/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura cute!
Gawr cute!

predictions for tonight's member's stream?

hololive doesn't care about gawr gura

>>28703235
ku-100 stream

>>28703164
Is this the gawguga genral?

My wife

>>28703235
She's in Japan and she's going to do ASMR using Noel's studio.

Gurass

Is it safe to sleep till her usual time? She will not start earlier? Maybe later if she decides to wait for the Council & IRiS to finish, right?

>>28703235
Venting about bullshit for 2 hours and ending without reading superchats

>>28703235
Gura being cute and nervos

>>28703448
Of course its not safe she might randomly move it forward and than decide its unarchived.
You can never really be sure with Gura.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>28703235
Romantic evening with sharkwife, profession of love, kissy uwu sexytime, marriage proposal.

>>28703448
She has a member's stream at 8pm EST. Or a bit later depending on how long COPE thing goes. Though I doubt it'd be over two hours.

>>28703533
Retard. Her moving streams forward is an extreme rarity and she can't move it forward because she doesn't want to overlap Council

https://twitter.com/loodolodo/status/1549844872508604419
this is nice but the tits are still too big on the real side

>>28703598
yea..... shes never overlapped them before.
The point is that no, its never safe to sleep before a Gura stream

>>28703762
retard that's the entire reason her stream is late. She's obviously not going to overlap it

>>28703622
>futa ame
Fake and gay. Gura has the cock.

>>28704083
Plural.

>>28704083
They swap off who has it.

What level of brain hort is she going to be at?

>>28704269
full on brain rot
https://twitter.com/pubsnsfw/status/1549790222476611584

>>28703594
I know, I'm referring to that stream.

>>28703474
Yeah this. Bae had to drink herself to sleep after their meeting so I imagine Gura probably isn't in the best frame of mind either.

>>28704359
Hot. Needs tags though.

>>28703474
>>28704483
If you keep replying to yourself I'm going to cum inside your ear

>>28704551
>implying
nigger im watching a indog play minecraft that was my first and only post in this thread.

>>28703235
Child delivery. T u T

>>28704672
*cums on your cheek*

>>28704847
uwu

>>28704672
>ID kronni
ok

>>28704879
>literally nobody else live
maybe if EN streamed I would watch their lazy asses

>>28704551
Yeah two different posters and it sounds like the meeting was bad news. Kiara's RM is streaming and damn near in tears for no reason.

Stupid cunny, PUT YOUR FRAME UP

>>28705409
Dumbass you know exactly why she's crying.

Gura is working on two songs, one original and one cover with Suisei. You heard it first.

>>28705554
Who's Suisei?

>>28704951
why are you here indog

>>28705516
I dont.
Educate me

>>28705665
Off-topic

Gurass

>>28705703
rubrubrubrubrub

>>28704951
>You: Oh gezz kiara you need to stream i don't care if your Roomate birthday is today!!!!!!!!
Everyone is preparing for tonight event retard
So go ahead and kys

>>28705687
ok so Kiara is depressed after a meeting all of Myth had and its somehow not related to Gura.
Got it.

>>28705831
I dont watch roommates you faggot I watch vtubers.
I couldnt give a shit less about roommate accounts and I personally wish Cover banned them because literally nothing good ever comes out of them.

>>28705946
It's just once a year, chill out.

>>28705946
now say it without crying.

Schizo

why are the EN burning out, they barely stream anyways is it all the extra shit (company collabs, music, akasupas) that they have to deal with that makes them burn out? are there any EN that still enjoy regular streaming other than mumei and kiara?

>>28706066
no

GURA PLS
PLEAAAAASE FRAME
I HAVE MY HOPES UP DONT LET ME DIE

>>28706066
why are you here, your life is pathetic and you didn't kys already. Maybe you should do it. Go ahead, grab a gund and Kill yourself already.

>>28706116
Frame will be up around Council stream when she will be at her PC watching the it.

it's so funny to me that streaming is their job and they don't do it, they don't even seem like they enjoy it

remember to close the thread during the stream chumbies, i have a feeling the greys will be extra schizophrenic today

>>28706242
how do you somehow manage to be an even bigger retard than this guy >>28706230

>>28706230
>>28706066
Your life is miserable i see... like i said, Grab a gun a kill yourself already.

>>28706189
struck a nerve I see

>>28706116
>>28706191
I think she's just gonna wait and see how long the council stream goes, not like she needs to have a long waiting time since she told us about it yesterday. Council stream could end then she does a 20 minute waiting room and that would be fine

>>28706066
>Do stuff behind-the-scenes for future projects.
>Why aren't they streaming anymore?
Not to bright are you?

>>28706341
Probably some nijinnigers screaming and seething because the mag/ posts.

Find on the floor wat do

>>28706395
Yeah probably, that's why she told us ahead of time.

>>28706369
nijinniger you need help. grab a gun and kys already. You wil be a favor to this world without your pathetic existence

If I don't get a Gura karaoke in 5 seconds I will become unhinged, and I'm the most socially well adjusted Chumshart.

