/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>29768808
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Uncle nowa doing zatsudan later?

Is Zomboid worth watching if I don't know shit about the game?

>>29768919
Isn't Monday his rest day? I'm lost with all the timezones.

>>29768919
Not today

>>29768919
no, he said he will take mondays off from solo streaming

>>29768973
It's especially worth watching if you don't know shit about the game

You guys think Regis watches Northernlion?

>>29768973
He literally did it like an "Introduction to Zomboid" type video, it's basically an explanation/tutorial. So yeah, fun watch

>all these women in nowa's twitter comments
strange

>>29768973
Especially worth it if you don't know shit, he basically did a very good tutorial, explained pretty much everything

>>29768919
No, Leader will stream soon though. Be there or die

>>29769044
During their first collab they did a "who's your favorite content creator" and IIRC Altare said Northernlion was his.

I want to mag the Mag.

>>29769043
>>29769055
>>29769080
Aight time to take the plunge. Thanks!

>>29769101
Oh crap! If he is a fan then I'm excited for his binding of isaac career suicide

>>29769119
Flat is justice

>>29769173
https://youtu.be/mBNW0G04Lz4?t=2839

Found the timestamp

>>29769081
Most accurate pic of Magni so far

>>29768919
Nah, he's done for today but you can watch the VODs, Axel's zatsudan was good

MAGNI LOVE
MAGNI SEX
MAGNI BREED

>>29769129
The panty thieving mind broke me I can't tell whether he's a freak or if he was doing a bit for laughs

>>29769195
Blueboy busted my kneecaps

>>29769173
I hope he plays Nuclear Throne also since thats my favorite roguelite

>gender bending mag
Sick fuckos

>>29769356
That's just his sister Maggie

Lads are getting monetized soon, I hope Nowa doesn't have a heart attack once people start throwing money at him during his chats.

I WANT TO BREED MAGNI

>>29768808
/MANS/, more like /WOMANS/

Would you mag?

Ayo, this man be looking cool af

OMEGA WATCH OUT

>>29769417
yes

>>29769410
The only thing I'm not looking forward to is the inevitable resurgence of numberfaggotry.

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1554070967860998144
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1554070967860998144
I wonder what songs he wants to cover.

>>29769444
Gamma is fucking amazing, his streams are so much fun. Once the collab bans are over I hope they'll be a drawing collab with Magni/Oga/Iofi/Gamma.

Was the nihongo jouzu collab any good?

>>29769571
100% you should watch it anon

>>29769506
Visual Kei arc coming soon

>>29769571
It's an english zatsudan talking about Japan related stuff

>>29768973
Just watch the fucking video zoomer, nowa deserves it and it's worth it

>>29769571
Pretty good. Axel decided to take inspiration from real school environment, and instead of bombarding them with information, decided to get them comfortable on their first day, and ask question about themselves and how much they know about Japan and Japanese language.

>>29769412
I want to make Magni bend over and breed his femboy ass over and over again. I'd call him a pathetic faggot each time he'd cum from me just punching his prostate with my cock.

One month later, he'd walk around my house wearing a skirt and girly clothes. Obviously wearing always a chastity cage, since he won't need his dick anymore for sex.

>>29769652
Yeah honestly learning about cultural information and having a dialog is more interesting than autistically listing off translations

>>29769571
Really good and comfy, just the boys discussing wanting to go to Japan and JP stuff in general and Axel teaching them nihoungo internet slang

>>29768919
Not on Mondays, sadly

>>29769673
>t. Woman

>>29769410
He’s so pretty ToT

>>29769652
>>29769609
>>29769592
>>29769712
Thanks guys! I thought it would be like teaching japanese all over again. Good thing that's not the case. The night is long

>>29769673
t. fujo

>>29769410
i am going to make ojisan cry from me slapping my fat 500 USD and membership on him.

>>29769652
Axel was honestly pretty smart during the whole stream, he kept the topics easy to understand while sharing some of the stuff he experienced while living there. I hope the guys do one day get to go to Japan together for sightseeing and going to onsens like Maglord wanted.

