/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Does Regis have tits because he needs to calm them the fuck down

>>29608925
I wish all MANScholars a fine sojourn in this temple of discourse known as /MANS/. Let us all partake in enlightening conversations about Tempus so we can grow stronger as individuals and as a general.

first for our parents

No mag today.......

>>29608997
yes

>>29608592
Yes, but that's normal no? The point is people are making clips. Some of them are new channels that spawned just to clip Tempus too, they aren't going to take off right away. They don't know how to game the algorithm yet, or how to shill their videos on Plebbit, etc. Some of these are channels that clip the girls but are also starting to include clips of the boys.

The content creation field is not that easy to game. You can help by sharing these clippers around or start your own clip channel too if you know how to make a successful YouTube channel. Maybe even just compile vids off their clip hashtags.

still drawing your requests from last thread in his hands, next is watamelon

>>29609018
My mom and my dad
:D

>>29608925
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

>>29609075
God that's cute.

>>29609082
Amen.

>>29609082
AMEN

>>29609082
Amen.

I'm spending my day watching Magni's past life VODs. I never, ever expected to become a Holostars schizo but here I am

>>29609123
>>29609125
>>29609200
>Amen
>A men
>A man
>This is mans

>>29609116
Kek, what is this from?

>>29608925
To each and every VERMIN who attempts to taint this holy place known as /MANS/: SILENCE you irredeemable BUFFOONS. You will get no pity from this sacred den of UNDERSTANDING, this hallowed hall of PASSION, this CASTLE OF BASEDNESS. The purifying flames of /MANS/ will erase pointless and futile babbling and they WILL bring JUSTICE. Be CLEANSED in the fire of /MANS/, BEGONE and return from WHENCE THOU CAMEST. So the warden of /MANS/ has spoken. PREPARE YOURSELVES.

>>29609075
mag using one of his extra arms to stir a cauldron saying "Twirly twirl?"

>>29609082
>>29609015
ALL HAIL

>>29609082
Amen.

I wish I could go full "no thoughts head empty" like Axel

>>29609075
This is very cute

bros, all this 1hourposting is starting to make me like Omega

>>29609370
here is my very true rrat, omega started the one hour joke so that people would like him

i miss the bois
i will be crying alongside them while watching sana's graduation

>>29609068
>blue pubes

i miss nowa

guess ill watch the RUST gambling cult while i wait for him

>>29609259
Inuyashiki, i'd recommend it

slow day, I will miss my Oji zatsu and daily mag, see you tomorrow

>>29609015
>>29609082
Bless the GIGAMAG and His pasta.
Bless the copying and pasting of Him.
May His posting cleanse the thread.
May He keep the board for His MANS.

>>29609430
same

>>29609116
it's like scary how well his face fits here. i have no idea how i saw him as purely a gentle fujobait softboy last week, there's an uncanniness to that face that reveals the truth

>>29609116
Why does this fucking fit so well for him…

>>29609018
did this originate from /here/?
asking for a friend

MELTY BLOOD

>>29609715
Yes, made by an anon yesterday.

>>29609454
>Europe finally gets primetime streams
>It's an ojisan talking about 20 year old video games and Fubuki driving herself insane with 2AM Rust gambling

I never really understood /hlgg/‘s concern over getting cucked by the boys. I like all of them because they are good streamers with good banter, but I won’t lie, I get the impression that both Magni and Vesper were probably outcasts in high school and that perhaps Regis was bullied. I feel that they wouldn’t be able to hold a good conversation with any of the girls, perhaps besides Mori cause she was also an outcast. I say that cause they like speaking about their interests with depth whereas the girls, as far as I know, their interests are pretty bland and one-dimensional. But yeah idk, that’s the impression I get.

I'm glad they greenlit starsEN

>>29609425
It's easier to get over as a heel than as a babyface.

>>29609116
leader is too scary...

>>29609775
>vampire ojisan talks about vampire related game
I couldn't believe my ears honestly. I wasn't expecting Vesp to be the Typemoonfag

>>29609813
everyone was worried they'd be like NijiEn but we got a pleasant surprise instead. Anyone who's given them a fair chance now wouldn't believe that shit.

>>29609018
Uuuuuuuuuuuuu I miss papa and mama already

>>29609425
The issue is that the frequency that he gets posted exposes you to his model which is not bad, it's pretty fucking good and if not told it passes for a female model.

>>29609826
me too. it's really pleasantly surprised me

>>29609886
someone should ask him about seafood and see if it triggers PTSD from the awful h-scenes

>>29609886
Nowa Oyaji VTM when?

next is plastic ball

>>29609715
i made it :)

>>29609813
Aside from the fact most of the girls are introverts I think they could find plenty of common interests to talk about. It's not like they're at a school dance, they all fucking nerds in the end.

>>29609082
Amen and fuck you onega

>omega was never a manager at all, but a character meant to play the punching bag for the fanbase
>threads get filled with omega memes at the one hour mark, but actual managers aren't getting hate
brilliant

>>29609075
Can you draw him holding the bros?

>>29608925
Glad that the boys are postponing their streams so they can bid farewell to Sana, also the Maglord can finally have his well earned rest as well

I WANT TO MAG THE MAG AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>29610081

>>29609907
Yeah I agree, I mean take Mumei for example, other than being a college student, liking pop-punk and perhaps writing stories, what is that in comparison to someone like Vesper, I also get the impression that Vesper has an extremely high IQ and would just utterly mind break Mumei from speaking to her about any specific subject requiring intellectual investigation. I can see him perhaps having a conversation with Fauna though.

>>29609986
Kek it's cute

>>29609930
theyre regaining their energy, theyll be back soon

>>29609986
Has Vesper studied Watamelon lore?

From the JP perspective I've noticed a few times they like westerners talking about west type media like comic books and movies and shit.

Do you think that's the majority of them or are they more fascinated by gaijin talking about JP stuff? Cause I have a theory that's why Vesper's popular with 5ch.

>>29610136
too bad it'll likely won't happen due to unicorns, the irony of it being fauna and mumei given their roomates too

>>29609957
>>29609974
It's a shame he probably won't be able to play any of the VNs on stream, it'd be cool if he played Tsuki or FSN

This is going to sound like the purest fucking cope, but does anybody else think that the 1 hour thing might be for the best? Kind of like how releasing a whole season of a show on Netflix or whatever leads to less hype and less discussion overall, do you think that they're trying it out for our boys to see if it makes for better engagement overall?

