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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura

Songs: https://rentry.org/ggg_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/ggg_merch

Gawr Gura Birthday Celebration 2022: https://rentry.org/ggg_merch#2022-birthday-goods

Previous Thread: >>28719013

>> No.28744245

ASMR cancelled fuck me

>> No.28744254

SAME BELIEVERS WHERE WE AT?

>> No.28744261

i was thinking of soundposting that ttgl line but I dont want a """""greychad""""" to hear it.

>> No.28744276

I WANT TO SEE THE FRUITS OF GURA'S LOINS FOR MY VIEWING PLEASURE

>> No.28744286

The fruit of her loins...

>> No.28744298

First for the fruit of Gura's loins for my viewing pleasure

>> No.28744303

UUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH GURA IS SHOWING ME EVERYTHING!

>> No.28744304

>fruit of her loins
>all of it

>> No.28744311

Gura's loins for our viewing pleasure...

>> No.28744316 [SPOILER] 

>>28744245
we have a thread for this dork

>> No.28744319

Gura's loins TuT

>> No.28744321
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.28744326

FRUIT OF GURA'S LOINS

>> No.28744334

The fruit of Gura's loins. I bet they taste like strawberries.

>> No.28744341

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.28744355

UOOOOOOOOOH
GURA'S LOINS

>> No.28744362

Gura....

>> No.28744364

fire of my loins...

>> No.28744368

Another day, being grateful of not being a """""greychad"""""

>> No.28744376

FRUIT OF HER LOINS

>> No.28744384

>>28744212
spot oan Pal

>> No.28744391

Holy fuck my sides

>> No.28744405

28744161
Could be but it was about time they made her keep her nose out of gura's stuff and worry about herself I'm happy for gura!!!

>> No.28744409

AAAAAA WITH HER BLOOD, SWEAT, TEARS, AND SHARK PISS

>> No.28744414

UOHHHHHHHH MY WIFE IS A CUTE DUMMY I WILL CORRECT HER

>> No.28744454
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shes extremely gura today

>> No.28744458

napkin
NAPKIN

>> No.28744464
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28744464

I'm in love with Gura!

>> No.28744466

nyoo

>> No.28744469

Gura's tiny napkin loin. Oooouuuuhhhh

>> No.28744483

Reminder that there were people doomposting about this being a bad news stream

>> No.28744484

I'm fucking dying, thank you Gura.

>> No.28744487

>>28744000
I believe that.

>> No.28744489

>>28744464
>not flat

>> No.28744500

>>28744454
i wish i was the shower head

>> No.28744508
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28744508

Hiya there cumbuds, just dropped by to say glad to have your oshi back. She's such a kind soul, treasure her

>> No.28744528
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Gura loincloth

>> No.28744538

>>28744489
Clearly that is the year 14,350 AD.

>> No.28744543

>control and alt key caps gone
Gura..pretty sure she has a corsair and their caps are pretty shit

>> No.28744547

How do you lose keys on your keyboard

>> No.28744546

>>28744508
Thank you based watamelon poster.

>> No.28744571

>>28744464
boobs too big

>> No.28744573

>>28744405
Let me fix that for you. >>28744161

>> No.28744583

Ame tricked Gura into eating her keyboard keys

>> No.28744584

>>28744508
Based watamate, you're always here to congratulate our shark and I appreciate it.

>> No.28744586
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>>28744508
Thank you

>> No.28744588

>>28744538
>not flat in the year 14,350 AD

>> No.28744597

>Gura was arguing with managment all week and that is why she was too busy to stream
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

>> No.28744600

>>28744508
thanks for dropping by. May your oshi bless your dreams.

>> No.28744601
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28744601

>Myth and council have been talking about her dancing being good
This dork had been practicing during the offcollabs… I love her so much

>> No.28744629

Gura how did you not know that one...

>> No.28744635

Hey, Gura actually laughed at that. We got one!

>> No.28744639
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>> No.28744660

>she thought that was funny
how is she so adorable

>> No.28744659

>>28744508
Thanks based watamelon.

>> No.28744665

>chat makes a funny joke
>she's genuinely surprised
lol

>> No.28744682

>>28744639
RAPE
>RAPE
RAPE
>RAPERAPE
>RAPERAPE
>RAPERAPE
>RAPERAPE
>RAPERAPE
>RAPE

>> No.28744691

https://files.catbox.moe/pezbsv.jpg

>> No.28744695
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>> No.28744705

She is perfect. I have no clue how will I live without her.

>> No.28744727

>>28744665
compared to the shitty pickup lines earlier it was kinda funny

>> No.28744739

>>28744691
PISSY LOIN CLOTH ToT

>> No.28744745

>>28744597
It was Kiara's fault had it not been for her then nothing would have happened to gura's birthday plans and things would have gone good so I'm happy she did fight back with them.

>> No.28744751

>>28744705
With all the shit that's happening with the EN vtuber scene I'm glad that Gura stands strong in a time of darkness.

>> No.28744763

>>28744705
don't, just end it when she ends the stream

>> No.28744771

She is perfect. I have no clue how can I be like her

>> No.28744797

>>28744528
Harold...

>> No.28744819

Is she reading ALL of the supas?

>> No.28744865

>>28744745
what is this rrat? Kiara helped save Gura's birthday event.

>> No.28744867

>>28744771
You can do it bud...

>> No.28744874

BEDTIME STORY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE PLEASE PLEseeee mommmy YES MOOMMMY iAM A CHUMBABY

>> No.28744876

>>28744691
Give me the original, please anon

>> No.28744884

Gura saving ugly duckling reading for later.

>> No.28744887

I really wonder what shes working on that is so bad management only accepted she can do it after she went on strike.
Its gotta be like a online virtual meet and greet or something right?

>> No.28744889

>>28744751
She isn't just standing strong, she's towering over it. This is insane. It's incomprehensible just how good she is.

>> No.28744895

>>28744819
Long stream if she does, pretty sure she's going really slow.

>> No.28744902

When it comes to not paying for membership, it’s less about not having the money (I do) and more about not wanting that on my transaction history

>> No.28744909

>>28744763
When she graduates I will definitely do that.

>> No.28744915
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28744915

he doesn't always grow into a beautiful swan, you know

>> No.28744928

>>28744819
I think she might have missed some when they just bugged on her, but it seems she's gonna read them all. We still got a while

>> No.28744931

>>28744691
Original PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

>> No.28744951

>>28744876
it's some artist on twitter, if you tineye that image it should come up

>> No.28744956

>>28744902
Faggot

>> No.28744959

>>28744819
I hope not, I'm barely staying awake atm. I'll prob go to sleep in like 15 minutes and continue this tomorrow.

>> No.28744967

>>28744865
No she got the original stuff canned and then at the last min ame come in and saved guras ass, Kiara then acted like she did not do anything wrong, and it took all this time for gura to get her plans back on track.

>> No.28744978

>>28744876
>>28744931
https://twitter.com/MiAnDoDi_/status/1452118417574670337

>> No.28744975
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>>28744915

>> No.28744979

>>28744902
On top of not having the money I also don't want to give google my information

>> No.28744988

kek she checked

>> No.28744991
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>> No.28744999

>>28744902
Don't lie, you could literally just buy some google play cards and use that, but you wont.

>> No.28745003

up close Gura!

>> No.28745006

>>28744909
Soo, next month? (8/26/22)

>> No.28745010
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>>28744915
Sometimes he grows into a savage.

>> No.28745015 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.28745031

>>28745015
sex

>> No.28745038

Fuuuckkkkkkk she is too cute I cant

>> No.28745044

>>28744979
That too
I’ve got plenty of money but I have other reasons to not do jf

>> No.28745045
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>> No.28745058

>>28744902
For me, I don't have the money because I'd rather spend that money on drugs and food. Of course, you could say Gura is worth a hamburger but the dedication really isn't worth it nor is it productive (as Amelia might say).
I wish more greychads spoke out but I guess shrimps deserve their own hugbox at least during a stream.

>> No.28745057

>>28744967
proof?

>> No.28745062

>>28744979
>>28744902
gayest shit i've ever heard

>> No.28745072

>>28744909
just don't forget one thing:
do a flip

>> No.28745079

>>28744928
Now that I've superchatted, i can't help but kinda want her to read my name. Hope she does. Am I a shallow cunt?

>> No.28745086

>>28744902
Why? Youre the only one that sees it?

>> No.28745097

>>28744978
Thanks bro

>> No.28745101
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>>28745015
Adding this to the Gura porn folder

>> No.28745137

>>28744979
Don't worry, they already have it.

>> No.28745139

>>28745015
chu

>> No.28745141

>>28745062
how is being slightly above the poverty line gay?

>> No.28745159

>>28744902
>he isn't on 14 government watchlists
Get on my level.

>> No.28745165

>>28744902
get some pre-paid card from anywhere, it isn't that hard

>> No.28745170

Gura only aspires to be a maid. Not disney princess.

>> No.28745171

>>28745086
The irs is gonna know I like the loli shark, they’re gonna make me pay extra taxes

>> No.28745173

>>28744508
Thanks unity sheep

>> No.28745182

gura's homemade insulin...

>> No.28745199

>>28745079
Nah but Superchat readings are a literal gacha with any chubba unless you are a kiara or ame and 'attempt' to read every single one.

>> No.28745244

>>28745079
I don't blame you because of this stream and because it feels good to hear. Just as long as you don't get upset that you sent one and it didn't get read on days she doesn't read them.

>> No.28745246

>was about to SC
>it's turned off
o-oh..

>> No.28745253

>>28745079

Yep. And she won't cuz of how late in the stream you did it.

