/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Tummy

I love my friend like a sister.

>>29367078
>too old
NO SUCH THING I'D FUCK THE QUEEN IF SHE'D LET ME

I love Omarun!

>>29379483
Understandable.

>>29379635
This fennec is just too good

>>29380115
Cute schoolgirls, imagine how sexy they'd be in their thirties.

>>29379084
like a sister you would fuck?

>>29380270
These two will only get finer with age

>>29380406
N..no

>>29383485

It's one of those days. Please post lovely and heartwarming images of hags. Bonus points if its POV like picrel

How do hags feel like when their husbands still visibly love them and feel like their eyes are undressing them after such a long time together?

HAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>29384833
here you go anon, one of my favorites

>>29384833
Telling I still love her after all these years

>>29385765
Brushing her hair aside to kiss her forehead before hugging her and pressing my head on her chest...

Comforting you hag after she's had a miserable day!

>>29384833
>POV
Like this one?

I wonder what the old ladies in the gym would think of me if they found out about my hag fetish...

>>29379016
Cheerleader hags sugoi

>>29384833

>>29388850
They would be happy that their hard work is paying off

>>29384833

I want to kiss a hag and revitalize her hopes of happy family life...!

>lack of Ela
let me fix that

All hags LOVE!!!

>>29384833
>>29387905
one anon goes after the heart....the other goes after muh dick....

>>29391691
Both of them are after both of your features..

>>29378938
Not a hag if you pat her

>>29393128
You don't praise your hag?

Can one of you zoomers explain to this boomer what exactly is a "hag" to you all?
At first I thought it was zoomer lingo for milf but that clearly isn't the case as you attribute it to characters without a hint of mature allure so I feel really out of the loop.
What IS hag?

>>29393659
Varies from anon to anon. The age definition is I believe 30 and up, while Christmas cake is 25 and up and some anons abide by that rule, other anons like them for the more warm mature feel. The one consistency is this thread likes older women. The dominant faction appears to hold the belief the more maternal feeling women are hags, and older women who act immature are roasties, but usually no one really argues that much about it and it's just chill posting pictures of hot cougars.

>>29393659
>without a hint of mature allure
It used to be more about the mature feels found in gals like Mio or Nina, but has since turned into praising anyone 30 and over despite acting nothing like a mature woman.

>>29393659
Hags are aged from 30+ with mature behavior. Whores getting old are just called old used up sluts or roasties.

>>29393659
well, firstly I highly doubt zoomers would actually be the residents of these threads and the front runners of having such taste (Oldest zoomers at the least).
>>29394080 and >>29394306 are pretty spot on with their descriptions, the meaning has become quite varied over time but the simplest thing is that >we like older, mature women
>>29394306
Need to draw a thicker line between hags, roasties, and cakes, some tourists have been too lenient lately

I hate cakes, anything under 30 is repulsive even 31 is cutting it

>>29394861
I like IRyS's cake energy, her grilling a couple in Mii Tennis was hilarious

>>29395539
I haven't been able to watch Irys ever since she started that podcast with the wigger mori

I love Futan!

>>29384833

>>29395698
She's literally being corrupted by Mori lol

>>29397745
Me too. And so does my wife.

>>29401154

>>29390834

>>29400808
No wonder all of her streams after that have felt awful

Saggy haggy.
>>29394306
I have zero issues with Ninaposting here but I'm well aware that is the minority opinion.

>>29405829
Wait, shit.

So, thoughts on hag sex?

>>29408007
Life altering head

>>29408007

hag GF

What do I get guys

>>29415562
a ukulele

>>29401993

New thread and we already have the same shitposter trying to force his disgusting rostie into /hag/. Nina will never be a hag, no matter how many threads you try to shit up

>>29415562
Cages for Taiga and Tawa

>>29384833
POV: You wake up your wife and daughter

I've jerked off to mioshi with my friend recently.

>>29418014
*miosha
Apologies

>>29393659
>>29394080
>>29394733
The arguments about who (You) think a hag is are the worst parts of these threads for me. I want to post about the older women I like and feel good, there's enough shitflinging everyhwere else on the board.

>>29408007
experienced women are the best

>>29418014
Back to back?

>>29417891
Tawa could use a cage sometimes, but Taiga only needs a bullet. I hate all his posts here.

>>29418014
On the one hand, based. On the other, gay.

>>29405829
Eh, she is actually someone who acts mature and motherly. It's just that tribalism and drama about her PL poisoned the well from the start.

>>29418701 (me)
Sorry, I forgot the hag image. Every post should have a hag image.

>>29417941
>Ayame as daughter
Where did Mio and I go wrong...

