/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>2920312
Current schedule

>Gura’s eyes flickered over when she read my cum comment
Bros Im so close

>>2920401
Isn't shark skin really rough?

>>2920330

I hope that once gura gets more familiar with monster hunter while playing unga bunga hammer she'll eventually go back to charge blade

>>2921097
she's half-human so maybe her skins are soft...

Anyone else want to take a bath with Gura in a non-sexual way? Like I just kind of want to sit in the bath with her and watch anime and relax honestly. I feel like everyone else sees bath time with Gura as purely lewd but man I just wanna relax with her and hear her cute giggles. It fuckin hurts.

>>2921185
According to her, her tail is rough like shark skin but her skin is normal human skin. So you just gotta watch out for the tail.

>>2920312
Can you wait until the previous thread is dead before making a new one? We don't need two threads at the same time.

anyone know the name of the artist that drew this?

>>2924697
https://twitter.com/vyolfers

>>2920312
>hours early
>that pic
Yeah you should probably kys OP

>>2924831
Keep Seething .

>>2922304
Feels normal to me. The entire time I was just laughing and smiling. Reminds me of my younger siblings when they use to take bath back in the days and they just talk through the walls since our bathroom was close to the living room.

>>2924889
What's your goal here? You're constantly told to lurk more and learn how threads work here, yet you purposefully go against that. What's the point?

>>2924806
many thanks

>>2922304
You mean like a non-lewd creampie?

>>2922304
This is exactly what hot tubs are for.

>>2924943
You're welcome.

Gura probably thinks her issuing an RFA challenge to everybody and getting 0 responses is cringe.

>>2922304
bro, it's not too late for you. get a hot wife while you still can. then she legally has to bathe with you and you can stop fantasizing about sharks.

No Gura stream later today. Time to cope.
Gura will not do a guerilla Gura will not do a guerilla Gura will not do a guerilla Gura will not do a guerilla

man you really think Gura faked the whole thing? I mean laptops exist. She didn't do her usual head turning between monitors (but then again she wasn't playing a game) and there was none of the usual clicking and typing sounds (but I guess that's part of the sound effect work and stuff.) Just splashing in a bowl/foot bath and audio fuckery?
It's weird because the stream was excellent and I have no complaints, it was fantastic and very entertaining. And it's not like we could see her and the obs "room" was cute too so it really doesn't matter if she was actually in the tub. But it still makes me kinda sad. Like finding out santa doesn't exist.

>>2925461
She put in the effort to make it mildly convincing. The bath thing wasn't really the focus of the stream anyway.

>>2925483
You're right anon. And I'm not upset, just kinda thinking out loud.
Regardless I had a great time and there were some great moments, anytime with Gura is a good time.

>>2925461
Look at it this way: She went to all the effort to fake being in a bath and she didn't even get to feel comfy like you normally do in a bath. It was all for us.

>>2925348
She didn't make a twitter post about it, no mention of it in the description and basically left it up to clippers to spread it to the JPs. Not much of a chance for it to take off, even if some of them did want to do it she went fucking HARD.

Nobody to blame but herself.

>>2925551
I almost get the feeling that right after the stream she realized she was taking it more seriously than she was comfortable with and felt awkward about making the challenge a thing in the first place.

>>2920312
>She skipped the chat about the dog actually dying and read the GURA MY DOG DIED LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
Absolutely based shark. No contest

>>2925625
I kinda hope she doesn't end up reading these SCs in another stream because if she does she'll probably feel bad when she comes across the first dog message.

>>2925461
I figure that her stream camera wouldn't be directly over the bath, it would be to the side. Therefore Gura would be looking to the side to see the camera and her head would be leaning back a little. At the very least, this would result in a tendency for Gura to want to look away from the camera a lot, as her neck would get sore from looking to the side all the time. Also how would she be able to control the stream if her hands were wet?

>>2925549
This made it so much cuter for me than it actually being real. She went through so much brainstorming and experimenting just to give us a cute and entertaining stream that we might like. She cares about us a lot and this stream showed it.

