/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura and I are getting married

this is what gura likes

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>28879631
that body is literally perfect

She really wants to RP more with us. God she's so cute...

Gura is the perfect girl

I want Gura with super long, fluffy hair.

stop being so tsundere about tempus and move your stream

so what happened in the subway
>>28879726

>>28879835
Kill yourself

>>28879875

>>28879474
Gura is the Groom and Goom master.
She will not be outdone in a contest of cute girl sex

Goob won't stream over the homos. Because:

1)Gawr Gura is a gentle, sweet soul. She's not after LE BASED BTFO HOMOSHITS 4chan points. She might never interact with them, but she also has no reason to knee cap them.
2)She didn't know they were debuting, most likely.

>>28879835
She will concede soon, weak shark.

>>28879875
sold her soul for a free ticket

I can't believe I slept in until 3 PM with my daughter wife, well she's still sleeping. What a stream

>>28880008
They're targeted at a different audience faggot, her streaming over them won't change anything

>>28880081
If anything, her not streaming because of their debut would only bring them more hate. Uf she wants to be considerate, she should stream.

>>28880008
Goob WILL stream over the homos. Because:

1)She doesn't care
2)She doesn't care but a second time

>>28880081
You're delusional, the average chumbud is just an underage memer, perfect to grow a brotuber audience.

>>28880081
Yeah, there really isn't much overlap. It's the same when JPs stream over a new EN outfit reveal. I'm pretty sure there isn't that huge a crossover between those who watch the EN girls and the new EN males that'll come out.

>>28880079
I'm still high from it. Imagine not having faith in Goomba.

>>28880081
Yes, the overlap isn't massive, but Holotourists will flock to Gura and she will take a large chunk of them. Omega is clearly pushing the fags what with having a fucking watch party on the HoloEN channel for them, so pretending no one cares when a higher up is literally helping shill them (A-chan) on a Holo channel is silly.

>>28880008
She'll stream over them because she's based and doesn't give a shit about homos

How can there be an overlap if the Homos aren't in Hololive? They're in HomoStars.

>>28880008
>She didn't know they were debuting.
>Still doesn't know.
>Still doesn't stream.
>Huhaha.

Gura is not allowed to interact with the Homos because she's a child

The Homos are in HoloStars, not Hololive. There is no overlap.

>>28879875
Blu just wasn't the same after the male yab...

>>28880292
>Holotourists will flock to Gura and she will take a large chunk of them
Good. Not even tourists care about Holostars.
Hell dude even the entire reddit is in "meh who gives a shit mode" about them other than posting mag memes

i am generally pro-stars, at least i like the jp stars. i hope gura overlaps them. the idea that hololive EN should be closer to stars than has been the standard for hololive JP just degrades the standards of the community further.

gura's asmr was good i can see why someone would pay for it

>>28879826
Super long hair on her next outfit pls.
Actually, what do you guys think the theme on her next outfit will be?

so what's up with all these tourists forcing unity between Gura and the blue thot

>>28880176
Watch hololive streams. Im literally quoting what Ame said

gura doesn't give a shit about dudes she doesn't even know
but she will stop streaming and tweeting for days to play with the ones she knows
two faced shark

> Watch hololive streams. Im literally quoting what Ame said

>>28880604
So you're just copying her cope.

Nice post touristchama

>>28880530
Hard to tell, since it will most likely be the same theme as the rest of myth again. Maybe something comfy and warm for the winter.

New 3D outfit when?

>>28880212
Gura loves BMD

>>28880785
Next fes

>>28880530
Wargear outfit.

My mind is still powerful from the memba stream. They shitpost, but I barely see it let alone respond.

Gura will cancel the public stream but do 2 member ones, your loyalty will be tested

>>28881017
fuck I have to watch mag or I won't fit in here anymore

>>28881073
faggot

>>28881017
>cancel public stream but do two members ones
Based. Fuck greys, some of them are alright but the majority are tourist retards.

>>28880933
I kinda want a goth one

It brings me great joy knowing that Gura is into RP

>>28881017
Consider the following: All member streams.

>>28881299
It's fun and she's a great actress.

>>28881349
Consider this: Hairclip and above only streams.

>>28881349
All member streams all the time. Gura will prove to us that she takes two baths a day.

>>28881299
DDLG RP next

>>28881299
It was adorable in the beginning with her nervous laughter. Now that she knows people love it, she's going to keep doing it. So cute.

Is Gura the kind of girl that reads erotic books?

Rindo

Gura

>>28881604
She likes creative writing but doesn't read books, so probably just fanfics.