>>28706451
Apply pure violent correction for contaminating my floor with her stink.

Yes my wife is an idol. How did you tell?

>>28706419
>long undefined "future projects"
>only song covers and low input merch for birthday
Unless you think shes in a full fledge hololive movie anon what would you suppose shes been so busy with?

>>28706451
Flip her over

I love Gura so much.

>>28706630
sorry i forgot.
She has a 3d live concert with Calli in a few hours. And Original Song, anothers hidden proyects and original and covers songs collabs.

Any cool Gooba nendroid pics out there?

I want to make love to Gura. I imagine Gura sitting on my lap, leg-locking me while deeply penetrated as I hug her tightly, then kiss her forehead and her cheeks, caressing her hair, her back and her butt-cheeks. I love Gura so much it's unreal.

>>28706744
>with Calli
if you were going to make up someting you could at least have made it appealing

>>28706630
>low input
???

>>28706630
>what would you suppose shes been so busy with?
some garbage vanity projects for the retard managers.

>>28706451
Kill

Looks like she's very relaxed today.
I hope she'll keep this energy in the stream too.

>>28706890
factual post

>>28706350
>>28706189
Imagine responding to a post asking if myth is okay like this.
I don't want you to kill yourself. I want to watch you suffer as everything you love leaves you as you desperately try and convince yourself that everything is okay.

>>28706596
I love my idolsharkwife.

>>28706948
yeah, she's laying on my floor

>>28706890

>>28706948
????????

Gura? CUTE!

Just asking the nendos out there are from the 1st wave right. I'm a second wave, so I'm curious when to expect it.

>>28707096
Gura EROI!

>>28706890
If Cover doesn't fire this retarded manager someone should put the manager on fire.

Good she's doing it behind a member stream. I bet she'll very briefly mention holostars and that would be enoguh for a meltdown on this board.

>>28707158
I believe only 1st waves are out, yes.
Couple months until 2nd wave releases

What do you think she's eating for dinner tonight?

>>28707283
me

>>28707215
>Are you going to collab with the homos?
>I'm not really interested in collabing with them.
>Thread goes BASED
Why?

>>28707158
i'm pretty sure they've only been fulfilling first wave orders. it would make sense for them to fulfill those first, but it would also make sense for the manufacturing run to cover both waves. i would say it's best not to get your hopes up for quick delivery, but also make sure you're prepared to cover the preorder cost at any moment, because it may well ship soon.

>>28707283
borgar

>>28707283
Cum

>>28707215
She won't mention anything.

>>28706630
>what would you suppose shes been so busy with?
Whatever it is, it has nothing to do with Hololive.

Gura's first long break was July 12-19, 2021.
Now she took July 13-20 off this year as well.
She refused to talk about it last year and she'll refuse to talk about it this year as well. There's something significant about this week that she won't talk about. Last year she came back stressed and revealed she got a cat. Her content changed after she got back as well. She also seemed more distant afterwards.

>>28707215
>implying my erogaki wife would talk about other men in front of me
She would never do this just like I don't talk about other bitches.

>>28707352
You have a very heartless view of Gura. I don't think she'll ever collab with them but they're underdogs and I also don't see her shitting on them for based points. She's likely to just not bring collabs up at all rather than risk the drama of GAWR GURA SAYS NO TO HOMO COLLABS.

>>28706630
>gacha song
>CR expo
>Hololive anime
>Mori's concert

>>28707446
Schizo

>>28707541
>a whole lot of shit i will never care about

>>28707446
Oh the schizophrenia

>>28707446
>July 13-20
her last stream ended around 10pm est on the 13/7 and she is back today around 8pm est 20/7.
also see >>28643769 for last year

>>28707591
It can't be helped. She's still a Cover employee and Cover is fucking retarded. I don't care either, I just want to spend more time with her and hear her talk about whatever thing is on her mind.

goob is back and you guys are arguing?
absolutely shameful

>>28707215
Why are you obsessed with her mentioning holostars? This is like the 5th time you've posted this today. She'll just ignore it. End of story

>>28707446
oh I can explain. Last year on from 7/12-19 I creampied her 20 times and then we went to the doctor and they told her she was infertile so we got a cat

>>28707283
Pizza

>>28707550
>>28707600
You think it's a coincidence that she took the same week off two years in a row?
Over two years, she's only ever taken four breaks longer 5 days. Half of them were during the same exact week.

>>28706230
Gura definitely doesn't like streaming. She wishes she could go back to streaming once or twice a month like she used to. But she would miss the money. I think Kiara is the only one who legit likes streaming.

>>28707283
french fry

>>28707712
Look at all the new IPs, it's just a bunch of dramaniggers looking for anything to shitpost about.

