/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

Saw this on the catalog. I need this but with Mori.

remember to love your Mori

Mori and Lui should be together

remember not to be such easy marks dumbbeats

>>29757243
It is starting to look like that. Kinda sad to see her fall this hard.

I love my pon cute reaper wife Mori!!
Remember to love your Mori!

>>29757546
It would be a bit OOC for Mori, she has nothing to prove in terms of size

https://twitter.com/Aposine/status/1509583514060136451
Make Mori horny to distract her!

>>29757460
Previous thread: >>29728279

//// Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN
YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL_qhgtOy0dy1Agp8vkySQg
Twitter: https://twitter.com/moricalliope
#calliolive #callillust #callioP #callilust
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1PhE6rv0146ZTQosoPDjk8

//// Team Calli – EMI Records Japan (Universal Music Group)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/calliope_info
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@moricalliope_hololiveen

Most recent stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoHway3-tnI
Upcoming stream: _(:3」∠)_

//// Music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB8Nt5W7hnKA_pG2qljWbgVmJPobrLTm4
DEAD BEATS (September 12, 2020) EP: https://moricalliope.streamlink.to/DEADBEATS
Your Mori (April 4, 2021) EP: https://calliope.streamlink.to/2ndEPCD
UnAlive (March 21, 2022) LP: https://cover.lnk.to/UnAlive
Shinigami Note (OUT NOW! - July 20, 2022) EP: https://lnk.to/mcsnph
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5BRLBJ81BA
//// Stream Live Again: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-LOlueKCtk

//// Crunchyroll Expo 2022: https://twitter.com/crunchyrollexpo/status/1547298566527500290
//// https://crunchyrollexpo.com/en/holomeetngreet/

//// LIVE SHOW (major debut):
New Underworld Order
July 21, 2022 @ Toyosu PIT
//// VOD AVAILABLE UNTIL AUGUST 21 via SPWN
//// MERCH EXTENDED to AUGUST 1
https://newunderworldorder.hololivepro.com/


Mori moments: https://pastebin.com/NNZ1QPiV

Remember to love your Mori. :}

>>29757558
based

Reminder that this was Mori's favorite picture from the anatomy stream and the reason she was so embarrassed about the lucid dream she had was because she imagined all her genmates and kohai as muki muki men with muscles she could run her hands all over

Rachie's FIRST ORISONG:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2xmHR6TupI (EN)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL8z6XKw8Mc (JP)

Ririsya's acoustic cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMijvTBEbm0

BGV NEW cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3KUtc4xncU

Monarch's NEW MV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbAOizRHKxs

Nene and Reina's NEW cover:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp6L7XKfVF0

extra:
Pink Cat Concert later - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdKqppV1Ups

>>29757636
You could avoid OOC if Mori had a flustered expression and couldn't stick to the script as you got a handful of them.

>>29757609
Can we not start off with such obvious threadshitting from antis? Or at least nip this shit in the bud? We had a nice watch a long, go be retarded somewhere else

>>29757558
____, ____ __.

One day we'll end a stream without timelooping. I know it.

I...I....

>>29757720
straightbeat cope, she lusts after breasts now, she mentioned booba on almost every picture

>>29757769
He's replying to himself, anon.

Mori I'm still waiting for the samples....

Miss...my..... Moririn UuuuuuUuuuuuuu!!!!

>>29757745
>rachie orisong in EN/JP
sugoi

>>29757838
I'm sure but my point stands

Mori chuckled fatly. "You mean the burger emeralds?"

>>29757938
Maybe you should stop replying to bait first.

>>29757558
Lui is a creep

>>29757769
It's kind of true though. Why does she care more about doing stuff with big names than her small creator friends?

>>29757988
I suppose you're right

>>29757769
>getting this worked up by obvious threadshitting by antis
ngmi deadbeat

>>29758009
She's just like me...