You ever wonder what Gura's twitter usage would be like if there wasn't an unending pile of fanart to like and retweet?

>>28881604
Dunno, I know my mom had a couple.

>>28881648
what about her?

>>28881648
Go back, Bjoarn

>>28881604
>>28881688
No way. Gura reads doujins and looks at fanart. She's not a reading person in general, the words make her dyslexia act up.

>>28881719
>reserved for future succy soundpost

>>28881692
I hardly know how twitter works

>>28881349
Yes please. I know she still wants to throw grays a bone sometimes but if it wasn't for game perms being shit for members stream I could see her doing them even more.

>>28881711
He got banned from her channel and blocked on twitter
Wouldn't be upset if he was the one trying to start shit here all the time.

>>28881889
>Wouldn't be upset
I think I just had a stroke
I mean to type surprised

>>28881933
Happens to the best of >us.

>>28881743
Anon, I... she literally read a story to us in the last stream and said she's into creative writing before.

>>28881933
I'm shocked I don't get called ESL more because when I post late at night I notice I make errors constantly. English is the only language I know, I just get extra retarded when I'm tired

>>28880176
>the average chumbud is just an underage memer

https://streamable.com/rqlbep

>>28882109
>there's actual boomers watching Gura

>>28882109
He meant to type Teamate
He just made a mistake.
Who do you think are the ones posting all the knock off Mobius memes?

>>28882342
Stop talking about Teamates in here ffs. It's like you want them to shitpost

>>28882391
you must have missed this >>28882166

>>28882109
it was only a matter of time until the 0.7% found us

>>28882109
it's me! i'm 8.6%!

>>28882391
Anon, they've been shilling their homos and their 2view leech here for an entire week.

Is gura dead?

>>28882609
She's just a little sick.

>>28882109
Damn, Gura better stream over the homostars so she can keep her 8% female audience.

>>28882646
yeah, she's SICK NASTY

>>28882671
>320,000 fembuds

>>28882805
LONDON? Ontario

>>28882109
>that retired couple that watch Gura as a replacement for their weird, autistic dead daughter

>mfw she cancels tonight's stream

>>28882917
What the fuck, man.

>>28882671
I think its been made pretty obvious that all of Gura's fembuds are lolicons.

>>28882805
>20,000 are under 18

>>28883024
>insert joke that would make schizos cry for the next 2 hours about off topic posting.

God I love her so much!

>>28882950
It would be m*nagement forcing her to cancel the stream, unlike your oshi, Gura doesn't care about those faggots

>>28882109
What about 12 and under?

>>28882950
Show me your face when she doesn't

diaper shark

frame?

>>28883389
T- 2.5h±0.5h

>>28883024

>>28883134
Youtube is legally not allowed to show them on the metrics

>>28883024

>>28883024
I'm retarded. It's 28k.

A child...

>>28883936
worse than a predator

Cunny I kneel

cumbuds, should i wait for the stream? i have an incredible urge

>>28884371
Do it now so you will be able to focus later.

Chumbuds, we might've got too cocky...

>>28884783
Never....

trust the shart

Waiting for Gura's smug ass to get magged

fart shark
dookie dolphin
feces fish
poop goop

>>28884996
this is what gura enjoys

>>28885076
PUFFY

>>28885125
Vulva

she will not stream today...

>Gura is attracted to underaged girls
>Gura thinks you get a GF by grooming her on discord
>Gura is going to try to groom Rindo
>Gura will show up at Rindo's home
>Rindo's parents apparently are deaf because they don't hear their daughter shouting at fucking 4 am
>Gura will get Rindo to beat her up because as we know Gura is a weak as fuck womenlet who is weaker than Ina and Gura really likes ryona, or whatever you call it if it is lesbian
>Gura will get locked on Blue's cage, naked and Rindo will take Gura's panties
>Rindo will probably get Gura to autograph the panties

>>28885458
t. tourist

>>28881604
>Gura
>Reading
You already know the answer

We lost...the future is male

>>28885577
Stop shilling yourself, whore. Go get murdered already.

>>28885577
Nah they will just have mutual loving cunny sex

>>28885577
I don't think either of them could look at the other without collapsing into some form of psychosis.

I don't think Gura even knows about Tempus.

Gura is so cute, what the fuck.

Gura might be too sick to stream, but I'll still kneel if she writes another member post with a cute emoji at the end.

>>28886243
If Gura is too stick to stream im still going to schizo post about how its managements fault just to warn you. So you dont reply to it seriously later.

Ina already doomposting about leaving the timeslot open for male debuts...no...

