/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Magsis, draw more magtits, please.

PAYUP

https://youtu.be/UvSKHYzB82M
Thread music

This one.

Is there any specific content that hologirls would never do or would be kinda weird if they did, but would be perfect for the boys to do?

Just watched the Altare/Vesper vod. I really love XCOM. I played Long War and Long War 2. Really thought EU was better than XCOM 2 just because in 2 you could abuse grenadiers to blow up cover, it was ridiculously OP
Also mad props to Altare for sticking up for his sister. I hate it when chats get weird whenever a woman is brought up in any capacity

>>29373829
Alright, Dead Hours.
You know the drill. Wait for the other thread in active hours.

Reggie will be mellowing your ears in 7 hours while he reads the disturbing and shocking true stories that Disney ripped off in his Grim Brothers ASMR reading stream
https://youtu.be/zpVXmWkNWYk

Maggie in 8 hours will try to break into your house and steal your toilet seat, before ransacking your fridge in Thief Simulator.
https://youtu.be/d_y8CIZU5LA

Axel in 16 hours will be brute forcing and nihongo'ng and jouzu'ng his way with chat in a JP only just chatting stream
https://youtu.be/4OWnMFcP1V0

Don't reply and hide tribalists, numberfags and beggars posts.

Remember to be civil because the boys are watching (you).

Imagine if Vesper plays Mount and Blade

>>29373977
I want a proper TTRPG session

>>29373782
HE HAS A RAPIER, YOU IDIOT
noir is a dps support, RDM has heal and rez capabilities.
if ever, magni would be the healer, either SGE or CNJ
vesper literally said he would cover magni aswell, since that he would be more susceptible to attacks.
>Altare is GNB
>Axel is MNK
>Magni is SGE / CNJ
>Noir is RDM

>>29373672
As someone who hated the whole brotuber begging from the start, I only said it wouldn't work because males don't really support brotubers. I ask those same people that want a brotuber "hey would you buy their merch? Would you superchat a male vtuber? Would you help boost his audience by interacting in comments and on twitter and making clips? Would you buy his voice packs?" All of them are met with a hard no and it's one of the reasons why male vtubers that cater to a female audience get more attention; it's because women buy shit. Brotubers could work but you have to do a little more than watch the streams, you have to actively tell the streamers more of what you wanna see and support them through multiple means. They can only do so much marketing themselves.

>>29373977
Cock review

nowa live!

>>29374041
That would be kino. I'd also want him to play some Civ for the TBS,but I wonder if it's
>too political
Or some shit

>>29373932
Salvation for hololive

>>29374035
thanks for the summary anon

>>29374035
Thanks for the links

>>29373977
literally their future game choices are already things that the girls would never do

>>29374068
Why wouldn't dudes buy merchandise? Sure they wouldn't usually buy cute dude models but they could make cool merch, shitposting merch, silly merch...there's lots of things male fans would be willing to buy.

>>29374051
you absolute clown why would you assign conjurer and not white mage?
also the point still stands his title is scholar so scholar is the default choice

>>29374035
Thank you anon, the descriptions are nice

>>29374068
What's the difference between brotubers and the popular male streamers who rake in absurd amounts of money via donations and subs? Don't both fill the same niche more or less?

>>29374111
Civ will never be on the table because of the political ramifications and because of how long each session takes, especially for beginners. Unfortunate because I love it

>>29374068
tbhwy i don't support anyone but me

>>29373977
Not really.
The only thing I can think off is anything related to Yagoo, he absolutely loves Holostars and even directly interacted with them to join a Mario Kart tournament, so I can totally see him do the same with StarsEN.
But doing the same with the girls or anything beyond short meme videos would probably be a bit awkward.

>>29374216
They're allowed to open pokemon cards on stream

>>29374205
>ignoring the absolute fucking RDM weapon he has on his character
anon u retard
dont forget their goddamn stats

>>29374068
Good thing hololive lets their vtubers make merch that isn't just their face pasted on a keychain.
I'd buy Magni gloves or a Nowa teacup set to go with my Fauna set.

>>29374230
Just mod out China!

>>29373977
Playing an old game that's not FOTM and then switching back to minecraft after they're done.

>>29374103
>nowa live!
you lied to me

>>29374230
I want a gsg chuuba...

>>29374111
I'd love a civ session as a collab with the bros. Maybe they could start with one of the older ones to ease into it.

https://youtu.be/8Ma_2Ne0dyk

Which one of them will be the Minecraft autist who automates every single resource gathering?

>>29374188
I'd buy shirts with these guys branding on it. Maybe a hat with some minimalist Noir logo, a wristband with Magni symbols on it for when I'm working out.
You're right that they can't rely on just selling pictures of the guys on stuff, like they can with the girls, but you're a fool if you don't think there's a market for stuff like a facemask that resembles Axel's, or Regi's gunblade as a keychain.

>>29374274
It's not just China. You can nuke other players (countries), you're encouraged to backstab with Surprise Wars with certain civs, and in general, it's very easy for people to create drama when anything regarding nationalities is brought up

>>29374068
yeah but i wouldnt do any of those things for literally any streamer JAJAJA
I may member them though since it actually feels like it kind of matters here

>>29374389
I love these tard gif edits

>>29374366
meant for >>29374068

>>29374356
the only reason they would play minecraft is for the parkour maps made in the 2010's

>>29374384
I hate twitter so much for all of this because I know 99% of the problems would come from there

>>29374261
> don't forget stats
then why did you agree on regi being gunbreaker when his main offensive stat is dex and not str?
Vesper's title scholar and his job should be scholar

I know it'll be a while before we get StarsEN gen2 but I hope they'll be kino like Tempus with some good variety to act as a foil for their senpais.