>>2925661
Maybe, but I'd put good odds on her thinking the lets go spam is funny.

I was happy to hear her answer questions about future trips to nipponland. The Gura first trip to Japan story arc is my most anticipated.
Gura at Onsen!
Gura at Akihabara!
Gura trying new snacks!
Gura seeing the sights!
Gura having a big dinner with her genmates!
Gura meeting her senpai!
Gura performing in 3D!

>>2925726
don't forget the rape date with noel, marine, matsuri and shion

>>2925730
At some point in a streamers existence they will realize that these people posting mood killers in donations are actually rude shitters for doing such and they deserve to be made fun of and i'm confident gura is far past that point

>>2925749
Her laughing so hard at the joke superchat made that clear to me

>>2925745
i thought matsuri was the only groper of the group

>>2925711
Oh she definitely thought the Let's Go spam was funny from the ones she was during the stream, but she was also concerned that she might be laughing when someone's pet had actually died. That said, if this whole thing gets people to stop sending the retarded "VTuber thanks for helping me through 'insert actual description of traumatic event here'" SCs then that'd make it worth it.

>>2925711
This was the best part lol I do feel for the guy who's dog died if it's true (it's probably not) and I'm happy she found the LETS GOOOO meme funny. Dude who posted it is a legend.

>>2925778
There's 20 thousand people watching. I have no trouble believing one of them had their dog die or whatever. They still deserve ridicule for bringing that shit where it doesn't belong just to be clear

>>2925757
I think she sits right on the middle ground, where she thinks SCing those kind of things is a rude move, but also doesn't want the person to feel worse than they already do for whatever the thing is (assuming they aren't making it up).

>gura bought jap girl room scented onahole lotion/scent
>gura knows what an onahole is.
>probably ordered some other stuff too, if you know what I mean...

>>2925711
This shit gives me life. I can and will laugh at this for days.

>>2925894
two onaholes for her TWO 31.5" shark dicks

>>2925894
Gura's vibrator is blue.

>>2925894
I don't know what you mean anon

>>2926005
Goodnight, friend...

>>2925894
the chat was losing it when she was hesitating about telling us that she bought the girls room scent. i thought for sure she had a bad dragon, or something.

>>2926154
Her having a dragon dildo would be less embarrassing than this. Why didn't she sniff it? Does she still have it, unsniffed? Was it all a lie?

>>2926226
The truth is she backpedaled at the end, she didn't really buy the room scent, she bought the socks scent she mentioned after it, but was too embarrassed to admit it.

>>2926263
That feet mention would be too powerful. She was right to seal it.

Man, Gura's train of thought is different that I thought it would be. Thought she would prefer to answer some normal questions, but she prefers some weird shit to LARP. Should have asked a stupid question like if there's a war happened in Atlantis or she lived peacefully over the years or some shit like that.

>her reactions during DMC stream already were peak cute and it was just second day how would she top that
>this is how
I love her so much it hurts

>>2925461
Can you hear her PC fans in the stream?

>>2925461
>>2925700
This is how I imagine how she did it. Probably was cross-legged in the bath and had a stool and a phone stand setup like this.

>>2920312
Man that really looks like Gura

>>2926788
no. this doesn't look like Gura either.

Now that the dust has settled. Is it on your playlist?

>>2926731
MODS QUICK! This guy is implying that there is an actor that plays Gura. This is a clear violation of rule 2!!1!

>>2926860
its the only gura song that isnt...

>>2926860
No, about 80% of Gura's songs from karaokes are though.

>>2926860
Gura sang the song better by herself.

I still haven't got over mike honey.
I like how she struggles to power though the giggles and takes a few seconds.

>>2926912
You know jewish holocaust survivor Michael Honey?

>>2925625
Her delivery when reading that SC was funnier than it had any right to be, holy shit. 10/10 stream, would love to see more in the near future.
https://streamable.com/wgur91

>>2926860
Only thing that bugs me from the cover is that I hear more of Matsuri's voice than Gura

>>2926731
>gura has a gloryhole for giants in her bathroom

>>2926861
Sorry bad artist that "head" is actually Gura's mouth.

