/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

OP is a faggot. Ignore the thread.

>>2934768
why dad?

>>2935383
she isn't streaming

Have you deduced her weight?

Fuck off
sage

Look I'm just gonna concernfag for a bit here since it'd be too embarrassing to say this kind of thing in an actual twitter reply (or god forbid a fucking DM) so if you don't wanna see it just ignore the giant block of spoiler text.

I think there's been a breakdown in communication at some point here. A lot of us in these threads straight up don't speak Japanese, and even most of us that do aren't exactly fluent in it. When you combine that with our natural tendency to use insulting terms like they're casual nicknames, you'll see "menhera" (or "schizo" for an English equivalent in the context of these threads) used a lot and not necessarily for its original meaning.

I don't want to speak for everyone, but the impression I get is what when people say you're making menhera posts in Japanese, what they really mean is they can relate to the more honest/introspective posts. Everyone goes through a sense of imposter syndrome (I'm not sure if this term translates to Japanese) at some point in their life. I know it sounds weird but in an odd way, us calling you a menhera bear is a term of endearment. It's a way of saying we go through the same struggles in our daily lives.

The point I'm trying to make is, we're all fools on here. Don't take us seriously. We're just trying to show our affection for how much we enjoy you and your streams, and we're probably not doing a good job of it, but we mean well. Consider us calling you a reddit bear/discord bear/menhera bear/shitpost bear just our way of showing we really do like you despite how crazy we can act at times in these threads.

>>2935523
>we're all fools on here.
/thread

>>2934582
You fuck.

>>2935523
No I genuinely think she's mentally deranged but she's fun to watch so she gets a pass.

>>2935523
Well said.

>>2935597
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>2934582
stop making threads until the next stream
sage

>we
>us
>overthought nonsense
concernfaggots are fucking annoying
keep it to yourself next time

stop making generals

Even though you are a Neet,
I can love Dads and Moms
Even thought you are foolish,
I love you Brothers, Sisters
Every day, every time
I can stay with you on XP hill
So please subscribe to me!

I thought I would have to wait until the next stream
for the mosaic, tile is C8

>>2935736
mata ne beabea

I'm going to be more aggressive when talking about her and will point out all her bullshit.
That way she'll simultaneously get the necessary criticism she needs, stop this place from turning into a safe space and teach her to grow a thicker skin if she wants to continue using this site.

http://kotobaknow.com/menhera

Here is an article about the word menhera for those who can understand Japanese. My impression is that the word menhera appears to be as offensive as a white ass calling a black person nigger.

stop posting in this thread retards. It's for better good for us and her.

sage

>>2935855
>we've called her both menhera and a nigger
also don't bump the thread

>>2935842
Good shit

sage

>>2935855
>My impression is that the word menhera appears to be as offensive as a white ass calling a black person nigger.
I mean, it's not like we don't do that too. Bear needs to learn we're crass motherfuckers.

>>2918248
Thanks for the drawdad that made this, it's pretty cute.

>>2935855
No, the word was "reclaimed", so it's used by japanese zoomers and late millenials now.

>>2936124
You're welcome

>>2936172
>>2936218

stop replying

sage

This tweet made me feel really fucking bad for some reason, shes just an innocent girl bros...

BEA LOVE go back to sleep
But yesterday's early thread was full of schizos, so fuck off >>2934582
If you want to support her just stop making new threads for now

so sage and move on

>>2934582
Take that, OP
3D anon here, after failing miserably to rig the model myself i turned to auto-rigging by mixamo, and it's pretty decent for a 1-click solution.

sage

>>2936595
the lack of hair is really disturbing

this thread is totally going to reach bump limit isn't it

sage

>don't discuss beatani or make threads because reasons
Do you realize how fucking retarded you faggots sound? She's a random Japanese chick looking for a creative outlet and some income. Stop treating her like she's a retarded child. It's creepy

>>2936669
It will be added later, as of now it's not ready to be rigged, and i'm thinking to completely redo it because it doesn't look right.

>>2936218
Thanks as well

>>2936747
I thought we were not making threads for the sake of the schizo gosling doomposters, not Beatani

sage
sage

>>2935509
I have her at 59-60 kgs.

How is chicken getting the most views right now? What happened?

Hey Bea-chan~(^з<)(^o^)Can't believe monday already?!〜Take it easy and get some rest okay? It's really late so in case you're reading this goodnight(つ∀-)ｵﾔｽﾐｰ(#￣З￣)

>>2936747
I'm pretty sure it's just one schizo having a hissyfit that keeps spamming not to respond since if he actually wanted this thread to die the smarter thing to do would be to just ignore it

while I agree it's probably for the best not to endlessly spam threads I think some people wanna go to far in the opposite direction and act like any threads during off-hours are sacrilege.

>>2937476
CHKN? Streamers have always been able to rely on playing weird, janky kusoge for good entertainment. I honestly don't know why most vtubers rely on minecraft as a go-to game instead of trawling steam for weird early access shit like this. Beatani landed on some gold here and her desire to watch her dads fight in-game just makes it even better.

>>2937535
cringe

sage

>>2937535

Really liked the suggestion for Beatani to play Recettear last thread. Hope the bear at least looks into it if she's not familiar.