>>29419266
Ayame is a good daughter. She would rather do chores in the house and be around her parents than work a soulless streaming job all the time - but she still makes a good amount of money from it.

>>29418681
Nope, just sharing pics.
>>29418701
>On the one hand, based. On the other, gay.
It's not my fault, hags have the effect of making people irresistibly horny, we were simply sharing normal fanart until... well..

>>29419661
Well, at least you didn't help each other to jerk off... right?

>>29420048
It was online!

>>29418701
>acts mature and motherly
I don't know what kind of mother you had to consider what she's doing mature and motherly, but I'm sorry to hear that
>it's just that tribalism and drama about her PL poisoned the well from the start
Tribalism has nothing to do with it, /hag/ is the least tribal general on this board, even on the EN sphere, haggots accepted Millie with open arms. The pl drama, that she herself caused, certainly didn't help, but isn't the main issue
The main issue is that she's a certified rostie and rosties can't be hags, thus don't belong in /hag/
Fucking around freely while you're young only to regret it later and mellow out not that she's mellowed out anyway isn't something you can just swipe under the rug and just move along like nothing happened
And to be clear, the problem with rosties isn't their vast experience, its the self entitled mentality of having fun fucking everything with a pulse in their youth and then pretending to be some gentle flower after they past their prime

>>29418761
This however I very much agree with

>>29378938

FRIEND NO

>>29417623
Dunno whh but this gives me Laughing Man vibes

>>29422656
FRIEND NO!

>>29423197(me)
It's too early, forgot picture. Zzz

>>29425780
Wakipai Photographer Tsunomaki Watame

What is sex with Lui like

>>29418014
Can I be your friend

Mio juice

>>29434793
We need more hags in micro bikinis.

>>29417865 >>29420209
>>29405829 This is me.
>>29394306 >>29418701 This is not me.
The intent of my post was to diplomatically let Ninachama know that he should probably not bring her up because we'll end up doing this retarded song and dance AGAIN (which is exactly what happened).
Personally, I don't really care if my gf is a virgin. What genuinely matters is that I am the only person she is currently having sex with.
Now can we get back to hagposting?

>>29436968
Bonus points if the weight of their slightly sagging aged tits threatens to spill out of the thin fabric barely containing them, and their thick pubes peek out of the sling

>>29436934
Mio's ringo...

>>29436968
An interesting point, but if I may offer a rebuttal:
Hags in one pieces.

>>29437166
We get it, you're a cuck. Now stop posting that roastie whore who flies around the globe to fuck her coworkers.

>>29438050
That's not cuckoldry. Cuckoldry is concurrent. And I haven't posted her at all. I've posted 4 Botans, 2 Polkas, and a Kaela. I explicitly want the Nina discussion to stop.

>>29427397
Her buttjobs feels like heaven on earth[/spoler]

>>29438815
I can imagine.

>>29437840
Those are great too.

>>29440099
I prefer one pieces because they leave more to the imagination.

There's just something about hard working women that make me week in the knees
I'm ashamed to admit that I only realized what an amazing woman Kaela is a month ago, just because she was ID, but
its better late than never I suppose

KAWAIISAW-SENSEI ONEGAI I WANT YOU TO DRAW 30P DOUJIN OF MIO OR BOTAN GETTING BREED BY A 20YO STUDENT !!!

>>29442061
Holy shit.

>>29442061
Kawaisaw yes, rocket monkey, Iku, Etuzan jakusui, Shioji, Tsukino jyougi would be awesome too

>>29442061
This is amazing and I concur. Who's the closest to this that does Hololewds? Tentopus?

Mature women

>>29443870
Based.

>>29442061
Sauce?

Hags.

My wife

>>29445397
Your wife and daughter are very cute.

>>29445793
Thanks... But how did you get our family photos?

>>29446583
Because your wife and mine are friends?

>>29444064

>>29446583
>>29446894
Hmmm, your kids look far more normal than mine...

I...

>>29446894
Oh, that's a relief. I thought you were one of that weirdos who stalks mature older women. I'm glad to hear my wife has good friends.

>>29447593
I have no idea who this is but she's cute.

I want to take Sora out on a date, make her fall for me, then turn her down at the end and ask her for her hot friend's number instead.

>>29447593
Who dis?

>>29447263
The problem with crossbreeding is that you never know what traits your children will get. That said you should still be a decent father to your kit, and give her the love she deserves, Polkanon.