>>28886352
Same desu

>>28886352
you pull off jenma's mask. it turns out she is Pestilence a whoresman of the apocalypse

>>28886224

>>28886469
dont care
less >we support these kinds of things the less work gets hoisted on Gura

need a download of the maid member stream please

>>28886243
I am holding out for a later stream because I think she'll be sleeping in anyway, since she's sick, and I do think they don't want to overlap. Still, while I can contain the inner schizo I can't stop it from shitposting inside my head about a cancelled stream today of all days, mnuch like I couldn't before when everyone just so happened to shift streams around or cancel all at the same time as the reveal.

>>28886352
She actually might be too sick to stream, but im with you, im still gonna blame management for not wanting her to stream over the faggots. I still think she's gonna stream though

>>28886469
FUCK YES GURAME PANEL AGAIN.

>>28886559
Based.

>>28883112
>your oshi
That's not a teamate. Probably doesn't even have an oshi.

>>28886629
just watch the vod or use yt-dlp

>>28886469
I hate cons so fucking much
>>28886559
While true, the vast majority of con goers aren't from /here/ anyway. So I don't think it will make much of a difference sadly.

>>28886469
Gurame always wins baby

Shark pissy cunny

>>28886629
I've downloaded it
I'll post it in 3 months, provided nobody else did.

>>28886446
What did she say exactly?

>>28886559
Don't be retarded. They all get shit pushed onto them, but I imagine Crunchyroll panels with genmates are the ones they would enjoy doing the most.

>>28886808
Right that is why I actively shit on Cover publicly for making her do this stuff too.

>>28886875
She may even have a pee covered shirt around, considering she's sick.

>>28887073
>Muh new part of the HoloEN family
>I won't stream for long
>Please support them

>>28886446
>>28887144
I mean Gura could stream after their debuts since I don't think anyone on EN is.

>>28887144
>part of the HoloEN family
Jfc, assuming you didn't make this up, is it actually over for EN? Is Gura really the only hope we have left?

>>28887144
That doesn't sound like doomposting.

Do we hate Ina now?

>>28887141
>mfw whenever Gura is sick she becomes so lazy she just pees into bunched up shirts

>>28887402
Hate might be the wrong word for what I'm feeling, but I certainly think less of her now.

Finally got my Gura nendo. Are we team shark hat or no shark hat? I can't figure out how to get it back on so I'm going without

>>28887402
Why?
I dont read global because im not retarded.

does anyone ever just lay in bed with their eyes closed and visualize gura's plump cunny for extraordinarily long periods of time?

>>28887701
>Shitposters taking one line and blowing it out of proportion
I didn't actually hear what she said but I'd imagine it wasn't actually that big of a deal. Also, doesn't matter because it has nothing to do with Gura's stance on the homos

>>28887402
What happened?

>>28887683
mistress's instructions were quite clear

REMINDER

>>28887919
She doesn't want to stream over her new coworker's debuts

>>28887402
she's just giving herself an excuse to never interact with them

>>28887887
Yea... Escapism is my vice

>>28887683
No hat, it's too big.

cancellation tweet within an hour

For context btw
Form your own opinions

>>28888162
members post more likely since she didn't tell the grays about it anyways.

>>28888186
Is that just how Ina talks or did she sound really reluctant to have to say that

>>28888162
>I am cancelling Amelia Watson for slobbering over homo cock. Also here's the waiting room for my stream

>>28888162
>Is always an Ame image
you guys really changed your ways fast

>>28888186
she sounds dead inside and reading from a script

>>28888186
Im shocked the shitposters latched on to her saying holoEN family and not her line about them being really good dudes. Either way it's literally nothing, and that's probably more than Gura is even gonna mention about them.

>>28888348
You see if they post Ame images it means that they totally arent actually teamates.
There is no possible way a teamate with shitpost with images of his own oshi.....
Right?

>>28888186
Fuck the homos, fuck management, fuck Omegatroon and fuck Yagoo

>>28888162
I had already downloaded the movie....

>>28887144
>>28887291
Here you go >>28887795

I mean, looking at it from the bigger picture, I do think Gura shouldn't stream over their debuts if it does happen. It's not even about different target audiences or whatever, it's just being polite and showing support towards them...
A lot of Holomembers already went ahead and gave them constant support on Twitter and just built them up to the hype they got for their debuts. Gura streaming over that would be a massive eyebrow raiser not only towards other Holofans but probably other Holomembers as well.

Ina was never going to stream over their debut to begin with. The first one start at 9:00 est.

