/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

stop making early threads nigger

stupid sexy virgin whore

what happened to lumi

>>29444435
she's at a con

I've fallen in love with a whore

I love sluts

I didn't know she was capable of such hate

Attention Viennabros and Dragussy enjoyers! Our favorite cosmic dragon's birthday is 14 days away! So let's make sure it's a special one by making her a birthday card.

>Rules
Image dimensions must be a multiple of 200 (200x200, 400x400, 200x400, etc.). Besides that just make sure to play nice.

>Sending the card
The card will be submitted to Vienna's art twitter hashtag on the day of her birthday via an Anonymous Twitter account. Hopefully the anon that posted the other ones will also be able to post this one. If not then i'll post the card myself.

Thenk u thenk u gamers!

wife_dm_!

>>29444302
Good Pizza Dog OP

>>29444636
why does she look retarded

>>29444636
delayed by 1 hour!

>>29444713
>look

>>29444713
2D

>>29444526
Based
Anyways.......

>>29444628
>14 (FOURTEEN) days
>going to see this post 50+ more times

I'm just going to stare at this for a few hours to cope with the absence of Squ today
https://twitter.com/Cermrnl/status/1552657477207920642

>>29444742
Anon! You can't say that she's gonna keep delaying it

>>29444816
Dont watch her anyways
But the 3D is objectively better

>>29444713
The model does a great job of conveying her empty head, I'll give it that.

>>29444854
nope

>>29444796
Well i don't see you complaining about the others doing it.

>>29444854
why can't you just let her be a magical girl

RAKASTAN LOOMI JA HALUAN MENNÄ NAIMISIIN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, PERUSTAA PERHEEN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, JA KASVATTAA AINAKIN 30 LASTA TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, LAPSIA JOTKA PERIVÄT PARHAAT PIIRTEEMME JA OMINAISUUTEMME, MUTTA JOTKA OVAT MYÖS YHTÄ AUTISTISIÄ SUOMALAISIA KUIN HEIDÄN KAUNIS DORKA ÄITI

>>29444628
It's already been said but I'm going to bring it up again anyway, that image really looks like a cum png for edits if you glance at it

>>29444816
What's the reason dm likes to punish each one of her viewers because of one guy? Not just in terms of models, but also going on rants as well?

>>29445102
LOOMI JA LOOMIPOSTER EROOTTINEN

>>29444435
she's having lesbian sex with Alfi

What is our consensus on whores?

Well, it seems like the orcat's birthday is near. Let's show her some /lig/ love with a good birthday card!

>Rules
Image dimensions must be a multiple of 200 (200x200, 400x400, 200x400, etc.).
If your image has text, said text must be accessible (readable) (think https://thebestmotherfucking.website).
Submissions accepted until August 5th 6AM CEST (final minute of August 4th for EST), after which it'll be put up on her twitter art hashtag under an anonymous twitter account.

Try to not leave it for the last minute, since the card will be sent in the middle of the night.

한국인 친구를 위한 지침
> Shylily 이미지의 콜라주가 만들어지고 있습니다
> 기여할 수 있습니다. Shylily 의생일을 축하하는 그림을 그립니다
> 콜라주 중간에 있는 라이언 고슬링의 이미지처럼 원한다면 그녀의 생일에 대한 밈을 만들 수도 있습니다
> 단어가 있으면 읽을 수 있어야 합니다
> 사이즈는 200, 400, 600px 등으로 하되, 삽입이 쉽도록 정사각형/사각형을 사용하시기 바랍니다
> 그녀의 생일 전에 보낼 예정이므로 기한이 있습니다
> 마감일: 8월 4일
한국어를 몰라요, 이상하게 들린다면 죄송합니다

>>29445256

>>29444572
Whats wrong with rice? Its the vanilla of carbs

>>29445102
What's the great news?

>>29445311
That's why she hates it, she says it's literally nothing without other foods to back it up.

>>29445256
love 'em

lily dropping some heavy bombs on corpos, hololive and collabing with other vtubers

>>29445414
Want to elaborate? I'm not watching that trash.