>>29757720
>Sana in Avdol's spot First to go
>Fauna in Kakyoin's spot because he wants to fuck Jotaro's mom
>Kronii is Jotaro that is literally the best fit of anything ever
>Mumei is Joseph because she would totally pull the fake death prank on Kronii

There are multiple layers to this image. Mori's dream was obviously Council getting their shit wrecked by "Dio" Mori flying around in the stopped time "admiring them"

She'll make a move at rehearsals one day, Mori. Just be patient

>>29758122
Actually not mad though. Just trying to be inhospitable

>>29757460
Guys I’m feeling very sleeeeepy right now YAWWNN yeah I think we should sleep now very sleepy

>>29757938
>>29758083
the ironic thing is that he's trying to pivot releasing a song she could not release as Mori as not being passionate about music

>>29758195
Your indignant reaction only encourages them. You've failed Internet 101

>>29758222
I'm going out to take pictures. Yes, it is 2:30 AM.

>>29758162
Is suisex the jp she lusts after the most? Or is it Choco?

>>29758162
Fist fight between Suisei and Lui to win Mori's heart!

I hope this tweet holds true for a long time. It was legitimately the best live performance she has ever put on anywhere by a long shot
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1553908373225033728?s=21&t=a2hvKbEr5jCiq_QKqy3mpw

Pro-tips for pro deadbeats: The report button is your friend!

>>29758148
Mori having time stop fantasies fits way too well

>>29758327
Probably Suisei because IRL lust is a factor. She is horny for that girl's voice and body

>>29758362
>she has a collection of timestop lesbian JAV

>>29758509
>She made it herself

>>29758509
I love timestop doujins, especially ones where its the girl who is doing the time stops. Too bad they are fairly rare.

>>29758362
she also has an exhibitionist fetish

Check global lmao

I want to hold hands with Mori

>>29758034
She obviously wants to get into that circle. Which is pretty bad because OTV people are drama magnets and they will drag down others into it so I can see why people are worried.

>>29758750
I bet you even want to kiss her too, you fucking degenerate

>>29758686
So I can see numberfagging about ID holos? Or did you have something else in mind?

>>29758686
Why do people do that?

>>29758686
almost vomited thank you

>>29758820
I mean the filthy cumrag - and for once, I don't mean Mori!

>>29757745
>>29757913
Holy shit that's a bop.

>>29758819
you are goddamm right and I feel no shame in doing so!

>>29758819
yes

>>29758686
Thanks for reminding me why they call this place containment

>>29758686
It's kinda hot ngl

>>29758850
I see

You know, you could just not.

>>29758686
Lol

Reminder that we will see Mori's reaction to her sexy hip movements.

>>29758148
Ah shit I just got part 3 a little bit spoiled for me.

. . .

>>29759077
She'll just be a prude and tell us to calm down or something and that she'll never do that again

>>29758811
she hasnt said anything. If anything, you seem to be too tuned in with what TT does and obsess over their actions and try your hardest to connect anything they do to "Mori"

I had a totally unrelated Adam Sandler post on my twitter Feed and my mind went back to Mori.
This BITCH has me conditioned! THIS WAS HER PLAN ALL ALONG!

Even apart from That global kinda sucks right now.

>>29759252
I see many good lewds being posted, i'd say it's bretty gud rn

>>29759308
That Ame one is pretty good, It was posted earlier today

>>29759206
>she hasnt said anything
Why do you think she is moving to twitch to stream?
>you seem to be too tuned in with what TT does
But I wasn't talking about them but OTV.

Okay but like imagine ACTUALLY blasting rope all over her face. Especially in that fucking stupid hat.

>>29759383
>Why do you think she is moving to twitch to stream?
Why do you?

Again, this kind of paranoia and sense of entitlement tells more about you.

>>29759510
You really want him to tank another thread, huh

>>29759510
There is no good answer to this question

>>29759567
i like my halftime entertainment.

>>29759597
the only truth is no matter what Mori does, she will get stupid rrats out of it

>>29759510
he is coke addict begging for (you)'s, stop

>>29758686
I will never do some shit like that

Just go to bed

>>29759308
I don't look at global for lewds, i look at it for discussions that are moderately intelligent. My eye jumped to numberfagging, a cum stained shirt, and someone calling fauna a pickme.

>>29759773
>global
>discussion
lole

>>29759749
Me on the right

>>29759510
Because it is easier time to get into that circle while you are on twitch.

