/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura cute Gura cute!

Fuck I love being a chumbud!

gouda gaol

Post sharkpits or face the wall

>>29718238

I kinda knew this already with how many people were playing it but she really isn't gonna touch Stay again huh

>>29718563
How much longer is the game?

Goombis.

>>29718746
She's only got a few hours left, I think she'll finish it still

>>29718238
Gura prefers feet

>>29718563
Honestly that game is kinda meh.
I expected a game where you just play as a cat and go do silly stuff, that would be more of Gura's style. Like Rat Simulator.
Instead we got Cyberpunk but with a cat.

if Gura sheepishly admits she finished stray offstream 6 months from now im gonna flip

goombel thinking about chumbies

Goobs is ded

>>29718820
Nah, Kirby, Fish, and Stray are perfect Gura games with plenty of prompts for her wit to work off of. All the simulators she just one-and-dones.

I think she might actually love us

>>29719225
Gura does zatsus. Play a game while doing the zatsu. It will be a better experience for everyone.

>>29719289
Her zatsu is better when the game has some substance and activates her almonds.

>>29719392
It's best when it's the kind of mindless game that occupies you yet lets your mind wander. If she has to think at any point, it's no good.

>>29719266

>>29719484
Wrong.

>>29719762
Wrong. You're confusing bouncing off the game with zatsu. They are not the same.

>>29719809
They are the same. Mindless games are just as distracting but often leave her struggling for a topic.

>>29718746
She's at the start of chapter 8 of 12. Unless she does a lot of exploring, it should only take her 2~3 hours.

>>29720272
Here's another, don't drop it this time!

>>29720204
This would be incredibly hot if her breasts weren't so big.

>>29720312

>>29720401
This cookie dropping brat!

>>29720272
>>29720401
The master of unintentional comedy.

>>29720496
That she is. I'll never get over the sound she makes in this one.

No more stray btw. Karaoke and then Minecraft again

Possible MK collab with Kiara on thursday? Unless I missed something she has MK with the girls on her schedule, and Gura likes MK

>11 streams in July
God I fucking hate management

>>29720784
Yeah it could be a Myth collab but I doubt it.

>>29720927
yeah fuck management for approving her project

>>29721055
>unironic management shill

For the love of god, stop with the collabs. I need fucking solo streams

>>29721055
Yeah, for wasting her time by cancelling AND immediately greenlighting the same project when she's already bombarded by different projects already. Girl barely even slept yesterday.

Is there a stream tonight?

>>29720784
>>29720951
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1553849893835382787

>>29720927
Don't forget, Crunchyroll bulltshit means no streams next weekend!

>>29721565
Last con she still streamed on the meet and greet day

I'm in love with Gura!

>>29721565
at least there is the shill stream

>>29721793
So what are the "confirmed" streams as of late?
>shill stream
>member karaoke
>reine feet review
>more minecraft
>rust when they get the new servers up

>>29721223
3Dio sexytime samemaid ERP will compensate for collab spam.

This lazy bitch taking another day off

>>29722003
lol you're the lazy one get better bait

>>29720784
Kiara replied to a tweet saying it's Fauna, Ina and she is waiting for someone else to respond. Probably Gura

>>29722064
>Gura accepting anything Kiara asks her
I'll literally suck 1 million cocks if it's Gura

>>29722101
mine first

Gura, where is that "Itty bitty" something you told us about in a member post last week?

>>29722101
On your knees

>>29721400
>>29722064
Goob please I wanna play MK again

>>29722101
I-I want to be in line...

>>29722101
dibs

Gura, I'm sick and might not live much longer. Please stream

funny weed number

>>29722139
She's coming in the mail. Be patient.

yes i am not a membershrimp
yes i am still no lesser than other chumbies
yes i think members only streams should be made public after a month at the latest

>>29722601
you'll be a hairclip soon. ganbara

>>29722679
just fucking pirate it and stop crying about it

>>29722695
looking forward to it

>>29722679
You are lesser

>>29722679
?ww

All normal steams that don't need to be public for permissions should be made membershrimps only.
All current member streams should be made shark side only

>>29723046
The only logical argument

>>29722491
Let's goooooo!

