/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Chumbies Gura's cried and threw a fit when they didn't have the toy she wanted and she got banned from coming back and can't have McDonald's anymore. Where do you take her for her boargars now?

Damn I love Gura

Gura cute Gura cute!

Keeping the comfy train rollin' with cute Guras

>>29051090
Home made with love

Gura I love you so much I hope I can always make you comfortable to be yourself

>>29051090
I take her to Rallys and than to the store to pick her out a toy afterwards.

Gura's feet probably taste pretty good.

Gura cute?

>>29051609
Hmmm let me check real quick

gura is an exhibitionist. she flashes her nipples and her pussy to make people uncomfortable and then she laughs at them

>>29051090
The other McDonald's that's slightly further away.

>>29051609
>>29051701
It seems so

>>29051817
Nice

more umisea potentially
>>29051790

>>29051734
Wow, that's awful. I would sure hate for her to make me uncomfortable like that

>>29051990
gura sticks her finger in her pussy and forces people to sniff it

>>29051090
No burgers. Bring her home for correction for acting like such a spoiled little brat.

I goomed again

>>29051969
Excellent. I enjoyed their first outing, cringe and all.

>>29051969
Fuck yeah. I loved it but I hope they let Gura get something she's happy with cause she clearly wasn't happy with those skits

>>29051969
no wonder she was busy this past week, ganbatte sharkie

>>29051969
Oh fuck yes.

Thoughts?

>>29051969
huh it's really almost been a year since that happened. I'll take more Gura/Aqua interactions.

POV: You are about to become a father against your will

>>29052392
Uh, is that an actual advertisement somewhere? Looks pretty tasty, I guess.

Gurass

Poggers Ocean, my beloved...

So Umisea, shill Gacha, Crunchyroll con, birthday project uncancel and the 2 projects she is on for more than a year now.
Do I forget something on her known background work ?

>>29052392
what the where can i get some

>>29051969
>>29052424
>>29052657
You are gonna LOVE this then

>>29052695
New orisong according to the member's stream during the off collabs

>>29052695
Signing 2000 birthday merch postcards.
>>29052829
That's one of her 2 long term projects.

>>29052829
That’s one of the 2 projects she is on for more than a year anon

>>29052885
>>29052887
Oops

>more collabs with her jp senpai
>hasn't made any reps since forever
what's wrong with her?

>>29052885
Does umisea really count as her project? It's more like management's project.

>>29052921
She has cute retard girl appeal right now. Reps will unironically make her worse up until she hits being actually good, and she's too lazy to ever do that.

>>29052943
It is Marine's project, threadreader.

>>29052943
I mean she's involved with it as much as any other member. Probably has to do recording work for the animated shorts and songs.

>>29053034
I know she had the initial idea but it's my understanding that management handles most of it.

i don’t have anywhere to go, global is filled with homofags, my oshi’s split doesn’t make it, it’s too small to exist. I’m gonna chill with you guys for a while and talk about Gura’s pissy cunny if you don’t mind

>>29053148
WELCOME FRIEND!!!
who's your oshi btw?

>>29053148
spill it, who's your oshi

>>29053148
らしゃいませ
Feels like there's a lot of refugees these days. Who's your oshi anon?

>>29051969
called it
>>28224947

>>29053148
Welcome ye battered and bruised. Post your cutest Gura or die

Oh nyo.... Chumbies don't look

this brat... why would she post tweet that mere minutes before I was going to sleep? how can I go to bed knowing I might miss it??

>>29053240
Mori

>>29053148
Welcome bud why are there more /ggg/ refugees lately?

>>29053235
>>29053240
>>29053274
I prefer not to say, this is the gura thread and discussion should be about Gura!
the sheep

>>29053296
Gura also liked Aqua's random tweet about crabs recently. Yeah, signs were all there.

>>29053148
Pissy cunny, you say? Time to post this again: https://twitter.com/4zazil/status/1550343801989779458

>>29053406
Mori split too small it died?????
What?
Is this bait?

>>29053079
I think management came in to do some shilling for it because they wanted the first mixed branch unit to make a good first impression, but I don't think there's any reason to believe they're still doing that.

>>29053436
>the sheep
Yet another watamate? With how many of you have come here you fucks should have enough for a thread.
>>29053484
Anon why do you respond to obvious bait.

>>29051090
Culver's

>>29053436
Appreciate wanting to stay on topic. I thought your oshi looked cute during the concert.

