/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Gura cute!

>>2962569
are you sure about that?

>>2956133
please, listen to it. it's a classic.

>>2954961
>>2955167
JESAS, how does she do it?

Gura cute Gura cute!

Good morning I love Gura she is the absolute cutest thing ever.

i can't believe bloop is fucking dead

Gura is creeped out by feet and footfags

>>2964226
what about smellfags tho

Gura cute Gura cute Gura cute!

you guys really love her

>>2964833
yea

>>2964833
Absolutely

>have to get up early tomorrow
>will miss Super Metroid again
Bongdom is suffering

>>2964833
yes!!

>>2964833
How could you tell?

>>2964833
n-no, I'm not... haha...

>>2964833
I want to make her happy and raise a family with her.

i'm starting to feel really bad about procrastinating so long on sending her a fan letter

>>2965747
Writing a good letter is hard. I'm trying to at least come up with something to send by her birthday

>>2965797
well, i mean, i have notes... this weekend is probably the last chance to get it out in time for her birthday.

>>2964833
Yes, beyond belief.

So, a funny story how I fell down the vTuber rabbit hole:
A few months ago, I was watching YouTube with my 1yr old and she was basically spamming "next video" through a bunch of generic nursery rhyme channels. The magic of the YouTube algorithm got us to a clip channel with a compilation of Gura singing and she decided to stop and watch. I'm not gonna say I fell in love, but I definitely wanted to protect that shark's smile.
Basically now Gura is my daughter's favorite character on TV and I've pretty much grown at least a little bit of fondness for all of the Hololive EN cast.

>>2965824
based

>>2964833

I cannot say I "love" her, although I would fall for her easily if given the chance. But she's definitely someone special to me, even if we've never gotten to meet, and probably never will.

>>2964833
Very much so. She is the best!

>>2964833
Yes. I'm overall a much happier person since I started watching her streams. Even people around me have noticed that I'm more energetic. So even if I couldn't say I love her, and I do, at the very least I'm really grateful to her.

>>2964833
yes

i think i should suspend my normal SCs so that i can consolidate a series of them into the smell review. that would be the responsible thing to do even though i can easily afford it either way.

>>2966846
>a series
Dodo flashbacks...

>>2966888
no, no, consolidate several streams' worth into a single one of a larger amount. what he did is the opposite of consolidation.

>>2964833
Gura makes me very happy and I care for her lots

don't go outside /ggg/
bad things are happening

>>2967202
Like this?
>>2965984

>>2965178
It really is, fellow chumbong

Campfire karaoke gonna be on the same day as my 2nd vaccine dose. What a glorious day.

>>2967202
I don't plan to. People rag on split threads, but the vibe here is infinitely better than the unfiltered autism on the rest of this board.

>>2967244
Pink cat threads are always a shitshow, and retards are always dragging Gura into it, I wish they'd stop.

>>2967244
>she benefitted hugely from risque 4chan culture, but turned her back to it the moment the opportunity to make big money appeared
It's not like she was a bad person, people are allowed to change if they don't like where they are at or what they have done in the past. I know it's bait though, so it's not worth even talking to the poster.

I THINK GAWR GURA

>>2967496
Is cute!

>>2967417
can you not bring it here?

>>2965178
Is it true they arrest people for liking character designs like gura’s over there

>>2967496
is cool!

>>2967496
would be a wonderful mother to our children.

>>2967620
Anon... with that body she's not going to survive childbirth...

>>2967620
>our
Raising a litter of shark puppies with Gura and the cumbuds!

>>2967654
I've seen midgets have children, she'll be just fine.

>>2967693
https://www.nbcnews.com/sciencemain/one-female-sharks-litter-may-have-many-dads-study-finds-6c10848675
There's your shark fact for the day.

>>2964833
I don’t love her in the romantic sense since that’d be weird for someone I’ve never met in person, nevermind someone who is likely playing a character rather than being what she’d be like in person, but I like watching her content after work.

>>2967737
WE'RE IN

In Gura's lore, is she just a regular atlantean, or if she a princess/somebody of high status?

>>2967824
No one knows. I like to think she's an exiled princess though, because its cooler and she acts like a cute princess.

