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/nasfaqg/ Anonymous Fri, Jul 29, 2022 22:45:16 No.29549608 [Reply] [Original]

/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - AHHHHHHHHH MALES DIVIDENDS Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on holding of coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas. Papacoins when?

This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market (cryptofags will not be happy here , no real money involved, NO you won't get better at stocks from this).

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
"Real Oshiboard" spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/edit?usp=sharing
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (fmbed) (gmbed) (hmbed)

SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/
Returns Report temporary archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
Aggie. Come draw, all skill levels are welcome: https://aggie.io/cgcows3hns

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/edit?usp=sharing
I love Laptan

Previous Thread >>29397407

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 29, 2022 22:47:40 No.29549739 >OP Heh

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 29, 2022 22:54:35 No.29550170 File: 26 KB, 540x540, 1637992633246.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sorting out refunds now, best effort guesses because I only have some data. -trial dev

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 29, 2022 23:10:26 No.29551025 File: 204 KB, 1000x1000, 【常闇トワ】「ミッドナイト・ランナウェイ」♪[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fdcyztp.opus].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29544104

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 29, 2022 23:15:16 No.29551271 File: 470 KB, 847x847, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >embed sora sure thing

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 29, 2022 23:30:17 No.29552138 I wish all the people in this thread to have sex with hags https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaGUBRLIPDM

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 29, 2022 23:30:17 No.29552140 File: 1.69 MB, 1558x3012, 1658460131742673.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So why exactly is [redacted] so upset?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 29, 2022 23:34:19 No.29552342 File: 375 KB, 982x1026, press2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29552140 no bitches

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 29, 2022 23:34:23 No.29552345 >>29552140 who is [redacted]?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 29, 2022 23:37:45 No.29552535 File: 2.37 MB, 1920x1080, Friday[sound=files.catbox.moe%2F88oy2s.opus].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh God we didn't post any Friday shit OR 19:00:00 DIVS ARE RUINED AIIIIIIIIIIII

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 29, 2022 23:44:55 No.29552902 File: 2.60 MB, 480x516, GSHsong[sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fhic3m4.ogg].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I can't remember what this is

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 29, 2022 23:46:34 No.29552989 File: 147 KB, 463x453, 1623991681890.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29552902 ok that name was accurate at least

Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 00:35:02 No.29556207
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Refunds are now sorted! If you didn't message me about it you probably didn't get a refund. But feel free to drop a message/reply if you lost out on more money than double divs gave you and i'll sort it when i get the chance.

>>29265791
I have refunded BIG PLANS who lost 2.4b which I refunded thanks to the above.

If you are super poor and lost out on a decent portion of your networth, but small in comparison to everyone, don't worry i'll refund any valid difference!

I have before and after data so don't try to fool me please!

-trial dev

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 00:37:32 No.29556368 >>29556207 I'm missing the small sum of one trillion dollars

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 00:37:56 No.29556390 File: 262 KB, 768x768, kroHeart.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29556207 trial dev rabu rabu

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 00:40:00 No.29556523 >>29556207 How about the super rich and lost a minimal amount of money? discrimination

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 00:42:53 No.29556688 >>29556207 consider using the broker money for refunding, event prizes etc. so that it feels like the taxes are used for something rather than throwing it in an endless pit ie irl government. dont want nasfaq to get too realistic

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 00:57:11 No.29557622 File: 1.68 MB, 640x587, 1620442925378.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29556207 thanks a lot!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 00:58:15 No.29557692 >>29556688 VRChat meetup where honk throws our money into a pit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnX-D4kkPOQ

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 01:00:15 No.29557823 >>29552345 You know who.

Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 01:16:09 No.29558909
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Would there be any interest in a team-based Mahjong tournament using a points relay, kind of like the one in Saki? Meaning: Four teams of 4/5 players play Mahjong, sharing the point pool between the hanchans. I feel like this kind of event would be easier to commentate on, too.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 01:23:06 No.29559335 >>29558909 Only if I can be a lesbian

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 01:25:36 No.29559507 >>29559335 If you want to create a team of lesbians, be my guest.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 01:30:37 No.29559827 File: 467 KB, 691x567, 1635453644549.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29558909 Sounds like a lot of fun, count me in

Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 01:31:22 No.29559885
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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 48,991,766, a 1.02% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 699,882. There are 28 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 3,251,431 shares, or 6.64% of market volume.
>Syrios currently has the lowest volume, at 69,582 shares, or 0.14% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 53):
>Moona :: +12.5%
>Syrios :: +10.2%
>Altare :: +8.7%
>Vesper :: +8.5%
>Dezmond :: +7.8%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 17):
>Mel :: -7.7%
>Baelz :: -5.4%
>Noel :: -4.7%
>Kanaeru :: -3.2%
>Lui :: -3%

1 coin (Rushia) had a net 0% change in volume today.

Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $238,958.41, which is an increase of 0.72% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $1,325,485,334,345.05, which is an increase of 1.71% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $27,055.27. A total of 13 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $142,918,015,206.02 in total market value, or 10.78% of market value.
>Syrios currently has the lowest value, at $974,429,807.10 in total market value, or 0.07% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 49):
>Kanaeru :: +21%
>Suisei :: +16.6%
>Kiara :: +16%
>Lui :: +15.8%
>Mio :: +14.9%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 21):
>Sora :: -24.4%
>Gura :: -23.4%
>Miko :: -22.3%
>Melfissa :: -20.1%
>Moona :: -19.1%

2 coins (Civia, Rushia) had a net 0% change in value today.

Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $562,543,653, which is an increase of 54.96% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $3,061,699,037.29 today, an increase of 28.4% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 14):
>Choco & Calliope :: +1.9%
>Mio :: +1.8%
>Kovalskia :: +1.2%
>Towa :: +1.1%
>Ina'nis & Iofi & Kiara & Haato :: +0.6%

Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>6 coins (Civia, Iroha, Matsuri, Roboco, Polka, Suisei) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>1 coin (Rushia) adjusted red, but is still trending downwards.
>12 coins (Watame, Iofi, Kovalskia, Hololive, Korone, Dezmond, Aki, Nene, Nachoneko, Ayame, Pochimaru, Laplus) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>51 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Miko :: $734.13 Up
>Moona :: $450.17 Up
>Gura :: $417.82 Up
>Ina'nis :: $374.06 Up
>Fubuki :: $367.72 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Rushia :: $1.41 Down
>Nana :: $3.99 Up
>Civia :: $4.14 Up
>Coco :: $5.02 Up
>Calliope :: $5.14 Down

Overall Average movement was $34.20 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $80.33 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$88.80 per hour.

Now for the Grug Review.
>More rocks today than yesterday
>Rocks worth more berries than yesterday
>Broker make more money today than yesterday. Broker's knees need visit from Grug's club.
>Grug ready for dividends.
Thanks, Grug. Hope you enjoyed vacation yesterday
>Grug did.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and REALLY FEEL IT.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 01:34:42 No.29560092 dividends status?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 01:39:31 No.29560397 File: 185 KB, 575x450, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] uuuu I miss grug

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 01:40:48 No.29560482 >>29560397 Grug back. Grug had good vacation.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 01:51:25 No.29561096 >>29560482 greg glad grug happy. berry truck coming soon, greg excited to see what rainbow tribe does to size of truck

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 02:00:14 No.29561617 Mojang hate

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 02:01:19 No.29561699 >>29561617 Death to Mojang?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 02:04:17 No.29561877 File: 545 KB, 1280x720, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] notch is pagi???