>>28888604
Fuck off shitposting with my friend in my wife's thread. You will get no sympathy for the homos here

>>28888604
no one actually cares. we just don't want her collabing with them

>>28888604
Your first mistake is caring about males. The rest doesn't matter.

>>28888604
Take your inquisitive cat and begone. I myself don't think she'll overlap, but her doing it would be a sign to me that regardless of any mentions of them in the future or even during the stream itself, that things won't change for some of us. The other girls have said things won't change but the way they're saying it and the way they're visibly looking down on us as they say it makes me wary.

>>28888683
Well get ready to host the rest, because if the majority of the thread likes the debut of the homos, they will expel anyone who doesn't like it and considering how one of them already won over some with a stupid meme, well...

>>28887559
that isn't what happened thread reader. When Gura was sick she decided to stop eating and drink like several gallons of tea a day and not wear anything other than a blanket hoodie her mom got her off amazon and a long tshirt. Because she drank so much she had to piss constantly so she ran out of toilet paper and instead of buying or ordering more she just used her dirty tshirts as toilet paper for her pissy cunny. She didn't piss directly on the shirts

>>28888818
Fuck off faggot.

Inb4 10pm stream today

I wouldn't normally tell someone to kill theirself.
But kill yourself.

>>28888186
Fucking christ, Ina needs to get run over by a train. I know there's a lot of leeches in holoEN but she was always one of the worst, this just confirms how much of a horrible person she is.

I want Gura to stream over the Homos, but being realistic, she won't. Expect a member post in an hour. There's no way management will let her stream over EN debuts.

Just remember, when Rushia got fired and the EN girls all cancelled their scheduled streams in protest Gura did not.

>>28889006
honestly this feels different, I think she's gonna cancel but not because of management but because she's actually really sick again...

I-I j-just need a yes or no Gura so I know wether to sleep before work on not. I don't care about either I just need to know.

>>28888751
They said that things won't change, but for most they already have.

>>28889006
>in protest

I don't think Gura's going to play cat game. Too many girls played it already

>>28888546
What the hell happened to global? I haven't really been there for a few months, but I didn't think that things would deteriorate so fast. I really miss the early days back on /jp/.

>>28889234
Yes, in protest. Unless you think it was a strange coincidence a bunch of them all cancelled their streams after tweeting about how disgusted they were with Rushia’s firing?

>>28889418
overrated fotw game

>>28889436
NTA, but I don't remember any such tweets. Are you talking about official accounts or RM stuff?

>>28889006
>>28889091
That isn't even what happened. Ina, Mumei, Fauna, Kronii and Ame were all meeting up for the off collab that day. They just used the Russia thing as an excuse to hide the fact they were off collabing because it was last minute. Those 5 at least really didn't give a shit about Russia. Sana wasn't going to stream anyway, Bae did a member's stream and Gura was sick and did a love bomb stream. Gura seemed kinda sad that day, but I think it was more likely she was sad about the fact that she knew there was an off collab and the girls were texting her and she couldn't go because of coof. So if any EN canceled it was just Mori and IRyS and idk if they even canceled and at least in their cases those 2 are actually in japan. Oh and Kiara I guess? Either way, none of the North America girls actually gave a shit that Russia got fired, five of them were literally fucking around in an arcade when writing those "sad" tweets

>>28889443
it is cute though I'd like to see her at least play one short stream of it

>>28888304
She sounds like that especially when making "announcement"-type of speeches at the start of streams. She's kinda autistic like that in general, also apparently pretty tired today.

>>28889540
>>28889436
>>28889234
see>>28889548
Russia got fired on the day Kronii, Mumei, Fauna, Ina and Ame were hanging out in the arcade for the off collab and weren't planning on streaming anyway

>>28889630
fuck off takek, your kind isn't welcome here and never will be you faggot

>>28888965
>>28888888
oh no no no no chumpedos, what will we do? le bad octopus acknowledged moids...

>>28889420
cuckposting took over after Ame told people to stop watching streams and improve themselves if they like her.

>>28889420
Basically a ton of shitposters. It's still good when you have a few good streams going on to drown them out but if not many Holo's are streaming then it becomes shitpost central.

>>28889726
It's weird too, in global the consensus used to be that you could have whoever you want as your oshi as long as you accepted that ame was the GOAT and MVP of holoEN, but now they just shitpost and drag everyone down.

>>28888186
What did Ina say, if doesn't play sound for me.

