/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

▼Pippa The Ripper
https://youtu.be/VGMAUos24ow
Pippa released an Original Song

▼Lumi String Theocracy Cover
https://youtu.be/A2PQDAGc3Vs
Lumi released a cover of String Theocracy by Mili

▼Current Streams
https://youtu.be/HL4SfBRicz0
Shiina is playing OFF

https://youtu.be/1gOW6hItPAw
Erina is playing Tetris with her viewers

https://youtu.be/p_u0EjZrlxI
Nasa is reading Milk Outside a Bag of Milk

why has shiina streamed for almost 6 hours?

>>29149508
I fucking love Nasa!

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

I like Lia! Only Lia!

>>29149691
she's trying to finish the game

HERE I COME
A MEGA IDOL

Nasa is streaming, she is the cutest and you should watch her.

Please watch the cute sleepy dragon stream I can't understand a word she says but it hurts my spike protein riddled heart to see her with such few views.

I want to mate with The Pippa

Yuri is crying unvaxxed tears out of her unvaxxed tear ducts for club penguin is down

https://files.catbox.moe/migfdg.mp4

new ritualpost whatap

ピッパ抱きします!

Why do I want to do awful and unspeakable things to hime?
Why do I want hime to do awful and unspeakable things me?

Hime, I'm begging you, please let me lick your royal, forever-18, nice smelling, sweaty Hime Pits. I will pay the Hime Tax and more

>>29150179
>new IP

>shiina is lactose intolerant and has IBS

>>29150420
>even newer IP

I LOVE PIPPA

I am the newest IP. It's me.

>>29149991
Surprising amount of English in her chat, Michiru's chat has so much Japanese I just use my browser to translate for me.

>>29150155
>club penguin is down

Would Nasa do better outside of PC?

>>29150850
Oh it's back. Too bad, I'm watching Nasa now.

>>29150170
https://files.catbox.moe/5p0ex2.mp4

>>29150933
she is doing fine. not everybody needs to be pippa popularity. let her grow and play at her own pace

Riddle me this /pcg/, if Airi is so great why did she join the sad girl company?
What horrific dark secret is under her sweet, innocent, big booba exterior?

post Lumi's boobies and/or nipples

Is Shiina close to the ending?

>>29149991
Even in jp, the VN she's playing is good. Highly recommend playing both if you've got the time, and since none of us speak moon it's no big deal to watch Nasa play it.

>>29151129
She is an innocent cinnamon roll too pure for this world, it was only a matter of time for her to break and become a sad girl

>>29151129
the only 2 sad girls in sad girl company are pippa and lia. the rest use it as a meaningless buzzword

>>29151129
Korean Kristan Kult, too much semen from a young age made her chest grow and grow, garnering more attention and more semen

>>29151385
You forgot about Tenmabortions

Take your meds /pcg/
Careful not to overdosu

How do you do, my fellow non-new IPs

>>29151890
Doing great

New IPs ruin pcg.

>>29151034
>>29150170

>>29151890
Omg are we being raided?

Could she do something with her sweaty feet?

i wish erina and streamed longer

>>29151129
Airi and Shiina make me question why they decided to join Phase Connect.
They both seem too normal, Airi seems completely clueless and innocent and Shiina is trying way too hard to be professional.

>>29151385
>doesn't know blue bear's secret
lol

>>29151129
You have to stay tuned to uncover the secret.

>>29152212
Meemaw is a freeka
only Phase would let her broadcast her freky kinks, give her some time to get comfy

>>29152212

>>29152212
>trying way too hard to be professional
>spent 30 minutes talking about braps and ibs a few days ago

>>29152212
Just getting more views than before as an indie or even just trying this vtubing thing out seems like a good reason to me.

new IP here. ama

>>29152212
Shiina is just overcompensating for revealing her top secret wonton recipe. Airi is is very sheltered from her years of living within the Korean Unification Church

>>29152557
I'm curious, do you get insta-banned from her chat if you ask her for the recipe?

Cunny Connect.

>>29152557
>Unification Church
Extremely gunpilled church. Why is that a dark secret?

bye, mom

>>29152497
why bother when he will just samefag and reply to himself

>>29152462
>Meemaw
Self-imposed nicknames are cringe.

>>29152553
what brings you here?

I want to hug the Pippa.

>>29152751
I'd call her Shir- Shiina but my fingers autocomplete to something else with more Rs
any nickname suggestions?

>>29149966
Nasa cute

>>29152643
I don’t know if anyone has tried but I’m 99% sure you’ll just be banned without warning.

>>29149785

is uruka the oldest in zoomer connect? i only know that tenma and pippa are in their early 20s and lia is 19

>>29152993
I'll give it a try since I do not care

PANKO MANKO

>>29153111
God speed, trips.

[News]
Name reading just got even longer.

>>29152683
I thought that was only the moonies in the US. They're a splinter church from the one in worst korea.

I want to help Lia move.
I want to lift heavy furniture, carry it into her new place, have her keep changing her mind as to where it goes and I keep having to lift it while it causes irreparable damage to my back

>>29153111
We need more brave explorers like you because why not. I already tested out that saying nigger does neither show on chat nor get you banned/shadowbanned, but that was just testing YT filter and not stream rules.

>>29153206
ok, i don't know if I was already banned from her chat or if it filters wontons somehow
I dont understand how youtube live chat moderation works
I tried, but it never showed up in a private browser or her on screen chat

not sorry
https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi/status/1551414428767232002

>>29153425
try using a 0 instead of an o

>>29153332
didnt even think of testing to see if I wasnt banned, looks like im not
guess she has wonton filtered or something

>>29153111
>>29153425
PL keywords are banned accross company channels ...right?
Might even warn collab channels

>>29153425
>>29153595
Yeah there's automated filters. It probably filters wonton and variants, as well as any reference to her old name or model

>>29153538
that worked

>>29153516

Type it as won-ton or won ton or wont0n

>>29153538
that one survived way too long

https://twitter.com/AmarisYuri/status/1551425845029490689

>>29153425
Filters block words but the streamer can see every single banned word that it filters.