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 02:23:14 No.29563237 IDs all about to hard crash. Holocaust 2.0 is here.

Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 02:27:09 No.29563491

>>29563237
With how much honk has patched crazy shit from happening you'll get a tiny bump downwards (because negative views stop at 0 lol) and a giant boost if those videos ever come back (because they do count for green apparently), enjoy your crab

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 03:05:48 No.29566231 File: 1.01 MB, 1280x720, bigface[sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fgyuuam.ogg].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 03:30:57 No.29568192 >>29563491 kani love love!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 03:45:57 No.29569312 File: 1.13 MB, 1920x800, NGMI[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Ff11xex.opus].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >$75,975,438.54 >Current Balance

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 03:57:39 No.29570203 >>29561877 Your post makes no sense

Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 04:00:00 No.29570358
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Divies, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 04:06:59 No.29570896 File: 335 KB, 525x1513, Divs[sound=files.catbox.moe%2F84faue.mp3].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 04:08:45 No.29571049 File: 329 KB, 840x1219, Divs[sound=files.catbox.moe%2F05rm1f.mp3].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 04:14:30 No.29571504 >>29570896 >>29571049 ayo where my boys

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 04:16:15 No.29571630 >>29571504 Homos are on there. They did alright. All better than Ame and the coins below her.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 04:20:34 No.29571929 >>29571630 I see them now, I couldn't read.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 04:22:49 No.29572103 File: 460 KB, 841x470, Friday Night[sound=files.catbox.moe%2F6uj1hc.opus].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >friday night

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 05:15:01 No.29575956 shit divs huh

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 05:16:58 No.29576135 >>29571049 Time to pull out of LAZY actually the worst div fund now

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 05:32:58 No.29577413 File: 1.07 MB, 640x640, 31t3g[sound=files.catbox.moe%2F3tesqd.ogg].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29572103

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 05:35:18 No.29577580 File: 616 KB, 540x500, Pathetic [sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fdomehh.webm].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29570203

Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 05:35:25 No.29577594
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The "real oshiboard" has been replaced.

The new version takes fund portfolios into account. The size of each board has been increased to 20. Most awards and the item/hat boards have been scrapped. This new version isn't incomplete at this stage- updates are likely in the coming weeks.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 05:37:35 No.29577738 File: 502 KB, 1920x1080, フライディーやかましい[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fuzm6cn.m4a].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29577594 >removed all of the booba related awards angy

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 05:39:10 No.29577837 File: 243 KB, 640x360, nigga [sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2F2dihkw.ogg].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29577594 AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE IS UNITY AWARD

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 05:39:42 No.29577879 >>29577594 >Now I have to blondes autism in funds, too, otherwise people encroach on my position Hate this shit. Making retarded decisions should be restricted to my personal wallet.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 05:43:03 No.29578109 File: 795 KB, 360x360, Surely not a rick roll [sound=files.catbox.moe%2Flf1owr.ogg].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29577413 >>29577738

Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 05:47:55 No.29578461
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>>29578109
it really was
"31t3g" is glitching out for me now even though it didn't before, audio only plays until the guy is done screaming. https://files.catbox.moe/jxzdyj.ogg

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 05:48:37 No.29578525 >>29577594 stupid but ogey hopefully nobody actually cares about your sheets so I don't have to start selling a bunch of funds for suddenly trading like retards

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 05:49:08 No.29578553 File: 1.07 MB, 640x640, 31t3g[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fjxzdyj.ogg].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] test

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 05:51:20 No.29578727 File: 669 KB, 833x1000, 1601572479103.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29578525

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 05:54:51 No.29578982 File: 4 KB, 396x67, [sound=files.catbox.moe%2F3syd30.m4a].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 06:01:23 No.29579430 >>29578982 where did these numbers come from?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 06:02:01 No.29579482 >>29577594 If your going to take fund portfolio into account surely you are giving all shareholders an appropriate percentage of each coin owned within the fund, and not simply just giving the CEO everything. Right?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 06:03:29 No.29579586 >>29577594 how do you own fraction coins

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 06:03:41 No.29579604 >>29579430 New Real Oshiboard. >>29579482 It does appear to be weighted.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 06:04:41 No.29579673 File: 456 KB, 655x580, luciashotgunthatdeletedpostanonfucker3[sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fkimf18.mp4].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29577413

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 06:05:28 No.29579727 >>29579673 that reminds me, that one never worked quite right with VP8...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 06:09:10 No.29580006 File: 2.63 MB, 640x360, Im. Scatman-VaqLk1YCv-s[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fxpu8ug.opus].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >can just download VP9 straight from YouTube and post it here now

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 06:14:05 No.29580377 File: 248 KB, 429x421, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29580006

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 06:18:16 No.29580658 File: 1.71 MB, 1254x1771, 85048691_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Aki's dividends...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 06:24:07 No.29580978 >>29580658 cute aki post more

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 06:35:45 No.29581628 File: 2.32 MB, 1619x2658, 87785609_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29580978 Aki's dividends...!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 06:49:54 No.29582355 File: 81 KB, 1886x274, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lore time. God, it's been so long. So, so long. So many people to miss. Pain peko.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 06:56:23 No.29582675 File: 3.81 MB, 498x280, 1655729774379.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29582355 Prichan...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 07:13:40 No.29583371 File: 355 KB, 3368x2382, FDVgbw7UUAEn8mR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29582355

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 07:19:53 No.29583610 File: 5 KB, 692x76, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The end of an era... Rest in peace King.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 08:57:10 No.29586752 File: 27 KB, 786x533, 1618334503564.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ancient Memes from the Dawn of Time

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 09:18:02 No.29587480 File: 430 KB, 1146x716, Aki Good Morning[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fi209hd.mp3].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what if I randomly switched to oshicoining aki

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 09:20:57 No.29587570 File: 3.47 MB, 4961x2753, 84582149_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29587480 It would be great

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 09:26:50 No.29587765 File: 60 KB, 1352x1360, AkiKanata_1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm not gonna switch to oshicoining Aki, but I'll definitely build a BIIIIIIIG Aki stack along with some other coins I like

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 09:44:27 No.29588341 File: 1.28 MB, 1704x1224, E2PO-PRXIAcHqDU.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29587765 Enjoy Aki's dividends

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 09:45:39 No.29588375 >>29583610 ohhhhhhhh konnui

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 09:55:23 No.29588680 File: 1.45 MB, 1000x1727, AkiKanata_2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29588341 I will~!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 11:15:11 No.29591166 >>29588680 'atta boy

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 11:52:07 No.29592339 File: 5 KB, 441x80, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29577594 There's no way to dump ~20k coins in a day right? So how does cypher have 99,274 ingame and 118k on your sheet? Something's off.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 11:55:58 No.29592461 >>29592339 >The new version takes fund portfolios into account I know, it's retarded

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 11:56:46 No.29592488 File: 100 KB, 851x900, FTY-FxLaMAEc15L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29592461 hold on what the fuck? Gimme the deets on that

Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 12:00:54 No.29592669

>>29592488
Cypher is a part of one or more funds that have a total of 19k Miko between them. This means that you are not only competing in autism against each individual with effectively infinite resources, but you also have to compete against literally every fund that individual is a part of. All at the same time.

Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 12:02:09 No.29592725
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>>29592488
I have just as much idea of what the fuck that's supposed to mean, as you. Or rather, how the fuck is it supposed to work. Or, to be precisely, why the fuck would someone make it work that way.

Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 12:05:11 No.29592851
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>>29592669
and they can just buy 50 at the same time.
>>29592725
yeah, this is cucking people who don't care about funds (I simply can't afford additional financial stress which could potentially mean I can't keep buying oshi 10x, also means I'd have to interact with autists and I don't have the time in the day to do that to a satisfactory level of my own autism anymore) into losing points their accounts deserve. Thanks, I hate it, why not make a new sheet with the old logic so everyone is happy?
Thanks for your time though drey, appreciate it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 12:11:50 No.29593194 File: 671 KB, 1128x1600, AkiKanata_3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29591166 Also, there's not enough AkiKanata arts!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 12:13:31 No.29593306 File: 1.12 MB, 1254x688, Screenshot 2022-07-30 081304.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Aki love! Also Marine's here I guess!

Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 12:21:11 No.29593801

>>29592851
The thing about funds here is that funds are weighted by ownership, so if you own 1/10th of a fund owning 20k Miko, then the sheets treats it as if you own 2k Mikocoins like that. You could just start your own fund in which you only buy Mikochi.

Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 12:25:45 No.29594085
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>>29593801
but is it really oshicoining if I don't buy them personally? if someone comes along only looking at personal accounts, suddenly you blow roughly 500% more money to increase a number that statistic doesn't care about.
It was supposed to be simple - have the most coins.
Now we're entering "Rothschilds aren't actually that rich"-tier of financial fuckery where we already question which metrics to even follow.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 12:44:05 No.29595407 Oshicoining shouldn't be touching with Fund mechanics at all. It defeats the point of both Oshiconing (a personal effort) and Funds (a group effort).

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 12:47:36 No.29595716 >>29595407 nah, it's more fun/autistic this way.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 12:55:58 No.29596439 File: 690 KB, 1143x545, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29593194 They're both cuties

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 13:00:47 No.29596826 ohhhh i need to shit

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 13:05:09 No.29597126 File: 468 KB, 960x960, 1659186123522962.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ohhhh i need sex this hag

Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 13:11:41 No.29597635
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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 21)
>Marine :: $18,640.56
>Watame :: $7,404.97
>Hololive :: $6,801.84

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 49)
>Kanaeru :: -$7,878.89
>Amelia :: -$7,828.00
>Moona :: -$6,743.93

Overall Average Adjustment is -$761.05
Average Upward Adjustment is $3,275.04
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,490.80

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and holy shit Marine is literally holding up a sign and demanding sex live on stream and you're playing an autistic stock simulator instead of swimming across the ocean demanding Abe's ghost let you in.

Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 13:19:54 No.29598145

>>29578525
>nobody actually cares about your sheets
That is the impression I was under already.

>>29579482
>giving all shareholders an appropriate percentage of each coin owned within the fund
That is correct.

>>29592851
>with the old logic so everyone is happy
You guys are never happy.
>Thanks for your time though drey, appreciate it.
Thanks.

>>29593801
Pretty much this, the taxes would be better in any case.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 13:26:02 No.29598533 I'm looking forward to see how this Aki spike effects her shares in circulation

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 13:26:55 No.29598591 File: 230 KB, 1080x1920, 1635267851285.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29598145 bring back the tits I checked it daily

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 13:46:08 No.29599607 Thats it, I'll retain semen till i marry pagibot.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 14:34:31 No.29602199 File: 359 KB, 604x776, chloeboo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 14:52:11 No.29603154 HFZ Dark in about 10 minutes. There will be gambling.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 15:46:43 No.29605868 File: 630 KB, 849x1200, 98955530_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] thanks onii-san for hewping me after i twipped. M-my knee doesn't hurt any moar I pwomise! Not after the kiss you gave it to make it all better!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 15:48:36 No.29605958 File: 971 KB, 1000x1414, 1649310291718.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29605868 shut up bitch

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 15:48:56 No.29605969 >>29605868 It would've costed you 0$ to bump this dying thread with a "LIVE" instead of whatever the fuck your post is

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 15:50:33 No.29606043 >p0_master1200 I remember the image schizo...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 15:51:08 No.29606071 File: 863 KB, 486x480, LaPlusNuggs[sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2F38pc42.webm].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 16:26:44 No.29607792 File: 247 KB, 1177x1683, 96232642_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29605868 Wonderful post!

Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 16:27:46 No.29607844

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGyb5dN66iI
helium just turns laplus into miko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8As20UqmOk
miko either doesn't know how to do it properly, or is already at the human limit for voices. korone turns into Alvin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv0EQByFlT0
these two don't really know how to do it properly either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPj2KFmiwTs
subaru definitely huffed a balloon or two as a kid with friends

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=hololive+helium
why do they all huff helium? why do they just have it lying around? why the fuck do they sell it like that in Japan?! yagoo, save them

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 16:28:30 No.29607882 >>29607844 >he doesn't huff helium

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 16:29:30 No.29607927 >>29607844 You can legally buy helium online. I'd be more concerned if it was something like sulfur hexafluoride or nitrous oxide.

Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 16:31:36 No.29608050
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>>29607927
yeah but one of these thumbnails looks like it's sold purposefully for messing with your voice in Japan? you can hear miko and korone reading instructions too. we had to carefully bite a balloon as kids and then huff through there...

Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 16:33:14 No.29608125

>>29608050
Helium is pretty safe, and it's extremely hard to actually suffocate with it, which is why I assume they sell it like that. In my childhood, I just convinced my parents to buy a whole small container of helium, the next two birthdays were great.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 16:34:15 No.29608168 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjfWx7xRpgY kek, mio is a pro too tiny lung capacity though >>29608125 jelly.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 16:35:54 No.29608256 File: 431 KB, 500x489, 1631352245203.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29607927 >sulfur hexafluoride I want to hear Miko turn into Gendo. And Kiara. And Pekora.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 16:38:12 No.29608346 >>29608256 It's the next natural step from Helium, but they should do it in pairs, or have some kind of supervision.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 17:09:12 No.29609912 File: 206 KB, 210x194, 1590715262250.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /vt/ plays in an hour

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 17:09:41 No.29609949 File: 2.15 MB, 220x165, vince cash money[sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2F21sqso.ogg].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] he will be missed

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>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 18:42:54 No.29615651 File: 213 KB, 720x480, fubuki wants her ARS akas.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /vt/ is playing NEXT

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>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 19:46:10 No.29620023 File: 505 KB, 655x580, 1598772762922.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29619748 >[Deleted]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 19:47:28 No.29620103 Ayamy pero pero doko?!

