/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>2956934
She's letting it ferment so the taste is even more refined when she blasts it down an Anon's throat!

Matuli...

>>2956934
Didn't know about this, fuck that's hot...
I feel really dissapointed in myself right now

>>2956934
Today she also holding her pee because Aki Roze was occupying the toilet.
https://twitter.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1386590527252955138

>>2956934
God, I used to have an omorashi fetish hard back in the day. Matsuri is gonna end up reawakening it in me.

>>2956934
Why are women like this?

>>2956934
Yeah, "holding her pee"...
https://twitter.com/itolife/status/1211306114131714050

>>2957631
Imagine how desperate Matsuri would have been, waiting just outside the bathroom door, able to hear while Akirose sighs in relief and lets out a long stream of piss. Imagine if Aki took too long and Matsuri ended up having an accident.

Reminder: there's an actual HoloGra episode where Matsuri is desperate to piss and someone ends up drinking it. Based on this thread, I feel like Matsuri came up with that scene.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jnruFkwWZDU

>>2956934
>>2957438
>>2957631

>>2962647
Imagine Matsuri pitching that episode
>Haha don't you guys think it would be funny if I really had to pee? Like had to pee so bad that I was crossing my legs and bent over? Then imagine if someone drank it that would be really funny I think

>>2965918
That’s very funny!

>>2959131
it never is to late to go back

>>2962757
Matsuri definitely needs to go to the hospital again if her piss is foamy.

>>2956934
Sticking a catheter in Matsuri and filling her bladder with water to get her off
If you want to go /d/ tier stick one up your dick as well and trade piss
Now excuse me while I reconsider my life choices

>>2968519
I didnt need this to be my next fap

>>2956934
why is menhera like this

>>2968519
> stick one up your dick
why are you doing this

>>2956934
she should have a fetish for holding my dick

Well at least we don't need to make another Suisei ringo juice thread when the current one dies

>>2969255
Maybe we should stop using Suisei and start using Matsuri. She seems to be more in line with the content of the thread.

>>2956934
what the fuck, does it hit her g-spot or something

god I want to drink the menhera juice

>>2969649
Have you ever hold you pee for so long that you have that slight bliss when you release it all? That's what she pursue. Probably her urethra is sensitive too.

>>2970003
understandable, but what about her wanting to drink hoshikawas piss

>>2970069
Don't you want to drink your oshi piss?

>>2969649
Time for female anatomie lessons
There isnt much space in the small pelvis of women. When the bladder is full it takes up a lot of space and squishes the clitoris which can arouse women. However it's mostly the release of pressure that makes the nerves go off. Remember the clitoris isnt only that small bean you can see but extends like a stick with branches inwards.
Now imagine sticking somewhing thick in the frontdoor while the bladder is full and everything is already squished by it on the inside and you know why some women can get off better with a full bladder.
Bonus lesson: The G-spot sits about 2 cm (slightly less than 1 inch for burgers) from the entrance towards the "roof" of the vagina
Remember to practice good hygene with all things piss related or you are in for a bad time like our menhera.

>>2956934
INSERT
POCKY
URETHRA
KEK

>>2970113
kanpai!

>>2970164
Ohhhh so that’s why she inserts pocky sticks. Fun.

>>2970113
YES, and my oshi is matuli

>>2959828
I wonder if she licks the pocky afterwards

>>2970292
May one day, we would have the chance to be bestowed of the honor to taste the members juice, straight from the source.

>>2969109
Because you probably cant fit your dick in her urethra

>>2956934
Is Matsuri good at playing sniper on Apex? If she is good, then she's the rule 63 of TF2 Sniper

>>2970228
P-pardun?

>>2970228
>Sucking melted pocky chocolate out of matsuri

Senchou... where is the ambrosia we were promised...

>>2971218
Most likely we were blueballed by management. It's not like Matsuri would have turned down the offer.

>>2970069
How can you say you love your oshi if you wouldn't drink their piss?

>>2970164
that explains why women piss themselves after finishing. I should stop watching porn HELP

>>2956934
So she's the JP equivalent of Kiara?