>>2926833
It looks like her housemate

>>2927143
UUOOOOOHHH GURA

>>2927143
Saved. Jannies do your thing.

>>2927143
hot dog water creation process

>>2927143
Cumbuds.

>>2927271
Gura came ashore to have fun

gura

>>2927653
I'm just imagining Gura working on that shrimp and dressing him up in a lifeguard outfit, making noises like this: https://streamable.com/zpaj27

How much did that bath water sell for? What did it taste like? How long had it last since Gura last bathed? Imagine the smell.

did anyone upload a webm/streamable of Mike Honey? pretty sure we're not getting it from the yt clippers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHUP0GivAVY&t=9274s

>>2927808
>people break containment in SC two times in one week
>both give her deep, genuine, snorty laughs
I guess all's well that ends well.

>>2926860
God fucking no.

>>2926860
Even putting the vocals aside I don't find it pleasant to listen to.

Ah! I want to be Gura's bathwater! Slap me with your feet! Let me cover your body and be absorbed into your skin! Use me!

>>2928161
Based obsessive creepbud

>>2925461
The reverb was consistent and for a room far larger than your typical bathroom. She probably just had a foot bath or a bucket of water to make the splashes in.

>>2928668
>the reason Gura hadn't adjusted her fan curves on her new PC all this time was just so she could do it for this stream to make it more convincing
Honestly the effort she put in is pretty cute. What a dork.

JOP chumbuds are so cute
https://youtu.be/JNISz1NALj8

>>2926731
You forgot the carpet of her bathroom.

>They hated her because she told the truth

ignore and hide bros, be like Gura and not respond at all

I change my mind, I love Gura now

Bath stream was kino

Gura, I'm dying of Lupus, LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>2933039
you got it, bud
also no stream tonight, guess I'll clean my room instead

>>2933386
I hope Gura does that too

>>2920312
I love this loli shark so much!

>>2927808
What was the superchat?

I hope Gura has remembered to do her smile reps today.

>>2925894
I thought it was just a perfume/passive incense of some sort...

>>2935147
God I want to suck her toes

it happened. I have fallen in love with Gura. what do I do now?

>>2936243
Get used to a lot of this feeling happening.

>>2935744
It was, you're just reading a goomer fanfiction.

>>2935744
my rrat was she bought something else entirely and made the story up. something more yab like a dildo or back massager

>>2929911
>なんでもいいからその風呂の水を売ってくれ

They're just like us

>>2936900
Scent fetish stuff isn't something you bring up as an excuse

>>2926860
no

>>2937036
>Sell me the water in the bath.
That is so disgusting and I can't believe anyone would suggest something so heinous.

>>2937284
that's true, i would buy it AS A JOKE to support gura, but come on, that's disgusting do you think it'll ship faster with buyee or geekjack?

it happened. I have fallen in love with Gura. what do I do now?

>>2936900
Why are you guys so adamant that she's always lying? It's either that, or "well she said this, but what she REALLY said is SEXSEXSEXSEX". Lately is has come to a point where people extrapolate far reaching and wild rrats from every minute thing she said just to make it into innuendo or to make her into some sex obsessed pervert.

>>2880214
i am drinking the green monster now and it tastes like soap. i actually preferred the weird coca-cola with coffee in it.

>>2937330
Watch her streams, buy membership, buy merch, donate sc, post comments.

>>2937315
I would drink the water but that's just because like Gura said it's just water so no big deal.

>>2937353
White Monster is alright. Grape and Sour Apple one are pretty good too.

Is this the meme shark girl? only virtual youtuber i know lol expt kizuna ai

>>2937353
I actually like the green, but I usually get the white because if I'm going to be unhealthy I might as well not get a bunch of calories and sugar while doing it.

>>2937517
i'm confident in my energy drink preference for red bull and i just want to try the stuff she mentions on stream.

>>2937417
Yeah bro, it's just water, she should bottle in in those 24 packs and sell it at a slight premium (for the gura packaging), I'd have no problem purchasing it, ha ha...