>>29153708
that worked too, all 3

For me, it’s username Juanton Soop

>>29153729
>>29153676
>>29153861
Honestly I'm fucking shocked that they didn't think to filter common letter swaps

>>29153708
YT mods are asleep

>>29153826
banned word: I meant banned sentence
mods can and will still ban you even if your message is filtered

>>29153895
honestly, why even filter wonton? it's a FOOD
filtering it just raises suspicions

>>29153885
kek

ワンタンとちんぽが好きです

>>29153826
>Filters block words but the streamer can see every single banned word that it filters.
If that's true I didn't exactly make the best first impression on one streamer

>>29154027
You underestimate the sheer stupidity of women. Some of them have their real names in their filters

>>29153826
as in words they banned themselves? what about stuff like the N-word

>>29154208
If they were smart they would just filter variants of the phrase "wonton recipe", which would still allow innocent mentions but block anyone making obvious references

>>29153885
Does she ever read names off for subs or donos? This would be a fun one

is this the phase connect anti thread?

Shiina said she'd share recipes withe members once monetisation is available,
the frist recipe she shares should be wonton,
every time she is asked about it she can then refer to that old post, if done well on PC's part her actual tweet about sharing a wonton recipe would out-SEO other wonton searches.
You're welcome for the free consulting, Sakana.

>>29153885
>>29154311
Please don't bully Shiina, she's too cute and wholesome.

>SEA creatures already talking about doxxes
bet you anything its pippiggers too

>>29151385
don't forget Remi

is shiina's past life yab even really that bad? the people who actually care about her having a boyfriend would find out anyways

>>29154388
yes

>>29154388
Yes hello welcome new IP come right in, this is the place, make yourself comfortable. While you're shitting on PC streamers could I interest you in cute anime girl making cute noises?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_u0EjZrlxI

>>29154452
I want her to succeed but she need to get past her fear to yab, bullying the wonton out of her might be a way to achieve that?

>>29154549
spooki is the only one who cares because he gave her thousands of dollars then got cucked

>>29150456
Israel?

>>29154549
>is having a boyfriend while doing GFE that bad?
I dont know lets ask miss Ookamin

>>29154658
KWAB

First Spooki does an interview with Vee. Now you're raiding Shiina's chat. Her mods will get a workout today. I'm guessing you got kicked out of your latest friend discord, otherwise you would posting about gayops there, not /here/

>>29154452
It’s harmless ribbing. If she can’t handle a joke, then she joined the wrong corp. If Pippa was in her shoes, Pippa would do what another anon suggested by facing wonton head on and working with it by making it her first recipe.
That is taking the ammo and bullets out of the gun

Tell me about your rabbit Phase Connecters.
Is it true that she hates Nijisanji?
I have been seeking for a champion to defeat the dragon of the book of revelations, in accordance to the prophecy of Anya-Petra.
The day of the rakening comes near as the many colors are being absorbed by the great wall, and I need to know if we can be allies in what is about to unfold.

yeah, it looks like I'm banned now
I just wanted to know her wonton recipe :(

>>29154658
I would feel terrible if that were me desu, but I'm not dumb enough to give women money.

>>29154658
yes anon we already established that everyone that posts here is 1 person (46 ips)
also everyone but you is the schizo here

>>29154738
How did some random autist nobody get an interview with Vee?

>>29154731
is Shiina GFE? Or is she still trying that stuff

>>29154738
they already banned him from the PC discord and he was laughed out of /trash/wvt
has nowhere else to go but /vt/

> This VOD will be up anyways, I'm the least yab member of Phase Connect so far

>>29154958
GFE is all she has. Literally her first video on the channel is a GFE video

>>29154958
her ASMR was a weird cafe date thing, not super GFE but also not NOT gfe, gonna have to make up your own mind

>>29154991
>Phase Connect: where 15 girls pretend they are yab when the reality is only 3 of them are and the other 12 are cookie cutter safe

Hime’s shotacon coomer bit is an odd piece of kayfabe. Do you think it’s real? Do you think she’s ever molested anyone in real life? Not asking to anti, asking to masturbate.

>>29154851
There was some drama between Pippa's and Kiara's fanbases before if that's good enough for you.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdJ1SnBxVwQsEU_HjmsRgwZ2wTzu9SCRGxcSyjNO1BLveMWig/viewform
last call for the poll before wrap up

>>29155069
>>29155113
that's pretty sad desu
>gonna have to make up your own mind
yeah, I choose Remi and only Remi

If she saw the wontons in chat and deflect to cutlets and being flat, that's a good move, she doesn't even sound nervous right now, I'd say Shiina is learning quite fast

>>29154836
She couldn't handle Shondo's joke and Shondo isn't even PC.

>>29155245
Close and release the graphs so we can stop talking about the wonton timeloop

>>29153087
Uruka is an undergraduate at UCLA majoring in Violin Performance

>>29154991
>still no real yabs to speak of
>anything antis try ends in failure or a thread that's quickly forgotten about
>meanwhile every other agency have yabs on the regular now
>get mad at Phase just for existing
how did we get to be so based

>>29155365
Sticking to the script like a nice shill

>>29155335
Stop. Just stop.

>>29155442
seethe more

>>29155331
>Hurry up bros. We have to beat the anti.
How about you shut up and let our manager take his time.

>>29155206
She only fucks dogs, as she admitted in her 2nd ??? stream

>>29155442
What is this even in reference to?

>>29155335
What jobs are there in violin? How the fuck is she gonna pay off those loans?

I think gen2 has more shitposters than fans

>>29155206
Hard to say if it extends past 2D. Only reason why I say this is that she specified that she gets off on the power dynamic, which is pretty much the same reason why people molest children irl.
But I'd say she has never done it before irl.

>>29155578
>What jobs are there in violin?
Playing the violin? What you think they just fucking play themselves for songs that use them?

>>29155207
I know about the wrestling drama and it was just a bit retarded. She should had just googled what HFZ was. This is one of the reasons I did not care for her.

But if it is true she was spat on the face by the heartbird repitle we have an enemy in common.