>>29445374
>zoomer discovers that carbs are filler

>>29445311
rice and black beans are complete protein for a well balanced diet. It's the budget food of champions, but it is also easy to vastly over consume rice because it's so incredibly high density compared to other foods.

>>29444957
i can't into counting and thought the meta had shifted to shorter time frames

>>29445256

>>29445541
how rude

>>29445231
arent those drawings a major cope for chuubas, since except for the fair skin they have not one of their avatars traits or proportions?

>>29445541
>"more confident as indie"
>"it's like getting a promotion at work, you have a decent position but when promoted, you're more secure, but there's more responsibility"
>I'm happy where I am, with this freedom and less consequences
It's her saying she prefers to stay as indie nowadays (but leaving it open, business orca).

>>29445541
she's fine right now and doesn't wanna join a corp

Uhhhh ligbros? Why is ironmouse at 10K viewers? You told me yesterday our Queen Shylily was mogging her?

>>29445674
she said it before, no holo like companies, vshojo maybe.

>>29445672
what the fuck are you talking about

>>29445414
spill it

>>29445541
sure
>collabortaions
Lili would love to collab with holos and holos said they wanted to collab with her but autistic hololive managers stopped 99% of collabs from happening
and if they do 99% of the games they want to play cannot be played becasue they are are "reserved" for non collab holo streams

>joining org
one year ago Lili would've joined any respectable org in a heartbeat but now she wants to remain indie
she said corpos restrict vtubers too much

>collabing
she's more than willing to collab with other vtubers but often she's the only one to come through while the other party just doesn't show up despite organzing collab


tl;dr
once you're orca ligger corpos are only a downgrade for you

>>29445672
Anon, is this your first time watching anime ever?

>>29445707
Tabs.

damn you premature poster... AGAIN...

I can kinda feel that. I was the most carefull, with always wearing mask only going out to get groceries and keeping my distance from everyone and I still got it, because I was the only one that did all this. There are like no masks in the stores and people start coughing and smearing their goop everywhere while licking each others faces (you can probably thank sheep for infecting the amsterdam gang, since she had it a few months back and was probably asymptomatic)

>>29445780
strokechama?

>>29445777
>>29445780

why is the thread so bad right now?

>>29445919
it's not, tourist-chama

>>29445876
explain what you don't understand and i will try to write it again

>>29445672
next you're gonna tell she isn't a real viking

>>29445919
because you're here, leave

>>29445186
Lumi really does get some top tier art

>>29445937
I mean
>collabortaions
>organzing

>>29445707
my nigga shoto...no...

>>29446102
wdym becasue now I don't understand

>>29446102
*spits on ground*

>>29444336
Bootleg_dm_!

>>29446102
People can read and understand words when they somewhat make sense in the sentence and they start and end with the right words. I'm sure you can manage with ESL-anon having a stroke

>>29445672
At least from what I've seen, many indie vtubers irl do somewhat resemble their avatars
I suspect model artists often work from real-life references

>>29446282
>Anne Frank in her attic, 1944

Most people that join orgs in general even outside of vtubing just use it as a way to retire unless their contract specifically requires them to put in hours.

>>29446333
>right words
I meant right letters

>>29446282
what crime is tob most likely to get arrested for?

>>29446314
are those even copyrighted? do they count as art and the artist makes his own copyright or are they just products of services? because tracing should be legal unless they put a patent on it

>>29446452
embezzlement

>>29446452
catfishing

>>29446102
if you can't still read those at a glance you're the one deficit in english

>>29446282

>>29446452
War crimes in Syria

>>29445152
It's her fetish-kink.

>>29446342
yeah, but I doubt they have double G cups and horns/tails/catears

>>29446452
Manufacture of a controlled substance

>>29446348
she died at a concentration camp of cooties...

>Says she doesn't like coomers
>Coombaits
I don't understand.

>>29446522
>chuuba switches to animal model
>I switch channels
simple as

>>29446522
WTF dm_bros?????