>>2937609
Yeah totally, it's not like I would want to bathe in her essence, or anything... I just want to support Gura.

>>2937699
Dude, I wouldn't either, but if it's to support my oshi on her offtime (she likes to take baths, you are literally paying her to relax and do what she loves), then I'd open my wallet in a heartbeat.

>>2937345
>>2937123
She was honestly conflicted about bringing it up, this ended up being total baby shit. I think her hesitation was the honest part. At the very least it was some weirder smell or some yab reference like belle's gamer girl bath water.

i'm still going backward through the archive, but i think that the thread during bathtub pizza was the longest /ggg/ ever.

>>2937942
it was, with 754 replies. the next longest was >>2440464 on april 11, with 645 replies, the morning of a super metroid stream and not long after the febri interview had come out.

https://pastebin.com/QPacCU2S

>>2938535
There was a Gura general before it was called /ggg/

>>2938604
i know, and there was also a period where we invaded anti threads and took over them and transformed them into fan threads. the amount of work needed to index threads before the first /ggg/ - Gawr Gura General is not proportionate to the value of indexing them.

>>2938651
True I guess.
Keep on going bud.

>>2939084
are those anime vitamins in the background? can they turn me into a cute anime girl?

Just here to say I love Gura very much. I feel compelled to do this at least once every day.

>>2936243

>>2926860
the mixer fucked it up.

>>2939315
on purpose.

I wonder how many new goslingbuds were born last night. She was way too powerful for the average person to resist.

>>2939482
i've never liked that picture. that's not what it's like at all.

>>2939187
i think it's paint

>>2939491
people post about wanting to do stuff like that with Gura pretty frequently, so maybe it's just you

>>2939491
It is for me

>>2927808
Fresh baked
https://streamable.com/yecweg

>>2938651
>we invaded anti threads and took over them and transformed them into fan threads
Gura just can't stop winning. I fucking love her

>>2939491
It's tears of longing and happiness

>>2937330
Get in line

>>2927808
>>2939663
at least get her laughs
https://files.catbox.moe/7kzyhn.mp4

>>2927808
all those yabs in the comments calling themselves out as degenerates.

>>2939858
Gura's mom is making a list of these faggots

>>2939949
>Chumbats was Gura's mom all along

>>2925625
>>2925772
This confirmed she's not here

>>2940028
we believe you Gura

wherever you go, always post like gura and mama shark are reading what you say.

>>2940156
I want to breed Gura

>>2940156
Mama Shark, I love Gura, you raised a wonderful daughter.

>>2937353
this doesn't have enough caffeine and i have to make coffee now

>>2940156
Show us your feet

>>2936900
The question was about weird things, not ordinary things.

>>2940232
it's true, she really did ;_;

>>2940156
I need your blessing to marry your daughter, mama shark.

>>2938535
so far there have been 21,294 posts in /ggg/

>>2927808
I don't get it.

>>2940559
Good.

>>2939752
>Starts cracking up, can't hold it back
Truly our shark

>>2940156
Are you a big mommy mama gura?

>>2940951
The silent look at the camera after saying it gets me every time.

>>2925894
>knows what an onahole is.
Do purityfags think any adult girl doesn't?
If they're into weeb stuff at least

>>2920354
does Gura like when people say real responses to her innuendo other than the face? I always figured she knew what people were thinking.

>>2927808
The way she laughs afterwards and the quiet "goddammit" is just so cute.

https://streamable.com/tpuf77

Chumbuds, how we feeling?

>>2944291
exhausted

>>2944291
Pretty good. Yesterday's stream was so good that I'm still going back and rewatching parts of it that I enjoyed.

>>2944291
I hate minecraft.

>>2944291
waiting for that 48 hour stream.

>>2944291
Good. Those recent streams were amazing, this break day is giving me time to catch up on my reps, and still have more great streams to look forward to.

I hope she continues 1 day breaks.

>>2944650
She had 3 this week.

>>2944690
Yes, but they're not in a row. The withdrawl isn't as bad.

