/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Sexy older gentleman

PAY IT UP, SISTER. THE MAGNATION DESERVES THE MAGBOOBIES.

>>29440636
Genderbend Uncle Nowa is too hot! I-I CAN'T!

PAYUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>29440636
REMAKE THE THREAD, DO NOT LEWD MY UNCLE

I... is it possible for men to get groomed? I'm worried about Axel now...

>>29440516
>>29440587
I’m just keeping track of possible yumejos/fujos. Want to see how much and how long will they support out boys

>>29440716
>>29440730
Dozo

>>29440747
>not realizing that regis has been grooming all 3 of them from the start
anon...

>>29440863
This is just Mori cosplaying as Magni I can't fucking accept this

>>29440832
>he does have a spreadsheet

>>29440891
>This is just Mori cosplaying as Magni
magchads i kneel...

>>29440832
Based spreadsheet anon
Please share it with us bros

Whatever happened to tea anon? I need my tea reps

>>29440863
this is just magni not magsister

Why watch women?

Upcoming
>A grandfather gathers his grandchildren to discuss how to feed the dog with the gift of knowledge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZIroLn3Fvo
>A hero takes public transport and lives(?) to tell the tale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqSSc4pv6j8
>An alchemist does the unspeakable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slZW5rR6CHM

>>29440255
>>29440255
This one might be a girlfriend or someone deep in the know. Don't be disrespectful to Axel.

What game could host a holoStars wide collab? All EN and JP

bros did magni say if his voice was doing any better... i don't want this stupid menhera alchemist to ruin it a week into his debut i'm worried...

>>29440832
Based schizobro

>>29440999
Stfu retard

>>29441008
amogasu

>>29441008
don't they normally do amogus for shit like that
also side note, i just saw some like 3-4 year old relatives yesterday, I did not know that toddlers were super into it

>>29440832

>>29440999
>Checked, but hide, report, ignore

>>29440999
Sup retard

>>29440999
>not realizing this is a unity thread
okay faggot

>>29440832
I hope you can track their periods too

>>29440945
I would but some of the names are sub 30 followers. They are just nobodies and I’m guessing they don’t want to suddenly become popular because of some anons autism

>>29440636
>oji-san, why do you look like that elf stalker?

>>29441004
Axel actually a based straightbro?

>>29441008
Left for Dead 2 versus

My little demon king can't be this cute!

>>29441158
All of them are dude.

How do you do fellow kids?

Am I going schizo or do sometimes the same anons respond to a shitpost on cooldown with their phones & pc

MAGSEX

>>29441126
Actually based. Good for you for being a schizo but keeping /here/ contained

>>29441215
>he doesn't know

>>29441002
Don't really like those horror games. Oh well, I'll watch for out psycho leader.

>>29441239
imagine the oji-san seggs

>>29441257
Stooooooopppp

>>29440636
HAG WIFE (MALE) LOVE

I've been thinking bros

Why is Tempus fans the only sane part of EN that seems to not have fans constantly trashing on each other's chuubas fanbases or the other chuubas in EN.

Is it cause they are bros? Like at worse we sometimes bitch about Regis's voice and even that has died down due to him settling into things after debut and him chilling out on the WAHs.

>>29441257
anon take this picture down of our private time it's very disrespectful

I want blue boy to commit nuclear genocide

>>29441008
Normal tier
>Minecraft
Based tier
>Amongus
Gigabased tier
>Gartic Phone

Mutt sex

>>29441008
Unironically project zomboid

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I NEED UNCLE NOWA WAAAAAAAAAAA SOMEONE CALL HIM UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>29441362
Because of bro unity, yes.

>>29441444
Checked
Also StarsJP just did a Gartic collab.

What do the bros smell like? I'll start. Vesper either smells like chamomile tea or old musty yellowed page library books.

worm

>>29441008
Megaman X2 speedrun race

>>29441362
It's because Tempus has chill vibes, like oshi like fan. People came here for comfy and they want to keep it that way.

>>29441536
Oga will fuck everyone up

>>29441504
blue leader smells like clean laundry and soap... maybe ozone... maybe blood

>>29441362
Most of the schizos got drawn to /hlgg/ while we got the people that make OCs

>>29441362
Obsess over woman you end up gossiping
Obsess over men you end up idolizing
That's how TV wound up with boys hettkng wrestling and girls getting talk shows

>>29441241
Posting is very serious business for some people.

Has someone made a soundpost of Magni's loading screen?

>>29441492
Yes, and I watched it, and it was kino

>>29441362
They just debuted + it’s just star culture
Jp fans shit on eachothers chuubas all the time too just to a lesser extent than EN meanwhile jp stars will all come together to attack one guy who makes fun of oga’s past or says temma is boring.

>>29441362
They're still new and fresh, not many rrats and yabs for schizos to use as ammo yet. Enjoy while you still can.