>>29759847
Holy projection

>>29759773
>numberfagging, a cum stained shirt, and someone calling fauna a pickme
>discussions that are moderately intelligent

>>29759847
Not really. All of them are youtubers, and some e-celeb streamers mori could easily collab with for Insider Points (like Ludwig or Sykkuno) stream on youtube now.

i dont know what the fuck happened in the hour that i left but here's the sketch and the .kra link if anyone wants it for whatever purpose. Alright time to study bye
https://litter.catbox.moe/9m6ut7.rar

>>29759847
And why are we so up in arms about that again?

>>29759847
My guy.. She's ALREADY part of that circle. That's part of what you're fucking whining about, and you don't even see she's already there. THEY all make content on Youtube.

>>29759773
>discussions that are moderately intelligent

>>29759955
Thank you doujinbeat
keep up the good work and good luck on the studying

>>29759954
We aren't. It's one euro trying to gaslight the thread into thinking it's a problem and that we are angry

>>29759955
Looking good

>>29759955
Based doujinbeat

>>29759955
coolio

>>29759886
The disparity between the two was exactly my point

>>29759955
nice one!

>>29759955
UWWAAAAAA BASED

>>29759954
I don't personally care but some people are worried.
>>29759964
I know TT has gotten chummier with big twitch streamers recently and she will probably use them to get into that circle.

>>29759955
I kneel, doujinbeat

>>29760012
But it isn't even EU primetime.

>he unironically thinks that Mori is an evil "clout-chaser"

>>29759955
The eyes are on point, damn.

>>29760012
The Finn or someone else?

>>29760313
I don't think she is evil but more like she understands how e-celeb world works. the "friendships" they are beneficial for both of them as they get content out of person and the other person gets content out of other person.

>>29759955
If I feel like I did well in the test I will sketch mori in a tank top with perky nipples eating fried alligators

>>29760486

>>29759955
thanks

>>29760486
watch streams onegai

>>29760599
why watch streams when you can save time with threads

>>29760651
Why have fun with your oshi when you could find the worst faith doomposting /here/ and take it at face value?

>>29760599
I am just saying how these relationships work in e-celeb world.

>>29760486
>if I can't be true friends with anyone, then no one can!

Holy projections, Baitman!

>>29760799
>>29760553

>>29760883
Obviously not every friendship is fake but a lot them are.
Perfect example would be Jerma and ster back in day who clearly were real friends who just had fun doing videos while playing video games. Though then that one thing happened and their friendship never were the same even if they made up.

>>29760599
>>29760883
Why'd y'all flip out? He didn't mean friendships in hololive, jeez.

>>29761207
streaming reps NOW
she knows what it's like to be at either end of the stick of clout abuse and she hated it so she tries to be more honest

>>29761207
He kinda did, because mori is in hololive. Saying mori is a clout chaser for wanting to collab with charlie is bullshit, and overly reductive even if she's taking the possibility of good numbers into consideration.

I interrumpt your daily timeloops to link this, I had no idea it existed
https://youtu.be/AoOT_2T3Pj8

>>29761545
Too bad it's the lofi version, no offense to Jo but the still prefer the original

>>29761373
>she knows what it's like to be at either end of the stick of clout abuse and she hated it so she tries to be more honest
She says that but her actions speak louder.
But I don't blame her. This is how you act if you want to survive in this business.

>>29761768
>actions in my mind
those are not actions

>>29761768
That these "actions" amount to soulless clout chasing is exactly what mori's life experience undermines.

>>29761768
Gura is doing fine tho

>>29762341
Gura is in crisis

>>29762408
Gura is the mold.

>>29762341
Gura is interesting case and exception that proves the rule.

>>29761377
>Saying mori is a clout chaser for wanting to collab with charlie is bullshit
Considering how that one stream went, I can't help but agree. Still, I can't help but wonder why she gravitates to those other people. How much of it is her genuinely liking them and how much is it her being attracted to fame? And what is the answer for this when it comes to deadbeats liking Mori?

Gura is sad that her special week is over.
(I still think it would be sick if Cover teamed up with Discovery and Gura appeared on Shark Week.)

>>29762884
If taco bell could make it happen, no doubt a tv channel do it

>>29762882
Because content creators almost always have exclusively content creator friends. Basically the only exceptions are people who get big later on in life. It's the circle you are in so that's where you are going to make friends. Especially true for mori since she is in a much smaller bubble in Japan.