>>2944690
That's okay. If Gura needs a break I want her to take a break.

>>2944650
The 25 and 29, she is doing karaoke the 30 and is probably going to rest the Sat and Sunday. I don't care much about her taking a rest the weekend I don't really like the mid week ones, but Gura Cute.

>>2944291
Better and better with each passing week. Shark's potential is limitless.

>>2920330
i love the handwritten text on this schedule.

>>2944650
yep this, "3 day stream then 1 day break" is a pretty good system, I hope gura feels comfortable in it

https://twitter.com/g4wrr_/status/1386153204933701632
transcriptions are gwart now apparently

>>2945333
The tag is gawrt, not gwart

>>2945893
Very nice work Klauis

>>2945333
Now it just needs someone to translate it for the JOP chumbuds
Or they could just use DeepL

>>2925730

That cat just has a thing against dogs.

With Gura taking a bread today you did do your reps, right?

gura bakes hundreds of cupcakes and refuse to eat them.
instead she'll just through them all away while there are starving children in africa.
defend this chumbuds.

>>2946131
>bread
I'm a bit retarded and meant break. Sometimes my fingers move faster than my brain

>>2946131
>>2946232
She talked about baking bread in the bathtub stream, so maybe she is "taking a bread" today

>>2946218
"screw them kids"
-gawr goobla

how would gawr gura react to having her armpits sniffed

>>2946131
Yes, I tried to make baby's first game in unity earlier, last thing I did was make the player able to move. I plan to do some exercise later too, once I'm done with what I'm doing.

>>2946218
if they're so hungry, they can come and ask for the bread

>>2946131
Not really but I went skateboarding for the first time in a while though. It felt nice, guess in a way it made me do my smile reps for Gura.

>>2946218
she could give them away but that involves talking with people please andastn

>>2925711

>>2925711
>>2946521
Didn't one guy actually lose his dog and was serious about the streams being helpful, list a few weeks ago or something? his pain turned into a meme

>>2946596
dumping his pain onto gura and her viewers is not an appropriate way to deal with it

>>2946521
>>2946596
>>2946623
How fucking hard is it to say
>Hey, I'm having a really shitty day, thanks for being here to help me take my mind off of it
Without specifying the exact flavor of tragedy you're experiencing? The fact that they explicitly say that their dog died, or that their mother has cancer or something suggests to me that it has everything to do with farming for sympathy.

>>2946623
yeah that's true, i just find it funny that it happened, poor dog though

>>2925745
will they run a trail on her or go all at once?

i still have the tab open

>>2946831
buy it and superchat her a review of the scent

>>2920401

>>2946895
this is shaping up to be an expensive shitpost

>>2946974
just think how hard you will make her laugh

>>2946831
BUY IT YOU COWARD

>>2946987
let's goo

>>2947002
Let us know when you're going to send the review, I want to be here for when it happens

>>2947002
Legend

>>2946974
What are the odds this shitpost turns into a new fetish for you

>>2947002
Absolute power move, no regrettis ok?

>>2947021
h-haha

>>2947002
Absolutely based.

>>2947021
>Anon $100: Sorry Gura I need to cut back on akasupas because my new smell fetish is pretty expensive, please understand.

>>2947170
Don't forget to make sure she knows it was her advertising of "girls room scent" that started it

I know, go back and all, but for anyone who doesn't know about it, on the Gura discord they are organizing through Cover a way to send a 'Happy birthday' / Thank you message for Guras B-day.
Just go to the # Thank-you-Gura channel and write a message and mark it with the bloop emoji to get your message sent to her. May 20th deadline.

>>2947203
Send a message how exactly? Like a physical letter for each message sent?

>>2947334
Text is what most people are doing, some people send a picture of a handwritten letter, IDK about an actual physical letter.

>>2947334
I think its just a digital collage that would be sent to Gura.

Its nice and an easy way to show your love, but I would probably rather just send my own personal letter to her in the mail.

>>2925461
phone+ziplock=waterproof
I've done this before and it works.