>>29053436
Based.
Watames are chumbud allies. We get a few of them here from time to time and they are always great posters.
Please enjoy your stay sheep fucker

>>29052227
Wut? The skits were fine, outside of Ina's voice "acting".

>>29053436
Watamates visiting this thread are always nice. I really wish she and Gura would have a collab song soon

Why are so many watamates watching Gura? I never imagined there would be so much overlap there.

>>29053525
Man, Culver's burgers and custard are amazing, though their fries are pretty mid.

>>29053510
Nta but a few people from time to time through the day is not nearly enough for a thread.
You need like at least 30ips to stay relevant enough to not have to bump your own thread every hour or two

>>29053601
I don’t actually watch Gura too often, she streams while I sleep most of the time. Sometimes I catch her in the morning, I would definitely watch her a lot more if I wasn’t asleep.
>good singing
>cute women
>smelly armpits
Makes sense

>>29053601
>Cute, sweet, and soft girl that is great at singing and prefers not to get into drama. All she really wants is to make her listeners happy.
Not a watamate but they have more similarities if you kinda look at it.

>>29053601
Because Gura is cute and smelly.....

>>29053582
They did promise to do one together. I'm exited for it,even if it takes a year or longer to come out.

>>29053557
https://youtu.be/WZGc8cvYgjo?t=346
does she sound happy with how it was handled to you?

>>29053636
Yup, and the Bakatare thread simply wasn’t cutting it, the Fubuki fans stay mostly in their own split.

>>29053684
>>29053706
But Gura is confirmed for smelling nice. The best of Myth, in fact.

>>29053784
We can change that

>>29053837
Now you're talking

>>29053744
Well enjoy goomba posting
I actually watch Watame all the time myself but her streams are so damn long I just stick to vods and watch until she gets to the 57 hour long superchat reading sections

>>29053684
You forgot the most important part anon...
Both of them UOOH hard.

>>29053784
could be because she was dragged out of the house. I love a stinky Gura and a good smelly Gura but hey I Love Gura

>>29053882
You see I am a man of ACTIONS not words. she WILL be smelly (the good kind).

>>29053784
Yea Gura is the best (worst) smelling member.
Why do you think she scratches and sniffs her own armpits so much?

>>29053973
Here this might be relevant to you
https://youtu.be/rUMbYJWmmQM

>>29054136
[sheep news]
Watame schlicking

Chumbies..... Why is there no art of Ika tentacle fucking Gura....

>>29054245
just imagine hirotaka's tentacle porn is actually Gura x Ika Musume porn

>>29054245
ask moral maybe he'll squeeze it into shark week

>>29054245
There's art of of Ina tentacle fucking Gura, is that close enough?

>>29054245
I guesso..

For the Watamates that don't know: when Ame suggested she and Gura smell each other during the offcollab, Gura instinctively offered Ame her armpit.

>>29054325
No.... She isn't blue.

>>29054325
>only just realized ina's tentacles are actually reaching to her cunny

>>29054374
Ame refused (WHY?), but later showed Gura her pitty titty and they compared armpits together.

>>29054374
I'll never forgive Ame for refusing such an offer.

I was sure I saved the art made of that moment, but now I can't find it.

>>29054472
?

All this talk of watame makes me sad that her and Gura will probably never collab. Hell, outside Marine who's huge herself and Shion who gura for some reason dared to be bold with, all the JPs avoid Gura (even if they don't avoid other eigo illiterate ENs). Even though they say oh she's so cute and whatever, none of them have the guts to go for a collab a la Mel/Lui/Robocco/Watame etc. Is it because they don't want to be perceived as leeching or whatever their antis will sperg out about?

>>29054622
Yep, that's the one, thanks.

>>29054653
They might record a cover together. Watame expressed interest in that during Gura's birthday totsu, and she might see it through.

>>29054653
they just suck at japanese/english and are embarrassed. nothing deeper to it.

>>29054653
Watame should invite Gura for a Minecraft stream. But the sheep is very autistic and shy…
My only hopes are that Kiara hooks them up

>>29054653
Aside from them maybe just not hitting it off / wanting to talk, you have to remember that these girls see subscriber counts in an exaggeratedly important way sometimes. It can be a little intimidating to go up to "The Most Subscribed VTuber". This is also a company full of autists and introverts.

>>29054798
My mouth is open for you Gura!

