/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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filian is based

Why Filian can't just be a cute girlfriend, why she has to be so mean?

https://files.catbox.moe/2girai.mp4

stupid sexy virgin whore

guys I don't think squ is ever going to get rid of the epic sax guy alert

wife_dm_!

>>29355235
Stop using Layna in the OP, I don't like her.

>>29355558
slut_dm_!

>>29355608
no, I like Layna

Woo, Rikku raided Squ.

>>29355549
I'm starting to get really annoyed by Squ's sound alerts. Half her stream is interrupted by some gonzo playing the same trigger for the 1000th time and the same epic sax jingle over and over. It's not that they're bad, but it's too much. If was more of a schizo, I could probably one-guy her into changing something about it.

>>29355873
kys

Well, it seems like the orcat's birthday is near. Let's show her some /lig/ love with a good birthday card!

>Rules
Image dimensions must be a multiple of 200 (200x200, 400x400, 200x400, etc.).
Submissions accepted until August 5th 6AM CEST (final minute of August 4th for EST), after which it'll be put up on her twitter art hashtag under an anonymous twitter account.

Try to not leave it for the last minute, since the card will be sent in the middle of the night.

한국인 친구를 위한 지침
> Shylily 이미지의 콜라주가 만들어지고 있습니다
> 기여할 수 있습니다. Shylily 의생일을 축하하는 그림을 그립니다
> 콜라주 중간에 있는 라이언 고슬링의 이미지처럼 원한다면 그녀의 생일에 대한 밈을 만들 수도 있습니다
> 크기는 200, 400, 600px 이되 끼워넣기 편하게 정사각형 / 직사각형으로 부탁함
> 그녀의 생일 전에 보낼 예정이므로 기한이 있습니다
> 마감일: 8월 4일
한국어를 몰라요, 이상하게 들린다면 죄송합니다

Has there ever been a case of a chuuba being guy'd by a post here?

>>29356038
layna

>>29356038
Yes.

>>29356038
multipule

>>29356038
guy'd - yes
oneguy'd - just by whoever made the cimrai 911 edit, apart from that - no

Olivia Monroe playing Mega Man X as her first Mega Man game
https://www.twitch.tv/oliviamonroe

>>29356038
never been done before

>>29356122
She sounds like a chain smoking aunt.

>>29356176
please post pics of your chains moking aunt

>>29356176
An aunt maybe but not a chain-smoking one.

>>29356176
she's a gigastacy

>>29355235
Oh Yeah, work that core Layna.

https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a19540877/female-sexuality-the-workout-induced-orgasm/

>>29356176
They don't call her Grandma Ollie for nothing

just a coupla liggers hangin out

>HE made me drive
WHORE
WHORE
WHORE
WHORE

>>29356223
Imagine the thighjobs

>>29356176
She sounds pretty normal. There's a girl at my uni that constantly sounds like she's trying to do the Christian Bale Batman voice.

>>29356249
wtf cute

Vienna astral projected so that Squ dreamt she was in Toronto.

Squ finds black men attractive

is squ high?

Squ dreams of black men.

squ

>>29356324
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

>>29356256
>Dreaming of handsome black men reaching in under her shirt
Dropped

>>29356335
She got her blood taken today, so possibly.

blacked anon i hope you watch squ right now

She specifically said not black as in the skin color.
Dumb blackedfags.

>friend
Man astroprojects into her dreams, she admits he is very handsome, he flirts with her, and her response is "that's nice" and then friendzones him.

Anyone going after her is going to have a lot of work to do

>>29356494
dreams are shattered now.

womp womp

>>29356796
plap plap

>squ included socked feet in her blood pic
That was on purpose right

>>29356796
no
>>29356832
maybe

>no saffox today
fox withdrawals getting worse...

>>29356796
<3

why is Yunii doing wikipedia ASMR

So why is Squ considered the most seductive chuuba around here?

>>29356976
because she can.