>>29440778
Is there one of these with Noir yet?

>>29441015
he'll be fine after some tea. screamo rock bands do much worse every concert and they're okay a couple years he definitely didn't do anything serious.

>>29441508
Nice

Anon, can you drop link to Tempus art like "The Boys" cover. Thank you

Why do tempus make better girls than the girls? They have personality of top tier waifu.

>>29441008
Minecraft but scripted minecraft like the hololive sports day but Tempus has to challenge each gen in their castles doing wacky challenges and batsudans
Anyone remember when Miko and Fubuki did custom maps on minecraft that was fun

>>29441158
Do people actually think Axel is an actual homo? The only homo is Magni which probably is bi. Regis and Axel are straight like an arrow and while I'm still not sure what Vesper is yet but he is leaning on the straight side.
source: an actual fag's gaydar

I know it’s just both parties being kind and polite, but I honestly ship Magni with Rio

>>29441689
>>29323808

>>29441504
Vesper showers twice a day.

>>29441704
Temma is indeed very boring

>>29441801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCkRq5SAxfA

>>29441008
Zomboid or Rust

>>29441747
Screamo is a technique, you're not actually shredding your throat. Actual screaming can do horrible things

>>29441362
Men can actually understand banter. You can dish out insults at each other but at the end of the day it's fun. But put a woman in the equation and everyone's IQ regresses.

I think misogyny might count as a flavor of tribalism.

>>29441903
Ayo man fuck you

>>29441805
"Sometimes it takes a real man to become best girl" - Someone in internet, 2020

>>29442017
>might

>>29441903
Still less boring than your entire existence anon

>>29441863
>gets greeted happy birthday 6 times
>instantly becomes a slut for Magni

>>29441850
Straights make up around 98% (or so).

>>29441903
Temma is a handsome soul and does his best

>>29441969
The amount of shit talk they dish out to each other is insane, they can't even go one stream without dunking on each other. Its such a fucking fast paced that the rrats are confused and can't even start HE HATES because they are so open about it. Also they are very supportive of everyone on twitter whether it be Nijis or other indies and also Magni slaying rrats and Altare slapping chat and tard wrangling them so they set up boundaries.

>>29440999
There is a time for cunny
There is a time for hags
And there is always time for the boys

>>29441508
magni stop shilling your worm crossover fics

>>29441504
Vesper said last zatsu he showers twice a day and brushes his teeth before streaming because he can't help but feel anxious about streaming with bad breath, so he definitely smells like soap and mouthwash

>>29441903

>>29441008
For anyone who said Minecraft it wouldn't happen because OUGAMAN is weak against 1st person POV.
The only feasible collab will be Gartic phone unless amongus can fit 17 people in one lobby.

>>29442073
I was trying to be gentle. We men are very emotional.

>>29441611
Leader smells like Red Bull, Axe and the cigarette he's smoking furtively out the guildhall window

>>29442135
Clean, but likely miserable hair

>>29441638
It's not just that, holoJP threads on this board are fine (just don't look at the /jp/ hlg).

>>29441850
anon... nowa's PL avatar should tell you everything you need to know

Requesting edit of this where Ojisan is edited to look like Nowa Ojisan.
Context for those who haven't watched is that elf girl is putting on a necklace that blocks his memory magic while she essentially rapes him while he's unconscious since she was infected with an aphrodisiac.

Alright guys I gonna mag out now, say hello to Uncle nowa for me.

>>29442094
People were memeing about it, but he's actually getting all the girls...

>>29441903
Aunties will make you wear cosplay and rape you anon. Be careful.

>>29442135
>brushes his teeth before streaming because he can't help but feel anxious about streaming with bad breath
oh shit me too lol

>>29441008
I'd like to see them have a go at another customized board game, but the language barrier is a bitch.

>>29442172
Max is 15, so not quite but can still be doable if some can't make it

>>29442259
Whos supposed to rape Now Oji-san though. I really like the Idea of Oji-san being Nowa though.

>>29441863
Me too anon, i ship them respectfully
They're wholesome

>>29442276
glad to see this meme is alive and well

>>29442271
>All these sluts being outperformed by a blue skeleton boy (female (male))
Based

>>29441362
Because it's pretty clear that they're all supportive bros with good chemistry. Cultivates a healthy fandom. Chill dudes, who talk in depth about stuff they're passionate and knowledgable about, like Sonic and Diablo. That resonates with me more than gossiping and complaining about girls, which leads to their bored fans larping as schizos.

>>29441362
well main thing is they dont have vaginas so that deters 70% of the weird parasocial schizos
Unfortunately the schizos that do stick around are 3 times as strong

>>29442271
He's getting all the girls and the boys and even Nijis and Indies can't stop replying to his tweets. The MagMan also is incredibly good at promoting unity, is gentlemanly on twitter, and makes good jokes.

