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AHOY!
ore wa sekkusu
Ahoy! I'm horny!
Documented proof that it is unironically okay when Houshou Marine does it.
Thoughts?
>>29597748lewd desu
>>29597748Vshojo future member
What is Koyori doing?
>>29598364Sex with koyori.
I love Ina!
J**Did Gura show up in Marine's 3D concert?
I finally understand merch is much more powerful than superchathttps://shop.hololivepro.com/products/houshoumarine_bd2022Marine limited merch 5,000 Set$100/set>Sold out in 56 s$500,000 in less than one minute
>>29599147>could have sold 10000 and they would still have sold out in a few mins probablyimagine leaving that much money on the table
>>29599147looking at the cost production I assume it probably cost at maximum only $10 sourced from China. clear $90.0 net margin
rrat
IM OUT OF CUMBROS IM OUT OF CUM
https://litter.catbox.moe/pmkonc.mp4
KIARA LOVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNBdITatp8Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNBdITatp8Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNBdITatp8Y
Matsuri is cute!
jwumarin orisong is pretty incredible
>>29599251>>29599269The fucking point is that it shouldn't be something that falls on the talents to do.
>>29599329>the studio staffed with actual people with experience who get paid to do what they do looks better than an amateur DIY studiono fucking shit, that's why I'm saying cover should have done it themselves. how fucking stupid are you?
Everyone shut the FUCK up and look at this image of Sana.
>>29599237They still have non-limited available. The limited is because the talents have to hand-sign the cards and they don't want to spend half a year signing cards.
Just walked 8000 steps out in the mid summer heathow was Marine
>>29597748I can't handle it
>>29599147I didn't know there were 5000 dedicated ichimi
OH SHIT
HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX
>>29599147What came with the limited set again?
>>29599237Anon, the limited merch is limited because she has to hand sign themWatame doesn't limit hers and as a result spends half of every year signing birthday merch
>>29599054hm2!
/chim/ bros ww@?
You know Gura would be 100% willing to show herself off in a blue one-piece school swimsuit with a handwritten name tag and her puffy cameltoeSo don't blame her. It's one of the prudes like Ina, Fauna or Kronii
>>29599237You'd have to have your literal millionaire horny pirate celeb sign shit for months on end
ZETA ASMR SOONhttps://youtu.be/WdLhFP1usMAhttps://youtu.be/WdLhFP1usMAhttps://youtu.be/WdLhFP1usMA
did zeta get an asmr mic or no?
>>29599451The only difference between the limited and made-to-order set is that the limited one comes with a hand signed card. They limit the stock of those because they don't want to spend months signing cards.
>>29599237merch is made to order, the limited sets are a small fraction of what they sell
>>29599440As your physician I urge you to drink some water and cool down before engaging with anything Marine's done today.
I love MoriBut I'm horny for Marine
>>29599483ogey chumpedo
Look at my doggo
Why do americans turn everything into a contest where they care more about whatever side they're not on losing than their side actually winning?
>>29599498Is Zeta ASMR as good as Fauna?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsI8hhtsiO4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsI8hhtsiO4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsI8hhtsiO4ONLY MENS FOR AKI NOW
>>29599470
>>29599519>I love Moribig oof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSLc9WAAyskhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSLc9WAAyskhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSLc9WAAysk
>>29599506Understandable, thanks for the tip
>Dogfuckers: HoloEN is too lazy for Cover to do anything>Points out that HoloEN literally forced Cover's hands by using their own methods to do 3D>Dogfuckers: hahahaha they're doing it for free hahahaha
>>29599521That's not a dog you dumbass, that's just Mumei (an owl) using the new Cover app feature to stick PNGs on her avatar to put dog ears on herself
>>29599119no. only en that did is mori in chat
I wish Rust didn't look like shit.
>simpingkaylachama...
I'm gonna need the finest MV gifs you got anon
GUYS DON'T OPEN LUNA'S STREAMIT'S LETHAL
>>29599368Idk if you're still here but I just wanna call you based for your answer
>>29599558Go back
>>29599549>member only aki asmrfuck
>>29599544Fauna sucks at ASMR
>>29599575meds
gura memebrs update is very cuteshe seems to be working hardlooking forward for the members karaoke, it's going to be one of the great ones
>>29599519Same, but Marine earned this lust
>>29599569>He's just figuring it out
>>29599569How did they force their hand? Qrd
>>29599575Meds, now.
You guys better not add more work to my oshi.
>>29599558It's better than Kiara
>>29599618She said she's learning some songs she didn't do beforeI hope one of them is Mage of Violet Also I want a full version of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipN4UzM5tQg
But what is Gura recording so early in the morning for? Only JP shit would demand her to be awake at that time
[News]Fubuki can't play FF14 because some kind of error, so she MIGHT play Rust
Will Marine have another 3D live for her anniversary in two weeks?
>>29599239Are you motherfuckers collectively shitting me rn? Just because they didn't show up in the initial promo isn't deconfirmation that they won't be a part of itThe absence of evidence isn't the evidence of absence, they could have a whole separate ID/EN promo rollout next.At least wait for actual deconfirmation before all this shitposting
>>29599631IIRC apparently Cover told them they'd support them more after they saw the Kiara birthday concert that was produced in Ame's studio.
>>29599608Yikes.
>>29599660Rainforest orison soon!
>>29599681album
>>29599562Isn't steam still blocked in ID? could she, perhaps... Be illegally using a VPN?
pink dog is singing, you know?
>>29599699I can only hope.
Its unironically over. Anya is part of the late night gambling club now
>>29599688SHADOWBRINGERS KINO NOOOO
>>29599660Fuck you Ame make a summer 3D stream for all ENs
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1553366549909602305
If you liked Marine's 3D you have no right to slander vshojo, stuff they SAY don't come close to what Marine says and DOES, literally no one of them(excluding melody who's a literal porn star) done something so blatantly sexual. ( i think silver did some lewd photoshoots of her model but that stuff is omega old)
>>29599660What was that, anon? You want MORE work for watson? sure thing!
>>29599631By proving they can do 3D overseas.If not they would have waited fucking forever hoping japan would open up.
>>29599456Watame is truly amazing for being willing to work that hard so all of her fans can get what they want instead of having to fight scalpers.
>>29599729>ID
>>29599661kiara actually likes her fans at least
>>29599747>no delivery
>>29599715When was this said?
>Horny as fuck for Marine>Sad as hell for Sanamy head is a fucking mess right now man
I'm watching Luna
>>29599720I'm not sure if that makes sense
>>29599729But she's JP???
>>29599681my cock
>>29599699Should be. Peko got both lives.
>>29599729She's Japanese though?
>>29599790I don't think
>>29599711Share some of that hopium around anon.
>>29599747Wish she'd just use her rapper outfit. Her default outfit looks weird in 3d.
Candy chama will feel bad if she doesn't organize something like this for en...
>>29599758>Literally no one (except for the one that disproves my point)
>>29599711all the ENs are going to get if anything are sexy bikini minecraft skins if Gura gets her shit together
>>29599758>excluding melody who's a literal porn star)>The frozen tampons
>>29599661>>29599771You niggers should be shot on sight
>>29599790
>>29599758https://kemono.party/patreon/user/20146355/post/41087130
>Aki's ASMR 'Alona"I am cum
>>29599790Good thing she made sex noises during that part. Or maybe that was my imagination. I forget
>>29599798cryfap NOW
>>29599732I know. I love it.Don don don ~
>>29599779Yea, she didnt want to overlap with Sana's graduation and probably wasn't sure when it was gonna be today
>>29599747this looks like a shota PoV RP
>>29599758Well try to defend THIS
>>29599758Fuck off retard, learn the difference between giving fan service to your fans and talking about the taste of the last cumshot you tasted
>>29599798masturbate the tears away
>>29599876delete this
>>29599821I don't know what you mean
>>29599758>stuff they SAY don't come close to what Marine says and DOESare you actually retarded, last time i checked Marine don't tell stories about getting railed in foreign countries and drinking cum
>>29599862>promised extra member stream this month to make up for June>no delivery either
Soda's talking about Senchou's sexy live
>>29599801As you should be
>>29599862Anya knew
[BIG NEWS]Sora is cute
>>29599827Obviously no one outside a literal cam girl, which is the most tame member when it comes to lewd talking, and silver thing comes from a thread, i never bothered to check it out
>>29599569lol
>>29595387>>29595578>>29597492>>29597748>>29599397>>29599790I don't watch JP
>>29599876AAAIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TASUKETE
>>29599904she did, but it was getting railed by me and drinking my cum
So which one is toby?
>>29599758>omega oldjust browse through, there's like nothing else BUT porn on her patreonhttps://kemono.party/patreon/user/20146355
>>29599876jesas...
>>29597748Some how topped Moonas hip move in terms of sexiness. Im going to masturbate to Marine today.
>>29599917kek
>>29599911Did she?
>>29599758https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqf7JxjY3A4
If EN won't be a part of Hololive Summer then what's stopping them from saying fuck it and do it themselves as always?
