/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Love the Kumage

>>2893245
Congratulations on your marriage, Beatani!

>>2893272
I can't help but reading it as クマゲ. What are some games where you are a bear?

Is Beatani going to do another Karaoke stream when she reaches 3k? If so I would like to hear any song by LiSA. What do you think anons?

>>2893245
Bea, STOP MAKING THREADS WHEN THE STREAM IS HOURS AWAY

Reposting the current Windows XP hill mosaic, claim any free tile (217x217) and fill it in however you'd like. I'll keep an eye out to add it to the final piece and update the listing.

>>2893324
I agree with that

>The bear is sleeping THIS TIME FOR SURE
We are safe

>>2893324
I don't know why, but I feel like Staple Stable would fit her voice.

>>2893351
mosaicanon here's my A8 incase you didnt see it last thread

>>2893245
I am already way too invested in Bea. All other vtubers I follow are left behind, There is potentially no return after this point. What kinda magic is she using?

>>2893319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHAiq-FWK6o
Far Cry 5 has a bear companion

>>2893472
She's a spoiled brat and you're the doting father, there was never any chance of escape.

>>2893472
She's way too charming...

>>2893342
LESS MEDS, MORE THREADS!

>>2893472
She is small enough to be able to interact and talk with her fanbase, so it's very fun to participate in her streams
I love Ina and Korone, but their chats are so big and fast that you really don't miss anything if you just watch their VODs (aside from the typical shitposting of this place)

>>2893739
>I love Ina and Korone
impeccable taste, anon

>reposting this from the last thread

Hello, organizer-anon from the Cirno's perfect math class project here. It's time to make another /yah/ sings project for Beatanis birthday. There has been discussion about what we will do but there is no consensus so here I have posted a poll at the end of this post but first I'll explain the two alternatives.

Alternative 1: Singing happy birthday in english and other languages. If we take this alternative I will want you to send in a voice clip of you singing happy birthday in english and if you are not an EOP also your local language. I will post a link as always to what to emulate but I know that some languages have more than one version of happy birthday song, so for the foreign languages the first one who sends in a submission to that language will be the one that sets the precedent for what to emulate for the others who wants to send in a submission in that language. The finished clip here will start with english with a big horde of dads singing and then trickling down to the lesser languages. I expect many languages to only get like 1-3 submissions so your voice will be heard quite clearly in that case. But in the english song your voice will probably be completely masked by the horde of dads singing. I'll also let you send a short voice clip under 10 secounds or so that I will put to the end of the video, this message is supposed to be congratulating her on her birthday in some way, but of course if you send in something too yabai I will not include it. All these voice clips will be put one after another in a long string of congratulations at the end of the video.

Alternative 2: Singing clover club. This is not so complex, it's just singing clover club together. If we take this alternative I will just post a link to the clover club video and that will be what you will emulate. The subsmissions will be you singing the vocals and I will put them together over a karaoke version of the song, the end result will be one big horde of dads singing the song, look up on youtube "/a/ sings" for what to expect this to be like.

Vote here, no vote manipulation onegai
http://www.strawpoll.me/42984199/r

(you have until the start of the next stream to vote, also repost this to the next thread incase I went to sleep)

>>2893803
Birthday song seems to have won, I can't see cloverclub winning before the stream.

>>2893423
Wonderful work!

>>2893945
Come on dads there's only 4 squares left.

Polar Bear fact: There was an official (honorary) employee of Microsoft that is a Polar Bear. It was related to a promotion for Zoo Tycoon back in the early 2000's.

https://www.gamezone.com/news/magnet_a_polar_bear_from_the_baltimore_zoo_to_be_featured_on_zoo_tycoon/

>>2893979
>4
anonchama ...

you dads just keep making these threads even when no streams are around.
It is what it is I guess.

This really is a lot of threads. Which is nice because I like you all but also somehow concerning.

Good for the active projects tho

MENHERA AWAY

>>2894011
Fuck I'm blind.

>>2894036
>>2894047
i guess there's no way back now
we're probably in too deep
too many people are invested to keep /yah/ threads from happening

STOP MAKING NEW THREADS ONEGAI I WANT TO REST BUT I DON'T WANT TO MISS OUT

>I have a recital right when Beatani streams
I'll miss you guys

Every new thread keeps dying faster than the last. That's not necessarily a bad thing, just try to use more than one braincell before posting.

So dads. Will Beamages be the official name?

>>2894082
you know, If they wanted to have /yah/ threads up they could have titled them with cute and funny to autosage like we said when we were first talking about this.

>>2894117
knock 'em dead cello anon

>>2894198
>implying the people making the threads now were here when she first showed up
they weren't

>>2894082
Would you rather have a Discord? Schizo dads must have an outlet or they will pace in the room and hit the walls of their padded cell. I have no thread but I must /yah/ and all that.

>>2894036
Threads literally too big to scale back anymore. She's one of the top indies on /vt/ now.