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>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 19:49:44 No.29620279 File: 971 KB, 1200x1920, 1659210556519.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Aqua's model is so fucking cute it's unfair

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 19:56:22 No.29620715 File: 842 KB, 1080x1080, 1629831432247.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29620276 Can't we just compromise and watch gay interracial porn?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 19:57:41 No.29620797 >>29620715 streaming bestiality is likely to get you vanned

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>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 20:10:16 No.29621598 File: 132 KB, 600x800, 1612721609868.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29620715 damn mikofag I didnt know you were a thug hunter now do the thug shaker shake your ass

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 20:11:26 No.29621687 AMBATAKAM

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 20:16:10 No.29621977 y-you guys gonna show up to the gay porn (You) voted for?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 20:16:31 No.29621996 >>29621977 No, change it to something else.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 20:18:56 No.29622140 File: 412 KB, 900x900, bn__bn_ 1517866575894032384_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29621687 Wait you niggas seriously watching gay porn?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 20:20:40 No.29622252 >>29622140 >gay porn with an hour story booooooo

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 20:22:02 No.29622326 File: 244 KB, 363x500, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] when we watching pic rel

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 20:24:33 No.29622439 >>29622140 no sir, I just like the meme

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 21:28:33 No.29626063 File: 382 KB, 895x1500, 100023949_p2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Aki

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 21:38:52 No.29626698 File: 1.62 MB, 2820x4096, 1647307890084.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29626063 Marine?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 21:40:58 No.29626827 File: 1.49 MB, 2233x3158, 80419584_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29626698 Towa!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 22:20:37 No.29629069 File: 126 KB, 518x470, lapbop[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fx2aol0.mp3].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 23:09:17 No.29633165 File: 2.99 MB, 175x318, 1655035104019.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29621687 the Civia graph was really bouncy today

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 23:22:56 No.29635040 File: 516 KB, 655x580, 1659148887909.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29633165 >[Deleted]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 23:32:07 No.29636530 You are watching her last stream right, anons?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 23:32:52 No.29636628 >>29636530 of course, im not soulless

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 23:34:51 No.29636917 File: 733 KB, 960x1424, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29636530 I wish I wasn't. This is the first grad to really hit me, I do not like it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 23:37:06 No.29637263 >>29636530 Yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 23:37:25 No.29637321 >>29636530 I've only watched the council debuts

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 30, 2022 23:53:51 No.29639672 File: 497 KB, 720x540, Free Him Already.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] M-san, are you ready for tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 00:11:18 No.29642700 Numbers Review will be up when Sana's graduation stream is over. Data's already collected if you don't want to wait.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 00:12:05 No.29642854 >>29642700 I think I can wait. Just a bit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 00:14:41 No.29643451 File: 223 KB, 128x120, 1653381342875.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 00:23:58 No.29645408 >>29642700 I WANT TO FUCKING DIE

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 00:30:02 No.29646775 File: 372 KB, 348x800, cherish your oshi bros[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fsw8iob.m4a].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 00:32:27 No.29647274 >>29646775 I will. What an ending to the stream, too...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 00:35:10 No.29647776 File: 2.18 MB, 1811x1048, 1637746450157.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] thank you for coming to gay nigger porn + gay white porn + sananara Kotonoha no Niwa tomorrow at 4 PM ET

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 00:36:00 No.29647905 so where's the sana commemorative item?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 00:37:36 No.29648175 File: 2.94 MB, 6000x6000, liftoff [sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fx6iz7e.mp3].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] o7

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 00:37:52 No.29648203 File: 11 KB, 213x250, gold acc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29647905 Here. You did receive it, right anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 00:41:42 No.29648736 File: 178 KB, 1950x1949, 1650843871028.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29647776 Don't make me laugh, I'm having a moment...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 00:54:46 No.29650468 File: 285 KB, 500x500, 1659228855841.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29647905 why should she get one? this is the only time people will care about her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 00:58:07 No.29650881 File: 1.70 MB, 1280x720, AWAY![sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fcovmnn.aac].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29650468

Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 01:17:27 No.29652861
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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at cycle 61.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 49,393,242, a 0.82% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 705,618. There are 28 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 3,244,770 shares, or 6.57% of market volume.
>Syrios currently has the lowest volume, at 78,171 shares, or 0.16% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 52):
>Moona :: +13.7%
>Altare :: +12.6%
>Syrios :: +12.3%
>Zeta :: +10.4%
>Vesper :: +6.7%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 18):
>Aki :: -11%
>Kovalskia :: -7.1%
>Mio :: -5.9%
>Nabi :: -5.8%
>Lui :: -4.6%

1 coin (AZKi) had a net 0% change in volume today.

Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $241,666.92, which is an increase of 1.13% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $1,356,253,143,566.27, which is an increase of 2.32% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $27,458.27. A total of 14 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $133,377,925,682.70 in total market value, or 9.83% of market value.
>Syrios currently has the lowest value, at $1,046,858,996.61 in total market value, or 0.08% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 40):
>Marine :: +37.3%
>Kovalskia :: +31.2%
>Miko :: +25.2%
>Sora :: +22.9%
>Watame :: +22.6%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 30):
>Baelz :: -22%
>Mumei :: -16.5%
>Botan :: -16.4%
>Noel :: -15.9%
>Mel :: -15.8%

1 coin (Rushia) had a net 0% change in value today.

Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $1,154,156,718, which is an increase of 105.17% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $3,303,283,018.40 today, an increase of 7.90% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 19):
>Kovalskia :: +11%
>Zeta :: +10%
>Suisei :: +6.8%
>Aki :: +6.7%
>Kronii :: +3.8%

Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>5 coins (Civia, Nana, Pekora, Nachoneko, Roboco) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>11 coins (Sana, Miko, Lamy, Kanata, Fubuki, Aqua, Rurudo, Vesper, Ui, Pochimaru, Rushia) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>54 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Marine :: $429.88 Down
>Amelia :: $375.72 Up
>Moona :: $369.41 Up
>Matsuri :: $335.56 Up
>Aki :: $317.40 Down

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>AZKi :: $1.45 Down
>Civia :: $2.81 Up
>Rushia :: $3.03 Up
>Coco :: $4.94 Up
>Nana :: $5.58 Up

Overall Average movement was $23.60 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $78.81 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$142.05 per hour.

Now for the Grug Review:
>Slightly more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more shiny rocks than yesterday.
>Broker keep evading Grug's spears.
>Too many red coins being overbought.
Thanks, Grug.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 01:46:08 No.29655379 live

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 01:54:40 No.29656079 >>29639672 No. Truce?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 01:56:45 No.29656238 File: 97 KB, 1721x1103, cookies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to fucking die.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 02:00:05 No.29656504 File: 521 KB, 437x800, 1637659189895.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29656079 I don't believe you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 02:00:08 No.29656515 >>29656079 Only the weak ask for truces, let there be blood in the sea of the serene republic of /nasfaqg/

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 02:01:34 No.29656621 File: 126 KB, 1220x1298, trashed-1640798015-1622636333155.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29656238 Are you okay fren?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 02:03:38 No.29656771 >>29549608 Does anyone have this image without the other shit blocking Aqua Kobo? I need it, thanks.

Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 02:07:36 No.29657094
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>>29656771
It's the first result when you try to reverse image search it using Google, not even one of the fancier animu ones. It's also from reddit, and trying to link it here actually triggered the spam filter lmao.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 02:08:08 No.29657152 File: 320 KB, 1889x2361, ev3941361d591.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29656771

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 02:19:49 No.29658237 File: 153 KB, 242x318, 1640979712636.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29656238 You good anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 02:51:09 No.29660969 >>29650468 The commemorative items shouldn't have anything to do with "people care about them". Where the fuck is my item honk, you lazy bastard

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 02:52:53 No.29661128 >>29650468 Then honk needs to remove the coco coin because I never gave a shit about her

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 03:17:56 No.29663061 File: 2.01 MB, 1920x1080, you guys are still here？[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fs080o1.opus].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 03:25:27 No.29663626
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The real oshiboard has been updated:

- Re-added the leaderboard, same functionality as before.
- Re-added the Unity Award, renamed to the Nasfaq Unity Award.
- Added two new unity awards for each branch of cover, i.e. Hololive Unity Award and Holostar Unity Award.
- Re-added the Fatstack Award, same as before.