Minecraft collab stream when?

>>29374068
As long as the merch is cool I'd get it. Cool of course means is either entertaining to own or really gets across the vtuber in question.

>>29373977
Something like anime/vidya lore rambling streams (uncle nowa looking at you)

Im laughing a lot with that hunt collab

Holostar AEK arc...onegai

>>29374035
I demand this post in every thread from now until /vt/ gets deleted

>>29374494
Theyre gonna shit their pants when they see Astel's castle

>>29373977
lotr watch along with them breaking down the lore and history every 10 minutes

>>29374188
Look at the replies >>29278263 other than the shipping costs, most men aren't interested in buying merchandise of male vtubers. The most that'll happen is they'll buy a small keychain maybe.

>>29374216
People who watch popular male streamers aren't into anime enough to want to watch an animated PNG when they can just watch pewdiepie or Maximilian_DOOD. Also a lot of men think looking at an anime boy in any capacity is "gay" so no matter how ugly the models are, men are going to get filtered by that alone because of insecurity.

>>29374581
holy based

/MANS/ bro what is your comp recently for vTuber viewings? For me its a 8:2 ratio The boys to Hololive girls with a 0 on Niji.

>>29374435
>Tempus the dropper stream

Just like in ye olden days...

>>29374581
Which one will go on a tangent about the broken toe?

>>29374445
I wouldn't even necessarily say it's Twitter's fault, it's just bound to happen unless you play civ in a very serious manner and don't consider the civs as representative of their people but rather like playable characters. I've seen plenty of streamers play civ with 0 drama. It's just a problem if you start making jokes about anything related to nationality... which is honestly fair

>>29374458
regi is gnb because of obvious weapon choice and the fact his highest stat is dex. axel is mnk because he's too fucking retarded to tank or would absolutely suck at pulling aggro AND holding it. noir is a dps support because of his stats, magni is the fucking healslut cause he can't contribute at all in terms of damage

>>29374593
I think you're conflating "There were no/few anime-focused brotubers" with "people who watch brotubers don't like anime". I watch plenty of flesh brotubers, but they never filled that anime niche.

>>29374593
I would buy Axel's jacket. I'd be more inclined to buy clothing as long as the designs are more stealthy.

>>29374068
Holostars in particular make the vast majority of their revenue from merch so this is going to have interesting long term implications

>>29374670
NTA but here's the full guild card

I’m not sure why, but since they’ve debuted I haven’t watched or consumed much Hololive entertainment. I only watched one Mumei stream, but the rest has been filtered for Stars entertainment. I wasn’t skeptical about the idea that western males would play the fujobaiting simply because western men just don’t do that unless it’s a joke. I was not deceived to believe that the end was coming for that reason. I was hoping for more of a masculine side to the boys, but instead I got a more friendly, brotherly experience where the banter is good, and the entertainment is kino. It reminds me of the times when I was a young boy playing Halo 3 co-op with friends from school on a Friday night.

Perhaps the days of watching the girls will be few and far between. Perhaps I have been waiting for this.

>>29374697
I'd buy inspired clothing in a heartbeat

>>29374621
obsessed

Dont open the spoiler if you value your sanity.

>>29374295
Autocorrect is a sly and mysterious mistress, forgiveness please

>>29374593
I wouldn't buy merch with their faces on it or body pillows. I would buy clothing with their logos or specific themed merch like Nowa tea set

>>29374813
IM BURNING OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>29374813
BURNT BEYOND BELIEF

>>29374813
NO ANON THE BURNOUT

>>29374813
AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE OMEGA DONT LOOK

>>29374813
suddenly i dont feel like watching streams any more...wtf

Wake me up when Magni’s stream starts

>>29374813
AAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE I'M GONNA BURNOUT
OUGAMAN TASUKETE

>>29374355
God he's so fucking cute.

>>29373977
The girls will never do an RTS or grand strategy

>>29374902
can't wake up

>>29374068
I'd buy shit like a branded wallet or something sure. I don't want a fucking teacup or wineglass.

>>29374762
>Holofemales not allowed to specify age
>Holomales have it as their first stat
Obvious why,but still funny.

>>29374765
Very cute oshi, I like this owl.

>>29374621
10:0 All Tempus streams. Only clips for the girls.

>>29374670
>dog is unga bunga
>Maglord is made of wet tissue
>Regis is a dex build
>hag wife is balanced
Interesting that Regis leaning on dex but it's probably because of the gunblades

>>29374813
I-IS THAT A STREAM LONGER THAN ONE HOUR???!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM LOSING SANITY, OMEGA SAVE ME

>>29374762
thanks anon
>>29374670
CONTINUED SPERGING
magni's stats SCREAM healslut. he's barely going to make a dent, nor can he wield a melee weapon well enough. noir is the perfect profile for a melee/magic class aka RDM + rapier. anyways magni is the healslut to altare's GNB.

>>29374813
How do people even watch this? 1 hour is more than enough content. I hope this never happens again.

>>29374986
magni is the buff/debuff bot, he absolutely has some fucked +dmg +def potions

>>29375033
HE'S HERE. OMEGATRANNY IS HERE

>>29374427
Clothing might take a bit longer to make so they have to start out with cheap stuff like acrylic standees and keychains, but I really hope they get enough support to one day get shirts and other cool merch at a booth in an anime convention. That'd make me happy because I think I'm already in love with these bros....

>>29374813
I saw a comment unironically praising the 1 hour time limit before.