>>29442271
>Tag: Mind Break

>>29442218
/jp/ is about as miserable as /lit/ so no surprises there.
Anytime I want to talk about doog though the thread is insisting I fuck the cat

Why there are so many homos?

>>29442395
>meme

>>29442202
There there, I’m glad we can get along and love Tempus together all the same

>>29441362
>Tempus fans the only sane part of EN
I'm gonna stroke my own ego and say it's because Stars fans are sane people. The culture here feels the same to me as the JP stars with MAGGING added. Holostars branding debuffs vtubers but you gain actual sane fans.

>>29442271
Magni's Harem Adventure is just about to begin

>>29442370
rio is going to be the oneesan who introduces magni to sex just you watch

>>29442399
I thought he’s a ghost?

>>29442271
AIIIIEEEEEEE STOP THESE SLUTS FROM LEECHING ON MAGNI!!!

>>29442449
Yeah, where is the “target audience”?

>>29442427
no one does it like magni

>>29442449
It's something in the water.

>>29440703
What's going on with holostars?

>>29442511
>oneesan

>>29442370
>i ship them respectfully
That’s pretty cute

>>29442335
Just Nowa fans in general I guess, so Elf doesn't need to be edited.
The caption/filename I have in mind is something like "Vestfriends when they finally meet Uncle Nowa" or something like that.

>>29441863
I never understood how Fujos ship two guys but honestly I'm beginning to not mind the shippings.

>>29442521
He is but he's showing off his skeleton all the time like a slut

>>29442484
If you look at /stars/ (although it has its issues) it is one of the most laid back generals on the whole board. I'm glad /mans/ isn't too different

>>29442564
He's the WHORE of holostars the only one to strip naked on stream. Not even OUGAMAN with his sex design does that.

>>29442590
Nowa fans are pretty wholesome, most of them don't want to rape Nowa-Oji though.

>>29441969
You an idiot if you think women can't banter. But I do agree, these boys can banter far better than most livers I've watched, it's very charming

>>29442259
>she essentially rapes him
Bullshit, she always gets cock-blocked.

>>29442135
Hm… Irish Spring and Lavender, mint when he’s leaning in close to examine your studies

>>29442205
>hero-kun smoking
why is this sexy?

>>29442126
It's true, bullying is teetee out here. If everyone shits on eachother then no one does

>>29442721
Maybe, but it was implied that something lewd happened while he was unconscious.

>>29442462
Me too. I've been happy to post with you guys.
The only other places I really hang out on /vt/ are /ahoy/ and /asp/. The former isn't very active lately and the latter's quality has basically sunk to that of a random bait thread over the course of this year.

>>29442271
Turns out women like funny dudes.Shocker i know

>>29442721
What did she do to him that she had to block memory reading after knocking him out?

>>29442703
Ehh I’d say most goslings are looking to bully him in one way or another. He’s tailor made for teasing, but a few seem to want to take it further

How long do I have to buy the merch? I think I'll throw the niggas some money if they don't get monetized before the merch runs out.

>>29442714
You can banter my fuckin' dick, bro.

>>29442697
I wish OUGAMAN would, and then Nowa, and then, ME

>>29442714
They can banter, yeah. But to us, the audience, we can't even tell if they're just bantering or already fighting for real

>>29442880
A month from today, and I'd be very surprised if they aren't monetised before then, they all qualify already

>>29442955
OH MY GOD THEY HATE EACH OTHER

>>29441903
Suck a whale dick ya dog cunt

>>29441362
I can only speak for myself, but personally it's simply because I don't watch them. This is the first time I'm actually invested in a western vtuber gen. I don't care about the rest of HoloEN, for better or worse. Not gonna shit on them, but also don't really want collabs or whatever, I'd rather stay on my lane.

>>29442094
I hope everytime the Magni and Rio birthday thing get talked here about the number of greetings by Magni increases slowly until it becomes ridiculous
>magni just said happy birthday to rio for the 69th time
>he's gonna get pegged tonight

>>29442974
Oh, ok, hope you're right. There's Susan's cut to consider, but I can make up for that and then some with what shipping would cost me, and I don't have to keep plastic I don't need. Thanks, I'll wait.

I wonder if Regis gets bonked by management for the sister thing

>>29442880
their day 1 merch is mostly jpg-tier shit but the mug at least has a use
i kind of hope axelotls keeps up just so I can get another axolotl plushie in a year

>>29442697
>eight pack abs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZbx-gpa1to

>>29443144
everyone talks about their family all the time why would they

>>29443144
Why would he? Is EN management that much more schizo than the JP counterpart?

>>29443027
I don't really watch 'em either. I haven't given them all a shot, to be fair, but what I saw just didn't really grab me. I do like Hololive JP, though.