>>2894117
Good luck

>>2894172
We're going through threads like Beatani goes through boyfriends.

>>2894191
Kind of partial to Kumage but as earlier anon mentioned it could cause confusion.

>>2894394
Takuya...

>>2894191
I'm sorry but whenever I see this pic i get the impression that this is Destoroyar-san successfully turning Beatani into his wife.

>>2894426
Beazards?

>>2894426
Kumagicians?

>>2894394
We managed to beat Takuya in a fair fight, we shouldn't be scared of her new boyfriends

>>2894301
Is this how it feels to be an Olddad?

>>2894394
Takuya wasn't shit and I guarantee we can take whoever is next in line and put them in their place
ain't nobody gonna spread beatani as long as her dads are around

>>2894488
This has potential

I didn't check threads for a few weeks, nice to see you guys still supporting our daughter

>>2894426
Coomage

>>2894301
I was there and have always thought the thread saging was lame.

>>2894443
Who? Isn't that Listener-chan in the back?

>>2894490
Apparently.

I am proud to present the sorcerer of shitposting, the harbinger of the final yah, and your new oshi: Beatani Chisato!

>>2894515
>for a few weeks
So who's the kind soul that'll explain this dad what happened in seasons 2, 3 and 4?

>>2894710
why is Beatani a mage now, what did I miss

At what time in japan is the next stream supposed to be?

>>2894743
4h30 from now JST

>>2894743
7 am

>>2894739
We had to counter the Watamage

>>2894710
Where's her wand. Everyone knows you can't be a master witch with reality altering powers without a wand.

>>2894782
mage to counter a mage, makes sense

>>2894716
Don't tell him, he will break. I nearly died myself watching it live, getting it all at the same time must be fathal.

>>2894782

>>2894743
7 am
Or 07:00 in euronese

>>2894716
Imagine the archive reps.

>>2894710
I like this image.

>>2894793
Only Listener-chan gets to see that

>>2894849
God I wish I was List- wait

>>2893245
kumage be brings forth good luck, no yabs , only yah

>>2894793
>his oshi needs a wand to use magic

Clover magician girl loli kuma based on dark magician when?>>2893245

>>2894826
You have no power here. Begone witch!

>>2894926
You all will regret this

>>2894710
this is so cute
I want a maho daughter

/yah/ is /yab/ waiting to happen

>>2894793
it should be like dark magician girl but with a clover at the end of the staff

>>2895025
>waiting
It's already here, Bea's just letting it happen in slow motion so we don't notice.

>>2894710
Nice.

not even streaming

>>2895308
What the fuck. Is global dead or did the entirety of them move to holofightz?

>>2895387
Gotta be the latter.

>>2895308
The absolute state of /jp/.

>>2893245
I worry beatani's approach to fandom is a very slow build to a roller coaster of disappointment or some kind of fallout. Her wanting to learn english, her approach with fans, and her shit-posting is great and entertaining. I just worry she's setting her self up

>>2895451
roller coasters are childish, Beatani would never take us on a ride like that.

I believe that the bear is a coward and a fool.
Additionally I think she is an idiot-head.

>>2895546
Bakatani kek

>>2895546
Calm down Risu

>>2895451
We have to enjoy it while it lasts [(You) too, Beatani]. I plan on sticking around as long as she wants to stream.

>>2895546
anti AWAY

>>2895451
It's top quality entertainment, but probably also a massive yab and subsequent implosion waiting to happen.

>>2895451
If it somehow ends, I have a feeling it will be a glorious menhara twitstorm of English and Japanese.

>>2895724
I like how she shakes her head when she says Away!

>>2895451
whoever causes the yab, at least nobody can say we didn't stick it out until the end

>>2895451
I hope it will end with the yab to end all yabs and she would bring the entire industry down with her.

>>2895974
it's too big to fail
it'd be absolutely amazing though

I've spilled too much seed already rewatching the RFA stream. Give some good timestamps on other streams for coomer dads?

>>2895860
beatani isn't some 13 year old getting groomed on discord, she's literally a 2ch shitposter that's basically just transplanted into being a 4chan shitposter. she doesn't even try to hide it on stream either so really the only way this could implode beyond her just burning out or something is a bunch of retards on twitter try to cancel her and she takes it to heart instead of telling them to fuck off

Not sure how edited it was, but I remember seeing a video of Korone playing the 'fast RPG' game and it was done really quick. So there will likely be a decent chunk of stream for zatsudan. Could be a good time to go through the Question Box at https://peing.net/en/beatanichisato

>>2896014
There's a members-only ASMR stream, you have to sub at the highest tier though.

>>2896014
>I've spilled too much seed already rewatching the RFA stream
>rewatching
You're a freak

>>2887527
>>2887589
>>2887656
>>2887692
>>2887701
>>2887717
They don't know about the Japanese System lolol

>>2895429
We are /jp/ it's just that we moved ti Vtubers now from Touhou because Touhou dried up.