>>29054733
Watame, Mel, Robocco have literally had collabs with Fauna and Ame, who know even less japanese than gura.

https://twitter.com/MnmCat20/status/1551117381849661443
>body hurts, need break
>from real work not making cute guras
holy based

>>29054808
Watame did call in to Gura's birthday already and didn't drop her spaghetti, unlike certain other holomems.

>>29051090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMfZZw2_AhU

>>29054887
Yeah, I'm hoping that gets somewhere. I know they're both shy though so they're going to have to push themselves.

>>29054867
This guy has been relentless with his art reps. He still needs to figure out toes and he'll be all set.

>>29054925
BUT THEY PROMISED!!!!!

So, Minecraft tomorrow? or today technically

Nacho has a doujin on Exhentai..

>>29055238
link me up my friend

>>29055272
https://exhentai.org/g/2273050/d89cd80aa6/

>>29052392
Basedo cunny loving spicbros.

>>29055334
Oh I thought you meant it was drawn by Nacho, this is far less desirable.

>>29055334
Neat

>>29055222
Yeah, im expecting it will be at her normal time. Sounds like she wants to explore the ID server

>>29054993
Not even hiding them behind rocks a la Liefeld. Not gonna make it

>>29055334
You think she shlicked to it?

Anyone else exhausted from this week? Honestly I'm glad we've reached the homo speed bump and found out Gura's idol alignment. Looking forward to this next arc.

>>29055898
Not really. While everyone else has been seething and sperging out, I've just been patiently waiting for things to return to normal.

>>29055898
I mean I always believed in Goob's idol alignment but it was nice to have Gura reassure us. I'm just hoping the rest of the board returns to normal at some point.

>>29055898
Gura is ramping up the GFE and Rindo exists. This week was the best I've had in a long time.

I love her more than anything!

>>29055898
I'm exhausted for a different reason but I always believed goob. I took my meds months ago and I haven't gone schizo or seethed in a REALLY long time.

>Got fucked by the meido
>still bringing his shitty 2view whore into the thread for no reason
What is this mental illness?

>>29056637
>get fucked by the meido
I want Gura to peg me too!

>>29053148
You are just seeing that women were ruining everything during dead hours. Those Kiwiniggers were exiled from their home for not being able to find drama after all.

Will you forgive gura if she shoot you in the leg?

>>29057596
With what? Her goom?

https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/99934712

why..

>>29057692
What if a M82?

>>29057757
Gillfags getting the content they asked for. Do you rike it?

>>29057757
Why not anon.

>>29054653
>all the JPs avoid Gura

I'd honestly argue its the opposite with regards to Mel and that Gura avoids her instead. Mel has made a few efforts to get Gura's attention for a collab so she can complete her HoloMyth bingo but sharkie keeps dodging.

>>29051090
Anywhere but. McDonald's is shit and the thought that she consumes anything from there pains me. 5guys, my local burger chain, even Wendy's, virtually anything would be better.

Curious question, I feel like I haven't seen Brom for a long while in Gura's stream.

>>29054993
He still needs to figure out how to draw more than just front facing poses

>>29058334
He was in one of the recent member streams. He donated in Yen at that time.

>>29057596
I'm sure she had a good reason to do it

>>29058334
Isn't Brom Russian?

>>29056065
>I mean I always believed in Goob's idol alignment
I had like 3 different shitposters laugh at me or say they were screenshotting my posts when I said I was confident in Gura ignoring all the homo stuff. I'm glad I can believe in my oshi.

>>29058432
>>29058456
thanks anon, just feel like something is off when a familiar name in the fanbase disappear.

>>29058334
he's mostly a kronie now

>the member post still exists
smile acquired

>>29058334
I think he's The Brume or something now. He has some issues from the war in europe.

>my birthday is coming soon
>she suddenly stepped up her GFE game

Sigh...It is intentional at this point. Just confess to me already you shark brat

>>29059195
why did nobody suggest marriage RP to Gura in the comments...

>>29059267
Why didnt you

>>29059267
That's not RP, that's real.

>>29059360
I don't like leaving comments because I'm socially inept

>>29059393
Well now we wont get marriage RP because you were too afraid to speak up

>>29059477
gomen

>the first night after marriage RP with gura

Thoughts?

>>29059562
I don't think Gura would do it. There's no way. She couldn't be that based.

>>29058334
Who?