Yahoo (^ o ^) (^_^) Beatan, how are you? (￣ ー ￣?) Good luck today

>>2937626
I double that

Member only stream May 2nd.
Poors AWAY

>>2936935
Remember that she's not an amerimutt, anon. 45-50 is my guess.

rent free

>>2937626
I think someone suggested that game wayyyy early on too.

>>2937553
In this case, she's asleep, and there's not even a stream schedule yet. But done is done.

Was CHKN a random game she picked? I thought it was something you really liked for some reason. Good idea though

>>2937983
something *she really liked

>>2937817
She's short and doesn't like exercise, so I'll give it 50-58

Bea weighs 0 kg though.

These threads are bad for my mental health. Why do we have one when the next scheduled stream is over a week out from now. Nothing productive is going to be said here.

>>2937553
I only commented once retard. also we have agreed on numerous times to only have a thread when stream is soon up. otherwise it always devolves into schizo posting that will only make bea feel worse.

sgae

>>2938055
I move only to shit and eat, and I'm around 55 kilos

I think we should all try to find a middle ground, preventing the creation of new threads when she is not streaming is just silly, but the early threads always evolve into the same awful discussions (discord, collabs...) if there's no news to talk about
We shouldn't try to bury and ignore yesterday's stream, it was a good example of the challenges of the language barrier (and board culture at some degree) between Bea and us
I think it was just a dumb misunderstanding, but it should provide useful feedback for her future streams

>>2938083
Based digital daughter

>>2938115
Listener-chan... imagine

>>2937817
I based it on her RFA results, and the formula to calculate kcal burned.

>>2938115
You're a little guy...

>>2938120
How about if you have something to say about bea or the streams, you post and if you don't want the thread you just ignore it and don't participate
Because Having a thread in the middle of the day seems fine, but I don't like one after the other on a weekend when she doesn't stream.

I wasnt here, what happened

>>2938111
>we
(you)

>>2938360
Watamage...Watamage happened

>>2938246
I'm thin
I've got bony yaoi hands, too

>>2938115
ITTY BITTY BABY

>>2938115
What's your diet like? A single baby tomato every other day?

>>2938115
why are you proud of this

>>2936935
>>2938055
Are you just pulling thoise numbers out of your ass? I thought anon meant calculation her actual weight through her caloric expenditure, exercise time and heart bpm.

>>2938435
ITTY BITTY BOAT

>>2938521
>analysis and math
Who has time for that? I just want to post about architecture.

>>2938480
I eat good. Mama's home cooking is the best.
>>2938499
Not really, it's just regular shit to me, but why shouldn't I be? It's a privileged life.

>>2938599
I mean to each their own I guess, but i'd be embarrassed to be that little of a guy sure as hell wouldnt be telling people

Should I watch the last stream?

>>2938697
No.
KILL THE THREAD ALREADY.

>>2938654
Kek, again with the little thing. What's there to be embarrassed about? It's just weight.

>>2938697
Yes

>>2938697
Yes it's comedy gold for the most part.

>>2938115
Same but I'm weighing like 5kg more

>>2938697
Yes. The amount of schizos and concernfags it spawned is hilarious.

>>2938767
based fellow weightlet

>>2938697
Yeah. People are freaking out for no reason. Beatani is based, Dads are based, supporting your favorite content creators is based.
Have fun while the ride lasts, my man

>>2938499
>>2938654
So you're proud of being either fit or fat. Odds are it's not the former.

>>2938697
yes it was funny
i hope we get more drinking streams once in a while

https://streamable.com/yw7018
https://streamable.com/kiu8ar

>>2938929
kek that cuts

>Beatani may be heavier than me

Beatani definitely has a chubby voice

>>2939018
Have any goslings managed to survive this?

>>2939108
No
It was a bigger holocaust than before. Specially with her later talk.

>>2939018
I love this bear

You newdads just don't get it, huh?
sage

>>2939172
They really fucking don't.
KILL
THE
THREAD

no

>>2939172
>>2939209
t. concernfags

>>2939172
>>2939209
It's a losing battle, there's no point swimming against the flow.

Less arguing, more making stuff for our daughter.
Do your reps. Get to it.

>>2938115
Same, though I was down to 46 at one point. 175cm
It's pretty based though, it enables autofellatio.

You know what? I recovered since the last stream. Good day /yah/! Do your art reps, nihongo reps and fit reps!

>>2939258
Not in the slightest I just hate retards.

>>2939258
Am I a concerndad when baetani herself said It wasn't a good idea??

>>2939316
This was the last piece of evidence I needed to get to conclude this thread is full of fucking faggots.

>>2939316
>175cm
shark
>it enables autofellatio
No it doesn't. At least not yet. And I don't intend to start learning, I'm not risking a spine injury to suck my fucking dick

Honestly? I sill don't know what the fuck happened yesterday, but I hope the bear feels better already
It was a pretty clumsy way of handling things, but she is an amazing streamer and her dads are for the most part a great community, so I hope we all can learn something from this and just move on, because I miss her already and I can't wait for the next stream

>>2939018
kek

>>2939390
>but I hope the bear feels better already
She does, read her tweets.

BEA I'M IN A PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIP LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>2939390
She seems to be over it already, so it'll all be fine.