She's so fucking cute!

>>2947203

Wait, there's a Discord?

...Can you spoonfeed me?

>>2920312
So does Gura's tail cover up her butthole or is it still open for business?

>>2947660
google it. and stay there.

>>2947721

I did. There's several. That's why I'm being a faggot and asking to be spoonfed.

>>2947752
fuck off

>>2947660
https://discord.gg/shaak

I'm not sure where you found several, the vtuber wiki has the "official" fan server for every single holo listed pretty clearly.

They are nice for notifications since they setup webhooks on new tweets/streams

>>2947720
cloaca

>>2947772

Well, now I just feel stupid.

Thanks, anon.

>>2947002
LETS GOOOOOO

>>2947002
Nice

>>2920312
UOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>2947628
Also pretty hot.

>>2949750

>>2949750
She is perfection

erokawaii

>>2922304
No, because I don't want her to bite my ass.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>Super Metroid tomorrow
Do you think she'll figure out the secret way to beat Draygon?

>>2951465
No. Chat will tell her.

>>2951465
The grapple beam thing? There's no chance on her own, chat will probably spoil though.

the cutest

>>2951895
Now post what actually happens when you try to carress Gura

>>2951934
she's just trying to be friendly

>>2951465
I just went and tried this. I hope it is not spoiled, since he literally dies in seconds once you land the grapple. I'd have to agree with chat spoiling it.

>Gura in 2020
>Family stories that heavily hint she is estranged if not hated by them
>Gura this week
>Mom, brother, and other family members proudly watching her
What happened in the last 4 months?

>>2952233
she won them over with her phenomenal personality

>>2952233
Based on how the timing of things lines up, I would guess she had a long call with them around Christmas/New years explaining everything.

>>2951973
Gura's teeth are razor sharp. Just imagine the damage

>>2952233
>Family stories that heavily hint she is estranged if not hated by them

What happened is that people put too many assumptions into off-hand comments she says. There was never hard evidence or proof in her words that said she had a doomed family life, only assumptions by people here.

Everyone has problems growing up, but that doesn't mean that it had to have been constant negativity and overall bad for her.

>>2952233
Finding out your family member is rolling in money is usually a pretty big factor in being nice to them.

>>2952233
They didn't like her content before since they're a christian family

>>2952233
It's all rrats all the way down.

>>2952233
>Mom, brother, and other family members
She only explicitly mentioned her mother
>proudly watching her
Considering how long of a pause she had here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5WIG1onKSk&t=5845s I doubt it's at that level.

>>2952233
>Family stories that heavily hint she is estranged if not hated by them
Or, maybe, you should stop generating rrats based on you overthinking every little thing she says. All the "hints" are just anons reading way too much into things and imagining narratives.

>>2952386
No she pretty bluntly hinted at being estranged from her family in that MC stream. Maybe she was just being dramatic that day due to getting into a fight with them but it's not like the speculation was unwarranted when she generated it herself.

>>2952438
i think you've had enough fun for now

>>2952438
Go join the haaton schizos mate.

Does anyone else cringe when Gura spouts Japanese words out of nowhere?

>>2952463
no

>>2952463
Arigatouuu gomenasaiii senpaiii samee dessu

>>2952386
>Gura alone on Christmas
>"I miss my family"
>"I hope to see them soon"
>Some other stream i can't find where she stated she can't go back home just yet
If this is a shtick, its super dark

>>2952463
Not really, she's just trying to engage with her JOP fans. It's no more cringe then when JP holos try to speak english from time to time.

>>2952438
>Maybe she was just being dramatic that day due to getting into a fight with them but it's not like the speculation was unwarranted when she generated it herself.

Life isn't so black and white that one event can define 18+ yrs of a person's relationships. There is not a single person in existence who has never had a fight with their family before.

>>2952448
>>2952460
Oh shut up, she straight up said they didn't want her back at home. And there was no kayfabe logic to it whatsoever if you want to try to twist it like that. This wasn't people spawning rrats off of innocuous comments, she straight up went on a depressing tangent about it.

