/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Pikamee

love isn't real

>>2892199
yes it is

My perfect girlfriend Rushia

yes

Imagine just how sad you have to be to feel this fake love.

>>2892159
Gura, it just sort of happened.
Now all I can think about is her, and when she isn't streaming I'm really sad and lonely, but when she is I'm ecstatic.

>>2892199
It clearly is if it makes me feel this way.

>>2892220
>>2892315
that's not love that's a mental illness

>>2892364
Prove it.

No, that's retarded

>>2892364
why would it be mental illness

>>2892315
If it makes you feel any better, she's probably ugly IRL

>>2892458
I'm interested in her romantically, but not really sexually. If a miracle happened and we got together, I don't think I would care too much if she was ugly, she's worth it.

>>2892220
Always knew she was stacked under that hoodie.

>>2892159
You posted her
>>2892458
Anon I...

>>2892487
she's also probably not smol. Probably fat.

>>2892535
If it's just fat, then that's fixable.

Never expected her to be this dangerous.

>>2892551
Making a girl lose weight just makes her resent you. She'll say that you only care about her looks and not what's on the inside. Believe me I've tried.

>>2892587
Who said I would try to make her lose weight?
I might just really enjoy dancing with her and might find walks under the moonlight romantic.

>>2892159
Ollie, all this talk about her having raunchy sex live made me appreciate the naughty girl she is

>>2892381
I'm not real anon, you're off your meds again.

>>2892643
oh fuck

To all the smug retards thinking that's stupid and will never happen to you.
You better hope you're right so you don't have to go through it. Because that's something that happens suddenly, and once it does there's no turning back but living with the slight pain while forcing a fake smile.

>>2892159
I didn't, but i'm emotionally dependent on my oshi.

I have a wife but yes gura as well. It's ok to love multiple people if you don't act on it :)

>>2892806
50% love...

>>2892838
I could love a harem of 1000 women easily. I hope heaven is like that :)

>>2892716
She doesn't know you

>>2892954
I guess you've never really felt love.
I used to feel the same, then had reality crush all of that.
Gura is my Universe, who's your's, hmm?

>>2893011
>you can't love someone who doesn't love you back
single digit IQ take

>>2893059
>Gura is my Universe
I bet you haven't even donated her your life savings yet. You don't love her like I do.

>>2893126
I can barely scrape together an akasupa a week for her, give me a break.
>implying I have savings, let alone life savings

>>2893011
I don't know her either. And that's ok. Times change and new forms of love exist. Again, you better pray to stay ignorant.

This the Guwa thread? How did people react to her singing Reflection? these archives dont have the chat anymore.

>>2893196
She was amazing, as per usual.

>>2892458
I used to cope with this, then SEAniggers doxxed her

Yes. I love this sick hag

Yes, and now she is gone unless the rrats are true

>I used to cope with this, then SEAniggers doxxed her

>>2892159
Yes, and every day is suffering. Marry me Tia...
>>2892199
Cringe and wrong.

>>2892159
op pic related

I view my oshi more as a goddess than someone I'm romantically attracted to

Like I think she's hot but I couldn't see myself wanting to date her

>>2894837
Based. Worship her. that's king shit bro

At best/worst I just want to hug some of them a lot.

>>2894264
Pochi-sensei is so precious

Can I just marry Gura now?
thanks

>>2892159
Yes and she is not making videos anymore

>>2892159

>>2894368
That she is in another company?

>>2894417
who

I did, once. But the leaks helped ground me.

>>2892159
No. You'd have to be unironically schizo to do so. Anyone who says yes to that question should bite the bullet

>>2896261
Gura or her roommate?

>>2899459
yes

>>2899434
where do you think you are right now

>>2899459

both

>>2892199
Just like magic

My boy, she's so sweet and genuine and her tastes are similar to mine.

A cry every night cause I fell in love with a onion

>>2892159
I love the robot

she's the only youtube personality that I can watch every day, she's the only one that makes me laugh every stream, who makes me smile constantly, who is consistently funny and cute... she's the perfect mix of introvert and outgoing in a bratty way. she's just so fucking cute and hilarious without trying, regardless of language

also she's pretty flat which is really really cute

>>2892364

Love is real and it's a mental illness

You wouldn't believe

None of them.

>>2892159
The fact they just drew the usual perfect anime girl, but they also have a 100% grounded and genuine aspect to them just isn't fair. I truly believe the human brain is incapable of not crashing and burning to cognitive dissonance of this caliber. At this point however, if that is true, then I don't wanna be sane.

