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AN ACTUAL OJI
MARKIPLIER
>I CAN TAKE 10 NIGGASin a fight?
HELLO EVERYBODY
OJISANCHADS
he doesn't sound like he's 40 years old...
>AN ACTUAL OJISAN
HOLY FUCK IT'S MARKIPLIER
CHRIST ALMIGHTY WE GOT AN ACTUAL OJI-SAN
this one
>>29020775
Oh no he's cute....
cute boomer
h-he is kinda cute bros...
>speaks for the first time>bae's shaky "oh god..."
>>>
OH NO HE'S AN OJI WITH A HOMO LISP
Oh hey, he actually sounds white.
He sounds fat
>>29020608Just wait when they tease Epsilon at the end of the collab
>>29020911I hope he means fight
ITSHIM
IT'S HIM
literally Markiplier
IT'S MARKET PLIER
He has just the voice you'd expect from his model
sounds like a typical 90s burger dad
I love the clock and the snake!
HE'S SWEATING
He sounds like a pedophile
>I can handle 10 peopleAt once?
https://youtu.be/yZsHevkPjYI Girls are streaming you can watch
he can handle 10 dicks at the same time...
>nervous Oji-san
Ojisan...
I love Ina!
Matsuri is cute!
biggg face
Vesperbros Alucard is a little...
ROOFLEMONGER???
>>29020914What does he sound like then?
It’s fucking sseth
I was hoping for Max0r...
Is he the orc dude?
IT'S ACTUALLY HIM
he has a lisp
>>29020685No. Flare is not for you or anyone else in this thread. She's for me and me alone
>>29020685Surely there's no such things as Flare lewds
oh he kisses penis you can hear it
He's got a lisp...
It's not sseth...
>A-Chan wants Mori to rap to this songholy shit, what did Mori do to this woman
I like this guy already
ES EL
Swell scene
Sounds like an ojisan. This one's shipping with Gura.
ES EL!!!!!!!!
4/4 HOMOS
kiar....all alone......
Is that fucking ProZD?
HE IS ABOUT TO CRY
Google translate sounding ass
His rigging isn't as bad as I thought from the first preview desu.
Sounds like my uncle...
cute nervous wreck
this is cute
its's ogre....
IT'S HIM 100%
MARKIMOOOOOO
So we just found out that Axel is infatuated with YAGOO, which means he's definitely the most dangerous Holostar EN member because everyone knows that YAGOO belongs to the people and not a single man, especially a man with an end card like that good lord. Now that we've pushed him aside, we can finally find out what this vampire dude named Noir is about because he's up to bat with the debut. Based on his tweets you would take a guess that he's an ojisan just like you guys but...tweets can be very deceiving.Watchalong: https://youtu.be/Y_8NBITAdgMAxel: https://youtu.be/JRTOfhbdbn0Noir: https://youtu.be/SBQtnouQqgYIf you wish to run away from the Holostar watchalong then you're in luck because Koyori's here to rescue you from this purgatory that is A-Chan flexing her eigo skills with Ollie charging her charge rifle and Bae learning what the hell a bingo is. She's even in a vulnerable state because not only did she lose all her money gambling on chocobos in the Golden Saucer, but she tried gambling again along with fellow canine holo Fubuki and also lost everything. It was kino. She'll be spending this game time actually going through the story though so prepare for some precious reactions and genuine interest in the stuff she reads.https://youtu.be/yZsHevkPjYI
Does anybody else hear the slight gay accent in his voice?
ITS THE ORC VTUBER!!!
Guy has a weird lisp
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1551026349011132416https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1551026349011132416https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1551026349011132416
>not shroudfucking dropped this entire gen
ITS ACTUALLY HIM YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
WHO THE FUCK IS HIM
sounds like a normal dude?
THEY'RE ALL FUCKING GAY
>already rantingkino
Nervous ojisan
>le rabbit hole
>>29021018CHUMBUDS WATCH OUT
shy oji-san
>This guy straight up sounds like my professor>Talks about books Holy shit he really is an old man?
what is he talking about
>>29020960
>>29021035hm21
this dude speaks like mumei wtf
>>29021021they take turns
no...
NO ES EL
oh god he's stuttering so much
>>29021049I would kneel to the core of the earth
Was afraid the voice wouldn't fit.
>>29021012CUTE
HEém,S BLACK
>>29021108
HE IS /OUR/ GUY SCREENCAP THIS
>Ojisan laughcute
He's got a lisp
Is he finally the gaymer autist we needed?
>>29021154OH NO NO NO NO
>>29021114Holy shit, I can fucking hear it...
>>29021154Discord... daddy
>>29021108>gay guy furry
>>29021108>better bae based
homo lisp
>books
He's hurting
AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IHATEYOU
>>29021079please Anon... sauce...
>>29021035Me too!
My CIA programming made my eyes glow like the Iron Giant when he said rabbit hole
>>29021108>Axel literally Towa
Okay, starting off with mild spaghetti already, lets see how he does.
this motherfucker is going to fuck your books
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1551026349011132416https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1551026349011132416https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1551026349011132416OVER
>>29021154AME LOG OUT FOR AN HOUR PLEASE
I want to give this guy a wedgie and shove him into a locker
>>29021108>yagoo gay guyheeee
>we're getting an EN ojisan before an EN hag
>>29021147Right here Ayamefriend!
i can't understand a single thing based
Oh shit is that you Manly?
Humuhumu...
He just sounds like some dude
>>29021154HOLY BASED AME
Is this what books feel like?
>>29021154ew
HE'S THE BFE OF THE GROUPI LOVE HIM ALREADY
BROOOO I FUCKING MISSED YOU
>>29021154jesus christ ame
ITS UNIRONICALLY MARKIPLIER
Guys I think this might be a woman with a very good voice changer.
This nigga sounds like microsoft sam
>#Vesper_debut in title>#noir_debut on stream
>>29021154what the fuck is a discord dad??????
Regis contain yourself you manwhore
His low voice is pretty good, but the lisp, despite him apparently working hard to mask it, is a bit distracting
>>29020996>158copu ando sneedo
>>29021035I love Ina too!
I like this guy, he feels normal.
He's cute
>>29021108>Axel literally gay guy furry
>>29021260your mom
>>29021063Too busy making Elden Ring Part 3 while gathering even more Vtubers to voice act after VShojo
This guy is 35 and a current or former smoker
>>29021154AMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29021154kek what is Ame even on about
>>29021154>Discord DadWhat? The only way I can interpret that is as groomer
it's like mumei debut...
>>29021154OHNONONONO TEAKEKS DONT LOOK
>>29021154I think ame is doing it on purpose kek
>>29021116ur uncle gay
he'll have zero no tsukaima on his anime list trust me
>>29021147Ayamefriend, I'm sorry but I think I'm no longer after you. I think Vesper is the one for me. Please understand
>>29021154Amelier wants an older discord daddyso you're saying 75% of this thread has a chance???
I WANT TO GROOM THIS CUTE OJISAN
THE LIGHTBRINGER?
zug zug
>>29021281Teasharts...
>>29021237>>29021204>>29021181>>29021018hes literally me
>>29021281AME NO
He’s the Gura of the group, calling it now
>>29021147Opinion on noir being an actual old man?
>>29021108>axel literally gay guy
>>29021281Wtf is a discord dad?
Why can't he pronounce scholar properly
Holy shit this guy is actually spilling his spaghetti all over the place. That's kind of precious.
He has a faggot lisp
HANG IN THERE VESPER YOU FUCK
>>29021201BAE IS WINNING
>>29021154Did she just call him a discord mod?
This guy is a cute ojisan.
>no yuropoorsmaybe HomoEN isn't so bad
>>29021062sounds like it, yeah. Looks like the predictions for altare, magni and vesper were spot on.
>>29021340He's... dumb...
>>29021089Maybe Eugene was Mori's training partner for the rimming arc
>>29021230>HEém,S BLACKoui oui le niggeur
>>29021154Ame just fucking stop... you're digging yourself deeper and deeper...
He's so nice...
I don't think I will be able to see the collab, I can currently see a wall of black clouds full of lighting incoming at me
Es el?
HE IS ANOTHER GAY LIKE REGIS
He sounds like a gay black oji-san
>>29021108>male KiaraISRAEL
>>29021343it's nervous, watch Reine's first stream and compare to like two weeks later
>>29021368This guy is at least 40
>>29021337
This is a more tolerable amount of gay lisp than blue has.
>>29021154>KEKEKEAme is Korean?!
bae is soaking
You cant simply promisse to read the comments of each of 30k people
I gotta stand it to /stars/ jesus christ.