>>29442880
I bought the diorama already

>>29443144
If by bonk you mean giving him a high five or a fist bump then yeah probably

>>29443138
If you live somewhere the official holopro shop ships to, they earn more from that
If you're stuck with Geekjack then a superchat is better because the ludicrously expensive shipping wipes out the difference and then some

>>29443186
Not during their debut weeks though

>>29443205
EN management has Omega

For our obviously /here/ men
Make sure Nowa created a scheduled tweet for today's zatsudan.

>>29443027
i don't watch a single western vtuber that's not... our boys... the quality is too real

>>29443207
Same. Nowa gives me really strong Marine vibes since debut. Of course without the drawing and singing buff, she's just on another level, but his zatsu is out of this world. Reggie is straight up the best gen leader I've ever seen. Mag brings the hype, his intro is better than anything I could possibly imagine even at the highest peak of magposting. Axel is still a bit of a wild card, though I'm yet to catch his JP zatsu, but I ADORE his singing, and since music is my favorite part of Holo in general, I already hold him in high regard.
To me, holox and gen 1 were the strongest gens currently, since Fantasy suffered the Rushia debuff, but Tempus is up there, for sure.

>>29443144
nah, the girls have publicly talked about their family members and even saying they """figured out""" they were vtubers.

>>29441903
Unless you can do a byunbyun asmr where you hurt yourself accidentally, don’t fall

>>29442511
>>29442582
Yeah I was just thinking about their PL and they're kinda match... Rio reached out for collabs but no one really stick so far so I am happy that he get the attention he deserves. He's not even my oshi

>>29443205
I sure hope not, but more importantly I think Reggie would tell a manager to suck his cock if he didn't let him discipline his chat as he saw fit, these boys aren't pushovers and their management probably knows that. I don't know why EN fans really think that ts normal to expect managers to be like slave drivers, sounds really weird to me

>>29443205
>>29443186
I get the impression that Hololive management always want talents to maintain least hostility towards chat as much as possible, and tell them to 'ignore them if it makes you upset' as advice

>>29443311
>yagoo retweeting magni's sonic oc after a full hour of him shitting on management live
i think hero will be fine

>>29441863
Dude, after someone posted that clip of Rio giggling when discussing Magni... holy shit, Magni's ass is actually in danger

>>29442395
I don't think anyone in /mans/ knows about aunties.

>>29443443
Yagoo even retweeted his FMA thumbnail that pretty much mindbroke severals holos and nijis.

>>29443436
That's definitly not how it works with the JP branch, I think Izuru would have called Omega a fag and punched him if he was told he couldn't scold chat

>>29443483
Found it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKpfqtq8-kA&ab_channel=Kaname

>>29443502
Fill us in. Figuratively.

>>29443539
Magni is about to get corrected...

>>29443502
Now they do

>>29443432
The amount of pushback from tempus is nuts. They don't take shit from management, don't take shit from chat, and shit on tribalniggers, and numberfags all day.

>>29441362
>that seems to not have fans constantly trashing on each other's chuubas fanbases or the other chuubas in EN
You clearly haven't been in these threads long. There's been shitflinging every single day.

>>29443436
But he did, did you actually watch the moment? It's exactly because the girls keep bottling it up that when they snap they're unnecessarily rude and drive people away. He was extremely gentle and quick, said what he needed to say and moved on,without shitting too much on anyone. He was an example of how to do this.

>>29443539
I watched this shit more than 10 times already. I'm a male and I want it something to happen.

>>29443589
I have no idea what you're talking about

>>29443619
It's not nuts, it's Holostars.>>29443532 It's par for the course

>>29443589

>>29443539
I feel like I can understand the fujo mind more after this

I hope they have good individual merch when it comes, as I don't think I'd end up buying anything if it ends up like the IRyS hairband. What the fuck would I do with that?

>rio/magni unironically introducing our straight bros to shipping
is this the power of holostars?

>>29441801
This one?

just woke up, how was Axel's jp stream? after a quick look, I'm surprised to see so many chat messages in japanese
also the senpai outrage on Magni's Nina tweet lol

>>29443733
didn't she get a daki and a bunch of other stuff
but yea actual merch would be good

>>29443740
Shipping in Holostars is mostly bro moments with a dash of tickle molestation

>>29443740
I think it might be.
You guys educated me early; I was friends with a few fujos in high school.

T minus 1 hour to nowa stream

>>29443824
And making your bros sleep on the floor

I wish Axel would do a weekly JP zatsu where he basically updates the jp fans on what him and the boys did during the week. Would be really cool, though I'm not sure on how it would translate to numbers, if he cares about that.

>>29443539
>Magni-kun, desune~
Fuck me.