>>2896230
I thought kanji was already bad enough

>>2896094
I've seen Pekora rage quitting it because she couldn't even get out of the village so let's see how she fares

>>2895451
That's because we're literally her only fandom and we don't have much to offer. We'll screech about not using discord even though that's where all the Vtubers do their networking. We're literally stunting her growth because we are selfish dads who want to keep our daughter pure, but as you can tell, it's causing her to have anxiety, depression, and full on menhera attacks. The final yab starts and ends with us.

>>2896312
Touhou may be permanently reclining but it'll live forever.

>>2896427
>even though that's where all the Vtubers do their networking
Now now, that wasn't ever in contention.

>>2896076
Or a coordinated attack by schizos similar to the zhangs that reduced Kiryuu Coco of all people to tears. Unfortunately a 2ch shitposter is still human after all.

>>2896094
what is this game anyway? some kind of half minute hero thing? that was pretty cool back on the psp

>>2896427
>We'll screech about not using discord even though that's where all the Vtubers do their networking
This is not the case

>>2896493
It's just a big shitpost. It's a basic RPG with a joke plot and everything is really fast.

>>2896427
>That's because we're literally her only fandom
she got like 500 subs from the reddit post alone dude

>>2896497

>>2896493
It's more of an obstacle course where you move very fast and have to dodge fast npcs

>>2896427
stop drinking and go to bed

>>2896427
Mark my words, Beatani won't be satisfied with the status quo and will create a discord eventually whether you like it or not. All she needs is enough loyal subscribers to survive the fallout from the anti discord schizos here.

>>2896427
>>2896708
> We'll screech about not using discord even though that's where all the Vtubers do their networking.

This was never the case. You have to go back.

>>2896708
>anti discord schizos
i've given discord many honest to fucking god chances
these "community" discords literally always and without fucking fail devolve into attention-whoring and dramafaggotry

>>2896444
It will have resurgences, because of nostalgia give it 20 years.

My biggest problem is they missed the window or well Zun didn't let them. We could have had so many good touhou games commercially produced. But now that it's in decline we're actually getting some. But it's too late for that big touhou game.

Holy shit, there really are lots of New Dads here.
It was never about Discord itself bros. It was always about the communities that fosters in these Discords. When she decides to network with more chuubas to do collabs I'm sure everyone here would be very supportive of the decision.
After all, we want to see our Kusogaki grow.

>>2896795
no it will be different this time!

>>2896795
You see, the problem is that beatani hasn't seen how bad discord can be, so in her pov you might as well be overly concerned dads who is worrying about nothing. 4chan said reddit was a bad idea, but it turned out fine. So i don't know if she still thinks that she can trust the advices given by you guys here.

are we really having a "dads freak out about discord" re-run?

you guys need to give this kusogaki some new material. we were doing so good with the "Bullying her for oversleeping" and "pretending to be in our own discord server" arcs.

>>2897071
Reddit can be fine if you don't attract massive attention to the point the trannies start noticing you.

>Still having doubts about the bear
This is why making threads so early is a mistake, the doomposting is just silly and annoying.
Do you want to support her? Help the anons who are managing the projects for her birthday.

>>2897135
>pretending to be in our own discord server
i liked that arc ...

>>2897135
>>2897202
>pretending
>they don't know
see you cool dads in level 7

>>2896427
>>2896708
>>2896795
>>2897053
Discord is a super important tool for audience retention and community building for any independent streamer. It gives your core viewership a place to hang out and congregate while you aren't streaming. Granted, her core audience is in this thread, but this is a limited pool of people and others aren't going to trickle in. If she wants to put the new redditors and randoms under her spell, a discord with good rules and mods is the way to do it. If you guys advise her against this, you are literally damaging her career.

>>2897053
>newdads
I like the ring of it.

>why are dads fighting over things that have been discussed already?

>>2897071
>but it turned out fine
For now.
Discord can work if it's played smartly. And that would include a lot of various roles and a lot of gating involved. Then you also have to worry about the shit involving any drama related to users because one decided to flirt with another and the issue was brought on that discord. Unnecessary, but it's the nature of the beast.
Roles that you have people gate and pass through would be easiest to prevent early image spam until they reach a point where they can be weeded out from those that just want to cause trouble or try to get the server banned for TOS violations.

>>2897220
How about you stop playing pretend manager and let Beatani do what she wants? She's already shown that despite taking our opinions into consideration if she wants to do something she will do it.

>>2897220
go back to your wannabe vtuber thread faggot

>>2897220
How many time do we have to tell you Dad?
She. Will. Start. Networking. When. SHE. Wants. To.
Not you Dadchama.

>>2897220
>discord

nice bait faggot

>>2895451
I'm in for the ride, no matter where it leads. It's worth it. Not much to lose.

>>2897284
>>2897334
t. groomers

I'm just here for the rollercoaster ride and anonposting. I think discord is inevitable, but I'm enjoying my time here.