>>29059562
What if Gura did Atlantean RP and showed us how Atlanteans date and marry? Fuck now I want it to happen she needs to bring lore back.

>>29059895
Attention whore

>>29059393
My guy, is there any difference between posting /here/ or posting there?

>>29059950
sometimes I get anxious over being an attention whore and then I remember people like brom exist and feel better

>>29059966
I'm anonymous here

>>29059393
I hope Gura can smell the autism wafting off my comments. I worked very hard to make them and agonize over wording that nobody will givve a shit about. I totally understand why she doesn't tweet.

>>29060006
Unless you're one of those FirstNameLastName fuckers I doubt anyone is going to hunt you down. On topic though I didn't get to see it when she posted but please tell me someone suggested childhood friend RP?

Seems like her seanigger antis are going hard. Had one thread where they kept "confusing" her with Ame and pretending she went to AX and just saw another thread where someone was massively triggered by me saying that one of the pieces of evidence she is a virgin is the way she does the dick sucking asmr wrong because she never gave a blow job which is cute, and that SEAnigger is trying to say she is a whore like Belle Delphine because of it

Gura just so you know princess RP is totally different from princess ASMR you have to do both

>>29060223
ive never heard a blowjob before. i dont know what they're supposed to sound like

>>29060223
Not even sure why you’d bother with catalog threads. They aren’t there to be persuaded, they are there to shit on Gura with anything they can make up

>>29060184
I haven't read the suggestions before but now that I read them, chumbuds are really fucking based. Most of the top suggestions were a couple of princess gura RP suggestions and I saw some childhood friend suggestion mixed there as well. There was an "outgoing idol goes out with you" suggestion which is pretty much just a going on a date rp lmao. There were some nurse rp and tsundere rp suggestions too. They're all pretty good picks desu and I'd be happy with any of them.

>>29060456
If you sort by post creation there are a ton of non-bait tiny threads about all sorts of random topics. It's pretty fun actually

I want to devote my life to her

>>29060943
I am devoting my life to her. When I get up, I think about Gura. I work thinking about Gura. I do my reps thinking about Gura. I post here thinking about Gura. I watch Gura while thinking about Gura. When I sleep, her image is the last thing I see and her voice the last I hear.

>>29060943
She'd want you to devote your life to yourself your happiness, and to that end your eventual wife and family.

>>29059267
Because that's a special event, not just RP.

>>29061017
>to yourself and* your happiness

>>29061017
Gura is my eventual wife and family though. More seriously I feel like I am too enamored with her to meaningfully pursue any other relationships. My heart just wouldnt be into it and itd be unfair to the other person.

>>29061017
>not saving your virginity for Gura
Casuals.

>>29061308
it's amazing that Gura's response to posts like this is pretending to be our maidwife. real wife someday

she stinky

>>29061367
Go to bed Gura

>>29061367
yeah, my stinky

>>29061308
>>29061323
>pining for a woman that has literal millions of men infatuated with and pursuing her
May as well put your life savings into lottery tickets if you want to play those kinds of odds. Seriously, just take action knowing that women like Gura exists and do your best to find and attract one of your own.

>>29061308
Based. The only reason I'm working and saving up even though I hate my job sometimes is so I can support my future wife every stream.

>>29061537
Get out.

if you didn't suggest imouto rp are you really a chumbud? I don't think so.

>>29061656
Do you honestly believe that Gura would want you to forsake all other potential relationships in pursuit of her alone? Do you believe that she'd breed that sort of hopeless fantasy and leave virtually every shrimp broken hearted?

>Gura dedicates 90% of her time to be the best parasocial wife for you every day
>"she wants you to forget her and to get laid trust me"
Imagine not paying Gura back with at least the same amount of affection and dedication so she can get even more motivated to be your parasocial wife.
You aren't looking at the future, it's not just about a chance to make HER love you for real (if she doesn't already), with the upcoming advanced BCI techs it will be really possible to have Gura make love to all her shrimps for real if she wants, she doesn't even need to leave her room.

I think she knows we want all the big ticket items like imouto, wife, pool cleaner, what she doesn't know is that I want warrior cats RP

Gura mommy rp

>>29061941
Gura wants you to get laid WHILE THINKING ABOUT HER, anon. That's her fetish.

>>29061967
gurame warrior cats rp needs to happen holy shit

>>29062059
I don't watch Ame does she also like the warrior cats?