>>2967824
She hasn't nailed it down, but she's made some Poseidon/Neptune jokes and I like to imagine her as a princess.

>>2967824
I doubt a regular atlantean would have the trident she has.

Gura said she used to be HUGE in the water, so clearly she WAS Atlantis and everyone lived (and lives) inside her to this day. You could cut her stomach open and fish a minature city out.

>>2968028
why didn't she expand in the bathtub then hmm?

>>2968055
She did. The bathtub was sized for Expanded Gura.

>>2968087
>wide gura is because of the seasonal rise in humidity
at last, i truly see

>>2968055
It probably takes a while, like as a kid there were those little expanding dinosaurs you would leave in a cup of water overnight.

can anyone give me deep lore on gura, i miss a lot of her streams

>>2968104

>>2968142
she was naked in atlantis and bought her clothes and hat in the human world

>>2968226
I like to imagine Ame helped her out with that.

>>2968331
Ame stalking Gura and training her to check under rocks for anything she needs.

>>2968331
atlantis is full of naked shark girls

>>2968542
but it's so boring down there LOLOLOL

Hora dorufin hora doru fan
Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon

Is Gura secretly a pervert?

>>2968646
>secretly

>>2968677
An open secret is still a secret.

>>2968542
Makes sense why they've been keeping its location secret.

>>2968753
i know where it is

>>2968755
okay goorah

>>2968646
Everybody's a pervert. Not a single non-perverted human out there.

>>2968768
i am too

>>2968768
Not true at all, but whatever helps you sleep.

are we all antisocial shut-ins?

>>2968883
>we
You bet.

>>2968889
i only go outside to run errands

>>2968848
It's all about the perspective. The line between kink and perversion is very blurry, and different people have different opinions on where it is. I personally don't consider anything Gura mentioned or alluded to so far to be perverted, but somebody else would.

>>2968883
I don't know if I'm a shut-in because I leave home to go into work twice a week (I work from home the rest of the time) but besides that yeah.

>>2968883
fanbase reflects oshi. plus the normal people are all tourists

>>2968976
i used to travel a lot for work, but i would just be a traveling shut-in and stay in my hotel room a lot

>>2968976
I only go to work because I have to, otherwise I live alone, have no friends and barely even talk to my family.

https://files.catbox.moe/5f2chk.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/5f2chk.mp4

My new addiction

>>2969103
What a blessed karaoke that was!

So normally she uses her members karaoke as a testing ground for her public streams, but she said campfire karaoke is mainly an acoustic thing.
Do you think she'll do a lot of songs from her first campfire karaoke or just wing some new stuff?

>>2969306
it's been so long since the last campfire karaoke that i think she might do a few titles from it, but i'd expect a lot of it to be stuff she's done more recently.

>>2969306
She's a prefectionist in her pubs, so I'm expecting a few she's practiced a lot and maybe one or two she hasn't but is confident enough to pick out from chat

this is awesome

I'm not going to bother linking her blog again, but that 'mom' made another post detailing the horrors of Guras chat and how she's catering to bullies, after the lets go incident.

She also basically confirms she is dodo doo's mom by speaking in depth about their mental state after the 'bullying'.

>>2969752
>Giving your underage son 300 dollerydoos to waste on a virtual streamer
>Gets blown out by chat
>Blame the streamer

Amazing parenting right there.

>>2969752
That kid is fucked for life if that's the case, parents setting him up for failure.

>>2969752
the absolute gall

>>2969752
The meme lords have been fed well during this outing.

>>2969752
>Once again, Gura, laughed along with the bullying. She joined the “popular” kiddies.

Jesas

>>2970105
it makes me so mad. she deserves to be one of the popular kids for once.

>>2969752
i would love if someone linked the blog lmao sounds like a funny read

>>2969752
I'm genuinely happy to hear Dodo is okay and living life as a stoic now. Thought he might have actually killed himself.

>>2969752
imagine being the bullied kid in the chat of a streamer who probably was a bullied kid, the loser among losers

>>2970169
Archive reps if you really care. She said she doesn't want the views and I'm not going to give them to her.

I thought Gura made me into a lolikon, but other lolis do nothing to me. I think I'm actually a Gurasexual.