I miss an Erina stream. Time to kill myself.

I feel bless by the numbers

>>29155653
What I mean is who pays for a violinist? UCLA is expensive as fuck
We’ve heard Uruk’s play violin. She’s good, but she’s not remarkable

>>29155442
This image only gets funnier if you watch Lias (now banned from the discord) vod
The shills worked overtime that day. Dont forget to report to the jannies on discord whenever someone does anything remotely yab so that the entire force can come in and damage control

>>29155604
Genuinely asking, how much of a "fan" can you become in two weeks?

>>29154658
How much money did he lose. I'd appreciate it if you give me the ballpark numbers.

>>29155821
If you didn’t fall in love with your oshi on first sight, you’re not a real fan.

>>29155604
We had a poll a week ago that revealed to us there are only 9 (nine) gen2fags in the entire thread. Whenever you see gen2 being shilled its those samefags posting on cooldown replying to each other

>>29155778
There's still a large number of concert orchestras around that need violinists. You can also work as a teacher. There's plenty of smaller gigs for string groups that are hired out for business receptions and weddings, etc.

>>29155666
Not your personal army. If you think you can use people as a weapon then you're retarded. These are anime girls who play video games, not soldiers.

>>29155849
don't the exact number, but he did mention it was in the thousands in the manifesto
which of course he privated after it was posted here

waiting for the next Panko stream

>>29155331
I have to prepare for work, hence the extension.

>>29155947
it's me, i'm of the 9
wemi wuv (i literally only watch her)

>>29155821
I've had like 3 favorite vtubers from 2 years of watching and Airi is seriously competing to become another one.

>>29155947
>9 (nine) gen2fags
All me

>>29155804
>Lias (now banned from the discord) vod
Wait what vod?

>>29155903
Took about 20 minutes to feel something different.
The subsequent weekend was 30 hours of VOD at 1.5 - 2.0 playback speed,
couldn't tell you when I was hooked but it's wasn't first sight.
voice is far more relevant

>>29156012
Thousands you say? Has to be in the thousands or the tens of thousands. Hundreds of thousands is too big of a leap.
I'll ballpark it as Fifty Thousand Dollars.
SPOOKI LOST FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS IN TIME AND MONEY + INFLATION DONATING TO SHIINA

>>29155442
I never figured out what this was about, Fishman and the bear getting it on or something else?

>>29156185
I linked it in the previous VODpost. Do your reps.

>>29156185
The drunk stream where she called Sakana a chink and admitted to him breaking the law. Theres a reason why its getting meme'd so hard here with the "she should drink water" posts

>>29156223
She used semi-public wifi and switched to a screen that revealed the dox information.

>>29156185
the vod from last weekend. You know, the stream where almost the whole company was in her stream begging her to end and front office was waiting for sakana to give the signal to kill the stream out from under Lia

>>29156091
Surely, it's not just the tits, right?
the talent for being bullied?
is it Airi's innocence?
maybe her voice?
the tie???

>>29156208
wouldn't surprise me he was so obsessed with her
and thought donating was the only way to get her to like him
its just like the yab that killed off most of yokomeshi

>>29156371
I’m going to assume you mean the 2nd drunk stream because I refuse to do reps. It’s not “banned from discord.”

>>29156471
That seems fairly mild all things considered, to be fairly expected by a zoomer with poor grasp of commsec. I had always thought it was more than just basic doxx shit

>>29156422
>I'm chinese
is a far cry from saying chink
>Clown car
Oh no he might get a fine. Better report it to the mounties.

>>29156608
>K*p

>>29156554
>the talent for being bullied?
This is what does it for me, she's the best

>>29156515
What were they so afraid of her saying? What does Lia know?

>>29156759
The taste of Freddy's moldy cock

>>29156002
Ah but you see, this is an "all out war". Girl playing videogames with thousands of dollars in the line become defacto soldiers. Involve the chinese nationalism and it becomes an actual physical conflict.
Ask the ruins of cyberlife is sad girls playing videa isn't serious business

You are all here still dealing with the skeb_at_home faggot anyway so you all clearly haven nothing better to do. He sexpested like 14 /wvt/ chuubas anyway if he steps out of line he's just gonna get cancelled again so who cares. Now please, the question: are the rrats true?

>>29156617
The funniest part is that she leaked the DMs about the soft dox yab which makes it a metayab. She also leaked collab pngs that the chuubas use for their thumbnails and for OBS.

>>29156759

>>29156645
are you saying /pcg/ were exaggerating? why never in my life...
>someone asks the fish about fitting 8 girls into one car
>he said something about being chinese
>/pcg/ took it was lia calling him a chink
>mentions she was groped at AX since the crowds are shoulder to shoulder
>/pcg/ took it was lia was molested and possibly even raped at the con

>>29155778
Uruka is a very talented musician in general. I haven’t caught any of her violin streams yet. I don’t give streamers money, but if I were going to whale for one of these girls, honestly the only way I’d do it by buying Uruka a violin. Something new like a Cao or maybe an antique like an original Mittenwald from the 1700s. Not sure. Not really a violin guy but I know people who are.

>>29156886
why are you avatarfagging?

>>29156759
Likely scared she would slip the dos on the Fishman/Uwu affair

>>29156895
For the crime of being braindead, the sentence is eternal shame. I will never, ever, understand why fishman doesn't hire someone or even just himself teach his talent the basics of mindfullness and how to avoid getting doxxed. Seems like an easy way to avoid a lot of headache.

>>29156608
I never said it was. That was someone else. I have the mega link. I could give it to you. But I won't. Maybe someone else will. But what I will do is tell you to do your reps.

>>29156933
>lia was molested and possibly even raped at the con
Yeah, by me.

>>29156954
signaling information to those who can read it
I'll be gone once you answer me if that's helps

>>29156933
this is how things are suppose to be
how else can a rumor grow out of control?
it's not about if it's real or not, it's about the damage to the image

>>29152557
What's the business with the wontons?

>>29157124
But potion seller…

>>29157119
why would he? she didn't say anything damning

>>29157119
She got an indian vpn after but it was a little late for that.