>>29374945
I wonder if they'll stay the same age

>>29375033
Fuck you Omega, let my oshi stream for more than one hour a day

>>29374670
see
>>29374762
Vesper's title is scholar and he also owns a fucking TOME

>>29375095
all me Omega

>>29374986
Magni is clearly a glass cannon crit mage, what do you mean.

>regis is the youngest member at 21
>still has the other 3 eating out of the palm of his hand
jesus christ...

>>29375086
then at least make the acrylics cool looking, instead of just fujobaiting. Fujobaiting is fine, but I'd dig even just an acrylic standee of like, Magni's cauldron or something.

>>29375196
I phrased this in a confusing way. What I meant is I'm fine with fujobait merch, as long as it's not the ONLY merch we get

>>29375131
i kNOW HE OWNS A TOME, BUT THE FUCKING STATS ANON, HE'S NOT THE GODDAMN HEALSLUT, ITS MAGNI WHO'S BUILT LIKE 1PLY TOILET PAPER
>>29375158
im going off FFXIV jobs and dungeon partys are made of 1 tank, 1 healer, 2 DPS. magni would be WHM or SGE given how low his stats is and the fact he'd definitely be the +buff/+debuff bot.

>>29375180
THE MANIPULATOR

>>29375180
That's why he is the leader

>>29375196
For fuck's sake dude what does fujobaiting even mean anymore. They are just standing there.

>>29375254
What the duck is fujobait merch
Axel and Magni eating spaghetti Lady and the Tramp style?

I'm going to tune into Altare's ASMR. I hope it doesn't awaken anything in me

>>29374762
Axel is literally me in every game, especially dark souls

>>29375313
its fujobaiting when there are men and you can buy two and put them next to each other. right?

>>29375180
What Altare lacks in age he makes up for in CHR and cunning

>>29375196
>fujobaiting
where?

>>29375313
They should stop asking to be lusted over then by their promiscuous standing.

>>29375313
>>29375316
Fujobait = things women enjoy, apparently

>>29375086
I'd buy diecast pins and badges too. I think the guys market needs to figure out different things to sell if they want straight men to buy their stuff. I'm going to bed now if there's a merch discussion tomorrow I'll join in again.

>>29375254
if i want yagoo's dakimakura is it fujobaiting

>>29375313
>what does fujobaiting even mean anymore
This will be killed as fast as GFE and every other buzzword to ever exist on this board

>>29375316
The real fujobait would be something silly like "a comic of two of them fighting, but one of them has a big smile, so that's undeniable proof that THEY ARE"

>>29375313
Sorry, I meant new merch in the future. Where it's stuff like the guys holding their hand out to the camera, staring at the viewer longingly. That acrylic thing is fine, albeit not really my style

>>29375316
Unironically yes. Yaoi shipping and pretty boy stuff is what I'm talking about

>>29374813
I CAN FEEL MY SKIN MELTING FROM THE BURNOUT OMEGA TASUKETEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>29375381
Oh no the acrylic stands touched hands fujosisters ww@

>>29375323
Nah bro,don't worry about it. Enjoy the ASMR. What's the worst that can happen?

>>29375292
sage and white mage do not have raid buffs you buffoon
also stop being autistic about stats, you can't agree on Regi and disagree on Vesper at the same time

>>29375437
>doesnt realize regis is about to mindbreak us

>>29375436
>>29375381
What if we put our acrylic standees next to each other in Minecraft

>Vesper says he's going to comb Axel's hair
>...
>Acrylic stand
>FUJOBAITING MERCH AH AH AH

>>29375254
>fujobait merch
I'm starting to believe you folks are sounding more sensitive than actual women.

>>29375404
>THEY ARE
Now I realized this shitty rrat will also eventually happen after schizos cook it up. The question is,who will get "THEY ARE"d first?

>>29375414
I find it sad that any kind of male interaction that isn't toxic is immediately demonized as yaoi baiting. As if any positive affirmation or care from one man to another is a sign that a man wants to fuck you, it's so dehumanizing

>>29375479
I'm gonna buy Magni's and Axel's standees and make them make out

Look at this cutie

>>29373998
The "is your sister single" thing is an IRyS meme. I can't expect the new guys to know every meme from every holo chuba, but I feel bad for the chat participants who got ripped a new asshole for it

>anons ITT arguing over stats and who is who in FFXIV
this is the autism i wanted

>>29373932
what is this from

>>29375526
He's so insecure any 2 males within 20ft of each other looks gay to him.

>>29374986
Go back

>>29375581
I don't, it's a shit meme and irys's fanbase is garbage

>>29375581
every chat does this to everyone brought up in every holo stream

>Regis vs Altare
>Magni vs Dez
>Axel vs Syrios
>Noir vs Vesper

What do you call them?
What do they call each other?

>>29375382
Fujobait is both "things women enjoy" and "I'm getting a boner right now and don't understand why"

>>29375539
Magni and Altare OR Magni and Axel, Magni just has the right interactions to make it happen

>>29375553
It wasn't actually gamers,but it was the men who were truly the most oppressed group all along...

>>29375313
Is there any Fujo Schizos here? Something like a small interactions between the bros show how much they love each other?

>>29375625
Altare, it's what he wants to be called
Magni
Axel
Uncle Nowa

>>29375349
>>29375381
>>29375436
Okay these made me laugh

>>29375390
Yeah this definitely does feel as overused as GFE. GFE = when women are nice to their fans, apparently.

>>29375414
That would be catering to yumejoshi then. Yumejos ship themselves with an anime man while fujos ship guys with each other. I get what you mean now, thanks for clarifying.