Vesper doing a Katawa Shoujo stream

>>29610210
Noir's laughter was all it took for 5ch to fall in love with him.

>>29610249
Is Fauna's roomate a manhater?

>>29610283
>Nowa playing the Tsukihime remake
my knees would be gone

>>29610210
Westaboos exist, even in female form. I think they see Uncle Vesper as some kind of zoo animal that they gawk at for awhile before they get bored.

>>29610310
I hate not being able to watch more Nowa but if this wasn't in place I wouldn't have watched all of them. That being said if it's the full month that's just silly

>>29609813
Honestly I wouldn't be against our bros finding love inside the company. The 4 of them are outstanding lads and any girl would be lucly to have them. I know I'm in the minority but it's my honest opinion.

>>29610057
Omega is a specific manager though, some holoEN members have talked about them directly
Kiara in particular had said nobody heard from him for a while and she thought he was "omegone", but in hindsight he was working on the Stars

>>29610310
I think management is trying to ease them into streaming for a large audience so they don't stress out/burn out from the numbers.

>>29610378
No. Though, I’ve seen some speculation on things. One is that she has an actual BF, another is that in her previous streaming career she made up the idea that she had a roommate to curve her audience away from the GFE. Which, I frankly wouldn’t be surprised about. She never does GFE.

>>29610310
Not cope, that's strategy, it also helps the boys not get burnt out too.

>>29610310
I actually agree and may I be fucked by Omega's shriveled cock for saying it. I've never been able to keep up with any one chuuba's multi hour streams cause I barely have enough time in my day but I can handle it in hour long chunks. It also keeps my dopamine addicted brain from getting bored.

>>29610447
i'm against it, not for unicorn purposes but because dating coworkers never results in something good
not a can of worms anyone should open

Damn Magni's fans really be having two names. One as the collective and one for the original.

>>29610447
Dumb idea. Coworkers dating is cringe and it always ends in absolute catastrophe.

>>29610310
I think 1 hour for the first week was good but it needs to increase 1 hour per week so they gradually go into longer streams

>>29610494
Okay so that means she can do collabs with the boys since she's not GFE, the closest she gets to GFE is her ASMR streams.

>>29610310
I don't know if it's the fact I'm getting used to this because the 1 hour thing isn't too bad to me anymore. It's nice if the boys could stream longer but the shortness makes it easier to keep up with and the VODs aren't intimidating to rewatch.

>>29610480
If you start out of the gate doing 5 hour streams and never seeing your numbers go up I'm sure it'd kill your enthusiasm

>>29610310
I've been enjoying the drip feed of content honestly.

>>29610447
not a unicorn but even I wouldn't shit where I eat

>>29610208
Vesper has so much knowledge and knows more or less about any reference being made, any games/anime/books. How the fuck does he know so much? Most people stick to a few games and and some animes or books but my man seems to know every single game in existence, you say it he seems to have played it.

>>29610378
>>29610494
>roomate

I meant BF.

>>29609068
I think it's female titties every time I scroll past this picture

>>29610696
he aint close minded and worried about what other people judge him for so he has a variety of life experiences from D&D to Love live, if he finds something fun he just enjoys it. It's a based mindset that I didn't unlock until I hit my late 20s and stopped giving a shit about what others thought about me

I will not post in /MEN/. I will not share a thread with the likes of nijiscum that raid us. This thread is the superior one.

>>29610447
I mean it's against their policy to date eachother, makes it complicated, I'd rather them not get tangled up with policy issues.

Don't be worried about the boys, I'm sure they have a special someone in their lives
So do the girls.

>>29610447
On the one hand I don't care and I'd be happy for them and it'd be cute, on the other hand dating coworkers/competition is only going to result in drama and the need for tardwrangling. Imagine /vt/ if Regis and Ina dated for instance. It'd also cut their fanbases in half.

>>29610447
Never mix business with pleasure

>>29610770
No anon I'm not talking about open or closed mindedness at this point, a person only has so much time to explore hobbies and he seems to have so much knowledge that it seems impossible for one person to have done so much in there life.

>>29610634
Yes.

>>29610447
Kill yourself

>>29609986
cute

what do (You) guys think would make a kino coop game for them to stream?
I always thought there's potential in Space Engineers

>>29609986
かわいいいいいいいいいいい

>>29610447
Agree I think that Magni should find love with Rio

>>29610447
Horrible idea.

>>29610844
Why does /MEN/ even exist? Are these threads not fast enough already?

>>29610634
Is it even possible to do ASMR and not have it be somewhat GFE? Even if you don't go full Okayu-style, just the concept of it is inherently somewhat intimate.

>>29610882
Maybe he was a NEET for a bit? but he sounds like he was working for a while

>>29610447
>dating your coworker
that sounds horrible especially considering how autistic most of the Hologirls are, if the boys are supposed to date it shouldn't be any of the Holos, they should get normal women

>>29610982
trying to proof of concept unity
we are not at that scale yet, unityfags are still a minority

>>29610942
The complete dreamer in me wants them to play MTG Commander, but that's pretty unlikely

>>29610447
Even in the unlikely chance 2 of them hook up, it'd be much later after they leave hololive and we'd never find out so there's no point thinking about it

>>29610986
Granted I've never watched hers but most asmr shit is well, just that, noises and stuff, and most of the vocal stuff I would assume could just be friend shit like "hope you had a good day" etc

>>29610882

Being introverted gives you more time to consume media, it's not impossible at all.
Vesper mentioned that if he's into something, he'll concentrate on that thing and try to finish the thing as fast as possible. How the hell did he finish Kotor in a day, that's impossible.

>>29610942
RoR2
Divinity Original Sin 2
Baldur's Gate 3 (once it actually releases)
Any of the Borderlands games, except 3

>>29610447
fuck off that's asking for inside drama, people already go insane over made up shipps imagine the real stuff

Magni has GF? I think I saw his GF in one of his PL VODs

>>29610982
>>29611034
Nijibeggars trying to scrape off some popularity since tempest is mogging iluna. Ignore that thread.

>>29611126
Yes, me.

SAPLINGS AND VESPIES JUST LINKED UP! NEED IT OR KEEP IT?

>>29609018
THE otp of otp's.