>be SEA wagie
>see Regis schedule
>all streams during SEA wagie hours
>gave up
>came back from work
>sees guerilla Gungeon
>feel very good

>>29769734
>>29769810
No. t. is femboy lover, you retarded ass limp dicks

HOOOOOOOODL

Anon, how to block stupid manga bots in Tempus arttags?

>>29769832
Based vampire hag enjoyer

I may actually watch the blue one.

>>29769989
i kinda just block them all individually because i'm a caveman that doesn't understand twittard

>>29768808
nice op

>>29769989
block/mute "m.bilibilicomics.com"

>>29769989
-"m.bilibilicomics.com"

would you guys like more project zomboid from nowa oji? do you think they'd ever do a zomboid collab?

>>29769989
Add " -url:bilibilicomics" to the search, but I saw a few that weren't even using urls so just block those.

>>29770125
>>29770105
so, for tweetdeck it was
>(#ScholART OR #MagniOpus OR #WorkofAlt OR #Axellart) -"m.bilibilicomics.com"

>>29770105
>>29770125
fuck i'm retarded, thanks bros

i love magni so much... i almost felt bad looking forward to his streams more than my oshi's recently but then i realized you can have more than one oshi...

>>29770211
>more than 1 oshi
WHORE
just like me

>>29768808
>/MANS/
>Not a single man in the thread
What's the meaning of this

>>29769832
This is the third time you’ve attention whored about it and we both know you’re not going to do it

>>29770211
im a koronesuki but i just gravitate to the boys more i just get more laughs and comfiness than the girls desu and i think thats not a bad thing at least i found oshis that i enjoy more

>>29770286
who? im not arenei, im a different hagfag, anon.

>Regis doesn't follow Fulgur
Is he here?

https://poal.me/27u5jr

>>29770311
I don’t care. Stop blogposting

>>29770380
>no shota version
disgusting

>>29770380
what does fuckboy version mean

>>29770380
I know normal will win, but the others are still fun every once in a while

https://twitter.com/minaserioch/status/1554076233884872704
Bussy in danger

Gamma made it to 70k

Someone give me a quick rundown on todays streams, were they great
Zomboid is on my must watch, Spore probably too if it is still good but dunno bout the others

>>29770535
Kek Rio’s doting on everything Magni does

>>29770257
whore solidarity!
>>29770285
the thing is my other oshi is a male too... but somehow he and magni have different appeals. but yeah finding more chuubas you love enough to consider them your oshi is a good thing!

>>29770535
6 horas de sexo time

>>29770380
>Rule 63 not leading
Why anons why? You don't prefer this??

>>29770606
The collab was nice. They were just talking about JP food

>>29770535
CHUPADO

>>29770762
bros before hos

>>29770762
I don't wanna fuck my bros - i want this but i don't want to lose axel for it

>>29770762
I'm gonna fuck this doggo

>>29770762
because I hate women. why do you think I watch homostars?

Wonder if we can get him to play Cataclysm Bright Nights.
Project Zomboid is such a limited game by comparison I just can't go back to it.

>>29769448
Does it work now?

>>29770762
I'm gay so not my type but I'm willing to force Axel to dress up like this for you guys provided I get to molest him while doing so.

>>29770893
I hear sound

I will miss omegaposting

>>29770674
>>29770824
Can someone explain why this Rio thing is in spanish what is the joke here. Is this an actual phrase used in spanish or something??

>>29770940
this shit baited me earlier, the link encoder there didn't even worked

>>29770535

>>29770674
Can someone please, PLEASE, redraw this meme? I know this will get reposted to oblivion but I just can't stand that stupid fucking Rio face

>>29771066
It's after fucking Rio face

>>29771027
It’s a reference to a comic

>>29770380
What does the fuckboy version mean?

>>29770535
the homos are going to fuck my oshi…

>ask people to draw him T posing with tea
>they actually do it
Nice

>>29771066
Here's a high effort redraw for you
https://files.catbox.moe/nqltgf.png

>>29771047
The magmeister better be watching his bussy or else...

