/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I LOVE VEENER

My kingdom for a kiss upon her shoulder.

Why is she like this
https://twitter.com/Saruei_/status/1549812475713003520?t=YhYouVm2xsFRJnjL1gPJYw&s=19

>>28700112
Who is the Shaggy of /lig/? It's not Tob is it?

stupid sexy virgin whore

wife_dm_ (as a guest) online!
https://www.twitch.tv/onigirien

God I really want to cum inside Shyrei (Squchan)

>>28700198
they are both stoners so it fits

Stop putting Meat in the OP, she is silly.

>>28700219
slut_dm_ is very cute today!

I love Hina!
I'm going to masturbate now!

>>28700112
>Re-using OP pics
dead thread

>>28700197
Kek I was expecting one of those
>vtuber is your girlfriend/wife waking up next to you
but this is better.

>>28700280

now that i think about it
i know giri is chinese or at least partialy chinese
is onibro also asian? surely giri didn't get blacked or bleached

Hi saru, if you're in /here/ please do a phone alarm of Earl shouting insane things in French, merci.

>>28700318
You're the first person to care

>>28700357
I think wani made that alarm so you should ask him

Dear chuubas,
I am going to whip it out and start masturbating to your hot anime girl avatars now.

hi saru if you're here fuck you I don't like you
every negative thought you've ever had about yourself is true

>>28700417
merde.. thanks.

>>28700374
yes, and?

Saru live

>>28700436
based
>>28700452
cringe

>>28700452
Very cringe.

filian is based

Frogger live playing DMC V
https://www.twitch.tv/saruei

>>28700452
based

>>28700243
Am I glad she's frozen in there and that we're out here

I've never seen Saru's intro screen it has soul

'ere we go

Saffox up!
https://www.twitch.tv/kitanya_is_here
She finished RE5 earlier today, and RE6 yesterday. She's played RE7 and 8 before so she probably won't get completely lost for the next two, but we'll see. Almost done with her marathon and it didn't even take a month!

IT'S FROGGIN TIME

>>28700575
I've never seen this one.

DM I BEG YOU PLEASE BE AS HAPPY AND ENERGETIC IN YOUR NORMAL STREAMS AS YOU ARE NOW

>>28700551
That new koikatsu starting screen has such SOUL

hi saru if you're here i love you I really like you
every negative thought you've ever had about yourself is not true

>>28700575
>>28700593
New DMC themed intro screen

I don't care

>>28700575
>>28700593
Its a newly made one, she uses one's made by people in discord sometimes

>>28700652
>she uses one's made by people in discord sometimes
oh that's nice of her.

>>28700197
alright, you know what, you win this round Saruei, that was cute and made me laugh

>>28700164
Retardchama
Ninabro complained on her discord about how he can't fap to her and got in trouble for it.

>>28699880
Well said. She feels like an adult babysitting a kindergarten. I think it's her teacher past somehow influencing her behavior.

Nina's Discord is surprisingly dead, doesn't help she barely interacts there

>>28700600
but then i couldn't keep lig alive while im at work

>>28700780
90% of liggers discords are dead or used as chatroom for a few fags that use it as their RP servers

>>28700577
God I love this viewerthon mechanic
I hope she breaks the mark before it's over

saru edit when

BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIN!
CAST ASIDE, THERE'S NO COMING HOME!
WE'RE BURNING CHAOS IN THE WIND!
DRIFTING IN THE OCEAN ALL ALONE!

What do you call this ultra generic video game melodic nu metal? Boner rock?

Why does frog tweet something then immediately retweet it? I don't get it
-t. boomer

>>28700780
My chuuba's discord is literally people saying "good morning x" "good bye y" etc...

>>28700892
What are they, Indian?

>>28700892
all me

>>28700884
Probably some algorithm shit

>>28700864
be the shitposter you want to see

holy kek the dance

>>28700884
Replies aren't shown on your main timeline, retweets are

Frog SOULFUL god damn

GOTTA LET IT OUT GOTTA LET IT OUT

>>28700869
Soul.

>>28700892
same here but i blame my chuuba for it
i've been in there for 7 months and NOT ONCE have i seen her make a post in there
like seriously
it's been over half a year and she didn't even post an annoucment or anything
she has a bot that just links her twitter posts

>>28700780
Two types of discords: dead discords and discords that are a liability to the streamer.
You can't build a community around a single person.
At least company discords foster unity.

Mild frog intro she's not hyper at all

>>28700731
If only she didn't feel the need to answer every question no matter how asinine. _dm_ if you somehow read this, just look away when you see them and you'd save yourself so many problems

>>28700780
It's somewhat active during EU hours but it's basically just a place for Nina to chat with some of her regulars when she feels like talking. So few of them are interested in actually building a community, I think even Nina's given up there.

oshi if you're /here/ check your DMs and rate my PP already.

Frog let it go, Jesus.