>>29610310
I've been on this train from day one, not just Tempus day one, the average Hololive stream is far shorter than your average twitch full time streamer, and that to me has always been a positive. 1 to 2 hour daily streams with big event stuff being worked on behind the scenes, like concerts and whatnot, has always been WAY better than just spending an entire workday watching some zoomer playing videogames and saying twitch emotes out loud.
That said, I don't want management to force them to do it, so I'm still in favor of the restrictions being lifted after the first month, but it does mean that me having watched literally every single stream so far will end, and I'll focus more on Nowa.

>>29611126
Yeah, me. Rio

>>29611130
>there's already shota art of Maglord
He's inclining fast, lads!

>>29610310
I definitely wouldn't have been able to tune in to every stream without this limit, so this has definitely helped me learn aboout every member. 1 month is stupid, however.

>>29611130
T o T

Vesper wasn't joking when he said he and Axel are opposites
>Axel
>Doesn't dwell in the past
>Doesn't care what people think
>Doesn't think when talking
>Literally would not change anything in his past

>Vesper
>Thinks about the past
>Gets scared when he can't understand what the other person is thinking so over analyzes their thought pattern to get comfortable
>Overthinks when talking, has to manually control his legs to walk sometimes when he thinks too much
>Would change a lot of things in his past, said there are at least 20 things he would change, mentions going through rough patches in his life that he would change

>>29611034
Unity is not combining threads and muddying up the discussion you dipshit, it's about discussing who you like in your designated thread without shitting on others. Dunno what you dumb twittertroons are trying to pull off.

>>29611193
it just suits his character really well.
>I'm the Great Magni Dezmond
>listen up maggots
>AWOOOO
>voice cracks, fucks him up for the rest of the weak
>gets scared at anything
>sucks at the game
too much kusogaki energy

>>29609259
guy who made this edit but not guy who suggested making it here, the anime is inuyashiki: last hero as >>29609466 said. be warned that it does feature some fucky 3d cg sometimes but you learn to kinda look past it given why it's there.

weird premise but worth binging and hits just right at times. tell us your feelings about it when you get around to watching it.

>>29611126
Yeah, me.

>>29611242
vesper is just like me frfr
axel is who i want to be

>>29611242

>>29611034
Unite my cock in your ass faggot

>>29611253
Putting them in the same thread would be okay if they had similar types of content appealing to similar audiences, but they don't so the entire conversation is dumb.

>>29611242
I tend to be more like Nowa, but I absolutely stand by Axel on "wouldn't change anything". You're not just your best decisions, all of the fuckups lead you to where you are. As Nowa himself said, if Axel aced those exams, he wouldn't be living the dream. The Nowa who couldn't contain his excitement about being in Holostars at debut wouldn't exist without all of the Nowas he regrets.

>>29611242
Part of me wants to believed they created the characters around the streamers. Like they came up with Axel and Vesper after hiring and analyzing them.

>>29611084
Baulder's gate 3 would the closest they get to an actual DnD 5e campaign

>>29611173
Squeeb it

>>29611371
t. closeted

i think Fesper and Fauna can be an item but no sex is allowed or kissing. purely chaste relationship because they are loyal to their fans.
unless its fauna pegging him

>>29611453
What is the Nowa equivalent to Squeeb?

>>29610845
NTA but to me it's one of those things where like. isn't it a little weird that shipbaiting is so normalized when it's two girls but to even playfully suggest a guy and a girl chuuba would be cute together non-specifically and it's a defcon 1 alert?

>>29611173
>>29610194
>>29609018
To me they're like two BFs who meet for tea and bond over shampoo products

>>29609082
Based. Amen.

I don't care if they collab with the girls or niji, but I kinda hope they don't. If only because neither niji nor the girls deserve them.

>>29611173
Yeah it seems like our consensus is that Fauna is our mom and Vesper is our dad

konnichiwa

>>29611453
UUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>29611173
Doesn't Fauna also seem to have extensive knowledge on internet culture, mostly otaku culture though and she has to hide her power level because no one understands her references most of the times in her collabs?

>>29610942
Some l4d style game, but not actually left4dead because its so over played at this point. Vermintide 1 and 2 and the new 40k one that's coming out.

I think this is the first time I've felt sad about a chuuba not streaming, I miss Nowa oji so much...
Granted this will never happen again when the 1 hour restriction is gone, when they stream long hours it'll be impossible to catch up as with any other vtuber.

>>29611595
Hello, welcome to the party

>>29611327
The NPC Himbo and the Neurotic Boomer is a good combination.

>>29610447

>>29611242
i liked how well they bounce off each other despite being polar opposites, it's good that the boys can get along so well without needing to have too much in common

>>29611518
Mental illness in the weeb community allows yuribaiting to pass, but wanting relationships to be avoided is entirely justified.

>>29611518
Yeah Unicorns are crazy, I'd want streams where a boy and girl have fun together in hololive but yeah the unicorns go crazy and I dont think cover likes it, hence all the rules applied.

Though Astel and Matsuri got close though, it felt like they got to the pojnt of almost flirty with eachother.

>>29610982
>>29611129
>>29611034
Even as a unityfag I think it's stupid to make a thread for all male English vtubers. First of all, /nenmen/ and /mans/ already cover all the vtubers listed in /men/, and are both active generals with no need of fusing. Secondly, the fanbases for NijiEn males is very different from HolostarEn males, so if they were forced together it would just create even more conflict.

>>29611518
Lesbian relationships are not real and don't count, in the mind of the average retard having an oshi with a gf is basically getting 2x1

>>29611327
>Nowa trying to explain how unnatural and what a unique talent Axel has to be able to do all that with 0 think
>Axel literally unable to process it says nice
I actually don't think Vesper and the boys are joking when they said they have to trick Axel into reading a book. My boy probably can't process words internally in his brain.

here he is holding his beloved plastic ball in its prime

>>29611888
its a joke thread anon, they're basically just caging in two feral cats and seeing how the interact kek

Uncle Nowa my beloved

>>29611830
yeah i wouldn't want anything close to a "relationship" between coworkers either i just think it's super lame to give the heckin reddit girl-girl ships a pass like they're somehow different

>>29611906
yeah pretty much

>>29611943
CUTE UNCLE NOWA IS SO CUTE THANK YOU

>>29611242
I AM NOW RUNNING MANUALLY got a good laugh out of me

>>29611830
I fucking hate Unicorns so much.

>>29611943
You're arts are amazeballs, vestie.