>>29062030
>Gura is a cuckqueen
No, that's YOUR fetish.

>>29061941
>You aren't looking at the future, it's not just about a chance to make HER love you for real (if she doesn't already), with the upcoming advanced BCI techs it will be really possible to have Gura make love to all her shrimps for real if she wants, she doesn't even need to leave her room
But she's far too kindhearted to want something as awful as that for any of us, anon.

>>29062088
does anyone have the gurame cat rp fanart for this anon

>>29062155
I will forsake my humanity for sharkwife cybersex

>>29062284
It wont be her tho.

>>29062155
>awful
Why is that "awful"? Articulate. Tell me why waiting a few years to make love with your beloved shark wife is awful. Does your brain only think about getting laid all the time? is fucking and cumming in a flesh vagina all that matters in your life? maybe this hobby wasn't meant for you. I love Gura and I mean it.

>>29062030
No worries anon when I'm with Gura I still think about her. She's permeated all my thoughts

>>29062364
What does that mean

>>29061941
That sounds amazing. It's 2022, I'm happy with my shark maiden, and she seems to be happy, too.

>>29062284
I would do the same.

>>29062364
Luddite.

>>29062366
>Why is that "awful"? Articulate. Tell me why waiting a few years to make love with your beloved shark wife is awful
Because she obviously isn't so callous and selfless as to play make believe wife indefinitely for millions of reality avoidant spergs you stupid fucking autist. She'd want you to pursue real happiness, not some illusion.

>>29062628
>real happiness, not some illusion.
Opinion heard and discarded. Next.

>>29062628
Watch streams.

>>29062628
Why are you even here?

I love my tiny shark wife!

>>29062628
I'd rather die virgin then bend down to what society wants me to believe is "real happiness" and you should get out of this general because you clearly aren't a fan and just want to stir shit up.

>>29062691
>>29062697
>>29062704
>>29062849
>this is her fanbase
>proof of why she's so paranoid of revealing her identity
Kawaisou.

https://youtu.be/RY_xz7TfFV0?t=2635

>>29062697
YOU watch streams and quit memory holing her reaction to chumbud romance.

>>29063033
>overused anti shitpost
Go back.

>>29063149
wdym, she likes it.

>>29063191
EXACTLY.

>>29063149
Literally the post above yours but as expected antis don't have membershrimp.

>watching VOD
>Gura talks about how she use to eat cheez-its by chewing up one and then spreading the chewed up one on a new one
I thought I was the only kid autistic enough to do this. I only stopped cause my friends bullied me about it.

>>29063149
You whore oshi cucked you again? it's not Gura's fault that you got shit taste matey. Maybe choose a better oshi next time, like the one whose thread you're shitting up.

>>29063163
If anything I'm anti-chumbud. You idiots are so out of touch it's unreal and the thought of Gura having to shoulder your weakness sickens me.

>>29063221
wah wah virtual hugs
She wants you to have a fembud girlfriend.

>>29063373
No she doesn't, it makes her jealous.

>>29063323
Which holo cucked you bro? you seem kinda desperate for an ego boost right now.
Was it Ame? it's alright, you'll get over it. She always finds a way to brainwash her fanbase.

love shork
shrimple as

Gura's my wife, I will support her forever or until she dumps me.

https://youtu.be/mxkLcYecvMg?t=3695
What did she mean by this?

>>29063286
That's not very hygienic.

>>29063726
The goom comment earlier sent her into overdrive and made thousands of chumbies goom at the same time.

>>29063726
>that quiet giggle
She knows exactly what she's doing

>>29063483
None, I'm a chumbud, but when looking at posts like >>29061941's escapism I can't help but be disgusted. Moreso knowing Gura would feel the same way. It's not what she'd want for any of us.

>>29063816
are you >>29063335

>>29063781
Yea its pretty gross to think about now but I was a weird kid. It made me feel closer to Gura in a weird way though because I never heard of anyone else doing that shit before.

>>29063781
It's her own saliva tho? Weird as shit, yeah. But I don't see how it's unhygienic.

>>29063726
I love my coombrain shark wife so goddamn much. She's too cute even when she makes lewd jokes.

>>29063816
Watch streams. "Touch grass" stuff makes her mad.

>>29063855
I am not, I was already sleeping off a hangover by then.

>>29063816
Go be an ironic weeb somewhere else.

