/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

DUMP COCO COIN

BIG FAT DIVIDENTS

>>2844600
She does it regularly. May as make a post about her.

Flare is bad for divs as her value is guaranteed low because you can almost 100% predict her values. If she fluctuates up she'll end up with 350-400 on her divs which is avg value. Her views for the day will be either 150k - 200k with likely only 1k subs. Flare is probably the most stablecoin in this game. She is on a very stable slow climb upwards but her daily views and subs will largely be the same values every time in a pattern of one weak day and then one average day with an occasional better day in a row or two.

Flare is pretty much a literally who? in terms of popularity. She has a very dedicated fanbase who will guaranteed will show up on time to give her almost the same views. Compromise is that while she does actively get daily 1k subs, she doesn't really retain any actual new viewers. She might gain spikes based on the game she's playing or the collab she is doing, but otherwise her values are pretty predictable. You can normally guess the days value with high accuracy based on looking at her previous day numbers and what she is going to stream that day.

There is a good reason she actively shows up in the top wallets. She's a strong stable coin throughout the day and the gains you make from her are stable so you know its guaranteed profit or something you can drop with little loss if you dump it near adjustment.

>Yonkisei collab canceled
I AM FINANICALLY FUCKING RUINED THIS IS IT FOR ME

>>2846047
WHAT THE FUCK
Who confirm it? rushia?

>>2846071
>Yonkisei
>Rushia

>>2846071
Your Japanese and twitter reps bro...
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1385536002828095491

Honk, where is the new economy explanation? IIRC you said you would add info about new economy on the info page 24 hours before the update.

BUY TOWA THEY SAID LOL
SHE'LL GO UP
BUY LUNA THEY SAID BUY WATAME LOL GEN 4 COLLAB LOL ITS FREE MONEY
FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>2846168
You should have free money lying around from all those 3D streams. It is just some pocket change

https://twitter.com/kureijiollie/status/1385577487996837891
if for some reason you bought zoombie coin you can sell it

Why yould you buy yonkisei NOW anyway?

Is it safe buying Cococoin in bulk considering that the new economy update is tomorrow?

>>2846460
Yes, you better get rich before new mechanic

>>2846433
more like YABkisei

>>2846497
But the update is at 1:00 AM while the adjustment is at 1:05 AM and we don't have any hint on what the updates will be.

Got insider info. Buy Towa before the update.

>>2846497
Any hints from honk about new updates?

>>2846631
Tower is overpriced. She has worse numbers than Flare but costs way more than her

>>2846047
>>2846168
It's just postponed, hold for a few days

I basically buy Towa every day on principle then sell it later when I need the money for a play that actually turns a profit. She's overpriced because people like her, just like Kiara is so cheap because they don't.

Coco's numbers aren't that good...

>>2846771
nobody actually likes Towa lol
in fact don't watch Towa.

redditors are still asleep and I assume SOME eurobros actually have jobs, 64k live for this time on a week day is still pretty reasonable.
>>2846844
I only watch her singing streams desu

D-do i sell coco coin?

>>2846801
Everyone knows they drag out these outfit reveals for the first 30 minutes. Especially this one since she turned it into a contest.
The view count will hit 70k or maybe 80k in the second half.

Ah, that's it I'm selling Coco. Thanks for pointing it out.

>>2846893
>>2846990
Sell now after adjustment she'll hit 2000

>>2847082
Let's fucking goooooooo

>there's no new outfit Coco just wanted to do a Reddit review stream

Why are you retards selling Luna?

this is what you get for buying ledditdragon

I hate myself for even believing

She's at 80k and will break 90k, I'm not sure what more you guys expected.

>>2847745
She's not streaming for 2 days, at least she will hit 4.5k

I sell what the fuck

lmao, it actually IS an adidas tracksuit, I was joking when I said that

oh no she's cute

I started my nasfaq yesterday but my buy button greyed out after buying about 8 assets. I check today and I'm still unable to buy assets, am I doing something wrong?