>Vespa mentions he likes Melty Blood during his stream with Axel
>Mentions he outed himself
My rrat is he's a 4chan oldfag of the highest level
Based

yaesz

>>29611904
>>29611327
There's another based streamer that has this same issue. MahDryBread has a condition that makes it impossible for him to picture things in his head and it sounds exactly like how Axel thinks.

Sorry to shill for him but he's pretty cool.

>>29611883
Wasn't Astel nervous as fuck when he first met matsuri? wtf happened?

>>29611518
Shipfagging is different in Holo in general, even the StarsJP fanbase isn't big into shipping the guys with the girls. Most of them pretty much reinforce people not to ship them with the Hologirls in general, they don't even shipped the boys with each other most of them time. Holostars is a completely different beast since they do kinda still fall into the idol image but aren't that pressured since the boys don't encourage farming unicorns.

>holo girls talk
>unicorn dilemma
>female x male collab begging
I guess this is how the threads will be in days of no stream

>>29612164
That is a fucking hideous hairstyle

>>29612164
i'm sure the guy is fine and all but it would be easier to be sure of that if their avatar didn't look like that

>>29611518
Shipping real people is always weird as fuck. It ruined pekomiko. The reason there's more leeway with yuribaiting is because the chuubas either lean into it themselves or are clearly just playing it up and aren't actually gay to begin with.
It also makes you a cuck to hope for a random couple to be together so you can watch and cheer them on, and nobody likes cucks. With a gay couple + (You), it can still be seen as a threesome fantasy, or just "I never had a chance anyway, they're not even into men"

>>29612129
>vesper is the bathrooms people used to play melty in
hori shiet

>>29612196
It's been like this in /MANS/ since the day it was made.

>>29612209
you had me in the first half but you're definitely totally lost

>>29612113
Its not about unicorns. I'm fine with cross gender collabs or talents being in relationships or whatever, but relationships are a source of drama. Nobody should ever date a coworker, and it goes triple for this line of work in which everyone is mentally ill and the public is observing and judging you at all times. If they (publicly) dated a vtuber from outside the company it wouldn't be as bad but still a potential source of drama and best avoided. Of course it would be fine if it was private.

>>29612196
faggots who discuss those shitty topics won't watch streams anyway

>>29612196
You can go post your hatred of Mori in other threads, anon. No one's gonna get baited here.

>>29611943
nowa version when

The stream honestly made me like Axel even more because of honest he genuinely is. He may not have a proper handle on his content yet but I like his personality enough to keep watching his streams.

>>29612363
>p-people who discuss things i don't like don't watch streams!!
retard

>>29612196
Don't blame the general, blame the board.
Considering how fucked up the board is, the general still looks fairly good

Let's just stop talking about outside collabs. The boys said they would rather focus on collabing with each other than worry about collabing with people outside of Tempus.

>>29611518
Vtubers are a mix of a character and a real person and shipping real people is extremely weird and uncomfortable
The one notable exception that's been allowed to grow unchecked by the talents themselves is Noel+Flare and you can't really call it a ship when they're actually buying each other platinum engagement rings

Shiny watame rushing by to remind you to hide shitposts!

Tempus dick size ranking?

>>29612469
Based

>>29612197
>>29612204
Yeah you're right, here's a less divisive picture of him

>>29612276
cuck

>>29612441
Both Axel and Vesper are extremely geniune people when streaming. Axel due to his inability to lie and Vesper due to his nature of not wanting to lie.

>>29611518
but I ship Baexel and Magura is my crackship

>>29612489
thank you once again shiny watame

>>29612481
Shipping real people is for mentally underage people like bts fans

>>29612530
Their the best combo currently to me

>>29612505
night and day difference wow.

>>29612520
is it really any less cuck cope to fantasize about apparent lesbians wanting to fuck (you) (male)? i'd almost say it's even more sad.

>>29612530
Vesper seems also try to audibly stop himself whenever hes about to talk something that might potentially break rules, its so obvious that he gets carried away.

>>29612196
>collab begging
i fucking despise this because it inevitably leaks into chats and i would hate to be a streamer that constantly reads "okay but when are you gonna have THIS PERSON onstream??"
like if you want to see them so bad, watch their stream, this isnt the "friend of X" stream, this is MY stream
same for whatever the fuck mori and ollie are doing, it puts a lot of social pressure and onus on the boys, who are already under heavy scrutiny as it is. i cant imagine they would want to be thrust onto the eggshells of having to deal with randos expectations of behavior etc

>>29610412
Is that how you think that we see the jp girls? You seem semi spiteful

>>29612481
I wouldn't call Noefla an exception at all. Almost everything we hear about them now comes from off stream talk, and usually from other talents when they meet the two. They toned down their on stream teetee drastically, because even they got bothered by the schizos writing fanfiction about how real people should feel and behave. It's weird as fuck.
Fanart I don't find weird at all, the character designs are really appealing and attractive, so draw whoever you want together, but forcing things to happen on stream and demanding specific behavior from real people is so fucking retarded.
I also just don't get the appeal, streamers who bring their plus ones on stream all the time are so much less entertaining, the stream quality goes to shit once it becomes "a couple channel". You don't have to be a unicorn to not want that shit. They can fuck whoever they want off stream, but keep it professional during work hours.

>>29611518
I oppose all shipping. Sometimes fans forget that idols are people too and try to force such relationships on them. I always thought of such people as control freaks.

>>29612197
Drew that dude in the middle of getting a buzz cut, very odd choice.

>>29612663
Cope, sad, fantasy, sure. Cuck, not really. Don't know why that discussion is even happening, but yeah, words have meaning.

>>29612481
i thought it was noel buying the elf everything because she was absurdly rich, i've only ever heard very vague things about it though

>>29611518
It's literally the same fucking thing with stars and their male coworkers, gay relationships don't bother people because there is no competition

>>29612736
what are mori and ollie doing besides existing in their chats and ollie's apex addict bit

>>29612736
Collab beggars deserve the rope if their trying to push it on the chuuba. It's especially dumb when people are collab begging the Tempus boys since they've only been streaming for a week and they need time to establish themselves more and built up their audience better. It feels shitty when freaks in the chat try to ask about collabs with the girls or nijikeks like they only want to watch the boys just for collabs instead of supporting their solo or in house collabs.