>>29442061
Maybe ask him for a commission for a standalone piece first
kawaisawstein@gmail.com, his twitter or pixiv is your best bet
That may get interest up enough by his supporters for a holohag doujin
Though you’ll have to use DeepL since he doesn’t speak english

>>29448838
Some pixiv tags to help you /hag/chads or just your jp reps
ババア/BBA= hag
アラサー=woman around her 30’s
アラフォー=woman around her 40’s
陰毛=pubes
ラブ握り=handholding
種付けプレス=mating press
孕ませ=impregnation
中出し=creampie
発情=in heat
妊婦=pregnancy
妊娠線=pregnancy stretch marks
受精=fertilizing her eggs
母乳=lactation
乳吸い=breast sucking
母性的女体=MILF
ママ=mama/mommy
熟女=mature female
むちむち=plump/soft body
垂れ乳=saggy tits
剛毛=thick pubes (lit. “bristle”)
黒乳首=dark nipples
巨乳輪=large areolae
潮吹き=squirting (lit. “spouting water” as in from a whale’s blowhole)

>>29442809
>Etuzan Jauksui, but make a it holohag doujin like his One Room Bloom series
HNNGH

>>29384833
>Mio-mama will never adopt you as your adult child
It's all so tiresome...

Orgy with all the hags!

https://files.catbox.moe/stztf0.mp4

>>29447873

>>29450420
Is this true?

>>29453883
>Botan younger than me
I refuse to believe it.

>>29453883
Korone is 40

>>29453883
Depends on which sources you believe in, some are older some are younger, some missing.
Luna is allegedly the oldest.

>>29453883
>Botan
>33
You wish

>>29455312
Be hotter if she were 43.

>>29455480
She's closer to her late 30's right now, her age is still unknown

>>29423252
Why would someone lolify the hags, wtf
>>29426436
Best kind of photographer

>>29455640
That's what my thoughts were, and that's hot because I just entered my mid 30s (unless you're one of those fags who thinks mid is 3-7 instead of 4-6).

>>29455640
I can totally imagine Botan playing Quake and 1.6 back in the day.

>>29455640
According to my sources she was close the 40's years before Hololive

How are none of you talking about Mel who became a hag today?

>>29448838
Hagbro i'm 16yo with no money rn...but one day for sure

I love Lui-nee's original song, along with the amazing new MV that accompanies it. She's always wonderful and beautiful, but she bellows pure passion whenever she sings. She's definitely one of my favorite singers of all time.

JWUFAN, have hags been cute?

>>29463755
Has the heat been hot?

>>29458858
I just realized Mio and Botan would be considered cougars and now I can't stop fucking laughing.

>>29453883
Botan, Luna and Korone are in their late 30s IIRC and also Koyori but I kinda forgot her exact age

>>29464111
>cougar
Almost literal in Botan's case.

>>29466980
I feel like Polka and Watame are type to watch you fuck other girls then forgive you afterwards.

>>29466130
cougar with a Cougar
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cLz8lZgtp2w

>>29467162
Watame would probably watch and then try to stuff her face into your armpit all the while saying she technically didn’t do anything wrong
Polka would be too depressed to see you with anyone else

>>29466980
I'll pray to God to forgive me because I got a boner out of this.
May the Lord someday will give me a girlfriend like her.

>>29466980
cute

>>29466980
Is this how Polka actually seems like she would act or is this just a fetish pic?

>>29470235
Bit of both desu. I believe the pic showed up after someone sent a supa asking her to do a Yandere bit. That said, Polka lives on positive reinforcement, so it definitely is something I could see her doing if she felt you weren't giving enough of it to her.

>>29473071
Thanks for the explanation. I've never watched Polka, but images like this are my weak spot, and she seems to have tons of them.

>>29422954
Is Motoko a hag? Me too BTW

>>29473223
Yeah, a combination of a lot of experience in vtubing/voice work, and a surprisingly dominant personality when inclined leads to a lot of 'Polka taking the lead' images. Especially since she is the type to match the energy of people she is with, so you get everything from her coddling the likes of Luna or Nene, to relentlessly teasing Marine or Peko.

>>29466980
Holy shit, source?

>>29475437
Artist is fu_mihi_ko. They've got a twitter and I think a pixiv.

>>29475244
>relentlessly teasing Marine
>"I like troublesome women"
Always a classic

>>29447784
>>29447962
Nayuta, an utaite turned vtuber who got her start with touhou music back in 2007. She just had her 15 year anniversary concert and her group "La Priere" has a concert in August. she's better known as a diva these days

Wolf.

>>29477072
Thanks for the translation anon, but I'm happy to see my reps let me read this without it.

>>29379090
>wanting to fuck a br*t

>>29467162
They will but since they're an emotional type... I don't want to think about what they might do

obasans doko...