>>29446602
who, vagueposter

>>29446814
Me

>>29446602
There are too many chuubas, and especially coombaiters, live at any one time for me to reasonably guess who you are vagueposting about

>>29446876
I hope Leaflit doesn't see my coom posts

>>29446465
Patents are for inventions. Copyright is for art and you have that right the moment you create the work.

>>29446867
You're not live, and you're not getting my cum today, Squ.

>>29446932
I'm afraid she does, but she's also probably seen much worse

>>29446528
Nobody is an anime character irl, but
>they have not one of their avatars traits or proportions
seems like a bit of an overstatement.
And artists making the tits bigger is an inevitability - even if they think it makes the drawing worse, the general audience rarely agrees

>>29446932
She most certainly has. I want to know if she shows her mom the Asari posts.

LEAF PLS TRAMPLE MY GENITALS

what was buffpup nervous about today?

i don't like it when i see anons talking about my oshi
leave her alone, she's mine

>>29446488
Imagine the Flex.

Huh? Anyone else can see if stream alerts are down?

>>29447450
i'm going to cum down your oshi's cock and impregnate her balls.

Shondo news: She would never "physically" go to any sort of convention, it is "not her kind of scene". Unsurprising since she's just about the only real hikki vtuber with actual issues.
Also her ko-fi was struck down by spam reports for NSFW apparently, but she says she's working with support and it should be back in a day or two.
She is streaming in an hour.

>>29447450
I'm going to impregnate you oshi and give them a loving life and family for 5 years only to go to the store for milk and never returning, going to impregnate your next oshi!

>>29447450

Cool Lucy pyre is love with another non-ffxiv game stream

>>29447560
hot

filian is based

>>29447742
>Stray

>>29445414
>>29445674
>>29445690
>>29445780
wow what a surprise that someone who is making a massive amount of money wouldn't take a paycut to have less talent freedom

Shylily has 10k viewers watching her customize donation setting and having her boyfriend speak donations publicly.

god that FOCKING ass tho

>>29448012
Yes, Vei, everyone knows you're racist.

>>29448107
she has 7.6k...

>>29448129
she has transcended the need for content.

>>29448207
Guess most people don't enjoy getting cucked then, she was just at 9k

>>29448012
she's not saying anything new but she's still right
joning org only makes sense when you're a 2view

>>29448246
no she wasn't.

>>29448246
how are they getting cucked when they're internet randoms she doesn't know
she's not their gf
they cannot get cucked

>>29448382
stop falling for bait pls

>>29448382
cuck

>>29448225
no that would be Numi

>>29445414
Hasn't she only been relevant since February? The fuck does she know? Making a subathon gives you more money than any corpo can?

>>29448408
okkkkk

No one cares about numbers.

>>29448129
I don't like the model. Her head is 3 times as wide as her waist when looking from the side, and her back is permanently curved like she's trying to stick her modestly sized ass out as far as possible.

>>29448474
Based but also wrong

>>29448434
>The fuck does she know?
What she knows? She said it was for her, even gave the dumb employee promotion example.

>>29448474
I care about Milky's three numbers, if you know what I mean

>>29446161
meh, our nigga shoto was at 15k and only dipped to below 10k cuz he's just reading supas

>>29448129
genuinely awful

>>29445257
I'm already looking forward to her reactions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-ZAUyhZj38

>>29448476
>her back is permanently curved like she's trying to stick her modestly sized ass out as far as possible
That's exactly what's happening.

>>29448434
The corpo cut is rough. Getting $35 of every $100 in superchat and that's before tax. I wonder what the membership split is like

>>29448474
I care about Shoto's numbers because he keeps women in their place.

>>29448474
Isn't Geega only in vtubing for the numbers?

>>29448474
Everyone cares about numbers
The people who post things like
>oh no xbros! only yk today! what went wrong...
should reconsider their life choices

>>29448840
geega is a vsj+ forced meme

>>29448129
>>Plap!-Plap!-Plap!-Plap!-Plap!

>>29448804
he's just taking luxiem's leftovers

>>29448883
but this is /lig/

>>29449053
so?

>>29449011
leave us shotofags in lig, go back to /nijien/

>>29449112
So why should we care about what happens in /vsj+/?