>>29611518
Weebs do not take same sex relationships/baiting as seriously. One "romantic" interaction between 2 girls vs the same interaction between a guy and a girl would be viewed completely differently.

>>29612819
Based.
Shipping real people and acting like their dating irl because of headcanon and fanservice is creepy.

>>29612736
Eh I think you're projecting on Ollie and Mori. They've just been positive about the boys and talked a bit in chat, what's the issue with that? I do despise the people that immediately start to collab beg when they see them, however.

>>29612975
Are bis, male gays and lesbians upset by that?

>>29612464
This general is excellent compared to the usual drivel.

>>29613149
That's not based, this is common sense.

>>29612113
Why the fuck do you want it so much, it's so forced that its obviously about something else to you

>>29613213
Wait for the numbers to drop, people go crazy that these boys gwt an average of 7k people watching per stream

>>29613194
Idk are they? Majority of people are straight barring homoplague making children think they are gay or Trans and grooming them.

>>29613190
People on this board hate mori and stars fans hate ollie.
I don't think logic matters much - doubt the boys want to collab with any of the EN - ID seems more likely

>>29613290
can we not do this here

i hope they do another stream with all 4 of them hanging out, it's so good and fun hearing them roast and encourage each other

>>29613353
Alright, point being, I'm not sure how gay people see it

>>29613394
I can't believe I'm genuinely hoping for more apex streams because it lets me see more of them interacting together.

>>29613394
>roast eachother
You mean the 3 collectively shit on Axel lol

>>29613469
Even though I feel bad for axel, he is genuinely lacking consciousness so there is probably nothing being hurt.

>>29613394
Did the weekly get rescheduled to another time in the week since the graduation or are they skipping it entirely for one week? It might be a game though

>>29613468
These panels perfect encapsulate what the boys really are.

>>29613526
I believe full group collabs will be on Mondays. At least that's what I think I heard Noir said in one of his chatting streams.

>>29613513
>ayo wtf
>genuinely asking what the fuck because he's not going to process the comment further

>>29613468
kek why is this so perfect?

>>29613513
dog's brain is too smooth so insults just slide right off so there's no need to worry

>>29613628
Every monday will be a group collab and each week will be hosted by a different guild member each time.

>>29609986
Thanks anon, very cute

I just watched axel and vespie vods, i have to say i love that stupid dog, hes absolutely precious. I really hope he will find his footing while streaming solo soon, its literally the only thing debuffing him.

>>29613643
I heard the
>ayo wtf
In axel's voice, missing them alr.

>>29613190
I tend to dislike checkmark interjection of any kind because they're not stupid and they know that their presence will immediately shift chat to be about them instead of the stream. So if they're going to interject, it better be beneficial to the stream or have something interesting to say to the streamer, rather than a simple "yes, I am here, and I support the boys!". This is making it about themselves, instead of about the streamer.
It's also why I cringe a bit at the "holoEN gives a stern talk to their chat about them collabing with the boys" moments, despite not being their fan. My reaction is "who invited you?", the boys are not just accessories for them to make statements about idol culture or whatever the fuck it is that they're doing. Wait until you actually have some chemistry and a collab seems natural instead of claiming it day one like some kind of retard.
L4D2 Versus Mode Uproar vs Tempus is a fantastic stream idea, you don't have to watch everyone involved to see the potential for a good time. *insert holoEN* X *insertTempus* is just retarded pointless collabbegging from people who will likely not even watch the stream, so they don't care about the actual content.

>>29613838
I'm sure he'll get the hang of it soon, guy's a super hard worker after all.

>>29610129
Stupid sexy smug brat

>>29613326
>stars fans hate ollie
qrd?

unf

>>29613988
rape

>>29613988
oh no…

>>29613902
I can see your point. I still think it's a nice thing that they're publicly showing their support, what with all the people just ignoring their existence.
Our great leader already stated that he wants to focus on internal collabs anyways, so we're safe on that front for the moment.

>>29614026
hayai

>>29612185
Roberu x Mea pretty good ship though

>>29613902
>*insert holoEN* X *insertTempus* is just retarded pointless collabbegging from people who will likely not even watch the stream, so they don't care about the actual content.
i imagine a lot of the people who want certain collab streams to happen probably want them to happen so they can watch them, anon. what kind of meme even is this?

>>29612610
SSEEEEX

This is the most peaceful thread I've seen so far. What happened? Did Tempus manage to calm some of the schizos down? Are they that good?

Are all the people here holosisters?

>>29613902
i actually don't mind them showing up sometimes in streams but chat can get out of hand pretty fast, collab begging will always be cancer but as long as it doesn't affect the boys themselves and their quick to handle it by just saying "we'll be focusing more on collabing with each other for now" and not encourage beggars then i'm ok with the girls showing up in chats

EEK!

>>29614086
One idea they tossed around was a holopro chess tournament, with Ollie organizing, that sounds cool as hell. This is the kind of cross branch collab I support: good stream ideas. The fact that the branches are together itself means nothing to me.
Public support is cool, I agree, but I tend to prefer when it feels like they're actually interested in the content, instead of making a statement. Like Fubuki dropping in Nowa's stream just to tell him to put glasses, but then later when he talked about Oyasumi Punpun, she expressed interest in reading it on twitter. She was actually paying attention in silence, instead of quickly making it about herself and then fucking off. She also retweets fanart and stuff like that of the boys. This exposes them and their "fan lore" to her audience. This is actual support. Showing up in front of the audience the boys already have to say you support them is just virtue signaling.

>Cover hired a man who lives under multiple layers of irony and has trouble being genuine with others
>Cover also hired another man who has zero clue what irony is and only knows how to be genuine because he's too stupid
>they're both in the same group

>>29614184
How new are you to Holostars? It's been a running joke for a long time that reddit posts about them gets more likes than the streams by a lot. Everyone likes to say they care, but the people who actually show up usually don't collab beg at all. Quite the opposite.

>>29614386
Perfectly balanced as all things should be, anon.

>>29612176
If you mean when they first played Apex I'm sure some nerves were real but Astel was definitely mostly doing a bit.

Would a shota Vesper have long hair?

/stars/bro. In honor of the graduation happening today, the post is about the graduated members of Holostars; Kira, Suzaku, and Kaoru. A few short clips to get a feel for what they were like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIbegOOg5Dw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzHV_km8soA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEQInzRHxwM
The song is Rikka's Archive, which is dedicated to these three members, so that they'll always be remembered.
https://youtu.be/biNtMOSIFH4
That's it for today. Gonna try to keep things chill from now on, found myself slipping into some bad habits. Just gonna focus on giving people the info about StarsJP, no responses or posts for anything other than that purpose.