>>29156895
She also leaked the TsunderiaxPhase song, which we didn't really know what it was until it came out

>>29157271
he boyfriend really likes her wonton recipe
everybody knows, no one except spooki cares
and Shiina is (was?) afraid to yab again, seems more relaxed today though

>>29155821
I knew I’d become a Tenma member day one. I know I’ll become a Wemi member as soon as they open.

>>29157309
I mean more in general, if for no other reason than peace of mind it could bring the talent to have at least some knowledge on how to be wise on the internet

>>29157446
If a bear takes a leak in the woods and nobody knows what it is. Did the bear ever leak at all?

7 hours of off?
holy
that's a lotta patience

>>29157446
that's never really a yab, if anything it builds hype for the release

>>29157197
based anyaposter#???

Even at my peak neet, I don’t think I ever played a game 7 hours straight

>>29157664
Trying and failing to use proxies in your gay brand war means jackshit

Poll teaser: the medal vote is a hot clusterfuck.

>>29157661
how is leaking assets building up hype? and what part of "we didn't know what it was" didnt you understand? the google doc didnt have "CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO SONG" in it we assumed it was just minecraft server shit for months

>>29157931
Stop teasing us already!

People call Airi the gacha dog, but I checked her channel and there isn't a single gacha game there, does she only play otome gachas?

>>29157764
casul

>>29152557
>Airi is is very sheltered from her years of living within the Korean Unification Church
Ah, is that any different to the Unification Church? Because that is the cult that is essentially responsible for Shinzo Abe's death.

>>29157664
I stand here in place of #1
He's the one that would want this info, but he seems busy nowdays
He's most likely behind the clip channel of " horrible company for horrible people"
I am technically #15, but that was a facade. I belong to another faction. I am the 5th of the 4 powers of the frontdesk. The spook knows me, and fears me, for I ruined him once. Then again, that wasn't particularly hard.
>>29157862
The war with Holo and Niji did not even start in these shores. What Anya-Petra wants is actually peace. The dream of UNITY. Sadly, not all the agents in this game share our vision. The watameposters are after eternal war, and so are the pekos with their love of numbers. The dragon is sadly also obstacle to this objective. She is legitimaly insane, and even the other Nijis know this. For the greater goal, she must be defeated.

>>29158253
The one and the same.
Pic related is their far more based Pennsylvanian offshoot

>>29158166
It’s been mostly dark souls, karaoke, and 3D pinball believe it or not.

>>29158074
No, here's another one: the new captain has received 51.3% of votes for first gold and 67.9% total gold votes.

> gets raided by Nasa
> speaks JP more
This girl gets it.

>>29158253
>>29152557
After I woke up in the bed this morning I was thinking about how women always manage to destroy society, which led me to ponder on the Adam & Eve story, which led me to think that the snake fucked Eve which is why the world is shit, since we're all descendants of Satan through Cain due to Eve being a cheating whore.

Afterwards I looked up my theory, and boom, Unification Church. Maybe I should join.

> Gets raided by Nasa
> starts to speak JP more
Shiina gets it

>>29149691

Almost 8 hours now.

> Gets raided by Nasa
> Speaks JP more
Shiina gets it

>>29158797
AAAAAAA

>>29152557
>>29152683
I was thinking this morning in bed about how women are always responsible for the destruction of a civilization, which made me think of the Adam and Eve story, which made me think that snake fucked Eve which is the original sin, which means we're all descendants of Satan through Cain, which is why the world's fucked. All due to the original cheating whore.

I later looked up my thoery and it seems that Unification Church actually agrees with my 30 minute in-bed brainstorm. I should start a cult.

You ever think about Pippa?

>>29154549
>the people who actually care about her having a boyfriend would find out anyways
Depends on how late they find out, people can remain ignorant for months, sure everyone /here/ knows to avoid having too close a parasocial relationship with her, but the same can't be said for everybody. There are Pippa fans that have been there longer than I have that still seem not to know that !Pippa exists, it all depends on one's own curiosity. Someone finding out after 6 months or something will create a pretty damn dedicated anti if they don't kill themselves first, so yeah it would be a problem.

After listening to the Tenma twitter space...man...

shiina cute but i just can't get into her idk

>>29159305
I'm glad we have actual schizophrenics in the thread.

>>29159734
That's why this company alone has over a dozen streamers now, just pick your favorites.

>>29159305
Make sure to wear a sick bullet crown

>>29159118
enjoy your new wife and AR

Fuck you Chinese Moot, I guess I'll have to check that poll out another time

HimeMarryMe gets married to Hime then walks out on her to go buy milk after only 1 day!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jtb_PxruPU

HimeMarryMe marries Hime then walks out on her to go buy milk after only 1 day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jtb_PxruPU

>>29151385

What the fuck is Remilia then? A dumpster goblin?

Hime gets married then her husband leaves her to go buy milk after less than 1 day together!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jtb_PxruPU

Hime gets married then her husband leaves her to go buy milk after less than 1 day together!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jtb_PxruPU

Is it only me or 4chan kinda laggy?

Manko Panko!

is 4chan dying bros wtf is going on?

Remi is the girl that I need.

Do we have a list of "best stream" for each of the new girls? Have any been made private for anything besides copyright songs?

Did the entire site just fucking die for two and a half hours?

WE ARE LIV

>>29149691

It went for 9:20+ hours... 4CHAN BROKE BEFORE SHIINA DID

AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE PIPPA SAVE 4CHAN TASUKETE NIGGERMAN

>What was that?
>What is that?
>Whats happening?
>WHATWHATWHAT

Lumi needs Arch collab FAST

All times EDT / UTC / JST

14:00 / 18:00 / 03:00 - Tenma Elden Ring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXFpWbRLLnc

14:00 / 18:00 / 03:00 - Panko Stray
YT Link TBD

15:00 / 19:00 / 04:00 - Remi ETS2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6UBPkK3te4

18:00 / 22:00 / 07:00 - Shiina Witcher 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZOjIvsNGCE

19:00 / 23:00 / 08:00 - Lumi Ninja Gaiden Sigma
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

20:00 / 00:00 / 09:00 - Uruka Pokemon card opening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cFFeCWjHO0

21:00 / 01:00 / 10:00 - Erina Consider It
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wma6KBIkJUM

23:00 / 03:00 / 12:00 - Shiina Passpartout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OXrYnj5OAg

00:00 / 04:00 / 13:00 - Remi ASMR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHzeNrHidBg

00:00 / 04:00 / 13:00 - Rie Guilty Gear Strive
YT Link TBD

Weekly schedule (incomplete):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

It's time.