>>29763017
moist is not her friend, they see each other as tools

>>29763059
You're a tool.

If deadbeats wanna take a break from getting worked or that guy wants to stop replying to himself for a moment they just announced the Holofes 3 Blu-Ray. It's a bit pricey, but it's also a way off and I imagine it'll be made to order as well.
>https://www.cdjapan.co.jp/product/HOXB-10009

>>29763059
That was obviously just her fangirling, she has watched the dude for a long ass time of course shes going to jump at playing any game with him. Both of them didn't really have much to gain from that.

>>29762882
Her fame caused me to notice her, but it's not the reason I follow her. If she became a 2view tomorrow, that would have no impact on how much I appreciated her. As an aside, your scenario is a loaded question, because how could she be a smaller vtuber if not for fewer people following her? You might as well be asking "if fewer people liked mori, would she be less popular?"

>>29763112
You said it was a bit pricey and I expected that to mean like $60. $120 is way too much for it.

>>29763261
No kidding.

>>29763261
That’s actually pretty standard for Jap Blu-rays

>>29762974
>Get Watson instead
>Bumpers showing off different species
>Talking about sharks and how important they are to the ecosystem
>Gura picture comes up
>"Uhh. This shark is stinky. It is known to attack the feet of beach-goers. But it can be distracted by playing music."
>"Who are you calling stinky! You defective dete-"

i want her to give me a bored handjob while she is watching adam sandler movies on her phone

>>29762882
>How much of it is her genuinely liking them and how much is it her being attracted to fame?
I don't doubt her being Charlies fan but with TT it does seem that she just hangs out with them because they are popular and probably has never watched their content.

>>29763059
Charlie clearly did it just to get it over with and it shows in the collab but maybe Mori thinks they are friends with would be pathetic.

>>29763261
>$120
wtf it is free on nyaa

>>29763261
If I recall the tickets were around 80-90 dollars for both days, so it seems like a logical jump in cost. It is like 6 hours of content.

>>29763370
That would make her a liar, seeing as how she responded to the "please stay away or you're a traitor" SCer by saying they were her friends. I dont believe she's a liar, so I believe they're friends.

>>29763498
She doesn't know what a friend is or what it means to have a friend.

>>29763421
In what world is $20 per hour of video a reasonable price? Even going to movie theaters isn't that expensive.

>>29763538
>yet another projection


You should really write fanfics.

>>29763498
She's at the very minimum friends with Syd. She has mentioned that syd is one of the few people who actually drag her out of her apartment regularly.

>>29763537
The physicality of the collector's box + cds make up for a lot of it's value, not so much the content

>>29763537
This is the actual core of otaku hobbies, overpriced shit you buy because you love the thing

>>29763537
It's not one time movie ticket though, it's a blu-ray that you can watch and rewatch as many times as you can like. It's not unusual for new blu-rays to be around 60 bucks, especially super special collector editions unless the film is really rather old (and even then it's not guaranteed).

>>29763498
Obviously she is gonna say they are friends but she doesn't seem them as anything but these popular kids she needs to be accepted by.
Though Syd does seem to like her enough to invite her to her wedding and you could clearly felt her disappointed when Mori got drunk before main dinner party and had to miss out that.

>>29763799
ah yes, buying 10 copies of Shinigami Note for a chance at a hand signed copy :}

>>29763799
My anime figure collection alone has cost me around $15k CAD. You need money to be a buyfag.

>>29763830
>It's not unusual for new blu-rays to be around 60 bucks
That's true, but this is literally double that price and would actually be 160 bucks if the Yen hadn't tanked so hard recently.

>>29763857
Jesas. I felt unsure buying the limited edition SN

I have something to confess.... I actually think holy shitto is good.

>>29763899
LE has better packaging, better looking CD

>>29763899
Decent job and no kids makes for a lot of disposable income. I'll have a Myth shelf at some point, even if they are just cheap popups

>>29763933
I like her part in it but hate the track. The 3 second harpsichord loop is grating.

>>29763894
Even if the Blu ray has a lot of content for your dollar, the high up-front cost has a high bearing on whether it's affordable. It's like Costco: having a membership and buying in bulk costs a shitton of money before you can actually get a good deal

>>29763933
I like the flow, but the track is mid. The concert helped it a lot

>>29763968
Better than funkopops at least. My brothers fiance collected them before he died and they’re so fucking ugly

>>29763933
The live version is good. the whole album is better live. It almost feels like she made the whole EP to sound best at the concert.