>>29723046
I hate that there is virtually no games they can play for member streams.

I just saw a pretty big spider run across the room towards my bed after it dropped from the ceiling and I can't find it. I might not make it.

>>29723311
The spider is going to crawl up your nose while you sleep tonight.

>>29723311
He just wants to be friends

>>29723311
Spiders are buds just leave it alone.

>>29722679
The public doesn't want to see us chase a blushing sharkmaid's skirt in circles, that's our special content.

>>29723311
Oh fuck, rest in piece.

>>29723311
Gura would befriend the spider like a Disney princess

Gura wet the bed. Quick anon what do you do?!

>>29723506
Has Gura ever said whether she's scared of spiders or not? I can honestly see it going either way with her.

>>29723554
Aggressive head patting.

>>29723554
Mating press correction.

>>29723586
Well she likes Tawantulas

>>29723554
Well obviously the first step is to get her out of those wet clothes, which is definitely what is happening in this image

>>29723554
Clean her pissy cunny thoroughly with my mouth

>>29723586
She likes tarantulas so im not sure. She did tell us she was in a shower once and a spider was in the corner but she couldn't kill it because she had nothing to kill it with.

>>29723789
>>29723871
Oh yeah, I remember that now.

God I wish I were that spider.

Spiders are very cool and your friend, especially when your house is full of bugs, like Gura's almost certainly is even more than she lets on in streams.

I wish the audio of all these shark week videos we're replaced with gura noises such as her squeals, snorts, and laughter

Am I the only one here who wanted to fuck sharks long before Gura existed?

>>29724494
I wanted to fuck shark girls but not sharks

>>29724494
Not specifically sharks, but I've always had kind of a thing for aquatic lolis. Imagine how smooth and slimey they'd be...

is goop goop gooping today?

>>29724494
Probably. Most people who are into that kinda shit go for dolphins and squids.

>>29724660
yeah, with me

>>29724660
Yes, into my cup
https://twitter.com/4zazil/status/1550343801989779458

ATLANTIS SOON MY BROTHERS

Gura should become a members only chuuba.

>>29724660
Nope, goop goop is kill

>>29724494
I used to have fantasies about fucking dolphins after I swam with some at a seaworld thing when I was 13. Dolphins are horny sluts.

>>29725162
who doesn't want to fuck dolphins

>>29725104
This, fuck the greys they don't deserve anything.

>>29725196
Dolphin pussy can turn your dick into mush, their pussies are no joke.
Or so i read on a greentext.

gooba doko...

i just want to take a moment to thank nacho mama for giving us outfits showing off guras erotic slender thighs

>>29725377
Thank you Nacho. Gura's legs and thighs are indeed a blessing.

>>29721400
>fauna and ina joining
that's probably gonna make the idea appealing to goob if nobody else takes the spot

>>29724494
do zoras count?

>>29725104
Are members only chuubas a thing? I guess I wouldn't know because I'm not a member.

Why did Gura hide her Minecraft coordinates screen when she already showed them in a past stream?

>>29725566
It all comes down to if she's free or not at the time
If this is something that just got put together at the last minute then she's probably already busy with something that early in the day

What Gura art that hasn't been made yet would you want to see the most?

>>29725889
There's a lack of mating press art.

Reminder that Gura owns and wears cute legwarmers God I fucking love legwarmers so much.

>>29725889
gura in her hoodie but ebis coming out of her sleeves and are all over her like she's some shrimp whisperer

>>29725847
I think it's just her habit of being autistically paranoid she is going to dox herself. She's not thinking logically about it. The numbers and text just scare her.

>>29725889
I just want more forehead art

>>29725889
Standing blowjob art

When's the last time Gura released a stream schedule?

>>29726208
June 14th

Not sure if trap or legit.

>>29726208
Every post like this, Gura resolves to not make a schedule for another day.

See this, this is my wife. She is a very small petite woman. Sometimes when she's being extra lazy I just carry her to the destination. That's how small she is. She is small.