>>29614212
My theory is that it's a combination of this thread evolving from the meme focused /mag/ thread and more importantly the fact that Tempus ended up exceeding everyone's expectations.

>>29614555
(forgot image)

>>29613988
I won't uoh... I won't uoh... God give me strength I will NOT uoh...

>>29612185
>they don't even shipped the boys with each other most of them time

Oh yes they do. They're just Area 51 classified tier good at hiding it.

>>29614212
I watch mostly holoJP. Our threads are not that bad, just kind of slow due to the language barrier. /mag/, /magnoir/ and /mans/ are definitely the most fun I've had on this board, but yeah, I've never been one to spend time randomly reading catalog bait.

>>29614386
>Cover hired a man who sounds feminine but is actually a sadistic psycho
>Cover also hired another man who looks like a based memelord but is actually incredibly bulliable
>they're both in the same group

>>29614534
he'd have shoulder blade-length hair with the end tied with a hairband
here's my shit drawing to illustrate

>>29614562
>>29614212
it’s usually like this at this time + no one is streaming today + there was a containment /MAN/ thread so it’s pretty nice right now

>>29614100
Ok, yeah. That ones pretty good but it's because Mea is insane and Roberu balances her perfectly. It also helps that she's an indie so son doesn't have to worry about corpo stuff with her.

so basically:
>Regis
Admitted that he doesn't want to collab (probably until forced) with girls, because he'd be uncomfortable and want to stick to boys
>Nowa
Would overthink and overworry what unicorns are going to think, so he'd prefer to stay away from collabs with girls
>Axel
Doesn't give a shit. Just want to be better at music, entertainment and hang out with his pals
>Dez
He is more likely to burn his soul out of overworking to achieve his goals on his own with friends than to even give antis argument that he is trying to leech off

>>29614212
Aren't we always peaceful?

>>29614755
It all balances out, anon. All according to plan.

>>29615000
bae and ollie will be the first ones with their foot in the door and the rest will follow hard. we need to protect /arelads/ at all costs.

>>29615000
I'm legitimately worried about the maglord, he's sleeping way too little.

>>29613950
We don’t, tourists and raiders

>>29615224
>we

>>29615174
Outside collabs will happen, but it's not going to happen as often as you think. Don't worry about it and just enjoy the streams.

>>29615000
In the Apex collab, Maglord more or less said that he just wanted to hang out almost entirely with the boys if he could. I assume it's going to be a case where the other girls will reach out to them and not them reaching out.

>>29610310
You don't see the effect in full because they stream daily and aren't really busy with a lot bts of projects but imagine if they didn't streamed daily and you still had only 1 hour of them every 3 days.

>>29615187
he's always burning the magnight oil

>>29609068
Boy, if I was a woman that'd probably be kind of sexy.

>>29615000
The boys need to calm down but I guess what Vesp said is really getting to them (except for maybe Axel), that they weren't expecting to hit 100k so soon and now they feel like they haven't earned it and they should work harder to prove it to everyone, even though people are just happy for them and want to support them.

>>29615174
The boys know how to take care of themselves. Have some faith.

>>29615174
I wouldn't mind Iofi and Risu.
And I wanna hear Axel call Bae a cunt to her virtual face.

>>29613950
nah that's not much of a thing
starsfags have 2 general opinions about Ollie, either that she's trying way too hard to saviorfag the stars and is a massive collab beggar given a position in holo or that she's just kind of a little annoying and clingy but her heart's in the right place
I fall into the latter
t. starsfag

>>29615414
Hololive AUS stream with the limiters off, just Axel and Bae calling each other right cunts for hours

>>29615272
>>29615400
i know it'll be fine but cross-thread warfare makes my dick hard, it's always a good time for forum wars. war is good.

>>29615414
>cunt
Yeah, best if he don't considering how bad of a word it is in America.

>>29615414
>Axel call Bae a cunt
WTF I WANT MALE-FEMALE COLLABS NOW

>>29615461
Male anons be like

>>29612209
>not supporting successful couples while being in one of your own
This is how humans succeed together. Normies do this and it is an advantage to social structures. Get a girlfriend and other people having one will stop feeling like cuck shit to you. Unless you are a unicorn gachi, in which case you were already going to lose since you've given up on trying, making you the ultimate cuck in the end.

>>29612176
Their one-on-one collab was a year and a half after their first panicked meeting, and he'd collabed with a bunch of women in the intervening time and grown his channel. (It always seemed to me like Astel's "anxiety around women" was specifically about collabing with one of the Hololive girls and having a big enough yab fall out of his mouth that it would jeopardize not just his own channel but Stars as a concept (which was probably a real concern early on desu). His stories about high school make him out to be a chad so it never seemed to be about being scared of women.)

>>29615334
or just plain old gay, like finding out you were gay when you were on your second date with your GF gay haha

only specific collab pairing I want but would take a while due to reps is Uncle Nowa and Fubuking
Finally, the sequel to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSVFZGj0k_M

>>29615449
More or less the same. God bless the kid but I can't stand watching her.

>>29613950
Not everyone hates her because >we aren't a hivemind but I do wish she would fuck off for a good long time.
t. another starsfag

>>29610942
Some kind of co-op heist game. Like one with some strategy involved as well as some action. Something like that would let all of them shine I think.

>>29615542
Instead of a song about pasta, it can be about TTRPG.

>>29612209
Peko and miko hate each other irl they still ship themselves with other people. Ship fags are terrible but don’t spread lies

>>29615542
>fox will harass Nowa because she's a meganefag
Sounds terrifying. I wanna see.

>>29615461
Imagine Axel saing some stupid shit to girls without thinking like trying to pick them up or insult them. I'd just be laughing my ass off at posts/min on this board

>>29615400
>The boys know how to take care of themselves.
Anon I'm worried about the boys burning themselves out especially Magni. All of them also seems to beat themselves up a lot.