>>29599911Anya knows many things
>>29599758https://files.catbox.moe/6lbq01.mp4
>>29599862>>29599907That was a fucking joke, you stupid faggotsThis is why we can't have good things in this thread
>>29599917
>>29599946UZ Inu
>>29599917>expect coming
>>29599917SEXO AHOY
>>29599397Eat more wheat germ
>>29599758melody has a fucking nude model and streams on chaturbate also>it's ok when Hololive does it
>>29599876Man who the hell unironically thinks this is good? That's not anime anymore, just nightmares.
>>29599939i wrote this
https://vocaroo.com/1flM1lUXQ9wq
>>29599917>cover rape EN
>>29599917>SEX WTF MARINEbasically
>>29599790My thoughts are too strong for you, traveler.Marine leans into the whole 'dude sex lmao' angle way too hard for my liking, and I actively avoid her and her content because of it. It strikes me as cheap and makes her seem desperate for attention.
>>29599974The will to do so
>>29599974There's a fair chance they have some type of involvement with all the recordings
>>29599917Was that the most sex posting a stream has ever generated from Hololive?
>>29599876IS THAT THE LATEST SIMS 5 LEAK?
>>29599876I can't , this literally looks like some sims 4 shit. Also i have no clue what that is, i assume a 3d debut ?
>>29599955Wait, you can browse it without being part of the patreon?
>>29599871Good
>>29599968NTA but yes she talked about it yesterday and had it on her schedule then
have anons finally achieved "Kenja Time"?
>>29599876La goblina de las americas...
>>29600008It was a joke model anon
>Missed MarineSudoku it is
>>29599983It was about Mori, and it was during these hours. You knew what was gonna happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkJ14LqdSIkSECRET BASE STARTING GET IN HERE TO PREPARE FOR TONIGHT
>>29599974If EN is allowed to do anything they actually want Gura would already selling her Dakimakura
>>29599876yooooo Sims looking good
>>29599849Is this Ame's best friend?
What is the estimated amount for total number of loads blown to Marine’s new MV worldwide as of this post?
KOYO NO
>>29599771All 5 of them, yeah.
>>29599798you need to cry your heart out, from both ends.
>>29599917well yeah
>[EN] Sora: Did you see the Senchou concert today? I was so surprised at how sexy her new outfit was!>[EN] Sora: Gen3 performance was emotional.>[EN] Sora: Sword? She told me she was the enemy, so I took it out as a conditioned reflex!>[EN] Sora: I am always at peace, NUN!Sora's thoughts on the Senchou concert
WHY ARE YOU SINGING THISI am still not done feeling sad after Peko's concert, you damn Coyote
>>29600025Her last remaining eggs compel her to act like this
>>29599801Same. Her giggles keep me coming back.
I hate seeing all these artists on twitter posting engagement bait using sana. Bitch streamed like 10 times total and they were all boring as fuck games, all these retards going around like “ong sana she brought so much happiness blah blah” I bet they didn’t even watch her shitty horoscope streams god I hate vtuber grifters
>>29599439>spend half a year signing cardsLuna...... Watame..........
koyori.. not this song.. not now..
>>29599758Silver does JOIyou just dont get it do you?its the difference between Katy Perry and the singer at my local strip club
>>29600025streamers are either desperate for attention or quit
There will always be 5 in Sankisei btw
>>29600039dumbass, what do you think the kemono party is for
Koyokoyo...
>>29600112based
>>29600071not enough
>>29599917That is the most SEX I have seen from these threads since Kiara's casual outfit.
>>29600097>Sword? She told me she was the enemy, so I took it out as a conditioned reflex!
>>29599437>>29599448>>29599743>>29599983I love you Sana...
Fubuki has gone clean and will not gamblehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaJOGn7ml3k
>>29599718https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1552730612368302085https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1552793877140033537https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1552885236056223747WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>29600063Well that involved merch and everything that goes into it and shit, which management is more involved in. But they can make their own swimsuits and what not on a creative level
>>29600119I didn't even know it existed till today. Is it just pirated patreon shit?
Why does koro use HBG?
>>29600104>LunaCover gave her the wrong pen and made her redo them all over againCOVER HATE
SAIKOU NOOMOIDE WO
>>29599876Kson in Robot Chicken let's gooo
>>29600153You know foxes lie a lot right?
>>29600157EN Hologra about SAN levels
>>29600169Clearly it's her best weapon
>>29600071Ive contributed 3 already
>>29600153I do not trust
I'll cease posting for now to give Aki all of my attention
>>29600176did people get two postcards or is there a landfill full of Luna postcards somewhere
>>29600169>heavy machine gun wow
>>29599758Marine's a lot smarter and wiser than your Vshojo whores. There's a big difference in the kind of stuff that Marine pushes for and what VShojo normally pushes for.
why doesn't Marine just have sex
>>29600152
Koyo love
SHE DID IT
YUME NO NAKA DE ZUTTO EIEN NI
>>29600226why do you think flare and noel come over so often?
>>29600167what do you think
>>29599917That's good advice right here.
>>29600153Yeah, just like Miko right?
>>29600200>1 1 1 4 5 5 4
I found you Sana...
>>29600225BasedParasocial is bad if you overdose on it
>>29600025Show me your flat tits
>>29600229>sana's going in 9 hoursWhy did it have to be this way?
One day it will be YOUR oshi who sings Secret Base
>>29599758I just don't think about Vshojo at all and I wish retards would stop bringing them into everything either way.
Rate Mori's summer outfit.https://files.catbox.moe/7l6lxz.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/7l6lxz.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/7l6lxz.jpg
Marine is the holomem with the best boobs, they are just perfect
papakin is still going strong
I'm proud of marine for properly releasing content that's suitably erotic for my sexual needs.I'm spent
>>29600275yes anon, that's what happens when you don't shoot at a weak spot
SAIKOOOOOU NOOOOOOOMOIDEEEE WOOOOOOOMITSUKETA
>>29600157mori became a bobbit worm and ate mogu
my dick is spent
>>29600293blame her dumb ass dog for dying
>>29600260I've been jerking my morning wood away ever since, does jack shit.
>>29600304wrong, Gura will sing Cups
[Marine SEX news] Kakage is drawing the new outfit https://twitter.com/kakage0904/status/1553379152820318208
Koyote made me cry
>>29599758Marine loves some good sexy fanservice, but is also a very wise and intelligent person and amazing woman in general. You only have to lose if she is the one you want to compare to whoever ecchi girl you're trying to.
>>29599798have a sad cum bb
>>29600275>Wow wow wow sugoi!
>>29599758Watch streams you unapologetic tard. Marine's slut persona is mainly kayfabe, a performance. Point me a single stream where she talked about all dudes she fucked irl and about her gross vagina problems like the Vshoujo whores.
>>29600289But I'm a male...
>>29599718Imagine if Mori has a Rainforest song before a Takamori song
I wanna sex Marine
>>29599917powerful
>>29600216I only got the one when my goods came so...
>>29600339>time to filter another round of shitty artists jumping on the bandwagon again
>>29600304She already doesBut for somebody else's sake, checkmate.
>>29600304https://youtu.be/glLXzdjpQcM
>>29600357stop biting obvious bait you retarded chicken
Listen to my cute cat wife whisper you to sleep:https://youtu.be/WdLhFP1usMA
>>29599758proof that Vshitjofags don't watch Vshitshow streams. veibae or whatever her name is says far worse shit than marine ever has. And BS excluding melody from this when she's the epitome of whore in the vtuber space. unironically kill yourself for such faggotry
Will Ina draw her beloved senpai despite hating coomershit?
how can one hag be so sexy as marine?how can the other girls even compete with her?
>>29600309The physics leaves something to be desired, but the shape is perfect
Foxwife time~~
>>29600396ear licking?
Sankisei concert got mogged
>>29599981cease, the image alone makes me gag
>>29600329thanks, i'll do that after i scold your whore mother for not aborting you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSLc9WAAyskhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSLc9WAAyskhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaJOGn7ml3khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaJOGn7ml3k
>>29600420Old hags pretending to be young are gross.
>>29600391I don't like that version, it doesn't work
It's time
ITS BEEN AN HOUR YOU DUMB RABBIT HOW ARE YOU NOT DONE WITH THIS OIL RIG
Anyone else find it interesting Marine chose and RD-sounds song right after Azki went on stage?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSLc9WAAyskRust except there will be no gambling because she lost it all already
What does the Hololive Summer trailer tell us? I didn’t see any bikinis in it.
>>29600304She already did
Alright fuck this, I can't take it anymore.>Danbooru>houshou_marine rating:explicit
>>29600097>Sora's first response to the possibility of someone being an enemy is to eliminate themDaisenpai says "Die, Kouhai"
I want to have a vtuber girlfriendI want to pay for her stupid fucking starbucks lattes and have lunch at KFC after picking her up from recording sessionsI want to get her to watch Breaking Bad while we lock fingers and I watch her for her reactions at key moments
>>29600420My only desire now is to breed this bratty hag
>>29600420Niggarine...
chestnut
>>29600391jesus, gura is graduating...