>>29375581
I don't. Well deserved. Didn't even originate from IRyS, it's everywhere.

anons, what should i draw of the tempus boys? schizo fudanshi here, btw.

>>29375651
And men who game? Well, let me tell you a little bit about this thing called "intersectionality..."

>>29375644
Altare x everyone

>>29375553
bruh I don't want Regis looking at me like the love of his life, and gently reassuring me. I am but a humble cherry boy, and he would be too much

>>29375625
Blue boy (I'll stick with Altare)
Magni
Axel
Nowa

>>29375581
>Bringing memes from other fanbases to this stream
Well deserved, next are the "inaff" faggots. Behave, maggot.

>>29375651
I wouldn't say men are "oppressed," but rather so many men are conditioned to thinking it's a fucking crime to compliment one another, like saying, "Hey dude, love your clothes today. You look rad." There are so many guys out there who's day you could make just by saying something nice to them, it's that rare. I bet many of the maleanons here can still remember the last time their appearance was complimented

>>29373945

>>29375713
them eating breakfast

>>29375713
Altare climbing down his belt ladder to go buy monster at night.

>>29375553
Agreed. Outside of the actual jokes last night it was kind of sad seeing guys unironically saying Altare was fujobaiting when he said I love you. Makes me wanna hug the bros in here that just need a little more love.

>>29375625
Wonder Blue / Reggie
Mag
Axel
Uncle Nowa

>>29375625
Altare
Magni
Axel
Vesper

Uncle Nowa my beloved

>>29375681
im going to fujobait by making acrylic stands of the tempus men and smacking them together so its like they're having sex im fujobaiting so hard uuuhhhhnnnn

>>29375625
Regis
Magni
Axel
Ves

>>29375713
Them all approaching room 4 while scared of what's in there.

>>29375713
Them just standing there emotionless,while the average poster itt is completely lusting over them because theyre a bit too close to each other

>>29375625
Blue fag
Magni
Axel
Noir

>>29375713
Vesper inside walls turning Chloe into a schizo

>>29375625
Altare
The bros call Magni Dez most of the time
Axel
Vesper is usually called noir, vespy, vesp so pick the one you like

>>29375581
It's really creepy. I thought it was creepy when people were trying to ask if Mori's sister was single during the stream she had with her mom.

Glad Regis put those boundaries down.

>>29375625
Reggie
Dezzy
Axel
Noir

>>29375780
yeah it's just not really part of guy culture, we have our own ways of showing affection mostly through banter; you don't have to always say 'I love you bro' to mean it

>>29375818
Same. Men really deserve so much more love from other men. It's heartbreaking to see outsiders who look at two men enjoying each other's company and thinking they only want to fuck each other, as if two men can't love each other as friends

>>29375713
Altare walking up the stairs and dropping the pizza

>>29375780
Anon... I have never been complimented...

I wish all MANScholars a fine sojourn in this temple of discourse known as /mans/. Let us all partake in enlightening conversations about Tempus so we can grow stronger as individuals and as a general.

>>29375625
Blue boy
Magni
Dog
Vespie

I think omega SUCKS

>>29375780
i complemented a coworker on his new haircut once and he got defense and told me he wasn't gay. unironically made me sad to think of someone living like that

>>29375992
yes, my dick atm

> nihongo stream to connect with JPs
> schedules it to start one hour after literally every StarsJP is in a collab playing gartic phone together

why is this dog so retarded

I love you bros, no homo.

>>29374389
you're a poor spick, so it's expected

>>29375672
>>29375762
>>29375833
>>29375850
>>29375880
>>29375907
>>29375912
>>29375925
Poor Axel has no nicknames

>>29375713
Uncle Nowa doing the flare wheeze

>>29375999
My friends in public school were like this too. Thankfully I've since made friends that actually aren't afraid of their own emotions and are secure in their sexual preferences! It's easy for me to forget that men aren't always so lucky to make friends like the ones I have.

>>29375999
>>29375780
I've been on a business trip and it's raining all across the US; I stopped in a restaurant in my rain coat and the waiter actually gave me a compliment on how cool my trench coat looked. I was surprised.

>>29376034
He hasn't mastered scheduling yet

>>29376027
I made this post

>>29375967
I'm sorry, friend, that sucks

>>29376064

>>29375871

>>29373977
>would be kinda weird if they did, but would be perfect for the boys to do?
Yes. Be "based" on stream. Shit like masturbation jokes or unironic sexist jokes shitting on women.

>>29375999
that's disheartening

I wonder how collabing with girls is going to affect Tempus... I'm not ready bros... women are just so fucking boring and suck the life out of everything.

>>29376078
We need better bros out there, I met up with my childhood friends at a wedding after not seeing them for 5+ years and it was like I never left, we were all glad we are doing well and looking sharp.

>>29374581
Didn't Kiara do that

>>29376191
They need high-energy girls who can bant or my boys will be dragged down

>>29376165
>unironic sexist jokes shitting on women.
There's a limit to how BASED we can get.

>>29376055
Some call him dog boy does that count?

>>29376055
Dingo didn't catch on, nor did "the axe" or whatever else aside from dog

>>29375780
I remember I watched some streamer a long time ago do his best to overcome a huge challenge in a game. He was struggling and his friend who is better at that specific part came over and stayed with him for a few hours. Calming him down,telling him he got this,he can do it,discussing strategy,hyping him when he felt like he can't do it.