>>29356979
Because she seduces without even trying, it's her racial passive

Anny's stream be like "excuse me sir, this is a Wendy's".

>>29356979
You wouldn't get it.

>>29356979
She's just very charming without even trying.

>>29357066
ok

>>29356494
But that's exactly what she said, "he was a black beautiful magician".

Women belong in the kitchen
t. Squ

Mom, squs being sexist again

>appreciates traditional values
i will now watch your chuuba

I want an eastern euro girl to dom me and make me feel like a failure as a man. Please

Why are mods always such faggots?

>greek autism in Giri's chat
cringe

>>29357398
squ's chat is full of morons like that skullsmashed, so it's not surprising.

>>29357398
Takes a certain kind of retard to work for free.

>>29356979
she's not

Squ's brain is running on fumes today

>>29355873
>If was more of a schizo, I could probably one-guy her into changing something about it.
Do it. Be the one-guy you want to see.

>highlight your message to ask the chuuba to say something in your language
why is this so common

>>29357687
small country mentality

>>29357687
It's a third world thing.

What should Anny do to attract males?

>>29357398
All it takes is to have a one weak link. She even talked that after last unban request review when she asked them to at least timeout weird chatters first before banning, some of mods are actually doing that. But now she just sees that user was timed out and then banned immdialtely by other mod.

>>29357803
Make them feel like she's acting like a whore just for them, and that her chat has a chance with her that others don't.

>>29357828
Mods see poster history that you don't. Maybe they were being dicks before.

>>29357803
Going outside would probably be a good place to start

Bat spotted in Olivia's chat.

>>29357828
Its actualy were easy to not get banned, have a history of normal chatting before saying something wierd. If the first thing you say is a comment about the streamers boobs you will get banned, I don't agree with that but it's how it works. If you talk about normal things 90% of the fine even if people don't notice and the streamer never notices it, you're still going to get away with a wierd thing here and there.

>>29358040
yeah she's been in there before

>>29357890
You think they're putting in that kind of effort?

Bob tried to groom Squ in VR

>>29357687
The only people who use the highlight message redeem are autistic, third worlders, or children. Without exception. It's a very useful tool to determine whose messages to ignore.

>>29358050
Speaking of the guy who was not sure what his first messae should be and she said just saying "Hi" is fine. As we've seen on unban request stream, saying hi twice gets you a ban.
He was ban evading probably, but still funny considering it was so soon after that.

>>29358040
Bat has a weird thing for Christian chuubas. She's a big Abi fan, too.

>>29358354
She wants to get Francis Xavier'd

>>29358354
She wants to corrupt them.

>>29358447
Can't blame her, Francis Xavier was a fucking boss. As were all of the OG Jesuits before they became corrupted with modernity.

Will Squ ever be able to overcome her hatred of women and collab with other vtubers like a normal person?

>>29357890
Probably not the history itself, because she shows it during unban request review, but Twitch marks suspicious users and mods can see that in chat view (the ones who got multiple timeouts before on other channels or new accouns from the same IP as banned users)

>>29358354
soon she will collect one from every christian denomination

>rainhoe playing race game
Are there any other racist liggers?

>>29358354
>Bat has a weird thing for Christian chuubas
https://twitter.com/RNJesusVtuber

>>29358578
Her cooking collab with Giri was fun. She just doesn't like most common collab games.

>>29358578
Last collab was with Giri. Wonder if Giri thinks Squ is weird for showing her a 4chan meme.

>>29358354
But Olivia isn't religious.

RAKASTAN LOOMI JA HALUAN MENNÄ NAIMISIIN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, PERUSTAA PERHEEN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, JA KASVATTAA AINAKIN 30 LASTA TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, LAPSIA JOTKA PERIVÄT PARHAAT PIIRTEEMME JA OMINAISUUTEMME, MUTTA JOTKA OVAT MYÖS YHTÄ AUTISTISIÄ SUOMALAISIA KUIN HEIDÄN KAUNIS DORKA ÄITI

>>29358662
>blasphemy
pass

>>29358747
Wrong, last collab was garlic phone with vyugens because of Yenko's birthday.