>>29771482
LMFAO NICE

>>29770274
I'm literally the only other man here, brother

>>29771352
TEA LORD i kneel

>>29770762
>watch a group of male vtubers
>wondering why female option isn't in the lead

>>29771482
kek

>>29771519
The anon youre replying to is a woman

The Zomboid stream was the fastest 1:30h of my life.
I love Uncle.

>>29771296
Your oshi is going to fuck my homo

>>29771560
Fuck I've been tricked

https://twitter.com/TrixIsForGoblin/status/1554074048652611584

>>29771482
Thanks anon, I unironically prefer this version

>>29771686
WHY IS MY WIFE (MALE) SO CUTE!!!!

https://youtu.be/FtQjd3-foec

>>29771686
Taking bets on whether or not that apron says Kiss the Cock

>>29771686
>ywn have breakfast served by Magni or any of the other Tempus boys

>>29771986
NOOO I WANT PREMIUM SEATS IN THE REGI DISCORD STREAM TOOO

>>29768808
Oh my God this image, why would you do this to me?

remember during previous months during birthday totsus, there is someone on global who correct posts which holomem was going to call in next - which of the tempus lads did this?

>>29772179
Why'd you ask here of all places instead of global?

I can't believe Nowa will never impregnate me... This world is so unfair

>>29772179
ayo stop trying to make this thread about global/hololive please thankies

I ate powdered Milo today

>>29772419
did you eat the whole pack/can anon or just one spoonful

>>29772419
How was it, anon?

ayo thinking of aligning my brekkie up with altares stream today but idk maybe i should just kill myself or something

>>29772419
How? doesn't shit like that and nesquik just suck up all the moisture in your mouth? I can't imagine being able to swallow that.

>>29772554
Eating while watching something nice is super comfy, I highly recommend it.

>>29772419
It's good right?!

couldn't they give them 2 hours at least? they've held up very well but I feel like the pressure of only being able to perform for 1 hour at a time is more grinding than letting them stream unrestricted

>>29771211
when I say femboy I mean something like this:
>>29769119

when I say fuckboy I mean something like this:
>>29769417

>>29772190
Nowa bab y.....

>>29772677
Probably trying to make it easier for new people to check them out since the VODs are only 1 hour.

>>29768808
I wish all MANScholars a fine sojourn in this temple of discourse known as /MANS/. Let us all partake in enlightening conversations about Tempus so we can grow stronger as individuals and as a general.

bros is she going to fuck magni? https://youtu.be/LqhpTd37ofI

>>29772419
I heard if you add powdered milo to cup noodles right before eating it tastes pretty good.

>altare -> hour break -> northernlion -> 2h break -> full tempus collab
yo saplings are eating good today but the real question is how tf they gonna finish a mario party game in one hour

>>29768808
To each and every VERMIN who attempts to taint this holy place known as /MANS/: SILENCE you irredeemable BUFFOONS. You will get no pity from this sacred den of UNDERSTANDING, this hallowed hall of PASSION, this CASTLE OF BASEDNESS. The purifying flames of /MANS/ will erase pointless and futile babbling and they WILL bring JUSTICE. Be CLEANSED in the fire of /MANS/, BEGONE and return from WHENCE THOU CAMEST. So the warden of /MANS/ has spoken. PREPARE YOURSELVES.

>>29772912
>tags: corruption, reverse rape

>>29772912
What a horrible mismatch between the voice and the model

>>29772912
AAAAAAAAIIIIEEEEE RIO SAVE MAGNI FROM THIS WHORE

>>29773050
>drugs, domination loss

>>29772600
weak

>>29773069
Can you please be nice to her for now, magni wants to fuck her titties

One hour until we
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTER THE GUNGEON

>>29772600
If you cant swallow at this level you're never gonna make it as a holostar en

>>29772741
>fuckboy
So just normal Magni?