>>28706066
>>28706230
Samefag

>>28707600
>Oh, the schizophrenia
>Everybody wants to be my enemy
>Spare the medicine
>Everybody wants to be my enemy
>Look out for yourself
>My enemy
>Look out for yourself
>But I'm ready

>>28707446
Cmbined with the fact that she never tweeted from her computer, it's very clear she was traveling during this week.

>>28707904
She's currently trying to move, lest you forget in your grandiose retardation.

>>28707814
please tell me more about what the voices in your head told you.

>>28707904
Mori did mention a few days ago that Gura was recording for the concert and who knows how close a studio is

>>28707863
too many women and "women" here

>>28708000
Yeah, I guess we'll see.

>>28707446
Family reunion

>>28707446
last year at that time she told us what happened before she left for that week, she was playing the racing game on stream and she found out a family member had passed away and then told us she would be gone for a few days and told us before she ended the stream to always stay close to the ones you love and all that so that is why she took off it was something that she would not and should not have to talk about.

>>28707814
I consider any schizo theory that goes against something Gura said she was doing to be worth less than shit on my boot, yeah. She said she went house hunting this year. That's what she did. Yeah, its no real big coincidence to use the first month of Summer to do something.

>>28707814
>You think it's a coincidence that she took the same week off two years in a row?
I really want to see contortion yourself to try and make this make sense as anything but a coincidence.

>>28708036
>implying
you do know that the exact same shitposters are the ones that complain about women and "women" here the most right?

>>28708032
She was able to record all the mocap data and audio for her birthday stream without ever taking a week off unless that was what she was actually doing during her "house hunting" break.

TEST

>>28708257
prove you don't belong to those groups

>>28708057
>we'll see.
No you won't. Thank god.

>>28708309
stop ban evading

>>28708104
>she found out a family member had passed away
No, she told us it was a family emergency along those lines. You make this up or you believed the schizos, either way she never said this

>>28708104
she never said about family member passing away, watch streams and stop reading rrats

>>28708309
congrats on your ban expiring anon

I miss goombler

>>28708340
I don't know how to do that. I just wanted to see if yotsuba was still mad at me
>>28708364
thanks... Where's floor shark? I miss her.

>gone for a week
>return with a membership stream
every time

>>28708342
yes but after that she told us to always stay close the the ones we love so that kinda makes you think that is what that happened and so really it could be that she is talking the same week off because of that but ether way she does work hard so if gura needs time off she should get it.

>>28708314
Your turn nigger faggot
Stop falling for discord niggers crying about "trannies"

>>28708281
Well I don’t think this entire week has been to record one dance but she had mentioned before her birthday about going to a studio so that was probably for her birthday

Don't know about you guys but I'm excited for the members stream tonight

Hey...
The 2 fedexbuds that live here... Where the fuck is my package?

>>28707446
Where do you fags come from? She told us what she did last year.

>>28708506
Wow who could have guessed it's the run on ESL faggot posting like a retard again.

>>28707703
>bro there's no way she's been gone for that long
>israel

>>28706230
They should just make prerecorded content like the good old vtuber used to do.

>>28708314
t. belongs to those groups

A certain blue cat had talked about before how every July her family goes out to the midwest for a big ass family reunion and that it is something she always enjoys every year.

>>28708496
I’ve still never seen a good reason why returning with a member stream is a bad thing

>Shion shitposter
>tranny
As I thought.

>>28708510
Not buying it, I require more evidence like this one.

>>28708104
Do you have a timestamp for when she said a family member passed away? Because I only remember that shit being assumed and spread in these threads. Anons were even suggesting she inherited her new cat from her dead relative even though there was zero proof of that. I am 98% sure you're making that up and she said something along the lines of a "family emergency" or something.

>>28708593
kill yourself

>>28708593
Wholesome

>archived
welcome back frens

>>28707846
I wish I was in the Tempgura timeline. Don't get me wrong, Dinogura is fine, but I think Tempgura is perfection.

>>28708602
>mad someone posted Gura and Shion hentai
>refuses to reply to it
>crying about trannies
classic discord moment.

>>28708520

>>28708519
I would not be Kiara was crying after the meeting on stream and Ame was feeling sick then gura liked a photo of gura forcing a smile and now there is a member's stream so I don't think we will be getting good news.

>>28708670
Not that guy but I'm also really mad you posted that, do NOT post more.

>>28708650
Same,
Dino Gura and cute and funny but tempuraGura manages to be that but obscene and sexy at the same time.

>>28707703
He always includes the days before and after the absence to make it seem longer than it really is.

>>28708650
Perhaps this year

>>28708593
Didn't we used to have a poster who claimed to be her cousin mentioning this family reunion?

>>28708521
No she didn't.
Before she left, she said it was a family related problem and that's it.
But now she took the same exact week off two years in a row.

>>28708597
It isn't. It's a funny thing because non-members have to wait another day.

>>28708623
she told us family emergency but how she worded it and then told us to stay close to are loved ones and everything and then took a week off and then never did talk about it after so kinda makes you think that is what happened but ether way it does not matter if the shark needs a break of any kind she should take it because I for one think the girl is over worked.