>>28888888
>>28889712
based as fuck /k/ proving once again that /vt/ is a /k/ colony and all nongun owners need to get the fuck out and kill themselves

>>28889981
Teamates have literally always been the cuck posters they just have a reason to try and drag everyone down with them now.
>>28890118
go back

>homos won
It's over

>>28889726
To be a little less faggy about it, >>28889726 is right that the shitposters are focusing on the improve yourself part, but some of us are actually worried because of the way she handled that question in the first place. She had already handled the homo question just fine once, then looped back around and took another shot at it, which resulted in the beginning of the shitpost avalanche. The second question wasn't bad, wasn't 'containment breaking' like some of the idiots were screaming about, but she still answered it in a weird way. It felt like she was lumping the regular anime girl enjoyers who didn't want things to change too much in with the genuine unicorns who are going to burn their own house down if the hear or see a male within ten miles of their oshi, which surprised me because I thought after almost two years of wrangling goslings she would have understood a little better.

>>28889548
why does this always fucking happen? a cool rrat gets posted, then some motherfucker barges in with a wall of text to 'disprove' it. why are you faggots such fucking nerds. why do you need to have a response for everything. can't you just deal with it? "nyoooo, someone's wrong on the internet, i gotta correct the record!" holy shit. pathetic. is 'fighting disinformation' on 4chan really the best thing you have going on in your life?

>>28890292
>a cool rrat gets posted
I prefer hot rrats

>>28890152
lol, I knew I would get that response from at least one person. You aren't "cool" or special. Should I be apart of these "cool" group with browser extensions?

>>28890226
>two years of wrangling goslings
Ame has always showed her distain for her fanbase that likes idols or has feelings for her
I really dont get how this is a surprise to anyone.

>>28890122
I will stay, despite owning absolutely no weapons of any kind. No sir, definitely no guns here.

you guys are gay

>>28890292
how about stop lying faggot.

>>28890432
no really go back
I dont mean this in a "we dont want you here" way I mean it in a "get the fuck out of here while you still enjoy vtubers" way

>>28890292
>Straight up saying you're mad about accurate information being posted
Anon you're not supposed to actually say that part.

I miss her...

>>28890292
>cool rrat
Fuck off, the best rrats are the ones that sound plausible and you can't disprove in a minute.

>>28890292
>Nooooooo, don't disprove my lies. Let me slader the anime women!
Pathetic

>>28890292
shit rrats die quick, what do you expect?

>>28890226
Ame's always been a contrarian. The moment she thinks her fans are telling her what to do she's going to push back and do the opposite.

>>28890292
This isn't the fanfiction thread you retard

>>28890454
I'm only gay for Gura

>>28890226
Ame is human garbage.

>>28890122
I'm pretty sure everyone owns something that's not a gun.

>>28890538
soon we'll get princess rp. stay strong bud

>>28890449
;-) got it
>>28890750
I only own guns, I am shitposting off my phone which is duck taped to a mossberg 500
>>28890292
literally no one has disproven the rrat that Gura wet the bed when she was at Ame's house due to the stress of travel/her birthday/EN management and they had to go to walmart with Kiara to get Gura pullups and Ame missed the poptart off collab because she was still mad at Gura for wetting the bed and that Ame refused to sleep in the same bed as Gura since Gura wets the bed.

>>28890579
go to reddit if you want 'the truth'. 4chan is for cool and awesome shit

>>28890750
>there are fucking casuals on my board that don't use guns for literally every task

Posted from my AK-47 Integrated Terminal

>>28887402
I feel nothing for any of them other than Gura

>>28890731
Every EN that isn't Ame is human garbage, cope harder chumniggers CHOO CHOO hear that? it's the chumnigger cope train CHOO CHOO blow your fuckin' dick off CHOO CHOO chumnigger becomes a chumtranny, ewwwuuuuuuuuuhaaaaaat?
more likely than you think nigger

>>28891036
based

>>28890896
No one has disproven that Gura is currently married to me either and you can't because it's true

>>28890122
I'm not a gun owner but as an American one will probably do me in soon anyways.

>>28890857
Don't you mean bard RP.

>The original Chumbuds

>>28891094
yeah, me.

>>28891139
me on the far right

>>28890437
That's not quite true. That was just teasing and banter, but it was obvious that she really cared about her fans. She also didn't blindly follow the majority opinion, but instead actually listened to the arguments people made. I don't know what happened, but she changed for the worse. I still appreciate what she does in terms of 3D and stuff, but I can't bear to watch her anymore. Especially when she plays into GFE, despite of her comments. It just feels so fake.