>>29443877
Maybe he read 5ch and realized they were right about debuffs

>>29443800
JAPANESE IS DEBUFF LANGUAGE
t. Defeated country

>>29443824
>spoiler
I had a bro who would pull this shit on me all the time when we were younger and it is just straight up not fair. And unnecessarily intimate!
>>29443876
True bros volunteer to sleep on the floor.

>>29443871
As I'm leaving for a job. Pain...
Can't wait for the archive.

>>29441850
Magni was out as bi and getting fucked in the ass in the pee ell.

>>29443527
Damn, missed that art

>>29443800
It seems it was pretty entertaining.


Honestly, there's one thing I'm wondering:
Is Axel attracting a group that doesn't really care for JP stars among the JOPs? Since there was the huge collab going on at the same time, fans were most likely there, there were some 5ch posts about some schizos being mad about him doing a JP stream, there's the EN stars being exotic and foreign and shit, etc.

>>29442721
If i remember correctly, there's one manga chapter that heavily implies she did something lewd to him while he was unconscious, she's seen dressing as he wakes up, implying she raped him.

>>29443539
>that マグニくんですね〜
He's coming for our maglord the moment the collab ban is lifted.

>>29443898
>tfw you won't get called cute from your coworker for your entire life

>>29443989
>he

>>29443539
ototo magni...

>>29443824
Just a little bit of pooping while your bros are with you in the bathroom

>>29443877
Must wait for the off collabs for that

>>29443877
That would be based and I hope Axel does something like that regardless of the numbers. Holostars needed a bilingual chad like him for years

>>29443815
I don't have a daki pillow anyway, and I do like IRyS, but a lot of merch is hit or miss. Not everything can be like the Fat Fuck. Merch for girls like IRyS, who don't attract that kind of fanbase, what're they going to do with a woman's hair band?

I would hope for something like Magni measuring cups or handy oven mits, a Noir tea infuser/coffee set, something that you can at least use.

>>29443539
NONONONO AWAY WITH THE BL, THE ONLY GOOD GAY LOVE IS YURI NOT FUCKING YAOI
BUT DAMN THIS IS STUPIDLY CUTEEEE AAAGGHHHHH!!!

>>29443877
Wasn't Axel the one that told Vesper to not focus on numberfag games and just play what he likes? I'm sure he doesn't care about numbers

Fujosisters, behave. You promised me you would respect streaming hours and in turn I would respect your horniposting in dead hours.

Why does Magni have the heart of an innocent shota...

>>29444024
>believing /vt/ rrats

AAAAAAAH
THIS THREAD IS MAKING WE WANT TO
FUCK FEMBOY TRAPS, FIRST OMEGA, NOW RIO, NOOOOOOO

>>29444071
They need male correction.

>Nowa forgot the scheduled tweet
Grandpire...

>>29444090
Imagine only posting things you believe in. Ngmi.

>>29444024
If you listen to his voice during the episode where Uproar went bungee jumping he sounds lower than this.

>>29444049
>Not everything can be like the Fat Fuck.

Yeah I would

>>29443994
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

>>29444067
No one would willingly join Holostars and be a turbo numberfag in the first place Astel is the exception but he's a special case

>>29444081
>innocent

>>29443877
Numbers probably suck ass but it will be good for his music career. Kinda like Mori.

>>29444024
It's been said many times before, but it's incredibly disrespectful to call Rio a woman because of his voice. Oga has stated Rio is a man

>>29444049
>I would hope for something like Magni measuring cups or handy oven mits, a Noir tea infuser/coffee set, something that you can at least use.
I really don't know why they haven't made more merch like this. I was banging my fists on the table in /ahoy/ for a dokuro-kun and someone let me know that they haven't made any merch of him because Cover doesn't actually own the license for that design. I'd hope that Tempus doesn't have that same kind of roadbloack going on. Somebody would probably buy that COPIUM flask for three digits.

>>29444126
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1552687022510264320

>>29443232
How is it?

>>29444133
This. One of the boys is a plane autist with hundreds of hours in flying simulators and the moment they play the Microsoft game, he will start going on a rant about the dangers of 737s, wasps inside tubes and letting children inside the cockpit

>>29443539
Uoh?

>>29444270
Thanks Uncle!

>>29444024
>has

>>29444261
There it is, the post I was farming. Thanks. And lighten up, faggot. Twitter is the other way, "misgendering" on purpose is just light bantz in the place that calls everyone a nigger and fetishizes rape. His singing voice is ambiguous, but his talking voice is very clearly male.

>>29443589
So what about worms?

>>29444270
>He's getting less robotic when tweeting
Oh no

>>29444049
that just proves that plushies are the best merchandise and we should get more of them
but yes the Fat Fuck is great

>>29444343
>but his talking voice is very clearly male.
I'll be honest:
I believe that he's male.
But his talking voice has a certain quality to it that feels very, very feminine, in a way that isn't the usual squeaky, high pitched anime way. I don't know what it is, but it's there.
And a lot of people feel like it.
And I know that it must fucking suck for him.