>>2848264
Device time? my laptop time fuck up and i have to wait 25 minutes instead of 30 minutes, or check your balance

>>2848264
your money is gone yo. you need to sell for profit to continue. retard-chama...

>>2848264
You are out of money?

>>2848324
25 minutes instead of 15 minutes*

>>2847745
>will break 90k
bro...
She is losing numbers fast

>>2848401
Close enough...
This is how outfit streams go though everyone leaves after the reveal. Real shame because her second and third variant are cuter.

>>2848324
>>2848327
>>2848355
That's probably it, I have about $221 in my balance right now...
I assumed that would still be enough to buy another unique asset but I guess not?
Forgive me if I come off as retarded, I am new to stocks

Afraid not, we're currently doing the gay internet version of 2008, everything is fucked.

>>2848667
>new to stocks
More like new to numbers

>>2848667
It's okay just lurk more and learn and you will be fine.

>>2848740
That too

Today might've been a good time to buy Fubuki due to her collab with Mio but isn't she gonna get fucked by dividends due to losing 8 million views?

Coco Redditors, did we lose?

>>2848917
I thought this but as another anon pointed out matsuri still did well despite having a video unlisted. Then again she didn't lose 9m. I bought 2 just to see what happens.

thinking I should have put everything in Coco instead of buying diverse assets

>>2849021
Matsuri did well because she gained views back after having a video re-listed.
Fubuki didn't get that, she's still missing all those views. We expected her to jump to the moon as a result during the adjustment a couple days ago but she barely moved which suggests losing views isn't that significant, but idk. It's possible the dividend algorithm is different and will judge her harshly.

>>2848667
sell all your coins and buy $CIVIA

>>2849128
This is not good financivial advice.

>>2849102
No, Matsuri's weekly views were still around -100k when the dividends came out. The relisted video was this week.

>>2849128
I wonder who could be behind this post

sold all redditcoins and sitting on $9k.
any of you stockwizards know what do buy now or do i sit until i see an very obvious dip?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdPU758oAbA
When is not aloe being added for trading?

>>2849324
Buy Hololive or Mori for dividends.

The nice thing about $HOLO is you can pile it up and just keep it til Monday or Tuesday, you lose a bit of opportunity cost but you get the Hologra bump and you don't have to mess around selling them. It really is the nasfaq treasury bond.

BIG FAT DIVIDENDS

>>2849371
She'd be another Civia since all her streams are privated.

>>2849295
Funny thing is, he probably gave up, he said multiple times he would. But if he wanted he could've destroyed the market by having something like 60% of his coins being Civia and 40% being for investments (to buy more Civias).
Each Civia bought right now can give him something like $600-800. Now imagine if the supposed Ciyana merge happened, he'd have 200 coins for an active chubba.
It is a very nice strategy but I think it is not working properly yet as it becomes progressively better as more people play the game.

SHE'S STILL GOING. End your fucking stream I need to see the views reeeee.

>>2850358
Imagine if he decided to delete his account and 2/3 of all Civia coin just dissapear in a second. The drop would be amazing.

The fuck do I need to answer to "towa... "
I don't even like her

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>>2851945
do your archive reps

>>2851945

>>2849324
in doubt just buy miko, not too expensive, always does good numbers,
GOOD
INVESTMENT

in doubt just wait for 1M

If the economy update fucks up Coco's moon I'm gonna be so mad.

>>2852313
well if the new economy brings the long-awaited multi-sale we'll see prices dropping to 2-3 digit numbers so...

>>2852039
>>2852078
>>2852088
What a bullshit, fuck Towa, never buy Towa

>>2852584
>What a bullshit, fuck Towa, never buy Towa
*chu*

Bitch still streaming!!
Does anyone have the link to check current total views or inspect elements?

Anything worth money is my oshi.

>>2852777
I'll tell you when I've finished selling all my coco.

when is the cutoff?

>>2852989
In 13 hours and 2 minutes.

I can't wait for the mayhem to start.