>>29358765
I actually only heard second-hand that she's Christian, I don't know it for a fact. But she's certainly normalfag enough.

>>29358578
Honestly seems like she collabs once with someone and then never again. So probably no.

i wonder if giri will ever play a videogame

I bet Squ has pictures of herself doing the poses in her artwork and uses them as reference.

>>29358937
Giri has already played Outlast.

>>29358791
I always remember that SVU episode of a guy that died because of blasphemy.

>>29358980
Saru uses her body as a reference, wouldn't be surprising for Squ too.

>>29358937
she plays cuck game by watching DM ride Onibro

>>29358765
She's on this list of Christian streamers.
https://christianstreamsuggestions.carrd.co/
Just doesn't make it part of her stream like Abi does.

>>29359100
Giri doesn't fuck her bro, that would be weird.

>>29358937
Video games are the last thing you want to do if you want to grow your channel on Twitch unless you find a specific niche.

>>29358620
Best I can do. At least she has a couple of streams in Forza. Not really a ligger but at least partnered.
https://clips.twitch.tv/BetterDependableStapleKeyboardCat-_wpM3zmfx8OkvQuP

>>29358283
Bob?

>>29358980
IRL self-tracing is still tracing. Cancel NAO.

Does Olivia sing? She sounds very stacy

>>29359179
Onibro is not actually her bro
he's her husband (or bf)

>>29358354
Isn't bat's mom German? good odds she's a christfag herself.

>>29358980
Nah, her poses are too impractical. And if she is using a reference it's probably one from her big breasted nude model folder that artists have.

>One of Squ's favorite songs is about hookers
No surprise there.

>>29358937
?

>>29359064
She is proud of the fact that tummy on her model is drawn from reference and even showed the proof.

>>29358980
She has done in the past, so yes.

>>29359368
squ confirmed 4 fingered

>>29359134
somewhat related, but why would you care to find specifically christian streamers if that's not their content?

>>29358980
Honestly, easier than searching through vague low res image references or something like /s/ to find something good. Reference is a pain in the ass.

reminder to hit the gym and be ripped
you will be drowning in chuuba pussy at conventions

>>29359364
>Squ's irl tummy is the same as her model's
Why are so many chuubas hot irl??

>>29359243
Some chatter that kept askimg her to join his world in VRC while she was doing a VR stream. He showed in her YT comments today and now she uses "Bob" as an insult.

dɯoʍ dɯoʍ

>>29359419
everyone has 4 fingers, dumbass
the thumb is not a finger
>huehue I have 8 fingers

>>29359520
If you were religious you'd understand better, but essentially it's comforting to be able to find content creators who don't blaspheme.

>>29359646
how did you do it Lily :O

>>29359313
bat is the Jesus Jesus Japanesus

>>29359559
If the Nyanners + Aethalstan connection is any indicator, it may in fact be that easy, at least for some of them.

>>29358980
she must have some real ugly feet IRL then

I like pesto dog but she sounds like a 60 year old tob.

>>29359579
Because all it takes to be above average in the modern world is to not be fat (assuming your face isn't hideously disfigured).

>>29359753
no way dude, nyanners is 99% lesbian. :^)

>>29359802
It's funny that Nyanners is actually a good example on why being terminally online is a bad idea.

>>29359347
but pickmes hate whores

>>29359333
She used her tummy as a reference for her model though.

>>29359799
>because all it takes to be above average is to not be fat and be female*
ftfy

>>29359559
I'll get ripped fine but there's no way i'm
risking getting shanked by some albanian in P*ris 2023

>>29359579
At this point there's a shit ton of vtubers, but the ugly ones probably don't share their photos, so you see only hot ones.
Squ was chubby in the past actually, also apparently had bad acne during school.