>>2939066
Bea would skin me alive but she mentioned her weight on a community post. "And I weigh 48kg, which is a normal weight, but I didn't tell you this because I don't think this kind of information is usually shared with everyone"

>>2939316
Imagine slipping a disc, that would be a fucking nightmare

Tell me about amogus, is buying the base game enough, or is there anything important in DLCs?

Do you guys have a dream collab?
I think a Beatani and Nyanners collab could be cool.

>Stream starts with their greetings
>Beatani inmediately after brings up pomf pomf pomf
>Nyanners ragequits
>Beatani: "Rate the stream"

>>2939465
The DLC is just cosmetic stuff, you can even play the game for free if you play it on your phone or tablet

>>2939481
I can totally see Bea acting like this

>>2939481
no fuck off

>>2939488
>you can even play the game for free if you play it on your phone or tablet
I know but that's a pain in the arse.

>>2939481
You're using Beatani as a tool to fuel your hate boner for ewhore cat loli. Meds.

>>2939481
Kill yourself.

Oh god, just realized that I have to record myself for the english birthday song example because there is no youtube video I can link that contains Beatanis name in the lyrics. And you will listen to me over and over again for timing your submissions right. And I can't even sing...

>>2939555
im sure everyone knows how to sing happy birthday and is able to switch out (INSERT NAME) with Beatani

>>2939555
Can't you find a video with a four syllable name?

>The bear is still asleep
The thread will most likely die before she wakes up, any more ideas for her birthday?

>>2939718
Last thread stayed up for 8 hours.
>any more ideas for her birthday?
I think between the singing, the XP collage and the collage of Beatanis somy guy said he would gather, there's enough stuff already. Not that I oppose anything new.

>>2939718
oil barons could comission some art for her I guess
speaking of throwing money around, does hiroshimoot have a cameo? he seems like the kinda fucker that would.

>>2939718
vocaroo bday maybe

>>2939718
I imagined a collage like the XP hill but with a birthday Bea like this.

>>2922116
We know that's not going to happen anon. Nips that stumbled upon Deus Ex think it's a fine game, but it's still going to filter her hard. Starting with the fact that she doesn't really play FPSs, and the ImSims off the top of my head rely heavily on complicated text.
>Beatani will never play System Shock 2
>if she plays a Shock, it'll likely be a Bioshock or the remake that's going to be a typical Triple A disappointment
>we'll never bob our heads in sync when the Engineering BGM kicks in
>she'll never be chased by a cyborg midwife in that corridor below Engineering, lacking the critical information and dumping all her PD ammo while staring at her face
>we'll never see her reaction to falling and landing on top of an annelid pod near the chemical storeroom in Hydroponics 1
>we'll never see her reaction when entering that one room with the vial outside of Hydroponics B&C, and hearing the midwife scream in the background
>that one audiolog with the shotgun sounds
>>2939718
Is the mosaic done yet? Coming up with more ideas might split the attention that the existing projects could receive.
>>2939794
I didn't want to bother Skeb artists with "hide it until such date", and it's not like I can force them to turn in the art before a specific date, but I decided to order some art last night anyway. Hope they can finish the art near her birthday.

>>2939875
That's a really cute idea. I really hope we can finish the other mosaic first.

>>2939793
i still want to do the beatani collage but no one has drawn any yet T_T

>>2939875
>>2940009
one thing at a time anonchamas

we want to make sure that we will deliver something before getting invested down in another project

>>2940147
I'd do one but I'm not sure anybody's actually gonna organize that
push come to shove I'll probably just doodle something come go time

>>2935842
This is the correct thing to do. If you care about your daughter, you need to discipline her.

>>2940147
I'm mentally preparing to do a shitty drawing.

>>2938838
Its funny how my older sister has the same weight as me even though she exercises everyday while Im just doing my fart reps in my chair in front of a screen.

>>2939875
Another mosaic might be too much.
A collage would be a better idea.

>>2939718
Adopt a polar bear in her name/honor, she linked some animal charity earlier so I think she'd like it.

Remember to balance Beatani love/hate/lust

>>2940372
My love and lust are at MAX!

>>2935743
Added!

There's three more free slots in the sky for anyone wanting to get involved. You don't need to be a drawfag, the important part is everyone working together on one piece for her.

7B for xp hill collage!

>>2940223
it’s fine if it doesn’t pan out, i’d like to see the xp hills collage done first before i start pushing for it

>>2937786
But anon, I'm poor...

>>2940717
its literally just two bucks

>>2940549
Awesome, it's been added!

If we're throwing ideas out there, I like the idea of a big birthday card and each of us writes a little message in it. Kind of like a collage, but you just write something nice and you don't need to reserve a space. You could also sign it with your youtube/twitter name, if you'd like. Would that be a decent idea?

>>2940755
yeah I like the idea

>>2940755
I'm down.

>>2940742
>having an account on google websites

>>2940755
I like that idea.

>>2940755
Great idea.

I have a rough idea of what I want to draw for the Bea collage but I also have zero talent so it's gonna take a while.

>>2940742
5 for MO streams.

>>2940755
Really nice idea

>>2939481
Why would that be cool? Just sounds lame.

I hate being the way I am sometimes I been watching since finding out about her a couple weeks ago, but my dumbass hasn't said a single word in her chat or even replied to her tweets on twitter. I'm a bad dad

>>2941008
There is nothing wrong with being a peaceful lurker. Far better that than a schizo poster.