Okay let me reiterate my request so my intentions are clearer:Please post your finest Flare lewds, so that my >numbers of them can improve. For hagposting purposes of course.
>>29021154absolutely based Ame
We're in, Fauname bros
>>29021154>Discord daddyAme is completelly out of line now
>>29021154TEAKEKS
>>29021154jesus christ ame i know you're doing it on purpose but jesus
>>29021108>Axel debut>People are just talking about bae and Kiara...
>>29021199i'm sorry nijibro
>>29021154He’s a groomer??
>TEA SETESELLA
nervous_laughter.mp3
>>29021154Ame please...
>Going back to read the live chatDYRBI
>HELLOOOOO MY NAME'S VESPER NOIR
>28DYRBI
>28OJISAN AAAAAHHHHHH
>>29021154shitposting ame my beloved
I'm really liking him and I don't know why. I have a father..
ALL THE HOMOSTARS ARE GAY WE ARE SAFE BROS
>academic advisor
>>29021281What did she actually mean by this
>>29021361>350kek
>>29021361>350Yeah me
>>29021281What the fuck is "discord dad"
>28NOT OLD ENOUGH
HE IS A DORK, A DORK I SAY
Another luck shitter...
this is already 100 times better than the furry austrian homo man
>>29021486oh nyo
>>29021048Kizuna Matsuri is sexy.
>oji>28I'm 32...
>hiring a literal Oji-sanWhy did they do it?
>>29021108>gay guy furryAxel…
>jag off of all trades>max inthes the real hero
I like him.......
>>29021161They gonna fick my oshi, astel...
>>29021154>>29021486AME WHAT THE FUCK
SHIT STATS
This dude seriously wants to read every chat comment
>>29021154DISCORD WHORE ENERGY KEKEKE #AMELIVE
>>29021400TURN OFF ADBLOCK
>rapierHE'S A RAPIST!?
>INT build
>>29021147Right here, friendThese debuts were fun, but I'm mostly looking forward to Shuba playing more Tales
>>29021154Someone please take her keyboard away
>>29021154This is worse than Mr. Hands, because Mori didn't know what that was?
>28ogey
>189It's OVER
>28ojisan...
>RapierHE'S A RAPIST?
>I guess I'm 28>Don't ask whykek
>>29021579they're not real ages
>>29021486>Ame literally called him a child predatorMY FUCKING SIDES
He reminds me of Kronii
>>29021581same reason they hire hags
OH SHIT HE'S ACTUALLY AN OJI SAN
>tea
AN ACTUAL OLD MANHOLY BASED
My hopes: Kierkegaard analysisMy expectations: Ace Attorney playthrough
>I guess I'm 28I should say that too
orc made it...
>>29021486Noir is based?????
>>29021154Ame what?"Discord daddies" is literally just a term for groomers
>>29021337You've never been in a discord server with a older dad dude with a family?
He's an actual ojisan...
>An actual ojisan
>>29021486Based.
Hey!I'm 28!There's nothing wrong with being 28!
Oji san...
Ojibud
>All rounderBUUUUUH lame
>>29021154lmao teamates are cucked
>2 of the homos are taller than meIt's over...
>>29021463anon you sound so cringe
>>29021486Well Gura will be happy then
>>29021579Ojimate...
>reading his own card like it's his first time reading it
>>29021204its fine mag was worse at the start. im sure their confidence will ramp up mid stream
>28Omega-chama?
>>29021154Ame right now
>>29021662its a pretty good line
>>29021561elon musk elden ring build
what's the male term for christmas cake in japanese?
>>29021154discord... dad?
>>29021154Jesus teacucks.... It's not looking good...
>>29021486MY FUCKING SIDES AME
This guys build is literally me.
Oh he doesn't have minmaxed stats, an actual even spread. >Stealing Marine's shtickMmm...not feeling this one.
>>29021502I'll take any opportunity to hagpost
WHO FUCKING DAD IS THIS?
i hope Noir will cover this with Aruran sometimes https://youtu.be/rkEHHJ0RTrE
>>29021534He sounded honest enough that I believe he'll try it once and then give up when he realizes what he's getting into.
this guy is probably my age and i'm in my late 30s
he shares birthday with who??
He sounds like gay Kenny Lauderdale
Fine, I’ll watch the homosSana’s final wish…
>>29021154>>29021486Ame is fucking RUTHLESSBased
>the oldest>the most awkward
>>29021630Kapp
MANAGER HATE
>>29021154>>29021486OH NONONONO HE IS A CHUMBUD
>doesn't minmaxHe's a PvEonly fag...
>>29021599>>29021486These girls are KILLING these boys
>>29021387Of coure ojisans would be attracted to ojisans.>>29021416You guys finally have someone you can understand and can spiritually bond with. You old bastards must be ecstatic right now.
>>29021281The fuck is a discord dad? Men over 30 use discord?
oh lord he's about to crumble to dust
Marine in shambles.
He has a fat guy voice, I can tell he's 200+ pounds
>>29021486Ame...
Gura must be gushing wet right now.
>>29021079need
his rigging look kinda weirdalso>HE'S JUST LIKE MEEEEEEEE
>>29021676>There's nothing wrong with being 28LOL LMAO
>>29021669What fucking servers are you hanging out in?
>>29021672just like me..
28 IS NOT OJISAN AGE
All 4 members of Tempus are different combinations of Sana and Fauna
Damn hololive fans are unhealthily obsessed with age jokes
>>29021684we can still manhandle all the female holos fellow 6 1 chad, were still gonna make it
>189cm You are taller than him, right?
>>29021502
>>29021689damn never watched a Gura stream?
Chronie 2 ah ah ah
>>29021676shut up hag
>>29021154>>29021486Kek
>>29021147>up to batYou little shit.
GAY RAPIST
>28>That sigh>Says he doesn't care about his birthday and forgets about it Kek this guy at least 40
>>29021748Just like me fr fr...
why couldn't I have been the scholar guy? I got my phd when I was 24
This guy has a gay lisp
Shitting on management. Based
>>29021748he's trying his best to keep up with the times
>>29021768>438kek
hope you guys like biking and tea
>>29021154>>29021667>>29021486If it was Kiara I would just think she's being ESL but WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN AME
>>29021809anon... I'm 28 and literally an uncle
>>29021676Sure there isn't chumbud
>>29021062>>29021451>>29021152>>29021670Was this orc guy actually good?
I'm 28! I'm not old!
>Mori calls one a horsefucker>Ame calls the other a groomer
>>29021809He's very obviously older than that baka
he seems like the only non-dumbass
He sounds like a chumbud
>>29021774You're still waiting on the hag of EN right?
>>29021486holy fuck
>>29021788retard.
>>29021260You did say pleasehttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/94539782
This guy sounds old for real
>>29021774I unironically am despite being 24, i'm an old soul. I hope you enjoy him
Wow... he's just like me...
>i came here to dispel that mythTICK TOCK MYTHKEKS
>>29021486>Ame trying to bury him alreadyWhat the fuck is her problem?
All of these guys are homos. Real homos.
>>29021827Astel is going to be so pissed today
He is just like me...
I can't imagine how fucking nerve wracking this would be.
>>29021486Jesus Ame and Mori are trying wreck these boys with these names
Oh no Axel is willfully dumb like Gura...
Is this oji-san voice or black voice?I can't tell...
>>29021925kek
>Height doesn't matterOnly lanklets say this
>>29021579I was about to say its ok im 33, then thought about it and remembered im 31
He kinda sounds like he's using a voice changer to be deeper
>>29021844ANALRAPIST
>>29021579The way he said it and how he mentioned not celebrating his birthday in a long time proves he's much older.
>>29021486HOLY FUCKING BASED AME
>>29021676ok gramps its time to get to bed
He's my favorite of the 4
So we got a Pizza dad and Vampire dad now?I wanna see collabs, Pizza dad is getting pretty good at English
I'm 29..
if this man could speak japanese he'd be a perfect collab partner for kuroboshi
>>29021630Mori absolutely knew
>>29021858>there are PhDbuds here
>>29021794>>29021835>>29021900I am NOT a hag, stop laughing at me. I still can get married.
we got our oji holo
>>29021890I was an uncle at 19, it's not a good metric
I LIKE HIM HE'S ALL RIGH!
>>29021856Actually 35
>doesn't know how to use twitterHe might be older than Mio...
I would really appreciate if he said send tweet it's been making me giggle for a while
https://voca.ro/1eWdIQn7ayyj
>>29021951Both
he kinda sounds like hana's dad (((from nijisanji)))
Is Mori know that her genmates like to bully these poor guys? They're acting like the Stacies they wish they were in high school
Why is the Dog an Himbo
This man is a male hag, AKA a geezer.