>>2969752
>4,100 words to dance around "Dear S"

>>2970169
archive.vm/4Zmll
This should be it.

>>2970169
https://archive.vn/4ZmII

>>2969752
I want to be bullied relentlessly by Gura

>>2970426

>>2970426
I both want to bully her and to be bullied by her. Help

>>2970426

>>2970506

>>2970442
Honestly Gura at her best, for me anyway. I'm not exactly turned on, I'm just entranced by the way her tone shifts and she gets into it.

>>2970420
>dox apologia
this fucking woman

>>2970426
I want to be bullied relentfully. Gura is a caring person who is afraid she'll actually hurt me and needs constant reassurance.

>>2970542
This, it'd be the epitome of cute.

>>2970536
That soundclip always brings a smile to my face, plus her giggle at the end is extremely cute

>>2970575
Would? She already does that when she bullies chat. It's super cute.

>>2970633
I wish she did it more often.

>>2970752
I'm hoping one of her voice packs is bullying, I'll buy them all regardless but I might buy that one multiple times instead of superchatting to let her know it's popular.

>>2969837
Yeah this is just sad.

I'm really happy I get to hear her voice again today.

>>2969667
yeah it is

Gura is doing her daily retweeting reps

I like booba.

>>2962395
>Watch Gura live
>Wait for her to insult someone
>Send $100 Superchat
>"Nice Insult, Gawr Gura! Epic Roast!"
What would her reaction be?

>>2971281
Make fun of your for saying epic.

>>2969752
Was it confirmed she’d dodo’s mom somehow?

>>2971281
She wouldn't catch it till the superchat reading and would have to try and think back to what you were referencing.

GAR GOO

>>2971426
Saved.

>>2971346
I'll just copy and paste and you can decide for yourself if she's larping or lives with this person.

You want to know what happened to Do Do Doo? The last one I mentioned in my last rant about bullying. (I was going to let this go, but no.)

They struggled with suicidal thoughts, deleted all their accounts, and also went through a mental breakdown. The person who used this persona has lived with physical pain their entire life. It’s what inspired the poem they wrote. They were not a psycho (as that wacky doxxing site seemed to say) and have little means to leave their reclusive life. Mentally awkward or different, but not a crazed person. Just a sad, depressed, and anxiety-riddled person.

Dodo Doo is still considering whether to continue membership as a Gura shrimp but truly died for Gura like how it mentioned in their lyrical poem that was sent. Pants got their way, and the dodo died that day… to that fanbase. (Today, they’re going to be okay and are living life as a stoic, despite that minor drawback.)

>>2971494
>doxxing site
Noooo doxbros how did she find us out so easily

>>2971494
>wacky doxxing site
What did Facebook do?

>>2970420
She is right about the chat though in the fact its not enjoyable at all.

>>2971494
she's calling US that on a site where she defends that creepy fucking letter.

>>2971584
I love chat

>>2970420
>>2971494
do you think Gura has seen this? I really hope she didn't, she would feel bad for the poor retard

i also love chat. but desu i dont think there are a lot of bullys in guras chat

Please stop giving attention to crazy people.

>>2971230
> Ame cosplaying Sakuya and not Marisa
> Gura cosplaying Nitori instead of cirno
> Kiara as Yuyuko instead of Mokou

It’s Just wrong on so many levels

>>2971657
In the same way she reminds us that (you) are the only fan that matters, I hope she realizes she is the only person who matters and that she can't hold herself responsible for other peoples feelings.

>>2971494
Dodo Doo should fuck off and go seek some professional help, rather than dump his shit on Gura and her fans. This is not healthy for anybody involved.

>>2971649
it has its moments but its incomprehensible and just spammy most of the time.

>>2971739
I pretty much exclusively post emotes just to clean the board of cringe comments, I figure cute gura face has to be better than whatever graynames are saying.

>>2971699
I don't know enough about 2hus but Gura would definitely make a good Cirno.

Chat should go away, and give me exclusive access to all of the girls, desu.

>>2971713
Maybe its his way of helping himself with his problems.

>>2971799
His only mistake then was reading chat afterward and looking at comments. If he had just focused on Gura nothing would have changed for him.