>>2941008
At least you're not a creepydad

>>2941008
I'm sure she appreciates that you're watching her anyway.

>>2940784
>>2940804
>>2940834
>>2940844
>>2940883

Great, that's something we can all start working on soon then. This is how I imagine the formatting:

>simple illustration in the middle with Bea + a cake, with "Happy Birthday!"
>anons submit their messages all in the same format (white background, same dimensions like 300x300 or something)
>organizeranon puts them all together in the card, adding more or less room depending on how many people participate

All we would really need is a humble drawfag to do the centerpiece drawing, and we can go from there. This is a lot less work than the mosaic, and people can leave their names too, so it might draw in more dads.

Beatani last few days:
https://files.catbox.moe/5mbt8o.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/ndyo64.mp4

>>2941095
Make a Bea verison of the Delta one

>>2941095
she deserved it

>>2939018
stop

>>2941095
collab when

>>2941120
is it weird that I want to fuck this Tsukino Mito

>>2941053
>>2941059
Streamers usually do say they appreciate lurkers, but I just feel bad since she's trying hard and she looks like she enjoys interacting with her chat
>>2941057
True, I save the perverted and creepiness for others, not our daughter

I will soon post the prompt for the voice project for Beatanis birthday. I wanted to post it on pastebin but they think it is offensive or something so you are getting it here. The deadline is one week. Repost it in every applicable thread until the deadline. Please don't bully my really crappy singing...

>>2941240
Hello, the organizer-anon for the Beatani birthday voice project here. A while ago I organized the Cirno's perfect math class project and that went well and now it is time for the next one for Beatanis birthday. This project will consist of 2 parts. The first part will consist of singing the happy birthday song for Beatani in english and other languages. The second part will consist of your birthday voice messages for Beatani, kept under 10 seconds each and played one after another. I will now give you detailed instructions for what I want you to do. Sorry if this is long, I want even the most retarded dad to understand.

Part 1
I want all of you to send in yourself singing the happy birthday song in English. Listen to my example while you sing so you sing with the exact same tempo and timing, this is important. Also think about how long you sing every word, you should not sing it for much longer or shorter than in the example because that will stand out. Regarding quality do not worry so much (my own singing in the example is bad aswell), this will sound kinda bad and that is OK. The goal here is not to create a musical masterpiece, the goal is to make Beatani happy by hearing the voices of her dads wishing her a happy birthday. Therefore I want everyone to join if they can.
Instrumental version: https://vocaroo.com/1NdKwP0HQHUF (singing should start around 0:08)
My own submission that you will use for timing: https://vocaroo.com/1ojb2o8oosuh
(I died a little inside recording this knowing that you will listen to it over and over while timing. I put the instrumental track on this to help you time but your submissions will be voice only)

Also a part of this project is also showing how many different kinds of dads there are to Beatani and therefore I want you that is not an EOP to send in a recording in your native language of your countries version of the happy birthday song. I know that some countries have more than 1 happy birthday song so therefore this will work by having the first one to send in a submission in their language setting the example for how the next ones will sing. So if someone sends in a finnish subsmission I want the rest of the finns to send in submissions made by listening and emulating the timing and tempo of the first finn to submit. But remember, I don't want submissions over 1 minute because that will take too much of the video, it should be something similiar in length to the english happy birthday song ideally. The ones who are first should also put in the native lyrics of the song in their reply and also an english translation. So if I'm sending in a finnish submission I will post the finnish text and the english text, both of these will appear in the video later.

Part 2
This part will consist of your birthday messages for Beatani, I have put my message below so you can have an idea of what I'm thinking about. You can say anything you want really as long as it's not too dangerous. But basically I want you to wish her a happy birthday and then say something nice like telling her how her streams make you happy. You only get 10 seconds of time aloted for this per person so make your best use of it and remember that Beatani will actually hear this. I will measure the time from first word to last word so if your submission is 11 seconds long but there is 1 second of silence in the beginning of the clip you shouldn't worry. Also you don't have to fill out the whole 10 seconds with bullshit if you can't come up with anything, just a simple happy birthday greeting is enough. Also don't forget to post a text transcript of what you said in your voice birthday message because I want to put the text on screen while you are reading it. The birthday message has to be in a language Beatani can understand, so either english or japanese. If you use japanese, feel free to also include a english translation of what you said, if you want.

When sending in your submissions (for either part 1 or 2) you can put them all in the same file or seperate them into many files. You can use vocaroo.com, it is the easiest I guess, but if you want to use any other service that is more than fine to do. As long as it's possible for me to download your voice file it is allowed. Submit your links in the thread as a reply to this post or a repost to this message that appears in a later thread. The deadline is 2nd may (counted from central europoor time). I will check every /yah/ thread for submissions, even the archive if I went to sleep. So don't worry about me missing it.

>>2941095

>>2941307
I'm swedish so I'll begin with the first swedish submission immediately so you have an idea of how you should format your submission if you are the first of your language:
Swedish text:
Ja må hon leva, Ja må hon leva, Ja må hon leva ut i hundrade år, javisst ska hon leva, javisst ska hon leva, javisst ska hon leva ut i hundrade år!