>>29021548kill yourself faggot
>>29021486hahahahaha, wtf ame
Ojisan is a vtuber now
>>29021486Ame holy shit, chill
>>29021833Yes, she wants to be groomed on discord
>>29021979I'm 30
>>29021925Oh no no no Mythsisters
Gotcha bitch!
okay this guy is kind of funny
>>29021960Funny I have to remind myself I am 33.
DAD LOVE THAT'S WHAT IT IS
>>29021154
>>29021591Astella, stay strong..
>>29021981Just you wait
>does not like or understand the purpose of TwitterWTF HE'S LITERALLY ME
>>29021915She's a bit slow, but that's just rude.
This guy sounds gay too.. he even has the homo lisp..
>he's been observing axelIs there anything else you'd like to admit you fucking homo?
Ok that was funny
kek okay i like this fucker he's alright
>his debut>talking about his genmateits ruined. already doomed to be the least popular one
>debut>spend half of it talking about the guy that came before youThis fucker is nervous as all hell.
>>29021866No, its less of a gay lisp and more of a "tongue tie" lisp. It happens when you don't clip the tie at a young age. I had to take speech therapy when I was a kid and there were a couple of kids who had that issue.
>>29021768>370We'll be the judge of that JOP
>>29021963really did in the beginning. it's less pronounced now, it probably corrected stronger in the beginning because your voice gets higher when nervous
>>29021979I'm 33
>>29021951he sounds very white. he could be a well bred black man
Finally... EN Aruran...
>the JIG uhh, isnt that word kind of yab these days?
best one so far
>boomer doesn't understand twitter or tiktokmy guy
With this Tempus actually has a wide spread of characters
install a chat filter ojisan...
>>29021890>>29022014I literally became an uncle when I was 5...
>I'm not good at twitter>I don't understand what it's for>He's afraid his slides won't workGuesses on how actaully old this guy is?
He already seems less nervous nowHe's kinda speaking enthusiastically and with energy and a sense of humor in some random silly storiesHappened so quick
BASED
I like this nigga
are none of them really gonna talk about taste in hentai?hopefully later
>>29021981krbs...
>shootHe's good
>the jig is upthere's no way this guy wasn't born in 1910
he's smart and likeable but I'm not sure if his streams will be very engaginghopefully it's just debut neves
He's kinda cute sisters...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFtcLJVN8yg
>>29021903Socially awkward 30 something yeard old wageslave. Generally a pretty cool dude
>>29022069
YOUNG MAN
i turn 28 in a few days...
>>29022077I'm 32
>>29022109Still sounds actually gay though
Young Man
>>29022069Fuck off
Aight, I got the read on this guy:>extremely nervous tendencies, developed through his life living with a lisp>opens up in his comfort zone, and speaks very fast, passionate and loud when he's excited about somethingIt's endearing in a way, but we'll see
Femanons, do any of the homos make you wet based on what you've seen so far? Or at least a bit intrigued?
>>29021858And how's life anon? Is it true that a phd opens all the doors for success?
He's got the voice of a whistleblower.What is he hiding?
>>29021992I was also a child musical prodigy but I still got rejected LET'S GO
>>29021154KEK, ACTUALLY CALLING HIM A GROOMER
>>29022144Not as old as me, but close.
>>29021108>better BaeThis one makes more sense
Regis for the ultra gays and fujosMagni for the brosAxel for the wom*nNoir for the people with daddy issues
HE'S JUST LIKE ME
kek, this fucking dude
wtf
Why do people even use Twitter? Facebook is better in every single field
>>29022127Hopefully he's even half as cool
>>29022125Why? I just bought one for my switch
This guy's kinda stupid ain't he?
>CampfireGUYS
>he's a peelerHOLY BASED
>literally a single like and dislikeSOVL
>"I'll get you yet, young man">all three girls go "oooh~"Damn, he does it so naturally
>Pizza Papa and Vampire Papa collabMy manovaries would not handle it...
BUY BUY BUY
>>29022136s-shota ojisan?!
>>29022143Is this the fastest someone's gotten over debut nervousness?
What the fuck these are too specific
>>29021017AGAIN KOYORI? YOU BITCH YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
this fucker is super boring
>these likes and dislikesChrist this guy is a boomer
A MAN OF CULTURE I SEE
THIS NIGGA IS OLD
>campfireYep, I found my Oji-san.
THIS FUCKING GUY
LINUS TECH TIPS?!
he eats ass all day
>>29022144Didn't he just say 28?
>likes and dislikesactually based
>>29022104Counterpoint: he is not the orange one.
>what do i like?>dont worry about it
>>29021951black gay oji-san if I've ever heard one
uhhh I think he's a vampire
Finally a likes and dislikes section that gets to the point
>>29022191>>29022216S-sugoi...
This man is based
>>29022204I turn 30 during Sana's graduation
>>29021581Finally a fellow ojisan, she sounds way younger then me
Campbros we're in!
this guy is a boomer
I recently discovered there was some film I hadn't peeled off on my 2 year old tv.
>peeling the plastic off of new electronics equipmentAM I ABOUT TO CONNECT EMOTIONALLY WITH A HOMO OVER THIS?
Am i the only zoomie here? What are you old disease ridden skinbags doing here? Go pay taxes or something
is he a fucking autist?
based likes and dislikes
HE EATS COCK
Dafuq is this autism
He's '28' because he's a vampire you fucking retards
OJISAN I LOVEYOU
/ourguy/
HE LIKES EATING DICKS AND DOESN'T WANT TO CONFESS
>>29021955No, >we say it doesn't matter once you hit 6ftt. lanklet
He feels most human out of them. I guess I'll watch him.
I leave it on
Alright, subbed.
I feel that this guy will be a gold mine of involuntary comedy
>>29022308When he seen it he sighed and said "Guess I'm 28"
This guy is a boomer unironically, I love him
Finally they got a boomer for this gen
based autist
Haha, I'm 31 years old.
I will need to see his media tastes before I declare him a based ojisan/boomer.
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHI'M GONNA PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLL
>>29022217So he's an autistic but wise ojisanI will now watch this man
>>29022281>its Linus
this guy might be a vampire...
careful dude. like that.
>>29021154Did Kiara teach Ame to say kek?
>already telling storiesoji...
>>29022244Okay, all I need now is to see his list of gamesIf it's good, he's my EN man for sure
IT'S LINUS IT'S HIM
I bit the corner of my phone and cracked it as a joke
oh nyo he's autistic
PC building stream!
This guy seems ok
>>29022356he's just like me....
This man is autistic
>>29021903he was good. i am glad he made it
"""Kinda based"""it was a mistake teaching the masses these words
>>29021154pfft haahahahahahah teamates
Peeling that shit off. Aw yeee, I know that feel bro.
What do you call a male hag?
hope he and pizza dad would do a gun asmr together
I miss going to fires with friends. Damp wood was never that hard to get going.
>peels the plastic filmSo he's not Asian
WHAT THE FUCK IM STARTING TO LIKE HIM
>>29022436YOU MOTHERFUCKER MY COFFEE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>29021486what the FUCK did ame mean by this
BASED AUTISTIC UNCLE
LINUS TECH TIPS MADE IT IN
This guy radiates Old Man energy
WAIT I'M GOING TO BUY
I fucking hate his lisp.
Dude sounds like he'll keep kayfabe to bare minimum
>>29022385meds
Uncle Nowa ah ah ah ah ah the vagina of my heart is wet
>>29022227Are you asian?
>>29022438meds
I bet Vesper can peel the plastic film off a condom package pretty well hehehehehh (I am not a woman)
>>29022356>he doesnt like to peel film
>>29021657Hags are sexy though.>>29021579I turned 34 two weeks ago.
>all of itholy shit
IT'S MARQUES BROWNLEE
C-cute
alright this guy is pretty based
>>29022357WHATS???
so gay = regisbi = magnihetero = axel and vesper
>https://twitter.com/bbbbungle/status/1551028023176175620?s=20&t=EnIG1EZG_eAUjk4m9A_rAAWhat the fuck does this Gurame artist know that I don't?
>>29021486>Ame straight up calls him a chumbudAME NOOOOOOOO
>>29021979Hey~Me too
Wtf this guy is basedPlease tell me him and Dez will be brotubers
I'm an oji-san, and this guy makes me feel like a zoomer.
oh shit he's autistic just like me...
>>29022487Geezer, I think.