>>29063816
No you're a faggot

>>29063816
You're just a poser who found a way to feel better about himself looking down on other anonymous posters on 4chan and making shit up about the person they love.
How did you find this general? plebbit or discord? maybe twitter? yeah it's time to go back "buddy".

>>29063942
That was 10 minutes ago. You were having this conversation for longer than that. Come the fuck on at least try to come up with something plausible.

>>29063924
>>29063965
>>29064029
>I'm content in my deluded fantasies
Fine. Who am I to try and be a voice of reason?

>>29064047
>wasting your time replying to cuckmates when you could be posting Gura lewds
never change /ggg/ topkek.

>>29064146
thanks goomba

A cat is fine too.

Touch Gurass.

>>29064146
when i sad i memember of gura

Based parasocialbuds itt

>>29064047
Hate to say it but you're on my lawn faggot. But ignore me, I'm done attempting to be altruistic.
>>29064053
I just looked at the time, anon. It didn't say (You) so I didn't read further into it.

>>29064258
>say
see*

I'd love to embrace her every day especially when she's feeling down or frustrated and I'd love to pat her head and caress her pretty and fluffy, wavy long hair. Whenever she cries I would caress her tear-stained cheeks and tell her I'll be there for her whenever she needs me until death takes me away from her. I love her so much it's unreal.

>>29063286
I did it too, it was so wild to hear Gura say she did that

Gura lives rent free in my head and I couldn't be more happy.

>>29064243

>>29064423
Gura and her chumbuds are kindred spirits

>>29064226

>>29063286
Gura likes the idea of prechewing our food for us.

>>29064332
I like this image
She's not particularly contemptuous or angry, nor does she look happy. Just a little bit of emotion on that cute face
This tells that you worshipping her feet isn't something special. It's just a fact of life to her. She doesn't think anything special about it, it just happens.

>>29064800
I live that idea too.

>>29064797
would

Is the /ggg/ sings project officially happening in September? I have practiced the song for a few days now and I think I'm singing decently enough to submit my recording for this but I hope the participants didn't forget about the project.

>>29065628
Forgot link: >>27285447

Another day of work/gym reps complete. Another day of having the most based oshi.

>>29062366
>Why is that "awful"?
Because having fictional sex isn't doing anything for you other than fulfilling some temporary escapism. While doing so you're not bettering yourself. You're not pursuing a meaningful relationship. You're not creating a family of your own. You're not raising children with someone you love and enjoying all the fulfillment that brings. You're more or less just fapping in the scenario you hypothesized. Why am I having to explain any of this to you? Do you think Gura would want such a fruitless future for you?

wow it actually seems like gura wants to improve her communication at last, so many member posts and tweets lately its truly unprecedented

>>29066382
But I'm happy with Gura and she's happy with me. That's all that matters. Also, she'll sell us her eggs to fertilize eventually.

>>29065871
I just started a workout routine after not working out for years. I want to get in good shape for my oshi. My whole body hurts right now but it's a satisfying pain.

Morning, chumbies

>>29051035
There are an incredible amount of women who are currently invading the board and shitting on Gura because they are jealous roastie whores that can't accept the proposition that a woman can sacrifice any amount of dating or sex in order to achieve a higher degree of desirability and success. The same thing happened when NijiEN males debuted and it's happening again with holoEN debuts. Just be aware the board and most likely this general as well is going to be shit for the foreseeable future.

>>29067609
So nothing out of the ordinary. Gotcha.

>>29051734
honestly, her current "Maid phase" is exactly that withing YT ToS

>>29067609
This general has been surprisingly chill lately, despite the homos. We've certainly had it a lot worse.

>>29067961
Gura has completely avoided the homos so any drama from that doesn't really have any traction here.

>>29067120
She's happy with your wallet. She doesn't give a shit about you.

>>29067609
>There are an incredible amount of women who are currently invading the board and shitting on Gura because they are jealous roastie whores that can't accept the proposition that a woman can sacrifice any amount of dating or sex in order to achieve a higher degree of desirability and success.
It's their fault they can't accept someone as based as Gura.

What’s a normal day with shark wife like

>>29067609
I only come to this shit board for this general desu. Nothing else worth seeing here.

>>29067609
As if it wasn't obvious enough. Women can never be chumbuds, the ones who claim to be are just posers or attention whores and they don't really care about Gura and her career, just like the 2view that graduated yesterday.