>>29449194
>we

>>29449212
haha he did the thing!

>>29449264
>he

>>29449053
some guy in this thread is very mad that geega gets to have sex with the queen of /lig/ and he doesn't

>>29449191
you don't actually watch him though you just like his numbers

snuffy live

>>29449294
That's me but I didn't make those posts

>>29448648
I hope that she leaves a comments on the card on Twitter. So far the only one to leave a comment on the card on Twitter was Shondo.

>>29449407
I don't see it happening
maybe vienna or tob

>>29449407
She showed it on stream and laughed at it and thanked us too. Didn't expect it but shouldn't have been surprised given how Shondo is. (Very nice)

>>29449294
>geega gets to have sex with the queen of /lig/ and he doesn't
who is the queen of /lig/? saru? snuffy?

>>29449527

>>29449527
saru, snuffy, tob, bat
we need a /lig/ civil war to decide an official queen

>>29444628
800 hours in paint

>>29449527
It's Saruei without a doubt, but Geega doesn't get to fuck her.

>>29449527
Snuffy is the undisputed queen of /lig/

>>29449653
I don't think anyone considers Tob queen of anything even she is liked by most anons here and is the reason this thread exists

>Giri was kiled in a storn and no one noticed or cared

>>29449719
>>29449788
Fight! Fight! Fight!

>>29449670
kek

The queen of /lig/ is a chuuba that doesn't exist yet.
Take an amalgamation of Saruei's models/Filians content/Snuffy's personality.

>>29449847
I mean...she wasn't cooking, right? Anyway, Numi's awake

>>29449889
There's nothing to fight about. Snuffy is the queen

you'll never know who's my kamioshi

>>29450186
Snuffy isn't even in the top 5 most discussed liggers here.

>>29450186
snuffy belongs to vsj, this thread is for saru chads

snuffy trying to become the queen of unity by getting other chuubas merch and logos as outfits she can have on her model

>>29450298
Is it Tyler1?

>>29450313
That's just because she never streams

There are no lig queens, because queens are corporations.

>>29450116
>Snuffy's personality
An autistic pothead?

>>29450372
no, too short.

>>29450298
She's can't be your kamioshi if you don't schizopost or goslingpost about her

Speaking of things snuffy plans to do at some indeterminate time in the future, what happened to the vrc gym she was planning that other vtubers could come hang out in and work out?

>>29449527
>>29449653
time to make a poll again

>>29450560
my kamioshi is too precious, the perfect being, she's very rarely talked in here.

>>29450568
Polls are almost useless when it's so easy to rig them. It's obvious which ligger gets talked about the most.

>>29450567
She probably thought about it for more than 3 seconds and realized working out in VR gear is a terrible idea

>>29450567
i think its getting there, shes posted WIPs of it in discord. The exterior of the gym seems largely done so now it just the interior left

>>29450717
Pikamee?

>>29450717
My nigga shxtou?

I just want to say that I have a lot of respect for all of you who shill your smaller liggers. I'm really on the fence if I want to do it myself, on one hand I want my oshi to get more views but I also don't want to send some schizo 4channers her way.

>>29450827
exactly

womp womp

why does Numi sound like white girl
i thought you guys said she was asian

>>29450966
I have respect for the people actively shilling their small oshis but the ones who just announce they are a streaming, drop a link and fuck off are dumb fags.

>>29450966
This community is irrelevant. You would only be sending like 10 people from this thread to someones stream at any given time at best. If they are super small then that can help give them a boost but once you are in the several hundred range it doesn't matter.

>>29450966
with liggers the 10 or so 4channers that check them out will just be a drop in the bucket.

>>29450966
be like husband dm
im pretty sure he's the reason liggers started watching her

>>29450966
But all >our chuubas do just fine with >us in their chats. Unless your chuuba has Cimrai-tier Twitter takes it won't be a problem.

>>29449527
Meat perhaps? She gets OP and OC more than most and is beloved by all. Several notable goslings too.

>>29451063
Yeah she's a flip

>>29450966
But I'm already in there.