>>29022223Magni's voice is almost deep enough but not quiteVesper's voice is deep enough but slightly too animated and gay lispy to do it for meOh it's hot when he's getting excited though
>>29022224Idk, I got my phd in astrophysics but I dont really care for it. I really want to do music full time or join holostars but that won't happen I guess
>>29021581Oji-san/dad energy controls the room and keeps people in line without him saying a word.The original tard wrangler tactics
Based old man.
I like this guy unironically. Dropping mag for chinnigan.
He just had a flashback and nutted at that moment
This guy's lisp is kinda cute...
>INT chads are based>DEX and STR keks are boringwow who could have thunk
>>29022441And has always been a shitposter, she just keeps it reeled in a lot of the times.
>>29022487Gramps? Grandpa?
Weird kink
>>29021108>yes please mori gay
Popping the little plastic bubbles is better. Fight me.
HOLY AUTISM
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDD
alright this ojisan is TOO BASED
>>29022424hehehhe, same.....
>>29022244Literally my dad
>>29022343I'm 18
>>29022522Teach him how to mask it Fauna
This guy is chill, he's my favorite by far.
It's been a while since I saw that much spaghetti on a debut.Godspeed, old man, you're doing great.
i hope i don't become this when i get to oji-san age
This man's pretty a-peeling
My balls are also getting bigger.
Now he needs to be a League player and he's my oshi
dont the holos with the worst debut eventually become the best one over time?
>>29021154My candy...
>>29022249Porn, nigga. Show me lolis getting creamed in every hole on fucking Facebook.
This guy is great.
I actually like this guy, he's chill.
He's fucking cumming at the thought of peeling plastic films
Hearing this guy talk about this while he fucking looks like this is hilarious
ok i like the lispy autistic grandpa
>thread full of astroturfingdisgusting...
Is this the autism vtuber?
IT'S LINUS TORVALDS
He sounds autistic
>>29022347Pretty relatable desu
>>29022487Oji-san
>autistic ojisanbros
TECH SUPPORT OJI-SAN
5ch, I kneel to your champion...
>>29022144he's almost exactly my age though I know how twitter works
He said he's 35 a year ago, so he's 36-37 now
>He doesn't like his jobHe really is an ojisan...
I'm surrounded by dusty old people
HE'S CUTE WTF
His lisp is sporadic but when it happens it's very noticeable.
>Blue has huge gay best friend energy>Magchad comes off as a sexually void person that read how straight people act in a Harlequin trash novel>Axl Rose is literally a gay furry>Alucard has a gay lispYou doubted his hires. Apologize.
>day jobTHEIR IMMERSION
It's curious that older guys can only fit the ojisan chuuba niche while 30 something hags are all pretending to be early 20's.
I was just joking about you guys spiritually connecting with this guy but you actually are aren't you.
this guy forgot about the kayfabe
Bros... I'm relating to him... Am I... becoming gay?
>>29022686You dont?
He's the only one apart from Magni who sounds sincere, he's keeping it real.The others were too neat and clean.
Now hololive has an Oji wage slave. Just like NijiJP.
this dude has a day job
https://youtu.be/awf5tZoiugYWait a second...
This is based
>Goes on random stories and tangents on a whimYep, he's approaching his 40s.
It's right next to him
>>29022526no.
OH NO NO VESPERKEKS THIS IS YOUR OSHI?
https://twitter.com/pakosun/status/1551028395001073664
he actually is a wageslave
>>29021486WTF AME, ROOD
Kayfabe Score: Absolute 0
>Holostars not my day jobUhhhhh based?
>>29022672>848 KEK
HE FUCKING KEPT IT
>>29022672>848[Unicorn Emoji] [Knife Emoji]
>This guys is a super boomer and autistic as fuck I will watch this guy
>just tangenting about absolutely nothing for 15 minutes in his debut?
>>29021979I'm turning 30 in November...
AIGHT THIS NIGGA BASED
this dude can smell ants
>work talk nowholy OJISAN
>>29021154Lol
what a fucking autist this is great
He even has a license
A rambling oji. Finally, a good fucking streamer.
If you like your work why'd you be paid to do it?
This man 100% works in IT
He's already going on an autistic rant...
>>29022183>>29022475Seems he had some pleasant responses, I can understand itHe seems like a nice guyThe "smug sephiroth vampire scholar" aesthetic feels kind of like a debuff for the chill calm bro personality I'm feeling from him
>>29022672i don't get it, why does 5ch like him? is it the chin?
>>29021917Bush too small.
he has aspergersi have aspergersWE ARE
thats...thats a cute story
>5-6 yearsJesas. I like this guy
>>29022652itll happen to you too
I'm sorry but I can't think anything cool of this guy with that lisp
>>29022556Probably a minor indie tuber that drew the Golden Ticket to Yagoo's Streaming Company.
>>29022770
>>29022667No fuck off, don't ruin him.
>Your IT guy at work became a vtuber
Holy tangent
>>29022436Which Linux distribution is he streaming on right now?
Actual autism
Ball will not betray me...
>old guy venting about his it day jobNice
Oh god he's an actual, honest to god pure and absolute autist.I fucking love this.
i can feel ollies vagina drying up as we speak
>>29022792Damn, sucks. I guess that's why you got rejected
>>29022672>729ojisan..
oh no... he's cute...
aspergers dracula seems cool
>>29022747You're probably older than all of your cats put together
>>29022757VAMPIRES CANT BE OUT IN THE SUN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
5ch was right...
>>29022587Well, that's pretty based. Keep it up.
DON'T LIE TO ME OJISAN
>>29022770I'm not really connecting with him, it just feels comfy listening to this ojisan.
>>29022543fortnite and mark ass brownie
Holy shit he's me
Same...
what the hell is happening
>>29022223Magni
Already looking forward to his streams, doubt zoomers will like him though so hope he can deal with the onslaught of them calling him a pedophile
>>29022797Homos cannot assume they'll earn enough just from being a chuuba
>>29022769No, but you are getting old.
This weird plastic story selling anyone else on this dude? It's kind of endearing ngl.
>>29022755I hope you and him die in the most painful way imaginable
It was better back then...
HOLY FUCKING KEK
Does he know this is a debut?
wtf this dude about lmao
>>29022772based, some chuubas make it work but for most the faster they move away from it the better
>>29022698shut up nigger astrogirl is good
>>29022882better than an apexfag
>>29022556Who cares. I'm going to marry her.
>keeps a plastic ball in his car for 6 yearsWHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DUDE BRUH LMAOOO
Yagoo, you've struck gold.
Yagoo really hired an autistic jaded Oji-san in his 30s for homostars huh
>>29022854Supporting fellow ojis
this guy isnt scoring any of the girls with this talkwere safe..
finally a homo that isn't shit
This dude just like me fr fr
Holy shit this whole story was a message for life. I kneel
>>29021803Raid servers.
>Are ya winning Noir?
He just like me... Fr fr...
bless this retard
Imagine being older than 25
>>29022776your oshi is the least real of them all
>>29022770yes, i am mesmerized by an actually normal person in a gen full of cringe
>>29022769it's ok because he is an old man
this is the most autistic story I've ever heardalright I'll save him
>>29022770STOP BULLYING ME AYAMEFRIEND
finally get a hag in EN, it's a male hag. AN OJISAN
wish he didn't have the lisp but I quite like him so far, I like his enthusiasm
>>29022888Fucking Matt, i hate you
Deep down I always knew the average poster here was around 30 years old...
Hes just like me
This dude's gonna have kino zatsudons about wagie life
HE'S HAPPY
>>29022784what the fuck isnt this one of the trash taste goons? 3 million subs? i thought they were 3views at best
>>29022672>Kari-san's male versionHoly shit he's right...
>Segways
what the fuck lmao
He's just like me...
sudden gap moe
i love him
He's so genuine...
Oh god he's so cute...
Okay he's cute
KEK
MY MAN'S GOING OFF
he's magging
HE'S ADORABLE I LOVE HIM ALREADY
Alright this guy's winning me over
AYYIIIIIEEEEE WE'RE GOING OFF-SCRIPT
HOLY FUCK HES CUTE
Ollie found someone she needs to protect.
AS A HOLOSTAR LET'S FUCKING GOOO
i-is he ok?
He's so cute, I love him
is he going to cry
Noir...
He's marking out for his own gimmick
Oh my god he's so fucking cute
kek this autist
Kek he's happy
bros...he's so happy...
Alright, I like this guy.
Yeah, this man is based.
HOLY SOVL
I love this guy.