>>2971494
Kid needed, or still needs, to figure out theres a time and place for things. Trying to generate a relationship with a Vtuber during one of their streams is not the time or place. Their mother should be ashamed for not raising their child properly.

>>2971705
I hope so, Gura can be a little too wary sometimes and I don't want this kind of stuff making it worse for her

>>2971699
I don't mind Gura as Nitori, they're both kind of scatterbrained, aquatic, and tomboyish yet feminine

>>2971816
true.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH2ZcHxKBpk

>>2971739
It's just the reality of having so many people in one chat room. Gura's chat is the worst when a stream hits recommended while live.
However, there is a difference in the chat being unenjoyable due to incoherent spam and chat being unenjoyable because it spontaneously gained cohesion to shit on (you) misbehaving.
For the latter case, getting Gura's chat aligned on something is no easy feat... so bravo?

>>2971869
Based shark dabbing on games journalists

>>2971869
I love Gura's bullying of game journalists.

>>2971355
I'll put what she said in the supa, then

>>2971841
she is just to cute.

>>2971869
I love this little shit

>>2969752
What SC was this again? Was this from the bath stream? I only made it in half way and saw the dead dog SC live, but that was all.

>>2971949
>conversation winds down off a bad topic
>someone JWUs it
why are you like this

>>2971869

>>2971949
https://vocaroo.com/17KvDIaf0lTI
Gura laughed and read the LET'S GO superchat out loud after chat was said ya be SC

>>2971949

>>2972001
>I know my dog would have liked it too
sides

>>2970420
“How can I make this about me?”

Keep people like this, out.

>>2972001
>>2972014
Ah gotcha. I literally just missed the original one and only saw the second. That clip is legendary now though. So it is what it is.
https://twitter.com/EngVTubersOOC/status/1386182271334592515?s=09

>>2972014
So much fucking gold. Some damned good people in this community. Absolutely blessed and BASED.

if the only positive thing that ever comes out of hololive is that gura finally feels like one of the cool kids then i literally do not fucking care who i have to hurt to make that happen.

>>2971853
Fair point.

>>2972196
Gura pushing me into my locker and calling me faggot UOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

>>2972196
>go outside
>confronted with reality that she's a shut-in that LARPs as an anime girl online
I love gura too, but I don't think vtubing is the right profession if you want to feel like one of the cool kids.

>>2972196
if by cool kids you mean feel loved and appreciated, then yeah. but I don't think she or any vtuber is a "cool kid"

>>2972196
desu, I feel good for her because she comes across like a genuine sperglord, and I'm glad she found a place to make that work for herself.

>>2972196
based but meds.

>>2972314
i think she is very cool. among english speakers she is one of the pioneers popularizing a new medium and she has a great sense of humor.

>>2972314
I want Gura to feel like a princess because I consider her one.

>>2972308

not him, but if you love your job, have friends at it, and are making lots of money, then you are most definitely the envy of much of the US population. I guess you could define that as 'cool'?

Demon lord Gura?

>>2972475
The hero would never stand a chance.

>>2972513
I hope that game has game over rape.

How far is Gura into Metroid? Can she clear it today?

Two more bosses away, I think.

>>2972593
She needs to clear the underwater level and its boss, go somewhere for ridley, and then the final zone for the super secret final fight.

I think we have at least 2 if not 3 streams depending on how well Maridia goes.

Depends on how much she gets lost

>>2964339
i am absolutely addicted to pictures of cat gura

>>2972652

>>2971494
>pants got their way, dodo died that day
I see where his shitty poem came from.

>>2972740
kek

>>2969752
For someone that has a blog about Hololive she seems to be super ignorant about their stances on anything that can even be construed as being political. At least there's almost 0 chance that Gura will ever read the blog.

>>2972707
thank you, i actually didn't have this one

>>2972764
The most annoying thing to me about it was her insistence Gura should have said more about WarriorPi's superchat. She claims she stopped early because of chat, but no, she stopped because Cover would whip out the fucking paddle if she touched that topic.

>>2971767
Comments among the emotes are actually pretty visible as opposed to moving wall of text.

>>2964833
I dont want to have feelings for her, it can't be good for me

>>2972842

Hi, is this the Gura circlejerk thread?