>meat
>goslings

does not compute

>>29451377
Then you should keep being a good boy/girl.

>>29451237
so she looks like Neon?

>kamioshi
Whores.

>>29450966
Look most of us know how to control ourselves outside of 4chan so of you want to shill then shill
We know how to not act like a sociopath out there


But you would probably only get like 5 people from here to watch her consistently

>>29450966
I started watching tob because of tobposting. Same with bat.
Subbed to tob now, will probably sub to bat during the next stream I catch.
Shill your oshi, it can't hurt. 4chan weirdos who don't hide their power level will get banned from chat anyway.

https://www.twitch.tv/girl_dm_

wife_dm_ online playing The Quarry!

>>29444796
Then make a bunch of cards and get it filled quickly so it won't get posted anymore

>>29447878
>>29451965
>Stray
>The Quarry
I have been mindbroken and I now enjoy these games.

>>29450966
At worst the people who watch her due to your shilling will say something cringy and get banned.

>>29452135
That sounds an Athena Bambina's troll.

>>29450568
Too easy to rig. The best way to work it out would be a kissing contest with me

>>29451965
2d...

>>29451950
Tob is the first chuuba I subbed to (not counting Prime subs) and I always said subbing was pointless and gay. I can't live without her emotes now.

>>29451476

>>29451965
What is she like with horror games, should I turn down my audio ahead of time?

I fucked up, sorry. In the interest of fairness, new poll: https://forms.gle/TChP5FiGNi6AbR3Q7
This will stay open until probably mid-day Saturday PST

>>29452510
do I have to send my answers again if I had already done it (once) when it was set to multiple answers per email?

>>29452495
she's not gonna blow your headphones if that's what you're asking

The only way DM is going 3D again is if she gets a 3D of her magical girl outfit. I don't know how it's that hard to figure out or if you all just like beating a dead meme into the ground.

early meat

>>29452589
>or if you all just like beating a dead meme into the ground
nah they're trying to guilt trip her into reverting

>>29452589
or if she gets bored becasue her 2D will be overused
at some point old models feel fresh becasue you haven't used them for a long time
she's gonna be switching between 2D and 3D in fall mark my words

>>29452615
Early rats and bats and rats and bats and rats and bats and rats and bats and rats and bats and rats and bats and rats and bats and rats and bats and rats and bats and rats and bats and rats and bats and rats and bats and rats and bats and rats and bats and rats and bats and rats and bats and rats and bats and rats and bats

>>29452777
Where's the early meatcoin tho?

>>29452908
A big magpie swooped down and took it, please understand

puttin my stuffy in snuffy

>>29445231
https://twitter.com/AlfhildeO/status/1552671570086313986
Hopefully not. Alfi is following in the proud tradition of vtubers destroying bathrooms with their asses.

>>29452551
Yes, I apologize

>>29452589
There are three anons here who actually care about her using that model. Everyone else is shitposting because those comments piss her off.

saru's going crazy in her offline chat

>>29453154
>Saru's going crazy
How weird, she's usually so well composed.

Shondo is LIVE! https://www.twitch.tv/fallenshadow

>>29453142
dm seems way too fragile to ego search on /vt/ so those trolls are kind of pointless.

>>29453154
What has she been saying?

>>29453290
Yeah but I'm still gonna 3D shitpost

>>29450966
I don't have to worry, Bat's good at filtering schizos. Though most fags from here fit right in to her community anyways.

>>29451794
noone knows (except for the hundreds of creeps that secretly took photos at the cons)

>>29453334
she demands my sperm or she won't stream

>>29453334
Awahawahawahawahawah
Awah
Awahawah
Awah
Eruigjertiigjeior
Reeeee stopid

>>29453334
she was screaming and shit, streamlabs is down aparently

>>29453426

>>29453381
>secretly
some dudes literally shoved a camera in her face and then ran away

>>29453381
>>29453469
she literally (intentionally) showed her face on stream you retards

stretch redeems are BASED

>>29453469
all me

>>29453510
oh yeah i forgot about that. same stream she talked about the camera guys too.