>>29021108>Mori gayDAMN YOU KIARA YOU ORANGE FUCK
HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE
spaghettieverywhere
Cute Jii-san
He's having so much fun
I FUCKING LIKE THIS GUY NOW
PROTEC THE AUTISTIC OJISAN
c-cute...
He's so cute
Ojisan... cute?????
He's the best
?????????He's losing it
What is going on
>he loves hololiveis he gonna cry mid stream
Stop being so genuine, the only people on the internet are snakes and retards
This guy is black
I'm happy for big man
Alright I’m moving to 5ch boys
He seems like a chill fellow. Only male from this group who doesn't come off as a blatant faggot (yet)
I like him. He seems so happy to be here
HYPED OJI
>10 minute plastic wrap tangent
??????????????????????
OK I will subscribe to this guy 100%
t-this guy is dropping all his spaghetti. bless him.
>ojisan>nerd>autstic>purepretty basado amigo
Cute wageslave Ojisan...
I like this guy so much wtff im gay?
This guy is so happy to have made it
he made it....
I genuinely like this guy so far.
What is he talking about?
aw fuck i need to watch this guy
>I'm so happy to be herefuck my heart melted
Alright I'm happy for this homo
>>29022711>goes into a 30 minutes rant about how shit cover's app is
alright hes /ourguy/
Bros....I'm glad he made it in...
Man this guy is human. Feels real.
what the fuck is he talking about?
Nooo all the spaghetti spilled
Based oji san
I love this dude
okay this dude is a loserbased
Noir... I can save you...
>nigga spending 10 mins of his debut talking about plastic film
Im happy for this dude.
>he hates his jobhe's just like me...
This fucking Oji-san...
Fuck... fine.
HE MADE IT!
OK this dude kinda cute
The JOPs knew who'd be the best girl.
This ojisan is pretty adorable....
The SOVL... I'm really coming around to him
Okay, he's based
Oooo, debut unhingedness. That's a rare one.>He kept the ball of plasticwtfHE MADE IT BROS
MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT
this guy has no fucking filter whatsoever
What the heck? He's cute...
Nice, something to actually make him seen endearing.
HE'S A MENHERA
He's based as fuck
Oh no he's cute
holy shit genuine enthusiasm he's going to dissuade so many of the zoomers lmao
i can't hate him. bros.....shinove picked some good dudes
BASED WHOLESOME UNCLE
I didn't think I would tear up over a debut
>>29022770y-yeah...
I want this guy to collab with Aruran so fucking bad
JESAS WTF IS GOING ON
I think he's my favorite out of the 4 of them
>>29022993apex is just as bad, literally any competitive multiplayer game is boring as shit to watch
Now praise the HomoJPs. DO IT NOW, GIVE ME HOPE FOR THIS BRANCH!
Ahh fuck he's cute as fuck...
I like this guy the most
He's...he's adorable...
what is happening am I having a stroke
I'm gonna cry, dammit, he's so cute...
Jesus, this is cringe and gay as fuck
CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE
holy shit this guy
You know what, i actually wish the best for this autistic ojisan
Holy shit if a IT guy can be a homostar, what the fuck am I doing with my life.
Unconcentrated Kino right here
im gonna member this nigga day 1
THIS GUY SIGNED UP TO BE WITH HIS OSHIGUESS HIS OSHI
I like him, he's trying so hard to not let out how happy he is to be there
YAGO YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN
This is the happiest he has felt in his life
This is the most soulful debut I've ever seen
I like him
I never doubted the scouting team
Fuck magfaggot, this guy is the way
Based he is not acting
Alright, this man is cute
my RP!!!
He's breaking down bros...
This guy's too genuine to dislike
I want to protect this ojisan.
Femanons, pussy status?
MOE OVERLOADMOE OVERLOADMOE OVERLOADMOE OVERLOAD
Okay 5chan was right, hes best
God bless this pure Oji-san
he did it
Homoantibrochadkeks.... It's OVER
i love this guy
>>29023327>914My fucking sides are in orbit
He sounds like someone who auditioned just to get close to gura.
>>29022755You and your hires can eat shit
>>29023321He's almost literally an EN Aruran, so that would be amazing
oioioi this guy legitmately worries mehe better grow a thicker skin, because Vtubing is pain peko
>>29023327What the fuck they watch Kaela?
subbed
Bros...I'm actually enjoying watching this guy. He feels so relatable...
>>29022757>>29022923>he doesn't have a protective auraNGMI
>>29023182He's just like me...
>>29023247>this guy is human
This is one of the most soulful EN debuts period
Only tolerable one.Seems harmlessGoodluck to himNot gonna watch males though
Lmao I want to marry this dude
I can't hate him...why is this ojisan so cute
>>29023327>851Okay that got a lol
>>29023399Aruran
do you rike it?
>SnSAAAAAAHHHHHH
is he black?
>>29022343I'm a massive autist and can't do jack shit on my own.
Lmao I can't hate this guy he's too genuine
AAAAA I'M GONNA SAAAAAAVEE
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1551029333581475840https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1551029333581475840https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1551029333581475840
He's a mom...
The joy of a man who has escaped the wagie cage...
If he does endurance streams he might just be able to fill the beeg sized void in my heart…
5ch is spot on, he's the best
>>29023435my ovaries have exploded
>Desmond is a date rapist who drugs everyone he drinks withBASED
>>29023399Gura 100%
>>29023435My heart pussy is melting if you're interested
2ch wins...fuck the Mag guy this dude right here is the way to go
If he can make it than (YOU) can too! NEVER GIVE UP!
>>29023327>850He knows what's up
>they found an english aruranalright omega you did good
Having this dude on in the background and he has a strong podcast voice. It feels like I'm listening to one.
my man made it... he escaped wagie hell...
he's gonna be swimming in fujo supachats right?
>>29022913Yeah>>29022587Thanks man I dont know what to really do now. desu I'm not used to being rejected so this is weird for me
>>29023435I like lolis but this dude is cute.Wouldnt fuck or watch but I like him and im glad he is here. He seems like a great hire.
>the chef of the groupyep, i trust this man
This is the Gura of Tempenis
>>29023327>899They understand him
Noir.. you can do it man. I believe in you.
>>29023327>851Fucking LEMAO
I can't tellis this guy the safest or more dangerous to be around my wife?
Fuck it, I love this guy. He will be great to just listen to him talking.
>>29023473kaela streams 12 hours a day its hard to not watch her during "dead" hours
well 3/4 of them were 2views so I guess the inevitable -95% viewership drop wont bother them and they look like good guys anyways
>>29023399Aruran?
>>29023435humidified
He is literally the Mumei of Holostars
>not making up some kind of persona just being genuine in his debutbased, i will member
This is actually grade-A stuff, not even a meme, he's got my sub
>>29023435Probably Sahara tier. This is the type of vtuber that gets an 80% male fanbase.
ANOTHER BROSHI LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
This dude is really good at this
>>29023327>914
Damn these homos are turning me into a reverse-unicornI don't want collabs with females where they just simp all over these bros of streamers...
>>29023452Fuck off tourist
Yagoo being a saviorfag again
Bros how do I get him to adopt me as his son?
>>29023512He saved another one
>>29023550>WAH
Magni and Noir being the best of the gen was surprising
>>29023321I don't think that amount of dad energy could be safe
>>29023512I fucking kneel yagoo sama
TANGENT KING 8 HOUR SUPACHA READING STREAMS INCOMING
This man. He's unironically one of us.
>>29023512yagoo....is this for me?
>tangeting this much during debutWhat?
>>29023550Ame...
>>29023605i trust him
Man I'm actually smiling watching this guy wtf
mag and ves are our boys?
WE'RE GOING PRIMITIVE
>>29023473It's hard not to, she streams more than she sleeps, she's a kind woman with a gentle voice and heart there's no reason to not watch at least an hour of her a day she's a quiet ID Koyori / Pekora
IM GONNA SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE
>>29023550>i didnt know what this meant>doesnt delete the tweetbased?
Wait... He actually goes camping? Holy fuck
>>29023550Ammers....
>>29023272MY BROTHER
>>29023512yes
>>29023475dude clearly works a soulcrushing job, this one may be harder work in the end but at least he has chance at having bros to work with
/out/bros, is he our vtuber?
>>29023550She'll still get away with it
ah fuck this guy was in 100% boy scoutsI think I'll check him out once in a while
>>29023638I CAN'T UNHEAR IT NOW FUCK
>>29023461Man he's literally (you)
I've been threadreading all debuts so far but I pulled up this guy's debut hes based
Why would a vampire need to start a fire?