>>29359908
Why would Bat shank you?

>>29359908
>albanian
Very bold of you to assume that Moriko would be caught dead at a con in E*rope

>>29359908
Having the balls to risk getting shanked will make you even more attractive.

>>29359949
>the ugly ones probably don't share their photos, so you see only hot ones
There's also the really shy ones, some of whom are presumably still cute. But yeah, it's probably just selection effects.

>>29359949
That would explain a lot about her current attitude towards women.

>>29358283
Imagine being on your knees in front of her...

>>29360052
She does sound like she got bullied or ostracized by other girls a lot in school. If guys are nicer to you than girls when growing up, it's understandable to end up with pick me tendencies.

finally my big breasted oshi is live, time to ditch squ

This cute oni gives one smooch if you click this link!
https://www.twitch.tv/yoclesh

>>29359700
qmow qmow

Rammstein is fucking cringe
t. German speaker

>>29360331
If I don't click will she kiss a knot instead?

womp womp

>>29360331
I don't want cooties.

>>29360400
Good thing it’s not for Germans

>>29358354
>>29359313
She wants to fuck girls that are like her mother

>>29360331
Now that I know this oni is a tall thicc married woman with fat fucking tits, I want to watch her more.

>>29360523
>tall
Anon she’s like 5’3 and wears 4 inch heeled boots to cope

>>29360317
>pick me girls finish last

What are the chances of Layna and Ori collabing? I'm watching clips of the latter and I NEED to hear those two voices in the same stream.
Also holy shit are those oreos in her hair? That is cute as fuck.

>>29360660
>ori
Who

>>29360604
>5'3"
I blame the fact that the only male in frame was on the floor being stepped on, so I only had other femlets for reference. Also why are most chuubas so tiny?

>>29360604
I don't think she's even 5'3.

>>29360728
"Average" for American women is like 5'4" and most non-white women are even shorter than that

>>29360728
Tall girls are more popular and thus less likely to become shut in chuubas

>>29360833
she's probably as tall as numi

>>29360833
Is it just me, or is shorca bigger than her?

>>29360400
They're not bad but I somewhat agree in that I graduated on too Tanzwut:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW-O8w1qw5s

>>29360660
I wouldn't think very likely, I don't think she's on Layna's radar. Maybe you can meme it into reality.
>>29360689
Friend of Numi's, she always turns into a mess when talking to Ori because she's such a flirt https://twitch.tv/orihime

>>29360689
Hime.

>>29360728
that's like female average worldwide, you've just seen to many /fit/ memes

>squ dreams of merry weather

>>29360979
>that's like female average
Womanlets, lmao. When will you learn?

>>29361029
I fucking love womanlets

>>29361029
I will protect womanlets with my life

>>29360689
Orihime, the vtuber with the hot voice that Nihmune spills her spaghetti over.
Here's a clip of her bullying her vtuber parent into saying 'ara-ara' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB_uKDeSY3k

>>29360833
Can I dislike all of these people for associating with Rainhoe or does that make me a schizo?

>>29358747
which meme was it?

>>29361029
>Womanlets
No such thing, because that's peak female form (up to a point).

>>29361054
>>29361086
Same. I love short women, they are cute and also (maybe) won't reject me just because I'm 5'9".

>>29361121
What's wrong with Rainhoe?

>>29361139
Womanlets contribute to the existence of manlets though

>>29359559
I'm already lifting and planning to get ripped, but if I successfully get to that point then I can do way better than loose con sluts

>>29361155
Short girls want tall men even more than average/tall girls do

>>29361167
he's a polfag ignore him

>>29361233
a meme

>>29361167
Trash model
Trash stream content
Can't go 5 seconds without saying the most disgusting shit I've ever heard in my life

>>29358747
Imagine you're on a date with a cute Eastern European girl and she starts scrolling through a 4chan thread on her phone and starts reading comments she finds funny to you.