Watching a Noir stream is like listening to kino everyday. I love this Ojisan.

>>29444268
Make the copium flask a lava lamp and I'd probably buy it

>>29443539
Ooohhhh. I get it. He thinks Magni has a crush on him.

>>29444343
NTA but fair, I think the problem is that newfags can be genuinely dumb and some will actually think Rio is a girl (female)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7IJ4dHVEZQ

What
Axel was talking in japanese
Did he say anything interesting?

>>29444469
>a lava lamp
Do people still make those? Wasn't there something about them being super toxic or something?

>>29443589
nice

>>29444270
Regis has been in nearly every fucking stream. He really is leader.

>>29444558
lava lamps keep the internet running

tempus boys ranking from least to most female (male)?

>>29444523
Cute

>>29444609
Noir
Axel
Altare
Magni

>>29444350
I want them to play it one day for their collab

>>29444524
he said he'll rape magni tonight

>>29443733
I think Tempus should focus in only making merch that people can actually use in their daily life. Vinyl stands, stickers, tapestries and the common animu merch it's fine but it's only going to be bought by female audiences, I know for a fact that males will only buy stuff they feel it's worth "the investment".

>>29444652
>>29444609
axel, noir, magni, altare

>>29444027
>Tempus goes to a restrauant in Japan during their eventual 3D debut
>Regis and Magni accidentally the restaurant's after meal ice cream made with milk
>Regis rushes to the toilet first while Magni gets locked outside, loudly cursing in English and banging the door demanding him to open
>Axel rushes over to try resolving the issue and explaining to the staff why is there a loud gajin destroying their bathroom door but his retardation somehow makes the situation worse
>Vesper dies of embarrassment in his seat while shoving the ice cream into his mouth and pretend the world doesn't exist.
If it can happen to the JP stars this will happen to TEMPUS I BELIEBE

>>29444701
Imagine - a Vesper-branded duct tape! You can use it normally or make your own plastic ball.

>>29444701
but holo doesn't make jpg merch
i mean, i guess they do, but it's on the side next to all of the actual merch like the dinner stuff from gura, ina's laundry stuff, and the myriad plushies
jpg merch is the worst shit, but at least tapestries are like big efforts

>>29444792
ToiletTempus….

>>29444701
I don't think it has to be an everyday item necessarily, since those do get used away. I'd personally really love to have wax stamp with emblems designed by them, and it's really classy (plus point for playing tino Vespys scholar theme too).

I think the worst part of buying merch is by far the shipping, based on the sea of anons complaining about that. To those anons: have you never tried bulk ordering before or do people not organize that for Vtuber merch?

>>29444558
god dang it. then maybe something like picrel where i can shoot jets of air through the copium flask

>>29444792
>>Regis rushes to the toilet first while Magni gets locked outside, loudly cursing in English and banging the door demanding him to open
>He starts to break down and cry

>>29444944
I’d buy this

>>29444939
I have seen group orders in my country but for some reason they charge more than if I were to order it myself. Maybe it's for the kiddies who don't have a debit/credit card.

>>29444939
I don't think holo allows it, I wanted to get a second bread dog but it would be another like $40 shipping

>>29443741
Yea thank you

>>29444558
Nah man you can still buy lava lamps! They're actually surprisingly cheap if you can catch them on random sale at a big box store or something.
>>29444944
>>29444970
I love how this was the logical next step down. I can't even argue with this

>>29444558
lava lamps aren't toxic.
Also lava lamps are cool

>>29444558
Stop drinking them and they won't be.

>>29445154
But they look yummy.
It's the same dilemma as with tide pods

>>29445177
Cute

>>29445177
made me think of the atelier games where rorona and totori say the secret to being good at alchemy is "twirly twirly"ing it

>appeals to straight men, the bro appeal
>appeals to gay men, the cute retard appeal
>appeals to straight women, the yume/fujo appeal
>appeals to gay women, the bro appeal
how the fuck did yagoo do it?

>>29445177
Cute dog....Cute Nowa....

Can't wait to see nowa incorporate his tea hobby inot his streams somehow. youtubers of all varieties are at their best when they're talking about their passions

>>29444792
ToiletTempo part 2 gaijin edition

I have a very important question that needs to be answered instantly. Which of the boys is the most muscular?

>>29445242
Yagoo...finds a way...

>>29445272
Axel

>>29444343
Males have a weird sense of bantering

>>29444558
go to any shitty Spencers store in your local mall and you'll find one.

>>29445272
Probably Axel since he plays basketball

>>29444701
StarsJP anniversary/birthday merch are pretty useful. Bags, tumbler, socks, blanket... iirc talent got to choose it based on their demographic stat

>>29445272
From Tempus or Holostars as a whole? Each gen of Stars has 1 /fit/star at least

>>29445272
Only Axel has mentioned that he played sports

>>29445335
We don't really, that guy is just trying way too hard.