>>28708602
How sad
>>28708612
Can do I'm gonna eat a ban anyways

>>28708684
>Kiara crying
>Ame feeling sick
Maybe if these weren’t things that happened every week I’d believe your dumbass rrat. But since you’ve been shitposting about this for a day now I’m sure that if she says “I’m tired” tonight you’ll say that means she’s been up all night stressed about this meeting that happened

>>28708813
>told us she needed to go do something family related
>no she didn't tell us what she was doing
Retard

>>28708593
That is good that sounds like fun for her and a break she need's I just wish the shark would take a month off to rest.

There is so little for him to shitpost about he clutching onto fucking calendar dates. How fucking sad

>>28708030
>looks a fucking calendar.
>sees the dates are the same
>voices in my head
Are you retarded or just ESL?

>>28708945
Hey he's also crying about women too. He's doing his best

>>28708945
>>28708973
you cannot make this shit up

>>28708593
But that would have been planned I'm advanced and not something that just came up.

>>28708520
fedexbuds where are my power amplifiers? my gura music is too quiet

I Love Gura!
I like Ina and Fauna!
I also like Kiara on occasion!
Everyone else is okay, I guess.
Not really any bad talents in HoloEn. yet

>>28708824
>I think
this is your problem

>>28706596
>pure maiden
>completely ignores homos
>working on idol stuff every day
I'm glad she was the person to become my oshi.
If her idol job didn't take away so much stream time I would be much happier. I hope this was all part of her ambitions and not just Cover milking her as the top holo.

>>28709104
literally the only two good talents in holoEN are the ones in your image, cope harder tako

I Love Gura!
I love Gura.

>>28709109
You're replying to one of the threadshitters, his writing style is incredibly obvious.

>>28709104
In terms of talent no there are no bad talents.
I think all of them are entertaining, yes even Mori when shes not talking about shrek adam or drinking.
I however have literally always found Ame's personality insufferable because its just too obvious she is Californian.
I'm glad shes in Hololive though denying she doesnt bring a lot to the table is dumb

>>28709164
How can you not like Fauna, though?
>tako
There are worse fates. I'm a chumbud. This is the worst fate, as my oshi doesn't stream.

>>28708593
I don't worry about that stuff, I know my sharkwife will make love to me and tell me everything about her life that's safe to say in public.

I want to embrace Gura every day especially when she's feeling down or frustrated, even if she hates me and never hugs back. I want to headpat her and caress her tear-stained cheeks while telling her I'll be there for her whenever she needs me for as long as my heart still beats. I love Gura so much it's unreal.

>>28708225
Again, you stupid ESL fuck: I'm not making up some sort of theory. This is literally just an observation that she took the same week off two years in a row. You can't argue that that didn't happen. Everyone can fucking see the calendar.

The second observation is that Gura won't talk about it.
Unless you can give me a timestamp of when she did, then you can't argue that either.

The third observation is that her content changed after last year's break.
This is slightly more subjective in the grand scheme of things, but I've shown in past threads that you can qualitatively show that this is true as well.

>>28709388
>How can you not like Fauna, though?
she's mid, like everyone else in council

>>28709461
>but I've shown in past threads that you can qualitatively show that this is true as well.
Of course it's you again. No you can't faggot, once again just because she's not doing the stream (YOU) want doesn't mean she changed. Now fucking kill yourself

>>28709533
Any news?

>>28709533
As someone who enjoys all her streams, I think you may not realize you're basically agreeing with him on her content in general taking a shift by saying she's not doing some of the streams she used to and that he enjoyed. I don't know why this guy of all people gets you all so riled up.

>>28707899
I still blame Imagine dragons for Nico Vega breaking up

>>28709639
Gura confirmed to be cuter than ever.

>>28709639
Shit I'm retarded didn't mean to reply

>>28709052
So it's both?
Otherwise, show me where I'm wrong. You can do that, right? Please link to any stream she did between July 13-18, 2021 or July 14-19, 2022.

>>28709650
Stop ban evading

>>28709725
Stop assuming every single post you don't like is a ban evading samefag.

>>28709461
All 3 of those "observations" are various levels of incorrect. It's very funny.

I'll never understand why you guys hate comfy

>>28709533
>streams that I want
I never said that.
>gura is beyond any kind of analysis
You're actually retarded.

>>28709650
His argument has always been that Gura has been more distant or "changed" because she does less streams he likes. No one is saying she did less watchalongs or whatever in that timeframe, but his retarded number have nothing to do whether Gura herself changed or "got more distant" as the faggot likes to say.

>>28709639
rubrubrubrubrub

I wanna hug Gura so bad...

If I anti post about how no frame yet means no stream tonight will it increase the odds of her proving me wrong and posting the frame instead?

>>28709769
Stop ban evading first.

>>28709769
He's a paranoid schizophrenic. Of course he thinks anyone he disagrees with is the same person.