>>2897413
this.

>>2897220
>this time it'll work guise
No. Just no. Discords almost always fail because of how that thing is made. If you want to have a decent server you literally have to swim against the flow.
Get the best moderators you can but always pay attention none of them go rogue and have the banhammer ready, moderators themselves know their limits and know they're supposed to work for the community as a whole not only for their oshi, and regular posters need common sense (this is the hardest part). It's way too much work for her numbers yet.

Please someone save this thread from the micro-managing faggots.
"Bea has to do this"
"Bea has to do that"
"It'll damage her career if she doesn't do what I want her to do"
Please shut the fuck up already, you're so goddamn annoying.

WHO LOVES THE KUSOGAKI???

>>2896758
YOU have to go back. This isn't /jp/, she's going the EN route where discord plays an important role in XP farming.

>>2897497
Me and my tulpa

>>2897497
she's my daughter
why wouldn't i?

>>2897497
I love Chihiro aka Beatani Chisato!

>>2897497
Mine looks different. What's wrong with her?

>>2897497
Clock + Kusogaki
You already know what to do dads

>>2897441
They aren't even from here. The thread we had 12 hours ago was filled with a bunch of anons from /wvt/ and /trash/ who were giving "advice" in the form of linking their favorite vtuber's twitch for half the thread without a single mention of Beatani. When questioned some of them had never even watched Bea. We should start having threads closer to when she streams. 24/7 /yah/ threads are quickly becoming a mistake.

>>2895295
>/morig/ is still one of the fastest in the middle of holofightz
Based doxxbraps

>>2897497
Since you posted it again, please rename it to "Common_Bea.gif"

>>2897536
This. I'm convinced that half the people here want her to recline so that they can get more attention from her in stream and on twitter.

>>2897497
I love my daughter.

>>2897497
The only meds I need is Bea's abusive behaviour
https://files.catbox.moe/bxf6x1.png

>>2897675
>not having a discord or collabing with some literal who will make her recline
Try to be less obvious touristchama.

>>2897722
god i wish that were me
wait

>>2897616
Not a damn thing.

>>2897497
I do

>>2897675
Did you see the fucking indie threads back on /jp/ (few months back)? Creepy fucks wanted them to fail and would switch to a new "toy" every so often. It really pissed me off.

>>2897722
Me on the Left

>>2894301
>tfw got noticed more than you olddads

>>2897675
>either you want an absurd schizo drama filled discord server or you hate her and want her to fail
k then

>>2897722
all me.

>>2897536
Based

>>2897778
i'm sure your parents are proud of you, anon

>>2897742
did I say anything about collabs? Nice reading comprehension

>>2897778
Getting her to tell you to stop creeping her out is not a victory, Jack.

>>2897616
too much sauna

>>2897778
sad

>>2897852
pretty sure jack was grinning like an idiot if he was specifically called out by her

>>2897886
he definitely was not, that thumbs up looked painful

>>2897834
I took the opportunity and mentioned it because I know you're heading there, and I'll remind you she said she'll collab when and with whoever she wants but not now. Again, try harder touristchama.

>>2897497
NO KUSO

Dads.
It seems that some "friends" are getting too cocky. Let's teach them.

Beatani....

>>2898011
Based
I respect Dads but some anons are getting too uppity. Beatani likes to see us fighting anyway so we may as well self police and push them out.

>>2898011
Dad no! Listener-chan was just joking!

>>2898011
Where to we start?

Discord would be fine if she could find trustworthy mods who don't groom, power trip or attention whore, but I don't think those types of people exist in the people who watch her.

>>2898104
Yea, so lets just drop the idea. This is like the 5th time this has been argued. NO MORE TIME LOOPS

>>2898011
wait what the fuck

>>2898104
>I don't think those types of people exist in the people who watch her.
Those types of people don't exist in real life either, you're describing a saint.

>>2898011
People are shitting up our daughter's thread? I'm on my way.

>>2898084
There is NOT gonna be a discord. And whoever we see asking for one, we cut off their balls and force them to be Listener-chan exclusively for the ojisan dads for an entire week.

>>2898104
Jack will make a fine Discord moderator.

>>2897053
>>2896427
If people are that angry about discord she could just make an IRC channel desu

>>2898216
Just a week? Balls don't grow back that fast.

>>2898225
Don't forget these two.

>>2898135
Yeah can we just stop talking about it. We already agreed that we will not make one ourselves so the only thing to do is to keep watching her and if she herself makes a discord then thats her decision. I don't think she needs one but it is still only her own decision. But as of right now neither she or we are interested so no use talking about it.

>>2898104
Ziassan seems to know Discord well, he should be moderator.

>>2898225
Get out Jack

>>2898104
i'd imagine it's insanely difficult to mod a discord server
where the fuck do you cut off discussion? where's the line between personal conversation and attention whoring?
are you going to ban this guy just because you can or do you genuinely think it's detrimental to the entire server?
sounds like a fucking nightmare to me

>>2898274
Fuck off Zia.