>>29453142
>>29453290
I wouldn't even say it's done to piss her off, asking for her 3D is practically a ritualpost at this point

I'm actually surprised at how many people respect vtubers wishes at cons to not show their IRL pics.
Wanting privacy when willingly going out in public is sort of an unhinged desire.

>>29453510
well
is she cute or not

i love snuffy and her music taste

>>29447019
She said she does and Asari likes them

Do you think you would have any chance of gaining a decent following if you were to become a Vtuber?

>>29453635
I never went to one but not taking pics without permission seems to be a standard thing in cons, though it mostly applies to cosplayers.

>>29453684
Fuck no, I'm boring and have 0 skills

>>29453640
yes, not gonna post it here in case jannies think I'm posting dox
pretty sure it's in her first stream vod after AX ended, she left the pic on screen for like 20 minutes

>>29453640
idk. she wasn't ugly.

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1539079766 at 1:56

/lig/ does not watch green cat chuubas, it is all a clever ruse

>>29453684
i'm about as interesting as mouldy mashed potatoes.

>>29453684
not really because I can't make conversations out of nothing nor steer them on my own which is like essential to being a good streamer

>>29453775
i am in love with this beautiful whore

>>29453829
why did Filian insult dm
i thought she had no beef with her

>>29453775
I've said it before and I'll say it again
She looks good

>>29453775
cringe

>>29453899
I don't know what you are talking about but pretty sure Filian has no problem taking shots at any vtuber.

Except 50-100 viewer ones you've never heard of. She likes those ones for some reason.

https://twitter.com/Saruei_/status/1552722512970145792?t=WZj0eYhvX5EdYBAbsS4FpA&s=19
>saru isn't a based smegma enjoyer
That sucks

>>29453899
dm is one of the first (and only) /lig/gers Filian follows. Also Vienna oddly enough, probably because of League.

>>29454061
>advocating for circumcision
dropped

>>29454061
genital mutilation isn't a joke

>>29454061
smegma is gross. wash your cock faggot

>>29454060
>Makes fun of Ironmouse's health twice in one stream last night
>Has a wresting match with Vei vs Shylily
Interesting...

>>29453684
I'm mentally ill and have no social skills and Im not a girl, so no

>>29453829
UOH 3D GREEN CAT EROTIC

>>29454061
>not using her mouth

absolutely terefah

>>29453684
I'm an ESL and my concept of "gaming" is spending hours doing barely anything or doing shit that is only fun to me due to autistic narratives I build in my mind.

>no everyone prefers when I do the fake deep voice
>everyone in chat says they prefer normal
>no you guys are just biased look at my youtube comments
fucking hell shondo, at some point it's almost insulting you refuse to acknowledge anyone that appreciates you because you think only your critics are honest

>>29454163
>_dm_ flashbangs
Imagine

>>29454061
Cringe and Kellogspilled

>>29454061
But smegma is a shit fetish, also clean your dick

>>29454219
i wish she'd listen to me and stop pedo baiting

>>29454061
what the fuck is her problem?

>>29454270
I do clean my dick
hentai where women lick the smegma off someone's dick is hot though

>>29454136
>>29454270
It smells like concentrated sex and doesn't taste like anything if you're concerned about blowjobs, how is it a shit fetish?

>>29454282
She will never stop pedobaiting because she desperately wants to be a little girl.

>>29454363
>smells like concentrated sex
you have nose issues, it smells like shit and makes even me vomit

Looks like chat might be semi broken for sarus stream seeing how she's still testing it

>>29454363
>and doesn't taste like anything
I agree with the smell but is this about taste true? are you speaking from experience?

>>29454061
>condoning circumcision
what the fuck? is she one of THEM?

>>29454476
she's just ignorant about penis anatomy.

>>29454510
she needs correction

>>29454106
>>29454476
She thinks your balls will literally explode if you don't jerk off for a month, but you expect her to have nuanced views on circumcision?

>>29454465
I tasted my own and it didn't taste like anything

>>29454723
>your balls will literally explode if you don't jerk off for a month
but that's true

>>29453684
I've gotten a lot of compliments from strangers on my voice and people love me when I'm drinking, so maybe.