>>2973005
COOL CAT

>>2973065
Yes, welcome. Pick a seat and jerk a neet.

Gura Noel asmr collab when?

>>2972014
wish i was a drawfag so could make birds into shrimps

>>2973485
KEK

>>2973485
Ask for the formatting to be made in the drawthread, or in global as OC then shoop in the text as needed.

I can't stay up late this night so I'll miss Gura's stream, have fun for me anons.

>>2973622
gn buddy

>>2962395
look at gura's thumbnail and tell me she doesn't spam onionjaks on >>>/qa/

>>2972014
lol. Gura stops herself from crying or getting nihilistic because she wants people to have a good time on her stream. people really shouldn't expect her to reply to depressing or weird superchats.

>>2967540
Yes. Officially you need pick your waifu from a preapproved list of acceptable waifus. If your desired waifu is not on the list you have to make a formal request to your local borough's ombudsman who will bring it to order at the next ministry chamber meeting

>>2973716
Her taste in memes is too refined to find low quality shit like wojacks to be funny.

>>2973721
are bakas crown approved waifus?

>Mori, Ollie and Kiara banging at the walls for vshitjo collabs, barely kept in check by management

Why are they like this?

are you guys ready for gura to get completely fucking lost in maridia for 3 hours?

Literally couldn't have made it more obvious

>>2973917
How much more of the game does she have? Could she realistically finish it within one stream?

>>2973917
Ready to be frustrated (not in chat) and to enjoy the stream.

>>2973918
No one even replied this time. I'm proud

>>2973811
the thumbnail of her next stream is a shark soijak. just take a look at it

>>2973936
she's like 2/3 through, BUT she has 2 difficult bosses ahead and a big area that you get lost extremely easily

>>2973889
The worst of non-jp tubers. Thank God for Gura

gura said a really cute shugoi this week but i forgot to write down the timestamp and it's driving me crazy. i can't even remember the context or stream. does anyone remember it?

i really hope some game journalist doesn't get a stick up its ass about her making fun of them and get it in its head to write some hit piece

>>2975156
Free advertising for her.

>>2975156
what are they going to do? dislike? write an article? kek

Gura is cool!

>>2975359
I love how excited she got over that hat. It was amazing.

>>2975400
It's like the hat was already enough to excite her, but the rest just made her break down into fangirl screaming.

I enjoy getting to watch Gura play through games I've never played myself.

don't worry guise i saved the hi res thumbnail for u

>>2964833
Not love but more like I'm fond of her. She's a little bit of color in my otherwise gray and mundane week.

>>2975569
Zoomerchama... same desu

I specifically took a time off for Gura's karaoke.

>>2975574
t-thanks

>>2975586
I'm in my mid twenties, so kind of? I just didn't get into games much until high school and stuck to very limited genres.

>>2975628
the last time someone did this she postponed

>>2975628
Last time an anon did that she rescheduled it

Roomba

>>2975574
jk sry

RIP thumbnail, thank you Susan

It's just sitting there... menacingly

BLOOP ON STREAM THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>2975628
Anon, someone quit their job for the november karaoke, and she had to delay by a day because youtube began their cycle of fuckery

>>2975750
More importantly, the shrimp is back.

>>2975744
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uedw5flJ9M8

>Gura just woke up at 8pm

Our oshi is having a rough time bros..

>What day is today?

I love her just woke up voice

>>2975868
>>2975874
i love her so much

i am fucking losing my shit this is hilarious

>>2975923
Sleepy shark can't talk puriz andastand

> Gura hates discord communities

based

>gura hates discord
based

>>2975890
it's too fucking cute my tiny shrimp heart can't take it

>>2975997
>>2975980
she has good reasons

When was the last time Gura did a talk segment before starting the game?

She is just too cute today

>>2976036
She's booting her brain from JWU. I'm fine with this.

God I love Bloop, such a bro

>>2975980
>>2975997
I love this shark

>I still have to play paaaaaladins
Should I pick up Paladins again just in the vain hope that I'm paired up with her?

>Gura is afraid that Stardew Valley will reawaken memories of J**...

>I've talked enough
No goorah, that is not possible.