Some other thoughts:

- Across 333,700 shares Cypher only owns 1.05 Civia coins.
- Devs, when and if you add JP holostar coins please add the holostar channel as well please.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 03:35:02 No.29664338 File: 539 KB, 487x590, 1636265244898.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29663626 >still no tits

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>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 04:27:34 No.29669265 File: 2.84 MB, 960x540, thoughts[sound=files.catbox.moe%2F485n78.mp3].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29666961 and I love this old man

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 04:29:36 No.29669428 >>29669265 why are you like this

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>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 04:31:11 No.29669556 File: 42 KB, 240x240, chinkinghongkong[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fkuv6w0.mp3].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29669478 nice soundpost

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 04:31:39 No.29669598 File: 188 KB, 800x800, wdsdib[sound=https%3A%2F%2ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fzfhuou.ogg].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29669478 >>29669556 fuck firefox

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 04:50:48 No.29671163 >>29663626 >1.05 of a coin ?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 05:13:32 No.29673090 When was the Homo vote meant to finish

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 05:47:07 No.29675601 who here buying up all the magcoins

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 05:50:45 No.29675833 >>29656504 Believe me. Big numbers scares me

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 06:19:09 No.29677654 >>29673090 It lasted for around a week, got closed around 10:30 pm on Wednesday

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 06:36:04 No.29678625 File: 8 KB, 150x150, FT766FvXEAQJEqd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] live

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 07:35:34 No.29682165 https://de.catbox.moe/4drx7l.ogg

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 07:36:42 No.29682222 File: 119 KB, 568x707, 1648048336136.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 08:27:51 No.29684388 File: 1.03 MB, 1470x1850, 1650112064746.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29666961 You son of a bitch, I'm in

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 08:40:35 No.29684799 File: 2.54 MB, 1280x720, Tampa's Birthday[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fxfw42e.mp3].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://files.catbox.moe/yw3f7w.mp4 https://files.catbox.moe/gwfhl9.mp4

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 08:43:35 No.29684887 File: 256 KB, 1448x2048, 1624672940295.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29684799 Happy birthday tempeh you traditional indonesian food!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 08:48:18 No.29685062 File: 17 KB, 636x752, 1659257282341.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29684799 happy bday pirate man

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 09:04:28 No.29685639 >>29684799 >get warned about some danger >call them creepy heimin...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 09:23:13 No.29686400 File: 114 KB, 720x444, wewlad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what did he mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 09:55:28 No.29687591 >>29686400 truth. he spoke'th no lies.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 10:37:39 No.29689304 >>29652861 >Kovalskia :: +11% all me

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 11:33:22 No.29691874 Flu z

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 11:42:57 No.29692388 File: 32 KB, 541x465, HappyKroniiThree.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29684799 yooo happy birthday tamps!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 11:46:22 No.29692550 >>29684799 who was that guy on the roof? What did he mean by "they are onto us"?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 12:25:21 No.29694358 File: 553 KB, 782x790, 1634194491981.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29684799 >>29684887 >>29685062 >>29692388 yes, "19". thanks

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 12:52:02 No.29695620 >>29692550 That was NASFAQ's number one tomato anti, and nobody knows what he means. He's a schizophrenic, pay no mind to what he says.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 13:00:29 No.29695979 ohhhh i need to shit

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 13:03:51 No.29696125 why do I keep getting a whitescreen whenever I try accessing the market page?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 13:04:29 No.29696153 >>29696125 Same situation here, I can access it by using a different browser

Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 13:08:45 No.29696295
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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 15)
>Marine :: $44,838.11
>Sana :: $10,885.03
>Moona :: $7,641.00

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 55)
>Calliope :: -$9,897.69
>Botan :: -$8,417.11
>Ollie :: -$7,801.28

Overall Average Adjustment is -$794.48
Average Upward Adjustment is $5,706.41
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,567.44

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and LOOK AT 'ER GO

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 13:12:49 No.29696458 >>29696295 >>Sana :: $10,885.03 buy buy buy

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 13:12:56 No.29696465 File: 8 KB, 528x52, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH >>29696295 lmfao

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 13:14:50 No.29696553 File: 335 KB, 830x625, how high will they go.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 13:16:08 No.29696593 File: 250 KB, 829x500, ohhhh 17.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 13:18:27 No.29696690 No shot in hell that's all of Sana's graduation views, right? Surely the graduation of an EN talent is worth more views than a 3D live with Senchou's nipples?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 13:19:37 No.29696738 File: 398 KB, 1200x1200, 1646893367451.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] marine deserved this 100%. >>29696690 senchou nipples deserve more views

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 13:20:26 No.29696777 >>29696690 the views aren't even in yet retard

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 13:24:36 No.29696957 >>29694358 He is just like his oshi...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 13:29:51 No.29697174 File: 6 KB, 215x244, cff78848-da9e-42e6-8df5-a12fe8fddbf7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] post em

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 13:30:38 No.29697206 File: 27 KB, 698x445, OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29697174

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 13:33:28 No.29697314 File: 33 KB, 1198x549, 1633826780703.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29697174 hah

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 13:37:32 No.29697464 File: 3 KB, 106x136, Screenshot 2022-07-31 093653.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29697174 Blondes are fucking DOWN today, can you believe that shit?

Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 13:38:24 No.29697499
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Same Aki-related funds trivia

Funds own 21.27% of the Aki shares in circulation. That's 11.05% less than yesterday
0 funds have bought Aki today
25 funds have sold Aki today
30 funds have neither bought nor sold Aki today
Sales by funds represent 85.1% of all Aki shares sold yesterday,

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 13:47:57 No.29697841 File: 4 KB, 165x165, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29697174 Crab

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 14:12:14 No.29698743 File: 6 KB, 175x183, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29697174 tasukete

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 14:15:19 No.29698852 File: 7 KB, 136x162, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29697174 I'll see you fags tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 14:15:28 No.29698859 File: 3 KB, 103x158, 1655404902425.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29697174

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 14:49:26 No.29700498 Reminder betting is cringe.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 14:54:37 No.29700770 >>29700498 That's what makes it fun.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 15:00:21 No.29701073 File: 1.02 MB, 1440x1916, 1659279611912.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29700498 Just for you I went to go bet on every option

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 15:01:39 No.29701147 File: 1 KB, 211x90, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29700498 I agree and I'll try to update after every fight

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 15:05:19 No.29701376 File: 986 KB, 1157x1637, 1659230146293501.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HoloFightZ is live and gambling will be happening.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 15:05:28 No.29701388 File: 596 KB, 2535x1884, blonde tax.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BBB post trade

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 15:06:18 No.29701439 File: 254 KB, 420x420, 1639915289430.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29701376 >an entire HFZ episode dedicated to some lazy uncharismatic bitch who never streamed

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 15:11:57 No.29701789 First bet's up.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 15:14:53 No.29701960 >>29701388 Now give her choco's tits

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 15:15:04 No.29701971 >>29701376 >pic not gonna lie, I'm thirsty for some booba tea right now....