>>29454723
my balls will explode if I don't jerk off for 3 days

>>29454061
I'm uncircumsized and I've never gotten it, do people just like not clean up after they're done fapping or what?

>>29454868
where is veener

>>29454868
I'll jerk you off then anon don't worry

>>29454723
the longest i went was for 2 weeks
and when i came it was like a fucking fountain
i'm assuming you need to be castrated to go longer than that

>>29454723
its not that nuanced that mutilating a babys genitals is bad

>>29454889
So you go through the effort of pulling back your entire foreskin every day to clean it? I can't even be bothered to bend down to sxrub my legs in the shower I'm not doing that

>>29455007
>So you go through the effort of pulling back your entire foreskin
>effort
nigger what

>>29455007
stinky

>>29444302
I LOVE PASTA DOG

>>29454868
cooming is much more satisfying if you do it once a week

>>29454980
thanks bro, I knew I can count on my liggas

>>29455067
normalfag

>>29455102
no it's not

>>29455007
You do not deserve penis privileges, I'm revoking your penis.

>>29455102
boomer cope

I've had enough, I need a whore to take my virginity RIGHT NOW

I actualy have intense ball pain, not rely ball, the tubes up where they go into your thigh, pain the last week and it gets worse when I cum so I think I might have overdone it since I came 30 times last week to sarus animations and I'm not young anymore, so I'm doing nofap to see if that helps, I think my tubes are irritated. I'm on day 3 and it's getting hard.

>>29454996
You'll usually start having wet dreams if you go longer than that

>>29455102
no, it means you're weak

>>29455116
This gif unironically makes me feel weird and not good weird
I think my brain doesn't know how to react to veener flirting

>>29455007
I can clearly picture how fat you are

>>29455219
this ligga got testicular torsion

>>29453684
I have a relatively unique concept that I think could work
but I would not be able to except
and honestly the concept itself ends up being pretty rigid
and doesn't mesh will with growing an interactive community

I can smell a frog fansly post soon

>>29455306 (me)
>except
execute

basically it would work better if I were some kind of art fag with an existing audience that just streams occasionally instead of having to be an entertainer

>>29455302
I was scared of that but they don't feel twisted

>>29453684
I would only do it to meet some people and get a little self confidence. No way in hell I'd want to do this for real. Also an excuse to do karaoke is cool.

>>29455219
Say goodbye to your penis.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My big breasted oshi is naughty.

>>29455376
what is that expression trying to convey?

>>29455376
Thanks saru, looking forward to it

vampire hunting ASMR with shondo

>>29455391
Go to the doctor and have them fix your balls before they have to cut them off.

>>29455446
based

>>29455446
Anon... She's taken...

>>29455446
Kek

>>29455219
anon is russian

>>29455219
This succubus frog ruined your balls
rip my ligga

>>29455460
>Im having sex with saru but I also have to catch up on the last vod before tonight

tiny girl tickling, biting, and punching you ASMR with shondo

>>29455519
By me.

>>29455571
she would prefer you punch her anon
when will she release tummy_asmr.jpg

>>29455579
i will NOT get circumcised

My liggas do be horny posting

>>29455446
reported that emote
enjoy

>>29455579
nah I think I'm good

>>29453684
People have told me I have a pleasant voice, and vtubers find me funny enough. But I don't think I could translate that to vtubing, nor would I want to.
At most I'd want to stream book readings, which wouldn't get many viewers even if I knew how to network.

>>29455579
She is really good at finding new ways to underwhelm.

>>29455579
Too late.

>>29455670
it's not hers.

>>29455651
>>29455689
>>29455721
My foreskin was taken from me at a young age. At least I didn't get Metzitzah B'peh

Imagine smelling Geega's armpits

>>29455704
Do gay erp and VA like cottontail

>>29455579
what a bitch

If it makes sex better for her, I will get circumcised for saru, BUT only if she gets a breast reduction for me

>>29455534
>bottom left pic
can that- can that actually happen?