>>29772912
DISGUSTING WHORE.
KEEP THIS HARLOT AWAY FROM MAGLORD

bruh im fiending for some tacos with cholulu hot sauce rn but its 6am

oh shit i forgot meegos 3d concert was rn oh well rip lol

>>29773216
This is when you make brekkie tacos. Egg, cheese, whatever meat and sauce ya like. It's pretty good.

>>29773216
Tie up your Taekwondo belts, fashion a rope and use into break into whatever taqueria is nearest to you

>>29773308
i hate breakfast tacos and i hate breakfast burritos, ok?

>>29772419
NO FUCKING WAY ME TOO

>>29769415
There are unironically no women here. Nobody types like lolcow or tumblr or /nenmen/ or wherever else you find women.

>>29772912
Cute unitychad magni

>>29770380
>Femboy version not leading
Disappointment
All of you

>>29772912
>oboretai
Fuck off

>>29772419
STOP
THIS IS A PLOY BY AXEL TO DRIVE UP MILO CONSUMPTION
HE OWNS NESTLÉ STOCK

>>29772190
stop doing this. This is Towa's thing

>>29773371
It's over anon... we have been brainjacked by the retarded dog

>>29772990
I'll laugh if they do a stream roulette and just keep changing which channel is hosting after each hour.

We're entering Altare's Gungeon in an hour.

is everyone ready to watch leader's gungeon stream for tonight/today? i got some snacks ready

>ayo why aren't you mixing Milo with your noods?

>>29772912
>oboretai
I guess Tempus are his new toys for his shitty clips. I wonder if he'll finally commit an hero when the EN guys collab with the usual girls instead of someone like Gura and don't immediately try to "destroy idol culture" the moment the collab ban is lifted.

>>29773735
CURSED

>>29773735
This is some banana gyudon shit
fuck that

>>29771296
your oshi gonna seduce my bros... I don't like that

>>29773335
Why?

>my oshi IRyS clashing with Magni tomorrow
Shit...

>>29772741
i thought by fuckboy you meant picrel, i feel scammed

>>29773735
dont use the seasonings that came with the pack and its delicious i recommend

>>29773735

>>29773735
Ayo wtf

>>29773889
ayo you just put eggs on something that was already good. its not ruined but it is objectively worse. I would rather eat eggs/omelette or an actual burrito

>>29773735
why

>>29773913
>>29771211(me)
I'm a yumejoshi and I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. How does one look like a "fuckboy"? isn't that just drawing them in a more ikemen style?

>>29773735
Ayo, can you describe the taste?

>>29773913
This is more what fuckboy means though

>>29773913
>filename
Based and true

>>29773735
Did you also use the noodle flavour sachet though?

>>29773913
BEAST.

Classically, a fuckboy is an inmate in prison who gets made the prison bitch.
Or at least that's what I heard. Does it have something to do with that, maybe?

>>29772912
Magni fags is this your broshi??? Get a handle on him !!!

>>29774067
>just drawing them in a more ikemen style
thats how i interpreted it yeah, basically making them look more attractive. id say axel's end screen counts as too

>>29772912
I wouldnt be surprised if this fujo is in here in this thread, thirst posting

>>29773791
Don’t know shit about Niji clippers. What’s wrong with this one?

>>29774608
She's less a fujo and more a yume, probably posting about fucking magni. She's just like me...

>>29774629
Hes a shitty collab beggar

>>29772912
She seems nice! If Magni is happy, I'm happy

>>29773954
You don't eat a breakfast burrito for the same experience as an actual burrito, the ONLY element they have in common is the flour tortilla. You also can't compare them to omelettes because one is handheld convenience food and the other must be eaten in place on a plate. It's like looking at a BLT and saying you'd rather eat a salad with bacon.

>>29774719
Begs Niji to collab with Holo or other way around?

>>29774942
begs holos to collab with JP stars

Just woke up
How good is Vesp at zomboid?

>>29775041
I'd prefer if the Tempus boys reached out to the /stars/ boys themselves for collabs. I wonder why there are beggars, it's going to happen anyway,

>>29775102
very knowledgable, enough to give tutorials, meta plays and protips for newbies. it was very fun!