>>29764022
Funko's are the ultimate Bandwagonner tag

>>29764022
funkopops are only good for compost

>>29763933
it's grown on me as time has gone on still the weakest but not as bad as I thought as before

>>29764022

>>29764010
I like it more than I should for being a rap heavy track. Otherwise, I was pretty disappointed with the lyrics, production and video. Not bad, just mid.

>>29764031
It's because most of the songs are Songs that Britney/Christina would sing and have a random rapper spit some bars. But Mori does both acts.

>>29764022
I was given one for free by someone because "I collect these type of things". I strapped it to a large firework at some point.

>>29764096
Yeah, as much as I liked kamoflauge, i could imagine it being a black eyed peas song pretty easily, the odd japanese aside.

>>29764022
Having funkos are the #1 sign of being an "ironic otaku"

>>29763894
I think it only seems weird if you ignore relative pricing. The list price of Gozilla (1954) from the Criterion Collection is 40 bucks for a 1hr 38min film. If you consider how long Holofes was you'd pay more per minute for Godzilla than Holofes 3. The only thing I think is unreasonable is that Criterion Collection Blu-Rays go on discount all the time (Godzilla 1954 currently is) and Holofes 3 probably wont stay in priint to get anything comparable. I'll probably use my CDJapan points to bring it down if I decide to get it

>>29764155
>>29764096
I really want her to blend her Live Again style + R&B, it feels like a fit for her voice.

>>29764096
Mori should focus more on the singing as it makes me take her more seriously. I can't help but feel like her rap is some sort of ironic parody, which is perfect for something like C-Man, but not for any serious work.

>>29764211
Her best songs are always the ones with the least association with rap

Even on the other side it's the case, with Mute and Stilted Highrise.

our boy is going to fucking cum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXFOaigp6yY

>>29764211
She's put way too much of herself into rapping to believe this, and almost no weebs like her more because she's a rapper. She's gotten enough comments about her being the first rapper they like to comment on that trend. On twitter she gets pilloried for it. Not a ton, but more than if she just sang idol music. She raps because she likes it, but is in general irony poisoned and self deprecating.

>>29764295
Wasn't he the guy who doomfagged about Mori joining UMG?

>>29764331
yes but he learned the error of his ways

>>29763933
I'll fight anyone who says it's a bad song, but I'll definitely agree that it wasn't as strong as others on the EP. I think her best line being on Kamoflauge which didn't really have any rap kind of seal HS's standing at the bottom of the EP for myself.

>>29764256
The MiA cover she did with that other person before she "disappeared" for awhile was really good too. Id liek to see that again with her new singing skills

>>29763112
Why the fuck is it so expensive? It's just a blu-ray right?

>>29764344
did he enjoy SN?

>>29764316
"Mori should stop doing what she likes and do what I want her to do", got you.

>>29764385
see
>>29764191
Technically it's not unreasonable pricing a blu-ray, but's certainly not giving you a better deal for the bulk of content or will be available long enough to enjoy discounts.

>>29764402
I said nothing of the sort, because I don't believe it.

>>29764031
She was motivated to give 110 percent at the concert cause of something that happened around half-way through the production of the EP that caused her to go into overdrive (probably related to her comments of feeling a song she made recently was rushed and not up to her usual standard) She also just has a lot of natural stage presence, she can work a crowd so well they ignore Covid rules and cheer anyways.

>>29764922
>causing Japs to break rules
slowly but surely forming a cult of personality for eventual coup of Nippon

>>29764922
The desu desu really helped a lot desu~

https://files.catbox.moe/5lrdjz.png
https://files.catbox.moe/7u07kg.png

>>29765236
naisu

>>29763498
She did? Well, I'm fine taking her word for it.

>>29765236
soulful

>>29765342
i want to send kisses up and down her thighs so badly bros

>>29765236
i notice the ring on the left hand, nice touch

>>29757546
Like this?

>>29765497
nope, that's still suisei

>>29765497
Dangerously based

>>29765342
She looks very cool there.

>>29765383
Based and same.