>>2970641
But an urethra bead can

>>2973986
Kill yourself newfag

>>2973986
I didn't know chicken was into piss

>>2974578
She's into shit, which is also fucking disgusting.

>>2974618
How German of her

>>2974618
Scat is on a whole different level of disgusting though. Piss is clean in comparison.

I'm not turned on or disgusted. I just feel bad.

Man sometimes I wonder what the happened in Festival's life for her to become this giant mess of a person.

>>2969051
I want Matsuri to lock the bathroom and make Hoshikawa pee herself

>>2974618
Evidence?

>>2970355
Wasting food is a sin

>>2956934
wait!! does this mean that i could have bladder infection... fuck

>>2976334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt8k0ChNDmg
The nervous denial sounds exactly someone who has a scat fetish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1VJ1czhCk0

I want to drink Matuli's uti piss vomit.

>>2976654
>KFP will defend this
mother of fuck

>>2977028
>Matsuri will never force you to drink her festival juice

>>2976615
Just don't do it too often and you'll be fine. Women are more prone to bladder infections.

>>2970164
how am I just now realizing that due to the orientation of the womb the the best position for impregnation is actually doggy and not missionary or "mating press" as I had been led to belive

>>2974618
Isn't german/austrian humour quite scatological though?
I know at least of Mozart's common usage of it.

>>2978410
That's why every mammal does doggy unconsciously

>>2978547
Yes

>>2978410
wow its almost like we used to walk on 4 legs before we went bipedal...

>>2977407
Seeing she's tried it with pocky, wonder if she'd let me stick a pinky up her urethra.

>>2979885
Only if you're a girl, ideally a girl of questionable age.

>>2976334
She brings it up as often as Gura brings up feet

>>2956934
If Matsuri was consistently holding her pee beyond the point of it being unhealthy, imagine how many accidents she must have had.

>>2983545
I think she talked about having one in the train station when coming home from school in one of the Mamatsuri streams

>>2983622
Damn, just imagine a high school Matsuri being desperate to pee on the train, pressing her legs together and trying to hold it in only to lose control and totally soak her panties.

>>2978410
Don't listen to the other losers. The Press is about the idea and power dynamic, the actual science here doesn't matter.

>ywn fuck her with a full bladder so hard that she squirts it all out when you pull out.

>>2984007
stop, I just finished jerking off

>>2984108
>her legs quivering as her bladder is emptied with bursts of piss in time with her orgasmic convulsions, her eyes rolling back in her head as she finally gets the release she's been holding on for so long.

>>2983545
She pissed herself on stream once.

god thats fucking hot

>collecting matuli's piss and pouring it back into her butt

>>2956934
What the fuck

>>2956934
FYI you can die by doing this. If urine sits in your kidneys for long enough, your kidneys will start to absorb the urine leading to necrosis and eventually kidney failure.
You should probably tell her about this before it's too late, Lyger.

>>2984317
>der is emptied with bursts of piss in ti
source?

>>2987120
Have you ever watch Matsuri stream? She always goes to the toilet at least once.

>>2984317
sorce on this,.my mistake
>>2987246

>>2987290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7anff141mtg

>>2962647
this episode is pretty funny ngl

>>2988360
>Can I get permission to go
Definitely has a pee fetish

>>2988529
What would she have done if she was denied permission?

>>2990499
Held on to it, and not let it go, until we permit her to come.

>>2990711
That sounds pretty risky. I mean, we could just never give her permission and make her have an accident live on stream.

>>2956934
You can get an infection from that?

>>2991256
Yes. There's bacteria in piss, so if it doesn't come out when it's supposed to the bacteria stays in the body and can then cause infections. It's not a problem to hold it in occasionally, but Matsuri was doing it too much because of her fetish.

>>2978410
The uterus actually straightens when women are aroused
>pic related
Also please dont poke the 3D cervix that only gets you slapped
>>2987120
The kidney tissue gets destroyed by the pressure of the backed up urin. Reabsorbing parts of the Urin is actually the most important fuction of the kidneys because you produce about 160 Liters of urin per day otherwise
>>2991343
Urin is somewhat sterile as its just filtered blood. But when its backed up bacteria that usually gets washed out can travel up the urethra/ureter. Works especially well with women whose urethra is really short (only 4-5cm)

>>2956934
she's so self-destructive for the sake of sexual gratification it's making me diamonds

>>2983949
hot

>>2983949
IMAGINE

>>2983949
This is either hotter or less hot depending on your tastes when you remember that Matsuri was fat in high school

>>2993441
i dont care, she is matuli, im more personality type

>>2988360

>>2988529
I love when they ask to go pee. Okayu will ask chat for permission sometimes as well. No should always be the answer.