/lig/gers live right now

Lily (JC)
>twitch.tv/shylily
Giri (Cookin Off-Collab w/ dm)
>twitch.tv/onigirien
Cotton (Valorant)
>twitch.tv/cottontailva
Sinder (JC - Subathon)
>twitch.tv/sindervtuber
Vex (JC)
>twitch.tv/vexoria_the_suneater
Shondo (ASMR)
>twitch.tv/fallenshadow
Limes (Stray)
>twitch.tv/limealicious
Cirno (I Wanna Be The Boshy)
>twitch.tv/cirno_tv
Frog (DMC 5)
>twitch.tv/saruei
Geega (JC)
>twitch.tv/geega
Kabhaal (Art)
>twitch.tv/kabhaal
Whiskey (Marauders)
>twitch.tv/whiskey_project
Vei 3.0 (Art)
>twitch.tv/ywuria
Mango (JC)
>twitch.tv/mangobtuber
Shizukou (Powerwashing Sim)
>twitch.tv/shizukou
Pumpkin (Piano)
>twitch.tv/pumpkinpotion
Lyn (Art)
>twitch.tv/mametchi
Lotus (Bloodborne)
>twitch.tv/alien_lotus
Marina (Sleeping - Subathon)
>twitch.tv/marina
Saffox (Resi 7)
>twitch.tv/kitanya_is_here

/lig+/
Zen (Stray)
>twitch.tv/zentreya

Wednesday is looking promising so far and it's still early in the day. Anyone suffering from dm withdrawal is hopefully satiated by this off collab with Giri.
More to come as we get into burger evening hours.
Stay beautiful /lig/.

I hope I'm not late to the group masturbation session!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGVJfLfzeko

>>28700892
Sounds like my family chat groups.

giri's giris

>>28700780
She used to try harder to foster a community there, but it was a doomed project since everyone low-key (high key) just wants to fuck her. Not like it's any different in most chuuba discords though.

>>28701126
so many butts to fuck

Frog cares more about me than herself

>>28701096
i'm sure dm is on the spectrum and just can't resist answering bait

>>28700892
Same it's painful how dead it is. Especially doesn't help when there are apparently a couple of different channels that are for Patreon supporters, which apparently she actually does show up in on occasion. I just use it for going live notifications and updates she doesn't post to Twitter.

>Pompom will lick DM's squirt
stop it Giri you are making me imagine DM being dogpilled

I knew it was you frog
Or maybe a T3 who knows

>>28701245
Sucks to not be rich enough to participate in all the discord orgies.

>>28700112
quelqu'un connait une vtuber en français sur Youtube ? il y a très peu de vtubers et j'ai envie de pleurer, je ne connais que Riri Miaou, mais j'en veux plus que ça :(

>>28701099

>>28701312
HON HON HON ZE BAGUETTE

>>28701143
I think some of them try, but it's not enough especially when Nina herself gave up.

Frog drawing stream when.
I never got a chance to watch her draw live before her vtuber days

I don't like discords and always lurk there without posting shit but from what I have seen, they are only decent when there is few people there and the streamer talks in the general chat.
Once you can't even see the chuuba outside of they supporter of announcement channels, the entire things slowly starts dying until it turns into five fags saying "hi" and "goodbye".
Mod autism only accelerates it. If the mods start sperging about keeping each topic of conversation in a specific channel, you can write off the server as a lost cause.

I will take care of everyone who comes in sick with the coof after twitchcon I swear to god

Frog has some good handwriting

>>28701286
I dont want her to play stray because I want to play it first.

>>28701400
What the fuck veener

I can take or leave stray, I'd watch it if she plays it

Phew, I almost posted something retarded.

>>28701415
then go play it

>>28701323
I wish I had a small cock so sph could be 100% effective on me

What games do you want to see?

>don't recommend collabs
Based, collab beggers BTFO

>>28701323
I just want bat to kick me down and laugh at me so I can see her freakish grin

These "only in my new place" excuses are getting old. Chat is also fucking retarded.

>>28701369
spot on
what's the fucking point of those discords if chuuba doesn't chat with her viewers
why sould i bother trying to write there anything if chuuba probably doesn't even see it

i am 90% sure for lots of liggers they just assing a mod to run a discord and inform them if something is happening

>>28701400
Did Frog write her text in paint or did she use her unfair art-tools?

>>28701537
Stray seems pretty cool, haven't gotten much coverage yet either.

>>28701537
Frog needs to play Outer Wilds ASAP

>>28701289
The Patreon incentives aren't worth the price even if I had the money. Seeing YT highlights a few days before she uploads it? I don't care. I watched the entire stream live.

It would just be nice to have an active community centered around a common interest, and possibly make friends and acquaintances through it.

>>28701663
HON HON IT'S TOO BORING

Has she ever played truck sim?

>>28701323
I love Alice's expression here

>>28701537
Rain World.