>>2898272
>These two
It's the same person anon. This is not a joke

>>2898274
Zia I will throttle you back to where you came from.

>>2898225
You know, I unironically agree that Jack would make a good mod simply because he seems autistic enough to enforce the rules fairly.

>>2898272
Do either of these people come to the streams? I never see them...I only ever see them commenting

Consider the following: instead of a discord or IRC, can't she just set up one of those livestreams scheduled for years in advance to function as a surrogate chatroom?

>>2898322
lmao are we getting rrats on beatanis twitter followers now. This community is something else.

>>2898353
they never get used though
even coco's is empty most of the time

>>2898353
Free chat room sounds nice.

>>2898353
This.

>>2898353
this

>>2898353
Honestly why not. I would never use it but it is a good place for some people to ask dumb questions like "when is the next stream" and such.

>>2898353
It would be kino if it was a reference to the last stream. Set it to her 30th birthday and call it the "graduation stream"

>>2898274
Zman I'm in both threads. Stop trying to groom vtubers. You had literal multiple sockpuppets so hush.

>>2898274
Too busy writing his manifesto

>>2898274
he's in jail for pedophilia

>>2898343
Yeah he doesn't really come across as a creepy groomer, just as a sperg who's lacking in self-awareness.

>>2898343
That's an interesting take, maybe so

Checked cocos free chat, it is fucking dead.

>>2898359
It's not a Rrat. There's only one people behind those two accounts. I once made the mistake to reply to one of his tweets which he later deleted and posted the exact same thing from the lolicon account. That fucker really creeps me out.

>>2897979
...This is pretty hot

>>2898272
>>2898322
He types like an ojisan

jack love

>>2898542
god I love typing as an ojisan but I dont want beatani to get mad at me

This stream instead of greeting Beatani with ohadayo we should greet her with spam from the oji-san app she showed us.

>>2898551
Jack was not relevant outside of his public execution. Small channel with small numbers, I don't know why you dads gave him so much attention to begin with.

>>2898104
I can promise you that I'm going to groom girls on that hypotetical Discord and I will post their nudes just to nuke this eventual shithole. Go ahead faggot do it

I see it clearly now. /yah/ Club is Fight Club. We are Jack Moore, Beatani is Tyler Durden - a persona we made for ourselves to compensate for our nihilism and listlessness. Together we will bring about the final yah, the collapse of vtubing as an industry. Here we are anonymous, only the dead have names. (His name is JackofAllBlades). Beatani turns human remains into a useful product and sows chaos while banging Listener-chan, but we did it to ourselves. Only one way this ends...

>>2898297
Last post I'll make about this since the thread has moved on. It depends on the topic and the audience. Servers with a predominantly 4chan/ironic weeb audience are doomed to fail without ironclad rules because people don't know how to behave in public. But if it's a more chill group interested in a normie friendly topic like tech or fantasy or art, it is easier to build a non cancerous culture.

>>2898644
It began when he wrote all those very cringe and redditor-like comments during streams and they became obsessed with him. This made beatani hate him too and she executed him.

>>2898606
Write this down. WRITE THIS DOWN!

Remind me again, why are people scared that a discord server will pop up?

>>2898606
kek i'd lose my shit over the sight of a ton of ヤッホーs

>>2898644
to be fair i feel bad for the guy, i think it would have been better if she told her via DM

>>2898593
Let's do this kek. Anyone have the link saved?

>>2898721
told him*

>>2898738
>>2898606
https://oji.netlify.app/

>>2898701
>This made beatani hate him too and she executed him.
I actually believe she did it to stop him from having a target painted on his back, so let's stop talking about him.

>>2898747
Such a useful site. I honestly can't believe that Beatani showed this to us. She gave us this weapon for free.

ベア谷ﾁｬﾝ、ヤッホー(^з<)何してるのかい(￣ー￣?)月曜日は仕事〜この旅館、スイーツがオイシイんだってオイラと一緒に行こうよなんてね

>>2898760
This. But he'll remain on my memories as the first clown that got hammered by the bear.

>>2898692
Wait a minute...
>>2857939
>>2858319
>>2861577
I thought dad was both of them, Jack is the gosling and Tyler is what dad wants to be, free of suffering
Fightclubposting is confusing

This will be bestani's face once she wakes up and does her archive reps. I feel like she will make a discord server just to shut up these arguments

>>2898792
ちひろちゃん、オハヨウ〜。イタリアン好きかナ。今週の月曜日、仕事が早く終わりそうなんだけど、ご飯でもどうかな。
It really hurts when you can understand what these things say. I'm in pain right now.

>>2898829
Could be, more meds are required for proper determination.