(Don't worry I was a shallow cunt once)

>> No.28745277

she's such a fucking dork i love her

>> No.28745278

>>28745171
The pedo tax is a conspiracy theory, anon

>> No.28745297

>>28745246
the button still works for me

>> No.28745309

>>28745141
if you had just said "food" i wouldn't have called you out

>> No.28745317

>>28745182
made with Gura's beta cells... ahh bliss

>> No.28745323

>>28745246
Its been off for like 15mins now

>> No.28745347

Goopy Poopy...

>> No.28745343

>>28745297
Refresh the page, the operation is disabled. Otherwise this stream would never end

>> No.28745354

>>28745058
why are americans like this?

>> No.28745358

Goopy poopy

>> No.28745364

We can call her goopy poopy.

>> No.28745363

yes they are

>> No.28745373

>>28745057
Kiara cannot keep her mouth shut.

>> No.28745384

>>28745015
This is the first time I've seen gura doing the "fuck me" eyes

>> No.28745422

>>28745384
newbud...

>> No.28745428

>>28745058
do the world a favor and never speak out anywhere again

>> No.28745439

rate her french pronunciation

>> No.28745444

I kinda miss goop goop poster

>> No.28745449

Gura turning french with the oui oui.

>> No.28745465

>>28745373
You're right, most of the time. She really can't.

>> No.28745484

>>28745439
>>28745449
best day of my life/10

>> No.28745518

>>28745439
oui/oui

>> No.28745524

>>28745373
I would like more than that. Was there something during today's stream?

>> No.28745550

How was the Gura stream? I'm just over here being a greynigger.

>> No.28745586

>>28745428
Anon, Gura is cute but she's a picture. An image. If I spend 5 dollars then I have to also dedicate tens of hours of my time watching her when I could be doing something more productive. It just simply isn't worth it.

>> No.28745594

>>28745550
Literally her best member stream so far

>> No.28745608

What did she say?

>> No.28745612

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/S3ejT4uc9w0

>> No.28745613

>>28745550
bliss

>> No.28745619

I like this French Maid.

>> No.28745636

>>28745586
Good, no one wants a faggot like you in her member streams anyways

>> No.28745641

Gura turns into french maid.

>> No.28745662

>>28745439
Better than any Quebeccer I've spoken to

>> No.28745668

>>28745550
Powerful love bomb that's still going.

>> No.28745695

>skips the literal groomer bjoran
based

>> No.28745696

>>28745550
Pure ecstasy.

>> No.28745702

>>28745550
Easily Top 3 Gura stream of all time

>> No.28745724

is goop goop poster posting tonight

>> No.28745729

>>28745636
How does simply existing make people seethe? Just tell me what Gura spoke about and move on.

>> No.28745739

>>28745550
Incredible, and I wasn't too excited by RP to begin with

>> No.28745745

>>28745524
on her other account there was a live stream, but everyone knew what was going on she was crying and everything she did not give names and all that but acted like she was the one done wrong, Im just happy that gura does not have to deal with any of this anymore and management started doing gura right and let her do her bday stuff now.

>> No.28745748

Gura ate my semen encrusted underwear

>> No.28745753

>>28745550
Sublime.

>> No.28745762

>>28745662
Quebeccers can't speak french though so that's not a high bar

>> No.28745767

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>> No.28745771

Gura ate it!

>> No.28745779
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28745779

I sent her my first superchat since Valentine's Day and she read it, I'm so happy.

>> No.28745780

Is the sapbud planning a restream for Mori's concert?

>> No.28745781

>>28745729
No, now hang yourself

>> No.28745792

>>28745695
What did he say? Shilling another gay song?

>> No.28745811

>>28745550
kek she was super sweet and she read my supas twice!

>> No.28745818

>>28745780
no but I am

>> No.28745817

>>28745550
my condolences o lowly peasant. I wish the business wasn't struggling so hard so I could spare you a few pennies to member with


no but seriously mate, sorry to hear that

>> No.28745831

whoa
https://youtu.be/vuH3kxn4Y6Q?t=2794

>> No.28745837

>>28745550
Fantastic, but she's still very busy. Her big birthday project got un-blocked so she's going all in to finish it.

>> No.28745842

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>> No.28745848

God I love her so much

>> No.28745858

SHE PUT THEM ON AND THEN ATE THEM SEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSS

>> No.28745869

>>28745818
Will you post the link in the thread?

>> No.28745884

>>28745594
>>28745613
>>28745696
>>28745696
>>28745702
>>28745753
>>28745739
Happy for you shrimps.
>>28745668
Still going? Like with the main content, or has she moved on to reading supers?

>> No.28745888

>>28745779
proud of you anon

>> No.28745892

>>28745781
Yeah, thanks for reassuring me not to pay for membership. Toxic ""pay money to a millionaire or die"" fanbase.

>> No.28745926

can greynigs just read threads for once
>hOw Is ThE sTrEaM
bitch what else have we been talking about the past two threads? The weather?

>> No.28745931

>>28745884
the supa readings is content stupid greynigger

>> No.28745933

>>28745869
yes

>> No.28745936

RAPE CORRECT THIS BRAT RIGHT NOW

>> No.28745938

>>28745884
Supers are the content, like jesus fuck even her supa reading is hoing heavily on the maid rp

>> No.28745943

>>28745892
Good, we’re full. Now go suck on the barrel of a shotgun.

>> No.28745944

>>28745745
>on her other account there was a live stream
ye ye ye, I know about this, I watched like 5 minutes, I'm gonna catch it tomorrow then

>> No.28745960

.... she cant be corrected? she's too powerful

>> No.28745969

I'm going to correct this brat. T u T

>> No.28745983

>>28745926
UUOOOOOOOOOHHH
WEATHER EROTIC

>> No.28745984

I'll forgive Gura for everything since she's so cute.

>> No.28745995

>>28745892
Why are you here?

>> No.28746013

CORRECTION REQUIRED

>> No.28746011

>>28745943
You're not full. You're full of shit.
Greychads are more productive and have a higher chance of hooking up with Gura than any superchats would. Just letting you know.

>> No.28746019

>>28745792
another obsession with birthday videos, dude never gives up

>> No.28746021
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28746021

Ojibuds, only one of us can correct this brat. We have to decide which one. And don't you say "yeah, me"

>> No.28746036

>>28745931
she ain't the melon sheep hommes, supas are supas for sharky

>> No.28746038

>>28745892
Yes, more for us. Seethe ;D

>> No.28746060

>>28746021
yeah, me

>> No.28746064

Gura is literally out here asking for correction.

>> No.28746065

>>28746021
yeah, me

>> No.28746066
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28746066

I used my membership milestone supachat! Now I can be called master and still pay all my bills!

>> No.28746070

>>28746021
Si, yo

>> No.28746071

>>28746021
Yeah, m,e

>> No.28746077

>>28746021
It'll be me

>> No.28746089

time to punish Gura for eating the edible undergarments, even if she replaced them.

>> No.28746095

>>28746011
t. drug addicted neet

>> No.28746096

>>28746021
It's going to be me, everyone else can give up now

>> No.28746102

>>28746021
はい、私

>> No.28746100

>>28745995
Because I'm a greychad and I love Gura? Is that too hard to understand?

>>28746038
You're the one seething.

>> No.28746104

>>28746021
Oo, ako

>> No.28746130

>>28745884
She is reading supas, but she is doing RP with them, so it's also content

>> No.28746152

>>28746011
>more productive
>spends his time begging for a summary

>> No.28746163

>>28746021
Sim, eu.

>> No.28746176

>>28746100
>Loves Gura
>Doesn't want to watch more Gura
X

>> No.28746179

>>28746100
>"""""greychad"""""
MY FUCKING SIDES ARE GOING TO DISSAPEAR HAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.28746182

>>28744902
Kek what a fucking loser. Propped up some guy's loan score a couple of months back cause I saw he was a 1+ year old chumbie.

>> No.28746188

>>28746021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWuNCQRcy7M

>> No.28746200

She will spend the rest of the evening scouring our limited edition undergarments she tried on and consumed on ebay.

>> No.28746202

what the fuck is this roleplay

>> No.28746203

>>28746021
un boku dayo

>> No.28746207

>>28746064
ironically that kinda makes it less erotic...she needs to need stubborn unapologetic brat to earn my correction ToT

>> No.28746211

how does she even come up with this shit

>> No.28746213

>>28746066
she never reads freesupas

>> No.28746224

>>28746021
Asi es, Yo

>> No.28746225

>>28746021
Affirmative, myself -- over.

>> No.28746230

>>28746021
Ja, Ich

>> No.28746235

>>28746021
Ja, ich

>> No.28746238

>>28746202
The best kind

>> No.28746253

>>28746021
me, yes

>> No.28746264

guys I have discount autism and missed the joke, what is she talking about?

>> No.28746272

>>28746211
actual autism

>> No.28746275

>>28746066
She's only acknowledged them like one time when she got 1000 of them

>> No.28746282

>>28746230
>>28746235
Now kiss

>> No.28746294

>>28746021
Hai, watashi desu

>> No.28746302

>>28746066
lmao she has never read those.

>> No.28746304

I will take your underwear as a trade Gura.

>> No.28746320

>>28746230
>>28746235
Krautchamas...

>> No.28746328

I am having a heart attack.

>> No.28746333

>>28746230
>>28746235
German buds....

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>>28746213
>>28746275
>>28746302
But... my bills...

>> No.28746348

>>28746230
>>28746235
Ja, Ich mind...

>> No.28746355

>>28746021
Dalem. Kawula

>> No.28746376

>>28745831
what are they saying?