At the end he beat the challenge and they both told each other "I love you man" with clearly shaky voices from the adrenaline and excitement. Was no sexual aura,no nothing. Just guys genuinely appreciating always being there for each other. I got unironically choked up over it. I'm not saying guys should be on top of each other 24/7,but those specific interactions shouldn't be completely as rare and shouldn't be seen as gay shit.

>>29376273
Then I guess Gura is too based for the world.

>>29374829
>Nowa tea set
oh my god make it happen

>>29376191
>Bae
>Ollie
they will get lost when Vesper starts talking about something really old

>>29376165
>unironic sexist jokes shitting on women.
Gura literally did this last night

>>29376308
>but those specific interactions shouldn't be completely as rare and shouldn't be seen as gay shit.
Fujoshi were a mistake.

I really don't have any serious criticisms of Tempus at all, but I wish one of these vtuber agencies would hire someone with an actual interest in alchemy and Hermeticism to play an alchemist character. I understand why they won't because who will that appeal to other than myself, but still.

>>29376055
Axel is just a nice name and very easy to remember

>>29375625
>>Regis vs Altare
Reggie
>>Magni vs Dez
Magni
>>Axel vs Syrios
Axel
>>Noir vs Vesper
Nowa...

>>29373977
Smash or other fighting game banter and teabagging the other team as a friendly joke if they ever play Valorant with future waves of Holostars EN.

>>29376353
That's the best thing about Noir he's too powerful for the entry level holos

>>29376055
Call him "XL" cus he's a gigantic retard.

>>29376377
/X/TUBER WHEN?

>>29376361
It's weird, though. Doesn't really feel right unlike if the boys do it.

>>29376055
I call him dingo (obviously only in private convos with friends or /here/)

>>29376361
She also called men disgusting last night. Gura hates every gender

>>29376353
On the other hand, i think maybe Mori can keep up with him to some degree

>>29376365
>>29376308
That does sound really beautiful, I'm glad the two were able to have such a nice moment together
And I think it's not just fujoshi, It's literally people being horny. When two girl streamers mention ANYTHING about body parts or clothes, chat devolves into fucking monkeys apeing about "WHAT DOES SHE SMELL LIKE" or "CAN I SEE HER FEET." It's so demoralizing

>>29376353
Based uncle Nowa protecting our boys from women through his sheer powerlevel.

>>29375625
>reggie
>mag
>dingo
>nowa ojisan

>>29376467
holy based

>>29376437
When they hire me!!! Give me like a year, anon.

>>29373977
cross swords

>>29376470
You really think so?

>>29376467
She's attained true enlightenment

>>29376471
>Girl compliments another
>THEY ARE THEY ARE /u/SISTERS
I'm so sick of it

>>29376055
axel's just easier to keep memorized

>>29376517
mori sounds like the kind of girl that hung out with guys as a kid, so maybe she could handle our boys.

>>29376437
>Tulpa creation tutorial
>Succubus summoning stream
>Voices in my head ASMR

>>29376470
I don't know how well they'd do together, but I'd prefer not to discuss collabs with holo girls in here because it just fuels schizoposting outside of /mans/

>>29376470
I dunno. He's got a little under a decade on Mori, right? Not saying they wouldn't get along, but their childhoods and young adulthoods were in different decades.

>>29376365
That's deflecting, the majority of people that see it as gay shit is other men and past threads are proof of that. Tell other men to stop seeing those kinds of things as "gay" instead of blaming it on people who aren't even into 3DPD.

>>29376548
NO REGIS YOUR GONNA DIE DON'T DRINK THAT

>>29376492
ill be rooting for you

>>29376437
that would be l-lewd

>>29375713
noir giving a box of pizza cpr/cradling a pizza box in his arms tears in his eyes
meanwhile regis is faceplanted behind him

>>29376470
Maybe if they talk about RPGmaker games, otherwise it would be "uh yeah dog I think I heard of that heh heh"

>>29376571
No. We will just be pondering the great mysteries on my stream and expressing unshakable motivation to self-improve and love others.

>>29376571
I remember a post I wanted to make a while back but I forgot and then I finally remembered.
Vesper has definitely tried to learn how to lucid dream. Writing down your dreams right when you wake up is something that lucid dreaming tutorials tells you to do.

>>29376571
manifesting this

>>29376416
Kek

Caption this.

>>29375956
tfw pizza drop

>>29376471
Maybe I'm going full schizo,but I genuinely feel like the word for "love" lost all meaning. It's now just another word for lust,instead of a feeling of self sacrifice, respect and general care for someone else. I'm not saying any of the Tempus guys should or shouldn't love each other like that,but holy shit it's a guarantee that if they try it,fujos will just go full fanfic and sex ship them on the spot, while chat and reddit does some stupid gay shit meme in chat.

>>29376437
I would love to be a vtuber focused on wicca etc. Always loved witchcraft since I was young, but my voice is autistic as hell, and I am shy as hell.

>>29375780
>I wouldn't say men are "oppressed," but rather so many men are conditioned to thinking it's a fucking crime to compliment one another, like saying, "Hey dude, love your clothes today. You look rad."
i feel like i lucked the fuck out because we constantly say shit like this with my friends in real life even in public, so much so that being reminded that it really isn't this way in many groups of male friends gives me massive dissonance.

>>29375625
Regis
Mag/Magni
Axel
Nowa

>>29376679
Yes, that's been true for hundreds of years

>>29376461
>dingo
https://youtu.be/rsshQO6NIWI?t=5
couldnt find a sound clip of just dingo

>>29376673
NOOOO PIZZA-KUN

>>29376679
this makes me sad though, like, should they really stop themselves from saying stuff like "i love you" to each other because it might make girls horny? i really hope not.