>>29725889
Gura getting her tiny body manhandled and walked around the house.

Ame just said she's joining MK, so I guess either Gura said no or she wasn't the one being asked.

>>29726544
Your wife looks a lot like my onahole. T u T

>>29724494
Based aquaristbud.

>>29726613
thanks for the heads up so we don't get our hopes up

>feel sad
>think about Gura
>feel happy
simple as

>>29726464
would have sex with regardless

>>29726613
I'm happy to hear that. I don't mind collabs in general, but when streams are as sparse as they are at the moment, I would much rather have her slots taken up by solo streams. I still enjoyed Minecraft with Kaela though.

Ame also just confirmed the Gura flossing video was recorded at her studio while they were doing things for Kiara's concert. I wonder how many more clips Gura has recorded that she's yet to post

>>29727029
Interesting. Perhaps the "little itty bitty tiny something" will come from that.

When is Gura getting her own studio?

>>29726981
I vastly prefer alone time with my wife desu. I always watch collabs but I rarely enjoy them more than solo streams.

>>29727134
Never. Even if she had the space for it, she doesn't have the know how or patience to do it herself.

>>29727134
She's moving in with Ame, so in a way she is.

>>29727120
doubtful, she wouldn't have to still be working on it if that was the case

>>29727184
>Even if she had the space for it, she doesn't have the know how or patience to do it herself
This is why, between Gura and Ame, Ame will always be the superior vtuber. She actually has the drive to make cool things happen.

>>29727295
hmm yea unfortunately Ame is not my cute shark wife so there's no way she can be the best

>>29727295
Shouldn't you be watching Ame?

>>29722679
Public after 6 months seems more reasonable desu

>>29727295
Improve yourself.

Ame and Gura have some good ideas for their panel together, they haven't completed decided but will soon

>>29727429
>>29723046

Every day I thank Jesus my oshi isn't a whore like Nyanners.

why can't she streams for two consecutive days? the only days I can catch a stream live is on weekends

>>29727429
Fuck off gray

>>29727789
She goes to church on Sunday. Gura is a devout god-fearing Christian.

>>29722679
I watch all streams signed off in incognito. I don't leave a like, I never comment, and I have never spa's
I love Gura. She's my oshi, and I know she loves me too. Still not going to support a corporation

>>29727789
when in doubt blame management

>>29727896
>Still not going to support a corporation
too late

>>29727928
Yeah, you end up supporting corporations just by living

>>29727896
What is this mental illness?

>>29727896
this guy shops on amazon

New shark like

>>29727896
You're supporting multiple corporations by using Google Chrome

>>29728146
>ISREAL

>>29727995
actually, I get all my protein from used condoms taken from the dumpster of the local whorehouse and grow my own carrots. I have no car, my clothes are all stolen and I'm posting this from a computer built out of parts from old computers that people have thrown out.
you all need to get on my fucking level

I LOVE MY SHARKWIFE

>>29728329
sugoi

>>29728329
You're supporting youtube indirectly by discussing Gura here and driving interest in her

>>29728452
*pours out a used condom on you*

>>29728507
mmm thanks for the food

Was gone on an extended break, what did i miss in terms of Shark and BEEG leaving?

>>29728715
Gura was adopted by an ID mommy.

>>29728715
how long were you gone

>>29728715
Not too much on that specifically, Gura wrote her a cute little note she read during her graduation stream.

>>29728797
9 days, so 22nd to now

i want to cum on gawrs feet as she calls me mean names

check member posts. gura sang part of a song in sana's graduation stream in addition to this >>29728831

when is Gura streaming Borderlands?

>>29728840
>>29729074

Since people haven't mentioned it in a while, she's still planning something for 4 million. She's most likely rolling it into her other plans, but still.

>>29729141
Maybe we'll finally get the slumber party stream. huahaha...

>>29729137
me, the lucky shrimp in her hand, about to be eaten

>>29729235
I'm not expecting the slumber party until the next offcollab.

>>29729263
giwtwm

>>29729325
I'm glad you understand that that's me.