>> No.28746378

>>28746230
>>28746230
Uhh.. who gets her Germanbro? I’ll take her butt if you wanna double team

>> No.28746379

How fucking horny is she tonight jesas

>> No.28746384

>>28746304
Strawberry with a tinge of sweaty piss ToT

>> No.28746395

Got an urgent phonecall and probably missed her reading my name AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.28746403

>>28746340
i don't know if they even show up on the same list as superchats on her end

>> No.28746415

>>28746021
Every post before this was me using 23 proxies

>> No.28746419
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28746419

She's cute as fuck greyfags, I hope that y'all are extra jealous. SEETHE

>> No.28746432

That was a good one

>> No.28746436

I tried superchatting asking about the wedgie 3 times from my phone, got 2 payment canceled and one superchat unavailable and now on my PC it wont give me an option to superchat

>> No.28746452

>>28746378
I'll take her cunny then

>> No.28746466

damn I can't leave the headphones to grab more tissues... should I just jizz in my pants?

>> No.28746485

>>28746436
yeah she turned them off

>> No.28746487

old school Disturbed fans represent

>> No.28746513

Hey, good Distrubed- Down with the sickness reference.

>> No.28746522

>>28746436
lmao can they deny supas now?

>> No.28746546

>>28746466
jizz with your pants down

>> No.28746550

kangaroobuds..

>> No.28746557

>>28746466
Pull it up on your phone

>> No.28746558

Ausbros we winning. And freezing our balls off.

>> No.28746563

Fucking aussiebud

>> No.28746565
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>>28746466

>> No.28746579
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28746579

>Gura has been working on a sponsored song cover

Yeah, nah.

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28746584

>>28746419
hello there

>> No.28746588

Europe heatwave mention.

>> No.28746591

>>28746558
I’ll take the cold over the flooding which has backed off some

>> No.28746595

>>28746466
Aim your jizz to your mouth and just swallow it to not make a mess

>> No.28746640

Eurofags she cares about you!

>> No.28746649

>>28746595
More protein

>> No.28746657

>>28746588
Its been on the news evertime I open the news that is all that is on there, I'm with gura the poor people should stay in doors.

>> No.28746665

libtard weather gura don't even worry about it

>> No.28746666

Do EUbros not have AC?

>> No.28746672

>>28746419
I am! It sounds like a blessed stream. But members content should be extra good. It's a commodity that you pay for.
I'll wait patiently for her next public stream T-T

>> No.28746683

she might still read my supa, I still have hope!

>> No.28746699

>Gura trying to murder EUfags

>> No.28746701

>>28746666
they can't afford it lol

>> No.28746720

Gura forgetting that we have AC.

>> No.28746724

Burgerchads we can't keep getting away with winning

>> No.28746731

>>28746666
Lot of homes in Europe were built to keep heat trapped since they usually never get these temps

>> No.28746736

>>28746666
I don't think most do at all because it does stay colder there then anything so I do worry.

>> No.28746748

>>28746666
>>28746699
Bring me a Eurobro, I can cool them down.

>> No.28746750

>>28746672
Based actual greybud

>> No.28746786

>>28746666
>>28746720
They don't have paper thin walls kek

>> No.28746793
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28746793

I just realized if I had SC-ed this stream she'll call me Master

>> No.28746800

I fucking love my 10 to 30 C city

>> No.28746802

>>28746672
Save up and get membership, it's fucking worth it for the ASMR alone. I was so poor i was grey til three months ago when i finally saved up enough. Have not regretted getting member, especially today.

>> No.28746806

>>28746672
An actual greychad

>> No.28746812

Check your elderly and kids so the don't get heat stroke.

>> No.28746854

>Gura does different fetish play with us for every day of the week

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>>28746701
I just spent 400 on supas you think I can't use AC?

>> No.28746877

>>28746793
I know what a day to be broke lol.

>> No.28746901

>>28746672
learn yt-dlp bro

>> No.28746907

>>28746672
Would buy you a membership if I could greybud.

>> No.28746908

Feet Friday is official now bois!

>> No.28746911

>>28746878
yes

>> No.28746917

>she was considering it
GURA PLEASE

>> No.28746934

>>28746793
Damn bro you're a slow one huh?

>> No.28746975
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28746975

>Based
Artists and Content Creators
Tridents
Hairpin
Bronze-Gold Shrimp
Poorfag greys

=Power Gap=

Clippers
Gifted Members
Grey""""chads""""
>Cringe

>> No.28747016

>>28746666
most of europe is only in the hot zone for like 2 weeks a year. they dont really view it as a good investment.

>> No.28747019

>>28746975
>gold shrimp
I'm in!

>> No.28747029

>>28746672
Now I feel bad greybud, I was the asshole that did that post. I would buy you one if I could

>> No.28747032

This isn't RP this is ERP!

>> No.28747051

>>28746975
based schizo

>> No.28747090

What was it? Babaca?

>> No.28747100

>>28746877
>>28746934
I'm saving up, and broke, and jobless, and in college but hate it, so my prime directive is to not spend any more than membershrimp
but I'm not sure I'll hold back if another chance arose...

>> No.28747101

man she just got to mine which means there is a lot more, wonder if she’s actually gonna read them all

>> No.28747112

>>28746802
>it's fucking worth it for the ASMR alone
Are you guys like retarded or what? I've just got her membership a few days ago but I've watched all of her best member streams before, the most popular ones like asmr are so fucking easy to get. If you wanted to watch it you would do it a long time ago.

>> No.28747139
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28747139

gura wears diapers

>> No.28747143

Gura seems frustrated as she gets new thinks popping up everyday to take her time away from streaming. Management hate!

>> No.28747148

>>28746672
I would buy people like you a month if I wasn't afraid of people like that other grey trying to snatch it.

>> No.28747169

>>28747101
she may end up skip some of them.

>> No.28747174

>>28746666
never needed it so bearly any homes have it and the demand was barely there so its expensive.
also since its normally colder the homes are built to keep heat in

>> No.28747202

LET HER STREAM NORMALLY COVER

>> No.28747238

>>28747202
sounds like part of this is something she wants to do still though

>> No.28747245

I wasn't expecting her to keep talking about this, honestly. I thought she was gonna leave it at 'project back on boys let's go'.

>> No.28747249

Here we go...

>> No.28747252

>voluntary org in my town gives away free shit to ukranian refugees
>be russian immigrant for 16 years in the US
>pretend to be ukranian
>get free AC unit
Ezpz

>> No.28747267

She really misses us...

>> No.28747270

SHE MISSES US

>> No.28747280

>>28747101
She left them on for a long time, she usually turns them off once she moves to SC reading.

>> No.28747294

>>28746975
Does creating memes with gura count as "content"?

>> No.28747305

>>28747112
Cos i'm not about to cheat my way into gura's paid content like a thieving cunt, that's why. You stole from Gura, kill yourself.

>> No.28747313

Gura frustrated she can't stream that it bothers her. Gura wants to do more but can't because of behind-the-scenes stuff.

>> No.28747315

She's gonna cry... bros...

>> No.28747324

guys stop gura sounds like she is starting to cry.

>> No.28747330

She reads the "streams are going back to normal" anti posts

>> No.28747352

I am stuff

>> No.28747359

>>28747305
based

>> No.28747364

she needs hug correction

>> No.28747368

Gura's manager needs to be terminated, shamed, and destroyed.

>> No.28747375

>busy doing holo stuff
No, She's becoming Aqua...

>> No.28747373

I hate every single one of you doubters and rrat pedaling faggots in this thread

>> No.28747371

Gura misses her chumbuds...

>> No.28747381

>>28747330
Good

>> No.28747392

She is actually reading people that accuse her of lying isn't she

>> No.28747397
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28747397

Now I feel bad for making threads calling her lazy whore

>> No.28747401

Gura will stream through the sickness if she has to.

>> No.28747411

Gura...

>> No.28747428

>>28747397
kill yourself for not having faith

>> No.28747429

>>28747305
oh nyoo, I'm sure she's really mad at me

>> No.28747439

>>28747368
gura's manager needs to offer more support

>> No.28747442

She defintely reads these threads and sees all those "she"s lazy" posts.

>> No.28747446

everyone of you that went to the fake Gura should be fucking ashamed

>> No.28747453

>>28747368
Wasnt she praising Jenma a lot?

>> No.28747459

Bros I hate dramaniggers even more now.

>> No.28747462

>>28747397
kill yourself

>> No.28747464
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28747464

now i fell bad for going schizo...

>> No.28747470

Goob..

>> No.28747483

>>28747397
You are unfaithful trash

>> No.28747486

>>28747397
NAKED DOGEZA NOW

>> No.28747490

>an actual apology
damn

>> No.28747494

>>28747439
>>28747453
Did I fucking stutter? Terminated, shamed, and destroyed.

>> No.28747507

>very out of character
eh... glad for the explanation and apology, though

>> No.28747514

>>28747429
If you don't have your own principles, then you're just a cunt. Supachat her as penance, faggot.

>> No.28747525

i didn't think it was possible to love her this much...

>> No.28747527

>>28747446
They should I feel so bad for gura now and I am happy for the real gura.

>> No.28747529
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28747529

Guys I didn't want to miss any second of Gura's stream and I accidentally pissed myself. What do I do now?

>> No.28747530
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28747530

Can I rape correct Gura's manager chumbuds?

>> No.28747538

>>28747397
>>28747464
you should

>> No.28747533

god dammit i wasn't supposed to feel sad

>> No.28747540

I have been through the same situation with a JP girl, I know things will get better and be worth it.

>> No.28747541

>>28747397
neck yourself

>> No.28747545

>>28745745
I watched the same stream and none of what you wrote happened.
You can really just lie on the internet and people will believe anything you say. It's crazy, huh.