I love this half elf like you have no idea

>>29490303
Forgot picture lmao

Hag dreams.

I want a cute hag to spoil me....

ero hag...

I kinda hope the rrat of Aki and/or Fubuki being married is actually true. Because the thought of stealing them away from their husbands is INCREDIBLY HOT to me.

>>29493149
Apparently Aki might be divorced.

>>29384833

>>29496702
What about the baby?

>>29497227
He took it with him.
Keep in mind that the whole married and having a kid is based on an old social media account(years before she was Aki), that no one took screenshots of and the only proof was just"dude trust me"

>>29497932

>>29496702
husband? more like fag

>>29493149
Based NTRanon

>>29500857
Makes me wish Sadpanda had a tag specifically for the Netori genre.

>>29493149
>spoiler
Wait Foobs too? I thought it was just a joke/rrat

>>29501479
>I kinda hope the rrat
Anonchama, your reading comprehension reps...

>>29501582
I'm saying that because I never see any good explanation for that rrar about her unlike AZKi, Aki or Korone

>>29475244
Feel free to post your favorite images. I'm loving them.

Hag love

>>29504950
Agreed.

>you will never play mahjong with your fav hags
Why the fuck am I still alive?

>>29505494
>absolutely clueless about mahjong
>mfw I will never get my beloved hag to teach me the game over a hot beverage on a cozy afternoon
Life's not fair. Also, never realised the mahjong tourney is basically all hags. Kino stream inc.

Hag feet!

>>29505919
all hags made it to the final as well. I'm eating good tonight

Furea...

>>29507709
Fren feet

>>29493149
To Be 17 Again, but with them instead
>>29505369
I want to be the copyboy that gets assaulted by this manager hag after hours. She's been working so hard on this project and needs to vent some steam...

The birth of a hag!

>>29516995
God, why doesn't Marine have a hag-worthy hairstyle like that instead of twintails

>>29517731
She saves it for when she officially turns into a hag

>>29497932
90% of rrats on this board is "dude trust me"

>>29518788
Speaking of, caught Matsuri in her birthday countdown pre-chat today

>>29492621
>vp9 support now
Better late than never I guess.

Haggy Birthday.

When does she officially become a real /hag/? This clip is pure sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaGUBRLIPDM

>>29519235
Except there are screenshots for Aki's baby.

>>29523429
it's me, I am the baby

>>29523429
There’s also pics out there of Mio as a baby, so you can get an idea of how your kids will look like with her

>>29522698
Is it just me or does this not have audio

I noticed that the Holo members were office ladies before are the most thicc. Marine and Lui are good examples

>>29526099

Yeah the other hags are pretty cool but can your hag oshi do this?

Matsuri is now collecting hags.

>>29526922
>>29527053
Nice loops, thank you anon

>>29523501
>>29523598
Why would you save images like this?

>>29523429
Eat a ban then anon. It's hilarious but simultaneously also disappointing hearing anons talk out their ass from some poorly cropped, mistranslated screenshot or just straight up saying "dude trust me" as their source then showing nothing after pushing rrats for months. Post proof or gtfo

>>29519410
>>29527537
>Quite close with Fubuki
>Used to be close with Luna
She loves older women in general

>>29394733
>well, firstly I highly doubt zoomers would actually be the residents of these threads and the front runners of having such taste (Oldest zoomers at the least).
we are here

I know hot summer afternoons make you tired but don't let the thread die.

>>29534513
If I didn't have too many tabs to tend to I'd bump the thread with friend.

>>29534513
The summer may be hot, but a hag in full heat is even hotter
Make that bedroom into a sauna, gotta sweat those toxins out

>>29417865
but anon, she IS a hag. No matter how hard you cope with that you can't just rejuvenate her.
Women who do what they want and have control over their lives are no less hot.
You'd have no problem with her and her rich active/sexual life is she was a man.
You CAN'T escape alcoholic cougars.

>>29526922
I'm going to learn this dance and crossplay as Marine
damn i'm even equally fat

>>29538765
NTA but :
>Women who do what they want and have control over their lives are no less hot.
Sure bro, she has so much control over her life that she can't have a meaningfull relationships and it's just a hole to fuck for other men.
>You'd have no problem with her and her rich and active sexual life is she were a man
Women and Men aren't the same you retarded faggot and Manwhores are also disgusting. Your roastie will never be a Hag.