Is this the new thread? Where's the Suichan op?

>>2996451
Okayu asking permission reminds me of this clip:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WLoQr3DFZ-E
I wish Shion kept her there longer, but it's still pretty great.

>>2997229
The old Sui-chan one died a natural death, this one will do just fine for now since we don't need to flood the catalog with multiple threads about piss

>>2997229
This thread was made before the Suichan one died. Whether or not it was made to be the replacement, we can use it as such for now.

>>2988360
just a matter of time before she starts wearing diapers

>>2956934
she needs to be fucked until she pisses herself
...for her health of course

>>2999842
That would be really unfortunate, especially if her manager forced her to wear diapers on stream to avoid another accident

>>3000560
Marine asked Matuli's manager and he said he wouldn't let them do a diaper collab.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>3003966
Translation? Or at least a link to DeepL it?

>>3004104

>>3004251
Matuli...

>>3004104
>>3004251
Better translation:
>Matsuri has a bladder that can hold 1.5 times as much urine as a normal person, according to a hospital test, but she's not very good at holding her pee.

>I recommend diapers as they are the best.

>>3004358
>extra large bladder
>weak ability to hold it
>recommended to wear diapers
Matsuri is literally built for ambrosia, she's perfect.

>>3004808
All she needs is a weak gag reflex and a loose sphincter

>>3005101
also hyperhydrosis, can't forget that

>>3005101
She'll have a loose sphincter when I'm done with her that's for sure

>kiara doesn't gain weight yet eats like a pig
imagine

god i just want her to pee on me while im eating her out

Fuck, Festival is awakening a pee fetish on me.

>>3006384
It's hard to find a bathroom during a festival, your waifu may have to pee behind a tree.

I have this feeling that if she ever reincarnate, she'd do so as the most seiso thing since Sora.
There is no way she isn't getting tired by all this degeneracy.

>>3006601
>implying the fact that she would be the most "seiso" wouldn't make all the degen content made about her even hotter

>>3005101
I choose to imagine that all her time spent massively overeating caused her to have such huge shits that she was incapable of holding them in for any length of time. She's gotten somewhat better since she started controlling her diet, but she still can't hold it for as long as most girls.

>>3006601
based retard chinklover

>>3006601
What are Yogiri's bathroom habits like?

>>3006384
me too bro, I never thought that possibility before

>>3006601
Anon she did reincarnate... check /ogg/

Reposting from a previous thread because I'm sure you guys will have some good answers:
Which chuubas are most likely to wet the bed?

>>3008604
matuli, aqua and gura (only matsuri on purpose)

>>3008604
Ame pissed on her friend’s floor during a sleepover when she was young.

pls marine, do the collab. and invite okayu too

>>2977034
I want mama Kiara to shit on me.

>>3011291
I want to see Suisei in that collab too. Not just because she's the ambrosia mascot for this board, but because she'd try extra hard to hold it in for as long as possible. Which, of course, only makes it better when she finally loses control.

>>3008604
I think Lamy would totally soak the bed after a night of heavy drinking (which is most nights)

I want to degrade Matsuri after she wets herself in front of me so fucking badly holy shit

>>3016799
How would you do that (keeping in mind she'll probably enjoy it)?

>>2993441
How would chubby JK Matsuri juice taste compare to how it does now?

>>3008604
probably shion because she's a brat who is spoiled by her fans. she sleeps in for her regularly scheduled stream thinking her gachikois will wait for her, which they do, but she wakes up with the sheets completely soaked and arrives even later than usual because she has to clean up and put the dirty laundry in the wash. she's grumpy and embarrassed throughout the stream with the light scent of urine filling her room all throughout.

who else? maybe rushia since she seems quite small and likely has a tiny bladder to match.