>>28890292
Kill yourself

>>28891085
Gura literally said she was a maiden in the frogminecraft stream. Maiden means unmarried virgin. If she is a virgin it means you can't be married to her because it wasn't consummated
>>28891094
>American
>doesn't own guns
what a fag, Gura would hate you. Also so long as you aren't suicidal or a black gang member your odds of dying from a gun in the USA are basically nonexistant.

>>28891139
Oh hey that's me on the left

>>28890907
You saw screenshots on twitter and now you think you know this place. Got it.

>>28891315
That was kayfabe anon, sorry you had to find out this way.

>>28890226
Good summary.
>I thought after almost two years of wrangling goslings she would have understood a little better.
Same, in addition to the silly 6k male viewers comparison I'm a bit baffled.

>>28891284
>but it was obvious that she really cared about her fans
thanks for the feedback lol

>>28891094
>not owning at least one gun
ngmi, sorry buddy but SSBN Captain Gwar Gwombus would disapprove

Eurofag here. Based on all the hints/jokes and other stuff that Gura said in the past years and based on the roommate information known so far, would it be possible to make a ranking of eurocock attractiveness according to her tastes?
I assume as a safe bet that Swedish cock is on top while Italian cock is on bottom of the list.

>>28891595
kill yourself

>>28891496
She still listened to it though.

>>28891633
>t. Maria the electrician

>>28891640
Well yea.... because she realized she was being retarded and he was 100% right about everything.
She still was a turbo cunt to him for no reason

>>28891315
>what a fag, Gura would hate you. Also so long as you aren't suicidal or a black gang member your odds of dying from a gun in the USA are basically nonexistant.
Or elementary/middle/highschool school student

Probably omega told her to talk about the homos debut in her hour and she refused so she will stream after Magni finish.
I prefer that than speak about them like ina did. I feel she was forced

>>28891595
Don't bother. The only cock she cares about is mine (Austrian)

I just want my goomba fix

Gurass

>>28891717
>I feel she was forced
yeah, by me.
I held a gun to ina's head and made her talk about the holodudes

>>28888186
Very concerning language.

>>28891595
I can't tell you what to do with your life. If you want to spend your personal time rating european cocks, then by all means, go ahead.

>>28891717
If she does a very late stream I'll be glad is better to avoid drama

>>28891717
I wonder if the girls will ever realize that they have power over management, not the other way around.

>>28891284
>>28891496
Thanks for the feedback lol

>>28892020
get out of here with this drama you idiot

So no stream until Monday at the earliest

>>28891713
https://www.npr.org/sections/ed/2018/08/27/640323347/the-school-shootings-that-werent
https://www.npr.org/2018/03/15/593831564/the-disconnect-between-perceived-danger-in-u-s-schools-and-reality
Most school shootings that have been reported literally never happened per NPR. Over 90+% of the gun murders of "kids" are black 13-19 year olds who are in gangs and are selling drugs getting killed in a gang related shooting or are killed by their parents in a DV thing. It is really fucking rare to get killed in a mass shooting, fewer than 100 people die yearly to those in the USA. Nearly all the murders are either domestic violence, gang related shootings or someone who was in the vicinity of a gang shooting and got hit

>>28891869
I just want to know my chances. Does she care more about the size or the culture?

>>28891711
>>28892020
Again, she at least listened to it, unlike now where she blatantly ignores the wishes of her fans. And I'm not even talking about the homos.

Gura is based as hell for not giving the homos any attention
I love you Goobs

>>28892188
She cares about the person it's attached to (me)

Tako here, just wanted to let you guys know that some shitposter >>28889236 seems to be trying to turn our threads against each other for some reason so don't bite the bait and have fun with your shark wife

>>28892367
anon how new are you? This happens literally all the time

>>28892367
lmao your oshi acknowledged the homos
cope harder

>>28892367
And that shitposter is you, I presume?

>>28892367
How new?
This is literally 90% of what /ggg/ is now a days?

>>28892367
Yeah we don't care, Ina called the homos part of the EN family before

jwu. is goob strem?

Is it women who are responsible for all this drama baiting, gossiping, and general fagginess on this board? It can't be men doing it right? That would just be embarrassing.

>>28892367
anon this thread is retarded, it's the last place you should go to try nipping drama in the ass.

hey chumbs so is there a stream today?

>>28892367
thanks tako. looks like the discord is overrunning the place right now

During future RP streams chat should avoid using the Correction meme. She didn't get the irony of the joke during the maid RP and looked taken aback, I felt bad for her.