>>29445272
Noir in his PL was into cycling so he's at least fit

Just brushed my teeth and brewed a tea in preparation for Noir's tonight. What the hell's gotten into me.

>>29445272
axel has the highest strenght stat i think, so it's gotta be him.

>>29445408
Comfy

>>29444701
>I know for a fact that males will only buy stuff they feel it's worth "the investment".
For the most part, but I buy figmas, Nendoroids, Storm Collectibles and S.H. Figuarts and those are hardly very practical. They're dolls

>>29445392
I think that's code for "I watch Yowamushi Pedal"

>>29444792
Regis:Astel
Magni:Roberu
Vesper:Temma
Axel:???

>>29445408
>not watching Noir in your most tasteful lingerie

>>29445272
everyone's saying Axel because he likes sports but people forget that Reggie is a black belt

>>29445470
Same here. I think most guys buy anything that seems somewhat cool. Also why you hear so many stories about husbands needing to ask permission from their wives to buy useless things for the home.

>>29445408
True idols inspire those around them to better themselves...
I'm considering kicking my coffee habit to learn how he makes teas...

>>29445539
>shortest soft boy is unironically jacked and can snap you like a twig
terrifying

Holy shit

Hello bros, I'm here to watch uncle nowa
Also thoughts?

(((TEA AUTISM)))

Another tea review a couple of minutes before Nowa's stream!!!

7g of tea brewed in a 100 ml gaiwan @ 100 degrees celsius
10 - 20 seconds per steep
one 10 second wash

Pic related is a Menghai ripe puerh, I have no idea what the recipe or material it's made out because I was gifted this tea. Dry leaf smells fruity and also damp. I almost want to say basement-y. The wet leaves have a thick fruity aroma and undertones of cream. It brews a decently dark liquor but it's not as thick or dark as some other ripes I've drank in the past. Flavor profiles include cherries, dark chocolate, and camphor, albeit, a tad bit weak.

Kind of underwhelming, but I'm enjoying it anyway. Would be a good daily drinker desu
4 plastic balls out of 10

sorry for the bad camera quality, im using a garbage phone camera lol

>>29445668
holy fuck Noir

>>29445668
>>29445686
>it's real
oh fuck

>>29445698
Thank you tea anon

>>29445686
>>29445668
What the fuck

>>29444270
>>29444357
It begins.

>>29445668
Jesas

thank you tea autism anon i'm glad you're keeping us updated!!! i hope your tea is better tomorrow!

>>29445578
My brain is my wife and she wouldn't let me buy any of the 20 year old Bionicles I was window shopping for on eBay after I merely read a male vtuber say the word "Bionicle"

>>29445272
Axel

>chat thinks shindoL is a guy
ohnononono

>>29445698
do you use sugar?

ISRAEL

>>29445668
>>29445686
actually not nsfw
https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=1416381126

Noir is a man of supreme taste

>>29445698
Tea vestie! I was just thinking of you.
What steps do you take to brew using a Gaiwan? Is it better than using a kettle?

FUCKING KEK
And you faggots thought Nowa could be bothered by the rapeposting...

>>29445668
>>29445686
Eh, they aren't really super sexual

>>29445686
>>29445668
I KNEEL
MY KNEES ARE SHATTERED

>>29445841
I'm pretty sure when they get injured they get stripped

>>29445668
Pervert Ojisan… I desperately need to kiss this touch starved man

>>29440891
>>29440922
i now need
>Ina cosplaying as Reggie
>Bae cosplaying as Axel
who should be Vesp? Ame? Kronii? IRyS?

>>29444049
Late, but speaking as someone who's getting that merch: sweatband.

>>29445827
>>29445841
Damn... looks like I got them mixed up with that one oppai amazoness mod

>>29445668
Kinda funny but I strongly dislike 99% of all DD skins since they don't fit the feeling or look of the game at all and completely disrupt the visual cohesion

AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE

Think fast!

I wonder how hard you have to twist this man's arm to get him to talk about his perverse mods for other games.

I show boobs, one of you give me a DD steam gift

>>29445873
no one can cosplay vesp

Tempus darkest dungeon skins would be kino

>>29445832
>visible eyes

>>29445883
the shindoL skins actually fit somehow

>>29445824
>Darkvipez - HoloTEMPUS Clips
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTgRKQMk0VjHcLviSoRvnRA

shy perverted ojisan... is kinda cute...

>>29445686
Oji-san is more perverted than he lets on.

>>29445933
Piracy is free.

>>29445668
HOLY BASED also that reminds me of when this dropped and the insane controversy it generated

>>29445953
You could probably just make a full mod with them instead of just skins.