>>29067609
Eh, remember the Brit*ani V*enti? it's pretty much the same shit

I'm running to a 7 eleven, you chumbies want anything?

>>29068760
An apple fritter would be nice. Thanks anon.

>>29068760
Catnip for my wife and a pack of condoms.

I want to make love to Gura. I imagine Gura sitting on my lap, leg-locking me while deeply penetrated as I hug her tightly, then kiss her forehead and her cheeks, caressing her hair, her back and her butt-cheeks. I love Gura so much it's unreal.

>>29068965
>Catnip for my wife
I don't think they sell catnip at 7 eleven?

>>29069207
redbull?

Gura is a miracle of the universe.

>>29068308
Ironic that you are talking about the girl that went from cleaning your blood-stained skid marks to voluntarily shoveling it from animals

I'm in love with Gura!
>>29051090
Firebomb the McDonalds then take her to a Steak & Shake.

>>29051090
I'll just make her burgers myself. They would taste way better than McDonald's anyways.

>>29067609
Meds

>>29068589
Fauna is a chumbud though

Real talk here, if gura talked about holostars no one outside of vt would care right?

>>29073018
It would enable homobeggars for sure. Not saying they aren't being annonying already but it would get worse

>>29073018
I hate beggars but I watched the Homos and I unironically enjoyed watching some of them, wouldn't mind if Gura talks about them.

>>29073018
beggers would be even more annoying and we'd probabaly end up with the same thing ina now has

>>29073018
>>29073366
Kill yourselves. I'm deadly serious. Fucking off yourselves as soon as possible.

>>29073018
even if i watched them i'd want it to be similar to how it is with other non-hololive creators. with them not being brought up, i like things separate

>>29073018
Fuck off with this topic already. If she isn't talking about them then why are we?

SHUT

What's the one game you want to see Gooba play that she hasn't yet?

>>29074040
Still waiting on Half-life: Alyx

>>29074040
pac man world

>>29074040
Persona 5 Dancing All Night

>>29073018
Untrue by a massive amount.

>>29074040
Little Witch Nobeta
I can't wait till it comes out and all of Hololive plays it.

>>29074040
Yugioh

>>29074386
ToT
https://youtu.be/GXNUd5tpFXI

>>29074040
I know it will never happen since they don't have permissions but Metal Gear Rising, i genuinely think she'd love that game, she should also play Bayonetta.

>>29074040
Hi Gura

>>29074572
EVERYDAY
YOUNG LIFE
JUNESU

>>29074569
>Gura
>>>>>>>>>reading card text

>>29073626
You're the one killing yourself if Gura talks about them. My competition is weak, I will be the last chumbud

>>29074825
I play pretty regularly and even I can't be bothered to read the paragraphs on pendulum cards

>>29074569
The sad thing is even with all that card text and seemingly overpowered ability this card is still too pathetically weak to even be remotely fast enough in the current Yu-Gi-Oh meta.

>>29075034
10/10 bait

>>29075078
What do you mean?

>gura robotrips

Nice glad to see that even 4chan is baiting with Holostars as much as Discord and Reddit

>>29074040
JSRF

>start art of another chuuba
>realize I'd rather be drawing Gura
I love her

umisea my beloved

>>29075824
Go back.

>>29074040
Nekopara so she gets horny mid-game and has to pause to cybersex her chumbies.

>>29075894
Lol missed reply dumbass

>>29075824
Literally me, I lose motivation when I try to draw other holos

Okay so I just had a dream about Gura playing a collab game with Vesper
Basically it was a very random silly multiplayer top view competitive game about cars climbing mountains and skyscrapers of who could get to the highest point before their car gets destroyed by random stuff

But the most important part about it that apparently Gura asked Vesper off stream if he was an actual Dad irl and Gura just randomly brought it up on stream and Vesper was okay with giving a solid answer, Gura was of course very nervous while trying to talk about it.

Man, my dreams feel like fanfiction

>>29075283
Jesus. There isn't gonna be enough room for the art eventually.

>>29076181
kys homobeggar

>>29076181
Go back

Gura my betrothed

Will we see Gura today? I miss her desu...

>>29076181
>so I just had a dream
>not a new IP
go back

>>29076867
>woke up 15 minutes ago
>browsed for 10 minutes
>wrote my post
you're not some amazing detective you know

>>29074040
Metal gear rising

>>29076756
yep

>>29076867
I considered defending him because this thread was made long enough ago but then I realized he's talking about homos so fuck him

My wife

Favorite sex act/position with Gura
GO!!!