>>29600396I'm going to cheat on Fauna... Hope she forgives me
>>29600396Zeta is another I see with high potential in asmr, just please be actual asmr unlike whatever the fuck Kronii did
>>29600479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KREIuJac5mYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KREIuJac5mYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KREIuJac5mYWatch Lui having her maternal instinct awakened
https://youtu.be/BGI8Cjvl5DYKind of rare Noel Minecraft.
i wonder if marine wants unironically to get raped
>>29600412Give Koyo a chance, she'll challenge her soon
>>29600420Old hags pretending to be young make my dick explode.
zetasmr let's go
>>296004791 hour hologra special
>>29600492>I want to get her to watch Breaking BadI would not want to be your girlfriend.
>>29600442>pretending to be young?
DONT buy the Fauna sweater! Itll turn YOU into a whore.
>>29600112Who is the fifth one?
>>29600497I have a craving for chestnut rice now
>>29600520One of her biggest fetishes is getting hypno'd and gangbangedProbably doesn't want that to really happen to her though
Hehe thank you for biting my bait
>>29600520All women do.But not actual rape, just roleplay.
>>29600504Yagoo got a dumpy
>>29600487Rushia was swiftly terminated to save her from what Sora was going to do when she found out
>>29600492>i want to get my neck opened by a unicorn when our relationship is uncovered
KOBO-chan
I love HoloENI love HoloJPI love HoloIDalso love the Holostars but thats a topic for another thread
>>29600520only one way to find out
>>29600522wait is Koyo a hag?i never knew that
Zeta's voice is build for ASMR sex
>>29599557I unironically wish my fanbase were more like KFP and their cultured tastes. They never read books, play shit games and play shit ttrpgs. Their only defining feature is they're old and chuuni.
Water brat being shy.
>>29600517whan was the last time she streamed minecraft?
>>29600517I wonder what she's up to on Minecraft
I wish the video wasn't so fuzzy at these parts
Zeta is oiled up and ready for action
The similarities between her and Fauna are even more apparent now
Just so you know, I'm watching Kaela. Have a good day.
>>29599917>holy hololive kino>motto erolive>horny pirate>dangerous gura jp bikini
Which of the EN girls would participate in Hololive Summer if they could?
FAUNA MOGGED FAUNA MOGGED FAUNA MOGGED FAUNA MOGGED FAUNA MOGGED FAUNA MOGGED FAUNA MOGGED FAUNA MOGGED FAUNA MOGGED FAUNA MOGGED FAUNA MOGGED FAUNA MOGGED FAUNA MOGGED FAUNA MOGGED FAUNA MOGGED FAUNA MOGGED FAUNA MOGGED FAUNA MOGGED FAUNA MOGGED
i thought you guys said zeta didn't do GFE
>>29600487baffling post
>>29600635the Lamy variants...
>dangerous marine smellbut in all seriousness, what did she mean by this?
>>29600630The fuzziness is probably a tactic to circumvent youtube AI
>>29600641I like watching her suffer in games like this. Just a little bit.
>>29600662Kiara. That's it.
>>29600475Necessity is the mother of invention
>>29600486man...
>>29600662Kiara
>>29600662Would be easier to list who wouldn't
>>29600641Aye, you too, pemaloe.
>2nd outfitANYA NOOOOOO
Idk about you but Luna brings me neverending joy
>>29600420Ruined women for me. They can't hope to compete with Marine, entire gender is such a joke it's not even fair anymore.
>>29600662gura is literally dying to be in it
>>29600662Literally all ENs, why are you even asking?
>>29600488I fired up Koikatsu. Blew two loads since I know tonight will probably depress me too much. What a knee jerk of a day, wake up to horny and sleep to sadness.
>>29600662All but Ina, Fauna and Kronii
>>29600573>he doesn't want to kill a unicorn in "self-defense">he doesn't want o make out with his oshi with his boot on a dead unicorn's bodylol
Uwaaaa Zeta~~~
>>29600662samechan, saviour of lolicons worldwide
>>29600680Marine's pits smell (good)
>>29600722Shut up oga
>>29600479That's because Marine, Lamy, and Watame stole the crystals that power summer. Also they someone kidnapped Yagoo, this shit isn't complicated try and keep up.
>>29600733>faunaexplain why not
>>29600662gura, kiara, fauna, baemumei so she can watch
>>29600662GuraFaunaKiaraMori, maybeIRyS
>>29600708Ina, Mumei, Fauna, Kronii?
>>29600693>>29600696Irys irys irys....
What's ID going to do now that Steam is gone? They should move to another country.
>>29600724she should do her basic idol and streaming reps first before she leaps this high
>>29599849this made me feel sad for that guynot only his life is ruined and he will never have a real intimate relationship, he is also naive and stupid to believe that a whore like her doing that is something out of her comfort zonewhy are sexless men so stupid?
>>29600025Low test.
>>29600153
Why isn't Anya using her L2D 2.0?
>>29600623Disney thing in February. On the holo mackerel, probably some followup to her joining Shiraken last year.
>>29600733as long as kuroboshi draws it Ina will wear anything
>>29600662Kiara, Gura and Ame
After Marine sex, Zeta sex
>>29600752She doesn't really like anything lewd at all
>>29600733Watch streams, Fauna is all for Hololive summer and wants a swimsuit outfit to show off her medium sized body
>>29600641Tell me about Kaela, why is she saying Perry on repeat?
>>296007762.0 is for membership only.
>Anya got a gun
>>29600798you clearly have never watched Fauna
why does Anya hates her base model?
Luna just blew out my ear drumslets fucking goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>29600788He already wanted to draw her in swimsuit.Ina was the one who blocked it
>>29600733>inaEh. I feel like she would as long as it was tasteful enough.
>>29600798Watch streams
>>29600788Wrong
>Sora: I haven't even uninstalled the rhythm games that are no longer in service in the hope that I might be able to play them again someday
>>29600798she talked about wanting a swimsuit tho
>>29600728Because retards (like (you)) will give him easy (you)s and for some reason underagekiddies think they're the same as upvotes
>>29600487じゃ、敵だね?(So you're the enemy?)Is what Tokino Sora said to Minato Aqua at the climax of the Hololive rebellion (in minecraft)
Luna's fucking pissed
>>29600832Why would a dagger wield a gun?
>automatically goes into an anime voice when speaking japanesekobo wasn't lying about speaking anime.
>>29600025I only dislike that is it's done by young women.But if it's done by older women, It means their eggs are drying up and they're begging for sex and I find that extremely hot.
GENTLEMENMY DICK IS HARD FOR INA AND MARINEI WISH THEY COULD HAVE KISSY GAY SEX WITH TENTACLES INVOLVEDTHAT IS ALL
Look at this calendar from Hololive Wiki. Why did they use that IRyS pic? Why is she so cute? I'm mad
>>29600839Anya wanted to be loli like Gura, but her rigger gave her fat tits by accident.
>>29600864no.....
Does anyone have the original bad advice Korone png with no text in it?
>>29600835>>29600856Name one time Fauna has done something actually lewd or supportive of people masturbating to her
>>29600801Probably trying to summon him to start a Holy Grail War that opens up the damn country.
I listened to too much ASMR in the past and now I'm almost numb to it that makes me pretty sad
>>29600888Oppai lolis are fine too
I wouldn't want Gura in Holo summer, she'd ask for a sukumizu
>>29600770I dont know why are you
>>29600884Marine isn't even that old.
>>29600886GIVE ME THE INA + MARINE DRAWING STREAM ALREADY
>>29600759Ina is the only one I can see not jumping for joy over it>Mumei would love nothing more than to see HoloEN in sexy outfits, she will just ignore whatever she herself is wearing>Fauna is already pro Hololive summer through clips>Kronii is iffy too but I don't think she's anti sexy enough to say no
>>29600935and that's bad because?
>>29600839
>>29600935And that's a problem why?
>>29600763Only the ID poorfags can't use steam, Kaela is playing just fine
>>29600935She already said several times, Micro Bikini or nothing
>>29600420I don't think I can physically get hard for another few hours
>>29600733Ina already draws swimsuits and is a hardcore otaku. Why wouldn't she?
>>29600935There is nothing wrong with that
>>29600899nice moving the goalpost fag, she already talked about holosummer and wanting a swimsuit
HOLOLIVE SUMMER IS REALFRIEND SEXMIO SEXKOYO SEXKOROSAN SEXMARINE SEXLUINEE SEXLAPRAS SEX FLARE SEXNOEL SEXWATAME SEXBOTAN SEXSUBARU SEXMATSURI SEX
Zeta is only holo who doesn't turn me off when speaking Indonesian.
>>29600995Drawing sexy stuff for others is not the same as you yourself doing something sexy
>>29600876yeah that's my bad, I'll do better next thread I promise
>>29600361anon said flat tits not female tits
Pekora you fucking dumbass lmao
>>29600995Kuro you fucking hack...
>wake up>ANOTHER Mumei and Towa collabwhat the fuck
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSEX UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX SEXO
>>29600950I can only name 14 holos older than her.
>Pegor doing elite oilrig runshuh
>>29600995Getting paid to draw coomshit doesn't equate to wanting to partake in coomshit.
>>29600935you haven't seen the doritokini yet have you
>>29601016>can't even give a single example of a time when Fauna openly invited hornyness or did something even remotely lewd for her audienceFucking kek, embarrassing
>>29601017At least spell out how you'll sex each of them god
>>29601036Marine, you are going to break your hips...