>>29615652
Dog is surprisingly pure but incredibly blunt. It'd be pretty funny all things considered

people talking too much about which hololive girl collabs they want
fuck that
post which holostars EN x JP collabs you want

does my crackshipping of nowa and fauna really make people this angry? im not actually pushing for it to happen, i just want to draw my oshis together. i think they'd have great chemistry, they share a lot of interests. cant we all just get along

>>29615449
Stop speaking for the rest of us, faggot. She literally did nothing wrong outside of /vt/ schizo delusions being spammed in the catalog

>>29615746
fuck

>>29615694
Mental illness comes with the territory, that's pretty much inevitable.

>>29610942
Mechwarrior. 4 people is perfect for a lance.

>>29615751
Shien and Axel for maximum dog autism
Temma and Regis for dark knight and demon king chemistry

>>29615755
I don't think anyone really cares since Nowa is pretty shy and Fauna is....Fauna.

>>29615751
The obvious one is Rio x Magni. Rio in general seems really excited about the EN boys and will probably be the first to invite someone to a collab.
Aside from that, I'd like to see Roberu collab with some of the boys simply because he's an amazing talker.

>>29615755
It's just retards. I like them both for what it's worth.

>>29615751
Aruran teaches Uncle Nowa JP net slang
Gammag drawing shitpost collab
Reggiestel APEX
Axel in Bar Robel
And of course 歌ってみた collabs with anyone who feels like it. Axel and Rikka being the pairing I'm most interested in.

No Tempus streams today...

...bros I'm ngmi

>>29611242
The greatest thing is what brings them together is a desire to understand as well as Axel's dad bridging the gap between a little so Axel's not a total zoomer.

/vt/ is playing in the cup right now, check it out on implyingrigged

>>29615755
I love the drawings, please continue.
t. collab begging hater

>>29615755
Seems interesting. He's an old soul and she's a loli inside so it'll be an interesting dynamic. But then again, I like Magura. If I had to pair Vesp with an EN, I'm more inclined to stick him with either Ame or someone energetic.

>>29615755
I think people are more going to make fun of you for having parental issues

>>29615516
Did that happen to you? Do you want to talk about it?

>>29615471
>considering how bad of a word it is in America.
it's only slightly more offensive than fuck

>>29615993
Improve yourself anon, it's what Axel would want you to do.

>>29609626
potential loreshit backstory:
>altare is the herofag so he got shit loads of female attention throughout his life but it gives him firsthand experience early on of how shallow awful females are. He knows more than anyone that women are disgusting creatures capable of neither love nor honesty and so only leads them on for amusement before tossing them aside like TRASH with the coldest of shoulders. He would flay alive any cunt that would try to manipulate/sway the other tempus lads, especially innocent and pure uncle nowa.
Tempus is a goldmine for lorebuilding fucking hell

>>29615755
Shipping in general, even if it's just harmless fan content, is something that just really doesn't sit well with a lot of people. Especially if the people in question are actually real and not characters in a TV show or Anime. I also really dislike any and all shipping but I don't sperg out about it

>>29615461
>i know it'll be fine but cross-thread warfare makes my dick hard, it's always a good time for forum wars. war is good.
get help

>>29614555
Amazing post, do not let faggots and schizos ruin your vibe.

>>29615770
would be funny if she was hiding a dick there, haha

>>29616114
Any word insulting a woman in America will get you canceled these days.

>>29616151
stop taking things seriously you bitch

>>29614362
Friend love.

>>29616144
he reminds me of the protag in Redo of Healer.

>>29615755
i don't think anyone cares about it
plus this place is mostly /uuuu/ apparently

>>29615755
Heteroships are not popular under the holopro umbrella. You can keep shipping them, but there are a lot of schizos who object to that.

>>29616114
nah the sjws get fired up about "cunt". call it demeaning to women and all that, they don't get that way for fuck.

>>29615755
I don't really care as long as people don't mention them in each others streams. Unless they do first.

>>29610696
He's been a nerd for decades, of course he knows a lot

>>29615755
please do more, it's very cute

>>29616199
He'd be insulting a woman in Australia

actually it looks like no one cares about the nowa x fauna stuff, so what are we actually complaining about?

>>29616290
Yeah, Bae probably won't give a shit. But the twitter troons will be all over it when they find out.

Is Ollie really this good at chess? I remember her rating being about 600 at chess.com. 900 is average.
When I started playing it I got 800 and now, after a year I'm 1200. I'm not incredibly intelligent, nor I'm tryharding it or studying opening theories.
Has she grew any better?

>>29616228
it’s like 50% /uuuu/ according to the polls which is pretty surprising

>>29616342
there's a few schizos freaking out over any mention of the girls at all but even then i don't think I've seen anyone complain about the stuff with fauna

>>29612164
>>29612505
Holy fuck, I think this guy used to manage my local comic/game store.

>>29616418
probably not
from what I can gather it's like her obsession with Apex, she's overly autistic about it without actually being good at it

>>29610942
I wanna see them try Sven coop

>thought Magni put up the stream frame for today at 8 PM
>it's tomorrow

>>29615751
>>29615946
>Tempus boys visiting son's bar
Would be peak kino since Roberu has pretty impressive english and Axel can always TL if necessary

>>29610942
DRG

>>29615516
Why are you gay

>>29616144
Your post has so much projection in it, you could set up a projector shop.

>>29616531
>Roberu
>Impressive english
This is the man who thought "naked" meant "sugoi"

>>29610942
Vermintide
>Magni as Victor
>Vesper as Markus
>Axel as Bardin
>Regis as Kerillian

>>29616396
We really just need to assault and lynch people like that again, maybe that would make them shut their cunt holes. They need to be taught what real suffering is like. I'm so tired of them bitching about anything that even hints at being rude or having anything negative to say about women or minorities or LGBTETC.

>>29610942
Payday 2 has high kino potential.

>>29616418
she’s like 900, no

>>29616342
Because it's a slippery slope. This specific instance of shippig is harmless and cute, but others might see it as a sign that any and all shipping is totally OK and accepted. And >we do not want that. Not in Hololive.

>>29616613
Exactly. He's got enough to comprehend the words and he can kinda speak sentences but his mix ups are glorious.

>>29610942
these dudes operating as a squad of 4 would be hilarious

>>29616608
and? it's fucking great lorebuilding seriously amazing would be good if we get this to be a thing among drawfags, maybe you should stop worshipping pussy or just off yourself if you're an ACTUAL f*moid?

I wonder how many of the maggening tourists came from other sites because of the meme but stayed because they don't have to pretend to be woke, kek
Seen this happen so many times over the years.