>>29161060
Incase you aren't a true pippatriot one of pippas former collabs Koa of Haven X just did a painful collab with Arch out of the blue.

Let's start with the fun part, the census.

On the kami-oshi section, we have the following distribution:

Lia - 7
Michiru - 2
Tenma - 9
Pippa - 25
Lumi - 6
Yuri - 2
Remi - 3
Airi - 7
Shiina - 1
Hime - 3
Erina - 1

And here's the distribution for the other question.

>>29161540
>>29161613
Nasa.................

>>29161613
>>29161540
I'm not trying to start shit here but why does /pcg/ like Lia so much? The girl is a absolute train wreck and is getting worse.

Lia's mom has got it goin' on
Lia's mom has got it goin' on
Lia's mom has got it goin' on
Lia's mom has got it goin' on

Lia, can I come over after stream?
(After stream)
We can hang around and look at memes
(Look at memes)
Did Rinmama get back from her business trip?
(Business trip)
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip?
(Give me the slip)

You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be
I'm all grown up now
Baby, can't you see?

Lia's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want
And I've waited for so long
Lia, can't you see?
You're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but
I'm in love with Lia's mom

Lia's mom has got it goin' on
Lia's mom has got it goin' on

Lia, do you remember when I mowed your lawn?
(Mowed your lawn)
Rinmama came out with just a towel on
(Towel on)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared
(The way she stared)
And the way she said
"You missed a spot over there"
(A spot over there)

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your dad walked out
Rinmama could use a guy like me

Lia's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want
And I've waited for so long
Lia, can't you see?
You're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but
I'm in love with Lia's mom

Lia's mom has got it goin' on (she's got it going on)
She's all I want and I've waited for so long (waited and waited)
Lia, can't you see?
You're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong
I'm in love with

Lia's mom, oh, oh
(I'm in love with)
Lia's mom, oh, oh
(Wait a minute)
Lia, can't you see?
You're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but
I'm in love with Lia's mom

>>29161806
She’s funny and endearing.

>>29161806
Lia gained a lot of support when her face dox happened. I guess being a very cute menhera is a turn on for some people. Similar to Rushia.

Now for the official stuff.

The full roster composition, after filling in the last 8 slots, is as follows:

NO PIPPANTS NO PIPPANTIES
#pankomanko
Lia Liker
Squibbycat
Wemi
Aren't girls cutest when they're retarded?
Join the Guild
The Queen of /vst/
Unhime Yourself Now!
woman tears nice
Michiru's Massive Magic Reserves
Trash Bear
Clawjobs
Snip Snip
Mommy's Metal Milkers
Sad Girl Company
I want Pippa to make me cum with her feet
Deerotic
Seething Femanon
Kino Opsec Poggers
Boobsweat Soaked Tie
Did I Say Something Yab?
Cutest Malware

>>29160410
>>29160394
>>29160290
>>29160283
Sorry for the spam. Tried reposting while 4chan was down. Guess they all went through

>>29161902
What's funny is Rinmama basically led people to doxxing Lia.

>>29161806
>why does /pcg/ like Lia so much?
>The girl is a absolute train wreck and is getting worse.

>>29161540
>>29064944
I guess i overstimated how many /yumi/fags are.

>>29161806
She has always been the third most liked member.

With all the mold Remi has been exposed to she is most likely immune to covid.

I'm surprised Iori is lesser liked than most. Was the grooming Ioriposter just one fag?

>>29161540
Wow, not a single vote for Uruka? get wreckt, zoomer coomer bear
>>29161806
Lia keeps me in suspense because I really have no idea where her streams will go next.

>>29162270
>Covid
Don't even get me started on that shit.

>>29161613
>almost everyone likes Pippa to some degree

>>29162369
What's wrong, Anon?

>>29162501
I tested positive for COVID this afternoon and I'm fucking angry. I'm double vaxxed and boosted, I double maskeverywhereoutside of my home, and I only leave for necessary activities and outdoor exercise. I dideverythingright - I listened to the experts, I resisted the urge to engage in pre-pandemic activities, and Istillgot sick because other people don't give a fuck about the health and wellbeing of others.

I live in a southern state where people act like we aren't in a pandemic. Half the population here isn't vaccinated and the vast majority of people here don't wear masks. Leaving my house is like some sort of twisted mindfuck seeing people out and about completely ignoring the fact that people arestillgetting sick...people arestilldying...our healthcare workers arestillsuffering. How can people be so fucking selfish? [rhetorical question...I know there are plenty of (shitty) reasons]

I was so damn excited to get double vaccinated back in April. I was so ready to go out again, eat at restaurants, and enjoy life without the hassle of a mask. And I still fully believe that if everyone/most had taken the necessary precautions earlier on (gotten vaccinated and worn masks in high transmission areas), we wouldn't be where we are now. We could have had so much better than this. But no...instead, we are letting this virus run rampant and just pretending it's not a thing.

Thank you, unvaccinated shitheads and you stupid fucks failing to wear masks, for spreading this virus. Thank you so much for rendering my vaccine useless, putting me and others at risk, and killing off so many people. You guys fucking suck.

>>29160751
god she has such a gorgeous model, but i barely have time for pippa. idk how you niggas keep up with more than a couple chubbas at once.

>>29162651
Shouldn't the unvaccinated be dead or dying in hospitals?

>>29162651
Get wrecked, faggot.

