/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>28866379
https://youtu.be/TmDlFBl9Els

are you telling me the brap queen herself glowniggered a meme into existence?

that's bullshit but Im a paranoid schizo so I believe it

>>28866559
>anons don't know she created half of the klk memes on /a/

Delusional

Braphog wants to get magged up the pooper
She called shotgun

>>28866379
Not Mori here, I'm actually the first anon to say "it's maggin' time"

Delusional

>Corporate and independent vtubers bow to Mori
>In contact with underground doujin rappers
>Possesses doxx-like abilities
>Controls personal info with an iron but flimsy fist
>Rents small apartments & Uber drivers around Japan
>Direct descendant of an ancient Italian bloodline
>Will bankroll the first cities on the mountaintop (Rengoku-shi will be be the capital)
>Owns 99% of vocaloid music producers on Earth
>First vTuber electroswing rap albums will in all likelihood be Mori albums
>Said to have 25+ IQ, such intelligence in Hololive has only existed deep in Generation 5 & HoloStars
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a reaper who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of seethe and unprecedented cope with her
>Owns souls all around the world
>You likely have bones inside you right now
>The reaper is in regular communication with the Yagoo and A-Chan, forwarding the word of Cover to the rest of the EN branch. Who do you think set up the meeting between the HoloStars EN & Amelia Watson (First meeting between the two organizations in over 1000 years) and arranged theGawr Gura's first trip to a house party in history literally a few days later after the visit at Mori's crib in LA?
>Learned basic Japanese in under a decade
>Nation states entrust their superchat reserves with her. There's no SC in Canada, only in Mori's account
>She is about two decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, she is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know her ultimate plans yet. We hope she's benevolent.

I can't agree with the idea that she put any real time, effort or thought into helping someone that isn't in her circle of friends. Her real ones; not the coworkers who she hired backup dancers to skinwalk as. She's too autistic to feel empathy.

>>28866988
>Learned basic Japanese in under a decade
can this power be learned?

>>28866832
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT MORI WOULD SAY!

DELUSION
Mori would've made a shitty Adam Sandler meme try to stick instead deadbeat

I thought Mori only felt bad because she realized Mr Hands was a reference to that dude that got killed after fucking a horse.

>>28866379
Anon, open up~

The only thing you got right here is that had Mori not called him Mr. Hands, he would not have shown how skillful he was at navigating Mori's potential yab debuff.

Everything else was just the power of shitposting here. Looks like none of you have been around for 4chan's peak meme magic powers during 2014 to 2017. Enjoy the show schizos.

>>28866988
ISRAEL

>>28866988
>Rents small apartments & Uber drivers around Japan
>Rents Uber drivers around Japan
Sounds like food isn't the only thing she gets from them

>>28867199
Yeah, just like she didn't know that lean meant purple drank.

>>28868156

Deadbeats delusional as always

>>28866379
Nah. Mag is a joke being forced on us by the guys still mad about their last shitpost Annoying Orange being kicked off /vt/

>>28868156
There was no way she didn't know what lean meant as a rapper, but I'm slightly willing to give her the benefit of doubt in terms of Mr Hands if she only skimmed the surface of internet shock culture.
But then again she knows the movie Boss Nigger, and that song is pretty damn catchy.

>>28866379
>What is the MOST absolute normie meme that someone like mori would adapt?
Shrek, and she's already done it

>>28868578
the fact that she talked about that shit in public is still one of the funniest HoloEN moments

>>28868523
I'll believe this rrat. Explains why it's full of /v/irgin shit.

Can someone explain to me what Mr. Hands mean? Why did she retract

>>28868932
Mr Hands is an old shock video the style of 2 girls 1 cup or 1 man 1 jar, the dude in the video is recording a horse beastiality porn and the horse bucks, causing the dick to rupture the guys' organs which let to his death

>>28869001
For real? Why is he called hands?

>>28869156
it was just his porn name
the horse was called Big Dick

>>28869197
Was he famous before dying?

>>28869461
not really, but the vid went viral

>>28869501
Did the mag guy know that reference?

>>28869156
Yes, he politely and professionally told Mori to not use that name again hence why she sperged to begin with when her fat cells finally clicked together. It's partly why I started following the guy just to see if the yab continued but he took the situation well and came out good.

>>28869815
he did, judging by his response and Mori most likely did too

>>28868578
I don't know much about rap, but I don't think she was ever that much into rap except for super mainstream stuff like Snoop Dogg an Eminem. She was always more into Japanese doujin rap.
So, it doesn't seem weird to me that she would misunderstand a term that a "rapper" would be expected to know.

>>28869815
At least an 80% chance if he browses Youtube content creators in his free time, theres tons of vids on the subject.

>>28869953
mean to reply to >>28869815

>>28869001
Mr Hands didn’t die in the recorded video; that was a successful session. The one where he died was recorded but not leaked. Dude was an engineer at Boeing lol. Anyway I hope all homostars die painfully.

>>28868697
the slow rolling of thinking "wait, is she talking about...?" to "there's a gamer word in the title" and managing to do it yab free is one of the most finely threaded needles in all of holo history

>>28866379
Might as well rename this thread Jakarta General at this point

>>28866379
makes sense, MAG is Ronald Reagan's slogan rebranded as MAGA by trump and this isnt the first time she's attempted to overwrite the right. big ups for her!
alternate take: she's promoting right wing movements and not actually taking from them

>>28871333
it's the fact that she hummed the fucking song that sent my sides across the galaxy

>>28868523
>>28868746

samefag

>>28868697
anyone got the clip on hand? forgot what stream it was from other than it was a watchalong and youtube is apparently not very accurate when you blast Ns into the search box

>>28866379
Bold of you to assume mori has enough brain mass to even envision something like that

>>28866379
She did have a hand in this. It sorta started when she called him mr.hands

>>28868578
She didn't really know who the fuck the wu tang clan was when someone superchatted who she liked from the group way back

>>28867301
>2014 to 2017.
Do newfags really

>>28872985
Yes they really
Been here since about 2013-2014 and this site was already a corpse by then.
Worst of all they actually think they're better than the redditors they mock.

>>28872634
Seconding, sounds hilarious

Woah it says who's live on the new vshojo website
check it out

>>28866379
Mori hates the Morbin' meme. There's no way she would try to push a variant of a meme she hates.

>>28866627
I knew the klk/triggerfags were fucking cringe, I knew it.