>>29601025This but every HoloID
Zeta is an honorary white girl, right? I'm not a race mixing traitor for wanting to nut deep in her womb?
for those who are just coming in/waking up, we are watching this stream https://youtu.be/KREIuJac5mY
>>29601028bullshit, all artist are fucking degenerate, regardless if they publicly admit it or not.
>>29600995Those fucking tits
>>29600991Which is why she'll get nothing
>>29600935She'd probably be in the classic frilly swimsuit that lolis always get.
>>29600934There are "people" out there that see oppai loli as some kind of heresy
>>29600995You thought her being a prude bitch was just a rrat?
>What to do in Rust besides gambling and building nice house?Anya....
Pegora...just throw a grenade already...
>>29600733>faunaAt least explain your reasoning since you clearly don't watch her
>>29600995Papa knows his stuff huh
is upe at rig too?
>>29601121>She gets to be nakedTuT
>>29601017
>>29600420I want to have sex with Marine so much that I'm legitimately sad because I know it can't be done
>Foobs has a chance to accidentally snipe Pekoraoh dis gonna be gud
>almost forgot to buy my Mio Hoodie(s) that probably won't fit because JP onesizestill worth having
>>29600991I hope she gets nothing and by nothing I mean wearing nothing as in naked
>>29601142sounds about right to me
ZETANEEDSTOSITONMYFACE
>foobs running to pekos rescuecute
>>29600935Low T faggot
>>29601142she's not wrong
>>29601017>Shion swimsuit>Laplus swimsuitI am cum.
>>29600763Is Anya playing Rust outside of Steam?>inb4 she's not in japan retard
>>29601201obesechama..........
>>29601051Kuro why did you last pick fucking support Razor...
>>29601148Like I already said, she doesn't support people acting horny about her at all, she's one of the last holos who's interested in such things. You're free to link a single time she did something openly horny or invited people to lust over her in any way, the other saplings couldn't, I'm sure you can
>>29601145She wasted both her nades on bad throws, what now?
Marine will never have sex
FRIEND DON'T DO IT
>>29601204>>29601230B-but the raid...The fight....
>>29601234how could you watch Marine's 3D stream and STILL find this kind of thing sexy?
>>29601115Go ahead and ask her then. If you get other answer than to fuck off then you might as well buy a lottery ticket
>>29600995Ina drew that?
>>29601253Yeah, with me
FBK should kill Pekora and steal her loot
Next year for sure
>>29600488why not just use gelbooru? does danbooru have more?
>>29601164>it can't be donelow t mf
Is FBK tryìng to snipe Peko?
>>29601264>he isn't horny for both breedable hags who need to be fertilized with their big tits and butts as well as slim lolis who need to be taught a lesson about not disrespecting adults through the power of dick
>>29601308Yes
>>29600995Because they are probably the same ones from last thread calling Ina a cunt for not drawing swimsuits in their hypothetical situation. Even if Ina has drawn two swimsuits for her gen and sometimes sexing up outfits when she doesn't have to aka Kronii's boob window on a maid dress.
>hot limitNice
>>29601296We'll make our own Hololive Summer
>>29601253abe please, just haunt the new guy until he opens up
>>29601277Kuroboshi did
>>29601264I'm not a dipshit like you. I like both hags and lolis.
I'm seriously considering hiring a hooker and make her cosplay Marine.
>>29601322Where?
>>29599729Her steam and google accounts is registered in japanese region.
it's been over 15 minutes and they're still on the first slide of the japanese lesson.
pretty sure i hold the world record for the number of nuts busted to the new marine MV
>>29600112Okay, how strong does Pekora have to be that she can hold up Noel and her massive 500 pound jugs without even looking slightly strained?
>>29599758I don't know, some days ago I was watching Veibae and she just told a story where, her words, "I was getting railed". I'm not sure if that's comparable
jesus
>>29601322i will now watch your hag
>>29601264There's nothing more stupid than this forced Hag vs Cunny war.A real man can and will appreciate both.
>Kobo wants to 'rent' Lui-neeTHIS BRAT
>>29601202you lost me
I'm gonna cope by chumming
Lui is a rental kanojo!
>>29601404Lolibaba is the real answer.
Ame today?
>>29601357Pink dawg
Shion is enemies with the idea of holo summer btw
>>29601264It's called being a straight male
>we are now hating Ina for not acting hornyWhat happened?
What's the smell of cunny and hag?
>>29601418you know how Gura usually wears clothes? imagine that but without the clothes
>>29601445Thank you, I just managed to catch it
>>29601392Still not the record.
>>29601464>we
>>29601084her last ASMR was horny as fuck
>>29601456Ah yes, the classic "straight" attraction to narrow hips and a lack of breasts. Very straight of you
Someone should tell Peko that a Thompson SMG .45 ACP isn't very good against body armor
>>296014412 Ame stream fr fr today.
After the stream where they attacked Miko's base, there has been little PvP in Rust
Rust is a dark game...
>[EN] Sora: I'm resting now. Stream is resting. Rest with you.>[EN] Sora: It's hard to explain. Stream is when I enjoy talking with you.>[EN] Sora: I'm always talking! I'm moving and talking all the time and I want to stream all the time!Sora strong!
>>29601264>Tried to be clever>Gets shat on by everyoneEnjoying a big milkers hag and a tight little girl is the pinnacle of straightness.
>>29601511No it wasn't, show me one part of it that was "horny as fuck"
>>29601542thank you for your announcement
>>29600899she did a rape RP asmr a few months back, possibly last year
>>29600307I like this one
>>29601557luv soda
>>29601511if you get aroused by Fauna's ASMR, you need to see a therapist immediatly
>>29601542
>>29601496Sorry for taking so long to reply. I was singing along.
>>29601549turn up your monitor brightness
>>29601464horniness is a sign of health and fertility. it's built into your DNA to prefer healthy and fertile people
>>29601557>I want to stream all the time!I BELEEB IT
>>29601264im getting second hand embarrassment from you anon
>>29601320I'm calling her a cunt for not drawing anything at all. She's completely checked out and doesn't care about hololive anymore
>pekora and foobs lost their resident TLsman...
>>29601418Here, I'll help
ZETA IS COUNTING SOON
I came to marine's new MV. I am proud.
>>29600899She does nursing handjob asmr for members
>>29601665UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29601639This image always reminds me of the guy on youtube who streamed holofes and that was the thumbnail. One of the best saplings of all time.
>>29601588I normally don't, which is why I instantly noticed the difference
Fubuki is insanely good at jumping on popular trends. It's great for channel growth and views but God damn does it suck if you actually enjoy her content. I don't want to watch 9 rust streams in a fucking row. Reminds me when she spammed pokemon for weeks, got amazing views but the content was garbage.
>>29601665Well isn't that interesting.
how is akis asmr going
>>29601664Windshipping is still around sometimes, I'm pretty sure I've seen Des. P recently too. They just can't catch every stream.
>>29600798Nigger she's been wanting Hololive summer to come back since the fucking beginning
>>29601669>open asmr>just blows into my ear, not even in a skilled "slightly exhaling next to the ear" way, just straight up blowing into the earouch
>>29601665
Do we know when the server reset is, so ENs can join more easily
>>29601665ADVERTISER-SAN GET DOWN
今日は佳き日だ
>>29601665I am starting to see what you meant, give more examples of this
>>29601665TuT
>>29601713I liked when she said Akai na
>>29601710and this one wasn't neither, especially with the retarded waves sounds
>>29601736>ENlol
>>29601665Lolifags get off to this?She's just standing. Not even posing or anything just a naked child.
>>29601713Akai-na~
Based Kobo
>>29601736They will join a couple days later and then play once and already be cavemen tier compared to the others flying around in choppers
>>29601665UOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
Kobo loves Lui's hips
>>29601665A-Anon? Think of the advertisers
>>29601752Fine
Zeta: You need tissues?SHE FUCKING KNOWS
How much do the Myth splits like their chuuba? Based off like a week of data? Might be inaccurate, who knows?>MoriThe thread is more often than not extremely positive about Mori, gushing about how girly and cute she is at times while also being fans of her music. Still, it does have it's points where they do become much more critical of Mori, that doesn't really represent the entire thread. Dead hours are usually a mix of discussion between Mori and other chuubas, usually hololive ones. However, there is also times to were they go on long doomposting streaks about how exhausting being a deadbeat is, guess it's up to you to determine whether or not they're falseflaggers.>KiaraConstant arguing about Kiara to the point where her streams are barely ever discussed. Constant complaints, timeloops, and shitposting about shit that not even her actual antis care about. The thread does get some serious discussion every now and then, though that discussion usually quickly ends in a timeloop that derails the thread in seethe. Also has quite a few people who absolutely despise /u/baiting, yet they watch Kiara. The most consistently positive thing I've seen about this thread is the hornyposts, and the fact that people sometimes just post large walls of porn that ends up not getting deleted, though that scenario is also kind of rare.>InaNothing special about this thread, they just love Ina. They also hate /u/schizos the most out of any EN split thread I've seen, even shitting on people who try to ship Ina with Kiara or Kronii, maybe I was just unlucky and caught all of the bad cases.>GuraA mixed bag, as they sometimes shit on Gura even harder than they shit on any other EN member. But the thread is generally positive about Gura, and usually always discusses her streams. Dead hours are spent talking about recent Gura streams and about the people who have mentioned Gura in streams. Though as said before, this can change. It all depends on when Gura's last stream was, the thread being more hostile towards Gura if the last stream was over 4 days ago.>AmeMore often than not, the thread is extremely positive about Ame, it being about a 90% positive to negative ratio. Dead hours are a mix of discussing other EN streams, discussing past Ame's streams, and just gushing about Ame in general.I would do council, but there's nothing interesting about them, they're even less interesting than the Ina split. They just like their oshi and regularly discuss them. I guess the IRyS split is interesting, due to the fact that they basically shitpost about every single holo that isn't IRyS. I guess there's Kronii's split aswell, but it's also far more tame compared to how it was months ago.