>>29023550She's /here/ and laugh with us
>>29023550All these girls need someone to micromanage their twitter before they tweet anything
>>29023435I'm not going to make it
>>29023054What, really? Did you think they were leeching off Hololive? More like the other way around.
>>29023550Ame....
>>29023661welcome to the rabbit hole you never knew existed
KOTORFF11HOLY FUCK
>FNV>KOTORAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
holy megaboomer
man, i seriously did not expect having a dude so grateful to be where he is. he might actually be someone i turn to to feel good about life.
EN Oga baby!
HOLY SHIT
>>29023461just because he’s an ojisan?
>>29023638he speaks in the same autistic rhythm she does
>>29023587meant for >>29022928
>KotORHOLY FUCKING BASED
OH NO HE'S PERFECT
>>29023550>She relates to him as another poorfag making it big
>>29023661You now understand the Homo fan experience
KOTOR CHADS
>>29023512save me next Yagoo....
YURU CAMP WATCHALONG PLEASE
>Love LiveHe's here
HOLY FUCKING BASED
Oh boy this list
>FFXITHIS MAN IS A FOSSIL
>KOTOR>CHRONO TRIGGER>FNV>FFTDANGEROUSLY BASED
>FFT>NEW VEGAS>KOTOR>ZOMBOIDHOLY SHIT BUY BUY BUY BUY
>KOTOR
>>29023609>3 2viewsThey made it bros...
>NEW VEGAS BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
>all these posts saying almost the exact same thingFUCK OFF SHILLS
Based game tastes
>>29023550Sure Ame
>KOTORBASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>Love Live
HOLY BASED TASTE
>love liveYES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
>fallout new vegasHOLY FUCKING SHIT HES SO BASED I CANT TAKE IT
>>29023435I now fully and completely understand all those anons saying Ame babbling about terrariums and being sincerely thankful makes them melt. Holy shit this guy when he gets excited, it's something else.
>Yu Yu HakushoBoomer...
New Vegas!
>trigunokay that's pretty basedalso confirmed oji-san
>KOTORHe really is an ojisan
BASED GAME TASTE
>Love LiveHES THE ONE
Yu Yu Hakusho! He's so good
>Trigun >KOTORHow old is this guy
>FFT>New VegasBASED
ABSOLUTLY BASED TASTE
FALLOUT CHADS STATUS?FALLOUT CHADS STATUS?FALLOUT CHADS STATUS?FALLOUT CHADS STATUS?
>Ippo>Love LiveHoly based
Goddamnit, he has good taste too...
BASED TASTE ACROSS THE BOARD WTF
>>29023787HOLY BASED>HOLY BASEDHOLY BASED>HOLY BASEDHOLY BASED>HOLY BASEDHOLY BASED>HOLY BASED
>Knights of the old republic
YAMA NO SUSUME BASED
I have never heard about any of those animes
actual boomer, amazing taste, this is the oneBUY
This is the only dude I approve of. The others can fuck off and die though.
>Love LiveBASED PEOD
>FFXIWe got a rare one
I like this autistic ojisan
HOLY TASTE WHAT THE FUCK
Stealth camping streams coming.
>kingdomBASED BASED BASED! KANKIBROS WHERE WE AT?
SING SNOW HALATION
>that list of games and animeYepIt's confirmedSubscribed
>Some of these old ass anime
FUCKING BASED
>Yama no SusumeBASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED >FFTABASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
NEW VEGAS CHADS RISE UP
HOLY FUCKING TASTEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKING KNEEEEEELLLLLLL
>Love LiveIdolfag?
I don't know what to pick to say based... I kneel...
I AM KNEELING THROUGH THE EARTH
HE'SSOOLDHE'S ME
>>29023435My boypussy is sweaty because it's hot af here
>>29023550he could fuck Ame i wouldnt care wtf is this guy
NO GRAND STRATEGY GAMERS IN HOLOSTAREN
>Hajime no Ippo>Trigun>Kotor>New VegasBased as fuck
>hajime no ippo>fallout NVTHIS GUY IS BEYOND BASED
Fucking KotOR, based
>New VegasHOLY BASED
>Trigun>Yu Yu HakushoHow old is this guy? 40?
>AnimeBased>VideogamesAlso BasedAlright, I'm checking this guy out a bit
>KOTORBASEDBASEDBASED
BOOMER TASTE
KOTORCHADS???
>yama no susumeFUCKINGBASED
>YYH>Trigun>KotORHoly fucking shit he actually is a boomer
HE'S LITERALLY ME
>Yama no susumebased
LOVE LIVE CHAD!!
>Final Fantasy XIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjQJRLSN4yY
>JP favorite>they're all gonna get filtered by the autistic ranting and tangentsIrony at its best.
based taste
>FFT>NEW VEGAS>KOTOR>ZOMBOIDMARRY ME PLEASE
>YYH>Akagi/Kaiji>Trigun>IPPO>YOWAPEDA>YAMA NO SUSUME>FF TACTICS>FF11>KOTOROJISAN I KNEEEEEEEEEL
>Project ZomboidFucking finally
GOD LITERALLY GAVE THE TOUGHEST TO HIS STRONGEST SOLDIERSMAGNI AND VESPER
LOVE LIVE
god tier game taste
>Akagi and KaijiHE IS JUST LIKE ME FR
>FALLOUT NEW VEGASYeah, okay. This guy might just get my first male membership.>Love LiveUhhhhhh
BASED LOVE LIVE NIGGA STANS MUSE AND AQOURS
>Trigun>FNV>FFTBASED
I fucking kneel. This guy is great
holyshit those games, dude is actually my age
LETS FUCKING GO
>zomboidhe WILL play cdda
>KOTOR>FNV>Hajime no IppoTrigunYEP, IT"S BOOMER TIME
>KOTORBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
>>29021630Do You Really Beleeb It?
I take it back, he is based after all
HE HAS THE BEST TASTE IN GAMES
BASED OJISAN
>FFTBASE BASED BASED
>KotORNeat. Bioware streams incoming?
>Yowamushi PedalHIME HIME HIME SUKI SUKI DAISUKI HIME HIME
They saved the best for last. Dude is beyond best
Based Kingdom enjoyer
>KOTOR>New VegasBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
>New VegasHOLY BASED BOOMER
The boomerest holo of them all.
>>29023550This reads like a Mori tweet and a regular Ame tweet had a child
This motherfucker has the best taste in ALL of Holo EN
>IPPOI KNEEEEEEEEL
>>29023550my cute retarded wife
>>29023550Sure you didn't know Ame
Finallly someone playing New Vegas and Tactics, it was time.Also no fucking APEX or gachas. Thank god, there should have been 0, not 3 of them.
>YOWAMUSHI PEDALBASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
A grown man watching Love live is extremely fucking suspect. What the fuck Cover?
>yu yu>akagi>kaiji>trigunholy based ojisan
>>29023918take this...
>Akagi>Kaiji>FF11>KOTOR>New Vegas>FFTBased Ojisan
JUST SAY IT
>chrono triggerYES
>It's like the Mighty Ducks but with IdolsHoly fuck it's true
AH FUCK I LIKE HIM
That's the best description of Love Live I've ever heard.
he's perfect
>>29023512I kneel yagoo... the savior of all saviorfags..
>Love Live>Yu Yu HakushoHES SO GODDAMN BASED
>fallout NV>hajime no ippo>KOTORbased boomer
>YAMA NO SUSUME
Alright, this dude is officially my broshi, I’m claiming him
I thought they were talking him up joking about him being in niji or stars but that's one hell of a games list, this dude rocks
I HAVE FINALLY FOUND MY OSHI
BASED FUCKING OJISAN
Wait, is pronounced Love Live or Love Live??????
Based games taste
>YYH>Trigun>those gamesThis is the one.
holy fucking based taste I kneel
TINY HAT ENJOYER
RTSbros...i cant even be mad i love this guy
>>29023884>>29023875kotor isn't a boomer game...right..no way
i saw YYH and was sold
>wakako zake?????????
>its like Mighty Ducks>Ollie completely fucking lostkek
Holy taste
IPPOTRIGUNBased...
>>>>>>>>>TINY HATSKFP WATCH OUT
holy shit this guy is 30+ for sure.
>New Vegas>ZomboidBASED
>love live is like mighty ducks with idolsfuck this guy is definitely as old as me
HOLY FUCKIGN BASED TASTE
>Likes tiny hats KIARA WATCH OUT
>Mighty Ducks mentionHe's really fucking old...
>>29023918Are you quite literally 12?