>>28701537
i want to see girl dm play every single yakuza game there is
her current walkthrough of yakuza 0 is 10/10

She should play RE6 instead and keep her whacky stream streak alive

>I'm looking forward to hearing your reaction to this double sided device
_dm_ please

>>28701701
Anon...

>>28701728
still no idea if the innuendo was supposed to be dildo or something else

Kronii in a swimsuit... I know, but them titties rocking

>>28701749
why yes I DO have no idea how to manipulate images using software, how could you tell?

>>28700892
My chuuba's discord is discussing jailbreaking iphones rn, among other things.

>>28701773
But Kronii's not even live.

>>28701510
just imagine them laughing at your pathetic existence

>>28701811
Yeah, frog has been drawing her though.

>>28701663
SarueiBlind x 1000
and chat would spoil

Hello Saru.

At least 1 person in chat asking for dues ex

>>28701096
>>28701201
Maybe she perceives it as a... Streamer's responsibility? Duty? She definitely has some vtuber standards set by herself, and that seems to be one of them.

Dumb ass frog focusing too much on the game rather than focusing on making the stream entertaining I'm starting to get mad

>>28701537
Jedi Academy

>>28701829
Which frog?

Oblivion overdone, I'd prefer skyrim

>>28701935
froggyloch

>>28701935
The French one

>>28701890
i want her to drop those standards and do blowjob + cock worship ASMR

>>28701769
It came across as completely innocent to me but I know what I'm going to imagine
Imagine them swallowing both ends and kissing as they meet in the middle

>>28701537
Pathologic 2

>>28701974
>>28701976
ok

>>28701979
>It came across as completely innocen
that was the point
believe me anon she KNOWS what she's doing

>>28701935
Coqui

>>28701989
This

>>28701350
pretty funny faggot, why aren't you more original? I'd want to see something different for once hahah

>I sink ez too childish
>watch ze owl hause

Would frog be able to do God hand?

>>28701890
maybe she should rethink her "standards" and ignore the retards to start improving her streams and respect literally every other viewer

>>28702093
Your brain baking in your skull, Pierre?

>>28701312
https://streamable.com/63u17n

>>28701890
I understand not ignoring the chat and answering their genuine questions, but surely after the 10th stream you should just make them a ! command in streamelements

>>28701814
it's just not the same

Bros this is my first time watching the green cat and I find her to be very cute and entertaining. Is she always like this?

>>28701935
the one that drew these
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=saruei

>>28702227
>Is she always like this?
ummmm

>>28702118
she has the skills to grind it until shes good but its too hard for her to play on stream

Aight frog I'm head out, you're being a miserable faggot after that dope load screen.

>>28702227
I like her positivity and the way she avoids swearing for all audiences.

>>28702227
No, she's a boring NPC

>>28702321
>that pic
please tell me filian was mocking dm that's why she has green hair

>>28701143
I think Nina is plenty active in the discord. About the same as Bat is or Squ. The difference is people aren't interacting because all of them are autists

>>28700452
Like a crab in a bucket swiping at air.

She finally lost it

I can fix her.

Saru meltdown is so cute...

saru's going crazy.

>>28702227
unfortunately, her own streams contain a little bit too much autism and one guying for my taste
she could relax a bit desu (like here)

does this bitch have neighbors?

RAKASTAN LOOMI JA HALUAN MENNÄ NAIMISIIN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, PERUSTAA PERHEEN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, JA KASVATTAA AINAKIN 28 LASTA TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, LAPSIA JOTKA PERIVÄT PARHAAT PIIRTEEMME JA OMINAISUUTEMME, MUTTA JOTKA OVAT MYÖS YHTÄ AUTISTISIÄ SUOMALAISIA KUIN HEIDÄN KAUNIS DORKA ÄITI

>>28702370
No but she responded to her chat that brought dm up. If I linked it at least one person would try to get offended though.

Frog is having a literal menhera moment

Just put the damn fiber internet on her new house aaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>28702227
I think she is, but you have to accept she'll go into teacher mode and answer every question the chat asks

Just go offline you dumb French bitch so I can grudgepost

>>28702227
Objectively - matter of taste. Some find her boring/bland, some love her.
I can tell you however that she's really smart and pleasant, knows Japanese, was an English teacher in Japan and doesn't curse.
And is Canadian. Somehow Canadian vtubers are green it seems.

>>28702512

>>28702488
just say what she said im curious
not gonna get angry even if filian badmouthed mayo cat, im wondering becasue filian is the last perosn i'd expect to talk about DM

t. mayo cat enjoyer

>>28702460

Saruei Will do a Cooking stream before Nemu, mark my words

Very interesting how Frog's BPD has manifedted itself into miserable cyborg Frog and comfy cat Frog.