English text:
Yes may she live, yes may she live, yes may she live until a hundred years. Of course she should live, of course she should live, of course she should live until her hundreth year!
https://vocaroo.com/1bBff9xddcEn

My birthday message(an example to give you an idea what this is about):
Transcript: Happy birthday Beatani. Watching your streams always makes me happy and I hope you will continue streaming for us for a long time.
https://vocaroo.com/1dNWE8EfpWRo

>>2938534
I DON'T BELIEVE IT

>>2941307
Yikes. Voice compilations are always cringe. She's going to go nuclear again if you do it.

>>2941464
HABEEB IT

Also I think that we should have a japanese song in there even though we are not japanese ourselves. I'm too bad at japanese for setting an example for how the japanese version should be sung but I really want us to sing the japanese birthday song also so please someone be that first dad to send in a japanese submission.

>>2941307
>indog voice
kek

>>2941328
>long hair Bea

>>2941469
IMAGINE THE MELTDOWN

>>2941483
TWINKIE HOUSE

>>2941459
you sound like Eastory kek

>>2941469
she liked the last one though even though it was shitty

>>2941469
that motivates me further

>>2941459
In my language the happy birthday song sounds just like the English one, is it still gonna be worth it? ;_;

>>2941095
>https://files.catbox.moe/ndyo64.mp4
wait THATS where its coming from?

>>2941497
He said he was swedish in the next message.

>>2941693
Yeah go for it. I don't think it matters so much.

>>2941702
??
That was another anon replying to him with their own submission.

>>2941765
>That was another anon
reading comprehension reps

>>2941621
That's just called being polite.
What, do you think she'd say "even though you put some effort into this, this is atrocious"?

>>2941793
newdadchama wasn't here....

>>2941793
I wouldn't put it past current beatani to call it cringe

The last time over half of the submissions came at the last 2 hours before the deadline. I'm fully expecting you dads to procrastinate like that again.

>>2941307
I'll step up and submit my voice for the song.
https://vocaroo.com/1oxT18TZGaPl

At the end, I think saying
>happy birthday be-a-ta-ni

fits better than
>happy birthday dear bea-tani

but I can re-record it if we want to keep it the way you've put it together.

Here's my birthday message as well:
https://vocaroo.com/1n9z54760ad9

>>2942054
Here's my singing with the actual song, if you'd like to hear both:
https://vocaroo.com/13VR3COlxttI

>https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1386417439152377856
Oh shit
Everyone, hide our birthday projects under the table

I find it funny that she blames her poor english for the negative impression left by her ranting earlier, when those were some of the most crystal clear thoughts she has ever posted.

>>2939018
i don't wanna have sex with you either, cringe stupid bear!

>>2942341
That's a lie, isn't it dad?

>>2941694
nah, that's just friendly banter.

>>2942255
>And I'm just doing self-harm not everyone's fault
Am I the only one who misinterpreted that at first?

>>2942396
She was probably a cutter in high school.

>>2942302
Yeah. It was pretty obvious she hates goslings immensely and think they are cringe.

>>2942396
>>2942421
wait... So she is really the menhera?

>>2942396
I'm sure it's just another mistranslation like "best friend with benefits."

>>2942462

>>2941307
shouldve had a native make the example

>sorry for making you worry
>I was doing self harm
You know that sounds like you're harming yourself physically, right?

>>2942496
And so are we.

>And I'm just doing self-harm
Bear, that doesn't quite mean what you think it means.

>>2942591
she probably meant she had self destructive thoughts

>>2942396
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1386418417524117505
Wait, she knows "self harm" means the physical kind, right?

>>2942396
>unironic BPD
eeeeeh ...

>>2942054
Your singing is so much better than mine that I feel cringe over my own submission. But regarding the issue of be-a-ta-ni (べあたに) vs bea-tani I chose that because her actual name is pronounced like that I think. I think it's slightly weird to change the name. But if other people agree with you I can change it.

>>2942626
DeepL probably pulled a number on her.

>>2941793
with beatani? yeah kinda

>The japanese version is just ハッピーバースデートゥーユー

Of course it fucking is

>>2942499
anonchama...

She isn't cutting herself. She is saying that she was acting in a "self destructing" manner but, that it wasn't us or someone else who made act that way. Assume it was pms and move on.

Shit, I actually regret pointing that out. I hope concernfags and saviors don't come out in full force and start peddling the narrative that she's a cutter.

>>2942620
HAPPYHOUGHTSHAPPYTHOUGHTSHAPPYTHOUGHTSHAPPYTHOUGHTSHAPPYTHOUGHTS

>>2941086
drawfriend here, here's what i have in mind
i'm a little busy currently but i can certainly fully colour this before the 10th of may

>>2942517
Organizer-anon here, I am 100% for another one being the example if they want to. I know my own sounds bad. The first that submitted today had a really nice voice. I can support him for being the example if he wants to.

>https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1386420690455187457
EVERYTHING IS OK, we can go back to our regular shitposting.
Get the fuck out of this thread, you kuso bear. We are working hard on your birthday and you are going to love it and cringe the fuck out.

>>2942654
I'm gonna side with the burger dad there, dropping the "dear" makes it sound better.

>>2942694
>She isn't cutting herself
Yes we know, we're laughing at the mistranslation.

>>2942734
Holy shit that's cute

Ok. STOP LIKING HER TWEETS.