>>2976228
>Ugh, I have to play Paladins
I don't think she's gonna go long, bro

>FNF
Hope somebody tells her to turn the audio off during the week 7 cutscenes...

science bad

> Science bad

Shes from the south alright

>>2976019
Did they kill her mom?

>FNF
>we want the zoomer audience

>carry the princess
She's here

>>2976595
I don't get it

How is gura's early morning voice so incredibly sensual. Imagine being able to hear that every single day

>>2976635
lorefags talking earlier about what her status was back in atlantis/why she had the trident theorized that she was a princess.

>>2972454
My day is now complete.

>>2976678
she started it with the bratty princess ASMR talk

Isn't shark week when your girl is on her period?

>Shark week
Sure Gura, that's what I'm sure you meant and not anything else.

>>2976783
>>2976635

>>2967824
>>2967886
>>2967898
Gura's all of a sudden talking about being a princess. You don't suppose...

I just noticed the stream title, she is funny and cute.

>>2976820
if she's here, she doesn't want people saying she's here all the time, so shut up about it

>>2976837
fuccy

>>2976857
UOHH fuccy with guraa

>>2976857
HHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU

I've been curious for sometime now, do Mainland Chinese like watching Gura?

she hasn't even bullied us yet.

> Taking advantage of Gura's gullibleness

uoooh

>>2976978
Maybe it's because she hasn't bullied us yet

>>2976964
Yes most popular en girl for them

She was almost good at math.

Guraaaaaaaaaaa

DARTH DEGENERATE

>>2977165

>>2977029
>Chinese
>still watching Hololive

>>2976677
>it's around noon on a pleasant spring sunday afternoon
>you've been awake for a few minutes, just listening to her soft breathing as she sleeps next to you
>she wakes up and rolls over to face you
>she looks into your eyes, shyly smiles, and whispers in a soft, sleepy voice... "good morning"

You open a window and proceed to spend the next hour cuddling as a warm breeze fills the room. Everything is perfect. Then you wake up.

>>2977292
Give me my happiness back anon.

>>2977292
Why must you hurt me so

>>2977292
I wish I could have this. Even if it was only in my dreams

>>2977376
>>2977393
A bit of little pain adds some spice to the stream viewing experience

ok NOW she's here

>>2977231
They do, not all of them went full retarded, and even when cover told the translators to fuck off they continued to translate unofficially

reminder that Gura likened her face to a basketball and said she wanted to be slam dunked

>ywn carry gura like a stress ball and slam dunk her

>>2964833
I like her character and the real her that peeks then and there. Don't get too close, it'll only hurt.
I'd probably fall like a fat kid on a pullup bar if I was close to HER though.

>moose
oh no not again...

>TOES

>Gura's toes
UOOOHHH

> Gura wants to showcase her cute feet every day of the year

Feet mentioned

>Feet Mention

Unironically, SHE'S HERE

Would you paint Gura's toe nails?

GURAS TOES

>4/26/2021
also
>"Have you seen those cocks?"

i wear crocs too, gura.

Footfags, I kneel...

>>2977918
me too

Gura is more based than usual today

feet and toes lol haha just ironically though
imagine if she got stuff on her feet and had to lick it off wouldnt that be funny

>Gura wearing crocs
Cute
>Anon wearing crocs
fucking disgusting

>>2977985
>wouldnt that be funny
And cute as well haha

>>2977918
same desu but just when I'm in my home ore neighborhood.

>>2977918
Crocs were so fucking cash back when working at food service because they all non slip shoes

Did Gura miss picking up the Super Missiles in the ghost ship again after she died?

>Another stream where chat laughs at me all day.

>>2978103
>they all non slip shoes
when I went to pool I had crocks that would suck to the floor if you press on your sole extra hard

>>2978017
Too late, already ordered some. Yes they were free, I have a lot of reward points

PIZZA PASTA PUT IT IN A BOX

>>2978147
>cobalt blue
gura will be proud of you

>>2978215
That was my main consideration in picking that color.

>may you bing bing wahoo forever
Shes at least on /v/

bing bing wahoo

>BING BING GURAHOOOOOO!
>Weewoo

WAH

>>2978147
now buy as many Shark Jibbtz for those pic related

The quicksand fucking sucks

semi-monthly rratatouille watchalong!

