/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>29719195
Enjoy your stay newfriend.

>>29719195
She is crazy for my dick

>>29719195
God I need a crazy bitch like Matsuri in my life.

>>29719195

>>29720682
>crazy bitch
please explain

>>29719195
>too many apex streams
>collabs with males
>too many sex jokes
>Za Hando
>tells her viewers to fuck off if they don't like her content
Pretty much sums Matsuri. Don't know if she's menhera tier though.

>>29719195
It's genuinely hard to pick a place to start from when it comes to why she's menhera.

>>29721664
just explain everything it doesnt matter how complicated it gets

>>29721473
Still missing some spicy details there.

>>29721819
No, because some details are roommate's and this is ban worthy on this board.

>>29719195
Once threatened her mom with a knife. Apparently her mom did the same thing at her age.

I can't believe she is leaving
PNGtubing is just one step towards a future outside of Hololive.

>>29719195
lurk

>>29719195
She's really into pee play. She likes to hold it for long periods of time. So long in fact, she's repeatedly gotten UTIs.

Matsuri, in a misguided fit of lust, also decided to drink her UTI pee. Said it caused her to throw up.

There's a whole big drama between her and some other holos but that's always what stuck out to me. Girl is kinky as sin.

How is she menhera? She got into a public fight with Haachama, the girl she has previously sexually assaulted, that got so bad management needed to force them to have a "make up and play nice" stream where they both had to apologizer.

Matuli is a horny fat girl in an attractive girl's body. You know how all men would answer the "what do you do when you wake up as a sexy woman" with check yourself out, masturbate, and be lewd? Well that is Matsuri every day, even since she slimmed down from eating over 5,000 calories daily

>Be Matsuri
>Fall in love with a girl that likes dick
>Constantly rejected by her
>Cry on twitcasts and make such a huge drama to a point some people start hating your love interest because your menhera attacks
>Talk to a bartender
>Send a lot of marshmallows and superchats to him
>Get drunk and tell him you want him to be your big brother and take baths with you
>Get ignored and rejected by him
>Get completely outclassed by a tomboy with a sexy onee-san voice
>Meet a qt 3.14 pro apex player
>Actually get him to coach you
>The tournament is your chance to impress him and win him over
>End up tilting and your team ends 19/20 only because the other team was memeing with controllers
>Cry and suffer the whole time
>Met another qt in the after games, a spaghetti spilling weatherman
>You actually try to be seiso instead of the degenerate everyone is used to
>Have the time of your life
>He never calls you back
>Find a princess that loves you back
>She calls you when you were depressed after the apex shitshow
>She values and depends on you a lot
>When she gets sick instead of helping her you go back to confess your love to the dick loving girl
>Fall into an endless APEX obsession
>Your viewers tell you to bring some variety and that they are tired of APEX
>Instead of improving you take a break playing more APEX
>Return from break and keep on doing APEX streams
>Fans actually start leaving you
>Start to argue with antis on twitter to later delete everything
>Meanwhile your dick loving love interest is having the best time with a retarded australian
>Despite all of this you keep on streaming APEX, and it seems everything is going fine
>Then a Shark appears
>The Shark puts a trident in your ass and starts buttfucking you
>You start bleeding viewers
>You end up loving it and ask for Gen 5, Korone and Pekora to buttfuck you the next day
>Do a collab with a gook
>Despite being hyped up and having your fox senpai to help you, you still can't make over 5k
>That collab also brings a curse to this land
>get buttfucked in the next days by a detective with brain damage and an autistic reaper
>Boys and girls from all branches are having fun and teetee
>you're alone, playing APEX
>Eventually you decide to stop being an autist and join the minecraft server
>You can't even recognise some of your kouhais
>All of the girls except EN are playing Minecraft together
>EN girls are having collabs together and interacting with each other and her senpais
>All of the boys are playing among us together
>All of them are having fun
>You're alone, lamenting your existence on twitter and crying yourself to sleep
>There's a Yathzee tournament coming
>It's your chance to make a harem with all past love interests
>Dedicate a stream to practice it, alone.
>Tournament happens, you are doing fine
>Suddenly the princess appears, and she's on a warpath
>She utterly destroys your hopes and dreams
>At some point she feels bad about you and tries to throw, but still manages to buttfuck you
>Your dreams of a harem are dead
>Later because of this and much more, you start having menhera attacks and suicide bait on your alternate twitter account
>The menhera attacks are getting stronger, you end up trying to assault a squid in front of her fans
>FRUS TRA TION IS GETTING BIGGER
>You find your kouhais, a CEO, another menhera and a mom
>You want the mom
>BANG BANG BANG PULL MY MENHERA TRIGGER
>The CEO is trying to befriend you but you, as a good menhera, take this as a personal attack and ignore her
>Mommy turns you down politely
>You keep on screaming and attention whoring until you leave without saying goodbye
>Your fanbase is also full of menheras that pretend to be happy but use alternate accounts to have the menhera attacks
>You look for those accounts and reply to them, making some of them delete their accounts
>As the menhera attacks get worse, your roommate makes a stream
>Despite all the makeup and filters, your roommate can't hide her eyebags, a sign of someone who crearly cries herself to sleep
>In a bold claim, you go and say that if the fans don't like APEX they can go eat shit.
>Shortly after go into a break
>Your stalker, that for some reason you thought it was a good idea to make a mod in your channel, thinks that's because of your fanbase
>Your fanbase start to attack each other
>You have to come out and admit that a friend died so they stop fighting between each other
>Meanwhile the princess is having her birthday
>You prepared a cover that you promised months ago
>You retweet it SEVEN times
>You send an aka supacha
>She doesn't mention it
>Not a single holo acknowledges the video
>Have a menhera attack on your roommate account
>Your fans start pestering the princess because of your own stupidity
>Have to make an apology and explanation on your roommate account
>The princess finally acknowledges you
>But to this day she didn't like your video