>>29775102
good morning anon! it was good! you should check it out! it was mostly a tutorial about PZ but it was still great nontheless. his explanations were p good

>>29770152
>would you guys like more project zomboid from nowa oji?
YES

>>29773109
>magni wants to fuck her titties
And so do I

>>29772912
Why is this retard not translate it to Japanese?

>>29770152
PZ collab is pretty much a given. The only I’m hoping for is that it becomes a thing for stars. Imagine a stars PZ server…

My bratty boywife!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F4qLwTjLO0

in 10 minutes!

>>29775358
Shit man I've got work tomorrow...

10 minutes

>>29771027
Because Rio stands for Rio de Janeiro of course

GET IN FELLAS LEADER IS ABOUT TO STREAM

the prechat's so fucking gay

>>29775423
I still have 30 minutes left from the Nowa vod, i'm gonna be left behind Omega please, I'm going to burn out aiiiee

>>29775457
Already here

>>29775358
The fuck, did uncle Nowa actually manage to groom the blue boy into streaming in eu hours?

>>29775526
t. Tempura

>>29775630
He talked about doing this as early as his second zelda stream. 7AM and 7PM are his planned stream times

So Vesper is not doing a morning stream today?

>>29775102
I got reverse backseating by Uncle nowa

I MISS UNCLE NOWAAAAAA

>>29775700
Not on mondays pretty sure

>>29775700
Monday is collab day, so he takes a break to focus on that

Regis-san! Remember the deal!

>>29774629
Collab beggar that will only clip the JP Stars if they're streaming with females (with "omg yabe!!!! thumbnails and titles) and has sperged out multiple times in the Hololive subreddit. His posts there and a youtube community post (now deleted) where he asked if it was okay to clip Laplus saying that she won't collab with males pretty much revealed that he has an agenda whenever he puts out a clip of the Stars mentioning the girls or his nth Roberu "harem" clip.
Being a Stars fan is tiring.

>>29775711
There are lots of streams happening right now, but here you are bitching

>>29775630
>eu hours
How the fuck is this EU hours? I'm an Aussie and this is perfect for me, I'll probably be hopping off to bed an hour after the stream ends
Have you Euros this whole time really just been begging for more late night JP streams?

i hope magni does another drawing stream... i keep rewatching his only one

>>29775737
Why are you such an asshole? You must be the same guy being negative about him earlier?

>>29775737
BUT I MISS MY DAD UNCLE HAG WIFE (male)

>>29775757
Dunno what that anon is on about, this is definitely not EU hours. EU primetime is 2-3 hours from now on, people will still be commuting at this point unless they WFH.

it is time,
ACCELERATE

>>29775787
You can't be serious? It's the hololive and tempus fans who are assholes, shitting on all other fanbases. I've never seen such a rancid, toxic fanbase in my life.

>>29775700
yeah but there's no one like him and his boomerness that I can relate too

IT'S TIME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F4qLwTjLO0

REGI IS HERE

>>29774446
Serious question: I want my bros to get laid on the regular, my broshi's too, do people feel otherwise? As long as he doesn't bring her to guys night or start bailing on stuff because he's hanging out with her I just want him to be happy. Or him if he's gay

Do you guys like my intro bgm? starting in 2

>>29775868
Falseflaggers are everywhere. Don't think about it too much

>>29775757
Its 4PM over here man, normally their streams start at 5AM which is fucking impossible to watch even for a neet like me.

>>29775958
Falseflaggers my ass. It's the paid trolls for this corporation spewing this shit.

>>29775957
I don't believe (you)
I like the intro

>>29775957
unironically the intro and outro bgms are cozy as fuck

if this lil fruit can infect the other branches with isaac autism I'll kneel and forgive his girly voice

>>29775968
Theres legit 22 Holo streams rn and probably hundreds of indies and other corpos streaming
Are you starved specifically for male EN chuubas?

I noticed Regis' chat respond latency is long as fuck. Vesper has like 1-2 seconds which is pretty good

Uranus?