>>29765497
not what I had in mind but holy fucking shit this is better than I imagined

>>29765515
>>29765497
oh shit you just added her nail colours and a guh

>>29763166
I was thinking about more along the lines of the success making her hotter, more desirable desu

18 hours until more Mori. I think I'll watch GoI collab and Bae's Stray in the meantime.
>>29764922
Is it really "natural" stage presence? It's not her first time on stage. She learned how to do it it just like any other skill she has.

>>29765497
redraw this with Mori and a dead beat yeah?

So, during today's membership stream, Calli brought up the Scavenger hunt thing again.

Apparently a clue can be found by listening to 30 seconds of Holy Shitto on Spotify? Anyone got any idea with that?

I remember reading that most people thought the first clue was D.

If Mori released a singing doll of herself, which of her songs would it play?
And how would you activate the doll's voice box?

>>29765630
https://stream.umusic.com/mori-calliope-holyshitto/thanks
The stream was HoloCure

>>29765497
Extremely based

>>29765627
Sorry anon, that is beyond the scope of my ability, I just do silly insert edits...
There's always picrel.

>>29765701
Anon: There's always picrel.(no picrel)
What did they mean by this?

>>29765627
Sorry anon, that is beyond the scope of my ability, I just do silly insert edits...
There's always picrel
>>29765735
I forgot to include the pic...

>>29764103
Kek

>>29765634
cycles through 3 songs
>dawn blue
>lose lose days
>ouroboros
sold in the pink aisle
batteries sold separately

>>29765236
Beeg nose

>>29765497
Kek, based literalbeat.

>>29765771
>batteries
>not having it be able to wirelessly charge

>>29765634
Bully acapella fo sho

>>29760220
You mean like Hasan and Armouranth?
"ogey"

>>29766066
More like kson

>>29766142
He said "big twitch streamers"

I don't know whats more annoying, the Gura schizos who just make shit up when Gura ghosts for several days for unknown reasons or the Mori ones that come up with random shit based on what she does because we almost always know what Mori is up too.

>>29766244
Did he? Dude just said big e celebs. Lotta big e celebs are youtubers first and foremost, even a few big streamers now, and most big twitch streamers have a big youtube presence.

>>29766066
>Mori licking and sucking on my ears
L-let's go?!

>>29766428
trying to pretend there is a difference between twitch and youtube streamers now that youtube is buying so many big streamers is dumb. they are effectively the same.

>>29766428
You're thinking too much about this. I think he was just making fun of Kson's numbers.
>>29766420
Gura ones annoy me more but maybe it's because I'm used to our local brand of retards

>>29766495
after that one ASMR yes I need it

>>29766066
OTV/OTK people in general.

>>29766495
She has literally done this though

>>29766519
who? I'm not a faggot, I don't know who OTK is

ENTER

>>29765634
What if it came with different hats and that gave you different songs?
>Crown = powerful songs (Please RIP, Red, Empress)
>Veil = contemplative songs (Cursed Night, end of a life, Scuffed Up Age)
>Crown+veil = idol songs (Lose-Lose Days, Ouroboros, Dawn Blue)
>Rapper hat = rap songs (Dead Beats, Guh, Holy Shitto)
>No hat = energetic songs (TGRIALS, Dead on Arrival, Mera Mera)

Then separate outfits that give you more. Like the kimono coming with OWTH. Or red dress does lo-fi Your Mori.
Holding Ricky gets you Make 'Em Afraid. Katana gives you Q. Recorder gives you Huge W.
Finally, regardless of whatever accessories she has, squeezing her tummy gets you a "guh!"

Mori in chat

>>29766595
It is group of streamers on twitch.

>>29766645
What will she say if I take off all of her clothes?

>>29766645
I'm sad I missed that I need a small Mori

>>29766595
I didn't either because I don't watch Asmongold or Mizkif, anything related to WoW. Reading their Wikipedia article inspires no confidence that I should.

>>29766654
which one?

>>29766645
Where do you squeeze to make her sing?

>>29766693
Take off EVERYTHING and you get Graveyard Shift.

>>29766654
>>29766635
You lie bitch

https://files.catbox.moe/cqq3gl.jpg

>>29766756
Hand. Squeeze her feet and she yells "Hey. Hey! Don't make it weird."
Oh and the newest accessory: cat ears and she purrs, meows, and trills.