>>28702373
Community resembling streamer etc etc
Nina has it hard in that regard since everyone who does the "stop being an autist" routine ends up touching grass full time. I guess its already an improvement that many ninabros joined the discord besides me, so I got no clue what I am talking about, kek

>landlords took away our ringfit stream

>>28702227
Yes!
Please buy a sub too!

I hate frogfags so much it's unreal

This is I don't like Saru. Stupid little bitch.

>>28702530
Being Canadian and a vtuber is almost as iconic of a combination as Green haired Vtubers having Bush.

The future lookin' good, snackers.

>>28702651
Don't be a grumpy gus

Imagine seething over a french anime girl.

Are we sure Saru is the one having the menhera moment and it's not some frogsperg in /lig/?

>>28688986
dw, your gf will get enough groomers from saying that she walks around naked all day, so you dont have to bang her all the time.

There better be an asmr goal so she finally does one

>>28702604
Well I am, and I dont get the complaints. It's one of the more laidback server. Anyway you will get banned off every community for announcing masturbating.

kek froglodytes are as bipolar as their oshi
the worst about this though is that she doesn't auto enable vods so I can never check out what people are mad about

>>28702789
>announcing masturbating.
LMAO, I can't believe males do this unironically.

>>28702463
Needs to let me pack my pants in ice so she can sit on my lap and stay cool while we cuddle.

>>28702373
>>28702604
>want to be more active
>nobody to bounce off besides Nina
>don't want to spam chat alone hoping someone joins in

>>28702858
some perma online schizos do be like that

All this talk about grabbing and rubbing shafts is getting me bothered.

>>28702844
she's just being pissy

>>28702891
Now thats a more valid complaint

congrats anons, your oshi just asked you how to improve and revitalize her discord
what do you propose

>>28702844
She archives everything on youtube

>>28702988
Delete it

>>28702941
imagine being onibro tonight
lucky bastard
yes i believe dm and giri shared him
no i will not take my meds

I guess if you're going to be someone's paypig you can at least buy them cool shit.

>>28702844
she's just frustrated that her new place STILL doesnt have fiber installed after paying 2 months of rent and she cant move

>>28702988
Delete it

>>28702988
Ban her mods for life and get new ones. Also ban the autist that uses a bunch of channels as his diary

>>28702988
delete it

>>28703010
Not everything

My single biggest fetish is cute moms tiring themselves out taking care of their large families while already pregnant with even more children. The concept of a woman loving her family so much that even when she's overwhelmed by how hectic it gets taking care of her current family she still wants to make it even bigger gets me rock fucking hard. Thinking about Filian walking through the grocery store while 4 little kids sit in her cart and a 5 year old trails behind her and holds onto her tail and a newborn is slung around her torso in a harness while she's pregnant with 2 more is the most erotic fucking thing I can think of. It can't just be about breeding either, it has to be about breeding out of sheer love for her family. I don't care if she enjoys sex or not I want to make sure that she loves being a mother and against her better judgement she still wants to have the biggest family possible even when taking care of all them would work her to complete exhaustion daily. The eroticism comes not from Filian's wincing motherly face while she milks herself, it comes from her big ear to ear smile when she gives the bottles to her 9 toddlers and watches them drink her milk to grow big and strong. I want Filian to go to sleep every night cherishing every single day she spends with her family. She should go to sleep smiling, and wake up excited to shower her children with more love. I jack off to the thought to Filian letting her bigger kids rub her pregnant belly while she tells them more brothers and sisters are coming soon, she's completely clothed in a giant droopy maternity blouse in this scenario. The excitement of having children should never diminish even if she has theoretically maximum dragon litter numbers every year. Filian would be at her happiest when her children are happy, the more happy children the better. The thought of her cracking under the pressure of a dozen yelping kids and driving to maccas to get them a snack then thinking maybe it was for the better anyway when she see's how happy it made them. I'm literally leaking precum at the thought of Filian trying to make nutritious fruit filled meals for her children and micromanaging every aspect because she wants her kids to be healthy and grow up with healthy habits.
Filian running up to her youngest litter and licking a scape on the knee clean and kissing it and hugging them!
Filian trying to show off her dance skills to her daughter's in ballet but her pregnant belly weighs her down!
Filian with disheveled bed hair wearing a sloppy Tshirt and sweatpants because she needed to pull and all nighter to make her daughter's costume for the school play which she's now videotaping!
Filian going to the beach with her kids and needing to hire 2 more minivans to make sure she doesn't leave anyone out!
Filian looking at her pregnant belly in the mirror and admiring her stretch marks because she thinks of them as signs of motherhood!
Filian buying a $4,000 camera during her first pregnancy to take super high quality pictures of all her kids and ending up with a 24TB redundant RAID setup to store them!
Filian teaching her children how to bake so that they win the school bake sale but the techniques don't matter because by sheer numbers her children dramatically outcompete everyone else!
Filian embarrassing her sons during the big game by screaming "GO FRICK THEM UP" and holding up a giant foam hand!
Filian excitedly stalking her daughters when they hang out with their crush on the schoolyard!
Filian having such a consistently filled womb that she doesn't even own any non maternity clothing anymore!
Tired and delirious full term pregnant Filian still making time to help out her kids with their homework even when she barely remembers it!
Filian kissing each and every one of her newborns goodnight every night no matter how many she has!
I can't think of anything more erotic than seeing Filian's smiling face every night when she goes to sleep after another long day of raising the happiest and most cool and poggers zoomer family the world has ever seen.