ogey.

Another Matsuri bait thread full of ancient rrats huh

>>29719195
She rapes her friends but that's a normal thing to do when you're an idol

>>29729486
nice read, I recommend it

>>29729486
>tomboy with sexy onee-san voice
Magnet?

>>29719195
god is always laughing

>>29719195
sex

>>29729486
damn from band aids on her nipples to this, wild

lol'd

>>29729486
great blog anon, hoping to see more of it

>>29719195

>>29729486
You missed a bit more anon
>Spend the next days thirsting over a CEO, a gyaru elf, HER, and an octopus
>The octopus privates the video where you appeared
>Meanwhile the princess is hanging out with a duck, cucking you
>Also the spaghetti weatherman is hanging out with an autistic devil, neverending cuckolding
>But who cares, you release a video about the dick loving girl after she got out of jail for crimes against humanity
>She acknowledges you but the other holos keep ignoring you
>Your friends come out of jai
>you greet your retarded australian friend
>She replies to everyone except you
MENHERA LOVE

>>29729486
Who was the first dick loving one? I thought that was the princess

>>29742675
>Who was the first dick loving one? I thought that was the princess
Luna prefers hanging out with girls. She's not lesbian but has groped some boobs. She's called the duck groomer for a reason

>>29742839
Yeah but who was the first one she loved?

>>29742678
didn't Matsuri and Haachama also have a fight last year? To the point of some holos boycotting 3D streams? IDK if its a rrat or not

>>29742928
I would say its Hoshikawa but she actually lez it up with Gundou idk

>>29742984
Yes but I don't remember a boycott being involved

>>29742928
It was Hoshikawa but she ended up kissing Gundou on a twitcast(i think?) later on anyway

Didn't she also just recently mention that she had been in love with Shion romantically for over 2 years right to her face? I can't remember if it was a joke or not.

>>29736353
No I think that’s supposed to be kazamai kuku

>>29742675
Hoshikawa, who then discovered that she is bi but not for Festival

>>29729486
Thank you

>>29743379
No that happened, if it was a bit it was VERY convincing

>>29719195
she is scary crazy that's why

Damn, js it bad that I kinda feel bad for her?
t.lunaito

>>29742984
Yea hachamaa made a half ass promise to be guest in Festival's birthday live but didn't because it fell on one of her unplanned break period (though she did show up to someone else as pre-record). Festival took offense and went menhera on twitter about it.
Also, there was a host club yab as well but that blew over quickly (partly because people have such low standard for Festival) even when it's a bigger yab than Rushia's. And then she probably didn't feel too good about performing badly in vsaikyou apex as well, especially when she has the chance to play with Hoshikawa.

>>29745946
It really is. She seems like she's been getting better though but apparently there's some shit now with Pekora. Sucks because I also found my love of Luna through Matsuri and in their old minecrafy streams you can tangibly feel the emotion.
>"I want to always be there for Luna, I want Luna to always be there for me"
https://youtu.be/ZPhcwi__zTE
Feels bad man.