>>29361233
source: you made it up

>>29361233
That can't be right, why does that make any sense?

>>29359559
I genuinely think anyone without a six pack who complains about tfw no gf needs the rope

>>29361054
>>29361086
>>29361139
based

I'm calling you out, loli_Vulf
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=account&s=profile&id=186190

>>29361282
A nightmare

>>29361282
A dream come true

>>29361312
...are you saying a six pack is all you need?

>>29360936
Yep, so her being 4’10 is bullshit. They all lie.

>>29361333
interesting post, anon!

>>29361273
>>29361284
cope
>>29361308
Because being small/vulnerable makes them aware of how big a deal size is every moment they're out in public
Wanting to feel protected is an even bigger deal for them

>>29361170
Male shit genes are to blame for that, tho.

>>29361282
I'd have to somehow restrain myself from proposing Marriage on the spot.

>>29361123

>>29361423
When the fuck did I say that you pre-coping piece of shit?

>>29361282
Anon, 1 autistic person in the relationship is enough. No need for her to be one too.

>>29361233
I remember bat talking how she finds men over 6'0 scary but it also comes down to preference. My brother is dating a chick who is only 2 inches shorter than her.

>>29361475
No? You get half of each parent

>>29361123
It was the "I'm an idiot sandwich" one, with squ as gordon and giri as the idiot sandwich. It was made here I think.

I love size difference

>>29361640
Bat lives in Japan, seeing a 6’ man is like seeing a 7’ tall pro basketball player

>>29355558
Hope she does karaoke soon.

>>29361428
Chuubas who debuted after 2021 can't stream, all they know is DoorDash, charge they iPhone, twerk, be bisexual, drink Gfuel and lie

>>29361640
>I remember bat talking how she finds men over 6'0 scary
it's over, bros...

>>29361722
>lives in Japan
cringe weeb

>>29361659
Wrong. It depends on other stuff, I know, but my parents are short and I'm like a head taller than them, with my brother being a bit taller.

>>29361640
Isn't Bat tiny on the other hand?

>>29361475
>>29361659
it's the parents' genes plus outside factors like nutrition while growing up

>>29361803
she's a Jap you dip, she lives in a little rural village with her oba-san

>>29361782
Lankcels btfo, it's short kings time to shine

>>29361279
>Can't go 5 seconds without saying the most disgusting shit I've ever heard in my life

That's the whole appeal, we need a trash mouth slut chuuba so the others compare favorably.

>>29361860
So we need to architect children better

I want Vienna to collab with Cweamcat like she was supposed to months ago.

>>29361521
Presumably, if you say no one can complain about not having a girlfriend until they at least have a six pack, then it stands to reason you think that's enough to score a girlfriend.

>>29362093
Was that the Raft collab with AmaLee and somebody else that never materialized?

I want Vienna to do more collabs with horny chuubas.

>>29362147
No it's just a massive buff to be fit
Even with the shirt on

>>29361503
What if you found out she has the personality of the average schizo on /vt/?

>>29362159
yes and you're thinking of dm

>>29361423
the vast majority of women know jack shit about male fitness so more or less yeah if you get low bodyfat% with a six pack most women will think you're jacked. but also keep in mind that you can't lift away the crippling autism that will scare away the women you just attracted with your abs, so you still need to do your "staving off social anxiety" reps

>>29362392
My crippling autism is the shield that protects my wizard powers though.

>>29362392
>"staving off social anxiety" reps
...and what would those consist of? asking for a friend

>>29362392
Plenty of women also think the roided out instagram models have bodies achievable through a couple years of casual lifting.

>>29362450
be hot enough and some woman will power through it

>>29358354
If I remember right there was a stream where she called herself a nun fucker and said she hadn't hit on Abi (yet)

the gymfags are so annoying

>>29362258
If you're fat you should definitely exercise, but if average (and by that I mean no beer gut hanging out either), then working out isn't going to make that huge of a difference. It would be better to work on your style and get nicer clothes/groom yourself better.