>>28709839
Without a doubt.

>>28709821
I know, I'm just saying the other guy could at least just ignore it. Or at least not respond to the same posts he's been getting angry about for months with the same exact opening that invites even more of the same goddamn argument again.

>>28709769
I think it's just a new buzz word/phrase
>>28709857

>>28709898
yea i kind of agree.
This is a pretty normal post to ip ratio

>>28709808
>let's overanalyze every single thing the girl that is scared to show her game settings does.
You are a retard for trying to put deeper meaning into things because you're upset about not getting exactly the kind of streams you want

any art of Gooba where she has brown TKBs?

>>28709839
Hard to know for sure. She said she will stream, I want to believe in my lovely wife.
If I remember well there's a council collab before her stream, she might wait for the collab to end before setting a final start time.

>>28709827
I can't wait to place my nendo next to the dino plushy.

How many of you are still grey?
I feel like gift subs haven't done much

>>28709892
Gura won't be streaming tonight as her cunny is still sore from the annual family reunion gangbang where I didn't let her get a moment of rest

>>28709894
Not telling schizos to fuck off is one reason why these threads are so bad now. They see other schizo posts and think it's safe to post here and that people agree with them. This general will be shit for the rest of it's life so not that it matters anymore anyways, we can just let the antis and shitposters continue to push their way in even more

>>28710010
Me. But I don't participate in chat, so you can blame me for anything. I'll buy membershrimp when she at least makes an effort to post regular member content.

>>28709821
>she does less streams he likes.
I never said that. I enjoy all of Gura's streams.
I'd like to see her vary her content a little more and express her humor and creativity, but I enjoy just listening to her because I love her.
I think the only way you could argue that her content didn't change is if you weren't a member or even a fan of hers early on.

Scoll to the bottom of this and see for yourself.
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
She doesn't do streams like these anymore.

>>28710120
The reason threads are so bad now is because for some retarded reason at one point in history the jannies decided to make 4chan advertiser friendly.
If this was a pink board and we could drive tourists out with cunny posting than this place would be 100x better.

>>28710304

>>28710304
all i see is watchalongs be replaced with chatting streams

>>28710380
>The reason threads are so bad now is because for some retarded reason at one point in history the jannies decided to make 4chan advertiser friendly
Anon /vt/ has been a "sfw" board the entire time, and yet the threads up until last summer/fall were great. It has literally nothing to do with that

>>28710380
There just isn't as many cunnybuds as there used to be. Jannies randomly keep banning images like this.

>>28709821
She wasn't more distant on purpose, and she said something like "You know I appreciate you guys, right?" after some people were talking about it. Not sure why this schizo keeps trying to rrat about stuff that happened a year ago.

>>28710380
>pink
>not using Futaba
every board is a red board to me, just like it always has.

>>28709977
>not getting exactly the kind of streams you want
You keep saying this but you have no idea what kinds of streams I want.
The ones I want are the ones where Gura talks with us. The ones where she gets to express herself and have fun.
If that's a gaming stream, then great. But it's much more likely to happen when she's doing something not gaming related.

>>28710472
>and yet the threads up until last summer/fall were great
no they weren't

>>28710524
well its dark grey to me but you know what I meant.
Stop being retarded "on purpose".

Frame up.

Member post

Member's frame is up

>a concert participation with the fucking UMG is more than enough reason to get the business pass to enter Japan
>she keeps tweeting 3D stuff
very high chance that Gura is in Japan

HOLY RP

Imagine if hlgg and the splits merged back together again into one thread...

>>28710542
>one schizo to deal with who would run away after getting called a faggot
>threads lasting much longer and being much slower
>More OC and greentext stories being made
>off topic posts deleted much quicker when they occasionally happened

Oh god I’m NGMI.
She is going to kill us

>>28710645
>>28710648
>>28710650
NOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS FAKE SHE ISN'T STREAMING UNTIL TOMORROW

>>28710661
you will hear a water heater in about 4 hours

So who had money on member's stream being GFE as fuck? I owe you money.

Holy shit RP????

HOLY FUCKING SHIT RP STREAM
WTF
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Cool idea for a stream but I kind of wish it was chatting and telling us what the hell is going on.
Its a shame we wont really get any real conversation out of this stream.

I don't see a frame

SHE WANTS TO KILL US AAAAAAAAAAAAA TASUKETEEEEEEE

why my pp hard now?

Oh jesus, here we go.

>>28709984
gross. only tiny pink tkbs are good. if they brown, get out of town..

I LOVE HER

I bought snacks for this but this isn't the snacking type of stream WHAT I DO???

>>28710120
It's your fault because you don't post anything but complaining!

>>28703405
>She's in Japan
No she is not.

>>28708973
Now, to figure out the cause...

The only problem I have is the timing. A couple hours past the usual window means I'll get dragged away a few times, during the stream. guess that means I'll just have to rewatch it. Gosh, what a shame.