>>29445933
Your boobs are worth more than ~$3, surely?
https://cheapdigitaldownload.com/darkest-dungeon-digital-download-price-comparison/

>>29446008
.... he's just like my boyfriend. no wonder i'm so attracted to him...

Vespy is definetly a lolicon!

>>29445668
Based. So do i.

http://poal.me/1bw54e
http://poal.me/1bw54e

>>29445809
nope, i drink all my tea as is. no sugar or milk
>>29445835
>What steps do you take to brew using a Gaiwan? Is it better than using a kettle?
Steps to using a gaiwan are pretty simple desu
>put in the tea (the amount depends on how big your gaiwan is, and also the type of tea you are using)
>wash the dry leaves for a couple seconds, just to open them up, the water used to open them up is known as waste water, you don't normally drink it
>after the wash you can just brew on for 10-15, usually, short steeps depending on the tea

I've never brewed tea with a kettle, but if you mean if it's better then brewing with a teapot, then for me it is, just due to the fact that you can brew almost anything in a gaiwan.

>>29446047
>Trying to ignore the tits...
lmao

>>29446047
There's the Loli version to go with

>>29445992
Not to me. They look way too clean and "sexy". Even the sexuality in DD is grim and twisted, them being conventionally animu hot without being some sort of twisted horrible monster or having something throw it off is the problem here.
The bigger thing is that I feel like the animu esque nature of R63-ing all characters into waifu versions is extremely antithetical to the whole DD experience.

>>29445686
Wait does that mean he's into big boobies?

>>29446110
damn it's been years since i saw this
>those hands

>>29445272
Altare is secretly shredded under that jacket, he could break Magni in half

>>29446136
>no sugar or milk
based tea enjoyer

>>29446085
>lolicon
>not loli AND shotacon
don't get it twisted anon

>>29446217
IS THAT A

>>29445686
Ojisan!?

>>29445933
hell yeah, dude. show me them moobs

>>29446217
Oh my

>>29446202
I think this was one of his earliest doujins

>>29446217
>blue pubes

>>29446217
BLUE
PUBES

>>29446158
>>29445841
the elf is cute

>>29446217
ABAYO

>>29446217
>pubes
I'm pretty sure all DEXfags have to shave to have maximum aerodynamics

>>29446217
>he could break magni in half
please no... magni's throat already got pounded yesterday...

blubes

>>29446275
blubes

Would you tease vesper for being a pervert?

>>29445272
Axel got more defined muscles, but i bet Nowa is much more bulky

>>29446332
yes

>>29446317
Is Regis fucked? Do you think he could beat Dark Souls on stream?

>>29446110
i only like the one with the chickens. what does that say about me?

>>29446110
I like TSF Monogatari but that's about it.

>>29446008
This is just a taste. A charismatic TTRPG playing literary buff certainly knows how to approach romance and sexuality in a tasteful narrative that doesn’t disrupt the flow Tempus. I can’t wait to see what he’s planning

>>29446047
>Hating on S-purple's succulent art.
Man, what the hell is this?

Just checking in on you guys from Global, is Omega still retarded

>>29446305
We just trim.
>>29446322
Beat you by two seconds suckerrrr

>>29446332
yes

>>29445686

>>29445686
>>29445668
Is there anything this man does that isn't as based as possible?

>>29446317
Reggie about to ban someone from chat lmao

>>29445272
axel is the barbarian/gladiator/mercenary of the group
second would go to either noir or reggie. unless noir runs on vampire logic in which case he can be thin as a rail and still have superhuman strength.
last is maglord obviously. unless he can brew up some kind of muscle brew that jacks him up

>>29444964
>Regis tries to comfort Magni through the bathroom door to the best of his ability while trying to shit at the same time
>Axel comes back with 4 rolls of toliet paper in his arms but is helpless in this situation.
>He tries to awkwardly comfort Magni but all it does is reminding Magni the impending shit in his ass and Magni just wants him to shut up
>Vesper finishes his ice cream and is now tweeting in Perfect English asking for help on twitter
This shit writes itself

>Magni talks like he's always in charge of everything and the boss
>is actually a tremendous sissy and easily bullied
What did he mean by this?

>>29446358
That Lalafell can't even go down the stairs without a handrail

>>29445686
he is just like me fr fr!

>>29444667
Worms Armageddon would be nice
>Axel:Oh, so you meant THESE worms!

>>29446424
you know what he meant by that.

>>29445539
but he's korean so it's probably just TKD

>>29446424
GAP MOE

>>29445668
What else is on his private computer...

>>29446377
Yep

>>29446085
Admitted to preferring larger women/hags in PL

>>29445698
i really like the shape of that glass...mug? hot water container. got a name and link for it?

>2k waiting
I kneel, oji-san enjoyers.

>>29446110
I only like that one with the dog