>>29776136
Uranus.

Is Nowa the only one who joined to become an idol? The rest seems to joined just to become 3views

>>29776113
Are any of them playing Enter The Gungeon?

am i losing it or can I hear his lips smacking when he speaks

>>29773459
>>29773791
>>29774719
>>29775041
>>29775736
I thought one of /vt/ schizos would attempt to doxx him if he's that much of a flaming faggot?

>>29772925
I can't believe my uncle is a dirty whore.

>>29775757
3-4pm is totally EU hours, prime time isn't the only EU friendly time

>>29776113
Most don't speak JP and ID is a dice roll on language

> indies and other corpos
No thanks

LEADER ON THE TELLY

How hard is this game?

>>29776178
Yeah it's a bit more prominent than usually

>>29776253
A little difficult as he would say

this is my first time watching him, so thats the pop sound anons talk about...

>>29776288
I guess I'm wondering if it's harder than Binding of Isaac for example

>ELONA
stream when?

>>29776303
I unironically don’t notice the pop sound. Am I deaf?

Oh wait, this looks fun.
Is this one of those rouge-lite/rouge-like game?

>>29776113
Its more about our boys clicking with me instead of being starved. Most of EN chuubas are really boring, i refuse to do JP reps so im stuck with clips and the only indog i like is Reine, so being able to watch boys live is really nice.

>>29776253
Very easy or very hard. Like most roguelikes, it’s dependent on luck

>>29776180
There's no potential for a hot girl at the end, not worth the effort of doxxing

>Hades nutz fit in yo mouth

our seiso leader

>>29776303
His signature 'pop' is actually a cry for help from Regis, his inner demon. He's desperately trying to let loose. Altare is just a facade, a persona put on in an attempt to blend in as human. Deep within this man there is something deeply, deeply evil...

>>29776323
I think its harder than Isaac.

>>29776323
isaac is a lot more rng dependent. You really need early damage or the game becomes a slog, in gungeon you can manage with even really shitty guns. I'd say it's a lot easier on the whole.

>I got an offer for a pro team on Overwatch
Oh wow, that's impressive.

ayo i got my shitty fast food tacos and cholula hot sauce lets go
>regis didnt want to be a healslut for a pro-OW team
immersion ruined wtf

>Offered pro overwatch
??

>offered to become a professional overwatch player
i wanna see some overwatch gameplay now..

Damn, I didn't know Regis was a pro player.

Reg played FPS games competitively. That's why his aim was amazing.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ALTARE GRADUATED

ez master round, not bad

So he's a pro damn....

Wow, Altare is legitimately great at keeping up a conversation while playing at the same time

look all im gonna say theres only been one holopro member who talked themselves up before playing shooting games and they ended up being awful

>>29776400
>>29776415
>>29776417
Lucky that Regis dodge the bullet there because good ol Blizzard fucked up their esport scene.

Around 84 more hours to the Overwatch stream

Coulda gone pro if I hadn't joined Tempus.

>>29776342
Yeah
Never played it myself because I don't like the genre, but I often hear good things about Enter the Gungeon

>pro overwatch offer
bullet dodged desu

there used to be a metric ton of OW pro teams back in the day, right?

>>29776464
Of whom are you talking about anon?

>pro overwatch offer
god watched over our boy and saved his ass

>>29776253
It's pretty hard as far as roguelikes go. It's definitely, at least on a base level, way harder than Hades or Isaac.

goid hes so based hes so based hes so based fuck fuck fuck

Legitimately dodged a bullet by giving up that Overwatch deal, sasuga Leader

Damn why is this stream lagging for me

>>29776466
Are they still doing that half the cast gets randomly banned for a month?

>>29776463
yeah, he is really smooth, barely any dead air while still playing more than decently

Altare is fantastic
him playing and chatting truly reminds me of NL

>>29776469
don't fuck with this guild leader

Blizzard trying to force their own esports scene for Overwatch is always funny to me.