>> No.28747548

>>28747397
Akasupa dogeza right now.

>> No.28747554

Goomba noooooo

>> No.28747573

>>28747490
Really didn't expect it to be so sincere

>> No.28747576

>actual character growth through being uncomfortable
How will yesmen ever recover?

>> No.28747578

fuck off dudul

>> No.28747585

fucking schizos, eat shit bitches

>> No.28747584

>>28747428
>>28747462
>>28747483
>>28747486
I deserve it, at least she gave a true apology. She proved me wrong... Never again

>> No.28747586

Thanks for the explanation Gura.

>> No.28747593

>>28747548
He cant, they are closed.

>> No.28747594

>>28747397
Fuck you

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28747596

>>28747529
What is there to do anon?

>> No.28747612

>>28747397
unironically kys

>> No.28747617

>>28747442
sadly they wont stop unless the greys get something too

>> No.28747631

I just noticed the ribbons on her headband are in the shape of her hairpins

>> No.28747634

>>28747464
same desu
I never learn

>> No.28747636

>>28747529
Lick it up.

>> No.28747637

>>28628960
Is there hope for redemption?

>> No.28747643

>>28747397
you should, you piece of shit!

>> No.28747642

I couldn’t imagine getting to the point where you’d shit on her

>> No.28747649

Trust in the Gura that trust you. She's got big things coming our way and it should be worth it.

>> No.28747660

>>28747538
at least i didn't make threads, i just went schizo silently

>> No.28747662

>>28747514
>Supachat her as penance
kek, I will surely

>> No.28747671

rrat: she's recording lines for an anime

>> No.28747674

>>28746672
>>28747305
Gura's not lacking for funds. But you're cool. How much is her membership in your currency. I will mail you the money

>> No.28747686

We are truly blessed to have Gura. So glad I'm a chumbie.

>> No.28747687

retards, without people calling her out she would never explain a thing

>> No.28747699
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28747699

I kept the faith

>> No.28747708

>>28747660
i don't believe you one bit

>> No.28747709

>>28747687
kys retard.

>> No.28747733
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28747733

>digital grass

>> No.28747734

>>28747671
I don't have the slightest idea what it is...

>> No.28747741

>>28747671
she is, did you forget the teaser already? cre participation is another hint.

>> No.28747759

>>28747687
I agree

>> No.28747761

>The exact opposite stance from Ame's joke

>> No.28747763

>>28747699
Same desu

>> No.28747767

>>28747642
same desu I get frustrated and disappointed sometimes, but I can't imagine ever actually disliking Gura or saying anything bad about her

>> No.28747770

You are allowed to touch digital grass instead of touching actually grass. Thank god!

>> No.28747776

The fact that Gura cried because managment puts so much work on her she literally cant stream makes me sad but the fact that she can finally do her birthday plans makes me happy.

>> No.28747778

HOLY BASED

>> No.28747780

>Touch grass touch grass
>How about you touch yourself?
She wanted to say this

>> No.28747784

YEAH SHUT THE HELL UP, FUCK GRASS

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>> No.28747801

>>28747671
I hope you are right!

>> No.28747802

the only chuuba that is okay with me not touching grass
I LOVE GURA

>> No.28747811

basado

>> No.28747819

>>28747305
Good on you, I also didn't watch any of the members content or even unarchived stuff I missed until I was able to member.

>> No.28747828

>>28747687
kill yourself. what would have happened is she would release the project after everyone waited patiently since she said she was busy

>> No.28747831

BASED

>> No.28747834

>>28747709
you first fag

>> No.28747839

>>28747202
I hope goober is okay throughout all of her work it makes sense that she just chooses to stay quiet because of the NDAs
I hope, since she reads what people have been saying, that she doesn't let people get to her
Kinda easy to forget the person behind the chuuba

>> No.28747845

She actually sounded genuinely mad there

>> No.28747847

yeah fuck you all "touch grass" posters

>> No.28747850

FUCK OFF NORMALFAGS

>> No.28747863
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28747863

fuck the faithless niggers in this thread

>> No.28747878

>>28747687
This

>> No.28747880

>>28747687
This is true she would not be sad if all she saw was compliments.

>> No.28747882

>>28747741
That's not an anime anon... That for Cover's shitty project

>> No.28747889

>>28747687
factually true
without that chad superchat she wouldnt have talked about it.

>> No.28747895

My username on YT is Baiter. I should have sent a SC....

>> No.28747916

*dabs on normalfags again*
thank you based gura

>> No.28747922

>>28747687
She’s not apologizing to the people calling her a lazy whore, she’s apologizing to the people saying they miss her streams

>> No.28747926

>>28747687
While I recognize that the topic wouldn't have come up without prompting, it still felt really bad to hear. She sounded as upset about it as anyone else.

>> No.28747937

>>28747687
actually true, but is still sad to hear it

>> No.28747939

>>28747895
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

>> No.28747947

>>28747863
They have their own thread now that they cheated on her

>> No.28747952

>>28747895
Bruh, wasted opportunity

>> No.28747958

>>28747776
well she is working so hard for it and when people asked her about the streams she was crying it makes me think what she is working on is so worth it because that means gura is putting all of her love in it.

>> No.28747968

>>28747776
Makes me want to rough management up for making my shark-imouto cry.

>> No.28747970

Gura excited for Halloween. Was let down last year since she couldn't do the movie and wants to do the thing this year. Also, Halloween House still on the menu.

>> No.28747972

BASED HALLOWEEN WATCHALONG

>> No.28747983

>>28747828
no one gives a fuck about her project

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>>28747392
I remember in her minecraft stream where she hit 1 million subs, she was starting to open up about a personal story, and then she saw someone in chat accuse her of "not deserving" the success, and she clammed up almost immediately and changed the subject. Pissed me off enough to still remember it.

>> No.28748010

Halloween is the best non-gura holiday and anybody that says otherwise is a faggot

>> No.28748020

>>28747983
if gura cares about it, I care about it.

>> No.28748021

>>28747983
Actually kys.

>> No.28748033

>>28747983
thanks for admitting you're just here to shitpost

>> No.28748035

>>28747952
>>28747939
I'm sorry I was so engrossed in her maid stuff...

>> No.28748039

>>28747776
She can just say "no" to stuff. It's not like they're going to fire her.

>> No.28748050

>>28747958
well yea but it would have been done already if management didnt cancel it in the first place.

>> No.28748081

Gura laughing at summerween. Thinking of that ween part.

>> No.28748089

God she still has a decent amount of supers to go

>> No.28748093
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28748093

>>28747428
>>28747462
>>28747483
>>28747486
>>28747538
>>28747541
>>28747594
>>28747612
>>28747643

But... >>28747687
Faggots will never understand

>> No.28748115

>>28747999
Dammit anon I repressed that memory. Why do this to me?

>> No.28748126
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I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos I hate schizos

>> No.28748135

>>28747983
ok nigger nobody asked

>> No.28748146

>>28748093
No one is more retarded than the people who think she reads these threads

>> No.28748148

>>28748093
kill yourself

>> No.28748156

>>28748039
she really cant though
maybe try having a job one of these days

>> No.28748160

>>28747895
had you supper chatted you would be a legend.

>> No.28748180

The thought of Gura turning around and accidentally hitting you with her tail is actually so hot.

>> No.28748182

>>28748093
commit suddoku

>> No.28748193

>>28748156
retard

>> No.28748192

>>28748146
true

>> No.28748211

>>28748093
go back to redit if you just wanna read positive comments pls

>> No.28748245

Gura's got a THICC tail. not fat!

>> No.28748247

>>28748093
Please stopbeing a chumbud for everyone's sake

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>>28747947
Good, they don't deserve gooba

>> No.28748260

mmm thicc tail

>> No.28748266

>>28748193
you need to be 18+ to post here

>> No.28748276
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28748276

Gura will Amazon press you if you touch her tail, Chumbuds.

>> No.28748304

>complacentbuds yet again taking credit for "beleebing" when clingybuds did all the work
It's all so tiresome

>> No.28748327

>>28748093
OH NYO ANON IS SHENSHITIVE PWEASE SOMEONE GIVE HIM A SAFESPACE QUICK

>> No.28748328

>>28748050
true but she is working hard to get it done for us and i'm happy and fine that she is not streaming because of it because the more she is working on it the faster it gets done.

>> No.28748335

>gura traded booba fat for tail fat
a worthy trade

>> No.28748339

>>28748039
while yes she can in theory, that isn't how gura is.
In theory, gura could throw her weight around as the #1 EN vtuber and #1 over subbed vtuber but she doesn't, hasn't, and never will.
its just not who she is

>> No.28748353

Gura's fatty tail is like how women have fatty boobs confirmed! Gura's tail feels like booba.

>> No.28748368

>>28747999
I'm trying to enjoy the stream not get pissed off anon

>> No.28748397

>>28748304
They didn't do anything. She said she was busy, she never had to apologize.

>> No.28748400

>>28748353
what does booba feel like

>> No.28748404

I had to take care of my dogs for the last 25 mins, what did I miss?

>> No.28748407

gura is very well endowed after all

>> No.28748412

>>28748339
>that isn't how gura is
*that isn't who gura is

>> No.28748420

>>28748304
>clingybuds
The correct term is "schizo shitposters", and they all deserve the rope.

>> No.28748419

Tail pillow for next birthday!

>> No.28748440

>>28748328
im not fine shes not streaming because shes not fine shes not stream

>> No.28748437

>imagine

>> No.28748442

>people say they miss her streams and love her
>she get more personal and explains
isnt that what people wanted?