>>2952475
How does that mean they are estranged in any way? What's it with you schizos and giant leaps of logic, every fucking time?

>>2952475
Is COVID not a valid explanation? Like it was for literally hundreds of millions of people who couldn't travel to see their family during christmas or just in general?

>>2952475
This could all just be COVID related rather than actual estrangement.

>>2952494
MEDS

>>2952475
Could be... the coof?

>>2952494
That bit could have been referring to other people back at her home rather than her family specifically.

>>2952504
>>2952505
The certain part of the US where she's from gave COVID lockdown rules the finger, and openly encouraged travel

>>2952494
This could be (and probably was) about her old friends that she doesn't talk to anymore.

Are we timewarping again

>>2952463
She's a professional weeb. She's allowed.

>>2952538
Just because her state is led by braindead retards doesn't mean she or her family can't be safe on their own.

>>2952507
https://youtu.be/A-nYDXNafUU?t=6292

>>2952538
1. That doesn't mean she didn't want to follow the restrictions because it's the responsible thing to do
2. That doesn't mean that the place her family is wasn't locked down

>>2952538
They can also just live in different states with different COVID rules. And Gura might just worry about infecting her family. You know, like most sane people do.

>>2952571
>hurr durr i don't understand what she meant, i'm confused and i can't reconcile these statements
yeah, the reason is because your mind is defective. no one else is struggling with this, only delusional fucking weirdos like you.

>>2952475
Covid, anon. Plus she probably didn't want to have her streaming activities complicated by traveling.

>>2952571
She's clearly talking about her fish friends back in Atlantis

>>2952587
I'm not having trouble reconciling anything. I think she had or has some tensions with her family and those may or may not have been addressed. Either way the point I was making is that the 'estranged from family' rrats weren't wild speculation when the girl herself straight up implied as much.

>>2952625
your mind is defective

>>2952587
my dude, i think it's you who needs the meds now. this is the same kind of word usage CPS uses to arrest parents for neglect or abuse

>>2952673
now fuck off out of the thread

I'm hungry. I want to eat gura's bread...

gura cute

>>2952690
Eating moldy bread together with Gura and getting brain damage!

>>2952687
no u

>>2952690
it's in the dishwasher anon, go get some

Nice thread you have here chumbuds

if gawr gura ordered you to kill someone, what weapon would you use?

>>2952769
Pelt them to death with guravel.

>>2952793
i would use an A bomb

>>2952746
literally me singing to Gura

>>2952769
my bare hands, I wanna be the weapon.

>>2952548
>professional weeb
I didn't want to think about this, but now I have and it's completely true.

my oshi is a weeaboo, but professionally

>>2952746
you: chumbud
girl: Gura
him: Dante

>>2952463
It doesn't bother me when people here show off they're doing their JP reps. Why would it bother me when she does it?

Every time Gura laughs or giggles I think about her cunny.

>>2952463
does it bother you when she tries to speak russian too? just let her do what she wants

more artists need to draw mermaid Gura with long hair that censors her nipples. ideally without the censoring

>>2928668
she's american and so has a master bathroom.

>>2953273
Why would you think of that?

>>2954086
She's cute and funny.

oyasame

>>2954086
Because she sounds especially cute and small and girly when she makes sounds like that and due to this I immediately think about how nice and warm and smelly her body must be in that moment and this includes her cunny.

>>2954186
sleep tight chumbud

>>2954203
Yeah, no, I'm not feeling this logical chain at all. I think you're just horny, anon. You need to get laid.

>>2954203
what do you think about her armpits though

>>2954286
I think you're just being difficult on purpose. My explanation was very simple and straightforward. Gura's giggles essentially act as subliminal advertising for her deliciously smooth, tight, bald, pink, and cute and funny cunny.

>>2954150
>>2954203
Gura's high-pitched girly screams are music to the ears

>>2954286
>You need to get laid.
You're right anon, want to come to my LAN party?

>>2954349
No, you just think of cunny by default. You were thinking of it before she giggled or made a single sound. You were thinking of cunny before she started streaming. Her giggles don't even matter in this equation.