>>2942734
Very nice

I cant help it...I must like her tweets....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>2942691
You can also do お誕生日おめでとう

>>2942654
That makes sense, I'll see what other people do for their submissions and I'll re-record mine if I need to.

>>2942734
That fits perfectly, even without any coloring work! I guess I'll put everything together later tonight and people can start adding their messages after that.

Beatani, stay out of this thread for the next 24 hours unless you're streaming! Please and thank you.

Sincerely, Dads and family.

>>2942734
very nice
>>2942785
>>2942827
this is the start of the actual final yab

>>2942856
How many final yabs are we on by now? We're just gaining immunity.

is it wrong of me to hate the chronic response fags? it gives her interaction and she feels heard but holy shit it's the same 3 trannies who feel like they have to leave a response on every single one of her meaningless shitpost tweets

Hey (you)
Stop liking Beatani's tweets

>>2942785
>>2942827
Like guys BTFO

>>2940755
B5

she tried shutting down goslings yesterday but I think she's struggling to figure out how to shut down concernfags
Can't really give her any advice since I'm a concernfag at heart, even if I try to keep most of my concernfagging here and not in a place where she can attach my name to it.

>>2942734
based

>>2942927
Jack (long name one) learned his lesson the hard way.

>>2942953
nice ... screenshot?

>>2942978
the harder she tries to push concerfags away the more they concern It's an unwinnable war

>>2942978
>she tried shutting down goslings yesterday
im gonna laugh at you if she says I love you next stream

>>2942927
No, hating reply guys is natural. They post paragraphs of reassurance without having anything to say. The stench of desperation is palpable. Better to be the guy who writes a funny one liner or posts a related image every once in a while.

>>2942953
dude xD

>>2942935
suck my cock retard

>>2942978
I got nothing either. Ironically trying to shut them down myself makes me look like one too unless I'm flat out insulting them and if you do that they take it as "lol shitposting".

>>2943057
ikr???? XDD

>>2943088
yeah lmao

>>2943057
>>2943088
LOOOOOOOOOL XDDDDDDD

>>2943088
>>2943098
>>2943113
WTF MAN LET'S TAKE THIS TO THE DISCORD XDDDD :DD

>>2942778
>>2942808
>>2942856
>>2942987
thanks anons!
>>2942846
nice, i'll be waiting warmly

>>2943129
Yea Yea!! Party Party!!! XDDDDDDDDD :V :DDD

Cringe posters.

>>2942927
I don't hate them because they are not doing it out of malice, they just don't know any better.

>>2942846
I think we need to decide quickly, until the next thread atleast. We need to know what to repost. It would be quite a bad situation if we had some people submit in be-a-ta-ni and some in bea-tani because of the confusion.

>>2942978
She just needs a designated concernfag that is able to cocernfag concernfags.

>>2942978
I don't know why she's trying so hard to do this. Every popular vtuber has shitloads of concernfags and goslings, there's absolutely nothing they can do to get rid of them for good. Its just part of becoming popular.

>>2943167
considering all the the posts that got deleted earlier I'm half convinced this thread is like 50% shitposter right now

>>2942927
She said she likes getting instant replies so I mean...

>>2943200
That's because she is also a concernfag.

>>2943218
good for her. doesn't mean i can't hate em though.

I want Beatani to give me a bear hug

>>2943200
see >>2943233

>>2943215
isn't that most threads on this site though?

You can't end the goslings Bea

MENHERA LOVE

>>2943292
No.

>>2943273
but (We) can

>>2943273
I'm telling you the gosling singularity is going to happen it's impossible to stop

NUKUMOLITEA IS BACK

>>2943273
watch me

>>2943341
Wrong. I can kill all of your voices with a single click. You aren't even real people.

>>2943292
Never. NEET PRIDE WORLD WIDE

This week has been a fucking rollercoaster.

>>2943386
You're right, im not a real person. I am a chat robot, 187502386102772 JACKAL YOU HAVE BEEN ACTIVATED

>>2943386
solipsism is a shit tier world view

>>2943402
ROLLERCOASTER AWAY

>>2943402
And here I was thinking Bea hates rollercoasters.

>>2942927
Seing tweets with 0 replies is just sad, I don't reply to all of them though.

>taking career advice from the socially awkward freaks ITT
She doesn't really do this does she? Dads?

usisahau kutazama nyimbo zake
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCArDBJWZGPBtVeXwr4ROddA

>>2943382
Down with the goslings. Leave none of them alive.

>>2943422
This, if I'm the only thing real then why can't I do anything I can think of?

>>2943129
I don't see anyone else in here though?

>>2941793
I think that as long as anons put genuine effort she'll appreciate it regardless. I mean, would your mother openly call out you're a shit artist if you drew something for her on her birthday? Why would my mom still hang on her wall my half assed drawing? Because she loves me.
And as for Beatani, how many indie artists out there receive such a "big" birthday package from their fans? I don't think a whole lot. It's the thought that counts, I think.

>>2938565
Kek

>>2943422
It's more of dead internet theory.

>>2943442
well she did come here to get advice on how to grow an EN audience so...

>>2943292
NO! I want to be a neet again! Not really being a neet for one year was suffering.

>>2943409
Laputan machine

>>2943466
>he's in that one
>he genuinely doesn't know
kek good luck, anon

>>2939426
And so you went ahead and did it anyway.