>>29727134
Depends on what you mean, because like half a year ago Gura turned her bedroom into a recording studio.

>>29729235
one day..

>>29729455
She did put up more "soundproofing" again. I can't wait to see what she's recording.

>>29729235
sad the only slumber party idea that would fit now would be with SNOT and not Myth since the offcollab showed the dynamic wouldn't work right with them

What games are you guys playing tonight buds with Gura not streaming? I'm stuck scrolling the steam store and I can't decide what to play

>>29729760
I'd be fine with that. Honestly I never expected the stream to be a literal slumber party, just roleplay. But now that offcollabs are a possibility, that would be great.

>>29729875
modded minecraft, the new create update is pretty cool.

>>29729875
Minecraft ._.

>>29729875
I'm getting an aneurysm while practicing AAR with the F-16 in DCS

>>29729875
Been playing Rune Factory 5 and Monster Hunter Rise mostly

>>29729875
Enlisted and Escape from Tarkov

>>29729875
I'm in the mood for some Minecraft. I'll probably not build anything and just dick around.

>>29729875
Battle Brothers, but my bros keep dying

>>29730182
what the fuck is the story behind this image

I cannot wait for the spooky arc to resume

>>29730362
maybe we can get gura to play a comfy silent hill game

>>29730340
That was a pinned chat message in one of her streams, because her laugh is silent and she turned it into a joke.

>>29730435
ahh k thanks anon

>>29730362
outlast 3 will get delayed again and she'll lose motivation just like last year

gura needs kaela to teach her how to yeet negative thoughts

>>29730435
I see, that's pretty funny. With her ESL and autism, I often had a hard time telling when she's joking or how exactly she was reacting to something Gura said.

>>29724660
Goop goop is goopin out of her little asshole

>>29730508
>we're nearing one year since the start of the worst period for being a chumbud
here's hoping things don't end up as shit as last time.

>>29729875
More fucking tekken... i hate it

>>29729875
Thinking of starting Nier Replicant.

GURA SMASH

>>29731403
anon?

>>29731403

>>29731403
yeah, me

DRDRDRDRDRDR

When did she change her name again?

>>29732314
right after the Sana tweet reply yesterday

>>29732314
>management forced name change
FUCK MANAGEMENT

Gurass

Gurass

Gurass

>>29728146
Alright lazy bitch. Now stream

>>29732544
>>29732600
>>29733129
rubrubrubrubrub

someone tell me what old stream to watch

>>29733249
Maneater

>>29733249
TABS

>>29733249
Visage #2

>>29733249
kokoro clover

>>29729875
im playing the goom to gura game

>>29733581
How do you win?

>>29733581
I was thinking about having a fap myself, brb.

>>29729875
I'm gonna sleep early because I wrecked myself at work.

>>29733676
you need to last at least the length of guras last stream while fapping gura lewds. if you goom too early you don't get to fap again until her next stream

Let's say, hypothetically, that Gura's tail turned into a penis
Now let's say, hypothetically, that I wanted her to insert her hypothetical penis into my anus for sexual stimulation
Now consider the fact that the largest object that I've put up my anus was a large cucumber
Taking all of this into account, my question is; Was Gura in actual bathtub during the bathtub stream?

I just decided to play more project diva instead of something new...

>>29733249
I know it's sort of a controversial stream but I personally feel it's a bit of a hidden gem that doesn't get remembered fondly enough so I'd have to go with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3phaXN_FjiE

>>29733992
man, having a dick on your butt would be real inconvenient

>>29733992
Yes. I was the one washing her back

>>29733992
>Was Gura in actual bathtub during the bathtub stream
nyo

Gura with Korone's taste in games would be the perfect chuuba

>>29733992
>Was Gura in actual bathtub during the bathtub stream?
Yes. Don't believe anyone who tells you she wasn't. Your own ears don't lie to you.

FUCK gura

gura should play spyro 2 from the remaster

>>29734823
I'm trying!

>>29734533
Remove DQ

>>29734823
gently

Gura should kiss me

>>29734823
I want to so bad...