>Project ZomboidBASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
oh shit
>has a thing for tiny hatsKFP DONT LOOK
>migthy ducks mentionBUY BUY BUY
Holy SHIT this taste is too based>MIGHTY DUCKS BUT WITH IDOLSincredible.
>Kaiji>Love Livethe fuck have these in common?
>Mighty DucksJesus...
>The Mighty Ducks mentionThis guy is unironically an ojisan
KIARA NO
TINY HATS LOVE
bros help... he's actually based
Based Oji-san taste
>Like tiny hatsNo...
>likes tiny hatsHE'S KFP?
>>29024003That song is fucking amazing.
how the fuck is this guy better than mag?
>Kotor>FFT>New Vegas>Love LiveThis is it. This is the best male.
>Tiny hatsAAAAH
>Fallout new vegas>Knights of the old republicfucking ojisan
>Love livethis guy will murder his genmates if they ruin the purity of their senpais
>>29023969Beyond base, he's a man of culture.
>YAMA NO SUSUME>LOVE LIVE>YUYUHAKUSHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I TOLD YOU HE WAS THE ONETHE ABSOLUTE OJISAN
>Love Live He will groom your oshi
>Love LiveBruhs he likes underaged girls. He's /ourguy/
KIARA HAS TINY HATS
>The might ducks, but with idolsI love everything this man says
IM KNEELING IM KNEELING IM KNEELING IM KNEELING IM KNEELING IM KNEELING IM KNEELING IM KNEELING IM KNEELING IM KNEELING IM KNEELING IM KNEELING IM KNEELING IM KNEELING IM KNEELING IM KNEELING IM KNEELING IM KNEELING IM KNEELING IM KNEELING IM KNEELING IM KNEELING IM KNEELING IM KNEELING IM KNEELING IM KNEELING IM KNEELING IM KNEELING IM KNEELING IM KNEELING IM KNEELING IM KNEELING
Well, he's the best one, for whatever that's worth.
This guy is fucking ancient, he's an actual boomer holy fuck.Dangerously based.
DID HE JUST ROAST KIARA'S HATS??
>like hat>doesn't like touhou
>LoveliveDiscord dad... Ame is right...
>Those gamesI can't believe this old make will make me stop being a holostars denier...
holy BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED WHO THE FUCK IS THIS NIGGA
>>29023012Women under 25 are not attractive.
bros, can we keep this one?
>watched LL when it was airingActual ojisan.
BROS HE'S ACTUALLY LITERALLY ME
>>29023771i just looked up their channels after i made that post and yea i never realised they were big lmao. i never got into anime before vtubers so ive never seen any of their content before at all, only seen clips from their podcasts with mori and the shitposting
>Akagi>Kaiji>Ippo>no mainstream fotm basedshit like HxHBUYBUYBUYBUYBUY
That's a pretty nice list of anime ngl
>Hates hats
HOW DOES HE DO IT? HOW DOES HE FIND THESE PEOPLE?
>CHRONO TRIGGER>FFTHE IS LITERALLY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29024151Ojisan...
Hats?
Trigun and Yu Yu Hakusho he grew up watching Toonami too
>HANAYOMY FUCKING MAN
bro... this guys just going on tangents....
He actually has good taste. Holy shit.
Is it too late to invest in noir coin?
I KNEEL
>Kaiji>Akagi>Yu Yu Hakusho>Trigun >Hajime no IppoI FUCKING KNEEL
HANAYOCHAD
This dude is pretty awesome.Hanayo sucks though.
>Hajime no IppoI FUCKING KNEEL OLD MAN
this is the FIRST holo who has based anime taste
4CH, I KNEEL TO YOUR CHAMPION
Magchads I don't feel so well...
>love live fagwelp into the trash he goes.
Kek APEX is hidden in the corner
This guy is based wtf??????????
Fucking hellThis guy has impeccable tasteWhat the fuck........?
BASED BASED BASED BASED
I kneel Ojii homo...
>Mighty DucksOjiisan...
Ollie..
hanayo is the one with the vocal tic right
Why is Ollie breaking down?
>The Mighty Ducks with IdolsHoly shit this man gets how I think
>>29024209Cute girls
>Project Zomboid>Kotor>New VEGASI-i like a homo...
Yowamushi Pedal is fucking baste
HE LIKES APEXDROPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>talking about love liveI fucking kneel
bae is speaking in tongues
Play APEX.
This dude blows the other three out
>Apex hidden in the cornerSELL SELL SELL
>panafag>diafagDisgusting
The old man made it.
He is 30 years old?
>>29023918>Nigger doesn't know Yu Yu HakushoHow old are you?
Uh...this guy likes YowaPeda...I think I might like him too...
Ojisan I kneel..
Ollie is such a fucking sperg
and he got his tiny hats, at Tiny Hats
YOURE WRONG ITS APE ESCAPE
>>29023803>>29023812>>29023834>>29023835>>29023837>>29023839>>29023850>>29023863>>29023864>>29023866>>29023867>>29023883>>29023888>>29023890>>29023898Who the fuck are you people? Go the fuck back
/our/guy
You're only saying he's based because you're an oji-san yourself grandpa
is this guy cunnyposting on stream? I havent seen love live but isnt that the one with all the little girls
>FINAL FANTASY TACTICSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29024151I have a friend who's 28 who thinks the game is too old and can't get into it
Seriously why not just hire Demo if all they want is a fucking random fat weeb to stream?
Yama no susume is a pedo anime
I can relate to his anime talk more than Ina and IRyS...
>ApexDROPPED
>Yu Yu Hakusho>Trigun>KOTOR>Fallout New Vegas>Project Zomboid>Chrono TriggerOk, this isn't even fair. I can't not subscribe.
>>29024270Oji-san likes them younger and everyone seems to like him.
MY KNEES ARE OBLITERATED
Ollie losing her shit seeing him hiding Apex in the corner
>Vespa likes when the slutty gyaru is a bluffing virgin
>>29023435Wait, women like this dude? He seems more like a bro to me.
>>29024090Do you know where you're posting right now?
>>29024437Mid to late 30s, even.
>he has my tastesBut I'm only 33...
>yowapedawill he be a midousuji bro...
>>29023550Gurape 2: electric boogaloo
I hope he starts a zomboid arc
>>29024464this guy is at least 10 years older than me
>every single debut mentioned APEXthat's the key to get into Holostars
>diaCHADHoly mother of based
Poor wagie doesn't have time to play games....
>>29024430Shit you are rightSELL SELL SELL SELL
>>29024373Couldn't be me. I'm glad the maglord has such fantastic people for genmates
I wonder if they have a contractual oblication to mention APEX
>>29024464yes and?
>>29024464I'm 22 and I resonate with this man
WAIT A SECOND IS THIS YONGYEA???https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIdxjJZ5ljI
>the rrat where they are forced to write apex was real
Ruby is the better sister
this guy is just me in 20 years
>>29024486oh, I didn't even realize I'm notyeah it has to be done
>>29024494Actually incredibly based.
JESAS
CERTIFIED OJISAN MOMENT
The original Xbox...
>>29024234>>29024191HOLY SHIT ITS REAL
>>29024515Same but 34...
>>29023801Do we have KOTOR perms?
oji-san...
>XBOX HUGE
this man is the most based EN in all vtubing
>>29024462Ojisans run this thread, brat.
>XBOX HUEGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>XBOX He's old AND black
xbox hueg
>>29024371BasedYou will know when I debut when I mention im@s and say how much better it is than Love Live
>>29024479and?
Wonder how much time this dude has to stream
XBOX HUEG
THE DOUK
he's TOO BASED
the fucking duke
LOL. AME THIRSTY FOR HOMO DICK. AT LEAST SHE LIKES THE OJI SAN
SO FUCKING WHAT VESPERTHAT DOESNT MAKE YOU OLD
>XBOG HUEGfuck he's old
This oji
holy fuck....
this nigga 35+
I am literally 30 and this nigga is my favorite holostar by far. Ojistrong.
XBOX HUUEG
>Xbox Hueg mentionI love this grandpa...
XBAWKS HUEG
actual ojisan
>XBOX HUGEJESAS THIS GUY
FUCKING BAG OF DUST
>XBAWK HUEG REFERENCEhe's just like me...
XBOX HUEGHOW OLD IS HE
>original xboxhe really is an old man
This man is referring to memes that exist before my time, wtf.
>>29024408he's a chumbud?
I fucking love this dude.
>OG xboxTHE MAN IS ANCIENTTHIS MAN IS FUCKING OLD
>>29024476same
>ORIGINAL XBOX THIS DUDE 35 YO MINIMUM
>XBOX HUEGhalf you fags weren't even around for that meme
>>29024464Yeah I'm 30 and still here for some reason
>>29024467Lots of underaged school girls.