Fall in Love doesnt even begin to describe it.
My soul belongs to her.
https://youtu.be/fgR7u-g3QO4?t=5919

>>2901049
that's what I always say when someone asks me about the appeal of vtubers. anime girls are one dimensional characters with no proper depth, and real girls are, well, real girls. but vtubers are the best of both, plus they're real, and they play video games for your entertainment, and react to what you say. it's literally the best of the human female all in one, with the added cuteness of an anime girl

>>2900865
Did you made the call?

Shit I can't imagine how everyone in this thread smells like.

I think about her all the time, it's bad.

>>2900547
Based Ana same. Mori love.

>>2901496
I've been insanely busy and haven't bathed in 2 weeks. :^)
AMA

>>2892611
scarily based

>>2903414

wtf

how do you get too busy to shower, takes like 5 minutes unless you have tons of hair

>>2892159
Fuck no, VTubers are just e-thots hiding behind an avatar.

>>2904963
Here comes the people calling you normies.

>>2892458
>probably ugly irl
nope

>>2905219
>>2894068
>>2892514
She looks like a mongoloid

>>2905773
are we talking about the same pictures?

>>2892159
I can't help it ok I love moths

>>2892314
>Imagine just how sad you have to be to feel this fake love.
why would i have to imagine? did you even think before you posted this?

>>2892954
You aren't going to heaven, degenerate

Since Suisei changed her voice and said that hi honey shit, I don't know what happened but I'm starting to feel something around her which I can't exactly pinpoint. I know I sound like a pathetic teenage simp but I can't help him. Like >>2892716 said it just sort of happened.

>>2899470
>>2899876
She will never even give you a chance irl

>>2906651
That's what happened with me to Gura, it just sort of... happened, and now all I can do is think about her.

>>2905773
Anon I...

>>2906504
Her only redeeming quality is her model.

>>2892716

>>2906713
Damn I thought I had a chance

>>2892159
you posted her

>>2906861
>redeeming quality
>redeeming
I don't think that's enough to redeem her of cuntfuckery, anon.

>>2892159
>tfw fall in love with a different chuuba every week
why I am such a slut?

It's easier to see her as someone to look up to and love from afar but it's still love and the happiness I feel is real enough for me

>>2892159
This adorable doofus. I love her a lot.

>>2892159
Picrelated, me and my wife.

>>2892199
>love isn't real
What is love?

>>2892159
I hate myself for loving Kana so much. I'd do unspeakable things just to make her happy

>>2892159
i constantly post about how much i love her and want her to be my wife because i can't feel anything and i hope doing it repeatedly eventually stirs something

>>2915886
Based

This crazy bitch

No, because I was """luckily""" already in love with a non-virtual, flesh and blood girl.
>>2892199
Shut the fuck up Gura.

I love this tako I want to spend the rest of my life with her

>>2915886
>It's easier to see her as someone to look up to and love from afar
This really is the best way to cope, viewing them as actual, well, idols. The ideal vtuber is 50% anime idol and thus only 50% "real". I think a few of them are bad at limiting how open they get, which doesn't help, but ultimately it's just a matter of perspective. I'd say I'm pretty far gone for my oshi, but even I notice I feel much less miserable whenever I tell myself loving the vtuber and loving the person are two different things. They may share a lot of qualities, but a lot of that in turn is just my brain cherrypicking and blowing out of proportion.

Pika

Yes. I love the tako so much. And I feel like I would legitimately have a chance if she ever did open applications for being a husband.

I'm also Korean and a diaspora (much like her, though I'm in the US) so I can relate to her and her life, and culturally easier to mesh with her and her family.
Looks wise I have no problems. 5ft11, regularly told I have a "face popular with girls", and regularly exercise.
I work in software and am earning well in the six figures, but beyond the financial stability, I have the ability to work from home, which means being able to adjust to Ina's schedule and taking care of her at home.
My ideal vision of life is sleeping a lot, and living a comfy life with meaningful personal relationships, and I have never related so much to a person on a spiritual level. I can relate too much to her dorky humour, her personality and past awkwardness, and her struggles with her career in the past. It's like I'm looking at myself and I can understand everything she feels.
I even hate cucumbers with a passion for christ's sake.

Help me bros. Ina is unironically the most perfect girl I have ever seen in my life, and I don't think I can fall in love with any other girl. I can't find a girl who even has that level of personality I can personally relate to and be compatible with, let alone all the amazing qualities that makes Ina so special. Part of the problem is that these type of girls never leave their rooms, which makes it that much harder to find them in real life.

>>2892159
Yeah, we are married and our third child is on the way

>>2925018
IT ME, YOUR FATHER
WHY YOU WORK IN SOFTWARE? HARDWARE TOO HARD FOR YOU?!