>>29376437
Before that we need a /pol/tuber unironically

>>29376470
This is unlikely.
The only common ground they have is Jojo and Uncle Nowa is very invested in it, to the point where I don't know if Mori will even be able to keep up with him.

>>29374068
You do know normal male streamers exist right? They sell merch and get lots of donations. Look at any mid size to big male streamer. Hell most male youtubers do. They even put out those shitty little vinyl figures. Only voice packs is kind of odd, but I'm sure some kind of content could work. Maybe more a special episode that 1 on 1.

The whole anti-brotuber thing always seemed like nijicope that men simply don't like anyone their hire. The whole idea of a brotuber is normal male streamer, anime aesthetic. It really isn't that hard a concept. Cover just needed to find a couple who could control themselves a little.

>>29376673
Pizza down I repeat pizza down

>>29375713
Magni fighting for his life in a public bathroom stall.
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1552321172414480384

>>29376679
I don't think you're schizo, anon. Words change meanings over time, and a lot of folks don't enjoy changing or adapting to those new meanings, which is natural, because these new meanings have sprouted from a generation of younger folk who haven't necessarily experience what older folk have in their lives

>>29376834
isnt mori surface tier level in terms of jojo

>>29376823
No. You have Pippa, that's close and bad enough

>>29376823
god no

>>29376844
Agreed with all of this except the corpo mention. Fans of that corpo are generally very cool with brotubers, it's mainly dramafags who bitch about it

>>29376871
She's a Jojo niwaka, very obviously

>>29376673
MY BROTHER NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29376679
In Spanish we hace a clear distinction between the two. We use "te quiero" when we meant we mean it in a non-romantic platonic way, and we use "te amo" when we meant as romantic way

>>29376470
>Mori can keep up with him to some degree
Mori is 10 years younger than Vesper. You might as well call her a fucking zoomer at this rate.

thoughts on noir doing a xcom ufo defense stream but he names every rookie after members of holostars
will he have to dip into the namepool of other members of holopro

I want to cross swords with Magni

>>29376679
You people just cannot keep fujoshi out of your head. That's not even how it works but also you can just hide and block things you don't want to see on social media. Fujoshi know how to tag things and post full versions on poipiku so only their audience will see it. Obnoxious zoomer nüjoshi are not the same as veteran fujos.

>>29376980
Another example of English being a limited language..

>>29376738
> my voice is autistic as hell, and I am shy as hell.
anon look at the main subjects in the thread you are on. you can make it

>>29377001
Regis and nowa are the ones with swords bro...

Altare is the opposite of the AYO THE PIZZA'S HERE vine

>>29376191
The first thing that will be in dog boy's schedule after the collab ban is lifted is an Apex collab with Ollie and I won't be watching that shit.

>>29376990
I don't know about the original XCOM, but for EU, absolutely. He'll need like 30+ names at the least, especially if he's playing on Commander or higher. The first few months are absolutely fucking brutal, especially when Mutons come into play.

>>29375625
Blue fag
Magussy
Furry retard
Neil deGrasse Tyson

>>29373918
C’mon anons let’s not argue let’s dubidoo wapwap

>>29376064

>>29376055
Alex

I need an Altare edit of Homelander.

>>29377084
eh eu he should be fine. meanwhile og xcom the meat grinder is almost expected. you get like, 8-12 rookies right off the bat. i think its 8 if you take two shivs with you. but yeah iirc my original ufo defense playthrough the first few months was just me throwing cannon fodder at the ayys.

>>29376353
Can't wait for him to go on a tangent and for Ollie to say "mhm mhm" when in reality she pulled out her phone long ago.

>>29377178
Wonderful

>>29377178
Cute wheezy uncle

>>29377033
It's literally
I like you
And
I love you

bros, is it selfish if i just don't want the boys to collab outside tempus at all? like i know its gotta happen but i don't want to see their awkward dynamic with someone i don't care about... i want to see their dynamic with each other.....

>>29377209
No...not the memories...not like this...

>>29377204
I haven't played EU vanilla in a while, just Long War, so maybe my opinion is skewed

>>29377242
no. its boys night out not boys + 1 chick night out

>>29377178
Saved

>>29376990
Not sure about UFO Defense, that game is veeeery stream unfriendly.
...Though to be fair, if he somehow manages to do a good and entertaining stream with Dwarf Fortress, it might be possible to do the same with UFO Defense.
However Enemy Unknown and XCOM2 should be perfectly doable and I would love to see him play those with customized soldier names.

>>29377242
I'm in the same boat. Before i wanted collabs with the girls, collabs outside of holo, collabs with anything. Then they came out and i want them to stay in their bubble and never leave.

>>29377242
Don't really care as I don't see it being a common thing honestly. It might happen rarely for some,but that's it.

>>29377270
>long war
okay there we go. i was wondering "wtf are you doing with 30+ troops"

>>29376437
>you get your kino /x/tuber
>people start sperging out about him talking about ghosts just like they did with sana and astronomy and he stops the gimmick one month in debut

I don't mind the boys collabing with girls, just don't let them collab with Ollie.

Watching Hunt VOD. Such a Kino, my boys went in and got it done. Regis is growing on me a lot, and Vesper tries to take his half of the spotlight. Love me boys, simple as

>>29377319
Haha, yeah. Long War is a fucking nightmare with fatigue cycling, a month takes like 20+ hours of gameplay

>>29377321
Hopefully he would curse Chloe with more ghosts

>>29377340
too bad
ollie is going to hound them 24/7 for an apex collab
holy fuck ollie if you love apex just marry it

>>29377296
>We'll never get Holostars succession fort streams where each year the fort just gets more crazy ala Boatmurdered and Headshoots

>>29376673

>>29377340
You realize she will almost 100% be the first one to Collab with one of them,right? I actually can't even think of who else could do it first. Mori is a blind guess,but that would only be for a cover.