>>28703047
Why would you need to take your meds? It's the truth.

>>28703010
she also enables it later on twitch
I just can never check it at the moment when her viewers here are going on about something

>>28703010
not just chatting, or anything embarrassing like her birthday vod

>>28702988
Make a esex channel that only me and her have permission for

>>28702988
Regular community events
Better role setups for organizing group things
Tell mods to settle down and stop being such spergs

>>28703160
this but me not this anon

>>28702988
discord is proprietary software, delete it

>>28702988
It's fine. Wish she'd visit us T1 plebs more often though.

>>28702988
nuke it

>>28702988
do movie nights

>>28702988
Ban all autists from it, then delete it.

>>28703197
Your oshi visits me every night on the T3 channel

>>28703047
just 2 gfs having their way with their boytoy

not sure how i feel about whores today

>>28702988
mod me

>>28701537
these >>28611980

>>28702988
make it so every Mod is like this

>>28701537
this >>28611980
and Fightcade

>>28703279
t. casual normie aged ~32

>>28702988
Have mods that are laxer about separating content into all the correct channels. Someone sharing a meme, video, or music in the general chat is fine so long as they aren't spamming/its relevant to the conversation at hand.

Also, community events every now and again wouldn't hurt

There will be plenty of rewards, but also when I see someone having really high goals means that the subathon will go on for a very long time.

>>28703279
I will drop dead before I see a chuuba I like play Thief

>>28703244
>your oshi
She isn't yours?

>>28703047
this but unironically
dm needed stress relief and Giri wanted to experiment
let's just hope they used condoms, don't know how easy is to get abortion in Canada

>>28703314
My man.

>>28703197
>>28703244
what do t3s even talk about in their exclusive channel when the chuuba isn't there?

>>28703352
she should multiply her highest goal by at least 4 or 5

>>28703352
Depends how much a sub will extend it. I hope it gets progressively harder, like say half the time a sub adds after every 2k subs or something so theres a natural limit

>>28703439
gay sex

>>28703352
chat complaining that making a tweet for 200 subs is too low pretending like it's something more than le funny meme on bird website which reminds me I hate subathonfags like you wouldn't believe

>>28703352
Sinders is 6k subs which is absolutely insane even though her growth has been very good, 6k subs is like 10k+ ccv

>>28703336
God Hand, Noita, and Baba Is You are all the apex predators of their respective genre, you could only say something like that if you haven't played them.

>>28703354
If you're the one autist who thinks Jerma is a chuuba then your wish is already granted he played the first half at least

>>28703265
>>28703424
hot

What goals would you want then

>>28703498
>one autist
we are legion

also mr slime when

>community events

>>28702988
every user MUST fill out a jackoff calendar and cite what picture of my oshi they used that time. people who fail to jack off enough times to my oshi get banned.

>>28703498
>you could only say something like that if you haven't played them.
I've played all but God Hand and I'll reiterate what I just said.

>>28703547
sex with me

>>28703352
One oiler can sweep that easy, unless there's a limit of gifted subs per person

>>28703481
>6k subs
>top gifter is 20
?

>>28702988
well for starters
START FUCKING USING IT
WHY DO YOU THINK IT'S FUCKING DEAD WHEN YOU NEVER POST THERE

PEOPLE GO TO YOUR DISCORD TO SEE YOU AND TALK ABOUT YOU BUT WHEN YOU'RE NOT THERE NOBODY FUCKING WANTS TO BOTHER

>saru momy RP
That's not for me but that's going to work amazingly as a goal to get subz

I'll never understand the zoomer obsession with "mommies".

>>28703481
Well, speaking of Sinder, Silvervale did a subathon last year where she hit these insane goals like 10,000 subs or something like that. Sure 90% of them didn't last more than a month, but that's not the point.
Snuffy is fairly comparable to Saru and her subathon netted her 13K, and I don't think she had the extreme VShojo shilling and whales because of the timing of her subathon.

>>28703597
>gift sub limit
in what world would that make sense for streamers or bezos

>>28703564
>multiplayer vidya with T3s and her mods

>>28703612
Yeah.. Aim for the stars I guess

>>28703704
I understand it, but I'll never understand how they extend it to 20-something zoomers like themselves. Are there actual children posting in the chat?

>>28703547
Play a lewd but twitch safe VN and read all the text out loud

saru might be the only streamer that actually fulfils her goals with her work ethic

>>28703704
Isn't it just milfs under a new name?