>>29455812
this is the gayest post in this general's history

>>29455837
Yes and if it isn't fixed in like an hour you lose the ball

>>29455579
she would botch your penis

>>29455781
>gay
>erp
No thanks. VA seems like fun but I don't know how to act.

Foreskin banditry should by illegal.

>>29455837
My brother woke up with testicular torsion one day, had to get one of his balls removed

>>29453684
No way, not with tranny voice

>>29455837
V-vtuber?

>>29455837
Yes

>>29455837
yes, testicular torsion is a very real thing and can lead to loss of the testicle
it shouldn't happen to most people unless you get in some pretty bad accident or unless you engage in CBT often

>>29455837
yes. that's what testicular torsion means. especially if you get hit by the torsion beam.

i dont like being reminded of my mutilation by uncaring women making it into a joke

>>29455897
that's kind of antisemitic anon

>>29455837
One of my classmates in highschool lost one of his balls like that and had to get a plastic ball replacement to fill the void. Now he's living with only one ball.

SHONDO FOUND A GHOST AAAAH

>>29453684
I have no interest in running a stream of my own as it represents the very antithesis of my values and how I use the Internet. At best I could be the crazy retard that's friends with a streamer and shows up occasionally on stream barely skirting the line of the ToS

>>29455934
It's okay, I'm part of the tribe.

>>29455881
>>29455903
>>29455906
>>29455914
>>29455918
>>29455922
The world is a scary place

>>29455600
Proof? Post paws?

>>29455762
Which chuuba has the best smelling armpits canonically?

>>29456104
I never sleep on my side because I'm afraid of it happening to me

>>29456138
Bat

>>29456138
I hope none of them have good smelling pits

>>29456122
Are you implying that Kim's actually a dog?

When stream starts saru will be rping as a surgeon, can we all here rp along by shutting up?

>>29456149
I'm glad I can only fall asleep on my back ever since I could remember

>>29456138
Extra musky.

>>29456138
Can you imagine Filians armpits after a full stream of doing flips and dancing?

Leave my foreskin alone frog

>>29456149
>have to sleep on sides due to snoring
and now you're telling me my balls are in constant danger?

>>29456246
*cums on you*

>she wants to cut off the entire head

>>29456337
not really, unless you do some really bizarre maneuvers while asleep

Fuck women who make fun of foreskin theft.
I did not consent to this shit. Why mock me over it.

>>29456337
Nah. Only really a threat in gymnastics and the like, somewhat easier through other exercise to happen if you've got bell-clapper balls.

>>29456395
well that's a relief

Does filian ever cuss?

>>29456411
It's not their fault, they don't even know what it is or what it does

>>29456473
I'm not sure. I know she doesn't say fuck and replaces it with things like frick/trucker. She hasn't even slip said it so I'm assuming its something she does off stream as well.

Saru does actualy give a doctor vibe

>Burgers seething they got their dicks cut off

>>29456329
Are the men on her fansly cut?

>>29456615
kill yourself

>>29456138
meat

>>29456615
Damn you cereal man

>>29456535
You don't see dudes going around casually promoting labioplasty.

so this is how lig becomes anti frog

>>29456535
being uneducated isn't an excuse anymore with the internet

>>29456682
always has been

>>29456682
Yes, that's good.

>>29456657
I don't know what that is or what it does

>>29456615
Just a couple minutes ago I watched some Russian do that to a POW. Not funny.

>>29456553
How?
She's a zoomer and she's
Uh
American?

>>29456682
>she get rid of all the American frogfags in 1 stream
Based.

God shut the fuck up nobody cares about your penis or you feigned offense to a joke

>>29456682
I already turned when she bullied some 2view into an apology for having a goth cyber slut look.

>>29456716
yes, and I'm against circumcision, but this is literally nothingburger
idc either way since I don't like her

Does surgeon sim actualy have surgeries? Everyone I see playing it just fucks around and throws the body around for 1h and moves on to something else

>>29456726
Do you know what labia are?

>>29456761
>feigned offense
dont have to 'feign' offense about systematic genital mutilation you dumb faggot