>>29539549
nta either but
>she can't have a meaningfull relationships
i'm not going to point out that esl moment but i am going to point out that not everyone is living just to settle down. her time will come. or not. and it's only her problem. it's okay to enjoy life. 30 is still young.
>Women and Men aren't the same
of course they aren't, but this isn't biology or anything. treat them like you treat yourself. do you like sex? they also like sex. and she's not even proven to be doing anything involving that. all of that is projections.
seethe harder, honey. unless you want to learn how many dicks has your "pure" hag taken before.

>>29530228
Cope. Plus I'm not banned :)

Can we fucking not? Today was so much nicer.

I wish Botan would teach me how to please an older woman like her...

This shit again....

People need to stop biting the bait

>>29540700
Yeah I'd like to apologize for that. Have udders.

>30 is still young
Sure schlomo

>>29540700
Mio-sha...

Is Pekora also a hag? She's only 1 year younger than Marine whos 29/30?

>>29522698
Literally Christmas day.

>>29540700
Something about the side-eye look of a natural huntress is such a rush man.

>>29542737
Younger than me.

>>29545156
No.

>>29546252
Ojisan...

>>29547047
34 isn't that old... right?

>>29548952
Cute~

>>29420080
>they were on a phone call sharing each other erotic pics until they heard each other cum over the phone

...Granny?!
https://youtu.be/mDDIK9aJ5OM

Hag yuri.

>>29557951
booba

>>29557951
I think my dick will fit nicely between them

I thought lionesses didn't have manes. I was wrong.

https://twitter.com/HiNnyaTa/status/1553010018005692416?s=20&t=wsN8LeYa-ANKu75Kqca_5A

>>29565687
Sometimes they even have two. :)

>>29565792
I would bury my face in Botan's bush until I suffocate.

>>29566013
>death by bush
Not the worst way to go, honestly.

Hello, how old is Koyori?

>>29569538
Please don't post cropped lewds without a link. I'm just lucky I already had this one.

I busted a huge load to Botan this 3am morning and my dick still rock solid over her hours later, wtf do I do?

>>29570602
Do it again? It's not complicated.

>>29551501
We were only using text...
And what about it?
>>29430992
Sure! Love me a friend with good tastes.

>>29574215
Gay

>>29577726
Nothing gay about cumming to hot hags

https://exhentai.org/g/2285250/dfc07a74bd/?p=1

>>29577726
>>29578436
Sorry wrong pic

>>29542737
It is. For Japanese it's only third part of their lifetime.

>>29454791
>40
37-38.

>>29578542
This is going to filter a bunch of newfags.

>>29580362
I thought people already figured out that you can google the solution in 2 seconds

>>29580362
Well if they're unable figure this most basic thing out then they don't deserve the reward!

>>29442809
>>29442061
>holohag doujin by Nanao
I want to believe.

>>29578542
>>29580362
>>29581491
You know, I've never tried to do it because I was always scared I'd fuck it up.

>>29582157
For fucks sake, anon. You are not hacking into the Pentagon.

>>29582749
I took me an hour and a half to get HoloCure to download and run properly. You clearly overestimate my technical knowhow.

Is kson a hag yet?
My dick says no

>>29583340
Yes.

>>29583754
It seems my cock has led me astray
I never considered that a hag could be such a huge dork
I will mating press kson

Night, lads.

>>29583340
She is over 30 hell, just look at her, she really hasn't aged gracefully, but she doesn't have hag energy so she doesn't qualify, which is why she's never mentioned in /hag/.

>>29584395
Night

concert hags!

>>29450420
Wait is Shuba already a hag? Wtf

>>29587733
She's still acts pretty young so I doubt you'll be seeing her being posted here anytime soon

Theoretically speaking and taking into account the state of 4chan and /vt/, it would be safe to assume that this thread converted at least one highschooler into haglover. Don't know if i should be aroused or ashamed.

>>29589185
I wouldn't really care that much, we're not some kind of hivemind that tries to force everyone into our interest. If you found yourself browsing /vt/ and choose to check this thread frequently, then that's on you

HAG LUST!

>>29591186

I hope you're all watching Marine's birthday stream

DOUBLE HAG ON MARINE BIRTHDAY STREAM!

HOLY SHIT

>>29593541
All Hags all the time

NONSTOP HAGS

>>29595351
>nipples
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK SEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXX

>>29548952
Considering people have to do reps for half the chuubas in /hag/ and STILL have people "xxxx is hag i dont habeeb it", anything under 40 isnt old.

this should produce some great fanart

Marine leveled up her skills for flexibility. Holy fuck that squat

>>29596353
That's going down as a classic
Too much sex

>>29583340
technically yes but this thread will gatekeep anyone who doesn't hit them right in their mommy issues

HAAAAAGGGG SEEEXXXXXXX

New thread: >>29597702

HAGS LOVE HAGS LUST