A little insight.
Also holy bugchink can't spam her chat now trying with dislikes

>>2853367
Dang those numbers aren't so good, hopefully reddit boosts her to at least 600k.

>>2853545
Don't worry burger still on work. Wait until around 10pm EST to finalize.

>>2852313
you should hold anyway since the numbers in the current economy will hold up and divvies will pay out according to those

honk lied

550k atm, plus the 60k approx she normally does from older videos. Looking good.

>>2853545
Didn't Kanata end her live with 231K?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOo9qzL78GE

Haachama is jumping ship, debuted 6 hours ago, sell your coins.

>>2854864
Did you read the description? It says that she will do the debut tomorrow.

>>2854864
Trying to start shit here heh, trolling outside of b is a thing you know.
Go back to wherever shithole you were from!

>>2854845
It just a troll who tried to convince people to sell their coins.
Well if someone really did sell their coins because of those statement, then they deserve it for being a retard.

>>2855090
Bro, this is the kind of shit we need to spice up the game

>>2854864
I wish this was true, Re:Act has some pretty high quality girls that get overlooked by EOPs. Poaching someone like Haachama that can bring in EOPs could be good.
It's of course not true though.

>>2852584
u r fag

I want to see everyone (including myself) seeth when loosing exorbitant amount on shitty option premiums.

>>2854864

I don't know whether if the Devs accounted for other hololive members jumping ship to other companies. Would the devs ever consider adding a whole new coin if something like this were to occur? Would HaachamaCoin still be in circulation if there was a confirmed graduation? This is rrat territory I know but I can't help but think that these outside events could negatively affect the game.

>>2857798
They have other things to focus on at present but adding or removing coins should be very straightforward technical-wise. As for the effects on the game, I don't think it could be that bad. If the main focus is still Holochuubas, then smaller coins could exist without impacting the global market too much.

>>2857798
Same thing that happens with stocks and a bankruptcy should happen

On a side note Coco's got 700k views

Was this always there?

>>2858004
I think it got added recently
Would be better if it ran on the server's time rather than the local time imo

>>2858074
I opened a thread on the Floor about that. A cycle timer would be even better.

>>2857708
This is the one feature I want actually, just for the comedy it would provide.

>>2858004
It's always been there, it shows your own time, it's completely useless

>took me 5 attempts to get the right towa... variation

>>2859028
Consider yourself lucky. It took me more than an hour and hundreds of captchas.

It would be wise for you to pump Aki rose tonight, that's all I'll tell you

>>2859284
If Aki doesn't end her stream in the next like 20 minutes it won't even be counted.
Aki pls.

>>2860169
Streams have to end by 6 EST to count? the more you know I guess.

>>2860217
I don't know the exact deadline but it's between 6-7 EST yeah. Otherwise it'll be counted tomorrow instead.

>>2860217
Honestly I don't think there's a hard rule, the youtube api is just really schizo

>>2860217
Because they are using the standard GMT.

>>2859028
>that's intended and it's a meta joke about the variations
Tokyo...

Is there a way to check how many people holds a coin or who holds the most of a coin? would be fun

>>2860938
you can check circulation of a coin on the market page
as for who holds the most of a coin, I don't believe there's anything on the page for that

I'm not playing this game anymore until we have Beatani coins.

>>2855090
To be fair I just sold mine because no matter how much it pays this week, it's so highly valued that getting three a tier dividend coins with the proceeds will earn me more judging by historic payments.

>>2864286
Coco is currently worth $2837 and given that her stream has more views than Kanata's concert she'll probably rise to $4500 or so. Coco's dividend will also be worth $500-550. That's a $2200 profit in total.

If you buy Gura for $3152 and we assume she gets $1k again this week(she won't) that's still only a $1000 profit since Gura never rises from adjustments. The same can be said for Pekora or Marine or Hololive since none of them ever gain much from adjustments.

Even if Coco has a pretty mediocre adjustment and only rises to $3500 or so she's still worth more than any of the big dividend coins at least assuming you can sell before she drops.