>>2925081
My father actually works in the semiconductor industry, and we both agreed software is the way to go.

>>2925081
My father actually is an electrical engineer, and we both agreed software is the way to go.

>>2925018
In any chance do you ever live in Texas?

>>2925222
Nope, east coast.

>>2925018
If Ina did open an application for a husband. It will be a battle royale among the suitors bro

>>2904892
You probably don't wash properly

>>2903414
Are you american or european? I heard of stories that the men and women from the west do not bathe daily.

>>2892159
I'm not telling. But the falling in love part was mutual. So it does not count.

>>2922451
Baby don't hurt me

>People fell for the GFE meme

>>2926670
Fucking kek

>>2926618
That is the correct answer. Well done.

>>2892159
What kind of a retard would fall in love with this dumb smelly shark...

Wake up!

>>2927511
It hurts bros...

For me it's Miyune Bun.

i love women

>>2892159
i'm doing my reps because of her.

>>2922451
Love is only a chemical reaction in brain.

I literally cannot stop loving Gura!

>>2892159
Indeed I did

>>2928089

No. I never really been in love with anyone, which really worries me. I felt some attachement to my close family, but that's it. Vtubers are just an enterntainment for me.

>>2929082
Mickey trusting chemicals to provide accurate infomation to perfectly compatible with believing that the acts of chemicals have no value. Donald commited no hypocricy.

>>2892716
>just last year was laughing at goslings
>Didn't see my oshi in romantic light at all
>then suddenly early this year start noticing that i can't stop thinking about her
>though that checking her roommate will fix this and just ruin her for me
>turns out her roommate is cute as well
And ever since then my feelings has become each day more and more stronger.

>>2929356
>Mickey trusting chemicals to provide accurate infomation
anon, your reading comprehension reps...

>>2922451
A dirty word

>>2926257
Ok I was exaggerating a bit, it's more like 10-15 minutes than 5

Point still stands

>>2931191
Here we are now, entertain us

>>2901128
as an INTJ i'm pretty big on authenticity, so vtubers bother me innately

>>2932989
Of course there's a layer of acts and lies, but if you watch long enough, you see where the authenticity shines through.

pain
endless pain

>>2926670
better than being a sad slump all day

>>2892314
Roastie hands typed this post

>>2894264
Pochi-sensei is very cute. I'm going to date her. Wish me luck lads!

>>2892159
polka. never thought i would gosling this hard over a chuuba, but after reading about the menhera stuff she said during asmrs i couldnt help myself

>>2901049
>>2901050
>>2901675
Based

>>2892159
How can I wed her anons?

>>2892159
I only feel agape type love now

>>2899854
>le dis is le foarchan xD
Go back

>>2901496
I bet you smell like cigarette smoke and cheap perfume.

I want to cuddle and love this birdbrain dope. Her last members stream made me so happy when she came and vented her stresses to us. It broke me and made me love her even more.
Other than mem, I probably still won't give much in supa's (10-20 a month) just because it's such a waste of money to me and I could probably do a lot better things with it.

I think I'm falling in love with Suisei, and she's not my oshi.

https://files.catbox.moe/j5s5x5.mp3

>>2939460
Cute! You make the music or just mash ASMR + song?

>>2933408
Pain won't be endless anon, you'll die someday.

>>2940394
You know he's going to hell

Why did I ever start watching hololive. This can't be good for my mental health.

>>2941461
The way I look at it is that having parasocial love is probably better than having no love at all.

>>2892159
I dont think i love gura

>>2939460
why did you do this to me

>>2936436
Not a smokefag and I'm not a fat, stinky whiteoid like (you)

>>2892159
I used to make fun of goslings, but once it happens to you there's no going back. I'm not schizo enough to the point where I'd believe I that I'd ever meet her in real life or that I'd have a chance. But in a way, I appreciate how she fills the emotional void in my heart without the baggage of having to date a real person. She's there to comfort me if I'm feeling sad, she's there to say she loves me, she's there to make me laugh- even if it's all a facade that will end in a few years, she's one of the few things that makes me feel happy nowadays. As for the person behind the chuuba, I genuinely wish her success in her life endeavors and care about her wellbeing. I don't see myself getting married or having kids in the future, so I don't particularly see a problem with receiving emotional fulfillment from vtubers rather than real people.

>>2942367
Depending on what point in life you're at, it's training wheels or a crutch. Maybe some day you can take your training wheels off and find love with a real woman. Maybe one day the crutches supporting you won't be needed because the broken heart therapy finally worked. In the end, it's up to you if you want to move to two wheels with reckless abandon or put the crutches away because you feel mended.