He is so fucking old
>>29024515same...
>you could probably kill someone with the original xbox controller
>He was there for the Xbox releaseHOW OLD ARE YOU
THIS NIGGA IS OLD I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
XBOXHUEG>>29024121https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk-uwwMuvU0
this dude is not fuckin 28
>original xbox controllerhe just like me fr fr
I remember that actually.
>>29023550this convinces me that rainforest will return
XBOX HUEG LMAO
>Xbox huegMy age...
>>29024526Remember when Ina listed APEX as one of her favorite games only to admit later on she only ever played it a handful of times and only listed it thinking she'd play it more after debut?
This dude is literally me...
>dukechadHe's my favorite now.
>the OG Xbox is consideed an old console nowBros...
What the fuck are these random tangents this guy goes on?
>The XBOX HUEG controllerTHIS NIGGA IS SPEAKING TO MY SOUL RIGHT NOW
THIS MAN IS OLD!
Stop making fun of the 28 year old
>>29024464Older brothers are always cool
He's just like me frfr
I DIDN'T WANT TO WATCH THE HOMOSBUT THIS OJIAIEEE
>>29024464It's like the cool uncle I never had...
>>29024573Congratulations on joining Holostars in 20 years!!!
>XBOX HUEGnobody outside of /here/ says that
>>29024464Hai.
>>29024464I wish to age like he did
>>29024589AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>I played KotOR when it came out>the game was released for the Xbox on July 19, 2003He's older than me, he's an ojisan
>Xbox 1>Original XboxAren't those the same
This one
>>29024589ISREAL
Randon stories from the good old days.
This oji is a chatterbox.
>XboxHE'S BLACK
>>29024464so?
Behold. The chad of Tempus.
>We got a /v/irgin before we got a /vt/ browser/vt/ sisters...
>>29024464I'm only 26
>>29024589
You know what, I hope this faggot makes it.
Yup, this guy is 100% a /v/irgin
that's bullshit.i beat KOTOR in middle school over a weekend. I had to sleepthat or I'm lower powerlevel than him....
HE'S SO FUCKING CUTE I LOVE HIM
>Regis x Ina>Magni x Ame>Axel x Kiara>Vesper x GuraEveryone say "Thank you Mori"
Oji-san...
>>29024464>Finished Kotor in one sittingMy knees... are gone...
>>29024657>196japs have no chill
>>29024773No
>>29023801>Trigun>yu yu hakushoBased and oji-pilled
>>29024733>she lied to get into HololiveSHE DIDNT EARN IT
HE'S JUST LIKE MEWHAT DOES IT MEAN??
>>29024492He's British so all the foreign (not-british) women love him.
i'm so happy for this guyfeels like i joined holostars
I think this man might actually be his canonical age
>>29024464Yes. I'm 41 and he is my favorite
>>29024748The most autistic and relatable ones. I love him
>>29024657>196 Kek
>>29024773Bruh
>>29024739original xbox is old enough to drink now
>>29024773nonono not Xbox 1, XBOX ONE
>ya boi is really bad at video gamesbros
>>29024464Yes
gamer ojisan...
Watch this guy be Botan level
I'm sorry teamates. I think I actually found The One. I thought it was Ame but this man is awakening something in my heart.
There's your EN hag you people keep asking about
>>29024748Old people have stories
This is some faggot /v/ autist and you niggers shilling for him are probably /leftypol/ niggers
>>29024589AUSTRIA
He's literally me for real...I can't believe I'll give money to a homo
ya boy is bad at video games
>>29024797Treerrat...
>>29024270Correct, they're cute and for taking care of.
My wizard ass is so happy right now
>>29024773There's the original Xbox and there's the Xbox One
I FUCKING KNEW HE'D BE THE BEST
>beat kotor in 1 sitting holy shit.
YA BOI IS BAD AT VIDEO GAMES
>boomer wagie has no time to gameDamn I'm young
>>29024739it's been 21 years my friend.
>>29024748He's an ojisan. Please let him have this.
>>29024786>this guy is black for playing xbox games but the guy who said he's going to play nba2k is not blackogey
>>29024622I'm routing for you, future fagstar.
>>29024430FUUUUUUCK, didn't realize.
>>29024464S-Shut up zoomer
OOOOH HE'S SHITTING ON THE HOLO GIRLS
This man is probably younger than me, no wonder why I'm starting to like him.
HE WILL RETURN TO HIS FORMER GLORY BLOOD FOR THE BLOODTUBER
>i don't enjoy watching someone be bad at video gamesSHOTS FIRED
Bro he's making me look forward in life what the fuck... I actually feel... happy about life?
Tfw I'm 33 chumbud..
WHERE DID THEY FIND THIS GUY? IS HE SOMEONE'S UNCLE?
>>29024662What the fuck this game is a month older than me
OH HE SAID IT OH HES BASED
>>29024464I wasn't the dad of that kid otherwise I would be unironically a gramps
kotor on the original xbox? holy shit it's been a while but I think I still have the PC CDs for that
>hasn't played games in 7 years>poorfag wageslave the made it out of the system>not sure what to streamthis guy is interesting
this guy is literally me
HE DOESN'T WATCH HOLOLIVE!!!
>>29024797imagine one of the schizos here getting past an audition
HOLY SHIT HE JUST CALLED OUT EVERY SINGLE HOLO EXCEPT MAYBE BOTAN AND AQUA
>>29024464correct
>>29024877he's at least twice the age he says.
I'm 33 and I identify with NES/SNES/N64. The original xbox is the new generation.
>>29024897gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>29024773no, the second most recent xbox is called "xbox one"
HE'S BAD AT VIDEO GAMES
He hates Hololive females
>Ippo>Kotor>Chrono trigger>tiny hatsits HIM
>I don't like watching people be bad at video gamesKFPBROS???
So this guy has never watched a hololive playthrough
Don't say that in front of Ollie...
>>29024739
>>29024894Mormei of Tempus.
>>29024464Yeah, it's like a friend my age, so i will watch him and sub him
>Doesn't like watching people being bad at videogamesHololive....
>>29024935OH NO
LITERALLY A MALE MORI
ollie kek
There's no way this guy's gonna be worse than any of the girls at games
>Being bad at video gamesOllie, Bae... Vesper they're watching...
>>29024969UOH
FUCKING HOT TAKE
>I'm not very good at video games because I don't really play themHOLY SHIT HE'S LITERALLY ME
>>29024464Correct
Ollie called the fuck out holy shit
>>29024589>ISRAEL
TRAINING ARC
didn't watch orc, is that actually orc?
MALE MORI
LITERALLY ALL HOLO GIRLS DUNKED ON
>>29024797mag....
>doesn't watch people who are bad at video gamesKFP, we are safe.
>>29024942Chinks like it too
WHY ARE THE ONES WE MEMED ABOUT THE MOST THE ONES THAT ARE BASED
i hope this guy fucks mumei
>>29024969hoobaby...
Damn Mori blown the fuck out
he definitely isn't a fan of holoEN thenyeah this guy is ok, fuck the others though
>mori is insultedTime to sub
>>29022672>555I don’t get it
>>29024897Gay
he is a oldfag
>>29024823Switch Axel and Mag.
>I dont like watching people when they're bad at video gamesNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOIR YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THIS THIS IS HOLOLIVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>I like watching people that play games well>All these dumb fucking holo bitches fumbling and stumbling? yeah, fucking BORING Holy shit, calm down there fella
>>29024897Don't worry fellow teamate me too, i hate girls now
>>29024897Her thirsting over the stars has really pissed me offBut it's ok, I'm dropping her for Vesper
Rocky of vtubers
>I don't find it entertaining watching someone be bad at video gamesholy shit based dunking on the femoids already>I will play games more on the decision-making sideBASED
>no gamingWtf? SeLL SELL SELL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>/gsg/ holoholy....
>>29024773There's a reason the name "XBone" stuck
>>29024739literally a retro console
ANIMALSHAVENOGOD
>>29024969T o T ?
>Ultra Autistic>Games that don't require hand-eye coordination>Decision makingSynergism stream when???
>>29024969>people born in 2003 are turning 19kill me
Noooo please play games oji-san...
Turns out what we were looking for wasn't GFE but a father figure...
>FF Tactics Ok I subscribe
>>29025055why is she such a bitch?
>>29024644I have very similar tastes and I'm 31
God shut the fuck up mori
>>29025055The ojisan force irritates the whore
>any cover talent
FUCK APEX
This dude is cool. I would play Halo with him>>