>>29743379
She wants cunny but the closest she can get are JK girls, she went after shion and haachama then aimed someone who's not but acts like one, luna.
Right now her eyes are set on la+

Is the rrat about she's the one bullying a certain necromancer is true?

>>29745946
Don't be fellow Lunaito. If Luna has decided to (mostly)break things off I trust Hime must have had a good reason. And frankly, given Matsuri's track record including her roommate, she brought herself to this point

So Matsuri is a real lesbian? Or is she just so deprived of love that she'll go for anyone who gives her a lick of attention?

>>29747812
Bro you're literally me. I'd give a kidney and my left nut for another of those late night minecraft streams. Peak teetee and how I came to love luna

>>29748147
True, but I still can't help but feel sorry for her when I look back at how earnest she was about her feelings towards Luna, even if it is Festival's fault, it must've hurt a lot.
I'm glad Luna is doing very good though.

>>29748579
I think she is mostly lesbian, but she Is so hungry of attention that I think she is capable of have dates with her fans just to get affection from them, she Is always screaming for it and she is willing to do anything for it. Iirc she at some point mentioned she wasn't popular on school because she was a chubby girl and she got mocked for it

Qrd me on Luna and Matsuri, were they a real ship that Matsuri sank or?

>>29729486
I can fix her

>>29747812
>but apparently there's some shit now with Pekora.
qrd?

>>29729486
Impressive, this board doesn't deserve your dedication

>>29752671
Not him but the only thing I've heard about is the Rust stuff but I think people are being way too schizo about that. It was really nothing but the problem is Matsuri always feels compelled to respond to complainers and antis which just makes things seem bigger than they actually are.

>>29753415
You are correct, it is about the rust thing and it's also a nothingburger but Matsuri keeps shooting herself in the foot

>>29748579
She's openly said she's bisexual and has flirted with both males and females on stream
There's also the hando
>>29751487
It was a real ship, Luna told Matsuri during one of those comfy Minecraft collabs they used to have that she wanted more than a friendship, and Matsuri said she reciprocated but she also said she wouldn't date another holomem, anyway something definitely happened between them as Matsuri confirmed they had a fight and the ship died, they made up later although it's clear they as a ship is dead now.
That was back in 2020, when Matsuri was also all over Hoshikawa, and she recently admitted that she loved Shion 2 years ago so yes Matsuri is unstable as fuck. She was after Fbk too but that was in 2019 iirc.

Matsuri comes off as an extremely needy menhera girl who needs a good dicking to settle her down.

>>29753721
Don't forget Roboco too. She was down bad for her and really unhinged about it long time ago. Roboco was surprisingly down for it but Matsuri was being so heavy handed about it that Roboco's fanbase actually told her to chill the fuck out and she backed off.

>>29721473
>Za Hando
?

>>29744091
Ok, that's honestly rude
I can see why matsuri went berserk learning this

>>29755714
someone snuck into Matsuri's house and opened her door on stream, then closed it and left! it was really fucking scary because Matsuri had no idea who could be in her house!!! no police were called and nothing ever happened!!!! AHH IT WAS CRAZY!!!!!!!

>>29753731
You're a retard if you think a dicking will fix a girl with bpd, she is obviously
Getting many Dickings

>>29719195
Bitch constantly cries on stream over stupid shit, fights her antis, her feud with Hachaama because she couldn't appear on her birthday 3d live, used to talk about having a pee fetish and wanting to fuck her fans. She's toned it down but she used to be pretty crazy. She literally turned being menhera into a meme in the west.

How is this girl still employed?

>*rapes you*

>>29729486
You forgot the mehera attack when haachama went to rushia's concert but couldn't make it to her own!

>>29764828
It’s not rape if it’s consensual.

>>29755714
Matsuri was streaming on her roommate's channel, and in the background, you can see someone slowly opening the door, and then closing it. When her viewers brought it up after the stream, she said that she lives alone, and plans to contact the authorities about it, but her antis didn't believe it, and think it was her boyfriend. For a while, her streams were being mass down-voted.

I'm surprised she hasn't gone after Marine, or has Marine found a way to evade the menhera?

>>29760853
>>29765537
Oh I see, I thought she was molested or something. thanks anons

>>29765547
Marine is too powerful. Matuli only goes after betas and airheads.

>>29719195
what i like about matsuri is at least she is honest and self aware about the fact she is bonkers.

>>29719195
she calls herself menhera

>>29765547
She probably hasn't gotten to her yet. Aki and Choco are the only ones who broke her and caused her to back off.