>>2935665
She only likes other girls

>>2892159
Nope. I deliberately chose vtubers instead of being in love.

I miss her so much. Every day I wake up with her hiatus continuing makes life feel even worse.

>>2945880
Just read Hunter x Hunter to take your mind off of the hiatus.

how do I fall in love

>>2946231
Why would you want to?

>>2946271
I want to feel happy at the sight of someone

>>2945880
Goddamn, no wonder she couldn't resist looking at lewds of herself on steam. Haato has the best lewds in all of hololive, maybe even of all chubbas.

>>2946420
You'll feel sad when you don't see them, it's bittersweet.
I don't think you can force yourself to fall in love, it just sort of happens

>>2946528
it's okay as long as I can feel something

>>2946528
I don't feel sad when Mori doesn't stream because it gives me time to work on my reps.

I am still in denial to be honest.

>>2946528
Even worse when, eventually, you see them but you don't feel happy anymore.

>>2940394
Thanks for the reminder

>>2947886
The good news with Monoe is that, now that she's a private citizen, there are no problems or regulations against asking her out.

>>2892159
Korone, nobody online girl has ever made me smile like her, ever, and i'm 36 so I been around the internet for over 20 years.

>>2948011
How did you manage not being impressed by girls for the past 35 years? I'd like to hear your life story.

>>2899459
Who is her roommate? Is she cute?

>>2948533
yes cute like this

>>2892159
She gives me strong protect instincts

which man among you can blame me

>>2948066
I said online girl. But I genuinely don't find 99% of women funny at all, most I don't find entertaining in the slightest. I can't think of not one single female comedian whose performance I seen more than once. A few months ago I made a challenge to time how long it would be before a woman on television would make me laugh... it took literally 3 months before I laughed at something a woman did in a sitcom/show and I even noted that I was like "holy shit I finally laughed!" You'll see me watching these things mostly stone face, completely unimpressed.

The Vtuber girls are mostly pretty genuine, and they made me laugh, but Korone is this microcosm of all the things they bring to the table into one. Her accent, her genuine love and caring, her endurance streams, her love of using props, laughing at her own jokes and just having giggle fits. When she really lets out, she has this almost monkey laugh, but it's rare so everyone comments when they hear it. She's all the joy of the world in one person and she brings this massive warm smile to my face that can make me laugh and feel some warmth for once in my awful fucking shit pile of a life. I have sent her a super chat one time, and she's the only one I ever super chatted to. I love her to death and I hope she lives a long, fruitful life, even if it's not with me.

>>2946522
hi anon

Roboco as my girlfriend, Mio as my mommy and Flare as my mistress.

>>2892220
Anon that's not love it's lust.

>>2942191
https://streamable.com/ct5j2d
https://streamable.com/r6if50
https://streamable.com/jf57gm
https://streamable.com/lcc9i8
https://streamable.com/0c490q

>>2896443
Japanese highschool girl #121231234

>>2899434
Bro it's basically the same as a celebrity crush. People get them all the time. Especially women.

I love my daughter Luna

>>2954476
damn, I'm not even a morifag and this has got me feeling ways

>>2954880
doesn't make it good

This fucking mesugaki.

She made her model in koikatsu so it's kinda a hit-or-miss for some I disliked it at first but grew to love it though it seems she's planning to switch to proper Live2D soon.

my oshi is a very small indie and we've talked in dms before. I might have a chance wish me luck

>>2956273
her model is ass but I love women with strong opinions. the live2d ref is pretty good

>>2956273
model or not, i find her really likeable in general

the aspie cat loli does it for me

>>2892159
Anon, I am madly in love with 8 chuubas. One of which I am infatuated with, fantasize about daily, and have dreams of.

>>2892159
Coco.

Gura is for hugs, headpats and giving her shoulder mounted rides though. The fact that she played DMC and had fun made me get hooked.

>>2892159
>at friends house
>messing around on his new computer
>get a linked to gura’s stream
>it was the first one where she had supper chat
>laughed about dumb shark and simps
>went home and watched her first stream
I never stood a chance did I?

>>2962322
when EN first debuted, i didn't think i'd like any of them. almost wish that was true

>>2954476
>watch mori stream
>heart goes doki doki
>watch gura stream
>heart goes doki doki
Am I a slut? Why do I fall in love so easily?

Marine

>>2958603
Ah shit, I just had a dream about Ame last night. I used to laugh at the goslings that actually had dreams about chubbas but now I am one still laughing about it though just now with a hint of pain

>>2962889
Don't feel too bad. Vtubers are specifically designed to make you fall in love with them.
Enjoy it but don't take it too seriously. Make the distinction between fantasy and reality. Escapism is fine if it doesn't affect your normal life.