>>28703717
13k subs for someone with her ccv is impressive

>>28703564
there will always be that one faggot that will yell racial slurs
community event is a good idea for ONLY verified members
maybe something like being a sub for 8 months minimum to be allowed to enter or something like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-iflPRlwmA

>>28703726
its mostly for fraud detection, since its very rare for someone to actually reach that. That papa rashid oiler is the only one who I've seen actually hit it for real multiple times, the limit might be something like 1k or 2k subs in a given week

>gfe asmr
>kareoke
Those 2 I'll help to achieve

>>28703813
I dunno, is it?

>>28703717
Silver has shit numbers but really autistic oilers willing to fork a lot of money.
It all depends on Saru's oilers. Subathons might seem like a community thing but it's actually just a handful of richfags keeping the thing going while poorfags do the equivalent of pissing on the ocean.

>>28703704
mother issues

ASMR GF experience

>>28703704
mommy issues due to lack of contact because all gen x mothers are working jobs

>>28703866
I don't know, I prefer daughterwives

Already got my asmr, don't care about the other goals

>>28703889
Also Turkish money laundering

>>28703865
>Video game karaoke
If we get Escape from the City I'll sub at tier 3

DMs hands are quite a bit smaller than Giris

>>28703704
it's just meme of the current generation
it used to be big tity goth gf, now you have mommies

>>28702186
Final stretch, I believe in silly lady!

I never know what to make them do for subgoals because they already do everything I like normally, that's why I watch threm

Pikamee live with some more Stray.
https://www.twitch.tv/pikameeamano

>>28703909
ITS BEEN 84 YEARS FROG PLEASE
i have confidence in her oilers, they're pretty wild

>>28703957
Are turk subs still like $1 american? A couple months ago a meat streamer I watch got 500 subs in one stream because of that.

>>28704028
i thought she was a youtube lass

Kek what a chuuni.

>>28703579
Did you make it out of the tutorial the world map in Baba Is You? Did you get the amulet in Noita? Both games have preliminary endings but those are like the emergency exits they have in haunted house rides to let off kids who get too scared to continue.

I can save her

>>28704028
Nice

>>28704079
she uses Twitch quite a bit, but her Twitch streams are more English-oriented

>>28703704
milf fetishism is nothing new retarded boomer

>>28703980
giri is 5'9" (175 cm), dm is 5'2" (157cm)
it's 20 cm difference so it's normal
she has hands so small she needs to import gloves from asia becasue she can't find ones that are small enough to fit her in Canada

>>28704079
She does JP-focused streams on Youtube and EN-focused streams on Twitch.

I like that she's shooting down a lot of the traditional shitty goals people are suggesting

>>28703704
>I'll never understand the zoomer obsession with "mommies".
Most "Zoomers" (by which I mean late Millenials/early Gen-Z) grew in single-parent households.
And I say this as somebody with a mommy-kink

>>28704160
Lusting after milfs is nothing new.
Being doted on by a "mommy" to a retarded degree absolutely is.

Maybe it's because of past experience, but I don't really care about subathon goals when so many get dropped or take half a year to inevitably happen.
I'm more interested in what she will do on stream.
>reading her own fanfiction (she already said she would)
>try to cook something or share her beans and mayo recipe
>play sonic games
>wheel of punishment (improvement?) she doesn't seem interested but doesn't really get it and just used that suggestion as a chance to be edgy
>mass effect marathon?

>>28704059
I think hue subs are at around that price range of $1-2. Do they support argentinian pesos?

>>28703739
LET ME IIIIIIN
LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>>28704118
Noita's amulet is just a chore though. Once you become a magical god, there's nothing at all stopping you from getting all of the heart-things except boredom. It's not even a challenge at that point.

>>28704301
nah, its just become a mainstream meme thing now like feet
ive been listening to positive affirmation recordings since like the early 2000s

This stream only proves how bullshit the goals on subathons are. It's either uninteresting idea or shit chuubas wanted to announce like new model/clothes

>>28704301
No it's not, it has been a fetish since forever ago, it only became more widely accepted/spread lately.

>>28704338
Yeah, I fucking hate how normalized it is to just not do subgoals

>>28704338
>so many get dropped or take half a year to inevitably happen.
this
everytime they go
>oh yeah i owe you guys that one thing from subathon
>don't worry we'll get it eventually

>>28704401
Saru just has the balls or poor foresight to brainstorm things live.

>>28704338
any /vsj/fags can tell us how many of the goal ironmouse completed? 10% maybe? less?

That was a cute stream, I didn't think I could get so invested in peelers but they pulled it off well
Now I'm going to sit here and imagine wearing a blue screen suit and manhandling _dm_ live on stream without the chat knowing

>>28703354
Monkey's Paw - they play TH4EF.