>>29377340
Ollie has become much sweeter in the last year. She isn't as hyper active, or at least not as often

>>29377431
>You realize she will almost 100% be the first one to Collab with one of them,right?
I know and I fucking hate it. She's too obnoxious for my tastes.

>>29377242
while I understand exactly what you're feeling I do want to see the boys absolutely mog the girls in anything and everything and in general just dunk on them whether it's game ability or banter
won't happen but I can dream

>>29377242
It's not like they have much of a choice anyway. NijiEN so far is still off limits and Cover would have to screen every indie that isn't the usual Vshojo girls.

>>29377366
so ive read and watched. well i read a screenshot lp and then watched beaglerush's final temple ship cheese where he just runs the skyranger back and forth. that shit was hilarious.
of course no fun allowed in long war so the devs had to patch that cheese out.

>>29374068
>nobody donates to asmongold because that'd be gay

>>29377454
They would pull themselves back and not try as hard honestly,when it comes to games.

>>29377431
Bae is also a candidate, but the deciding factor is that Bae would have to think up what she wants to do for a collab idea, and Ollie is already pre-typing DMs asking for apex collabs

>>29377437
is her voice better? i mean health wise because the last few call ins her voice was super hoarse.
i used to watch ollie a lot before she went full tilt into apex.

>>29377321
let me dream anon

I want Axel to become amazing friends with Rob and cuck Bae.

>>29377525
I wouldn't be surprised if Ollie already sent the Apex collab requests.

>>29377492
I'd give it a shot if you're interested in playing a really fun strategic game that makes you mald but gives you all information relatively fairly. Long War Rebalanced is even more of a fucking nightmare, because unlike Long War, every late game enemies become literal Sectopods. It becomes virtually impossible to alpha strike anything and you're so reliant on CC and LoS

tempus's debut pv ost is such a banger, anything similar to it?

>>29377227
not quite. "i like you" in spanish would be more along the lines of "me caes bien", as in, basically saying "i think you're nice". i can't think of an equivalent enough expression for "te quiero" in english, other than just attaching ", man" at the end of an "i love you".

>>29377178
Cute! I love his little smile.

>>29377242
Depends on who it is. I think they'd have nice chemistry with a few indies and other corpos. If you don't like it you can just skip the streams you don't like.

>>29377559
I'd say she is a bit softer spoken on average

>>29376823
There was one once, she got canceled, partly by this place and partly other chuubas and they didn't even feel bad about that.

Athena Bambina, btw.

>>29377386
KINO

>>29377595
no thanks fatigue is an immediate turn off. yeah i get the point is to have a bunch of troops to cycle in and out of but fuck you im going to beat xcom how i beat pokemon: with my level 80 charizard leading the charge of a team of level 10-40 mons i picked up along the way.
not saying long war is bad just not for me. i'll stick with regular ol' xcom

The equivalent of a hag for the boys would be uncle or grandpa?

>>29377718
Totally fair. Also lmao about Pokemon, it's so true. You don't need a team, you just need one incredibly overleveled starter with good movepool variety to hit everything your STAB is resisted by

>>29377562
Tempus breaks the entire of Hololive ENs hearts by stealing Roberu, Shien -and- Rio

>>29377340
Pfffffttttt AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAA....LEMAO AHAHALOL
Ollie has already scheduled apex with axel and magni next month

>>29377386
>>29377716
Jesus Christ imagine the 4 boys passing around a DF save to stream once a week and fuck up everything with lava doomsday devices

How do I save twitter GIFs without going through 3rd party websites?

>>29377866
I'm not sure, Vesper, I'm also illiterate with social media. But I hope one of the zoomers in this thread can help you.

>>29376437
I don't think that'd work. Who wants to watch a chuuba go on about occultism or cryptids or conspiracies?

>>29377866
youtube-dl

>>29377840
Stop posting here, Ollie. It's like 4AM.

>>29377923
way too complicated

>>29377814
>good movepool variety
>wtf do you mean having only fire moves is a bad thing
>save one space for fly tho because its a flying fire breathing dragon. it should know fly.
kid me picked moves based on how cool the animations were and if i liked the name.

>>29377866
Stop coming here, Vesper.

>>29377906
Give me a Castlevania Belmontesque model and I will rant about how the goblins are ruining our economy, I saw one yesterday and I've been saying this for years..

https://youtu.be/Rfk5LAfp7L8?t=1232 i can't stop thinking about dez's reaction to seeing a rat

>>29377866
record a video with your mobile phone

>>29377866
I use this script
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/404515-twitter-download-video

>zero collab begging in the predebut hype and first days
>all the thread talks about after they prove themselves and the leeches see an opportunity
Many such cases

>>29377606
The HoloX PV had amazing music and it changed when each member was on screen like the Tempus PV.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqmh-8qU5Wg

I still think this PV is a banger.

>>29377321
I’ll prove you wrong, you son of a bitch.
It bummed me out that Sana dropped those streams so quickly.
>>29377906
Me, but I realize there isn’t too much of an actual demand for it. I just think it would be neat considering how much occultism and mythology is plastered all over the entire vtubing landscape.