>>29362562
Insecure and fat.

>>29362562
ok just don't complain about being lonely

>>29362593
do not post race mixing whores

>>29362593
>188cm 82kg
>fat
no

>>29362589
>but if average (and by that I mean no beer gut hanging out either), then working out isn't going to make that huge of a difference.
Yes it fucking is

>>29362663
Got it half right on the first try though. Good enough for me.

>>29362470
irrelevant because most women aren't attracted to roid dudes
even naturally built overbuff guys aren't the most popular looks wise

>>29362562
aren't you a bit early

WOULD AN ACTUAL WOMAN PLEASE TELL US WHAT YOU WANT IN A GUY? WE JUST DON'T KNOW, PLEASE GOD HELP US

alright now let's start the dad bod timeloop

>>29362732
>irrelevant because most women aren't attracted to roid dudes
Well yeah. Only homosexuals genuinely appreciate male musculature and fitness.

>>29362802
hold on let me just call the ceo of all women

>>29362802
They lie, dad bods are propaganda. Just be a skinny twink for max appeal

>>29362802
it's like asking what guys want in a woman
everybody has their own tastes

>>29362859
thank you, I'll hold

>>29362883
i see you there vienna poster

>>29362802
guys that don't generalize :^)

>>29362802
fat guys

>>29362961
OH NO I'M FUCKED

>>29362802
It's down to preference. I like guys who make me laugh and I can cuddle half the day with, height and body type doesn't matter as long as not fat but I know this isn't for everyone.

>>29362961
That's a generalization

>>29362686
Which one do you think gets more women?

>>29362296
Oh yeah that's right. Raft kinda sucks but this might've been cool I guess, they seem like they would gel well together.

I have eaten a lot of gyros in my life so i'll judge if Giri can make it better than the average 60 year old Dimitrios.

>>29362802
They want billionaires to shower them with gifts and physically abuse them, but also be heroic, sensitive and charming and handsome while simultaneously being tough and aloof

>>29362981
Congrats on the fuck bro

>>29362802
not a woman but
1. different women like different things
2. women unironically don't know what they actually want 75% of the time which is why if you ask them they'll struggle to think of what to say

>>29362643
Dogs aren't a race

>>29363029
That's an unfair pic, the guy on the right is a US senator

>>29362802
You can't change your height but you can change your build

>>29363029
Left no question

>>29363071
anon, 50 shades of grey isn't a documentary...

>>29362802
Money
and an existing girlfriend

>>29362859
>ceo of all women
Margaret Thatcher?

>>29362802
Try actually being overt about your intentions (in a not creepy way) instead of playing hard to catch, which is something only the girl should do, idiot.

>>29363053
Spoiler, she can’t.
Those old Greek bastards know their food

>>29363150
But it is one of the best selling books of all time and I don't think it was men buying most of the copies.

Olivia is kinda cute

>>29362802
The norms for what is attractive and what isn't are there for a reason. Most people will be attracted to the people who match it, but everyone has their own personal preferences that adds more types. The closer you are too the norm the higher your success rate at finding someone, but if you don't want to change you have to work harder to find someone who would be attracted to you

>>29363243
If married women in the age range of 40+ are your target audience then sure.

>>29363261
yeah I'm enjoying her, she's got nice energy

OniGiri should probably remove the Vtuber model at some point. Was good for building her channel but she could have a pretty huge mainstream channel if she ditched the non-weeb filter.

Wait, Kobo talked about Lily?

>>29363203
>overt about your intentions (in a not creepy way)
I was going to meme at you about how being creepy just means being unattractive, but please elaborate. How do you be overt without being creepy?