I don't find Marine sexually attractive, Kiara does sexy stuff in a more tasteful manner
I did not realize Zeta sounds like this. I thought she had a deeper voice.
>>29601730they exclusively do big events for them currently.
>>29601796she's not just standing she's fishing, look at the trident
>>29601812>Kobo Lui ass shakingThis is true unity
>>29601633Yeah I heard that shit before when she took her break from drawing for her to draw two MVs art for her and Marine's book stay mad bitch.
>>29601465fishe
>>29601664>>pekoraWindshipping is still around>>foobsalso still around but probably too busy with official Cover shit
>>29601713You figured out Fubuki. She always goes hard on something autistic, usually RNG or gambling heavy.Grinding for 500000 hours to get pokemon shinies? Yup that's all the Fubuki you'll get. Then she'll find some kind of card pack opening and do that for some weeks. Then it's gambling in Rust.
>>29601867FISHING UOOOOOOOHHHHHHHSUPPLYING A VILLAGE WITH A SOURCE OF FOOD EROTIC ToT
>>29601713but everytime she was with Miko was pure kino
>>296018364/10
Kobo ditched coding
>>29601752
>>29601834
>>29601834fascinating
>>29601836Who fucking cares about splits
>>29601836You really typed all of this only for me to not care, huh?
>>29601796Honestly, pictures like pic related do more to me than pure nudity.
>>29601836>Shit up every split for months>Come here paragraph post about themKill yourself
>>29601868Lmao dude, don't forget to support her when she goes on hiatus again to slave herself in her projects.
>>29601925same desuleaves more to the imagination, plus clothed sex is hot
>>29600801she was a big fan of matthew perry's performance as 'Benny' in fallout new vegas
>>29601836what the fuck is a split
>>29601834>>29601912I just fuckin coomed to Marine STOP
I slept in and missed Senchou's stream and I just found out her and Chloe covered this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4c-yhop2eQHoly shit, I love this circle, based 2hu loving hag.
>>29599935Me neither
so wheres the panty shot I heard, from Marine's stream
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1553380586727026689https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1553380586727026689https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1553380586727026689
>>29601682It'd be nice if she did ANY ASMR for members these days
Does anyone know why youtube keeps recommending me these random 2views that aren't even vtubers?
look at this cute owl
>>29601713Hey, there's a Phasmophobia stream in that screenshot, are you not entertained?
>>29601969its a movie
stop posting Gura porn
>>29601969split deez nuts on your head
kobo tummy erotict. lui
>>29601834>>29601912>>29601665>>29601925>>29601978>>29601448>>29601425>>29601347>>29601296>>29601234>>29601122>>29601221
>>29602020>panty shotAnon she spent 2 minutes bending over and shoving her ass into the camera
Kaela banned...
kaela stream just ended abruptlyit's over... holoID completely blocked by the government
>>29602053yoooooooooooooooooooooooo
>Lui loves Kobo's tummyUOHHH
>>29602032Youtube once recommended me a 11 views video of a woman being skinned alive
>>29602045>decided to put off watching this for a few weeks because I thought M. Night might still be a hack>Co worker starts VERY LOUDLY DISCUSSING THE TWISTgoddamnit
ZETA SUCKING MY COCK WOOOOW WOW WO WOW OW
>>29602020anon she spent 2 minutes flicking her bean into the camera
>>29601921Last four takos when someone overlaps their Ina stream.
>>29601839Yes, yes, we know, you're low T.
>>29602031Nah fuck off these last few member's streams have been great and ASMR isn't needed. And I say this as a person who likes her ASMR.
zeta swallows
>>29601796>nooo, you can't get off to a cute innocent little girl showing off her perfect little squishy child belly, you have to coom to a fat hag with milkers bigger than her head getting fucked by 3 guys in all of her gaping holes
>Pekora sharing some of her loot with Fubuki for the random assistancecute
>>29600849I can see why, knowing Kuroboshi's taste in swimsuits.
>>29602033Cute owl but look at this cute dog
Consider the following:Kiara perler stream
>>29602091>kobowho cares
>>29602126Fragile
my cool husband towasama...
>29601665>29601912fuck off with this shitdont you have a redboard thread somewhere
>>296020653rd world ISP please understand
>>29602126this but unironically
Which chuubas are into /ss/?
>>29602141abby...maybe next year...
good news: kaela is back
CHILDREN
>>29600849>Ina was the one who blocked itIna is just a character and not herself personally. Why would it matter how much people sexualize it?
>>29601743体の痛みにこやか
>>29602200obs moment
>>29602126you don't have to be this autistic about it
>>29602149No one asks for your opinion
I'm too sad to have a boner...
https://twitter.com/hololive_Id/status/1553386709424828417
Ina!
>catto food is okThe absolute state of Japanese language
>>29602142There are many cat wannabees but there can only be one OG dog
So should Ame watch the Gray Man? Seems like a fairly soulless adaptation, but enough action scenes to blow an hour or so
fbk...
>>29601836based
Foobs..............
>>29602258you literally are asking for an opinion when you decide to post about anything, replies are free
>>29602274is pako a footfag?
>>29602244Because they can't replace her VA when she resigns.
>>29601925>>29601959That's just r+18 in general. A full nude needs to be amazingly good at depicting eroticism if it wants to elicit those kind of reactions from you; otherwise, it's just a lukewarm reception.
>>29602262Why? Marine just had a great live. The only thing that should be crying is the one eyed snake in your pants.
Friend love
>lore based event for the glorious return of summergood, now don't massively fuck up... I can already see several ways it can happen
>>29602318no, he's a well toned/muscular backfag
>>29602115It's been almost 7 months, it would have been nice to get one using the KU100 is all. Plus it's not like her members ASMR isn't zatsuy
Maririn has a stupid hat
EN and ID may not be included in Holosummer 2022, but anon can at least say they have nice nipples, right?
>>29602244western women hate it when they're sexualized or seen as sexy by anyone other than themselves, regardless if they're real or not
>>29601836>ame split>talking about anyone than amebullshit
>>29602305>should Ame watch the Gray ManGet out of here with your holostars bait anon
>>29602141That never happened. Kuroboshi did mention he was interested in drawing one a while ago (last summer I think) but that he would need permission. That's all that was said he never came back and said she denied it. Randomly over the last two months some anons have tried to claim she blocked it but if he had actually said that on stream there would have been a meltdown
>>29602244Because she knows Kuroboshi will draw her with the least amount of clothes possible, and YT might not like that. That's not even mentioning her prudish American fans.
>>29602320And? That is common in the anime industry not to change VAs for a character.
>>29602361>Marine>Watamer>LamyDo we really need to see Watame and Lamy in swimsuits?
>>29602351where's her hymen?
>>29602314Ogey
Is friend really gonna swim all the way to the platform?
Didn't know ren's blue sugar rush already reached 1m
>>29601839Kiara is a not-so-secret prude and her ero-pandering is as fake as everything else she does, a calculated ploy that comes from her desperation for attention rather than from her own personality. Marine is actually just a very horny lady who has a healthy interest in and relationship with her sexuality, and what she does is a natural result of her genuine nature.
>>29602442I took it
>>29602351ToT
>>29602453cardio day baby
>>29602351Beautiful, just beautiful
>>29602438ask shion
>>29602415>prudish american fans>"fans"Those are not fans, they're trend hoppers at best.
>>29602411all of EN and ID indeed have nice nipples, well maybe not Ollie since they might be rotten
[GOOD NEWS]Polka is streaming right now, that's it, hope y'all enjoy Hololive streams today even if you aren't watching Polka
>catching up on Fauna's vodswhy has this woman been talking about teeths for 25 minutes?
>>29602314ogey
>>29602351>SampleI can't fap to this
now that the space dust settlescan we all agree that sanalites were the worst fanbase since they didnt support their oshi good enough to the point where she quit?
>>29602442Yeah, me
what would happen if Kaela played rust?
>>29602244>>29602415Did Kuroboshi even say she denied it? Last I heard, he spoke of it in the hypothetical. As in: he hasn't drawn Ina in a bikini because he'd ask permission first, not, he's already asked permission and got turned down.
>>29602438We certainly need to see them without swimsuits
What triggered the chumpedos this time?