>>29719195
so here is my dollarstore freudian analysis
>has typical daddy issues, probably caused by unresolved childhood trauma or rejection by parental figure
>can't tell the difference between friend and lover
>as a result of traumatic rejection, has trouble communicating affection
>can only convey feelings through romantic advances or outright physical contact
many such cases

>>29767916
Naruhodo...

>>29719195
dunno

>>29765311
Consent can go fuck itself, what I wanna know is if it's rape if both of you cry?

>>29765644
>>29765644
don't worry, that was my hand I'm her bf

>>29765537
>she said that she lives alone, and plans to contact the authorities about it
In what world does this explanation have a chance of working? I can't understand the thought process behind this brain fart.

>>29767916
>many such cases
Then where is my menhera gf?

>>29776560
If it was Chloe who said it, her viewers would probably her, her being a ghost schizo, and all.

>>29719195
>EXPLAIN
>TELL ME
>SHOW ME
>DESCRIBE IT TO ME
why are newfaggots like this? curious

>>29776560
If it was Chloe who said it, her viewers would probably believe her, her being a ghost schizo, and all.

>>29765537
>photo proof of her splurging on host clubs
>muh I'm scared I need to move that ends with her just having her cam face a different angle of her room
>ccv btfo so hard she had to do a "reset" act to get back into the holobox
damn those antis sure are powerful, my poor poor matuli who can do no wrong.. l*ger what should we do to save her?

>>29763744
she is not as retarded as Rushia, she has many experience with yabs so she kinda used to it and can handle it pretty well (not going full retard)

>>29767916
Likely spot on.

Question is, can she be dicked down to normalcy?

>>29782692
voice of a female ghost vs physical hand of a male

>>29782393
>LOOK AT ME
>AM I ONE OF THE COOL KIDS YET
why are e-larpers always like this? curious

>>29783961
No matter how good a girlfriend or boyfriend is to a person with mental problems if they aren’t trying to get better, no.
Imagine one of her coworkers accepts her advances be it male or female. How do you think she’ll react if all of this is true? I can only see her breaking down on stream of how her SO doesn’t love her anymore and is blatantly cheating on her with the other girls or boys in the company.

>>29784338
>it was the camera man since she like the intense attention he/she gives on the job
>rushes at him during a live with a hidden knife while the audience think it's a yan play
double suicide on a 3D live let's gooooo

>>29729486
this is in severe need of an update

>>29767916
I can fix her.

>>29784568
I can imagine a person with mental issues,suicidal tendencies or thoughts and attachment issues probably snap in a situation like this.
Imagine she’s going steady with one of the girls in the company, her girlfriend is busy doing collabs with the others, she’s doing off collabs with a coworker people ship her with, antis knowing she’s a easy target start saying shit like ntr in chat or going out of their way to make art or fanfics to spite her sounds like a recipe for a suicide speed run.

>>29719195
If I, a semi muscular 6ft2 male, were to travel to Japan, and somehow get in contact with Matsuri, what would be the chances of me fucking? Because the shit I just read in this thread made me rock hard, I fucking love slutty menheras

>>29729486
to be fair ignoring the whole-ass birthday gift song is a big dick move.

>>29788287
200% if you just pinned her down

>>29755714

>>29741937
this ride ain't over yet
hang in there, you're on the festival train now boy

>>29721473
Ah yes, /vt/, where being fucking based makes the unicornschizos and other flavors of retard absolutely piss themselves in fury. Stay awesome, Festival chan.

>>29790837
So rape?

She's the type of woman who wants things and the moment she has them she ignores them. Everyone can smell this and that's why they stay the fuck away from her relationshipwise.
Her roommate tweets also were second only to Rushia's roommate in terms of menhera whining.

Is there something wrong with me if this thread makes me want to watch more Matsuri shit

>>29791915
obviously

>>29729486
who's the weatherman?

>>29795882
Astel

i love menhera sluts!

>>29782393
who asked.

>>29788287
No chance if you're a boy

>>29767916
>so here is my dollarstore freudian analysis
she was fat as fuck for japanese standars and grew rejected and broken
now shes cute but still broken inside
so she became a turbo whore

>>29753721
>>29747812
>>29749211
I think Matsuri was turned off by Luna's affection. She never truly reciprocated it and essentially faked being teetee back.
Their relationship probably made Festival realize how broken she is. It's impossible for her to love someone and feel loved by that same person at the same time.

>>29796440
>thinking Matuli is a lesbo
roru
rumao even

>>29788287
no chance unless youre built like this

>>29742678
octopus? when did she interact with Ina?