>>29363029
Retard you would need to take the guy on the left and slap a six pack on him then compare him to left for your argument to make sense
Obviously there's a ton of fugly gymcels out there

>>29363325
there's tons of 2view cooking channels on twitch
reason why giri is popular IS because of her vtuber model

>>29363338
if she did I don't see anyone else on the board saying anything about it

How long does numi sleep whenever I check the stream she is sleeping

>>29363351
guy on the left looks like his abdomen is about to explode.

>>29363351
And what I was saying is that working on your style (hair, clothing, etc.) is an easier and more effective way to make yourself more attractive when you're already someone who isn't fat.

>>29363478
i think she's doing the vtuber 'sleep' routine. essentially same stream time but leaves stream running.

>>29362883
>dadbods are propaganda
Jason mamoa is literily one of the most attractive men ever and he has a dadbod

>>29356265

>>29363325
she needs a new model at some point
her old one was much better, the current one looks too goofy

>>29363478
She's awake, went to the store to buy something. She seems to sleep between 1-2 am est to 11 est

>>29363628
So is dadbod just fit but with bodyfat?

>>29363628
Weakest man I've ever seen
Anyway's lifting definitely doesn't help and you should just sort your hair out a little bro
No I'm not a crab or in a bucket

>>29363468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQmf7OYVAs8
This one, apparently.

>>29363778
He does look good though...

sex
https://twitter.com/Trickywii/status/1552330361572659200?t=1U0okRQz3bmloYGOei85wg&s=19

>>29363325
The banter she has with chat wouldn't work without a vtuber model though
A facecam changes the expected norms of communication

>>29363849
oh, the dox self challenge is trending again.

>>29363628
anons think dadbods mean unfit with a huge beer belly
and instead of learning what people actually mean by it they prefer to argue about semantics of what a real dadbod should be

>>29363814
NOOOO DON'T YOU DARE START WORKING OUT

>>29363775
yes

>>29363775
Its like "curvy" for women, it means something like a smaller bear mode, but then others use it to mean fat to cope

>>29363849
Bitch I don't care put the anime costume back on

>>29363849
WHY IS SHE SO HOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>29363803
I don't know what the fuck she's saying

>>29363628
>roided actor
>dadbod
Standards have gone pretty damn wild in the past decades, man.

>>29363849
her instagram has never been a secret

>>29363029
Face doesn't matter, women would still fuck this

>>29364128
No

>>29363926
Not necessary, I took the advice in >>29363512 and updated my style as you can see I look great

so how bout them vtubers

>>29363849
I cannot tell what ethnicity she is. I don't actually care, it just bothers me that I can't tell.

>>29363849
I don't care about posting IRL pics but putting them side by side to your model is cringe

Height, muscles and wallet.

>>29363926
No one in the world besides you thinks that's what "dadbod" means.

>>29364128
Disgusting bellybutton

>>29364128
They would unironically fuck that more than the off brand Armstrong

>>29364233
In that order, yes

>>29364235
women think it means that
your pic is just fat to them

>>29364163
So what exactly did you change about yourself?

>>29364227
>I don't actually care, it just bothers me that I can't tell.

>>29364223
Any good ones on right now?

>>29364332
I take pride in my ability to distinguish accents and national origins. I would date anyone of any race. Except abbos, they're ugly af

>>29364235
>>29363915

Anything less than this and you don't have a chance

>>29364353
I am watching purple woman

There are CUTE GIRLS doing CUTE THINGS online RIGHT NOW

>>29364353
I'm watching Olivia play Mega Man
https://www.twitch.tv/oliviamonroe

>>29364522
fucking owl house has been in my recommended feed becasue of frog

>>29364522
The perfect husbando.

Idol how do you make those pretty images for your KK cards and why don't you make full caps? They're really nice.

>>29363849
reminder that opening twitter links including the t parameter WILL associate you with your fellow liggermen

God I really want to cum inside Shyrei (Squchan)
SkullSmashed don't pretend to be (Me)

>>29364571
I don't think gyros are cute, but yes.