>>29776367
>the popping is the seams of his skin bursting open

toxic altare when?

I really love mister leader... I also don't know if it's just me getting used to it but his voice sounds a bit more firm this time around?

>>29776486
I'm still baffled Youtube recommended to me an OW tourney with hundred of thousands views.
I thought the game died.

reggie.....

The psychopath rrats…

I'm impressed at how well he can keep the conversation running while playing.

So those were his regis days...

Regis... You really were a former demon king huh?

leader..

He seems to be venting a lot, where the hell did this rant come from?

Holy fuck Altre got the
>You're not fun to play with
From his friends....

>>29776537
lol yeah and also thanks to Overwatch 2 all competitive teams were forced to fire 1 player because they change from 6 player to 5 player team.

Truly a demon lord turned hero..

>>29776569
They really threw away a huge casual audience to case such an unreliable revenue stream.

Dang, that entire conversation made my respect for Altare go up like 100%. I've also had issues in the past being toxic with my friends when I played games somewhat competitively (i.e. Melee). The fact that he admitted he had a problem is very mature. It really is just more important to be happy and have fun

He's a literal psychopath... he had to take time to learn how to pretend to have emotions...

Demon lord turned hero, as some anons here said... What a guy, holy shit.

/v/ and /vg/ btfo

REDEMPTION FLASHBACK ARC
I'm so glad he improved himself

>>29776612
Morning sage mode.

Is Altare trauma dumping chat?

>>29776617
I was that guy. League made me a bad person

>>29776649
do not trust the blue man

kneeling.

>>29776612
It's not a rant retard, he's sharing how he got into other genres other than FPS starting from his early days

his friends are in the wrong. if you're playing to "have fun" and start trolling or have that mindset that you're playing poorly because you just want to "have fun", fuck those guys. You know what's fun? Winning

>>29776591
It still has plenty of people playing it, but the viewership has dropped WAY down and ofcourse, development is entirely focused on Overwatch 2

>>29776691
Shut the fuck up Aqua. This is why you got the coof.

>>29776182
he's a full on degenerate. It's great. Makes me wonder what kind of crazy shit he'll talk about in members streams.

>>29776463
How the fuck does he do it. I can't even talk and think at the same time.

Altare...

dude's got a few hours on gungeon, no?

>>29776661
His room smells like cum right now...

>>29776691
It all depends on what your goals are I suppose

>>29776612
he's not venting lmao he's just sharing his toxic player days

>>29776691
Tyler Ninja Blevins calm down

Holy shit, actual Demon Lord redemption arc. But now he started a guild and he has his guildmates (friends) ;___;

>>29776691
Agua you have a problem

>>29776691
so true. also it wasnt your fault you lost, it was that fucking spic on your team who was missing his shots and also the connection was bad and

>>29776728
Kek, but this time Altare is the Manlet.

Astel/Axel/Altare would be a pretty solid Apex squad wouldn't it?

This talk of his reminds me of Botan's story

>>29776691
covert ame post

>>29776728
my first thought... he really is a demon king...

I wish I could gain Reggie's perspective.

Fuck, I'm late to Reggie's stream.
What did I miss from the first 20 minutes?

>>29776400
You don’t know what it’s like. You have no idea what it’s like. It’s a horrible experience.

>>29776691
Agreed. Winning is everything. Just having fun is the mindset of the weak. Victory is fun

>>29776691

>>29776620
>all competitive teams were forced to fire 1 player

>>29776776
AAA GAMING

>>29776804
Unironic trauma dumping.

>>29776815
God, that was a special moment right there.

>>29776691
>16th place Vsaikyo
kek
At least post the best APEX player COVER has to offer, anon.

>That silent swear
this psycho

>>29776728
fr fr that's him

He's just rambling now

He actually kind of feels like a reformed demonlord lmao. Inb4 HomoEN2 is his former Demon companions trying to drag him back.

>>29776804
He was apparently good enough to go pro in overwatch but he was a toxic player and he decided to take a break from shooters to play roguelikes. also he's pretty good at some gungeon

Ummm is Altare ogey?