>>28704659
Oni bro is probably getting his cocked sucked by sweaty giri and dm that just got out of those suits

What about finishing one of the games she dropped

>>28704418
I don't understand how "x stream" isn't done during subathon like you are live and don't have plans already so why postpone it to never?

>>28704644
Shylily_0.1 didn't even complete the goals from one subathon before starting another subathon which also had it's own goals that got ignored.

>>28704659
i dont need a blue suit

>>28704659
but you're already blue anon

>>28704338
minecraft voice pack after she picks up her cats.

Asari is hardcore.
https://twitter.com/LeaflitVT/status/1549850911098343424

>>28704168
but sounds more like a DM problem. I bet in Vancouver or whatever big cities with an asian population they have would have more asian equipment.

>>28704806
liar.

>>28704360
Acquiring the amulet is the only challenge befit for a god. Learning your tools is only half of the game, the other half is using your knowledge as an alchemist to establish dominion over your universe and the parallel universes. And you can't rule anything if the universe is turned into gold like in the regular ending.

How many of slices of pastrami do you jerk off with so that it feels like a real pussy? I’ve tried dry humping my vienna daki but I hear it’s nothing like the real thing.

>>28704905
maybe, but she lives in as she described it "rural area" so i doubt the has chinatown nearby

>looking at other vtubers subathon goals for inspiration
>"they don't realy have anything interesting"
Based

>>28703354
I tried the original ones lately and man, you really need a CRT to play it because you can't see shit on a modern monitor.
And I'm not enough of a boomer to keep a CRT around.

>>28704931
>Acquiring the amulet is the only challenge befit for a god.
It's fucking boring, and that's it. It's nothing bug a chore.

>>28704659
>without the chat knowing
DM seems like the screamer type
chat would know something is up when DM would suddenly moan and squirm

I know she said "no self harm" but part of me wants to see her get zapped by a shock collar every time she says putain as a potential meme reward.

>>28704933
Up your shitposting game. It's not even out.

Now that my janny induced vacation is over I may say that the bat is almost gfe for me.
The biggest letdown is the autism, which can be awkward, but:
>likes to bake for friends (if they were in japan)
>likes to dance (fingers crossed for her VR setup - soon tm)
>can make icecream (however I dont know if she meant that frozen water with flavoured piss shaved ice from the animu)

The best marathon stream I've seen was bat where it had a theme and the goals were related to it, like resetting the run and shit, with the cost increasing. She had a very good system I witlsh became more standard

Filian is based
I mean Saruei is based, my bad

oilers and their consequences have been a disaster to the vtuber race

>>28705174
(you) are based

>>28704976
rural area is a stretch for a country that is 30 times bigger than germany, but only has less than half the population

frog is being too based again

>>28705143
yeah i liked that system. instant rewards so the chuuba can't abandon them.

>https://twitter.com/nihmune/status/1549852101903126529
Numi is finally home, maybe we'll get a stream before August

>>28705143
Marathons like Bat's pokemons or Saffox's RE for recent ones are based, subathons on the other hand are lazy cashgrabs for most if not all

>you have to not be dumb and you have to play games with her, and have the same taste in media
Add it to the list of things you need to date saru

she's not gonna frog you bro

>>28705282
I will NOT watch ze owl hause

Fuck subathons. Just because its Frog doing it and she is thread favorite, doesn't change anything.

>>28705043
You didn't have what it takes. There's no shame in that, not many people do. But don't try to decry others who take their pursuit of knowledge more seriously than you do.

>>28705361
Yeah ok, I'm not autistic. Big deal.

>>28705351
go cry somewhere else.

>>28705351
bold take anon

>>28705282
If you watch ze Owl House for pussy then you aren't gonna make it.

>>28705351
I'm going to hate watch it

Still waiting for the day we get a batato hug pillow.
Who wouldn't want to wake up to this?

>>28705393
It is a big deal, autism is required to beat both Baba Is You and Noita, they wouldn't be apex predators otherwise.

>>28705351
first time dealing with the frogshills?

>vrchat with viewers
Yeah bro that's going to happen

>>28705351
Powerful take anon

>>28705351
Kek save the seething for when it actually starts /lig/ga

>>28705351
Get ready for the Eternal Saruei Thread. It's coming and you can't stop it.

>>28705456
>her face when you wake up and didn't sleep forever

>>28700112
https://www.twitch.tv/natsumi_moe
Do You Need a Plumber or Do I Have the Wrong House?
Pools, Hot Tubs, and Beaches

>>28705351
i hate subathons not becasue of what they are but becasue i have a massive FOMO and i WILL watch 40 hours of chuuba doing nothing out of fear i will miss single interessting moment

>>28705570
she is very sqeaky for that model

>>28705580
based

>>28700861
I believe she could have had it the second day in last week if not for shedding a couple hundred multiple times when stream dropped a few times.