>>29378025
holy based thank you anon

Now that they have a "guild" setting for holostars, my dream of being a fantasy creature vtuber is coming closer.
I wanna be a skellington, or a dorf

>>29378029
The Collab begging grow stronger while brotuber fans grow more opposed to it to keep the bro unity alive.

>>29377866
You need to use 3rd party add-ons or websites. Twitter is garbage for media sharing, on a technical level.

>>29378065
>Lui didn't get a change of music
Rui-nee....

Thank you anons. I have now downloaded the GIF.

How long do you guys think it'll take for cover to update maglord and vespy's faces?

>>29378075
How did I make this post without typing it out?

>>29378128
Good job!

>>29377949
Haha, reminds me of the flavor text on one Magic Card I had
"Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire."

>>29378128
No problem Noire!

anons im sorry but i have the need to make this and this is the only place i can share it cause the discord is very sfw only

Are Fujos our burden like gossip is the burden of global?

>>29378128
Extremely based, Nowa

>>29378011
>give it a smooch
Never change, Altare

>>29378168
I did not need to know you were in a discord thanks

>>29377606
>>29378065
Uproar’s PV also had something similar
https://youtu.be/GHf5MObdxfo

>>29378128
you're welcome oji-san

>>29378011
HE'S SO CUTE

>>29378128
Becoming the burden to close ones is one of my fears.

>>29378168
>discord
No...not like this...I'm gonna schizo..

>>29378168
OH NO NO NO THIS IS FUJOBAITING ANON NO

>>29378139
IRyS...

>>29378184
this thread is pro unity

>>29378139
Forever if they dont do it out of their own pockets.
Anya's original model finally got a V2 today

>>29378168
>discord

>>29376437
There exist a few already
No they don't talk about it on stream but there are hints
They stream normal games and talk shows
The occult meetings happen in secret invite only channels

>>29378219
Oh that's what it was. I knew hololive did it twice before and I assumed it was Council.
I am glad since HoloX they have been making these tiny bangers PVs.

>>29378168
>discord
Please go back

Let’s get this straight, guys: fujos are wonderful perverts and I love them. They are not the boogeyman.

>>29378283
Are Holo members allowed to do their own changes to their model? As in not drawing it themselves,but taking the initiative,comissioning,paying for it and so on?

>>29378244
I'm worried that my father feels the same way. I don't ever want to put him in a nursing home

>>29378011
Kek cute homo

>>29378277
Yeah I'm gonna unity my mouth with yours, fujo-chan.

>>29378168
>discord
The name was a giveaway I see.

>>29378318
I’m not in a cult or a lodge or anything but that’s pretty much what I do.

>>29378357
>straight, guys: fujos

>>29374188
If the coffee mug wasn't so bland I'd buy it. I had in the cart actually. But being eu I would be paying for 1 mug I don't really love for the price of 2

>>29378168
>discord

>>29378357
Agreed. What we should be focusing on is how chink bilibili shills already hijacked the holotempus tag on twitter so it's hard to find more art and memes

I missed its advent, where did the Nowa nickname originate from?

>>29378357
I'm going to sexually harass the fujos here then if they're going to sexually harass my brothers in arms.

>>29378453
No I don’t wanna dwell on that either :(

>>29377716
>>29377859
>Vesper actually manages to set up decent supplies/workstations etc
>Axel makes a gladiators arena megastruction and sets up a fight club between captured invaders, megabeasts, and his own soldiers
>Mag stripmines the whole area for loads of resources
>Regis gleefully killing invading armies with lava cannons, atom smashers, and other absurd stupid dwarf tricks

>>29378219
>>29378065
thank you anon, these are great as well, any idea what genre these osts are?

>>29378433
>>29378407
>>29378355
>>29378309
>>29378210
im drawing a fat assed noir vesper and all you care about is a discord mention, anons your priorities.

>>29378453
>Israel
It's all so tiresome

>>29378479
They’re not going to, is what I’m saying! Put your dick away!

>>29378075
>dorf
A particularly greedy/ruthless gun-toting dorf who would set up a slave-driving drug plantation in Rimworld in Rich Explorer start in jungle.

>>29378513
discord

>>29378373
Coco did and I want to say Risu paid for her V2 out of pocket

fasts forward in a few months and this general has a discord group

>>29378488
But which one would "accidentally" kill all the elves they meet?

>>29378549
Risu did not

>>29378554
die

>>29378513
Sorry artfag,but I'm a schizo,I can't help it. I will not take my pills

>>29378513
>anons your priorities.
They're good, don't worry.

>>29378513
>discord
>namefag

>>29378513
hello kitten

>>29378478
jp bros, it sounds just like noir

>>29378538
>Put your dick away!
What has been unsealed can no longer be sealed...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jar19J3HXQY

I still think the Magni and Nowa musical parts on the PV are fucking amazing.

>>29378554
I'm sure some schizos will try to bait post with that. That said I will relentlessly post chemo if people unironically support such a thing.

>>29378128
i was too slow but here's a smaller sized webm but now ive figured out how to do it fast next time

>>29378650
agreeeeeeeeeee

i guess drawing shitposts here is out of the question, huh

>>29378513
Objectively the only important part. You should take off the nametag as well, makes you come off as desperate.

we now have unironic discordfags, collab beggars, and reddit screencaps. Which time zone needs to be rangebanned to stop that?

>>29378713
EU hours

>>29378650
i thought this was so lame when i saw it at first but now im like, i understand.........

>>29378710
nta, but how people look at posting just art while namefagging?

>>29378706
Just drop the name lad, the drawing is the only signature you need here.

>>29378706
I don’t think he really feels that way about basketball Americans.