>> No.28748443

>tail pillow
I've been saying that for a while

>> No.28748447

imagine!

>> No.28748446

that's a good idea actually like asacoco almost

>> No.28748454

>>28748304
These posts always read like someone that called her a lazy whore bitch and think that they’re the ones she’s
apologizing to

>> No.28748458

imagine the shipping costs.....

>> No.28748463

>tailjob

>> No.28748478

TAIL PILLOW TAIL PILLOW TAIL PILLOW TAIL PILLOW TAIL PILLOW TAIL PILLOW TAIL PILLOW TAIL PILLOW TAIL PILLOW TAIL PILLOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.28748479

Tail pillow next birthday merch confirmed? It'll be like one of those lap pillows that Japanese made.

>> No.28748482

Wouldnt a tail pillow be you basically laying your head on her ass?

>> No.28748489

>>28748400
like a bag of sand

>> No.28748493

Thigh jobs are pretty great.

>> No.28748497

>>28747999
It's sad because she actually believed it, and evidently still did on her 1st Birthday stream

>> No.28748521

>>28748482
Yes, this is why it's glorious.

>> No.28748531

>>28748489
gross

>> No.28748538

>>28748420
>Complacentbud detected
Lmao

>> No.28748550

TAIL PILLOW!

>> No.28748551

>>28748482
That's the idea. That's why lap pillow is so good cos it's close to the cunny.

>> No.28748561

>>28748482
no, it would be laying on her tail.
y-you do know that a tail isn't where a fish poops from, right anon?

>> No.28748576
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Yes please

>> No.28748581
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28748581

Gura would know all about being pregnant...

>> No.28748582

It'll be like a giant wrap around neck pillow for pregnant women. Gura is really horny today.

>> No.28748584

Did she catch the covid? her nose is kinda clogged up.

>> No.28748592

>>28748576
needs to be bigger

>> No.28748593

>>28748400
like a loaf of soft bouncy and elastic bread

>> No.28748610

>pregnant
neuron activated

>> No.28748624

Gura pls blow your nose.

>> No.28748626

>>28748482
Just shove an onahole beneath it and you're good to go.

>> No.28748635

>>28748551
Lap pillow gives a sense of someone caring for you, its not about the cunny. Nobody cares about me so if I was given lap pillow I would feel loved for the first time in my life.

>> No.28748640

>>28748576
How do you make it not gross tho?
Surely it's not going to be her fucking tail cut off from her...

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>>28748538
Eat shit, schizo.

>> No.28748677

>>28748584
everyone in EN caught covid

>> No.28748687

>>28748624
Shhe tries but nothing comes out, she already said

>> No.28748695

>>28748581
She's a good mother to my child.

>> No.28748702

SHES SO CUTE SHE WANTS TO PLAY DRESS UP WITH HER OWN FIGURE

>> No.28748703

>>28748640
just put a cute bow on the end

>> No.28748704

Gura buying little dress up stuff for her nenderoid.

>> No.28748706

>>28748640
Plug-in type obviously.

>> No.28748713

Why is her sniffly voice so cute?

>> No.28748714

>>28748576
I wouldn't want it to have the bone (cartilage in shark's case) Just sew that end shut and make it blue like the rest of the tail

>> No.28748723

god she's being so fucking cute

>> No.28748743

>>28748695
That's me...

>> No.28748763

She wants to dress up her nendo
this girly little shark i'm ngmi

>> No.28748766

figma balls

>> No.28748768

>>28748635
That too of course. Hope you find love in your life bro.

>> No.28748770

I still haven't received my shipping notification and I bought from Good Smile

>> No.28748781
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>it's already been 2.5 hours
Greys are on suicide watch for missing out on this

>> No.28748783

>>28748677
I think so, this would be the 2nd time gura has it.

>> No.28748792
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28748792

This is one hell of a love nuke.

>> No.28748806

I really hope she still keeps pushing for a Daki instead of giving up on it for a tail pillow.

>> No.28748818

Greyfag here but would buy her tail pillow

>> No.28748827

I was thinking of cancelling my membership but this stream has turned me around. Bless shork

>> No.28748841

>>28748792
She does it again...

>> No.28748849

>>28748770
AmiAmi shipped out this week

>> No.28748853

>figma
>ball jointed
the jokes write themselves

>> No.28748866

>>28748713
Makes her even more child like. It's so darned cute. Whole stream been cute as fuck with a new boner every 15 minutes. When I finally bust this nut, it's gonna put a hole in the wall.

>> No.28748876 [DELETED] 

>>28748781
Bro we are watching through screen share lol

>> No.28748887

>>28748662
Even If I eat shit, You will keep being a filthy complacentbud, just cope

>> No.28748897

How much would gura have to not stream for management to make a tail pillow a reality? How long are you willing to go without Gura streams for such a thing?

>> No.28748905

Gura's going to be playing with some figma balls.

>> No.28748928

>>28748404
Gura opening up about her not streaming.

>> No.28748933

>>28748792
I appreciate it, but I'd rather she have a more stable and stress-free schedule so she doesn't feel like she has to make up to us with these love bombs.

>> No.28748969

>>28748827
Same she finally let us know what was going on and it has made me and everyone happy that she did open up to us so I am now keeping my membership forever.

>> No.28748968

>>28748783
Gura is basically a paper bag with organs, I'm surprised everyday a light gust of wind doesn't kill her.

>> No.28748974

>>28748792
It's a Hypersonic Love ICBM right into my boner, and my heart. I have an extremely stressful day lined up today, and thanks to her, I can face it on head on. She has no idea the effect she has on me.

>> No.28748991

>>28748781
This might be 4 hours if she reads everything.

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>>28748876
Eat shit

>> No.28749005

Taiko battle. Winner gets master bedroom. Loser sleeps on floor.

>> No.28749006

>>28748404
Gura crying because she hasnt been able to stream barely at all for months.

>> No.28749028

>>28748866
>I like small childr-
-Gawr Gura

>> No.28749045

>>28748968
what?

>> No.28749061

>lose
>Gura sleeps in my bed
>I get to sleep in the bed the day after

>> No.28749070

>>28748792
>no stream for 5 days because of holo stuff
>after she said things wuld go back to normal
>she feels really bad for letting down a lot of chumbies
>she dos this massive fucking love nuke were she has literally read every superchat, some even twice so she wouldn't miss anything, along with some godly rp as her form of "penance" wile reassuring that everything she does is for us
She's too fucking precious

>> No.28749142

I want to talk about space with Gura..

>> No.28749144

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVn1oQL9sWg

>> No.28749155
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>>28748770
I thought they never sent me an email either, but actually ended up in my spam folder somehow

>> No.28749161

>>28749070
:Gura Love:

>> No.28749169

>almost 4k pp on osu in taiko
yeah I'm join her on the floor

>> No.28749191

>>28749005
that was my supa. felt good to hear her smile forming especially after getting emotional about the "not streaming" thing

>> No.28749192

>>28748887
Lol, shut the fuck up, Loathsome Dung Eater.

>> No.28749208

>>28748770
Apparently if you buy from the US site they don't ship out until Sept (for the first batch). If you bought from the non US site they've already shipped.

>> No.28749212

I traded QSL cards with the space station and never messed with ham radio again cuz what's gonna top that.

>> No.28749216

>>28749045
she is small and fragile like a paper bag in the wind. Example she has had covid twice even though she got the vaxx.

>> No.28749225

Gura's blessed yawn again. Nice. We've been eating good tonight.

>> No.28749237

Sana...

>> No.28749238

I hope Gura doesn't concede the daki in exchange for the tail pillow...

>> No.28749243

>>28748876

Disgusting freeloader

>> No.28749248

Will she call me master if I upgrade my membershrimp?

>> No.28749247

>>28749155
I've been checking my email and on the website. I ordered it really early too

>> No.28749259

>deadbeat ruins everything

>> No.28749278

>>28749070
And yesterday, in the depths of missing her dearly and becoming blackpilled by falseflagging anti's, I fucking doubted for like 1 second. 1 fucking second. I am eating my shorts right now, I tell you fucking what. She's long beyond forgiven, and I dogeza to her and will not doubt her again.

>> No.28749282

totally not pre recorded

>> No.28749287

is concert not prerecorded?

>> No.28749290

>>28749216
Given that doesn’t do anything I’m unsurprised

>> No.28749306

>>28749287
anon...

>> No.28749313

I'm surprised no one has changed their name to Bate before sending a supa.

>> No.28749330

>>28748876
Imagine watching this with other people and not having it just be you and your daughterwifemaid

>> No.28749346

ASMR IS BACK ON THE MENU

>> No.28749356

>she hs her 3dio
HOLY SHIT IS IT HAPPENING?

>> No.28749364

>>28749192
Stop orbiting, If you don't care just don't reply you filthy complacentbud

>> No.28749368

oh nyo, she lied to fauna...

>> No.28749373

She turned off SC, FUCK!
I was too late

>> No.28749372

>>28749290
I take it you are American

>> No.28749378

She has the 3dio

>> No.28749385
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>3DIO CONFIRMED ALIVE
wtf

>> No.28749389

Did all you guys buy Mori's concert tickect just to watch Gura's 3D performance?

>> No.28749396
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3dio cooking stream never

>> No.28749401

>>28748806
>>28749238
Same desu

>> No.28749408

I just want an ear massage and humming gooba

>> No.28749417

maybe it's not about being clingy or being a dick or whatever but instead just fucking asking her like a normal human what's up with something and you get an answer

>> No.28749425

HOLY fuck she actually talked about it. Are we going to die soon?

>> No.28749428

Gura...you wanted to say you want us to taste your hand.