>>29162651
sorry you got worked by the propaganda enjoy your time off work and relax

>>29162651
Wearing one mask and rinsing your hands every time you come home offers basically the same amount of protection as two masks + washing your hands + three shots of the vax. Hand sanitizer (at least some brands) actively destroys the antibodies in your hands, so if you've been using it, lol, lmao even. Pretending the flu doesn't exist is not the answer, but there is such a thing as overcompensating, and you sound like you're doing it

As for the medal vote.

First of all, a couple of links:
The result graphs:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1yfL0Bq6o2oE09C6PZtwe67NRtKURFWn76oRWr9cr1Mw/viewanalytics
The spreadsheet with individual results:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1zz2y7i55xAXPjfLZgUnE465hSXz8zHGLk8LECKd4Yk8/edit?usp=sharing
A copy of the spreadsheet I used for calculation purposes:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1gxxOiTFaLy8soBWFpOhLT28G9Eb9Jzj4XCvGGUBxWLk/edit?usp=sharing

Two votes were discarded for being incomplete.
I used instant run-off voting for every slot, dumping the data in this tool: https://petertheone.github.io/IRV/

The results came out like this:
Gold (and captain) - NO PIPPANTS NO PIPPANTIES, without a single shred of a doubt, it smashed through the vote
Second gold - Lia Liker
Silvers (tied) - The Queen of /vst/ and woman tears nice
Immediately under the line fell #pankomanko and Squibbycat on a tie.

Now, some personal considerations as manager and person acquainted with the virtual divegrass phenomenon:

I think Woman Tears Nice could make for a good goalkeeper.
>considerations for
The name. Think about it, most players in the cup will be female, so saving the ball for the sake of seeing woman tears (or letting it in for the same purpose) has its inherent poetry.
Continuity. /pcclg/, and /pcg/, had Jesus is My Homie as the goalkeeper, and Woman Tears would keep the tradition of goalkeeper Tenma.
>considerations against
The vote. Moving Tears into the net means discarding the medal vote granted to it.
Export structure. Since moving her into the net means giving up on the medal, it would only be fair to ensure that she's the only goalkeeper on the team. Such a move is legal, and not necessarily a debuff, but not quite my favourite gimmick as a manager.

If I were to perform such a move, one of Manko and Squib would have to be promoted, in which case I'd be partial to the squib for a number of reasons: not one, but two custom goalhorns ( https://files.catbox.moe/8gao6c.mp3 and No Cock Like Horsecock), meme potential (think of the chat) and aesthetics (I'm already planning the model to be Yuri surrounded by squibbing cats). But that would all hinge upon the medal shuffle.

>>29152951
IBShiina, Shiitsna or Amanogonna Shiita

>>29162651
>npc finds out covid vax does jack shit
>somehow it's other people's fault

>>29163105
Squib goalkeeper would be funny because when it fails it would be like it ducked under the ball

>missed Tetris
This was the Gentoo stream I was looking forward to the most.
Anything else of note happen? I was there for the tail end of Lumi's TW2 stream.
>>29123558
>Was delaying gentoo instead of debuting them last year like all the other 2view companies a 5D chess move by Sakana?
No. It means Pippa was actually right about something for once.
Just look at Phase's immediate surviving competitor -- Prism latest gen holds 130 on an amazing day.

>>29163105
Goalkeeper Tenma would be a nice tradition. For all her popularity, she really doesn't get that much love from /pcg/.

>>29163431
>Pippa was actually right about something for once.
Explain?

>>29162651
>this has to be copy pasta
>it's a reddit post
cringe

>>29163105
Keep the tradition.

Start watching Lumi 2 weeks ago, and now I literally can't watch other chuubas...

>>29161454
>>29161060
Arch is one of the least likeable 40k YouTubers outside of the retards at One Mind Syndicate, though Luetin chewing up airtime to defend singular retarded points nobody really made is making him quickly climb up my rankings.

>>29161454
I knew an Arch collab would suck ass. !Pippa really dodged a bullet there.

>>29163674
>he actually knows its from re**it
Cringe indeed.

>>29163574
That slow gen releases are chadly and good.

>>29162651
>redditspacing

After listening to that Twitter space that Tenma had, she is got some serious trust issues. I don't see Tenma having many, if any at all, IRL friends.

>>29164033
There is this little known site called "Google". It allows you to search for stuff on the Internet. You should try it sometimes.

>>29163811
His gung-ho email brigade autism and anti-GW stance really struck me as sleazy and I dropped his content after that. The only 40ktuber I like is A Border Prince because he doesn't do any of the personality stuff.
>>29163989
The whole thing stinks but I'm a paranoid schizophrenic of a lowly tier. Glad Lumi is picking up the slack on getting the Sad Girl Company into the premier PTSD CBT entertainment property via zatsu content and chat interaction. Was very let down that the Pippa x Lumi Vermintide 2 stream turned into girls night sleepover but then again I don't know what I expected there.

>>29164168
>he actually searched for it
Bruh

please never leave me again bros

>remi thinks it's okay to let dishes air dry on the floor
This isn't even SEA behavior. What the fuck wemi

Waterchads what's your status? Staying Hydrated out there right?

>>29164191
I mean that too, but that's not my main problem. My main problem lies with his core content in general. Dude can't for the life of him get to the point in a way that makes things actually succinct and just blabs on and on about side points interspersed with insufferable chuckles that make it a pain to deal with.

Ok let's discuss music.
>current anthem: Ram Ranch
I suppose no changes on this one.
>current generic goalhorn: Tenma Nyanpasu
Not that it's going to play a great number of times with all the custom goalhorns incoming, but anyway. That said if anyone has a better Tenma song to replace it that would be great because this one is pretty short and it would loop a number of times during a replay. Not required anyway.
>Pippa horn
This one's going to be the mashup between GRAZIE PIPPA and the Ken song.
>Lia horn
I've heard the suggestion and taken note of it.
>Queen of /vst/ horn
Choose: Hell March 3 or CK2 theme.
>victory anthem
Currently none, meaning it defaults to Ram Ranch. Used to be Wander in /pcclg/ days. It can be something else now, throw suggestions. (Could also go the route of personalised victory anthems, like Pippa the Ripper if she's MVP.)