This but with Gura's design

>>2978365
I'm thinking I might paint her hoodie design onto them. I'll be the coolest retard in town.

>speaking of bottom

I'm so sad that I have no money and cant afford her membership so I can't do her watchalongs

She saw the sims stream!

https://youtu.be/CQ5pwLgmBgk relevant to certain discussions

>>2978533
That's unironically pretty cool

>HolohouseEN
>There would be a lot of background profanity from Kiara
I kekd at that comment

>gura daydreaming about having IRL friends

shork..

>>2978717
stop saying it like that

>>2978599
Go sell plasma anon, they'll probably give you at least enough for a year's membership.

Gura mentioning what to eat at night made me instantly think that she'll eat Ina that night

>finally someone to eat gura's cooking

It'll never be you.

> Only uses paper plates and utensils so she doesn't have to do the dishes

Interesting strategy

>>2978731
cant do that in leafland

>Gura doesn't do dishes
Dropped. No longer marriage material.

>>2978827
M-Maybe some day she'll sell us cookies.

>>2978855
More for me!

>>2978829
I do that, the well water here sucks ass and my kitchen sink doesnt flow right and my landlord refuses to fix it. so its easier to just buy like a hundred deal of paper plates

>ame knows

Gura is worried about being weird to the other EN because she'd dress in a meido outfit to clean, among other things

>>2978855
I would do the dishes every day for Gura and I fucking hate doing dishes.

Gura just wants some real life friends...

Gura is inflicting LETHAL damage to my heart by making me imagine the life of living with her that I will never have

>>2979047
I am currently at maximum gosling.

Gura could really just give her baked goods to her chumbuds

you stupid shark you made me cry again

>>2979131
I've never cried while eating cookies before but there's a first time for everything.

imagine the fight over limited time gura signed goods.

>gura cleaning your house in a maid outfit

tickle mention

>stealing panties

>do you like being tickled

>>2978943
I feel like Calli would be the closest to weirded out. Ame would probably want an outfit herself, Ina seems like she'd think it's cute and play along, and Kiara would probably switch her target from Calli to Gura.

>>2979047
>>2979025
>ywn be Gura's supportive roommate who takes care of her by helping keep the place tidy, making her fresh, healthy meals, and basically being a housewife.

>>2978717
>we can sit around and have a girls chat
>quietly
>that'd be nice...
Oh God

so this is the outcome from asking her chat for a show of hands of who's lonely, huh

She sure is talking about a lot of stuff I can't relate to haha

>She mentioned pee

>>2979488
I will be your McDonald's bathroom Gura.

Creeps.

>Bardcore
Yes please.

i thought she said "bartcore" like the simpsons

I would enjoy bard Gura stream

gura's kalimba is tuned much better than mine was

Medieval themed Karaoke would be cool. With have bard Gura, executioner Calli, Queen Kiara, Jester Ame and scribe Ina

I want Gura to sing the Bards song

>>2979688
>>2979794
>>2979844
>>2979877
>in before Gura sings https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRIfsFefatg

>ode to joy

>>2979951

>>2979957
Oh god I forget about all those. They're so great. It would be amazing.

JWU
>that title
Based samegaki

Gurs is extra absent minded today.

>>2980206
>absent
No, it's the t*cks

>Goes the wrong way for the 65th time

>>2980372
I just simulwatch another chuuba and read a novel at the same time

HOLY SHIP!

>>2980399
I watch Gura and revel in the frustration.

>>2980206
I give streamers a fair bit of leniency because streamer blindness is real and I'd probably do something equally stupid if I did it, but this is next level I have to admit.

I don't know anything about Super Metroid and have no idea what's going on 99% of the time. Gura CUTE.

how would gawr gura react to me hitting her with both of my hands

>>2980523
>dude careful with your noodles

>>2980503
I was probably at least as lost as her at some point when I played it way back when and I wasn't nearly as cute doing it.

>>2980503
It's a semi-linear game. You have to find shit that lets you go to new areas that were inaccessible before and then find more shit.

I really want to see her play jump king

>>2980597
Yes, I know how Metroidvanias work. Just never gave a shit about Metroid. Castlevania was better.