What do you think Gura's voice pack will be like?

>>2954381
No the way I would put it is that I've gotten so used to Gura by now that the cunny aspect has faded into the background and I don't normally perceive her voice, actions, and demeanors to be as cunny as they would be to a fresh observer. In other words constant exposure to Gura has raised my cunny tolerance, and only sufficiently high doses of cunny are able to overcome this tolerance. This is where her giggles come in. As a concentrated blast of pure cunny energy they break through my built up resistance and overwhelm my senses with their cunny power. Consequently I'm left in cunny-induced high after every giggle.

>>2954500
i think it'll include an alarm clock voice and a short ASMR recording, but i've been unable to come up with any predictions.

pure cunny energy...

>>2954501
What about when she was splashing the water with her feet? Is that a cunny moment?

>>2954552
That's a toesies moment.

still thinking about how Gura called out the feet pics twitter guy

>>2954624
RIP bloop

>>2954624
UOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

>>2954624
That's chum. It's us!

I want Gura to do another ASMR without the scuff. I hope redditors didn't discourage her from doing another. Be a shame to buy that fancy mic and only use it once.

>>2954739
What's with this narrative that somebody is against her ASMR? I don't see anything but overwhelmingly positive comments about it. There is just one schizo who is seething about it on /vt/, and he's just a Gura anti who bitches about everything she does.

>>2952769
cock slap

>>2954789
There's the occasional person in chat or comments who didn't like it. But they're outnumbered and it sounds like Gura would be perfectly okay losing viewers over this. She REALLY likes ASMR.

>>2954739
Not to worry. As soon as she fixes her PC fan and finishes setting up other things she's had in mind, she'll schedule the next one. Gura's done two test ASMR streams before this one, she's evidently passionate about it.

>>2954821
That is really cool that she likes it since her voice is made for it. I'm surprised she hadn't done it sooner.

>>2954899
Literally too nervous to do it in 2020, and in 2021 she was waiting for her mic to arrive.

>>2954899
She didn't the mic for it.

I love Gura!

>>2954932
I love Gura too!

>>2954943
>that tiny bell she mentioned that will make her jingle when she walks
I kneel, fanartist who watches streams

>>2954961
>gura wears a tiny bell around her ankle
l-l-lewd shark

>>2955029
Nice

>>2955029
How is that lewd?

>>2955062
It's dehumanizing and implies she's a pet to someone else. It's like wearing a collar.

>>2955062
>>2955167
and unlike a collar the placement of it on the ankle makes it much more coy. If you see it it's like a little tease at the lewdness hidden under the surface.

>>2955167
also Gura made several references to petplay before. it's easy to believe she knows what she's doing

>>2955256
is that why Gura wants cat ears for her next outfit so much?

>>2955313
have you fucking heard her talk about cats? she wants to be a musky stinky kitty.

>>2955256
Gura is definitely the submissive type, which is why the 'ara ara' shit chat tries to force annoys me. Even the mesugaki stuff like when she tries to bully chat comes off as half-hearted. You can tell based on how quick she is to look for validation.

>>2955330
that's fine though. M's trying their best to be S's is hot in its own way, and I don't think she's lying about enjoying it.

>>2955256
>>2955324
>>2955330
What the fuck Gura that's boner inducing

>>2922304
>Being in the same body of water with a shark

>>2955580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuqQklhZ-TA
yeah seems like fun
>you will never give gura belly rubs in the tub

>>2950045
Gura don't bite.

Are you gonna rewatch Gura's first campfire karaoke in prep for the next one?

I bet Gura posts here

>>2956104
I bet Gura hates timeloops

>>2955979
I actually don't listen to Gura for a few days before any of her karaoke streams
It makes them hit that much harder

>>2955979
I'd feel bad because I wasn't a member at the time and I don't want to feel like I'm stealing content from Gura

>>2956133
That's really stupid of you and I suspect you've been told that before.

>>2956115
Gura has short term memory

>>2956130
I should try that.

yes chef