>>2865153
Gura will probably get adjusted up by $300-500 tonight, Pekora got $600 from last nights adjustments

>>2865296
Gura won't pay out as much as Pekora because she streams less frequently despite doing similar numbers. For the same reason you can't use Pekora's adjustment last night - she had two 300k+ streams in 24h.

https://youtu.be/ULeDlxa3gyc

See you on the moon bois

am I the only one that feels hesitant about the balance update fucking up the coco selloff? I feel like you guys have a lot of confidence in dumping your 15 cocos with the new system thats going to be revealed literally 5 minutes before adjustments

>>2866262
If you bought in early enough it shouldn't be too big of a problem but if you bought in late you should probably reduce your stack

>>2866262
I'll be making all my potential loses back in dividends even if Honkchama fucks me raw with this update

err so I bought some coins back around the beginning of the month, then I suddenly wasn't able to log in despite still seeing myself on the leaderboard
I just tried logging in today and not only have all my coins been deleted but uhh my net worth got massively reduced as well, so now I have pennies
Did some reset happen or something?

>>2866921
Yea he reset everyone near the start of the month when he fixed coin duping/bogging to even out the playing field

>>2867254
ah...what happens if you don't have enough to purchase any coins? I'm not there yet but if i fuck up some trades I could get there pretty easily...

>>2867377
Its hard to fuck up to lose all your money but if you somehow do, you could just delete your account and remake

>>2867431
ah gotcha, thanks!

>>2866262
Finally, I want to see actual losses.
some of you are alright, don't come inside Coco.

Excuse, why the fuck are you people selling Lamy and Luna?

Gura please stop streaming...

>>2867541
I'd cum inside Coco even if it cost me, I NEED to knock up this BITCH.

>>2867377
Buy Coco with what little you have, free money
Everyone is doomposting but even if the system fucks big bag holders you'll only have like 3-4 Coco so you'll be fine.

>>2869511
Thanks, will do.

>>2869315
It won't count even if she stopped before adjustment due to how the api and whatnot works :\

>>2867951
More lamy and Luna for me

>>2863632
slightly based dad

What's everyone doing with their divvies? Buying more Coco?

>>2870991
Buying more oshi coin

how we lookin for divvies lads

>>2871765

I'm not going to make it bros... Nier calls for me

does anybody else get really nervous right before adjustment? I know it's just a game but I can't help but get butterflies in my stomach. Maybe I should take a break

All right, I have a wild idea how divs work but its a fucking massive gamble for me to take. Time to take it and see if I'm rewarded for it.

Let's goooooo

>>2872946
I play by feel and without regret.

Oh no, milk bro

>>2859028
>>2859114
>only took me two retries
gitgud

How many autism do you need to answer the middle question, it's bye right? Why I keep getting wrong response

divvies on time, THANK HONK

uuuuuuuuuooooooooohhhhhh munny

$64,317.17 not bad

>>2873503
>he didn't get spoonfed almost instantly

>>2873550
a whole 2 minutes on the archive

finally broke 100k
fucks sake i might retire once i get 100 coins of nene and suisei

>>2873582
s-sugoi

oh fuck that was a solid divvy. $500~ in my balance pre-adjustment

okay who do I dump my money into for this adjustment now

ehh??? why did 10k magically appear in my nasfaq account?

trust in ENEN MI

78k from divvies, thank you Honk.

11k yay

20k divvies bwoah

Did the site just go in slow mode? i can't sell shit

>>2873048
>i was right
FUCK WHY DIDNT I START YESTERDAY

what do I do with all this $$$ anons help

>>2873688
refresh? its working for me

Honestly a little scared of buying anything before the new economy hits

The adjustment will come after dividends right?

>>2873688
slow as hell for me too anon

>>2873724
Just sell useless coin

Even stuff like the history page/floor are lagging like fuck for me.

Get as much liquid as you can so you can adapt to the new economy. Unless somehow it makes every coin increase by 200%.