>>2898854
>just to shut up these arguments
Quite the contrary

>>2898869
>>2898792
the greetings always get me kek

>>2898869
アノンちゃん、久しぶりアノンちゃんも今日も2時までお仕事かな今日は天気が悪いね(￣Д￣;;(-_-;)こんな日は会社休んでオレとホテルに行こうよﾅﾝﾁｬｯﾃ

ちいちゃん、愛しいなぁもう(^_^)(笑)(^o^)可愛すぎてオイラお仕事に集中できなくなっちゃいそうだよ(-_-;)(^▽^;)どうしてくれるンダ

>>2898869
Its funny because its actually how they type, I always see ojisans posting under some idol groups I follow and its literally the same exact shit

>>2898854
This is kinda her fault tho for bringing discord up AGAIN in a twitter shitpost.

>>2898936
Yeah im posting this when her stream starts.
サエちゃんは、スタイルがいイネ 可愛すぎてオジサンお仕事に集中できなくなっちゃいそうだよ^^;どうしてくれるんダ

>>2898936
hot

>>2898936
Did Beatani know she opened Pandora's box when sharing that link.

>>2898780
I'm honestly kinda curious what other sites a 24 years old japanese girl has bookmarked, who knows what goes on in japanese online culture

>>2898747
>>2898792
>>2898869
>>2898936
>>2898949
>>2898985
remember dads she'll hate it even more if you enter her name in to make it personalized.

べあたに

Remember to not post a single ojisan post in the chat until her face shows up. No posting it during the loading screen. Timing is important.

>>2899043
This, I want to see her reaction live. We can probably get a great clip out of it.

>>2899043
Don't jinx it dads.

>>2899021
yes

>>2898936
It really gets creepy when the text starts to mention hotels and shit.

>>2899032
But I wanted to call her Chii-chan.

>>2899032
I put Chihiro instead. Someone needs to do his reps

>>2899098
That's even better

>>2899043
Oh God let's hope she doesn't open the thread first.

>>2899032

>>2899087
its supposed to be creepy

>>2899162
日本語のほうがいいと思う

We're the old dads of archives, man. No purpose or place. We have no Shitpost War. No Final Yab. Our Shitpost War's a Discord War... our Final Yab is our lives.

>>2899259
Sadly I can't read runes

>>2899317
You're NGMI with that attitude dad.

>>2899317
Lets all do our reps

Reminder that dads can't beat oniichans.

>>2899452
>vtuber friendly version of the quizmaster guide with the shill links taken out
didn't realize someone had made this, pretty nice

>>2899452
All of these guides recommending to start with runes first always scare me off. Would be so much easier if i just had to learn speech

>>2899500
Well onichan, you were not the one who won against Takuya yesterday

>>2899500
Shut the fuck up you little shit.

>>2899539
Hiragana and Katakana seem scary at first glance but you can learn them in less than a week. It also helps you with Japanese pronouncation. Just watch some youtube videos anon.

>>2899566
Remember jelly Bea? Now she hides this under a coat of Dad NTR and abuse...

>>2899539
>Would be so much easier if i just had to learn speech
That's the hardest part, actually
Reading is a lot easier thanks to the kanji

>>2899452
If you guys can get a copy of "Remembering the Kanji" it'll also help a lot. It teaches you the meaning of the Kanji, not the pronunciation, but it really helps in the long run I can assure that. I didn't buy my copy though.
>>2899539
That'll only work if you can speak with natives. So it's more accessible to start with the writing. You can do it dad!

>>2899566
I want to see more of Neko-chan...

>>2899539
You typically have to read in learning materials and eventually you will reach a point where the material is entirely entirely in Japanese.

>>2899678
>It teaches you the meaning of the Kanji, not the pronunciation
RTK does teach you the pronunciation though.

>>2899539
actually >>2899452 this one is really good and its essentially all you really have to do.

>>2899452
So if I cant remember Hiragan and Katakana by one week should I just give up?

>>2899500
We were pulling our punches, didn't want to embarrass the boy in front of his sister.

>>2899725
Tfw mine doesn't

neat

>>2899786
Come on anon, they're not difficult. They're quite literally an alphabet with syllables instead of letters.

>>2899838
doesnt reading all that text just slow you down?

>>2899786
No, just do your reps until you learn. A language is a tool and proficiency isn't gained in leaps and bounds in a short amount of time but by using it and studying a tiny bit every day.
Just listen to our daughter talk about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aywPDTVcaQ

>>2899861
Allow me to ruin it.
>>2899500

There's a good chrome/firebox extension "Yomichan" which will highlight the meaning of kanji and japanese words on any page and even the pronunciation of said kanji, if you know hiragana.
There's other variations of that extension like "Rikaichamp" which I use because I like it more

>>2899838
I think that's just part 1. You need the next part.

>>2899861
the quad dubs don't lie

>>2899958
Yeah, it's pretty much a cheat code. Another neat thing to mention is that it supports showing pitch accents provided you have the dictionary for it.

>>2899961
I'll just use Jisho for that.