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 15:16:06 No.29702038 >>29701971 (me) boba. I meant to say boba tea

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 15:17:40 No.29702131 File: 33 KB, 1555x101, Screenshot 2022-07-31 111704.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29701388 Sure. I'm on a 30-cycle rotation today, so I'm playing a tad more aggressive.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 15:24:54 No.29702524 https://betting-iscringe.github.io/ right click filter icon to unselect all

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 15:32:23 No.29702944 File: 1.29 MB, 1280x720, 1642433672230.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29701388 delete this immediately

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 16:15:15 No.29705049 File: 2.35 MB, 1984x2806, 1641589763319.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29701960 Yeah we can do that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 17:02:21 No.29707624 File: 25 KB, 330x307, 1644701265709.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't everyone post at once, now.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 17:34:48 No.29709979 File: 6 KB, 203x131, Screenshot 2022-07-31 133428.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Doubting the power of advertising

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 17:43:36 No.29710537 Where can I see how much I bought a coin for?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 17:45:48 No.29710695 File: 551 KB, 900x900, mpp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29710537

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 18:29:50 No.29713329 File: 57 KB, 931x900, _portablepotato 1388941123704348673_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 9

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 19:14:53 No.29715635 File: 3.28 MB, 2000x1287, ofb1hr.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember that time that schizos swore moving adjustment from 1:05a ET to 9:05a ET would destroy the game? Good times.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 19:17:31 No.29715772 File: 2.87 MB, 2324x1448, 1626263554211.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29715635 Remember when we had schizos instead of angry hags? Good times.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 19:18:22 No.29715822 >>29715635 Remember when the thread wasn't dead 24/7 lmaooo

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 19:20:10 No.29715910 I like Mel and I'm happy she's streaming

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 19:27:24 No.29716291 >>29715772 Remember when we had schipschizos? Good times

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 19:28:07 No.29716323 File: 2 KB, 243x89, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29715910 I've jerked off to Mel 3 times in the last week. So, same.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 19:31:17 No.29716503 File: 253 KB, 2048x1698, DKRAP[sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fdn584f.mp4].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29716323 >DK gay

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 19:31:28 No.29716512 File: 147 KB, 400x492, 1649539569180.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kotonoha no Niwa in 30 minutes

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 19:33:31 No.29716626 File: 188 KB, 1000x1000, Pomu Cash Money [sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fd8csa6.mp3].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 19:37:55 No.29716841 Will nasfaq ever be what it used to be? Was it always shit and am I just high on nostalgia?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 19:40:27 No.29716979 >>29716841 no yes

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 19:46:38 No.29717289 >>29716841 No. Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 19:51:57 No.29717517 >>29716626 this is an amazing gif

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 19:53:11 No.29717556 File: 154 KB, 500x500, CuteroniWink.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29716841 no it will be better no

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 19:56:00 No.29717697 File: 39 KB, 372x353, pol.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29716626 please dont post nijis did segregation not teach you anything

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 19:57:09 No.29717742 File: 1.47 MB, 287x365, fucking ni-[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fx6odlm.ogg].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29717697

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 19:58:07 No.29717786 File: 304 KB, 1280x720, N [sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fe776a3.mp3].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29717742

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 19:58:56 No.29717822 File: 646 KB, 256x256, lookattheloser[sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fbgmzqw.ogg].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29717697

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 20:04:07 No.29718039 File: 594 KB, 655x580, luciashotgunthatdeletedpostanonfucker.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29717697 >[Deleted]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 20:06:08 No.29718132 >>29716841 What did he mean by this, the game has basically been the same for over a year now (excluding funds, which you could argue that they are the same as before, just with a new UI and easy mode)

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 20:07:52 No.29718209 >>29718132 Speaking of funds, I don't understand how they work. Shouldn't the tax on 50x purchases be way too high to be rentable?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 20:08:25 No.29718231 >>29718209 It's flat 10%, it doesn't matter if you buy x1 or x50

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 20:09:26 No.29718283 >>29718231 So, it's better to buy 50x as a fund than 10x as a player?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 20:10:22 No.29718317 >>29718283 Anything you would buy x3 as a player is better x50 in fund

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 20:11:49 No.29718397 >>29718317 Oh ok. I'll be right back, making a fund right now

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 20:12:18 No.29718418 Auto trader and offsite chatting rooms ruined the game.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 20:14:16 No.29718510 >>29718397 While mutual fund trading can be very profitable (like Become did or how Golden Calf is trying to do now), the true easy mode comes from buying them and going up while doing nothing

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 20:15:43 No.29718580 File: 666 KB, 901x891, Im already a shitposter sana.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29718418 >offsite chatting rooms Anon the aggie has been dead for months you can finally let your hatred go

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 20:15:46 No.29718583 >>29718418 >Auto trader you are a fucking stupid nigger and you need to get a job

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 20:16:35 No.29718620 >>29718580 >implying the aggie is the only one

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 20:17:20 No.29718671 >>29718510 I guess I'll wait a bit more then

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 20:20:29 No.29718805 File: 122 KB, 828x828, amesip.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29718620 Baiting for schizo narratives now?

Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 20:21:57 No.29718869 [SPOILER]

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>>29718671
The biggest opportunity for profit in a fund is buying 1000x shares daily right when it opens, or rather before it hits $1-2bn - as well as trading your own fund up to that cap. Buying a share of e.g. Delta today will make you less money/slower money than a Delta share you bought on day 1. Law of diminishing returns.
t. chose to actively manage a handful of "dead" funds where EVERYBODY IS HERE and got that "Day 1 boost" feeling again

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 20:28:11 No.29719147 >>29718869 I've been buying 1K shares of a fund daily since funds were released. I don't really care for profit, I just want to eventually have more shares than the CEO

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>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 20:41:41 No.29719817 File: 1 KB, 156x91, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29702524 betting board updated

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 20:46:23 No.29720046 >>29718869 >chose to actively manage a handful of "dead" funds where EVERYBODY IS HERE and got that "Day 1 boost" feeling again Oh, so you're the guy who's made me all that money, nice. Keep up the good work.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 20:48:06 No.29720124 File: 59 KB, 983x749, 1633510180420.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29720046

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 21:00:31 No.29720686 File: 390 KB, 348x460, 1653835921261.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thanks for coming out to gamble. Hope everyone had a good time. Always bet on blondes. Except The Director, because she will always job.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 21:02:04 No.29720755 >>29720686 Blondes are the best. Except when they end their fights in a draw

Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 21:10:39 No.29721150
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thanks for watching anime
when Top Gun comes up, would any of you prefer the 4K Remaster or the older HD master? 4K Remaster has less DNR/more grain, which won't be noticeable at the bitrate needed for movie night, and suffers from "piss yellow tint"-itis + blown out highlights. the old master is a bit washed out, digitally sharpened, but the colors are less ridiculous.

Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 21:29:03 No.29722129
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Hello /nasfaqg/, we’ve prepared a financial report for you, the Returns Report. Seeing how leaderboard place might not entirely reflect how well or how poorly you are doing anymore and the benchmark page is vulnerable to daily market fluctuations, we’ve collected data from all active players with open wallets. It was then processed and separated into four categories: Trading, Investing, Dividends, and Wallet Appreciation to gain more insight into your performance during the past week. Mutual Funds are treated similarly. The tables will use colors to denote possible membership of a corporation/group after they form.