>>2873813
your loss is my gain. I'm all in on everything. you can screenshot and laugh at me when it hits.

will the exonomy update hurt oshicoin holders or bless them

It looks like divvies have a lifetime performance component, there's no other explanation why something like Gura would still give 1.1k after having been basically AWOL all week.

probably laggy because update is being implemented in the background to activate at 01:00

>>2873875
If you compare Gura's stats this week to last weeks shes only missing about 300k views

>>2873875
I fucking knew it was the case, I wish I made my gamble and invested under that assumption. Would have dethroned mogu if I did

Chumbud below me might have taken my place as he was only $4k away and had 62 Gura coins while I had 30.

>>2873568
I didn't find anything there, someone please spoon me some of your autism for abayo question.

>>2873971
Ah fuck, i'll stuck at 12 forever then

>>2873957
Same number of subs as well actually, that could be it.

>only 31k in Dividends
I'm NGMI

>>2873971
We're still pretty close in net worth.

>>2873982
literally the 8th post on the archive anon pls

Beijing Investments just gained like 8k out of nowhere, IDGI.

Ayunda financial???

Sayonara good friend o7

>>2874131
respect for holding the civia

>>2874118
Reporting for duty

Nice I don't even need to sell fatto catto

>>2874131
His dedication was astounding, what a guy.

Don't forget to sell your Marines and Korones before adjustment or you'll get fucked since they didn't stream.

>>2874131
dangerously based

>>2859284
up 16% thank you aki shill

>>2874212
Thanks for that

>>2874212
buying more as we speak

>>2874131
>$15/share Dividend payout
>his dividend payout was 3000+1812
wew, he can afford a whopping 3 Civias this week.

>>2874212
Will do.

>>2874212
I'm probably HODLING Korone until her return stream, dividend was pretty good especially considering she's at like 2k right now.

separated by 80k...

>>2873995
Seems FinanCivial went down to rank 12 so I stayed at 10.

>>2874076
Yeah I'm surprised we're that close. Congrats on reaching rank 9, fellow chumbud.

>>2874212
Don't bother selling everyone will buy the dip and it'll be the same in 3 cycles. You'll probably end up with a higher buy in price than what you have right now considering Korone's streaming tonight

>>2874079
I already write goodbye but apparently it's still wrong response

>>2874212
>Don't forget to sell your Marines

Any guesses on how the new economy's going to work? will there be justice for civia?

>>2874371
Don't spoon feed them information.

>>2874393
I HOPE options, but Honk said something like "you win only if someone else loses".

I have 50k and nothing to spend it on

Honestly lost on what to buy/sell right now.

>>2874366
anon please.... it's 1 click

>>2874329
>the distance is only gonna grow...

Fuck it, I'm buying more Coco, what's the worst that can happen.

>>2874422
I don't expect player sold options, but player sold options are a "You win at the expense of others" affair.
Either you bet correctly selling the option and pocket the premium, or the other guy bets correctly and fleeces you.

>>2874460
Just don't fall for the Schizo's trap

>>2874460
I think it's only fair that we should all BUY CIVIA

>>2874460
buy civia
-honk

I should HF trade all day like a schizo. Buy a stock and the second it's up, sell it.

>>2874534
I'll buy one, goodness knows FinanCivia needs it.

>Get divvies
>Jump up 12 places
Thank you $Milk, I'll never bad mouth you ever again

Hello, where is this supposed guide for the new economy that is about to come in play in 30 minutes?

>>2874640

>>2874640
>>2874534
>>2874484
If Civia can be pumped up 24% Financivial will be back to where they should be, let's do it.

>>2874678
Dev LIED, there is no guide!

I'm not entirely convinced honk is alive, he's posted here like once this week.

>>2874814
he wouldn't have posted the announcement unless it was finished, right?

>>2874814
you rang?