>>2900076
Some say you don't learn with it but I did learn kanji with it while also studying on the side

love me some bear tani if you catch my drift

https://youtu.be/N6TwgX7MDh0
>cover reps

>>2899894
Okay. It's still taking more than one week.
>>2899936
I dont really care about speaking japanese. I just think It would be neat to understand what chubbas are saying sometimes.

>>2900145
I love me some bear kani

>>2897441
it's the wannabe managers and groomerfags from /wvt/ who's doing this shit. It's honestly pretty annoying. People should tell them to fuck off

Imagine if she's late to stream again.

>>2900101
Or just learn them from vocab
>>2900116
It can be used as crutch since it's so fast to use, but a dictionary is definitely a useful tool.

>>2899897
You are supposed to read the text and then make cards like the one in this picture. On the back of each card you just have to write some key words that help you bring to your memory the meaning of the kanji.
This one, for example, means "Word", which is made up of two kanji, the one on the left meaning "say" and the one on the right "I". So I remember: "Things I say but not are not mine = Words", but you can adapt it to your preferences.

>>2900330
don't drink too much dad it makes you aggressive

>>2900216
>uninanako reps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-6w6p0WLt4

Dads repill me on Wanikani. From what I've heard from people who know some Japanese it's slow as hell but easy and effective but everyone on 4chan seems to hate it because it costs money.

>>2900502

>>2900413
Not going to happen, she is way too anxious about it now. She might do it on purpose to fuck with us though.

>>2893351
C7 done !

>>2900543
just use anki and the 6k set up until you learn 1k kanji, youll get most of your kanjis from immersion anyways

>>2900543
This >>2900662 you can get everything wanikani offers for free.

>>2900543
I have lifetime and enjoy it more than Anki. It's nice that it's curated and is constantly updated. It's not slow, but it does not let you skip ahead if you happen to know stuff already. There's a bunch of user scripts made by the community to customize it or add functionality. It works for me and the first three levels are free, so I would at least check it out.

>>2900657
Thank you Idiotshippocake!
You have saved Beatani from the ugly Takuya, Based!

>>2899838
What the fuck is this shit? This is why I always recommend KKLC.

>The thread has finally calmed down
Thank god. I love you guys, but the early threads are usually horrible.

>>2900999
You're witnessing the effect.

>>2900999
Is the calming down because we collectively took our meds or because it wore off?

>>2900999
Wanna start the discord shit again dad?
Also checked

speaking of meds, should I take xanax and drink alcohol at the same time?

>>2900939
Yah, I think that was a bad example of what RTK can offer. Sometimes the author can't help but force his biblical references into the explanations, because he's basically telling you how he remembers each of the kanji. But it also helps to make your own analogies.
Thanks for the recommendation.

>>2901095
Lets do another Tower of Babel!
>>2901136
If you want to fuck your liver and die. Go for it.

>>2901177
Bana fark etmez sabahlar olmasın

>>2897778
You sure did, jackofblades-san

>>2901177
>another Tower of Babel
kein Interesse

>>2901209
Håll käften innan jag kastar min yxa mot din skalle!

Do you ever drink during Beatani streams. I kinda want to because it's friday night but I'm afraid I'll start to post a bunch of cringe into the chat.

>>2901319
Not yet, I'm waiting for a drinking stream.

>>2901319
No, but I never drink in general.

>>2901319
I blackout easily, so I always stay away from alcohol in social situations. If you just want to get buzzed that's fine. It'll make you a more brave dad.

>>2901319
I have never drank alcohol in my life.

>>2900484
>>2899897
easy stuff like n5 kanjis and most of n4 are so common that you literally recognize them by how they look and what words with them you know, without needing to dissect the components.
picrelated are my old kanji flashcards, and even tho my jp is pretty bad nowadays, i can remember at least 1 word with reading and translation for all of these kanjis, and i did not specifically study their components like in RTK or >>2900939

>>2901319
>friday night
What the fuck?

>>2901394
How do you cope with life?

>>2901423
Saturday night*

>>2901319
>friday night
Anon?

>>2901451
Masturbating, mostly.

>>2901394
Don't, you aren't missing anything special. This is coming from a guy that only drinks whiskey and rum on his bday and new years.

>>2901451
I don't

>>2901394
Is this an indonesian muslim or somthing?

>>2901319
I drank during her 2k karaoke party and her RFA stream. It made it a pretty good experience.

>>2901487
I've never drank either and I'm not.

>>2901397
I don't know anon, reading the components first made it easier for me to move on to higher level kanji. I guess it just goes to show that it depends on how you want to learn the language. The anon who was pessimistic about it should keep that in mind.

>>2901467
I wasn't planning on starting, I'm already older than a fair number of posters here.

>>2901371
>>2901377
>>2901394
>>2901467
>>2901546
All these non-alcohol drinking dads. I'm surprised. Are we good and responsible dads? I was not prepared for this.