I miss my maid

>shark-senpai is really cute especially when you tease her haha

Reminder that I will be marrying Gura after she confesses her feelings for me
https://www.yahoo.com/video/japanese-man-47-living-dream-022216467.html

>>29735222
based mommy

>>29735222
>>29735426
I too am watching Kaela. Please be a mommy for Gura, its what she needs.

Gura and Kaela talking off stream after the collab

>>29735279
Wow, what a lucky guy. If you made it the plot of an anime people would say it was too unrealistic.

>>29735869
About what?????

>>29736038
me

>>29736085
>streams returning normal soon
hehe, yeah...

Kaela is a goddamn blessing

Gura should kiss my penis. T u T

>>29734823
That's the goal

another shark like

>>29736142
MANAGEMENT HATE
She was not busy from January to April and yet they fucking decided to dump everything all at fucking once this July

Do you think Gura hates coomerbuds like him? >>29736992

>>29737476
nyo
she knows what shes doing

>>29737436
nice. Tosyeo draws the cutest Guras
https://twitter.com/tosyeo_59/status/1553874917594374145

>>29737488
>>29737575
BLESS YOU GURA

i genuinely love gura as a person

>>29737436
this brat.
say if you're going to stream, it's late for me and I'm drunk

>>29737476
gura is unironically a coomer herself and/or gets off on playing into that, she feeds into it intentionally way too much

>>29737916
quit being retarded, there is 0 chance she's streaming

I miss Gura

>>29737938
I'm wouldn't go as far as saying she's a coomer, but I do think she enjoys riling up her cumbuds

>>29737957
i know it's well past her stream time, but I'm not going to bed yet due to other reasons so I'm holding out hope.
those other reasons being, I'm finishing my drink and having a couple of glasses of water

>>29737866
I made this post

>>29737866
same desu

>>29738090
She's said she's a goomer and she masturbates. I don't know what strict definition you're using that she doesn't qualify.

Who is this CowsIAM guy? Gura immediately liked stuffs after he was done playing the games. It has been like this for 3 days straight now(and "you know who" wasn't online anymore)

>>29739372
Yeah me

>>29738090
>her "would you like dinner, a bath, or me" bit in the maid rp stream
she's sometimes too based for us

*new IP schizo ramblings with no proof`*

>>29739372
The last time you tried this she's literally in Ame's house, just give up man no one is believing your fantasy

Luv my socially anxious shark. Kaela should be her mom and force her to collab with more JPs

Boyfriend rrat in spoiler tag, because that makes it totally ok and on topic.

>>29739785
Kaela can speak japanese?

>>29739372
kill yourself

>>29739893
shion can speak english?

Gawr "Glasses" Gura

>>29739935
Glasses on Gura just makes me want to make them dirty. T u T

>>29739742
the funnier part about that post is that every time that off topic person is discussed things come to light that actually disprove the rrats more than they help them. The schizo will never learn because they have a subhuman iq though

>>29739935
Fubuki won't collab with Gura until she gets glasses on her model.

>>29740035
Nacho please give her glasses...

>>29739934
Yes, shes Havard graduate

>>29739973
why would you make perfectly good glasses dirty?

>>29739978
I think he's just going down the list of transatlantic cock rrats that were ever forced here and desperately trying to make at least one of the to stick. He's most likely just a sad mentally ill SEAfag.

>>29740230
Because it's hot to take perfectly clean things and make them them dirty.

gura is recording the 840th retake of the tiny itty bitty thing she has for us right now

>>29740844

>>29740978
gura joi

Gura has peed at least once today

>>29741202
yes please

>>29741222
Yeah, on me

what would happen if i injected gura pee into my bloodstream? not even a piss fag im just curious

>>29741353
You would die in an extremely painful way but it would be 100% worth it

>>29741298
You're out on your way home from the store. You see this on the ground. What do?