>>2874707
If everyone in this thread bought 8 $civia, that's 448 coins, close to 24%

I am now 100k

Is anyone else here nervous about the economy update?
I have a really bad feeling I'll get fucked over

>>2874873

>>2874883
>8 Civia
wew, not holding that many bags

>>2874888
anyone whos just started has no chance of catching up to the big players. I hope all the fat cats get fucked over.
t. pleb

>>2874873
MOBILE
SITE
VER
NOW

>>2874928
You're either about to get VERY disappointed or VERY happy

>>2874873
the REAL honk will tell me right now what the new economy is gonna be

>>2874888
LIQUIDATE ALL ASSETS

>>2874873
Homo coin when

Last thread died, so gonna ask here again.
>Is there any site that graphs daily changes to views/subs of hololive? Pretty new so idk how much significance comparative performance has on adjustments.

>>2875018
>Pretty new so idk how much significance comparative performance has on adjustments.
Not really better than a random guess with youtube.

>>2874888
I expect it to be complete garbage

>>2875018
this site does, you may not have heard of it

>>2874917
Civia coins are still relatively cheap, and the more people buy and hold, the more it grows in value and stays stable.
$Civia had no real dump since FinanCivial bought it all

I'm telling you about Marinecoin EVERY DAY for this reason.
Miko is at 600 as well.

GOOD
INVESTMENTS

>>2875291
Miko barely hit 25% on returns anonchama...

>>2875291
Noel wasn't bad either

New economy in less than 10 minutes, predictions, will it make the game better or worse?

>>2875291
fubuki was severely undervalued

>>2875340
she's doing her best okay? Mikkorone didn't happen because Biohazard 6 fucked them and then Mr. Koro FUCKING DIED, none of it is Miko's fault

>>2875342
I think Noel had the highest % returns so whoever got stuck holding the bag actually benefitted from that

what the FUCK is in the update

prediction: civia hits negative again with new algo

>>2875376
i'm getting my rope ready just in case

>>2875408
>>2873208
LIVE BY OPPAI
DIE BY OPPAI

>>2875424
don't fud me like that anon

>>2875441
I'm all in on civia, race you to the bottom anon

>gura DIdN't perFoRm well THiS wEek so HER dIVvies Will be sHIt
hahahahaha

EAT
SHIT

>>2875376
I'm going to call honk a faggot but continue playing anyways

>>2875486
basically this

>>2875416
the true update were the friends we made along the way

>>2875454
everyone clearly believed that because there are 909 shares of gura out there

>>2875486
how is that different to pre update?

>>2875123
>relatively cheap
>$1300 for a $15 dividends
>no actual appreciable increase in value from adjustments, meaning you have to wait for other people to pump the value so you can cash out and you're fucking them over if you do

>>2875515
It'll (maybe) be more justified this time!

>>2875537
Being a bro is priceless anon

WTF HONK REMOVE THAT NEW FEATURE NOW

new scorched earth economy!

>>2875577
I can't believe you added that, what a faggot

Queue work again, time to PUMP and DUMP

>>2875577
AAAAAAAA
wait
i actually expected this much, carry on

>Your current balance + your predicted change in balance determines what you can afford to purchase during a given cycle. You can see both figures in the navbar and your profile page after you begin a transaction. Note that predicted change is NOT a guaranteed change, it is based ONLY on current market values. Actual prices are dynamic and are calculated based on the demand surrounding your transaction - meaning not only IF you bought or sold during that cycle, but WHEN in that cycle you made the trade determines how much you gain/ lose.
Doesn't change all that much, just what was discussed earlier.
If you buy hype you lose, if you sell late you lose.

Why is my computer heating up so much all of a sudden?

>>2875631
Keep reading
>In addition to the price updates that occur as a result of shifts in demand, the prices will receive an adjustment once daily at 1:05 EST based on the Youtuber's channel performance. The end-of-day market price is taken into account when determining how much to adjust. If a bullish coin is experiencing a bubble, it will not adjust upwards. Likewise, a bearish coin that is currently undervalued will not adjust downwards. Adjustments seek to "make up" for ground that hasn't been covered by demand-based adjustments alone. In this way, users are forced to make smarter decisions on which coins they should hold based on their own assessment of a coin's fundamental value.
Big events are dead

There's still a cooldown, you can hardly call this a "new" economy.