>> No.28749431

>>28749216
I have it now and this is my 4th time but this time is by far the worse, so it happens so gura is like most people she gets it just as easy as the rest of us.

>> No.28749434

Gura sticking her hand in jars guessing game ASMR. Let's goooo!!!!

>> No.28749437
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>tail pillow

>> No.28749438

>>28749373
You are way late if you just noticed

>> No.28749439

>>28749389
>Did you buy Mori's
no.

>> No.28749445

>>28749389
it's a gura thread rard obviously

>> No.28749443

>>28749372
I take it you’re a commie

>> No.28749453

>>28748792
I'm going to contract Guradiation poisoning at this rate

>> No.28749457

>>28749330
Do not argue with discordbuds

>> No.28749464

>>28749389
nah, I'll just watch Gura's part later

>> No.28749485

>>28749368
No anon, Fauna said that she didn't know Gura had an asmr mic. She never said Gura told her she didn't.

>> No.28749486

>>28749389
No, but ill pirate it to watch only the Gura part later.

>> No.28749500

any Germanbuds get the Nendo already?

>> No.28749504

>>28749378
she has had it for a long time and even did 1 members asmr with it.

>> No.28749514

>>28749389
I did, I want to see it

>> No.28749516

>>28749389
Nah I'll just pirate it and supa a bit more in next Gura's stream. I'm not supporting Mori or anything she represents.

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>>28749364

>> No.28749528

>>28749425
Yes, chumbud. Get ready.

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>>28749457
You're all in here discussing the stream as it happens, you're the same as them. Just stating facts.

>> No.28749559

>>28748806
>>28749238
Was worried about the same thing but what are the chances she even remembers the tail pillow note when the time for merch comes again?

>> No.28749566
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My name was read this stream. I am satisfied. Best members stream, for cuteness, fanservice, and some rrat slaying here and there. I'm pre-emptively giving this stream a PerfectSameido/10.

>> No.28749568

>She's going to tie us to the radiator and grape us

>> No.28749573

GSC still says september for the nendo...
at least fubuki's PUP will arrive in august to keep me company while I wait.

>> No.28749584

why hasn't anyone suggested kindergarten RP yet?

>> No.28749598
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She said my name! She called me Master! Leeet's Gooooooo!

>> No.28749595 [DELETED] 

>So many gullible cuckbuds that don't know she is lying about her "work" through her teeth as she continues to peddle these lies for (You) to cope with
Can't wait to see a whole lot of nothing again while she pretends she is working hard!
If it wasn't clear, she just hates streaming but loves money so she will do these "love bomb" streams to milk cuckbuds shrimps for every little bit of money with her lies since they are the most gullible

>> No.28749603

>>28749573
>GSC still says september for the nendo...
Mine as well bud.

>> No.28749609

>>28749389
Honestly as a Trident I gotta draw the line at concerts. Her birthday concert I would have paid for but it was free. HoloFes was way too expensive for how little EN got. And this concert being Mori's who already makes more money than Gura I can't justify it and will acquire it elsewhere.

>> No.28749612

>>28749568
right in the mouth

>> No.28749618
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now make her lay me on her lap and listen to my problems as she plays with my hair and comforts me

>> No.28749625

>>28749541
Yeah but we are reacting not sharing the stream of information

>> No.28749626
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>> No.28749624

FAUNA PLEASE TEACH GURA ASMR I BEG OF YOU

>> No.28749638

I guess we masochist chumbies now. I don't mind.

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>>28749595
Did it take you half an hour to type this out? Holy kek

>> No.28749649

>>28749595
Is this what schizo cope looks like?

>> No.28749657

does anyone have the superchat about the 3dio? hololyzer no work for member stream

>> No.28749658

>>28749573
>>28749603
US site buds... I ordered there too

>> No.28749661

>>28749573
When I visit the page it says release August 2022?

>> No.28749665

>>28749389
nah there's a huge chance that she will just sing Q and King, it would be a huge waste of money that could be saved for merch

>> No.28749672
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https://poal.me/bsefdw

>> No.28749690

>>28749595
This is just sad now.

>> No.28749700

>>28749389
I'm out of merch budget for now. I wasn't expecting a mio hoodie to appear...

>> No.28749710

>>28746376
They are saying you are gay

>> No.28749724

>>28749595
what a hateful miserable fucking life you must lead. Stay miserable and die alone. I'll be with my sharkwife.

>> No.28749745

ketchup ebi on the omurice. Sounds delicious.

>> No.28749742

>>28749389
i will superchat the price of the ticket to gura and watch a restream muted until the part where Gura appears

>> No.28749752
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Sweet and sexy Gura ASMR! It might actually happen.

>> No.28749753
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Bro's I don't wanna miss Gooba's performance tomorrow but I have to work. Please tell me some one will make it available to a fellow chumbud

>> No.28749757

She killed all rrats with this stream.

>> No.28749780

>>28749657
2022-07-20 23:01:31 | *ARS200.00* Rider of Dragons: Great work, Gura-chan! Do you think you'd ever do something like this with the 3Dio? Unless something happened to it? I also hope you're able to get the KU100. Any sort of 3D audio stuff would be really neat. :_gurapat:

>> No.28749783

>>28749700
That hoodie is pretty cool, I was tempted to buy it.

>> No.28749791

>was gonna sing today
I felt like it was coming but this stream has been incredible

>> No.28749793

gura is being very very very very very very very very very cute today......

>> No.28749803

>>28749006
>>28748404
Bless our shark, it looks like she's a lot happier today

>> No.28749825

I'm surprised no one grudge posted me after I said I was expecting 20 minutes max of stream... But in my defense this isn't that much of RP, it's better since she could chat.

>> No.28749828

I thought this would be a short stream

Kneel...

>> No.28749833

BACK TO YOUR RINDO , GURA IS MY , ALL MYYYY

>> No.28749838

karaoke changed to this because of stuffy nose. Good choice. Saving voice for later. Probably karaoke in the future somewhere.

>> No.28749861

>was going to sing Fansa
IDOLFAGS WINNING

>> No.28749863

>fanservice the stream
>would have also sang fansa
BRAVO GURA

>> No.28749866

OH MY GOD IT'S FANSA
THE SONG IS FANSA BY MONA

>> No.28749876

our batteries were completely empty so she's going overdrive and charging us back up

>> No.28749879

>>28749825
That's because no ones cares what you have to say

>> No.28749892

I found a somewhat decent (if a little out of character) Gura and Ame spanking fanfic if anyone wants to read it https://www.deviantart.com/crookedisstrange/art/Ass-is-Grass-COMM-919305817

>> No.28749898

GURA PLEASE SING FANSA

>> No.28749921

>>28749828
I expected it to be prerecorded like her stream with Fauna...it's been almost 3 hours. this girl is a treasure

>> No.28749923

How many SCs are there??? Holy shit it's been almost 2 hours of SC reading.

>> No.28749944

SHE SAID IT?

>> No.28749946

UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.28749951
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>>28749672
I hope you die alone faggot

>> No.28749953

>no karaoke thanks to stuffy nose
>will sing in an actual concert with stuffy nose
If you had any doubt that it is pre recorded here you go, just enjoy the kayfabe

>> No.28749954

I'LL HAVE THE SHART

>> No.28749961

GOD I LOVE HER SO MUCH

>> No.28749967

SHE SAID THE THING

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>> No.28749973

SHE SAID THE THING
UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

>> No.28749977
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GURA I WANT GURA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.28749987

HOLY FUCK

>> No.28750003

>>28748768
Doubt it, I'm too old and fat and useless to get anyone to love me now.

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>> No.28750017

>>28749923
about 400

>> No.28750021

APRON UOHHHHHHHHH

>> No.28750057
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>>28749951
Greychads rise up

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>> No.28750072

Photoshoppers, I demand naked Gura Apron.

>> No.28750089

>>28749923
She can easily be an SC monter if she wants to. She provides one of the best gfes in EN without even trying. Imagine if she actually tries

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She said no to sex.

>> No.28750108

>>28750072
seconded

>> No.28750114

>>28749389
Who the fuck will actually watch that shit let alone pay for it?

>> No.28750118
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>> No.28750120

What did she say?

>> No.28750128

>listen! *sniffs*
>defends not having booba
uohhhhhhh

>> No.28750135

>>28750102
Yeah because she already absorbed my love before.

>> No.28750140

>>28749672
what the heck, am I really the only Sharksider here?

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>> No.28750162

>>28750114
deadbeats?

>> No.28750160 [DELETED] 

>>28750102
It's ok. We always have Fee Fridays.

>> No.28750168

>>28750003
Same. I got fucking lucky in my youth, my horrid ugly ass got laid. But it's been 12 years since I touched another human. Sometimes get black pilled and think I'm gonna die alone, but try to use it to motivate towards self improvement. If I can get laid, anyone can. And there's down syndrome people out there better looking than me. Self improve and don't give up hope. Gura Love.

>> No.28750175

>nearly 3 hours

>> No.28750177

>>28750118
This haircut is SEX

>> No.28750185

GURA LOOOOOVEEEE

>> No.28750199

>>28750140
ESLchamma,,,,

>> No.28750202

>>28750145
>not flat
ruined

>> No.28750210

>>28750140
wait, I'm just retarded

>> No.28750216

gotta wake up at 4 tomorrow good night chumbuds

>> No.28750227

>>28750145
booba too big

>> No.28750230

>>28750140
Trident Sharksider here. Not even sure why I decided to pay the premium, just feel like she deserves it

>> No.28750237

>>28750102
It's ok. We always have Feet Fridays.

>> No.28750252

>>28750216
Oyasame

>> No.28750260

>>28750140
I have sharkside, I just like supporting her

>> No.28750287

>>28750140
I will NEVER vote in poals.