Gura is safe and sound, that's all that matters. I hope she recovers soon.

sharpedo

I don't care what anyone says. She's going to stream today!

guys what if Gura finally sneezed

>>28892543
Wait a minute I asked her in dm

>>28892593
not getting it was part of the roleplay

>>28892367
I always want to try a tako, I am getting bored of chumbies

I know this is an unpopular opinion here but....I really really really love Gura

Gura's streaming right now, in my heart

>>28892731
What if Gura's sneeze caused her home to collapse

>>28892731
What if Gura finally farted?

>>28892593
Shrimps gained a lot of love points with that stream but this alone reduced them to half.
Anyone who used the meme should repent and make a cute comment for Gura either on her members posts or her tweets or both.

>>28892799
Actually she's streaming into my mouth

>>28892860

>>28892795
Fucking anti...

>>28892770
Just not getting the joke and not getting the joke because it was made at the wrong time and place and she went completely silent is completely different.

But have you considered Gura?

SHARK LIKES

GURA TWITTER LIKE

SHE'S ALIVE

I will now pretend to have been a chumbud this entire time.
Thanks for being an actual idol, goobs.

>>28893004
Every single day.

>>28893092
Kill yourself.

>>28893092
It's never too late to see the light, brother.

Where is the shark child stream? I need the shark child please

Well we'll probably get a frame or a cancellation message very soon at least

>>28893092
It's never too late to join the chumzone.

>>28893206
either cancelation or they compromised with her putting the frame up late

>>28893092
Watch 2 vods a day and you will catch up in a couple months.

>>28893321
the only reason she would cancel is because she's sick, it has nothing to do with the homos

>>28893420
management is pushing the homos hard, as we know ina was clearly already told not to stream too long. that's why i said they might have compromised with her putting the frame up late so lees people know about her stream

>>28893092
I suggest watching all the member streams first if you wanna see her best side

>>28893499
thanks for your input threadreader

My wife is awake!

Waiting for the members post update

>>28893580
Ina literally said that but ight

Are there actually still any greys in this thread? I can't believe anyone would be so stingy to save 10 bucks a month and miss on a stream like that from last night.
What the fuck are you doing with your life? you spend twice of that for chewing gum and smoke, don't you...

I MISS HER

My wife is awake

>>28893646
Anon 1/2 the people that use this thread are antis

>>28893694
She misses her shrimps too but today she needs to rest.
Her condition will only get worse otherwise and she might have to go on hiatus.

Does anyone have the soundpost of Gura reading the norfpost SC?

oof stream cancelled :(

>>28893646
>10 bucks
Membership is just 5 a month. She doesn't hide streams behind tiers, the 10 tier is just for flexing.

this one too gura

Gura doko.. It's fine if you're still feeling bad, I just want to know what's up tonight

>>28893781
Ok Gura, please rest up...

>>28893646
I spent £25 fucking quid on an macies breakfast from uber eats today because I was absolutely perished, couldn't give af about a fiver a month to my oshi, that I fucking love like crazy. I also ordered her dino plushie last night, can't fucking wait to get the little fucker.

>he doesn't support his abusive wife with multiple membershrimps
I got shrimp on both my tablet and desktop google accounts. If my backup tablet acc didn't get blocked I would've 3 of them. I've been thinking of making another acc just to add one more.

>>28888865
I know, faggot. I was indulging in some fantasy.

>>28894374
Why the fuck would you need more than one account when you can just send superchats?

>>28891713
https://www.npr.org/sections/ed/2018/08/27/640323347/the-school-shootings-that-werent
https://www.npr.org/2018/03/15/593831564/the-disconnect-between-perceived-danger-in-u-s-schools-and-reality
Most school shootings that have been reported literally never happened per NPR. Over 90+% of the gun murders of "kids" are black 13-19 year olds who are in gangs and are selling drugs getting killed in a gang related shooting or are killed by their parents in a DV thing. It is really fucking rare to get killed in a mass shooting, fewer than 100 people die yearly to those in the USA. Nearly all the murders are either domestic violence, gang related shootings or someone who was in the vicinity of a gang shooting and got hit

Gura won't stream over the homos.
Why? Because Gura is sending us a message.
She said that she was going to stream tonight but it's obvious now that none of them are allowed to stream over the homos debuts.

She's trying to tell us that she's being forced by EN management to do shit she doesn't want to do.
That's why she said she was going to stream in a member's post and nowhere else. It's because she wanted us to know without causing too much drama.
Think about it. When's the last time she announced in a member's post what she was going to stream the next day?
This is a message about EN management.

>>28894374
Good thinking, if a chink gets modded and bans me, I'll still have a back-up account.