>>29610447
No man should have to settle for one of the autistic social rejects in Hololive.

>>29615352
I get that sentiment, especially since holostars jp never really found much exposure outside of a few meme moments. It's kinda like how Gura was the first holo to hit a million subs in her first couple months. I really do understand that feeling that you think you didn't earn that support compared to the amount of work those before you put in to make it even possible in the first place. And yeah, there definitely is that feeling of "we have to prove our worth." But, Vesper has sorta the right mindset I feel; it's important to take care of the body first above anything else and get proper sleep, and it's good he has that mindset of "I must sleep at least 7 hours" which I hope he is able to convince the others to adopt as well

>>29616695
Yes better to nip it in the bud, also the fauna vesper thing is more related to how they are seen to us and not how we see them in a relationship. Since they are like a mom and dad

>>29610447
you have no fucking idea how fucking hounded vesper will be in due time not just by whores inside the company but OUTSIDE of it. it will be god damn insane. buy $VESP or stay poor forever holy shit

>>29616422
really the average /mans/ browser doesn’t care when people talk about the girls, or potential collabs with them; it’s mostly when people try to derail or get super autistic and shippy about it that people get annoyed

>>29616739
How do you sleep more, by the way? Is there some trick? I really hate that even on weekends I always get like 6 hours if I'm lucky. I just can't sleep a lot.
Should I start going to bed earlier to try to wake up at the same time? Like, is the issue that I can't sleep beyond a certain hour or would I just wake up earlier?

>>29616531
>impressive english
Do you actually watch him, or...?

if i wanted to schizopost i would start pushing the narrative the magni is a transman... just look at him
trans/mans/ general

>>29616920
so true sister

>>29616884
Things that helped me: wearing a sleeping mask, using white noise/ASMR, not going straight from the PC to bed.

>>29616920

>>29616843
CUTE

i'm really enjoying how wild these threads are. the rest of the board are wollowing in shit while we enjoy the finest discourse on offer.

>>29616739
Vesp is an older guy whose been around the block now and was a wage slave for years so he knows when to rest and that working hard is important but overexerting yourself isn't necessary. The rest of the boys seem pretty young so the just need more time and experience, they'll figure it out by themselves probably.

>>29616884
Stop looking at the computer 30-40 minutes before bed, make sure your room stays cool (about 68 degrees is ideal), wear a sleep mask, keep on a fan or some other noise producing object that mutes backround noise from outside, buy blackout curtains, don't take your phone to bed with you, no caffiene after 5PM

t. former insomniac

>>29613988
god he knows... he knows what he's doing he knows...

>>29610447
>i want to see the world burn

>>29617061
This thread has been really good, I was expecting the opposite since no streams.

>>29616726
>Vesper talks about playing SWAT 4

>>29616902
Yes. I watch him, he can read enough english and understand words to make small talk. He's definitely not great but it's something.

>>29610942
Darktide's coming out near the end of the year

>>29617167

>>29617194
the thread is good in the morning, before streams start, and during streams
it’s only really bad after the last stream of the day

>>29617061
>>29617194
I think it's specifically because there's no stream the schizo don't even bother coming here

>>29617196
They could actually probably get SWAT 4 permissions, Activision own it now and re-released it on GOG
It feels like maybe a police shooting simulator is treading in some dangerous territory though

i love the idea that regis is a NEET and maybe the least outdoorsy of the four. only goes on his insomnia night walks

>>29617194
Most shitposters actually believe coming in here would turn them gay.

>>29611628
Fauna is literally the most boyish feminine girly girl I've ever seen, making junji ito and weird meme references while wearing sun dresses

>>29611943
Cute Nowa

>>29617061
Eh early /hlgg/ was kinda like this too but with way more numberfagging for obvious reasons. I'm hoping the holostars branding will extend thread "quality" beyond the honeymoon period

>>29617291
literally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8Ew6K0W3RY

So... if Magni shares shota art of himself, we have to punish him, right?

>>29617079
>>29616739
People don't realize just how badly lack of sleep and a bad diet can fuck up your mental state, vtubers as entertainers specifically need to make sure they've avoiding that 'internet gremlin' lifestyle as much as possible or they'll end up like the girls i.e. chronic fatigue and ailments relating to not enough sleep and living off of Doordash/junk food instead of eating a balanced meal every day

>>29617591
what does internet shit have to do with boy or girl?

>>29616738
i would gladly "settle" for having a burger with Moom at the local aquarium.

>>29617445
Nah, SWAT 4 and Ready or Not circumvent that issue by having you conduct hostage / rescue situations. Not that it matters, seeing as the girls have literally played Police Simulator.

>>29616998
>not going straight from the PC to bed.
this sounds like a great idea, I'll give it a shot. A book maybe.

>>29617157
I'll try the white noise as well, I suppose it's possible some regular morning sounds that I don't even consciously register are waking me up

>>29616884
have you tried popping a 5mg (or two) Melatonin?

Vesper said he reads the classics. I need a stream of him reading The Iliad.

>>29617591
>wearing sun dresses
DYRB

>>29616884
Reducing your blue light exposure at night is actually a really good one off the top of my head. Not using the computer or phone after a specific time would be ideal, but even just something like activating a "night mode" which automatically adjusts your display to reduce blue light exposure has a decent impact on being able to sleep earlier. Oherwise, I would suggest a warm shower or bath at night, maybe with some aromatics to really relax you, and perhaps even considering taking melatonin supplements to assist in sleeping. If the pathway interests you, I have heard medical or recreational thc helps in relaxation, though I'm not going to advise you to break local laws and I myself tend to err away from drugs, but it's an option for some

>>29617612
Yes.

>>29617671
The very first mission in SWAT 4 has you raid a mentally ill man's basement and most peoples first attempt ends in them shooting him
The game penalises you for not arresting people alive, but still

>>29616728
Where did this particular schizo come from? The nijiEN thread?

>>29617751
bro she has a closet full of dresses. literal princess dresses.

>>29615449
>>29615224
>>29615592
thank you

>>29617646
>Suddenly decides she's in a bad mood because her burger has pickles on it
>Walks off because she doesn't want to see the penguins anymore
>Cries that night because she's feeling anxious and depressive because you hate her now and she knows she's retarded and autistic and offends you
Nah I'll just bring my bro and we can go splash around in the kid's play area with the starfish and knock on the glass of all the stingrays