>rp stream
Oh shit
>3am
Aaaaaaaaaa feck
Being bongbud is suffering

>>28710763
I somewhat agree, but it's smart of her to do that to avoid talk about thinks she might not want to talk about, like homos and where she was.

cringe

>>28710956
it will be an hour long with zero chatting anyways

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How does it make you feel that there are greys who were gifted memberships that are going to be watching this with you and RPing with Gura?

>>28659004
tank u

Cunny I kneel
Cunny I kneel
Cunny I kneel
Cunny I kneel

>>28708833
Could this idk POSSIBLY be related to one of their coworkers and friends leaving in under like a week

I guess she got her KU100

I need to goom now

>>28711016
If they're fags, they'll be filtered out.

oh dear god

I TOLD YOU GUYS I TOLD YOU TO BELIEVE IN THE LOVE BOMB

>>28711083
No, as one anon said she's in Japan in Noel studio.

>>28710960
I didn't even notice the time. It's 4am for me. I don't think I will make it.

I think im gonna hold off superchatting until she starts reading them again one of these days.
I really couldnt give a shit less if my chat is read but superchat readings are some of my favorite Gura content and I just feel like its a waste to even drop one at this point. Its not like she doesnt have enough money already anyways.

>>28709464
It’s her voice, I just can’t listen to it for more than 1 minute at a time

>>28711016
Man what I don't get is that Gura herself in member's streams has made it clear she does not like gifting subs and explained why. Yet people who claim to be her fans still bought gifted subs. Like, the fuck dudes?

>>28710824
Mine too

Please please please fedex gods, give me my motorcycle wheel within the next 2 hours so that I may install it and give my daughter-wife-onahole the full attention she deserves.

Uohhhhh containment zone below this line
_______________________

>>28711016
I don't believe they'll bother, but do keep an eye out for bronze shrimps.

>>28711161
Nah, Noel's RN has a Fan Club stream during that time, but Lamy is free.

MY GURIUM LEVELS ARE RISING ALREADY

>my wife right now

>>28710010
I don’t pay internet women for anything

Wait, its not a prerecorded vid, is it

Is this an abusive relationship? She ghosts us for a week then drops the greatest lovebomb of all time. I'm not going to survive. I don't see ASMR in the title so I doubt she has the KU100 or even 3DIO set up, but if she does, good god, I'm going to heaven early tonight

>>28707703
>>28708751
>He always includes the days before and after the absence to make it seem longer than it really is.
I said she was gone for a week. 7 days. You're a retard that's trying to paint me as dishonest.
She stopped streaming 10 pm EST on July 13. She will be back today on July 20, around 8 pm EST (hopefully).

Time gone:
July 13 - 2 hours
July 14 - 24 hours
July 15 - 24 hours
July 16 - 24 hours
July 17 - 24 hours
July 18 - 24 hours
July 19 - 24 hours
July 20 - 20 hours
----------------------------
Total: 166 hours = 6 days and 22 hours
Is it dishonest to say that she's been gone for a week when it's literally just two hours short?

>>28711264
Sure, I'll believe in that rrat than.

My wife right now.

>>28711198
>take car
>take all the doors and chassis off
>store gas engine below rider's balls
>make the rider the center of mass
>make it impossible to maneuver at high speeds
remind me why people ride those

>RP stream
CUNNY I KNEEL

...question, does gura ever delete streams like this randomly at a later date?

>>28709780
>You're wrong but I'm not going to say why. Just believe me.

>>28711208
UUUUOOOOHHHH I LOVE MY BEAUTIFUL, GOOD SMELLING, FASHIONABLE SHARKWIFE MAID AND HER AGILE LITTLE FINGERS AND TONGUE.

>>28711437
that hasn't happened so far.

>>28711437
go back

>>28711174
She read SCs like 3 streams ago, falseflagFP.

>>28711316
she streamed on the 13th in her regular time slot and is streaming on the 20th only 2hrs past her regular timeslot.
you cannot claim she was absent on the 13/7 or the 20/7.

>>28711437
the only time that has happened is when she started an archived music stream and decided to do a bunch of karaoke anyways.

Rp? Taking chat?
If someone puts wedgieshit into the rp I will piss myself

Is this a dream or is this reality?

Please have the KU100 Please have the KU100 Please have the KU100 Please have the KU100 Please have the KU100 Please have the KU100 Please have the KU100 Please have the KU100 Please have the KU100 Please have the KU100 Please have the KU100 Please have the KU100 Please have the KU100 Please have the KU100 Please have the KU100 Please have the KU100 Please have the KU100

>>28711316
>She streamed on the 1st
>She streamed on the 2nd
>There were 22 hours between the streams therefore she took a day off
I can smell the pagpag on you and I don't even know what pagpag smells like

>>28711437
Even if she did, all of them are archived by chumbies. You just need to know where to look.

>Stream starts at 10
>have a game at 9:30
fuggggg

>>28711431
Cheap, faster than most cars, and handling is subjective.
If you're riding around in something heavy like a harley then yeah handling is kinda trash but something like a Kawasaki KLR or KLX handles closer to a bike.