Today is the first day since Gentoo's debut dead hours lasted more than 4 hours.

VODGOD's Top 10
Mon 18 to Sun 24
10. Best New Content: Yuri - Creepy ASMR + Zoo ASMR
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1538659564
9. Lia - Drunk Enstars
https://mega.nz/file/aGgzzJCD#FuVKNwiGr0tpqX3a2kCpaX4aE3IxgNfA655SfhkL7AE
8. Pippa - Holocure ft.Lisa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u4wcuP_u6c
7. Tenma - South Park
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o909CRoPoI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxUaWLVrFD4
6. Runner-Up Collab: Iori, Uruka - SAR
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1537852179
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1537854870
>Top 5
5. comeback stream: Remi - Powerwash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qxj6i7-Gf-g
4. Shiina - Cafe Date ASMR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8NUlKILtfg
3. Best Cringe Kino: Pippa - Pippa The Ripper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGMAUos24ow
2. Best Solo Stream: Hime - Omori
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8T3NQClQIQ
1. Best Collab + Best Stream: Lia, Pippa, Uruka - Yabsquad(Roblox + React)
https://youtu.be/LOtZHrSLRLQ

>Honorary Mentions
Airi - Helltaker
https://youtu.be/o2gJS350IWg
Panko - Henry Stickman
https://youtu.be/-m9Nx1f_CYw
Runner-Up New Content: Hime - ???(Yab Writing)
https://youtu.be/f36cS74kCZk
Runner-Up Cringe Kino: Lumi - Anime Karaoke(Anniversary)
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1540557595
Remi Space: Fridge Cleaning ft.Erina
https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys/status/1550727999087333376
>comeback streams
Nasa - Stray
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFUTlUUEa1k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LzqTzPXUWY
Yuri - Stray
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1536639512
>>29154991
>>29156185
>>29156199

Has any of them not played Stray yet? Besides Panko who starts today.

>>29165468
The goalhorn for all Airi-related players should be the forced meme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyyn5rvmJ9I

>>29165659
Doable.

>>29165484
DEAD HOURS?! WATCH VODS.

>>29165603
>Will Play Stray
Panko
>Not played yet
Tenma
Uruka
Michiru
Airi
Remi
Shiina
>Played Stray
Yuri
Erina
Iori (finished)
Lia
Nasa
Hime
>Dropped it
Pippa (off stream)
Lumi (VC)

>>29165719
I am. Gonna try to keep my average of 2 Twitch clips per VOD up since for some reason people seem to actually watch those.

>>29165914
KEEP ON TRUCKING FELLOW VODGOD

>>29165914
>>29165964
Just randomly checked loom's those are some beefy numbers both for the amount of clips and the amount of views

>>29166097
>made it into the top ten
Based.
>>29165964
HELL YEAH BROTHER

>click on Sheetna gfe asmr
>comments are disabled
lmao what a whore coward. She's so scared. Pathetic. If I were her I would flaunt my ego while the comments are in perpetual flame war over seething.

I like Lumi

It's dead hours, so I felt like sharing this laugh of Hime
https://youtu.be/LnysX3DC614?t=5350

>>29164191
>Was very let down that the Pippa x Lumi Vermintide 2 stream turned into girls night sleepover but then again I don't know what I expected there.
Yeah. Hoping for a second chance at that.
>His gung-ho email brigade autism and anti-GW stance really struck me as sleazy and I dropped his content after that.
That helped tho. Also, his lore content (war for badab, siege of vraks, etc) is very good even for someone who reads the original source books/supplements. You are missing out.

>>29163811
>Arch is one of the least likeable 40k YouTubers
Can't be helped if you don't like his personality.

>>29166395
According to Shiina it was without her consent:
https://twitter.com/AmanogawaShiina/status/1551010055209639936

>>29165468
>victory anthem
Not sure if it's "too Pippa" but considering the massive Phase Connect incline and her singing it a few times you could use the Happy Days theme. Either the original or the remix used in https://files.catbox.moe/237psf.mp4

>>29161540
Uruka...
Manko...
>>29161647
NASA!!!
>>29162202
During the lesbian thread we had, Lumi and Yuri only scored 3rd on /pcg/'s Best yuri couple in Phase Connect based on on-stream interactions poll. Shortly after, Lumi and Yuri toned down the yuribaiting.

>>29163674
The rubes got worked.

>>29167479
Is that the video you made for the anniversary? I remember a couple too /here/ to be on any of the kudos that were posted to the thread.

Who would win?
A team of recruiters backed by a big corporation going through 30k applications
or
One fish man

>>29160751
>Spoopypoopy + seatroll raid Shiina's chat with wonton jokes
>4chan goes down
>Shiina keeps streaming
I don't even know how to rate her powerlevel

>>29161275
STREAMS I AM EXCITED FOR THIS WEEK
>MON
REMI EUROTRUCK
>TUE
TENMA SOUTH PATK
REMI OKAMI
LUMI GHOSTRUNNER
>WED
NASA KARAOKE
SHIINA ART LESSON CHIBI
PIPPA AOI COLLAB
>THU
NASA DANGANRONPA
SHIINA KARAOKE
>FRI
NASA DANGANRONPA
LUMI RABBIT HOLE
HIME BIOSHOCK 2
AIRI OUTLAST FT.LIA
>SAT
PANKO LIA VALORANT
ERINA WHO'S YOUR DADDY FT.REMI
>SUN
LIA BIRTHDAY

>>29152462
>>29152212
Shiina watched "Papa to Kiss in the Dark" and liked it. That's all I'll say.

Airi is a cute dolt!
Remi is a cute slut!
Shiina
Hime is a cute zoomer!
Erina
Panko is a cute brat!

>>29168337
She's pipepilled?

>>29153087
Shiina is really old.

>>29163105
Tenma is the perfect goalkeeper.