>>29741453
Take her home and clean her up, of course. With my tongue the 2nd time around

>>29741453
mating press then take her new home and clean her up

>>29741453
Wipe as much mud off with the towels I keep in my car
Lay her in the back on the last clean one
Take her home
Place her into my bathtub
Figure out what the hell I'm supposed to feed my new pet shark

>>29741453
Have her sit on some trash bags and then I'll spray her off with the hose when we get home

>>29741453
Mud wrestle with the sharky, I'd make sure to burry my face in her ass if I can.

>>29739340
she hasn’t said this. she doesn’t need to, she tells us by letting us hear when she touches her cunny on stream

>>29741453
Carry her underarm, lovingly bathe her, provide an oversized shirt for her to wear while throwing her clothes into the washing machine, cook her a nice dinner and then give a warm affectionate hug while slipping into bed. Then maybe mating press. But lovingly of course.

>>29741453
first thing's first: Find the nearest place that has clean water and get some so she can rinse that mud out of her mouth

>>29742023
>she hasn't said this
Yeah she did. Feel free to get your own timestamp.
https://archive.alice.al/vt/search/text/gura%20goomer/order/asc/

>>29741453
Unholster both of my concealed 44 revolvers and proceed to unleash on it akimbo style

>>29742320
Goomer is not the same as a coomer though.

>>29742585
Are you really going to argue this? Really?

>>29741554
Kidnapper/Rapist
>>29741647
Kidnapper/Rapist
>>29741684
Kidnapper
>>29741851
Kidnapper
>>29741888
Assaulter
>>29742046
Kidnapper/Rapist
>>29742153
Good samaritan
>>29742381
Murderer

>>29742639
No, I'll just post the ultimate undisputable facts that can't be argued.

>>29742754

>>29742754
all me

>>29742754
What about this kids nape is so appealing?

Don't forget its been confirmed by the off-collab that Gura is the smallest, weakest, cutest one in EN and that you could probably just scoop her off the street and she couldn't do anything about it.

https://streamable.com/hovugn

>>29743459
Based

>>29743459
I need to protect her...

>>29743459
I must stalk her everywhere she goes to ensure no harm will come to her.

>>29743750
People like you are the reason why she's always so paranoid

>>29743923
it's jork

>>29744036
Make better jokes.

girls that hold their piss like gura are 100% coomers. look at matuli

>>29744520
YES MY SHARK

I just remembered Gura sang this, and it makes me sad that the days of her singing random songs like this are over due to the new copyright system.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWG9KwnkgFQ

>>29744520
yes ma'am

>>29744460
Do you think Gura holds in her pee and then lets it all out as she orgasms? https://twitter.com/4zazil/status/1550343801989779458

Goddammit I need to stop making myself horny.

>>29744743
nearly any sexual situation described with gura doing it makes me more immediately horny than anything. i can get straight up boners from just reading bait coomposts here

>>29744743
Get me the uncropped version of that webm

>>29744743
You have a problem and the solution is to only goom during Gura streams or when she member posts or tweets.

I really hope she gets back to a regular schedule soon. All these break days have made me realize just how little I used to do outside of my reps and watching her stream. I'm not used to having all this free time and just feel like im wasting it because I don't feel the drive to play games or watch anime or do anything else I used to do before Gura. I still watch other holos but watching them have never been the same as watching Gura for me.

>>29744857
https://video-cdn3.gelbooru.com/images/70/c9/70c92b3fff9742b73e4f848b6cabd8f0.mp4

>>29741453
Fall down next to her and sob uncontrollably

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca5ExgHAWbA

>>29745155
fucking collab with suisei on a song already gura

>>29745541
Suisei is a bitch, she ignore Gura

>>29746017
Yeah my bitch

Gura cute.

>>29745541
Gura probably asked her manager if she could collab with Suisei. Mori on the otherwise probably went to Suisei directly to ask. Gura needs to stop being a pussy and stop relying on her garbage managers.

I wanna see Gooba collab with the blue boy from Tempus! They'd look so cute together

>>29746412
the blue boy wants to collab with ina first before anyone else

>>29746574
rope homobeggars

Reminder to report homoposters

>>29747305
I want Gura to talk about being sweaty again

member post soon

>>29747377
Does this Gura have marshmallows in her cheeks?