>If a bullish coin is experiencing a bubble, it will not adjust upwards.
Ruined, Coco BAG HOLDERS
>likewise, a bearish coin that is currently undervalued will not adjust downwards.
NO MORE DIPS TO BUY
ITS FUCKING OVER YOU CANT MAKE MONEY ANYMORE LOL ENJOY STAGNANT DEAD ECONOMIES WAITING FOR DIVIDENDS AT THE END OF THE WEEK GG

>>2875637
>Buy $CIVIA
>SSD starts making noises

So are holder of coco coins fucked or not?

>>2875719
THE POOR STAY POOR AND THE RICH GET RICHER
FUCK THE 1%
FUCK HONK

>>2875719
So it's literally nothing

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SELL COCO COIN NOW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>2875719
I can't wait for the back track!

THIS CALLS FOR ANOTHER RESET

>>2875758

DAGGER

>Coco went up anyways
LATER LOSERS

THEUUI IS FUKCED

>Coco goes up anwyays
>Cali goes down a lot

Welp

Miko fucking crashed, what the fuck, how

>27 Coco bags
I'm financially ruined

????????????

>>2875719
anon-chamas... your reading comprehension reps...

basically what happened is that Hitler now decides how much your coin is worth and it will be corrected to ze korrekt Amaunt EACH MORGEN UM SIEBEN UHR AND IF ZERE IS A BLASE IT WILL BE PLATZEN AT ZET TIME AS WELL SO

in the end it's just a neatly regulated market and hype-trains now have to act fast.

THE QUEUE IS ALIVE
I REPEAT
THE QUEUE IS ALIVE

>>2875698
>Have a 15 min cool down
>also timing matters
???

Nene +500 lmao

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
LET ME OFF THIS WILD RIDE ALREADY
I JUST WANT TO DUMP MY LOAD INTO HER

Huh, coins don't buy/sell instantly now. This is going to be really weird to get used to.

uhhh

This change dosn't make the richer less richer though. It just makes harder for the little guys.

POPPING THE CHERRY

>>2875869
AHAHAHAHAHA

Nenepro what happen?

Now I don't know wtf is going on

>Coco still went up
>15 minute queue still a thing
Ok so what did this actually change?

Are we already seeing duplicate coins again in the queue, or is that just a visual bug?

Nene called in

Uhh boss some of my coins haven't adjusted?

WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID ANYA DIDNT INCREASE IM FINANCIALLY RUINED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TAKO BEING CIRCLED BY SHARKS SEND HELP AAAAHHHHHHHH

all nene does is win

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THE UPDATE MEAN

HONK I KNOW YOU ARE HERE
EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEN

>>2875869
>Nene, a worthless Holo with no fucking views or subs and $546 dividend is actually valued at 3500
Honk your algorithm is so fucking broken it isn't even funny.

The server hamster is dying

>>2875719
>not buying a bearish coin that will adjust upwards
ngmi

WHAT THE FUCK

it's over

>>2875903
oi honk whats going on here

I can't sell my 2 coco shares at all.
Button literally isn't working

>I just lost 10k

Excuse me website what the fuck are you doing

Seriously though is anyone else not seeing an updated value for a ton of coins? My Matsuri and Shion haven't adjusted at all on my side.

>>2875970
SHUT UP YOU FAGGOT
NENE IS OUR PRECIOUS RETARD

>>2875981
they dont adjust upwards, they just dont adjust

>Holding Pekora, Miko and Subaru

what the fuck just happened here honk

>>2876018
A bunch of my coins haven't adjusted either.
This shit's broken and also what's the point of having a cooldown now if coins only sell when someone buys them?

uhhhh

>people sold nene after recieving divvies
Its like some of you didn't bother checking social blade

>>2876027
sorry, meant bullish undervalued coin, they will go upwards in this case

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Honk could've added rrat generator, options, or shorts
>adds this instead

>>2876065
this does not mark the end of updates to come, my friend

This game is literally trash now lmao

>Gura and Coco went up by $1000+
thank god.