I purchased a membership just for this. 48 hours ago i had only watched one hololive stream back during the HoloMyth debut. Now look am me, the shark has soiled my virtue.

>>28711492
>greyfag

Can confirm the family reunion rrat
t. her cousin
I fucked her, but it was anal so it isn't incest

>>28711692
Welcome to the pit, enjoy your stay

I love her!
I love HER!
I LOVE HER!

>>28711437
She has deleted streams due to management or scuff that isn't up to her standards.

>>28711492
NTA but reading superchats in like 1 out of every 10 streams is kind of not great.

>>28710738
last time you guys went on about a water heater, it was Ame's air conditioner.

Praise be to the cunni shart

>>28711316
a little too generous pal

>>28711431
go ride one of these and realize how much better it feels than driving at maybe 2-3x running speed
now multiply that because you have an engine, make it something you can take on the highway

I'm not a motorcyclefag but the appeal is obvious

>>28711723
lol imagine taking a shot in the dark and being this wrong. just delete your post or something

god damn it I didn't want to goom until my nendo arrived but I don't know if I can hold back

>>28711521
>>28711630
Are you retarded? Do you not know how math or time works? If she streams between 8-11 pm two days in a row, there's 21 hours between both of those streams not zero.

THIS FUCKING BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>28711437
There was the first 30 minutes or so of one of her Soma streams where the stream cut off, that one bike game stream that only lasted 3 minutes or something, the time when Ame accidentally streamed on Gura's channel instead of her own, the beginning of one of her MC streams when the stream cutoff early on after debut, and some more I forget. Basically stream archives only get deleted when something wrong goes on.

>>28711888
It's two consecutive days you subhuman

>>28711867
ok but her last superchat reading was only 3 streams ago if you are a grey fag which you clearly are

If it becomes ERP I will post my hot glued nendo.

>>28711641
Yeah, I figured. I literally couldn't sub to her for another 11 or so hours even if she was showing off her model in a stringkini

Holy shit it's the marriage proposal members stream it's real

>>28711670
It'll be archived

>>28711888
she still streamed on those two days

This is my wife!
MY WIFE! LOOK AT HER!!

>>28711936
Yes. However time still exists between her streams, you retarded ESL fuck.

>roleplaying stream
clever bitch, she can avoid talking about the homos this way. I kneel

>>28711989
You are a lucky one!!!!

Someone provide a summary of the more lewd shit (if there is any) tonight so I have ideas for art and sexfics

CUNNY
I KNEEL
CUNNY
I KNEEL

>>28712095
Monday she collabs with all 4 at once.

>>28711982
And? If she starts streaming at 8 PM and streams for 4 hours and 1 second, did she stream two days in a row?

>>28711938
Her last superchat reading was 3 streams ago regardless of your membership status, greynigger, because she hasn't even done a membership stream since then. Kill yourself
>>28711798
Youtubers Life had SCs turned off and minecraft was always gonna be a short stream. Fish game is the last time it was even possible for her to read SCs and she did.
The only reason for a post like this >>28711174
right now is trying to stir shit.

>>28706341
how rude. gura hates your behavior

I bet she'll play "Stray". That seems like her game and it's pretty short and 5~6 hours to complete. Though, she should complete some games she left in the background. She beat "I Am Fish" technically since the space level is really only a bonus level and it would take her a while to unlock to get the necessary stars and bread to unlock. Not impossible for her to go back to it and get but unlikely. She would need to do an mini-endurance run.

Are we going to be expected to prompt her RP bro's.. I'm so nervous I have never rped before..

>>28712045
so by your standards if gura streams two days in a row she still goes on a 20 hour vacation or something, normal sane people just count the full days when one doesn't work when talking about breaks

Fuck all the haters. Someone who dislikes her fans would never do a stream like this.
I will forever be loyal to my oshi and nothing can change my mind.

How many RPs has gura done? are they good?

>>28712095
shark may be dum but when it comes to avoiding drama she is a goddamn savant.

>>28712105
Here you go
https://exhentai.org/g/2277560/679cd67c01/

Have any of these goons played Celeste? Seems like a vtuber rage game if I’ve ever seen one

>>28712291
She did a maid cafe RP with Fauna already and yes it was very good

>>28712192
t. threadshitter

Oh, it's gonna be prerecorded isn't it?

>>28712169
no but it would count as her streaming on the day the stream started.
say she streamed on the 21/7 at 18:00 for 2 hours and the next time she streams its on the 22/7 at 22:00. even though there is 26 hours between the end of the first stream and the start of the second she still streamed on the 21/7 and the 22/7

>>28712330
Amelia did

>>28712291
Oceanside was RP, but people kept asking about her cat. Immerse yourselves, guys!