So Gura and Ina are finishing Deadspace 3 this week right?
>>29602536Other way around. She didn't support them to the point where they quit. Or, in the worst cases, will be dragged kicking and screaming out the door later today.
>>29602553She's already played Rust.
>>29601713FBK just streams what she wants to play, the fact that she's an autistic gambling degenerate isn't really her fault. Her FFXIV wasn't a trend and she played a whole fucking lot of that. She just enjoys playing the same game when it's new to her and has ways for her to throw herself on luck's mercy.
+5 scrap
why even bother translating this?do they expect me to care about the defeated country whores while my oshi is left in the trash?
Has something changed with the way youtube counts views? Everyone across the board is getting way less views as of late
is Gura streaming tonight?
>>29602553
>>29602553She'd build a fortress which would get wiped by the reset
>>29602512>teeths
>>29602033Fuck the bird
Watching how patient Lui is with Kobo really makes me want to give her children
>>29602605Yeah, into my mouth
>>29602566>>29602595Dozo.
>>29602561As far as I know he's never that but you know how things get warped around here
>>29602575Yes, but first Ame and Ina will do their episode of the Fish Tank
>>29602502>karaokeSign me the fuck up. Thanks for the heads up, omaruza.
>>29602611I can't even stay awake for that long
>jwu>watched the second half of marines bd and the new mvMarine has NO business being this sexual holy shit
>>29602595because they are going to add the side branches eventually
>>29602474>Kiara is a not-so-secret prudeDo KFP really? Unlike Marine, Kiara actually is vshoujo level.
>>29602602Yeah, something happened. Music videos are getting hit especially hard. We don't know why.
going to watch this video, what am I in for?https://youtu.be/w1cS4I44PAohttps://youtu.be/w1cS4I44PAohttps://youtu.be/w1cS4I44PAo
>>29602351vile
>>29602512Keep watching, the next topic is more interesting than le epic reddit teeth!!1
>>29602649Would that be before or after Mori and Ina play Bloodborne?
>>29602622
>>29602553She already played it and she said she wants to support Miko's addiction to gambling
A sword that shoots guns...
>>29602693this soundpost is toxic
>>29602351Wait this isn't a normal shark
DIAMOND CITY LIGHTS
>>29602512Because she's cute and it's interesting
>>29602595What if ENs are the heroes of the story that will play a big part in recovering the 3 artifacts? At least that would be the case if Om*ga is behind this loreshit.
>>29602602I shut down my smart fridges
Shishiro is being TOO cute
>>29602723
>>2960267430 minutes of birds being cute.
>>29602690After, before that is the Iofi, Pochi, Ina phasmophobia collab
>>29602029That looks fucking nice
>>29602409
>>29602694based enabler
>>29602664You failed reading comprehension, Anon. Please try again. Kiara is fake and an attention whore, she will do anything for it, including any kind of sexual pandering, despite being a frigid prude in her own real personality.
>>29601836>attempt to stir shit on /nasa/>bread dogs too sad and soggy to even bite bait>"wahhh council splits are boring"kill yourself
>>29602693Owlnahole.
What the fuck that chopper impression was pretty good
>harder, harderYou can't even follow what Lui is saying, Kobo...
>>29602605lmao
>>29602664Did you even read the rest of the post?
>>29602031Pretty sure she originally didn't want to lock ASMR behind membership, so I doubt she's ever gonna make a habit of doing it
>>29601142Fishing
>>29602780But before this it's the Marine Ina drawing collab
>>29601836>how to prove you have never been to another thread on this board in a single postsee >>29602693
I looking for more Holo merch to stuff in my cart, and saw that Pink baby dakiDo they want me to cum to Luna?
If chuubas like Lui and Botan are hags, and chuubas like Gura and Shion are lolis, what are chuubas like Ame and Mumei? What do you call them? Normal?
did clippers not get the memo about waiting a while before uploading clips?
>>29602602a stream that I know for sure had 10k CCV all throughout only registered 7k the moment the vod went up
>>29602803>KFPtard trying to save face by shitting on his oshiKEK, making my job much easier.
>>29602733Sounds like a case for Hololive's #1 detective
foobs...
>>29602889What meme? I mean it, I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>29602883Post-loli or pre-hag depending on your preference
>>29602889There was a memo?
>>29602883You don't need a name or word for everything.
>>29602891thats been the case for a while though,this is new.
Poruka is very close to 1MGO CLOWN
>>29602924cover put out a new ruleset for clips
>>29602874Luna wants you to cum to Luna, yes.
>>29602895>my jobYou do this for free anon
>>29602883Cakes if they're aged 25-29.
>>29602889I thought Cover asked them to just not upload whilst the stream was ongoing to prevent copyright claim issues
which holo is like this?
>>29602916Who's the better detective? Amelia Watson or Chika from Kaguya-sama?
wow that was a short Botan stream
>>29602889Just go tell Cover instead of complaining to this thread.
>>29602883Prime age if they're ages 20-24 I guess
>>29602889as far as I remember, the only real limit was to upload clips only after the stream ends, never during. Near everything else is fair game
>>29602986Oversea sexy guys...
jwu how has zeta's asmr been so far?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDPTfKh9Cp4sheep will talk a bit about how much she wants to fuck Botan in 10 minutes
>>29602992Chika couldn't complete Outer Wilds
Hello Laplus, how are you doing? Hope you have a great day keep your the good work. Ah, thank you, thank you, thank you. I'm-I'm so h-happy, yes. Yeyeye, ahahaha
>>29602874Sexy adult Lunatan
>>29602992I dunno but I would breed both.
>>29602408newfag they talk about Ame Bee all the time
>>29597748Can her decrepit body even do this without her bones turning to dust?
>>29602895I literally just rephrased the first post since you failed to comprehend it, how is that "saving face"? Also,>calls Kiara out on her fake attention whoring>YOU'RE KFPNo you fucking idiot.
ANYA LOVE
>>29602895>my job
Masturbating to the next chuuba that gets posted.
Anya died alone...
>>29602883>>29603009you guys know every woman will age eventually right, age doesn't matter in the end
>>29602869the part about /hirys/ crack me up, its fucking ground zero schizophrenia every day
>>29602981>>29603016NTA, but they said some of them should be uploaded later if possible. The idiots didn't specify (at least to the public) what they meant by that. So, you're both right and wrong.
>>29603032she sucks at blowing but otherwise pretty good
>>29602889The rule is to not upload while the stream is on to prevent wrong copyright detection. Once the stream ends, the clippers are allowed to upload their clips.
mods plskeep these chumpedos in check
>>29603066>I thought you were the Suiseifag
>>29603078>>29603086post lewd mooms
>>29603086We posting sneezes?
GO PORU GO
>>29603060She cam across a youth elixir during one of her treasure hunts. Sadly it only made everything except her outward appearance more vigorous.
>>29603117How does this keep happening?
>>29599681I think aqua said umisea is active again
>>29603112don't worry I will train her tonight
>>29602575>>29602649>>29602690>>29602780>>29602860>Ina following after first collabShe's like gura when it comes to new games. She collabs with someone once and never does ot again
Soonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgY_hxPa_dghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgY_hxPa_dghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgY_hxPa_dghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgY_hxPa_dghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgY_hxPa_dghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgY_hxPa_dg
I feel like Marine is this close to having an actual 10/10 song, she's just not putting the things together correctly yet
>>29603066lmao you egg retards just keep losing don't you?
this is no longer a requestsubscribe to polka
>>29602605>Gura>streaming
>>29603125See you in 3 days.
>>29603060>she actually wanted to squat down demurely but her legs gave way so she pretended it was part of her choreography all along
>>29603066Delusional KFP, stop tryng. Just admit Kiara is vshoujo level and we'll be done with this.
>>29603150Lamy...Finally Lamy...I've missed Lamy so much...Almost there...
>>29603194wtf
>>29603125
>>29603149yes anon, thanks for explaining the joke
>>296031502 days isn’t soon anon we all have adhd
I feel like Ina is depressed lately. I wonder why?
D-does Matsuri have a Monster sponsorship no one else but her knows about?
>>29603150I thought Lamy quit streaming?
>>29603194Delete this
>>29603228blames herself for Sana's graduation
>>29602733ENs would be hyped as shit for holo summer instead of not mentioning it at all.
>>29603228Depression and dedication to art go hand in hand
>>29603194>mumeiowl>faunadeer/kirin>baelzratwhat animals are sana and kronii?
>>29603128
>>29603228I'm refusing to have sex with her until she finishes Paper Mario
>>29603208She would get better views, if that was true
>>29603230Don't worry, it's a phony image
>>29603227No problem anon, anything goes as long as it's puts Ina in negative light.
>>29603309KEK
>>29603224Cute bellybutton
Just finished the 3D Live and the new music video. Marine is fucking incredible. I love her so much. How was VARK?
>>29603292Australian and Snake
I can't believe she would do this...
>>29603292>sanaDog>kroniiFuck if I know
>>29603292Crownii
>>29603232No...Lamy would never leave us...She is just taking a deserved rest...Lamy works so hard for us but we want her to not overdo herself...