>>29766645
Cuuuute

>>29766762

Guess i'll pick up live a live while I'm at the mall tomorrow and play with her.

>>29766864
Holy based
Sauce?

>>29766864

>>29766864
Sick
Disgusting
Post the complete drawing

>>29766887
What does the jelly taste like?

>>29766864
There's something really hot about Mori specifically letting herself get fucked into a drooling heap

>>29767337
I'm trying to imagine what tone of voice she would use when fucked silly. Would it be high pitched and feminine? Or would it sound like a hoarse gorilla?

>>29767337
>Work her up so much
>Ask for anything
>She won't even hesitate to do it
It would be worth the aftermath where we're both sitting in ashamed silence at the things we did

>>29767473
>"Please vomit in my mouth"
>"OKAY"
haha.. yeah...

>>29767453
high pitched and cute and soft when you look into her eyes and she tells you to say you love her, hoarse and gruff when you make her cum

>>29767453
as much as i love mori her voice won't be the most ladylike when you're fucking her silly

>>29767524
She is absolutely the type of girl who would start pissing in your mouth and then start screaming STOP STOP STOP STOP and jump up and start crying

>>29767524
Lui, eigo jouzu!

Deadbeats...you made it weird.

>>29767668
I want to her her low rough tomboy whispers about how perverted I am and how I'm her favorite deadbeat

>>29767723
>you mean there are other deadbeats?
and then I strangle her.

>>29767715
Mori has the body of a Venus and personality of an anime tomboy(aka the best girl). It's a dangerous combination.
And I'm simply a healthy red-blooded man, I can't help it, she makes my penis hard and my mind filled with thought of sweaty passionate sex. It's only natural.

>>29767817
Mori has the body of the older sister and the personality of the childhood best friend.

She is a succubus.

>>29767858

>>29767672
This hits too close to home...

>>29767917
a pissbeat...

>>29767672
Moririn...
>>29767917
Story time?

why are you all so fucking horny tonight? go the fuck to bed or something. You should be ashamed of yourselves

>>29768046
Not much of a story; met a girl back in college and hit it off, a while later we're doing it in her dorm and she just starts pissing. She shrieks, runs to the bathroom, locks herself in and just breaks dowm crying. Takes me an hour to convince her that it's no big deal and that I wont tell a soul.

>>29768192
mori... you had the bikini picture as a thumbnail

>>29768271
He's just like me...

>>29768271
Cute,giwtwm.

>>29768192
You did this to us!

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1554065792785715201
>It's
English teacher btw

>>29768762
She will be punished for this mistake.

>>29768192
>it actually was her
MORI I LOVE YOU PLEASE TAKE MY SEED I PROMISE I'LL CUM INSIDE YOU TONS

>>29768192
no I just want to marry you

>>29768271
And then you told the internet, classy

>>29768762
I know right?
>my assent to the throne
Mori-sensei...

>>29769164
I want to feel her ass-scent after she rises from her Herman-Miller throne

>>29769435
Shit like this makes me wish she would do a pickup line stream like Bae did.

>>29769435
Toppu kekku

>>29769435
you're the one who sent that SC the other day weren't you?

I love my Morbi

>>29769897
no, but I generally agree with every lewd statement aimed at her direction, both in public and in private, roommate side included

>>29769975
I love my Morbi too!

>>29769086
Happened years ago, if she even remembers it she probably laughs about it, wherever she is.

>>29769435

>>29770235
Glad I'm not like this.

>>29770419
everything is game in your shared home with your spouse married under God

>>29770235
This feels like a MtG tourney

I wonder if Mori is watching Migo? She's a good model of someone who wasn't initially a dancer who learned well what to do with her arms in 3D.

>>29770778
Isn't it GDQ? Setup looks familiar

>>29770856
is it GDQ

>>29764211
I live Mori’s melodic rap singing songs the best like eoal and Red where she almost sings her rap. HS had pretty good flow and wordplay but god that harpsichord and those stupid ass lasers in the track are awful.

>>29771546
*TeddyLoid noises

>>29771612
Teddy’s lasers were better. Also I hate that I can’t read his name now without thinking of the sound

>>29770803
Cover uses paid dancers

>>29773705
They really don't anon...