>Changelog
• Reminder: you can request individual user ledgers, either as images or .csv files! Just message Triangle or Clocks.
• Major changes happened to how trading report’s prices are calculated: now, if a coin has been bought in the period of up to one week before the previous report, the price used to determine profits is last week’s 14-day average, while if a coin has been bought earlier than that, last week’s 21-day average is used. This fixes an issue with the Report where inflation/investment and trading profits could have been counted twice. The data now should be far more accurate.
• Disclaimers and Limitations section moved to the end of the Report.
• Added a chill soundpost that's hopefully here to stay.

>Game Activity
• There have been 209 players who made at least a single transaction in the past week, which is 13 less than last week.

>Income Overview
The data was collected during the 20:00 GMT+0 24.07.2022 to 20:00 GMT+0 31.07.2022 period. Data is sorted from largest to smallest total income during the data collecting period.
To define the sources of income:
- ‘Trading Profit’ stems from selling coins within the last week. Once a coin is sold, an associated ‘buy’ transaction is matched. The difference between buy price and sell price, deducted by buying/selling taxes, constitutes the trading profit column. Zeros in this column indicate a lack of sells, while negative values indicate inefficient trading. 14- or 21-dat average price of a coin from last week is used for coins that were bought more than a week ago, since the profits from the coin gaining price have already been counted as Investments or Appreciation.
- ‘Investments Profit’ stems from coins bought but not sold within the last week. In this case, the ‘profit’ is measured by taking the buy price and subtracting it from the 14-day average price of the coin. Negative values here indicate buying coins above their base price and holding them – large negative values are often the signs of heavy oshicoining or spending large amounts of money at once.
- ‘Last Dividends’ is simple enough. It’s the dividend payout from 30.07.2022 dividends.
- ‘Wallet Appreciation’ is the increase in net worth caused by market inflation. Bigger wallets have coins that remained ‘passive’ throughout the entire week are neither bought nor sold; however, the market is trending upwards, and thus they increase in value over time slightly. It’s calculated by taking the 21-day average price of a coin one week ago and now, subtracting them, and then multiplying by the amount of ‘passive’ coins in the wallet for every coin. Naturally, if the market were trending downwards, we’d observe a wallet depreciation, loss in value.
- ‘Auctions’ is the net balance of all auctions that finished within the data collection period. This factors in taxes on the side of the buyer, since the seller of the item only receives 95% of the bid.
- ‘Fund Profit’ are combined sources of revenue from funds: Investment, Trading, Inflation, and CEO/Board Commissions.
- ‘Share Payout’ is the dividends paid out to shareholders by mutual funds.
Additionally, ‘±’ and ‘Diff’ columns are added next to ‘Rank’ in the report. ± outlines the change in position from the last week’s report, with N/A meaning that said user did not figure in last week’s report for some reason. Diff is the difference in placing between the income/trading overview rank and real leaderboard rank. The more positive those numbers are, the better, since in ‘±’ case it means improvement from the last week, and in ‘Diff’ case that means that in terms of either overall or trading income you are ‘punching above your weight class’.

Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 21:29:37 No.29722160
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>>29722129
>Trading Overview
Using the same data, this breaks down all ‘active’ trading profits into categories and sorts players by total trading profits from last week.
‘Trading Income’ is the basic difference between the buy and sell price of coins, ‘Trading Taxes’ are losses from buy/sell taxes in the two matching transactions. Taxes differ based on multicoin count. ‘Trading Profits’ is simply income minus taxes.
‘Invested Amount’ is the amount of money converted into coins by unmatched buys. ‘Investment Income’ composes of ‘Invested Profit’ plus ‘Investment Taxes’, it’s highlighted for consistency. ‘Investment Taxes’ are losses due to taxes associated with those transactions. In theory, 4.5% is the minimal investment taxes/invested amount ratio, while 45% is the maximal ratio, representing only 1x buys or only 10x buys. ‘Invested Profit’ is the difference between the price the coin was purchased at and its average price, minus taxes; you can consider it a forced sell of every coin bought during the week at the average price.
‘±’ and ‘Diff’ columns function identically to the ones in Income Overview.
As you can see, trading differentiates the players a lot. While total income was correlated mainly with rank, especially high on the leaderboard, trading easily differentiates between players who are close to one another.

Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 21:30:10 No.29722190
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>>29722160
>Shares Overview
This section of the Returns Report focuses on profits given by Mutual Funds that excludes the weekly dividend payout, which is incorporated into the Dividends Overview instead. Shares Overview is sorted by ‘Total Shares Profit’.
‘Invested Amount’ is the amount of money converted throughout the week into Mutual Fund shares, ‘Investment Profit’ is the difference between the buying price of a fund (if the share was bought throughout the week) and its 3-day average at the time of the Report, ‘Trade Profit’ are gains from selling fund shares. ‘Share Inflation’ is the rise in price of shares bought prior to the data collection period, and is the difference between the 3-day average at the start of the data collection period and 3-day average at the end of the data collection period. ‘Fund Commissions’ is the 1.5% commission for the Board and the CEO after a share is bought.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 21:30:22 No.29722201 File: 1.20 MB, 4096x3072, 1642072029759.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] towa

Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 21:30:43 No.29722216
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>>29722190
>Dividends Overview
This section is meant to represent the long-term investment quality, represented by wallet composition. ‘Last Dividends’ displays the last dividends payout, ‘Average Net Worth’ is the average of daily net worth measured at 20:00 GMT+0 on every day pre-dividends, and ‘Approximate ROI %’ is ‘Last Dividends’ plus ‘Share Payout’ divided by ‘Average Net Worth’. The data is sorted from highest ‘Approximate ROI %’ to lowest. Since it is just an approximation and concerns a single payout, you should aim for being consistently high rather than always being on the top.
The ‘Dividends’ section of the Report has some limitations: it is susceptible to price fluctuations and since it only takes into account the last dividends, it will favor newer players and oshicoiners of the top coin(s) over people with wallets that are better diversified for week-by-week stable dividend income.

Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 21:31:16 No.29722240
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>>29722216
>Income by Source
In this table, the total income of the past week was split into its core components, indicating how much every element contributed to the weekly profits. When a component brought losses, it was skipped so all components would sum up to 100%. This table is sorted by rank.
Higher-ranked players rely almost exclusively on dividends and wallet appreciation for profit. Trading has a maximum profitability cap associated with it since the number of trades you can make in a single cycle is limited.
On the other hand, trading can make up the bulk of income for the newer players It remains the primary method of climbing since it heavily differentiates between players, while dividends are more or less the same percentage-wise.
Auctions are a niche source of income most of the time, but can explain much of the rapid movement at later pages of the leaderboard.
Wallet appreciation can be a major source of profit or losses, depending on the direction of the market.
Shares Payout is, in essence, similar to dividends, except that it is projected to increase over time due to the growth of funds.

Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 21:31:47 No.29722269
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>>29722240
>Funds Overview
Funds data is sorted from largest to smallest total net worth at the data collecting period, same as in the game.
To define the sources of income:
- ‘Trading Profit’ stems from selling coins within the last week, same as for the individual players’ report.
- ‘Investments Profit’ stems from coins bought but not sold within the last week, same as for the individual players’ report.
- ‘Total Dividends’ is the total pool of dividends that was then divided by the number of shares and distributed to shareholders.
- ‘Fund Appreciation’ is the increase in net worth caused by market inflation, same as for the individual players’ report.
All of those are added to get the ‘Total Weekly Profits’. Since those funds have very different total net worths, it is then divided by average net worth over the last week to get ‘Avg. Returns’, roughly assessing how much a fund has gained compared to its net worth. Please note that this is only an estimate due to the inclusion of ‘Investment Profit’ column, and that the data for fast-growing funds might be slightly inaccurate in terms of their real returns.

Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 21:32:25 No.29722295
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>>29722269
>Funds Trading
This section functions identically to Trading Overview of individual accounts, except that it looks at the trades of mutual funds. It is sorted by total trading income.

>Disclaimer & Limitations
The data collection has several limitations:
• It does not include data from closed wallets.
• Inactivity is denoted solely by the lack of trades in the past week.
• If someone were to open and close their wallets over the week, it’d only count the open-wallet period.
• User had to exist at the moment the beginning of the week, when data collection started.
So, if you are active and want to see your performance in those reports, set your wallet to public!

Due to peculiarities of the data collection, there is a single case in which an active account would not be featured in the Returns Report, even with an open wallet. All three conditions have to be fulfilled:
• Account was created last year.
• Account’s wallet is open.
• Account never bought a coin.
In this single case, that account would need to be manually added. No active accounts fulfill those conditions right now. Nevertheless, if you do not appear in the Returns Report and would 1) want to 2) fulfill three criteria above, please send a direct message to Triangle Consulting.

That concludes the Returns Report. Are the results what you expected? Is there some functionality you’d want for us to implement? Feel free to discuss and give us feedback.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 21:33:16 No.29722335 I miss Sana

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 21:34:46 No.29722406 File: 769 KB, 911x809, mori can't keep getting away with this.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29722201 Evil behavior.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 21:35:29 No.29722435 File: 1.83 MB, 1447x2047, 1635714468747.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29722406 Saw you mentioning about how dead the thread is that no one breaks it, so I figured I'd do the necessary.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 21:36:20 No.29722476 File: 166 KB, 850x1249, mori eeeee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29722435 I suppose that's better than the thread being dead...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 21:37:19 No.29722532 >>29722295 Thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 21:38:32 No.29722588 File: 287 KB, 1508x2048, 1646736531820.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29722476 Back to my slumber for now, I'm still trading to 0 out from last week cause my divs were a bit more bugged than others after all.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 21:38:38 No.29722597 File: 2.10 MB, 1600x900, 1637889128987.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29722269 >turned three idle funds into powerhouses Nice. Wish I hadn't neglected buying them, I'm just making Tako Eats richer.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 21:58:07 No.29723597 File: 74 KB, 850x798, 1654349889.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29722160 Finally...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 22:26:39 No.29725293 >>29723597 Congratulations! Top 5 is next, you know?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 22:53:48 No.29726887 File: 993 KB, 322x350, oh_sex [sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2F97hy0e.mp3].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 23:03:23 No.29727437 File: 172 KB, 1023x936, 1654349677.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29725293 I know, and after that I'll aim for the top 3, and after that it'll be my turn to wear the crown.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 23:04:09 No.29727480 I still miss Sana

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 23:06:49 No.29727644 i didn't even watch sana last moments. i genuinely forgot about her graduating today fuck sorry sana

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 23:12:37 No.29728005 What is the response to Towa… supposed to be?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 23:13:57 No.29728096 >>29728005 remember those "say my name threads about towa?" those thousand of variations? pick one of those then add ... at the end

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 23:15:52 No.29728206 File: 73 KB, 500x500, 1640023189677.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Aww man I missed the movie... Majsoul Friends Room 77643(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=77643

Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 23:19:47 No.29728456
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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 49,933,107, a 1.09% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 713,330. There are 28 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 3,297,048 shares, or 6.6% of market volume.
>Syrios currently has the lowest volume, at 87,871 shares, or 0.18% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 51):
>Altare :: +18.2%
>Dezmond :: +14.2%
>Ollie :: +12.7%
>Syrios :: +12.4%
>Botan :: +11.3%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 19):
>Marine :: -10.5%
>Moona :: -8.6%
>Melfissa :: -7.7%
>Aki :: -3.3%
>Sana :: -3.2%

4 coins (Coco, Civia, Polka, Rushia) had a net 0% change in volume today.

Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $243,266.85, which is an increase of 0.66% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $1,368,354,622,204.46, which is an increase of 0.89% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $27,403.75. A total of 15 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $115,870,663,620.48 in total market value, or 8.47% of market value.
>Syrios currently has the lowest value, at $1,039,295,131.21 in total market value, or 0.08% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 33):
>Marine :: +45.1%
>Sana :: +42%
>Melfissa :: +36.9%
>Moona :: +35.3%
>Subaru :: +18.4%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 37):
>Aki :: -23.2%
>Kovalskia :: -23%
>Watame :: -21.4%
>Sora :: -19.3%
>Mio :: -18.3%

1 coin (Civia) had a net 0% change in value today.

Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $581,437,237, which is a decrease of 49.62% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $4,160,463,771.44 today, an increase of 25.9% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 10):
>Sana :: +19.3%
>Kovalskia :: +9.9%
>Nabi :: +9.7%
>Lamy :: +1.9%
>Kiara & Haato & Gura :: +0.7%

Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>1 coin (Nabi) adjusted green, but is still trending upwards.
>2 coins (HLuna, Rushia) adjusted red, but are still trending downwards.
>5 coins (Kanaeru, Haato, Lamy, Koyori, Civia) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>62 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Marine :: $1517.53 Down
>Ollie :: $536.45 Up
>Sana :: $481.01 Down
>Botan :: $469.15 Up
>Sora :: $379.18 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Coco :: $0.85 Up
>Iofi :: $2.09 Down
>Polka :: $2.42 Down
>Civia :: $2.59 Up
>Rushia :: $3.31 Down

Overall Average movement was $17.76 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $84.92 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$183.72 per hour.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and actually move the damn market out of this crab.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 31, 2022 23:20:47 No.29728515 >>29728456 the crab killed grug...

Anonymous Mon, Aug 1, 2022 00:12:56 No.29731605
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>>29728456
>Today's Superchats totaled to $581,437,237, which is a decrease of 49.62% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $4,160,463,771.44 today, an increase of 25.9% from yesterday's salary.
whores

Anonymous Mon, Aug 1, 2022 00:25:44 No.29732461
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Hello niggers, divegrass sign-ups for /vtl3/ just opened and we need POI so just reply to this message telling me to fuck off or something, that should be sufficient.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 1, 2022 00:29:26 No.29732704 >>29732461 Take us to brackets onegai.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 1, 2022 00:34:41 No.29733068 >>29732461 Run the RB CB LB backline and we will win.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 1, 2022 00:58:51 No.29734732 >>29732461 fuck off or something

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 1, 2022 00:59:07 No.29734751 >>29732461 Just play in the center 100%, bro.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 1, 2022 01:01:03 No.29734849 >only 9 posts after bump limit >one is mandatory number review >the other is our manager trying to gather replies for vtl which gets forced replies where did it all go wrong, this thread now only lives bump to bump, what gives?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 1, 2022 01:02:26 No.29734933 >>29734849 every interesting poster got bullied away by schizo timeloops

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 1, 2022 01:02:41 No.29734947 File: 1.50 MB, 1622x915, draining chumbies of points is my specialty.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My favourite kind of hand, Riichi Dora 14.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 1, 2022 01:06:06 No.29735158 >>29734947 this hand STINKS

>>	Anonymous Mon, Aug 1, 2022 01:07:18 No.29735234 File: 94 KB, 240x240, yui smell.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29735158 You stink.

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