>>29077686
Leglock mating press for the sole purpose of impregnation

>>29077686
Naizuri

>>29077686
headpatting and tucking her into bed

>>29077686
Golden shower

>>29077686
Her favorite is when I tie her to the bed and prone bone her

>>29077686
2nd vote for naizuri. Just imagine your cum hydroplaning off her perfectly flat chest and smacking her in the face.

>>29053623
Crinkle cut fries sound so good in theory but always fall flat when you actually get them. They're just never crispy enough.

Gura is for pronebone and doggy

I know it's over but she could have avoid this.
How can we ever forgive her for eating Bloop.
I don't know if I can ever forgive her

>>29077686
Amazon

>>29077686
Prone bone or mating press

>>29073018
Overseas bros would implode

Anons my pp feels funny and gets really big when I watch Gura

>>29078982
same, sometimes white stuff comes out when I touch it thinking about Gura

>>29077686
handholding misionary

>>29079141
>>29078982
That's not a good sign, you better cut your pp off

>>29079285
Based

I enjoy the new and improved ggg
Keep up the good work chumboners

>>29078982
This brat asked us if we had a boner and if we think she's hot. What did she mean by this?

>>29079563
What? When?

>>29077686
Full nelson

Who are >we watching right now cumbies?
I need a stream and idk what one to pick.

>>29079969
I'm waiting for my daughterwife
Fuck off with your offtopic bait

>>29074040
Xcom 2

>>29080030
Weird bait >>29079562

>>29079969
Anya

>>29079657
Last Minecraft stream she asked us if we had a frog in our pockets or if we were happy to see her

>>29079969
I am watching this one right now, she's a cute girl you should give her a try
https://youtu.be/ZWf-QkldTQQ

I just ordered Gura birthday merch because she's so beautiful and kind, and it looks like a nice set.

>>29079969
I don't really watch other girls desu

>>29080367
Never herd of her.
Seems cute. Wonder why it says I've had her membership for nearly two years now?

>>29079969
Kobo is being cute

>>29074040
I'd rather she play the og RE4 instead of the Remake she will play for sure.

I'm glad Gura loves me, because god knows I'll never be able to get a girl otherwise. Every time I try I am reminded of this fact.

>>29080030
I wonder what this kind of person is called? Someone so dedicated to the thread being terrible at all times they get mad at posts that they could just ignore.
I don't think a lot of them are Gura antis so..../ggg/ antis?
Why don't you post something you want to talk about then bud? Make a cute senario larp or something and ask people what they would do.

>>29077686
cowgirl position

>>29080864
Go back, the only ones "ruining" this general is retarded tourists like you who think it's fine to discuss other girls and streams here

>>29080767
Why don't you just plan on marrying Gura like I do?
>>29080864
ggg is so cute that it has its own antis dedicated to it without any context to Gura
sounds like a believable rrat

>>29080030
This

>>29081003
t. unironic /ggg/ anti

>>29081108
>wanting /ggg/ to stay on topic and exclusively discuss Gura is somehow a bad thing
Where the fuck do you retards come from?

If Gura decided to jerk off all the chumbies and the one who lasts longer will be her husband. How long would you last until you chum and what would you do to avoid chumming?

>>29079969
Im watching Matsuri.
I'm kind of suprised Gura and her have never collabed even after doing the song cover together so long ago

Gura wet the bed again Anon...

>>29081252
Gura's wrists hurt this is a mean scenario
plus there's enough chumbies with performance issues based on age that they might never chum
Of course I would chum, and probably almost instantly

>>29081205
This you?
The main issue is you being a relentless cunt instead of just posting something about Gura instead. But here you are still going and bitching while dragging down the entire vibe of the thread before you posted.

>>29081334
Why do you keep posting the shitty traced version?

>>29081484
Go back you fucking tourist

>>29081252
I'll think of the visuals and smell of the larvae filled rat i accidentally stepped on as a kid making it literally pop with larvae gushing out.

Either that or listen to Kiara talk.

>>29081490
I don't think it's traced but it's clearly copied.
I agree yours is way better though.

>>29081603
stop coping, that's a literal hackjob trace performance no good shit tier worthless artist fuck you

>>29081582
This but M*ri

what the hell kind of shark eats strawberries, burgers and vegan meat lovers pizza