>>29773705
are you telling me that it wasn't Mori that was dancing a few weeks back?

>>29773745
>>29773860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOlFPkPPVu8

>>29773860
It was actually me, sorry.

I'm in love with Calliope Mori and I don't care if my reaper wife is pon it won't change anything

>>29774359
Well she seems poised to dip back into the dumb bitch juice, so your love will be tested

>>29774751
it never was tested

>>29774751
ogey

She'll get you next time. gadget!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GU-n4t9ee4
Pink Cat is singing anisongs

>>29775442
I like this pink cat

>>29757460
Is Calliope Mori a Pick Me girl?

>>29775647
I'll pick her sure

>>29775647
I'll pick her every time

>>29776057
Cute

>>29775442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPuqr12GSZ8
Hibana as well

>>29776095
this picture doesn't belong to you tell down

>>29776138
>opening transition to Brave Shine
naisu

>>29776145
>deadbeats stealing Eugene's picture
>deadbeats stealing Sanner's picture
are we the baddies?

Is eikaiwa still going to happen? She went back down to 1 a month for July

man, both are singing great pieces, I absolutely adore the current track on the pin cat's stream

>>29776322
ask her, it's the simplest way
but it might be a bitch to pin the JPs down, August has a bday/anniversary rush

GOD KNOWS, WOOOO

>>29776254
this shit ain't NFTs it don't matter

>>29776322
If it happens I doubt it'll be before the second half of the month

>>29776410
There's so fucking many this month, my poor wallet

I could see Mori stealth-buying this
https://twitter.com/akira0053/status/1554063059848548352?s=21&t=oickTDmzyznCoBlH0CJg3A

mori hypnosis sex
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/100161035

She's /here/ and knows you screwed up the OP...
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1554111317992022018?s=21&t=oickTDmzyznCoBlH0CJg3A

>>29777971
of course she is here
see >>29768192

UWAAA
https://twitter.com/The0neulost/status/1554108390707806209?s=20&t=xA12pbZ_zSaDN8EtK9sWag

Missed the Membership stream last night, but will be checking it out soon.
How did it go?

>>29778221
It was nice. Need tomboy reaper gf
>>29759955

>>29778221
Shit movie. Don't let plebs tell you otherwise.

>>29778221
I liked the movie but then much like Mori I watched that movie tons as a kid and got much more out of this as an adult.
this movie could not be made

>>29777934
damn, this is good

https://twitter.com/ByuLune/status/1553876326792146944
LESBEATS OUT

>>29777971
Of course she is. She literally said
>Yeah I’m thinking kino
as her review for Waterboy.

>>29778221
It was genuinely a blast. Some of the movies sent mori into paroxysms of laughter, and me too if I'm honest.

>>29778328
has anyone clipped that yet?

>>29778289
She’s becoming too powerful.

>>29778119
so she read all anti shitposts

>>29778289
I knew it

rose vs lucitan fight when?

>>29778221
awful movie, cute Mori
she wants to be your ride or die bitch

>>29778289
one of the reasons this thread is bad is it being invaded by catty twitterdrones like this, they physically can't resist biting bait cause women always need to have the last word
do not encourage it by giving extra attention

>>29778221
You tell me
>>29759955

>>29778438
my money is on Rose

>>29777934
I got the image through deepl

A hypnosis app?

Yeah, it's an app that lets you hypnotize anyone, and it's all the rage in certain circles in Japan.

There is such a thing.

Just to be clear, don't use it on me, okay?

I know, I know. Oh, Kari, can you squeeze your pussy more?

Oh, Kari, can you squeeze your pussy more? Hey.
What, like... Like this?
Oh! Oh my God... That feels so good. ....!

Really? Really?

>no making her say and do lovey dovey shit under hypnosis
could've been better

>>29778438
Better add Saku to that fight

>>29778438
Go Lucitan, go!

>>29778788
I'd rather it be lovey dovey rather than hypnosis to be honest

>>29750231
But did she stress the first syllable or the second?

fuck, pink cat, I kneel

>>29778438
If it doesn't come down to me and Lucitan at the end of this, God has no sense of dramatic tension.

I'm thinking kino?

Why are women watching women vtubers?