>>29364699
good thing i don't have a twitter account

>>29363849
Sexo sexo sexo
She kinda looks like her model

>>29364571
And getting good money for that.

>>29364748
>he thinks this matters

>>29364522
>tooth gap
how isn't this an instant turn off

It's easy to know what women want, look at the skebs they commission, the men in them all look the same, not very big but muscular and visably abs.

Numi is finally back

>>29364571
It's a brave new world

>>29364920
and bald
don't forget bald

>>29364035
More like people who spend their time on /fit/ have lost all sense of reality and think that in a country where most of the population is overweight, dadbod means really buff guy who isn't dehydrating himself to look as shredded as possible.

>>29364920
skeb requests aren't usually too specific and the guys are the artists choice (just read most skeb requests)

>>29364984
/fit/ is basically just trannies except on testosterone instead of estrogen, after all.

>>29364701

>>29364966
So Jason Statham.

>>29364920
Kek

I miss her

I do not care what women want

>>29365153
Shes literily on right now

>>29365232
take another look at the stripes bro

>Saru soon
>Nina soon
>Alice soon

>>29365358
What are all of them doing?

>>29365358
don't forget
>dm in 4 minutes

>>29365225
couldn't be me

>>29365411
Saru playing RE4
Nina giggling in a collab
Alice playing schizo jap point&click game

>>29364984
>people on spend their time on /fit/
the people calling roiders dadbod are almost all women

You don't have to be big, as long as you're not fat women will like it. Women give me tons of attention and I'm not big, just have some muscle definition

>>29365502
I see the choice is clear

>>29365602
Saru

https://www.twitch.tv/girl_dm_

wife_dm_ online playing yakuza 0!

>>29365647

>>29365602
I need to make more Alice porn

>>29365358
Will probably watch Nina since Kitanya won't be up today. Maybe Alice too if Olivia is done by then.

>>29364223
yeah?

>>29365781
IS THAT

>>29365855
yeah, it's a vtuber

>>29365568
How many cocks you suck in a day frootposter?

>>29365781

>>29365855
that's a vtuber, of course

>>29365781

>>29365781
>>29365975
PENISES!
PENISES IN THE BASE!

Bootleg_dm_!

>>29365975
horse or not, who is the target audience for this female body type?

WE ARE UNDER ATTACK

>>29365710
the fuck is this
which twitch extension i have to install to see this emote?
BTTV? TTV or whatever?

>>29362482
I've had a few try but my Wizard Powers were too strong.

>>29366117
Really hung dudes

>>29366117
are you gay or something?

>>29365975
The Fuck are It's front-legs?

>>29365710
Your wife really needs to be more careful when she's eating jam

>>29366117
idk who enjoys deformities like this either

>>29366117
Me

>>29366130
better ttv

>>29366212
No he's based, girls are meant to be cute

>>29366130
Just get the FFZ BTTV addon

Giri can do a better southern accent than Bunny

>>29366117
not me
personally I prefer hung women

>>29366301
>>29366338
thanks
just wondering
is it like official twitch extension or somebody made it and it got popular so twitch allowed it

>>29366328
>posts 3DPD
fuck off

>>29366130
install frankerfacez and enable the bttv and 7tv addons in the settings

Daughterwife live! Try not to cry edition
https://www.twitch.tv/fallenshadow

>>29366389
No

>>29366386
why would it be disallowed?

>>29366386
its an unofficial extension, twitch cant do anything about it because on their end its just a person saying a weird word, all the extension does is take that word and put a jpeg on its place

>>29365568
being anorexic is not muscle definition. thats like fat women with bigger tits...

>>29366434
SWIMSUIT
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

>>29366464
no idea
i'm a tech illiterate so i'm just asking
>>29366466
i see, thanks

>>29366117
horses

>>29366492
that is not anorexic

>>29365502
>Nina giggling in a collab

*coughing and sounding like a british dockside whore that has tuberculosis