I'M GOING TO ROPE HONK

>>2876038
you have no idea how glad I am I sold MIko before adjustment

does a trade only get tallied once the broker clears the queue?
is that why i'm not seeing more or less shares right now?

>I bought Gura at the top by accident instead of selling

>>2875912
Your guess is as good as mine

WHAT
THE
FUCK

HOLY THE FUCK SIZE OF THESE CHANGES FROM ONE CYCLE

bro what?
ok yeah I'm done with this game this is a waste of time

what the fuck

COCO HOLDERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>2876092
Stop adding your opinion to the market (You don't decide what is bearish or bullish). Just have a good algorithm that adjust based on weekly average or something rather than this gay shit.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE ABSOLUTE HORROR
I CANNOT SELL I CANNOT BUY
COME ON HONK FIX YOUR FUCKING GAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEE

>>2876092
Do not fail me.

lmao, so many people tried to buy comet at 2.3 she went up to 3.7 and we all had to pay it

HONK WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I still had 1k left on the balance.
I have negative money now

I'm fucking ruined

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WITH COCO

>Coco at $1400
Jesus christ the market is actually fucked and I'm bankrupt
This is such a ridiculous fuckup Honk, you have literal brain damage. Not just Coco, every fucking stock just adjusted retarded Venezuela levels.

>>2876038
>Miko now $3,500

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

GURA BAGS HOLDER BTFO
GURA BAGS HOLDER BTFO
GURA BAGS HOLDER BTFO

>>2876163
Who said it has anything to do with my opinion?

DOWN IN A HOLE
FEELING SO SMALL
DOWN IN A HOLE
LOSING MY SOUL

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Its over

honk is laughing as he watches us go schizo

What the fuck AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

this is fucking stupid

SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN

>>2876164
This isn't even fun it's just completely RNG whether you get screwed over on any purchase.

Even the real world stock market isn't this retarded to force you to sell at a totally random price you fucking retard dev.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CLOSE THE MARKET
CLOSE THE MARKET
CLOSE THE MARKET
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>2876224
I know I am kek

>Press to sell at 3900
>sells for 2600
I know it adds it to the queue now, but this level of volatility goes beyond deceptive or any kind of strategy.

STANDING ON THE EDGE

WHY THE FUCK DID COCO DROP??????????????????????

>log in
>half my coins in the red
>account suddenly has $8000 more dollars in it somehow

>>2876235
BUY

HOW THE FUCK DOES ANYTYHING WORK ANYMORE!?

>>2876202
You are assuming a fundamental value. The only way to win at this game is hold dividends as any other gains is fake. This system will never work with such a small player base.

STOP THE COUNT
CRASH THE SERVER
SELL ALL HOLDINGS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>2876245
>he lacks critical information
watch the queue we're back to PnDing.

EVERYTHING IS GONE

Keep buying suisei and pekora, I want to see if we can break it

This is peak clown world shit, new meta is to never have more than one stock in any Holo and just pump and fucking dump $1000 at a time.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DON'T UNDERSTAND

This is retarded, strategy dosn't even matter anymore if you get fucked by RNG queue

wew

OK honk nice game you have there, I will retire now.

I just lost 25k in 15min but the keks are real. Thanks for the game Honk, see you on the other side.

Thank fucking god for dividends or else I'd be ruined
Fix your fucking game Honk

>>2876308
see you tomorrow faggot

well, at least something went right today

HOLY SHIT INVEST IN KORONE

Yo what's up?

Anyone else getting this? Miko's price shows up as 1954 while the price is around 3300?

I said I was going to call honk a faggot but I didn't expect it to be with such sincerity.

I don't really get it? Normal stock markets don't literally force you to sell stock you own at prices you didn't want to but maybe thats just me.

No joke the economy is so fucking ruined it's not even funny, you're making the Nene inflation look like an actual fucking blip.

Ok, I'm done now. This is absolutely not worth losing any more sleep over.

HONK CAN CATCH THESE FUCKING HANDS

>>2876349