>>29167880
Heard that they filtered most applications because their PL had to have 100k subs/followers kek

https://youtube.com/watch?v=iz75AAlY30w
this guy is a cat being held by a catgirl that looks a lot like Yuri
does anyone else see the resemblance

>>29167842
Nope not my video just saved the link cause the video is really good. Only anniversary video I remember is the god awful trash Pippa played during the anniversary stream.

>Lia DESTROYS Hylo LIVE ON STREAM during Virion's gameshow.
https://youtu.be/8viJNd05D-c?t=4000
>Hylo malds so bad she does this
https://twitter.com/AyaneHylo/status/1551459129247633408
Lia is ... strong
>inb4 muh tax writeoff
You can make a business to represent yourself lowkey without making a big announcement + flashy graphics about it. This is a vanity project.

>>29169017
Nah. But props for having an anime girl model without being babiniku, this is a clever solution.

>>29169158
Wait a minute. If she founded a real company then that means she doxed herself by putting her name on the business.

>>29169158
She needs investors or it's gonna flop.

>>29169316
Don't worry. Clero will save her.

>>29169481
I wonder why he stopped being a janny for Oumiya Emma.

>>29162651
>I was so damn excited to get double vaccinated back in April
You didn't even try

>>29169158
>open link
>hear the fags voice
>close link

>>29161275
Rie Guilty Gear Strive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4I_mWSAuOU

>>29167170
Why do people keep posting this?

>>29169776
pipkin

Every time I hear about Stray I immediately think of
https://youtu.be/xoQuu7GPxAI

>>29169776
>people
Its one guy

>>29163105
You even have to ask? Of course keep Tenma as GK. At the end of the day, divegrass isn't really about the actual rules and competitiveness.
It's about the narrative.
And put squibbycat as the last medal, not for memes or chants, but for seniority.

>>29163105
tenma in net.
pankomanko as the last medal. pankomanko is a /pcg/ original.

>>29170320
>And put squibbycat as the last medal, not for memes or chants, but for seniority.
panko was hired by phase in January; yuri was hired in april. yuri is a cyberlive character

>>29163105
Every person /here/ agrees that Yuri deserves the medal.
Antis aren't people, they're subhuman.

It would be nice if Gen 2 had a medal rep and Panko Manko is the best Gen2 /pcg/ meme
Medals being this would be a nice balance.
>2 Gen 1
>1 Invader
>1 Gen 2

Having both Invaders as medals is too much, especially since squibsposting has been at an all time low.

>>29170534
>panko was hired by phase in January; yuri was hired in april
This isn't the Phase Connect divegrass team, it's the Phase Connect General divegrass team, which squibbycat got here far before pankomanko.
And to add even another layer to the cake, Yuri was in the original /pcclg/ team, which predates Fishman even knowing of Panko's existence.

Seniority.

>>29170534
The discordfags created pankomanko. Don't steal credit for other peoples' work.

>>29170940
>someone will take this bait seriously

>>29170889
counter argument:
Panko is more relevant in /pcg/ than Yuri. Yuri hasn't had a presence here in like a month.

The fact that manager-san felt the need to explain his decision instead of saying
>I like Yuri more so I pick her Squib on you
makes me a little worried if he will be able to make quick decisions in the heat of the match

>>29170534
>pankomanko is a /pcg/ original.
you are stupid

>>29171127
>makes me a little worried if he will be able to make quick decisions in the heat of the match
The managing ruleset is very restrictive, I'm not allowed to livemanage, only send pastebins with limited instructions.

>>29171103
That's the problem with you ibs debatemefags, you always try to argue. Manager made up his mind. He likes Yuri more and will use her. Your reactionary tendencies have compelled you to pick a side in a battle that's already over. You lose by default.

This football shit has been floating around this website since like 2010 and it's still just as retarded now as it was then.

>>29169158
>real company
>business mai at gmail.com
Roru. I assume the trailer/jingle was commissioned on fiver to save money as well.

>>29161540
>9 votes for Tenma
>she is less /pcg/ relevant than Iori and nobody ever posts about her

>>29170979
The only bait here is people who pretend to like Panko when 0 people voted for her as their kami-oshi.

>>29171103
countercounterpoint:
Yuri beat panko in kamioshi and general likeness polls.
Also, that's hardly fair. Yuri was dying and barely streamed while Panko still has the debut buff. Compare the amount of yuriposting during invaders debut with pankoposting now. It's no contest.
>>29171245
When the thread is slow, you're super obvious retardchama. Wait till after dead hours

do a vote run-off.

>football
It's called Soccer, you fucking inbred niggers.

I like Panko.

Ah our 4 medals. As God and Fish intended.

>>29171369
There really isn't that much to talk about her.

>>29171616
This the best counter yet.
You know what? I was one of the anons saying panko instead of yuri. I retract my statements.

>>29171721
>streams 9 hours a day every day and is always streaming
>can't produce anything note for us to talk about
huh

>>29171797
she hates 4chinz so it makes sense

>>29171721
More like she doesn't have much drama surrounding here. /pcg/ thrives on rrats and Tenma doesn't have much.

>>29171369
>he fell for the /pcg/ relevance meme
Newfag.
Different fanbases have different styles of posting. Lia Likers talk too much for their size, Kanpainiki talk too little for their size, and everyone else falls somewhere in between. Always has been.

>>29171375
I would have voted for her but I missed to poll somehow, I don't watch any other chubba

While we're on the subject we might as well watch the greatest collab in early Phase history. Lots of foreshadowing here. Pick a POV.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbuNSLHJbZo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHS3oBAh5EQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dxnY0Y3MmU

>>29171964(me)
Lumi never saved her POV and no one archived it either. In case anyone was wondering. I am not anting her. Her POV no longer exists.

>>29171964
I pick Lu-

>>29172035
counter counter counter argument:
Lumi should be moved to the bench because of this crime against humanity.

>>29171964
I want a phasmo collab of lia, lumi, pippa and lisa.
or pippa, airi, remi and lia
or lia, lia, lia , and lia

>2 gens worth of talents
>only watch the most popular ones
You anons never fail to disappoint me

>>29171369
She's not enough of an edgelord chud for this board to relate to