>>2899958
>install Yomichan
>dictionaries don't have 瑞鶴 even though they have 翔鶴

>>2901601
i mean yes, you do have to be able to identify the radicals and know all their various forms and rules of the kanji structure and so on, i'm mainly talking about remembering english meaning/mnemonic for every component, that sounds way too cumbersome to me.

>>2901319
every time it lines up with my evening
I'm a functioning alcoholic and can handle the cringe next day though. And in my experience there's no avoiding cringeposting on streams. Beer does that to you.

>>2901644
Whats the point of booze if you dont have frens to get flat out drunk with?

>>2901647
Feel free to submit that name to the JMnedict https://www.edrdg.org/enamdict/enamdict_doc.html

She woke up

>>2900881
Funnily I'm a part of the mom chimera, felt like drawing my beautiful and brave husband <3

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1386062319969439747

She's awake early today. Stick to the plan dads.

>>2901833
to help distract you from the fact you dont have frens to get drunk with

>>2901909
of course i will
as soon as you remind me what the plan is again

>>2901900
>>2901909
time to like her shitposts then

>>2901907
What a coincidence anon, I too love my husband a lot.

She's up already?!?

>>2901941
￣Д￣

kek, she's not waking up for shit
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1386064506074267649

>>2901909
oh, she won't be late this time

>>2902134
>all those alarms
It turns out I was the Beatani all along.

>>2902134
>It's a cover for her archive reps.
It's over dads.

>>2902140
you were saying...

>>2902134
Why do people do this? Why don't they just use snooze?

>>2902189
After years of using alarm I never understood what snooze meant

>>2902134
literally me

>>2902212
Delays your alarm by 10/15 minutes

holy fuck this bear might just be addicted to twitter
>barely woke up
>already tweeting

>>2902189
Speaking from experience, it's very easy to turn the alarm off by accident. Multiple alarms are more reliable than the snooze button.

>>2901833
Isn't that what the internet is for? People use this for other reason?

>>2902231
You say she's addicted to twitter but she only posts in short bursts, isn't there 24/7.

>>2901487
استغفر الله هذا الكلام غير مقبول في شهر الله رمضان

>>2902189
>you accidentally press stop instead of snooze
>have no backup alarms
congrats, you're fucked now

>>2902027
I'm not surprised at all that a notoriously based "person" is behind this cool idea !

>>2902314
I have never done that before, my fingers arent fat.

>>2900502
we need a new mic remake

Would replying her tweet with ojii san talk be cringe?

>>2902351
it's less about fingers and more about blain, i've done it once or twice and i didn't even remember doing it.

>>2902421
Yes. Save it for when she starts the stream, that's the plan anon.

>>2902421
It was done before so I don't know what to tell you, but you'll be called cringe

>>2894191
Im voting Kumagician

>>2902421
Save it for later.

>>2902421
not yet, see
>>2898606
>>2898738
>>2898747

>>2902467
Perfect

>>2902421
Anon, your 2899043 reps.

>>2902525
Now let's just hope she won't be reading the thread.

>>2902575
already is

Oji-sans, stand by in case this mesugaki needs an attitude adjustment.

Hi Beatani I love you! But I'm still not going to let you participate in the orgies that we make with Listener-chan.

>>2902467
KUMAGE, THE CLOVER MAGICIAN, ATTACK DIRECTLY WITH REDDIT MENHerA ASSAULT, DESTROYING ALL GOSLIJNGS IN THE THE THREAD

>>2902134
I do the same when I want to wake up really early like 3 AM. Can confirm it works flawlessly.

>>2902669
AT LAST IT BEGINS
THE ERA OF THE WATAMAGES IS OVER
STAND UP! MY BRAVE KUMAGES AND MAKE THE RATS TREMBLE WITH FEAR.

>>2902351
I sometimes turn off my alarm and then just do back to sleep because it's too early to actually get up.

Oh, you think schizo is your ally. But you merely adopted the shitpost; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't take the med until I was already a menhera, by then it was nothing to me but 薬 AWAY!

She said I was allowed to bootleg merch with these but I don't think this is what she had in mind

>>2902789
The harbinger of the final yah is upon us!

>>2902817
Banetani

>>2902669
Kumage... your meds...

>>2902818
Oh god my dick!

>>2902789
obligatory template

>>2902817
Listener-chan, I'm IKZ

>>2902817
>CIA Gosling: Could you do a chismografo stream? I want to know more about you!
>Banetani: It would be painful.
>CIA Gosling: Oh, come on don't be shy, you're a big girl!
>Banetani: For you.

>>2902818

>>2902818
I want to sniff that gap

>>2900657
Awesome work, added!

>be bea
>boring office job makes you browse anonymous boards
>do not fit in, shit makes you depressed
>decide to quit job and start something new
>vtubing seems fun
>create a channel, populate it with videos and finally debut
>ask a couple of questions on english anonymous board
>all your viewers are now from english anonymous board
>yfw
minor creative liberties might have been taken while writing this post