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>>28750202
>>28750227

>> No.28750313

>>28750216
before I go to sleep
imagine being a greyfag

>> No.28750317

>>28750230
I felt obligated to once any random Greyshitter could get a lucky gifted membership.

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>>28750230
yeah I'm trident sharksider too, I'm just retarded and can't read

>> No.28750324

>>28750168
Yeah sorry, aspergers literally prevents me from making meaningful connections with anyone, even after over 30 years of effort to push through it. Theres a reason why people with my level of disability usually kill themselves in their 30s and 40s

>> No.28750328

Gura turning Italian.

>> No.28750331

Rate her italian

>> No.28750345

>>28750293
still cleavage, could be flatter. WE CAN GO FLATTER.

>> No.28750357

>>28750287
List of people who asked for your opinion:
1.

>> No.28750359

>>28750317
fat tail

>> No.28750372

wopbuds...

>> No.28750377

>>28750345
ANON BE FAIR TO HER!

>> No.28750381
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>> No.28750390

bing bing wahoo

>> No.28750391

>>28749389
No. I'll just watch Gura's part later. $35 is too much for something that's gonna be 5% Gura and 95% unwatchable trash.

>> No.28750394
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>>28750293
still a bit big, but passable

>> No.28750405

>bing bing wahoo
kek nice italian gura

>> No.28750404

>>28750357
t. poalshitter

>> No.28750409

Gura sounded like Mario with that Bing Bing Wahoo.

>> No.28750418

Luke is from New Jersey

>> No.28750436

Italians are a fucking joke to the rest of the world and I love it

>> No.28750447

>>28750359
>>28750293
i fucked up whoops

>> No.28750448
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28750448

my sides

>> No.28750451

>>28750160
Ganbare anon

>> No.28750454

This stream just became even more Kino

>> No.28750471

ItalianChad are we winning or losing?

>> No.28750499

>>28750471
>italians
>winning

>> No.28750498

>>28750436
I'm so glad they aren't Jews otherwise they'd be off-limits

>> No.28750517

>>28750140
Sharkside Shrimp here, I clicked the wrong option. It's late here

>> No.28750520
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>> No.28750527

Pretty fun stream messing with mario voice speaker.

>> No.28750532

SPAGGOT

>> No.28750540

>>28750471
winning, everbodya likea ma canoli

>> No.28750548

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36c6DbiSYl0

>> No.28750558

>>28750471
I'd say winning, I'd be honored to have Gura make fun of my heritage

>> No.28750573
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>>28750394
Here.

>> No.28750615

New York grandpas with mob connections literally shaking rn

>> No.28750625

>>28750471
put it this way, imagine how happy brazilians or filipinos or *shudders* vietnamese would be if she made fun of them

>> No.28750637

I'd be curious on which emotes are the most used. I'd think that the headpat and love ones are probably the most common.

>> No.28750667

>>28750573
>belly pudge
oohhhhh

>> No.28750675

>>28750471
Basically >>28750625
We Italians don't give a shit we're always in for a laugh, unless you're talking about food or soccer

>> No.28750686
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>>28750637
This is probably the top one

>> No.28750687

>>28750637
Headpat or peeking, prechat is a fucking waterfall

>> No.28750692

>>28750625
I would be estatic if Gura made fun of us monkeys because we truly actually fucking deserve it
t.flip

>> No.28750698

>>28750573
TuT

>> No.28750707

>>28750637
GuraMM, no contest.

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>>28750637

>> No.28750778

>>28750573
CHILDS BELLY AND CHEST EROTIC

>> No.28750781

JPfembud eating good

>> No.28750784

Gura always wanted an onee-chan for a big sister.

>> No.28750808
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>>28750667
Or the flat holy grail

>> No.28750820

Gura is a sapling

>> No.28750822

oh my word, that was so cute

>> No.28750824

I have to go to work, but fuck it. I'll be with gura for the rest of the stream.

>> No.28750834

God, Fauna won so hard. I will never not be jealous.

>> No.28750835

Damn Fauna really groomed her hard.

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>>28750637

>> No.28750862

FAUNA SHIPPERS WINNING

>> No.28750865

Fauna is big sister to Gura, even though she's the senpai. Sounds like one of my anime.

>> No.28750872

chumbud prime strikes again

>> No.28750873

>>28750834
Fauna is actually the winning chumbud.

>> No.28750892

Fauna, the only chumbud that actually made it.

>> No.28750895

Fauna big ups

>> No.28750912

>>28750834
If only I were a female content creator

>> No.28750921

>>28750892
>Fauna chumbud prime
I kneel

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>> No.28750940

Surrounded by a room full of Gura. Doesn't sound that bad.

>> No.28750954

>>28750865
sauce?

>> No.28750956
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>>28750862
The thing about Fauna is that it's not a "ship" like AmeSame.
It's just a genuine friendship born out of Fauna being a chumbud and mutual interests in girly shit.

>> No.28750975

Fauna WILL tie up Gura and make her a woman

>> No.28750979

I told you all believe in Gura believe in Fauna believe in SNOT

>> No.28750990

>3 hours of ,honest to god, the most potent form of gfe/fanservice in EN

>> No.28750998
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3 hours

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Finally, name read, Later Virgins! First time in 2 years. God I love her.

>> No.28751010

Gura forgor the difference between Steven and Stephen or Stephan.

>> No.28751023

>master anon
Well I didn't get my name in the list so I am piggybacking on this one hope you don't mind

>> No.28751026

>>28750892
Ame...

>> No.28751035
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>>28750956
This.

>> No.28751041

Did anyone send a homo superchat for her to ignore or were chumbies based?

>> No.28751044

>>28751010
He should get a real name

>> No.28751050

seems like every member stream I say this is the best member stream yet but how the fuck is she going to top this one. i mean really.

>> No.28751061

>>28750990
>most potent form of gfe/fanservice in EN
is not a strong bar to pass anon, this is pretty potent even by HoloJP standards.

>> No.28751082

>>28751013
>t. stefano

>> No.28751109

>>28750990
>>28750998
Remember the ones who were saying this would be a pre-recorded 20-60 minute video meant to just appease us? I know you're reading this, you cunts. Kneel at your leisure.

>> No.28751126

I'm barely awake, I think I'm ngmi, how many suppas left?

>> No.28751130

>>28751050
She did mention the 3Dio...

>> No.28751129

This is the happiest ive been all month

>> No.28751135

That was a lot of Supers
oh she still has more

>> No.28751179

Papa Franku...

>> No.28751191

she just read mine and im pretty sure I sent it 15 minutes before she closed them.

>> No.28751204

You know she went to Fauna about not wanting to acknowledge Homostars and she said, "trust your instincts sempai. Fuck those faggots"

>> No.28751220

>>28751050
SC readings get kinda boring for me, I have to pay attention until she says something cute and funny. Though she is very very very very very very cute today

>> No.28751235

>>28751191
She read most of the the latter half twice because she want back and reread everything

>> No.28751242

Gura will prepare hot tea for us after the stream.

>> No.28751249

>>28751135
When she started reading names during an RP stream, everyone (myself included), wanted Gura to call them master.

>> No.28751270

>>28751026
She doesn't deserve it

>> No.28751274

>>28751082
nah. But she knows my name now, she knows I am a human that actually exists! I can face the day now.

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28751276

Gura will make us drink her hot pee...

>> No.28751287

>>28751126
around 20 or so

>> No.28751302

>>28750998
I still can't believe she actually liked this. In some ways it's almost more lewd than straight up lewd art, basically broadcasting she gets off on being bullied. I love it.

>> No.28751339

>>28751276
>make us
as if she would need to do any persuading

>> No.28751355

>>28751242

yes "hot tea"

>> No.28751383

I love gura so much thanks gura uwu

>> No.28751385

>>28751287
wait, so was there literally 400 suppas tonight?

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she so cute buds I can't even

>> No.28751423

>>28751355
She already offered us to drink her freshly squeezed shrk boost drink

>> No.28751441

>>28751388
i wonder if she will play that new cat game

>> No.28751457
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28751457

I didn't even super when I said goodnight and she read my chat and called me Master. I love her so much, I can't sleep now

>> No.28751465

Holy fuck that UwU speak made me unironically hard. My dick is actually twitching. No other chuuba has ever elicited this response from me with mere words
>captcha: WHYT0T

>> No.28751467

>>28751385
i counted 418, but i didn't really try too hard to refine the regex, and if i didn't strip the duplicates (an artifact of chat_downloader) then it was only 401. so "about 400".

>> No.28751471

Gura I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you so freaking much you mean everything to me

>> No.28751473

I guess we're getting a bed time story before she goes.

>> No.28751486

>>28751385
>chumbuds seizing the oportunity for Gura to call them master
Duh

>> No.28751490

>>28751287
NTA but please be right. I'm tired as shit and got things to do in the morning.

>> No.28751502

>>28751302
My perfect woman
God, she’d probably cum from a wedgie

>> No.28751504

What a great place for her model to freeze

>> No.28751518

oh my god she's actually looking for one. how does this angel exist

>> No.28751535

>>28751467
>>28751486
what's the total amount?

>> No.28751539

>>28751465
Yeah i very rarely crack boners to actual streams. But this stream got me multiple times. Gonna nut with the power of a billion suns... After the stream though.

>> No.28751545

Good lord we keep winning Chumbies!!!!!!!

>> No.28751550

ugly duckling story time. Let's goooo!!!!!

>> No.28751571

>>28751385
She got me good...