>>3006430
This is actually very specifically my fetish. Bonus if she's wearing a yukata and has to hike it up

>>3024571
Probably tastes sweeter than now. She seems to eat a lot of sugar back then that eventually causes her to fatten up.

>>2956934

>>3024860
Girls peeing in yukata are great. I'm imagining a huge festival with all the holos, where the lines for the bathrooms are way too long and they narrowly avoid the humiliation of a public accident.

>>2992903
based urologist anon

>>2956934
I wonder why she gave us permission to whack off to her.

>>3024824
>ywn see Rushia desperate to go while you tease her about her small bladder
>ywn watch Rushia's face turn bright red as she fails to hold it in and pees her pants in public

>>3028645
>why
She's a lonely menhera, she just wants to feel wanted.

>>3007297
Loud and stinky. She has a tendency to hold onto it for as long as possible, so she gets desperate before she goes.

I want Festival to piss on my face so badly you guys

>>3025275

the rare roberu pee

why not just masturbate?
i am sure it feels better than pissing?

>>3041877
that's not how it works anon

>>3041877
You act like Matsuri wouldn't masturbate immediately after pissing. Also, it's a different kind of pleasure, it's not like one is objectively superior to another.

You think if you started pissing in her mouth while she's sucking would she gobble it up?

>>2956934
if you believe girls get bladder infections for that reason then I got a bridge to sell you in Brooklyn.

The most common reasons for bladder infections in women are
1) poor hygiene
2) oral sex
3) anal to vaginal intercourse
4) masterbation with dirty sex toys
5) herpies or genital warts
6) vaginal intercourse

holding it in too long is an old wives tale.

>>3042745
She'd start sucking with the force of a vacuum.

>>3042848
ohhhh matsurichan please suck off my foreskin I've been a bad goy

Imagine if Matsuri "forgot" to go to the bathroom before the 1st gen concert. Do you think she could hold out to the end before losing it while everyone watches?

>>3044228
She might be able to hold it, but she'd choose to lose control at the most embarrassing possible moment.

All this talk of holding it in, and embarrassment and shame from peeing herself, that shit not for me, I just wanna guzzle her warm gamer girl idol pee straight from the source. My lips over hers, not a drop will be wasted.

>>3025275
DO IT

>>3043378
joke's on you my foreskin's been cut for non-semitic reasons

>>3058834
I'm sorry for your loss.

>>3057731
the dream....

>>3041877
Masturbation with a full bladder feels better than regular masturbation.

I just want to drink a tall, warm glass of festival juice.

>>3042757
She sticks things in her urethra.

>>3063543
>glass
Give it to me fresh straight from the tap

>>2997350
That reminds me of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fpZrr1AOPo

What does Shion's fresh morning piss taste like? This is really important to me.

>>3066687
Warm and sweet with a slight tangy edge that comes to the surface the longer you drink.

>>3042757
>1) poor hygiene
>4) masterbation with dirty sex toys
This is why.

>>3069091
Does your oshi masturbate with dirty sex toys?

>>3069473
She's not my oshi, but Matsuri seems like the kind of girl who reuses a dildo without washing it.

>>3069584
no homo, but i'd lick her juices off her dildos

>>3069584
you're supposed to wash them?

>>3071189
They go inside you, of course you're supposed to wash them.

>>3071189
Do you not wash your onaholes?

>>3005437
I'm imagining so hard right now

>>3069473
They all do

>>3070148
I want Matuli to forcefully jam her piss soaked jizz covered dildo down my throat.

>>3076245
imagine how often she clogs the toilet

>>2976248

>>3041877
So that she can get off on stream without it being too obvious.

>>3090969
Plausible rrat. Her model often blushes and makes weird eye rolls in clips I see.

>>3090924
Nice

>>3090924
GIWTWM

>>3090924
What does HSKW juice taste like?

>>3102910
An initial blast of acridity that gives way to an almost citrusy body of taste, tinged with enough sweetness to be enjoyable but not enough to make you concerned for her health.

>>3099151
As which one?

>>2956934
Why does Matsuri look like a Monster can

>>3109721
Green downward lines on a black background? I never saw it, maybe you're drinking too much Monster.