>>2963061
Sorry m8, but I'm one of those poor saps that doesn't really have a normal life.
The dream was pretty cool at least, not lewd or anything.
It was like me and Ame were in an irl school for chubbas, and we had rigs to display our avatar's face over our own, but Ame was getting kicked out for disciplinary reasons.
I'm fairly certain this only came about from participating in that one Ame thread about her having a "Pewds on the bridge" moment right before I went to sleep.

shuba

__________Mio

>>2901004
>>2937405
She is just so sweet, determined, fun and caring. I just want her to be happy.

>>2964388
I do feel bad for kiara. Sometimes I tune in to help her numbers. But she's no gura/mori.

She's too beautiful inside and out, I couldn't not fall in love. Watching her sing feels like I'm at a museum, looking at a work of art. I can never know the world around the art, nor how the artist created it. I can only appreciate the beauty from afar. If watching from a distance is the only way I can love Sui-chan, then I'll do it as long as she can be happy.

Another Korean here, bro I like Ina too but there's literally thousands of Korean girls like her. Also I don't get how you guys hate cucumbers, they are a key banchan.

must protect at all costs

>>2892159
This gonna be weird but I like Gura as a friend...I’ll continue to support her of course.

>>2964901
Suisei's Hi Honey awakened something dangerous in me, I almost went full Gosling for her.

>>2899960
>

>>2966077
>without love it cannot be seen

>>2964980
Thanks K-bro, that gives me hope. Personally, in my life and looking at those around me, I haven't seen many Korean girls like that.
Most of them, uh... fit the stereotype, to say the least. But I'll have to keep looking.

> Also I don't get how you guys hate cucumbers, they are a key banchan.
I have a hard time eating kimbap and naengmyeon because of that. I have to ask them to not include them.

>>2901004
>>2964388
Based. I am completely in love with Kiara

>>2964901
how do you know she's beautiful on the outside? she's probably ugly IRL, like all vtubers

>>2966509
>she's probably ugly IRL, like all vtubers
>he does not possess the relevant knowledge

>>2962703
No these women skilled and are highly trained to make you fall in love with them. It’s like fighting two world champion boxers and thinking you are a pussy when they beat you up.

>>2966509
I've never actually seen Suisei's roommate, she seems relatively elusive. However, she applied for real life idol groups and multiple people who talk about her in real life mentioned that she looks pretty.

>>2967422
>skilled
>highly trained
>COVER
>doing something for their talents

>>2967422
Pretty much this. Ugly people need to compensate their lack of looks with an interesting personality (or at the very least, being unattractive builds character), whereas beautiful women have the world as their oyster until they hit their 30s.
So combine an interesting personality with 11/10 looks, like literally physically unachievable anime-tier flawless good looks.
You can't fault someone for having their monkey brain fall for that.

>>2968161
jokes on you, I'm ugly AND uninteresting

>>2968213
Aren't we all?

>>2892159
https://youtu.be/Jaw25_xUa1Q
this adorable woman, I would gladly take her and settle down with her.
Akira had me at her first hello

>>2954476
I made you a thing, so that now both our hearts can break:
https://streamable.com/8oth16

>>2966509
>Mori's roommate
>ugly

>>2966509
Most of them are cuties

>>2892159
hurts just a lot

>>2970170
She's no Gura that's for sure

>>2970108
She's no Gura that's for sure

>>2892458
>>2894068
And then I saw her face....

>>2973683
Now I'm a BELEEVer

>>2974002
Not a trace of rrat in my mind

>>2954880
Middle-school girls get celebrity crushes. Then the part of their brain that's capable of processing love starts dying

>>2892364
based.

>>2892159
The most dangerous vtuber.

>>2892159
I had a dream about Kana once, so I guess she's the one that's penetrated my brain the most but I try to think of streamers as characters instead of people. Given how isolated I am as a person, streamers I watch would easily outweight the amount of people I interact with regularly which would definitely turn me into a true /vt/ schitzo

>>2974697
I had a dream about her last night. I only have 1 friend that talks to me because she also doesn't have any other friends and knows she'd go full schitzo if we didn't talk.

>>2974774
Cute! I'm lucky enough to have 3 friends from High School that I regularly group chat with, especially with how badly I isolated myself in college. Best of luck to you and your friend

>>2892159
i just want her to be happy

I have not fallen in love with Twappis Dorky exterior contrasted by her shy depressed true self noooo sir