>>29603292Kronii and Boros are of the same species, right? So, snake
>>29603292unidentified space creature and snake
>>29603297
>>29603128>>29603297
>>29603086>age doesn't matter in the endExactly, which is why I'd rather have them young since they'll spend most of her life as a hag. Youth is precious and fleeting.
>>29603292SnakeSpace worm
>>29603125https://files.catbox.moe/620l4y.jpeg
>>29603228First animation samples of her anime got posted. So that means even more work
>>29603292Kronii's a snake, see her fangs?
>>29603339
I fucking love Marine's taste in music bros
>>29603309>Literally admitting Kiara is even worse than vshoujo just to win an argumentDo KFP really? I mean, I guess it's better than constantly sperging out about the egg boogieman, but still...
>>29603351since gura has a smelling fetish would she even like the smell of dick?
ANYA DID IT
>>29603385
Holy shit, Anya, that aim on a horse
I haven't been awake in the morning for JP hours in a long timeThere are so many streams live
So now that Mumei is confirmed to be an actual, unironic sociopath, and not just part of her kayfabe, do hoomans still think they're going to ever have a shot at grooming her, or have they accepted the fact that she is the one doing the grooming?
>>29603385When's the youtube compilation?
>>29603364Sorry Yukimin, she is joining Rushia in VShojoNEXT
>>29603411Yeah, all of her orisong are bangers. All of them
>>29603331
>>29603396too big
Noel is easily startled
cute kobo
>>29603443Seriously, why do they all get on at the same time
>>29600849Why is Ina so unbased?
>>29603446yes
>>29603446I will still try to save her.
>>29603472she looks like she'll ruin my life. I want her
>>29603432Yes, especially anon's dick.
I would like one sex with zeta please
>>29603498Korean debuff
>>29603443Its awful isnt it?
I will never get used to how EN and JP Holos think Kobo is cute...
>>29600849Source?
>>29603446Yes
>>29600935no, only a fucking pedophile would ask for that
>>29603112>she sucks at blowing yeah, me
>>29603385>>29603438>>29603378big kusa
>>29603339>>29603377>>29603379>>29603402I hate this snake shit they gave her. Stupid little sperm fucker.>Kronii>Kuro-nii>Crow-nii>her character color is not black>her character mascot is not a crow
>>29603446How is it confirmed
Kobo is so cute, why didn't yall tell me
>>29603438>>29603448TCHOOOOOOO>>29603446I've since long assumed she's the groomer and that I must be wary of her petplay attempts
zeta is actually super cute, why didn't you guys tell me sooner
>>29603351I find it funny that Gura always ends up brining smellfaggotry in her streams.
Good morning, Saturday Sven Co-op with /hlgg/ host here.Unfortunately, I'm going to have to cancel for this weekend as well. I tried to make accommodations for someone to cover for me so I could at least host for a few solid hours this weekend, but they flaked on the time.Going to try again next weekend.
>>29603446Wait so Moom is trying to skinwalker Ame instead of being groomed as her successor?
GO POLKA GO
Meimei a cute!
https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1553394991979847681https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1553394991979847681https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1553394991979847681
Matsuri is singing a Love Live song. Aishiteru Banzai
>>29603563>>29603576
>>29603576Top 3 sneezeer in holopro
>>29603581Welcome new zecretary
>>29603278This isn't capeshit, they won't spoil the twist in the trailers.
>>29603581Because she is mine, find another cute VTuber
>>29603602No...
>>29603563>>29603612
Cute Sheep Chats About VARKhttps://youtu.be/XDPTfKh9Cp4https://youtu.be/XDPTfKh9Cp4https://youtu.be/XDPTfKh9Cp4
>>29603446I'll gladly let myself be groomed
I remember when people here used to like Polka..
>>29603602Finally!
CUTE CUTE KOBO
>>29603612>>29603651
>>29603599And a culinary expert?
>>29603612>>29603651>>29603669
>>29603568in reference to >>29567934
>>29603568her mom was cooking for her, but she ordered food anyway and didn't understand why her mom got upset
>>29603446I can fix her.
>>29603612Girls are so dumb, trying to make their sneezes sound cute. Just get it out and done with instead of having to do weakass sneezes 3 times, it feels much better.
bros, isn't kanata like...meccha kawaii???? like, holy shit
>>29603671One of the chefs of all time.
>>29603568>feels nothing at the thought of her or others dying>doesn't understand why her mother was upset with her for ordering takeout, while she was cooking dinnerAre the two prime examples, but there's more. She's one bad day away from stabbing someone just to see their reaction, which I'm also pretty sure is a think she's said she's curious about.
>>29603712kanata is not a mecha
>>29603669>>29603684I will cover this thread with fluids
>>29603712Post Kanata as a mecha
moom feef
>>29603177Hey, she's gonna reach the million pretty soon, isn't she?
>>29603685Ah i agree then
>>29603605Matsuri is not streaming anon
>Zeta cursed ASMRMORIIIIIIIIIII
>>29603566Kronii comes from Kronos/Chrono you retard
Pegor...
>>29603739Menacing
>>29603712She should get into a catfight versus Suisei.
I don't like when holos have heterochromia. It's overused, and also my head hurts looking at it
I'm starting to think you guys might have a sneeze fetish
Uhhhh bros.... my Fauna looks a little weird.
>>29603531they're not tsundere like you anon
>>29603739>>29603684
>>29603597Miss me with that successor shit, that's just fuel for more>Ame dies in a tragic/gruesome way for her friendsfanart/fic and I have enough of Ame being the tragedy bait of her gen
>>29603795she would break suisei in two. suisei can't even max out the ringcon in ringfit.
JGBFW, how was everything between Ina and now?
STOP POSTING SNEEZE
>>29603770I don't care about the Greeks. Puns are funnier and cooler than fake god that have sex with children.
>>29603728But she could be!
>>29603572>Kobo>Cuteso innocent....
>>29603786>>29603816>>29603842>>29603842>>29603842>>29603842
>>29603757well, based on currently trends yes, say 1-3 weeks, but of course it depends on other stuff. she's at miko's live and her anniversary is soon too. so SHOULD be in time for that.
>>29603830>she would break suisei in twoWith her bare hands? Don't fuck with this angel.
>>29603813Sneezing is cute. Same goes with yawning and stomach growling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDPTfKh9Cp4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDPTfKh9Cp4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDPTfKh9Cp4WATAME STREAMING WATAME STREAMING WATAME STREAMING WATAME STREAMING WATAME STREAMING
>>29603712>>29603742
>>29603818what if it's like goku where he's always trying to find a successor but keeps having to come back because everyone he chooses ends up a jobber
So why did Marine have a scene in her music video where she's a prisoner praying to a statue of the Virgin Mary, and then another Marine in a nun costume sneaks up from behind and smacks her ass?
Hey Saplings! Don't open!
>>29603841marine sex
>>29603830Hot.
>>29603841holos are surprisingly live
>unchi daisukiKek never change, Kobo
>>29603786>>29603816>>29603813>I'm starting to think you guys might have a sneeze fetishI just find them funny>>29603842lol, lmao
>>29603860
>>29603866koroame but real
>>29603878Boogers are yucky!
>>29603904how far behind live are you?
>>29603858Look at her
>>29603572THE LOATHESOME
>>29603883Watame sure is cute
TODAY'S SHEEP!
Kobo is Lui-nee's baby
>>29603883She is!
>>29603893Criticism of the church, obviously.
>>29603928Nah it's more about her character rather than my preference
>>29603907>>29603909
I like Aki
YO YO YO
>>29603939her rigging is kinda shit
>>29603939the toe molester
>>29603948Watame has been trapped in the gingerbread house since December...
>>29603814Wow, she looks even cuter and funnier!
Hidden secret office sex with Moom.
Zeta is kind of cute and lewd guys uwa she’s counting
>Lui-mama okayNew mama GET
>>29604004Good
Fuck you guys, I just sneezed, your files were probably embed with the meme flu
>>29603846But Ouro Boros is a pun
There is a direct and immediate correlation between holos having birthday lives, anniversary concerts, etc and an above average number of holos streaming that same night after said birthday/anniversary.
>>29604011lie
>>29604043I missread that as Mori and was about to flip
The doom posting is getting out of control
fuck teammates
I miss Mumei...
wtf polka is cute now?
>>29603893it says a lot about society
Watame's the successor to the mantle of Titty Monster of gen4. Make sure to appreciate her big bazongas!
>>29604055we got him
>>29604082>now
>>29604063based en not giving a shit about numbers
FACT: Azki has the best voice in Hololive.
>>29604005
>>29603893She went to a Christian girls school
peko and foobs are currently gaming
>>29604071Did she loser all her scrap or something?
>>29604011It adds to her general chaotic nature somehow, similarly to how Anya's older model added to her derpy nature.
>>29604005I kneel, I'm out of moom sneezes.
>Zeta just hugged me
>>29604079that's the ryona girl anon
>>29604073wtf don't do that to the gray. they may be gray but they're our grays.
>>29604043That's how you get fired
>>29604071Is the mud arcade a popular place in Indonesia?