>>28894526
thanks for the warning earlier about this

>>28894494
That's true, I sent a big supa next stream too. I just don't want to change acc when I want to watch members content on my tablet, that's why I got shrimp twice. It may be a dumb idea to make another account after all.

>>28893206
She should just stream on her second account or make a member stream, nobodys allowed to talk about that right, she can just ghost management

>>28894526
If she cared that much she about letting us know she would just post a mood tweet on HER tweeter like Kiara and Mori do.

>>28894654
>using kiara and mori as an example for anything ever

>>28894654
nigger, what? In English, please.

>>28894526
Bit of a cope there lad ngl.

WIFE RETWEET

Gura will stream over the homos
Why? Because Gura hates faggots and cuckolds

>>28894654
she literally hasn't touched that account in 2 years anon

RETWEET

https://twitter.com/4saibooksOGATA/status/1550440755847909376

UUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH FFEEEEEEEEETTSIEESSS

DOUBLE RETWEET

>>28894870
NTA, but that wasn't hard to understand. If she cares that much about us letting us know that management is preventing her to stream in one way or another, she would simply tweet something vague on her roommates account instead of expecting us to analyze a members post.

>>28895051
uh yeah that bird? all me

uh, gura? you retweeted a hentai artist ...

>>28894016
Good work.

>>28895122
Incredibly based

>>28895073
https://twitter.com/852_box/status/1550466280758857733
GURASS

>>28894016
based prophet

>>28894016
you can see her bum!

>>28895122
new how

>>28895122
Not the first time

>>28895122
She knows

Are homostars even streaming debuts? Because considering my interest in Hololive vids, you would think that Youtube would be recommending me videos for it.
The algorithm must be powerful to know that I don't give a shit... or does the algorithm know that its going to fail beforehand?
Has machine learning prophesied what we all already know to be true?

just me or is Gura getting more and more bold about liking being cunnified?

Gura never said anything about streaming over the debuts, just that she was gonna stream the cat game today. Not sure why everyone built up some narrative she didn’t give

>>28895170
if shes streaming i'm betting that'll be the thumbnail

>>28895122
hohoho cunny

>>28895122
and I just got a boner so what

Another 10pm stream...

>>28895073
this child. this is a child.

>>28895214
And she wants us to know she knew

>>28895225
because the debuts are at 6pm pst and 7pm pst when gura normally starts at 5pm pst

>>28895225
>Not sure why everyone built up some narrative she didn’t give
do you not know where you are?

>>28895083
This pretty much and because she hasn’t done that I’m assuming it’s not that bad. So don’t worry.

>>28895220
Definitely. Her likes and retweets have been much bolder lately.

>>28895170
rubrubrub

TuT

>>28895073
>Gaur Gura

SHE'S LIFTING HER TAIL FOR US

So, is this her way of saying no stream without actually saying it?

Told you she would either cancel or stream later.
She won’t overlap debut. Omega won’t allow it

>>28895311
And she did a member stream at 10pm EST two days ago. She can be flexible if she needs to be

>>28895220
I mean, how much more bold do you get than giving out cute and funny awards on stream?

>still liking stuff
She's making the members post now and can't decide what to say

>>28895220
The anti-loli task force keeps saying dumb shit about her so she needs these to shake them out of the fanbase.

>>28895400
But no one in hololive English is debuting tonight

>>28895220
Maybe I need meds but I feel like it's been across the board everyone has been acting a tad more risque lately

>Liking art from a porn artist
>again
This brat needs correction....

Yeah no stream tonight, she's giving us twitter reps instead as an apology

I thought Omega was fired.
Or am I confusing rrats for reality again?

>>28895529
Huhaha

Mori has been dreaming of this day since she debuted

>>28895225
it's /ggg/, this thread has spawned rrats ranging from Gura having a disease caused by ticks, a theorized chart of every single one of her periods and her going to Sweden to get a cat, you really shouldn't be surprised at this point.

>>28895620
The day Gura plays Stray?

>>28895220
No she's always been clear about liking that, what's she's getting more bold about is broadcasting it for the ones that can't come to terms with it

>>28895504
this is what happens when /uoh/ gets censored

>>28895597
It was just wishful thinking...

>>28895597
I think most people thought so too. Apparently we were wrong.

>>28895220
She liked what was essentially cropped porn of herself multiple times within her first month of streaming

>>28895630
that chart is accurrate

>>28895597
Unfortunately you are.

GURA STOP LIKING CUNNY ART I JUST FAPPED 10 MINS AGO

aaaand nothing about the homos again. fucking based

>>28895692
/Uoh/ is fine. It was a rogue janny doing that dumb shit.