>>2943040
That's it. I was angry yesterday at her but couldn't put my finger on why since there was nothing wrong with what she said.
If your intention is to kill goslings, you don't post a twitter saying I love you right after an hour long ramble on why we're a bunch of losers that rely on her for affection.
To me it makes it seems like she's projecting the fact that she also relies on us for moral support but somehow we're the creepy groomers here. No. Fuck off Beatani.

>>2943466
Why...

>>2943513
Yea I agree, if she doesn't want those types of people then I dont think she should be saying I love you

>>2943466
>he's in the only one in the bottom tier discord
that's just sad

>>2943513
I tried to warn you dads, moms, sisters, brothers, friends, and friends with benefits!

>>2939965
Sadness. If she gets a good PC one day I will hold out hope for Dishonored 1 or 2.

the goslings are dead so this thread is comfy

>>2939965
Imagine if we got Beatani into classic strategy games. Playing TW: Rome 2 with my daughter!

>>2943513
I think that she realised that killing goslings isn't good numbers wise.

>>2943608
I am not dead though.

>>2943608
We survived the great culling. Only the strongest gosling will survive.

>>2943625
I like seeing her bring games out of nowhere. Too Fast RPG was actually fun to watch.

>>2943513
Anon she can love us as Dads
My opinion on it was that if she doesn't want goslings then she shouldn't bait them with the jokes because she clearly did it to see the reactions

>>2943608
Still kicking

>>2943513
>To me it makes it seems like she's projecting the fact that she also relies on us for moral support
you might have had a point here but

>but somehow we're the creepy groomers here. No. Fuck off Beatani.
just reeks of seethe

>>2943608
>he doesn't know
>>2943648
>>2943683
>>2943725
the stronger goslings absorb the weak and take their gosling delusions as their own

I'm going to bully her into starting a stream. Wish me luck

>>2943513
basado
almost every other vtuber, even the literally who indies, can deal with goslings without having a real or imagined menhera breakdown on twitter

>>2943513
> I was angry yesterday at her
Your meds.

>>2943782
>>2943513
get shower dads

>>2943781
inb4 blocked

>>2943781
based abusive dad

>>2943781
Let her have some rest dad.

>>2943781
cringe
blocked

>>2942734
super cute

>>2943781
based blockeddad

>>2943781
don't be an ass dad

>>2942734
Adorable bear!

>>2943781
cringe

>>2943513
fuck off, it’s a lot of pressure on someone just starting.
give her some time to sort things out

>>2943781
muted!

>>2944050
she's a grown woman. not a child.

>>2943513
I think it all traces back to the reddit post and how popular it got. I think it was the first time she realized how big her audience is and how much reach we have. It probably made her anxious and triggered self destructive behaviour.

I know she says she doesn't want to collab yet, but I think she could really benefit from some vtuber colleagues/friends, maybe even JP ones, to talk to.

>>2943513
To add on didnt she start off a stream with look only at me?

>>2944085
>>2943513
listen here you triple nigger and quadruple faggot
putting yourself out there for other people to judge is hard and stressful even for literal ghouls like Asmonbald that have been doing this since the dawn of time and she is just starting
besides 24 is basically a child still

>>2943513
unironic schizo poster, your meds, they're getting cold

^ new ip faggot

>third fastest thread after global and purple-chama
>still at least a day away from the next stream
Take it easy dads.

>>2943513
Retard, learn to be a normal person

I can't wait for Bea to release original songs!

>>2944164
>besides 24 is basically a child still
wtf?

>>2944164
You think 24 is a child? You must also be one of those people that think every problem is related to some kind of power dynamic dad...

>>2944164
おじさんが絶対に助かる

>>2944203
No. I must express how much I love our daughter.

Remember: instead of arguing over literally nothing, you could try these.

>>2944275
>>2944243
I'm not him but it depends on the person really. You'll see people 60 years old act like giant manchildren and people in their mid 20's still acting like they're in school these days. That's not EVERYONE of course.

>>2940391
E5, god i need to get better

>>2944343
whoa
cute
4000x4000 tho, why

>>2944085
being in public eye is new to any person, regardless of age.
fuck off faggot

>>2944367
oh crap must've messed up my settings, sorry

dude, ikxci or something, you don’t need to announce you unfollowed.
just unfollow and when you feel you want to follow twitter again do so . if your reading this you know her saying self harm was probably meaning self destructive behavior.
It’s ok if you can’t handle it, just don’t announce it.

>>2942846
I don't think anyone will submit before we figure this out. Let's decide this today. I'm still in favor of the original idea of be-a-ta-ni but honestly you can decide. Then I would want to use your voice as the example when I repost this to the next thread if that is ok. Your voice is much better than mine and would serve as a good example for everyone.

>>2944085
back to the kindergarten you go,infantile creature

>>2944416
This ties in rather nicely with her asking what to call attention whores.

Yeah I think making this thread wasn't a good idea after all.

A year from now this will still be topical.
https://twitter.com/MrEkonauta/status/1386297530179330051

>>2944483
I love the outro

>>2944275
Most women today have the mentality of teenagers going into their 20s and 30s unless they have something like the responsibility of children to change them, so yes it is pretty much the case. Problem is we let adult children make decisions that affect many people.