>>29604112proof?>>29604137
>>29603893It's not that deep bronuns are hot
>>29604129She just got back from hunting for scrap
>>29603725Oh so this is why Mumei is not allowed to talk about history, since Omega knows how unhinged she actually is
>>29604141>>29604079Ahem
>>29603893Marine is the Madonna of Hololive.
>>29603865>anni the 16thPretty soon. Hopefully she reaches the goal before she records the live unless they do them weeks/a month in advance.
>>29604095https://files.catbox.moe/dwxn2q.jpgOK.
>the cunt is actually making it about herHolo leech almighty lmao
KEK LUI
>>29603893All I know is she's going to hell for making mockery of God
>>29595387That's a nice outfit. It'd be a shame if something happened to it.
>>29604199s-sugoi...
>>29604162
>>29604214who bitch is dis?
>>29604190>Describes the rape of nanking like she was reading a takeout menuThe princess of 4chan.....
Dudes, think of it this way:Marine is burlesque.
>>29604214literally who
>>29603128I fapped to this
>>29604214>pipkin "hololive fanboy" pippa>makes fun of kiara's doxxshitwhat did the schizo rabbit mean by this
>>29604214Actually, unironically, in the wrong thread.
guys I really want to fuck marine
>>29604079When is Mumei's next stream...
I MISS SQUEEBING
>>29604243
AHOY AHOY AHOY AHOY
ahoy
>>29604137I'm making more sneezeposts as we speak, I can't believe i've been caught lacking like this
>>29603893It means she wants to have sex with me
ENTER POLKA SINGING AHOY
>>29604214pipkin must be contagious
>3 Kaela streams tomorrowShe fucking spoils us
>>29603846Kronos didn't have sex with children, he ate them
>>29603526sex with Zeta = zex
Is Gura going to stream today?
>>29604292id fuck any holo girl
>>29604214Risu is Pippa with corporate-mandated filter.
Youkoso waga fune e ~
>>29604292You'll receive a call from an unlisted number soon enough, anon. And don't bring any condoms, it'll piss her off.
>>29604306Godspeed
>>29604303
>>29604294Before Gura's next stream
>>29604356you can't use that with yourself, dingus.
>>29604342I can't believe Zeta invented Sex 2.
Watame claims not to know what ぱふぱふ is.
>>29604071The government will force her to graduate for playing a game from Steam after it was banned in her country.
>>29604045Dont lewd secret agent
>>29603526>>29604342zweaty luztful zex with zeta...
>>29604306
Yo ho yo ho paarinai ~
>>29604356I think risu has more self control
>>29604356Risu is actually funny and cute, though.
スーパージンギスカンタイム
>>29604356Pippa can't do a voice near as sex as Ayunda.
>>29604431ToT
>>29604356Risu is a better singer and is funnier
>>29604342kromedian
>>29604214Go back to the catalog
Hime thats a big ass snake...
>>29604410
BUHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~~~~
So, are we getting Umisea 2.0 with Chloe during HoloSummer?
>>29604294a car without a steering wheel? wtf?
>>29604431
Just came back from grocery store.Whad Anya did in last hour?
>>29604505No
>>29603893it's actually about how the nuns slapped her ass for being so fucking big even back then, she was tempting the Lord afterall
>>29604505Chloe and Marine in swimsuits together...MY FUCKING DICK
>>29604483
>>29604511Mumei is just THAT powerful. She don't need a steeringwheel.
Enter MC autist
>>29604267She's also Rubenesque
>>29604511????
>jungle pThis is how many years old by now?
>>29604574kaela?
>>29604586How Kafkaesque
>>29604562
>>29604586I'd call her dwarf first but if you want.
>>29604611Yes, on Noel stream.
Stop calling random brunettes Mumei.
>>29599973Hot
peko on 2b2thttps://youtu.be/jIhgSccZ1OQ?t=29
>>29604590Shishiron's official swimsuit will kill me.
>>29604626
>>29604611yeah she just login to minecraft
>>29604667
lmao polka
>>29604648How is Aki so cool?
>>29600006Marine chaturbate stream wen?
>>29604202she's working like mad on it atm. she's worried it might be too different, or something. but it's sure to be a banger, its the polka show.
Towa
>>29604699Aki is the coolest
>>29604214>poking your face out of the corner when there IS a bunny co-worker who Kiara has always had an attachement, who surely made her feel disillusioned which can easily translate to the realm of the subconsciouss in this kind of random dream at any point
>>29604524Farming stuffs
WATCH POLKAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aWNe_3W3k0
>>29604677
I have never seen Fauna so fucking defeated and sad than she was after she died. And then she got overly affectionate when thanking chat when she got her stuff back. Feels weird man.
MESUGAKI! MESUGAKI!
Zestia, I don’t think you’re supposed to change the purpose of an asmr stream halfway through. It offends the asmrtists or something.
>>29602474>>29602664>>29602803>>29602895>>29603066Fight eggs, fight!Seriously, why is everyone who dislikes Kiara mentally handicapped?
>>29599758https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=705IIOKCa0M
>>29604648>>29604714Is this Aki cape art a reference to a stream?
ちょっとトイレでうんちしてくる
>>29604735Timestamp?
Noel...
>>29604735timestamp?
>sneezeboard>cant post sneezes now what?
>share the worldNice
Kaela my beloved
>>29604732Amazing
Anya getting jumpscared by a bear
>HoloLIVE>only 19 streams are liveWhy are they like this?
Watame's little glances up during Botan's performance were deadly.
>>29604795>>29604807https://youtu.be/6hTpQu56Rvw?t=7779
>>29604728That is what I am doing
>>29604811post sneed
>>29600733>Kroni forced to participate, >They give her model a slutty micro bikini.
>>29604780I think the first is referencing Revue Starlight and the second is her in the champion outfit from SwSh.
What the fuck Sana is graduating today not tomorrow , fucking Australians timeleaping
>>29604815best one piece op
>>29604356not really
>hololive>too many people are live
>>2960484053 Holos are intimidated by Anya.
>>29604860Naruhodo, thanks anon
Should I commission this """cosplayer""" to do a Suisei photoshoot? I'm assuming it would be like 250-500 dollars but I have no idea https://litter.catbox.moe/pqhjgv.jpg
>>29604869Mhhh. One of the best, but I don't know if I'd call it the best.Definitely up there tho
did zeta just kiss me
Bye bye my cute gf zeta
>>29604913holy hips
>>29604913It's your money bro but she has the figure for it.
>>29603594its like, the opposite of dead hours right now, at least. all the best to you friendo, lets die in some doorways soon!
>>29604913tits too big for a suisei cosplay
>>29604943She kissed me actually
>>29604913>hips like thatMake her go as Lui instead.
>>29604913you're better off commissioning your sex fantasy art instead of a cosplayer
>>29604943No she kissed me, you should take your meds
>>29604852Subscribe then. Please.
>>29604913if you do you better share it with us fucker
>>29604913that's a man
>>29604978I am already subscribed
>>29604997Even better
>>29604943>>29604963No i'm sorry it was me who got the kiss
>>29604967Do they make ready bought Lui cosplay outfits?
>>29604997Hot
>>29604913I'm wiling to give you 10 dollars
>>29604978i am
>>29604913this hips are pure sex, the tits are perfect for a Suisei's microbikini cosplay
>JPニキ shorten 'TIT FOR TAT' to just 'TIT'heh
>>29604728I will never miss a polka karaoke I'm awake for
Why are they doing a reset for Rust again?
Mumei is flat chested but has a nice ass, thoughts??
>>29605080>Mumei is flat chested but has a nice assproof?
>>29605077Probably so everyone else that wants to join can do so around the same timeframe
>>29605032There better fucking be.
>>29605080Thinking you are blind, she is medium.
AHHHHHH, NOT THIS SONG POLKA
SSRBs and Watamates RUN THIS THREAD
>dom zeta
>>29605060TKB!
>>29605080I've been told otherwise. Many have referred to her breasts as 'medium premiums' in a similar manner to Fubuki.
>>29605080Source: Animal
>>29604997If that's a man I guess I'm going gay.
>>29605108There isn't.
>>29605117Proof?
>this songFuck
>>29605117SSRBs are also notorious gun runners.
>>29605103Nahone
>>29605112Rank these chuubas in terms of cup size.BaeMumeiAme
>>29595387I FUCKING LOVE SANKISEI BROS
>>29605077It's forced by the game every time a new update rolls out. Also for balance reason so that new players don't get griefed by older players that already has a ton of resources.
everything below k cup is flat
>>29605020>>29605038Consider becoming a member then, it fantastic.>>29605069GOOD!!!!!!!!
any other holos doing asmr?
I need to zex Zeta's zussy so bad.
>>29605117I can't even disagree because an SSRB might shoot me
>>29605077so the servers aren't overload with the resources
>>29605032amazon jp is full of holo cos, including Lui.
Anya wants to be vore'd by her horse...
>>29605176Ame>Bae>Mumei
>>29605176Ame > Bae >Mumei
じゃんけんポンコツ
I will clear my schedule for mommy voice Zeta asmr
>>29605096>>29605112>>29605136She's flat, she can't even pin a pen on her chest and keep it there, she has a nice ass though.>>29605141Haha silly anon, if I were animal how would I post in 4channel?
Zeta's zubes status?