>> No.28751594

>>28751465
i pulled a "KAANY" earlier. not perfect but UOHHH

>> No.28751601

Story about me, except I'm still ugly

>> No.28751607

I love her more than anything

>> No.28751611

uglychads and late bloomers keep winning.

>> No.28751621
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From now on, we can gloat at the other chumbuds who weren't here to get called master.

>> No.28751628

I asked for a bedtime story stream over a year ago and she said yes back then......
It finally happened. I never lost hope.

>> No.28751640

Gura's warm eggs...

>> No.28751650

>>28751611
Unfortunately, in reality you only get uglier as you age.

>> No.28751668

This gremlin needs correction.

>> No.28751698

>>28751628
proof?

>> No.28751704

JWU, how was the stream so far?

>> No.28751709

i hate this fucking story

>> No.28751708

bed time story too relatable.

>> No.28751712

I'm confused now. Is this my child reading to me or my mommy

>> No.28751718

>>28751621
Vodfags and grays will be reminded

>> No.28751736

>>28751650
I looked hideous when I was a child but now I look pretty decent now that I'm in my late teens. Maybe its also because I lost a lot of weight

>> No.28751754

>>28751621
This is literally the best day of my life

>> No.28751792

That's a soundpost.

>> No.28751797

>>28751712
yes

>> No.28751809

>>28751736
youre not late teens until youre 18

>> No.28751812

>>28751704
Literally her best member stream, possibly even her best stream

>> No.28751816

>>28751754
how sad was your life till now?

>> No.28751829

>>28751709
It's a metaphor for the sigma grindest, king

>> No.28751830

>>28751621
Please, have mercy...I didn't superchat but I am at least sharkside...

>> No.28751836

>>28751712
Yes.

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>>28751650
Nah I like the grey in my beard and sides. 40's is prime sharkgirl fucking age. She loves us more distinguished chumbies.

>> No.28751891

>so ugly not even sharpedos want me
NO GURA, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

>> No.28751894

>>28751838
Aye are you me?

>> No.28751902

>Actually getting sleepier with her storytelling

>> No.28751921

>>28751698
damn thats a long time back.... maybe till check if there is a mention of it somewhere.

>> No.28751934

>>28751902
*hornier

>> No.28751953

>>28751816
meh, I might be exaggerating but I'm going to feel a complete sense of superiority to all greynames and members who missed their chance to get called master by Gura as a maid.

>> No.28751971

Shit, I actually yawned

>> No.28752025

It's the middle of the day here and I feel like taking a long rest from this reading

>> No.28752035

>>28751535
about 400.

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Are we all ugly ducklings? ;_;

>> No.28752060
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i feel blessed today

>> No.28752064

Is Gura sick? I can hear her snot

>> No.28752065

>>28752035
I mean amount of money

>> No.28752067

MOMMY

>> No.28752079

Ok how fucking pent up was she to do this today

>> No.28752110

>>28752064
did you just start watching?

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>>28752036
I must be, no one wants me.

>> No.28752112

>>28752064
stuffed nose

>> No.28752113

Reflect mention!

>> No.28752123

>>28751467
take the output lines, pipe it into sort and then uniq

>> No.28752124

>>28752079
She's gonna goom so hard after this stream, and so will I.

>> No.28752122

>>28752035
our descendants will tell stories of this day like the 300 Spartans

>> No.28752129

>>28752065
More than 5$

>> No.28752127

>>28752065
that takes fucking ages to calculate because i have to sort it by currency and then convert all the different currencies in batches. i haven't done that since the 3dio ASMR because it's a huge pain in the ass.

>> No.28752130

the ugly duckling made it...

>> No.28752144

This story is so fake it hurts.

>> No.28752185

>>28752065
i wouldn't get your hopes up but it should be on playboard

>> No.28752196

>>28752036
Remember Goob was an awkward child and now she the Queen of the Internet. We're all the Ugly Duckling and that's why she loves us

>> No.28752198

>>28752123
yes, bud, that's what i did. 802 lines matching / \| \*/ go into uniq and 418 lines come out.

>> No.28752203

Moral of the story: There's a lot of buttholes in the world. Keep searching until you find the not buttholes.

>> No.28752209

>>28752127
oh, oke, I thouhgt maybe it was already calculated, nevermind than

>> No.28752218

Yes Gura, that is indeed the moral of the story.

>> No.28752240

Gura is askng me to search for her

>> No.28752249

>>28752110
Yes.

>> No.28752254

>you have to sift through a lot of buttholes
facts

>> No.28752259

Just keep searching through buttholes.

>> No.28752273

I wish gura finished that weird fast food horror game thing
it was surprisingly very engaging to watch

>> No.28752276

>>28752249
Timing.

>> No.28752280

Well, time for Gura to wrap up the stream. Pretty long one. Nice being around you chumbies.

>> No.28752304
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>Maid RP
>Cute sick sniffles
>Love bomb apology and explanation for lack of streams
>Dinner, Bath, or Me
>Making fun of Italians
>Bedtime Story
THE BEST MEMBERSHIP STREAM
OF ALL TIME

>> No.28752307

>>28752240
She was actually talking to me specifically

>> No.28752309

>almost 3 and a half hours of GFE while sick

>> No.28752318 [DELETED] 

Next stream in a week?

>> No.28752321

>>28752218
Honestly a better one

>> No.28752322

>Goose
this dumb brat

>> No.28752328

Gura you missed the part where duckling found good friends only when it became the swan. What would happen if it never became pretty?

>> No.28752360

Isnt concert in like 5h Is Gura gonna be ok?

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>>28719854
i win, she did the mommy RP for me at the end

>> No.28752379

I'm....staring to feel colder...

>> No.28752384

>>28752360
don't worry anon she has a private jet

>> No.28752386

>>28752304
I dont know how she keeps topping her best member's streams of all times but this is definitely one of them.

>> No.28752401

>>28752360
Anon...

>> No.28752412

>>28752360
anon...

>> No.28752430

>>28752304
This but unironically, holy shit

>> No.28752438

>>28752309
This is what sets her apart. She had no reason to stream for us while sick, especially with the concert, but she STILL wanted to talk to us despite it

>> No.28752442

Gura's still got a stuffy noise and it won't come out.

>> No.28752450

>>28752304
gura is the religion vtuber
if you can keep the faith, you get rewarded immensely
if you can't, you just suffer and drown in sadness

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>Behave
>Ogey
Well chumbuds? Will you listen to her request?

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>>28752386
Yes only the shork can provide the best member streams.

>> No.28752469

>>28751698
Cant find it and im not gonna check the fagcord so unless you care to do that than its lost to time..... maybe

>> No.28752490

Sometimes you have to go trough a lot of buttholes to find the one that does not stink? How's that for a moral?

>> No.28752508

would the tightness of Gura's little butthole be worth taking multiple bites to the neck?

>> No.28752506

Shhe's such a sweetheart! ToT

>> No.28752521

>>28752462
Yes.

>> No.28752523

>>28752450
She's Jesus but she actually comes back

>> No.28752532

>>28752360
>he doesnt know about captain submarine

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Gray status?

>> No.28752555

I miss Gura.

>> No.28752554

>>28752304
Why are sick Gura streams so fucking good?

>> No.28752564

God, I love her so much...

>> No.28752575

>>28752462
I refuse to behave, I will be a menace to society

>> No.28752588

does gura's butthole stink good?

>> No.28752611
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Rate this stream

>> No.28752612

So how we feeling, buds?
I was smiling so hard all stteam my cheeks hurt. She needs to be protected at all costs.

>> No.28752623

Why would Gura need to pracise before concert ? noone told her its prerecorded?

>> No.28752636
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I miss her desu

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28752643

Back to listening to classical music and reveling in anguish and joy.

>> No.28752644

>No heart
Noo.. almost perfect..

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>> No.28752654

I miss her already bros...

>> No.28752660

>>28752588
like sweet honey, bigmacs, girlfarts, cheese, sweat, shit and strawberries.

>> No.28752662

>>28752623
they told her it was a worked shoot

>> No.28752670

>>28752611
Exceeds the ability of humans to properly rate.

>> No.28752680

>>28752611
6* maid/5

>> No.28752700

>>28752533
Either converted already or chose the rope

>> No.28752710
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28752710

Fantastic stream. MY wife Gura is incredible. Now I'm heading back to /m/. Goodnight chumbuds.

>> No.28752719

>>28752611
11/10

>> No.28752728

>>28752554
She gets loopy like when Kaguya Shinomiya got sick and became overly affectionate

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>>28752653
I love her so much

>> No.28752748

>>28752611
Global is that way

>> No.28752760

>>28752728
Holy fuck that's cute

>> No.28752774

One of her best stream. I will rewatch it a lot

>> No.28752791

>>28752611
I just love goomba

>> No.28752790

>>28752660
girls don't fart retard

>> No.28752804

>>28752462
Yes. I will try my best

>> No.28752813

I really can't put into words how much I love this girl. She's so fucking cute, obscene yet sexy.

>> No.28752825

>>28752612
My cheeks hurt too but that’s mostly because of the buttsex

>> No.28752833

>>28752304
It was a good stream and it healed me. She sounded sad she couldn't stream as much as she wanted. Hopefully that changes soon.

>> No.28752841

>>28752533
Dead man waits for tomorrow.

>> No.28752851
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>>28752111
I want you, random anon... to live and have happy life. :) *hug*

>>28752196
true

Have a good night, shrimps!

>> No.28752853
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Gura really does love us.

>> No.28752864

>>28752790
Gura does, on my tongue

>> No.28752875

oyasame

>> No.28752878

I fall asleep while watching her stream. Did she cry while giving life advice about sniffing buttholes and finding the right one for you? Damn I feel like Gura's lonely as fck or she's already find one for her

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