See the problem is everything I realy want from her is TOS

>>28705054
not everything is like hentai or porn. only if she really has that kink she would probably giggle while she is pumped. but women don't usually act all horny like in porn unless they want the guy to finish earlier, because its no fun or the mood is gone. believe it or not, but woman dont always crave an orgasm, sometimes they just want the ride without reaching the destination...

Ze frog so based seeing how shit the subathon goals are

>>28705808
you're lying
stop it
mods ban him

>saru realizing live on stream that subathon goals are trash

>>28705808
I don't care about real life, I only care about porn

>i do eet for ze mony

>>28705808
but i watched plenty of 240p amateur porn videos made from shit angles made by amateurs and women often moan loudly

I like how transparent she's being right now lel.

>>28705959
based. real life is just disappointing.

>>28705959
based fellow gooner

>>28705272
maybe she wont due to covid

Damn this thread is zoomin, or maybe the board is on fire. Hard to say. Almost 400 posts in 40 minutes.

>>28705993
>to please the guy

>>28706108
frogfag spam

>>28706108
Its saru time

will she be on 24/7 and having the countdown running while asleep?

>>28706108
frogsperg spam

>>28706108
We are under attack

I wish Saruei would just do a stream where she sits with us and goes over whatever is on her mind while drawing whatever is on her mind but a more fun idea that occurs to me, see if she'll do one where she draws suggested memes and brainstorms new ones.

>>28706164
Yeah, she said she's going to put her bed next to her PC

>Pic related the stream

>>28706226
based

>>28706226
/lig/gertown is under attack!

Sometimes i wonder if Frog reads only the stupidest and most retarded posts in her chat on purpose and her brain excludes every single helpful advice.

All these goals while happen during the subathon or after?
I've never watched one

>>28706232
Ironically she went from being an art streamer and doing just what you wish her to do to not doing art on stream at all due to chat backseating and twitch tos being lax about what is allowed

>>28705336
>>28705432
>>28705455
Exactly, I'd watch it with her but ruthlessly riff on and deconstruct it the entire time.

If frog subathon spams this thread 24/7 I'm going to anti her until she dies

>>28706418
frogfags aren't capable of offering "helpful advice"

>>28706314
Speaking of unoriginal, every time I see the chat someone is posting "why not subgoals for 69, 420, and 609?"

>>28706469
how about spamming the thread with YOUR oshi

>>28706136
n-no
there are so many women in the world
s-surely some of them moan....

>>28706425
Both, saru wants to do them during the stream, except for the asmr one but usually people do a bunch of stuff for after too

>>28706425
Simple ones happen live and the rest is ignored and postponed to never from the experience I have

>>28706418
Same. There were some decent ideas and instead she jumped to sperging on bad ones.
It's not even chat's fault she just sucks at picking.

>>28706469
that's what the temp saruei thread will be for

>retards could be talking about their oshi
>spend their time complaining about others talking about their oshi instead
What the fuck is wrong with you mouthbreathing faggots? Are you inbred? Third-worlders? Please explain.

>>28706500

>>28706469
We can probably make a thread for her during the subathon since it's going to be a constant thing for a couple of days, as long as anties don't get mad about the occasional post about her ITT too

>>28704901
This story explains a lot about why leaflit is the way she is, honestly.

>>28706541
id be down for this

>>28706545
But the frogfags don't let me

Bros I want to cum in Geega's eyepatch.

>>28706541
not interested in "FRENCH GIRL LOVES NIGGER DICK" /pol/ spam tyvm

>>28706605
Whoa whoa whoa that's too much man!

>>28706439
I know! Get back into your passion Saruei! We'd Love to see it, I mean, It's great she knows now that she can do more then being an art-streamer but bringing that back would be a great change of pace. Doing a drawing collab with Juniper would be a riot too don't go the cheap route with gartic phone, do it with a shared view of your tablets.

Audio stream while showering, come on someone suggest it.

Oh, and she's already planning a bathtub stream, nevermind.

>>28706574
honestly speaking I don't expect her subathon to be super eventful 24/7, but for obvious reasons I do think a temporary thread for her subathon would be better. not like posting here would be disallowed but you get the point

>>28706663
spergs usually don't care enough about attacking generals and if they do you have the report function for a reason

I'm down to make a thread for her subathon, but it's probably going to be full of antis and spergs.

>pubg with chat
>chat says no thanks
Top zozzle

>>28706584
Leaflit has other cool stories like spending half a year befriending someone she hated just to scam the fuck out of them. She's a terrifying woman who can give you an shave your beard with an AR at 100 yds.

Such a good friend, finishing your streamer friends' games for them.

>>28706725
I would love her to do a chill art stream + zatsu from time to time, sad she was bullied out of it

>>28706574
Thing is, if we do that, I could see them trying to demand that we keep the thread. It would break lig unity over a couple of spergs who come off as being bent that she's pulling herself out of depression and hate seeing it since they are focused on keeping her down at their level instead of bettering themselves.