I REALLY ENJOY WATCHING THIS 24 YEARS OLD WOMAN'S CONTENT

>>2944416
Oh, God, what a fucking faggot. I knew something irked me about his tweets.

>>2944508
>Most women today
>women
anon I'm 27 and I'll tell you right now I don't know a single man in my age range that acts any different than they did in high school outside of maybe being more frugal since they have to pay their own bills now

>>2944482
/yah/ is menhera. Everyone, cool down! Take your daily dose!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6TwgX7MDh0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YrZdU8MWUo

>>2942953
Brilliant work, I'm adding it.

>>2944343
Nothing a little resizing can't fix, nice job!

>>2944553
>acts any different than they did in high school outside
Sure as hell are more responsible even if they still fuck around like they did in highschool

>>2944416
but if he does that he definitely won't get any attention

>>2944603
Meds are temporary. Lets just go for the final solution. A LOBOTOMY!

>>2944603
dont forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-6w6p0WLt4

>>2944619
Im going to take C5 if its still free

>>2944553
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>2944483
>>2944499
i really wish there was a full version of the outro, it's so good

>>2944664
All yours!

Only one more free space left, come and get it dads

>>2944603
>>2944663
I'm about to OD here if I keep taking these though
>>2944657
now this anon has the right idea

>>2944619
>>2944664
pls respond

>>2944483

>>2944672
It grew on me. At first I thought the lyrics were hazukashiful but now I find them lovely.

>>2944483
>>2944714
It's perfect

>>2944672
I really want a full version

>>2944703
I'll take it!

>>2944767
B3 that is

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1386442370669957121
Leave a mean-spirited comment?

>>2944817
her gameplay is suboptimal

>>2944817
no, just like. that’s what i did.

>>2944817
It's over Beatani I have the high ground.

>>2944797
That's the last of them! I'll keep updating the listings as new submissions are posted.

>>2944817
We should treat each other kindly even if it's easier to bully.

>>2944817
It would be funny if no one replied, but that would be impossible.

>>2944844
nvmind , she wants mean but kindhearted comments, go

>>2944869
Kill yourself faggot.

>>2938246
f-for you

if @MattMan569 is here. I like your computercraft profile pic on twitter. It's cool. That mod is now dead as stone but I loved it before. Lua is based.

>>2944817
Is this about her not taking the banter from last time?

>>2944817
>thinking she can turn it around back on us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh8ZKS0DFXY

>>2944937
You know that she always wins in the end

>>2944902
Thanks bro, I had a lot of fun with that mod back when I played.
But Lua is not based, who starts an index at 1?

>>2944902
Imagine if someone forked it and made it run Scheme...

>>2944957
>she's THAT kid you used to play with
this kusogaki...

I want to make a twitter account just to follow Beatani but I don't really want to use twitter as it's usually a slippery slope. What do?

>>2944902
Lua is the only good invention to ever come out of Brazil.

>>2945024
>I don't really want to use twitter as it's usually a slippery slope.
Anon, I only use Twitter to comment on Beatani tweets and look for Zuikaku porn, you'll be fine.

>>2945024
>it's usually a slippery slope
Its really not, just use it only for interacting with people you like

>>2945024
I made an account just to insult her, just do it.

>>2945024
I thought the same thing but after the smallest amount of effort to screen the people I follow it's pretty damn comfy

>>2943513
Koku-jin

Great, now is the perfect time to bully her but I'm too direct and if I post what I'm thinking you faggots will complain that I took it too far.
Being an S and a Beatani fan is pure suffering.

>>2945024
?
You can make an account and just follow her and whoever else you like.
You can turn on notifications for your favorite users if some of the users you are following are shitting up your main feed. Or just unfollow or mute the shitters.
You can make lists to organize your follows by interests. You can make an indie vtuber list and a corpotuber list and so on.
If you don't like writing tweets you can just hit the like button, or do nothing at all. The people you follow will still see your support as a +1 impression on their tweet analytics.

>>2945115
That just means "Black Person" Japanese doesn't really have a word for nigger you double nigger. Do your reps.

Punching bag bear

>>2945024

>>2945181
maybe we can use it exclusively at /yah for variations

>We bully Beatani
>Nagatoro is trending
You can't make this shit up! lol

>replies to everyone but him
I can't wait anymore, I need entertainment, one of you explode already.

That bear should be thankful we put up with her antics

>>2945314
>Wip Vtuber
Every time...
If you're going to be a dick rider at least engage with what they're actually saying.

>>2945314
I honestly get a little chuckle when I see this

>>2945355
This, it's entertainment at this point.

>>2945181
they have nigeru at least

>>2945137
Yeah same. Either you make a generic comment that has no intrinsic value, or you actually bully her which feels off even if she's asking for it. Enough twitter games, just stream something already

か-かわいい.....

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1386448938538995712
she fessed up, dads

https://files.catbox.moe/ou264t.mp4
Is it a 12-year-old pretending to be texan...?

>>2945329
I genuinely don't understand her. Like for real. Language barrier sucks

>>2945468
>it is practice for the next stream
Next stream's going to be juicy.

>>2945468
AAAAAAAAAAAAH I FUCKING KNEW IT.
I bet she's not even a real polar bear. I'm telling you guys, she is a koala.

>>2945468
HAHAHAHA cute