>>28712321
uoh

I'm gonna go apeshit

>>28712382
Megakek

She is doing an ASMR members stream so she does not have to talk about why she took a week off, I love her for this she is doing what I will do!!! Keep up the good work Gura we love you.

>>28712413
Was that RP? I just remember the humming that put me in a trance

>>28712169
Just leave and forget about your posts, anon, this is embarrassing.

>>28712368
What makes you believe that?

>>28712413
>Immerse yourselves
Will just lurk then, I'm too embarrassed to RP. not like she would catch my comments anyway.

>>28712330
I think Sana played Celeste as well.

>>28712382
sana did as well since on one of them she originally had this as the thumbnail but found out about its origins

>>28712482
It was, yeah, we were shrimps in our little holes in the sand while she stretched out on a blanket.

>>28712571
origins. kek.

>>28712332
But that was written by Fauna. So we'll have to see her own improv this time.

>>28712373
Let's extend your premise to it's illogical conclusion.
Say she starts streaming on March 31, at 8 pm. She streams for 4 hours and one second. She then takes the rest of April off.
If she starts streaming again on May 1st at 8 pm, by your logic, she never took a month off because she streamed in March, April, and May.

>>28712571
I’m certain she knew and thought it was funny, then twittards complained

>>28711967
Post it anyway

>>28712571
I remember this.

>>28712291
I involuntarily always think of lewd shit I'm probably gonna get chat banned or blocked this stream...

rrats are saying the stream is related to bad news. I assume its just rrats being rrats

>>28712650
she probably only knew of the sonic version not the original
https://youtu.be/HVvC3ko1NUY?t=71

I can not kneel any fucking harder!!!

>>28712703
Her child with the chumbud that impregnated her died.

>>28712703
Are those rrats in this room right now?

>>28712703
Can I cum on the rrats? I need something to absorb my goom for the stream.

>>28712779
One has crawled up my urethra

>>28712519
I imagine Gura must be embarassed too, it's less embarassing if more people do it usually...

>>28712703
The bad news is that she's being sold on the slave market as an house maid. The good news is that I bought her.
Pic related is hew new schedule.

>>28712373
Even if you were correct (and you aren't), you're still trying to say that she was only gone for 6 days instead of 7. It doesn't change the fact this was her 2nd or 3rd longest break she's ever taken.
Anyway, I'm not going to argue math with you anymore because have you seen the thumbnail and title for her new stream?

>>28712773
It was mine but she's not gonna bring it up cause I already knocked her up again

>>28712646
Gentle reminder that this website should only be used by people who at least 18 years old

>>28712703
The bad news is she can't be my girlfriend anymore. The good news is she's becoming my wife.

>>28712646
no you retard
>it would count as her streaming on the day the stream started.
if she started streaming on the 31/3 at 22:00 and streamed past midnight, regardless of how long, the stream would count for the 31/3, not the 1/4.
now in your scenario, the time between streams would be 30 days, 19 hours, 59 minutes, and 59 seconds, but no one would claim she streamed on the 1/4

>>28712646
NTA, but did you even read that post? he said the day it started is what matters

>>28712894
Wow I don't remember posting this but I apparently forgot the image as well

>>28712960
I wrote this

Is this an abusive relationship? Like unironically. I feel like I can't let go of her as my oshi, because every time I start to feel like she doesn't care anymore, she drags me right back. It's like a vicious cycle that never ends and my heart is starting to hurt from the endless back and forth.
Should I talk to my therapist about this?

kek retards still arguing if it was 6 or 7 days

>>28713008
bless you

>>28713045
Yes unironically go see a professional.

There's niggers arguing about some mathematical semantics while we're about to get a prime cunny stream.
I've never seen anything gayer in these threads.

>>28713008
Mm small boobus

Didn’t Gura say she wanted to do some RP stuff only a few weeks ago? Pretty fast turn around

Oh shit, i just realized she actually has experience with this, i have no idea what to expect.

>>28713099
I wonder how long she's considered doing this stream, but has been too embarrassed to actually go through with it

>>28713045
You have a problem and you can't handle my wife. Leave.

>>28712646
what happens in the real world
>be wednesday
>"hey boss can I take 2 days off?"
>"sure, be back by saturday"

what happens in this mentally ill anon's mind
>be wednesday
>"hey boss can I take 2 days off?"
>"sure, you now have exactly 48 hours of free time, be back by friday at this exact hour"

How does she manage to make me fall deeper in love with her every time she comes back?
I just love her so much I'm at loss for words to express this feels.

>>28712914
she streamed on the 13/7 and the 20/7 in EST.
the leaves the 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, and 19/7 that she didn't stream. which is 6 days.
time between streams does not matter. like i said
>say she streamed on the 21/7 at 18:00 for 2 hours and the next time she streams its on the 22/7 at 22:00. even though there is 26 hours between the end of the first stream and the start of the second she still streamed on the 21/7 and the 22/7

>RP into ASMR
chumdorks can't stop winning

Lmao doubters btfo. I love my wife Gura and tonight she will make me goom.