>>29776691
Winning is not the most important thing, but it's the only thing that matters.

So it’s the term ‘Trauma dumping’’s turn to get overused and misused

ALTARE ZATSU YES. YOU'RE GREAT AT CHATTING ALTARE, DON'T DOWNPLAY YOURSELF!!!

>>29776684
>>29776744
>20 minutes, 1/3rd into stream
>Only talked about a negative point in his life, hasn't interacted with chat at all beyond the first 2 minutes
It's kinda a dictionary case of a rant

>>29776857
And that's a good thing.

>>29776804
his redemption arc (toxic fps player to casual)

ayo no cap
this stream is making me reconsider playing gungeon again

>>29776872
He's having a mask off moment

>>29776804
Shared the story on why he started trying to understand basic human emotions

>>29776872
He's having flashbacks of his Demon lord days.

ayo the deep topic is cool and all but I just wanna chill and not think how to respond to that reggie

I no longer play mobas and shit like that because I hate dealing with people and I hate people setting expectations for me. Only single-players and eroge from here on out

>>29776661
>>29776732
Not all men jerk off in the morning

I wonder if Reggie is that guy who said he was joining Holostars EN and that he was a Apex player and that his oshi is Botan.

I stopped looking at the gameplay once the babbling began. This is now zatsudan.

>>29776887
https://streamable.com/2j2nko

>>29776927
Axel shut the fuck up.

>>29776838
it's not trauma dumping tf u on about

hes talking about his cock penis cbalslksl BALLS BAELLLLSSS PENIS COCK COCK CUM

This stream

>FLASH AAAAA
KEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYTYqs-ytSk&t=122s

>>29776691

My name is Regis Altare. I’m 21 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced build and a rigorous power leveling routine. In the morning, if my gunblade is a little glitchy, I’ll dock it to a power bank while doing my WAH reps. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the power bank I use a deep copium cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a tartare activated gel cleanser, then a can of worm body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating tea scrub. Then I apply a schizo-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I work on the rest of my raid prep. I always go out at 3 am after climbing out from my room through the window, because scaring the shit out of pedestrians is easier this way and it makes you look cooler. Then more stat allocations, then an anti-aging 2D model followed by a final DEX lotion. There is an idea of a Regis Altare. Some kind of hero. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our CCVs are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

He's starting to sound like an AI now

stay off /vt/ altare

>>29776872
His mask of sanity is starting to slip, soon he'll only be playing overwatch

>>29776927
it's the post nut clarity

>people saying these things
no they are SEA

>>29776691
Then go queue with other sweaties, not your friends who feel uncomfortable when you yell at them.

>>29776967
t.obese man child who hasn’t exercised a day since birth

LEADER?????? ARE YOU OGEY????

>Altare is Kageyama
>Hinata is Axel
>Tsukishima is Magni
>Asahi is Noir
It all makes sense...

A-Altare-kun...

>Its hard to find people that genuinely want to hang out
Regis...my bro...

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How can one lad be so based?

Gungeon's not an easy game, he's making it look easy.

Ngl I’m really happy about how Axel and Regis always try to get feedback to improve themselves

>casually dodges through dozens of bullets while talking about improving yourself

I can fix him

Take a shot every time he says "at the end of the day"

Bro...your reverse numberfagging...

I don't think I have actually picked up anything he's said so far

Damn, Altare has impostor syndrome

BRO STOP

Altare you should stop visiting /vt/. Maybe you can check out /MANS/ but stay away from global and #.

>>29777003
checkem

Altare my boy stfu and just play the game please!

Ayo are you ogey Regis!?!?!?!?!

SOMEONE STOP THIS GUY BEFORE HE TRANSFORMS BACK

>i don't deserve these numbers
glad you wanna improve yourself reggie but you should give yourself some credit man

>>29776691
should have told your coworker Tokyo Tower about this before Startend fucking lost

this isn't what i expected walking into this stream but its a welcome surprise, my brain is melting, so much wisdom

give me your feedback. now.