/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Ive entered this thread because I actually care about my fellow anons. Leave your house, learn a skill or trade, spend time with your family. Look at yourself in the mirror anon! Are you really happy with yourself right now? Reading this thread? No. You’re at rock bottom. But you can rise up

>>28698053
Ave Maria

Finana anal

Ike love!

Maria

>>28697491
>Nagao admitted that he is not into any otaku shit
>Hoshikawa is a Disneyfag
>Sango is a Sanrio fag
>Kuzuha only plays games and follow Twitch streamers
>Belmond follows mostly Marvel shit
>Maimoto is your resident baseball sports dude and mahjong ojisan
>Gwelu literally has a family
>Hisui is into bikes and Hamtaro

>>28698053
What do you do on dead hours that's not spamming this thread with shitpost?

>>28697842
I guess management is trying to get some niche picks. They saw that Nina and Enna are doing good while trying to get more girls to watch them, so I guess they brought Aia and Scarle with that in mind. We still have Maria tho...

Sonny LOVE!

mommy please punish me, I've been a bad boy
nursing handjob
milkies

>>28698070
I'm a Pissydachi

Maria Love!

I love my daughterwife!

Why is everyone playing stray what's so good about it?

<3
I miss you

Milord love! Numberfag no more, free of the stress and thriving!

Aster Love!

I MISS MYSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Alban love!!

I wonder how much the posting has slowed down in certain other threads, and increased in this one. I wonder if it’s possible to check on 4chins stats. I wonder what conclusions can be drawn from this

I want Vox and Ren to impregnate me and rub my pregnant belly!

>>28697985
I knew it was a kindred this whole time! I love how you write, i was liking that a little too much and was afraid itd go to pregnancy and id end up liking it too much as well... one day ill falter
Fanged boys SEX!

>>28696946
My oshi’s a girl but I could definitely see myself leaving the guys I watch for ren, just due to his design. He seems pretty boring though so I don’t know if I’ll stay

I LOVE POMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>28698167
Only when you wield the hotpockets will you know.

THIS is who will be pimping out your oshis.

I hope Kyo is enjoying his waffle.

>love lazusydia kino
>love enna millie
>hate luxiem
>hate noctyx
>hate iluna

wuca wuca!

This might be the only wave that doesn't have anyone that looks at /here/ since actual normalfags detest this place.

>>28698116
I really don't think Scarle is going to pander solely to women. She's going full /u/baiting and coombaiting on Twitter. The fact that her PL was focused around female oriented media doesn't mean shit - it was simply her niche, not her sole area of interest.

don't let them take you alive

Kyo and Aster sucking your cock while you bully their prostates!

>>28698188
nta but pregnancy is next don't worry

https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0/status/1549821376848187392

>>28697901
You're not poaching Nene unless you're Hololive. It'll be even harder because she is the face of her company and will be getting 3D.

>>28697886
I don't think Mystakes would jumped ship for that dude

>>28698215
What's iluna guilty of that Finana hasn't done?

>>28698168
kindredsis...

Look at it this way doomposter anons, if Aia and Scarle flop then NijiEN won't be hiring Luxiemsisters again anytime soon since it'll prove the sisters won't watch a fellow sister.
So worst case scenario we only get 1-2 waves of shitty girls before they give up. If it goes well though it just means NijiEN actually achieved the NijiJP style of male and female livers co-existing and being able to choose their audience instead of purely pandering to the opposite gender.
Then there's the off chance the girls are actually kinda entertaining and watchable like Enna or Elira or Petra despite being yumes/fujos. I have low hopes for Scarle but Aia could be fun if she's sufficiently unhinged.

Not all hope is lost yet.

>>28698096
Guess it's just rampant pre-debut shitposting
I really hope the new kids are good

>>28698243
UWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I will never respect women.

>>28698258
I was about to say malewife but that looks frozen

I dont know if Maria will be a huge hit honestly, she’s really cute and has the voice so she’ll definitely be popular but she’s not committed to the chuuni bit like Salome. All she has is the design but not the personality, she seems like a cute sweet girl only

> NOOOOO A TWEET ABOUT DIVERSITY AND INCLUSIONNNNNNN!!!! NOW I'M FUCKING MAAAAAAADDD!!! *SNORT* GRRRRRR!!!
> I-I..I'M GONNAAAAAAAAA SEEEEEETHEEEE ON /VT/!!!!!
> THESE HECKIN FUCKING TRANNIES TRANNIES TRANNIES TRANNIES TRANNIEEEEESSS!!!
> HOLOLIVE LOLIS IDOLRINAS GOOD WESTERN CORPOS BAAAAADDDD CHUD!!!
> THESE FUCKING ANNOYING TRANS PEOPLE, HOW DARE THEY WANT A SAFE SPACE... FUCK NOW I NEED TO OPEN MY LOLI FOLDER AND FAP TO GURA PORN TO RELAX!!!

>>28698313
Based Emma

>>28698246
Will it involve an egg kink... thats usually how it goes for aliens right

>>28698290
They aren't self-educated

sex with mysta

I am not replying to that terrible attempt at bait.

>>28698000
I think it's both the disconnect to the culture, I mean look at Pomu who cried because she wanted to join and help Nijisanji grow knowing she was taking a risk with her finances, compared to someone who in their graduation said, "Well if this blows up in my face i'll be back with no issues XD"
It's fucking night and day, and compare that with Japanese work culture too, which thrives on entertainment more than we do, you work 12 hour shifts and spend 4 hours relaxing before bed, almost everyone in the Tokyo area has a decent job to give money to chuubas and of course, anime girls playing vidya and talking help with that.
Compared to america where 95% of this population still thinks watching cartoons is for children under 13, and the cultures are stark in their differences.

>>28698329
You forgot your wojaks

>Cross-thread
>Cross-thread
>Cross-thread

One thing anon keeps forgetting is that this is an opportunity for all of them to discard all the baggage of their old content and do exactly what they want. None of the branch members do the exact same shit they used to. It's a streamers wet dream to be able to start over and do exactly what you want to a similar sized audience instead of the one you're stuck with.

>>28698329
you ok dragoon?

Maybe Alban can have another jp study buddy...
https://twitter.com/alban_knox/status/1549819533220671488

>>28698233
I hope you're right, but my hype for her already died out. Guess I'll wait and see how things go

>>28698329
The fact that she put neither is fucking hilarious. Based, no one deserves respect.

I love shitposts

>>28698326
>cute sweet girl only
that's all you need. plus she's used to playing games so that's another factor, next thing we need is to pray to the algorithm god and hope it's fetch well

>>28698404
You forgot this is /vt/

>>28698188
Thank you! I’m glad that you like my writing! Now imagine him holding you down firmly and pumping load after load into you, breeding you very well and a few months later your belly becomes nice and round with his spawn

sex with mysta in his mona outfit

My spicy latina wife Scarle is cute and sweaty, I bet her small toes smell really nasty. Scarle RABU

>>28698146
cat

>>28698404
Yeah be like Gura.

>>28698329
Kek

Anon, take a long look at yourself.
Do you really wanna be here?

>>28698326
She has a bit of gremlin in her.

Aster Love!

>>28698404
/vt/ being wrong about things is a law of the universe.

>>28698167
Catalogfags and /#/fags noticed this aswell, they have a screenshot that they used to "own" us since it says how /NijiEN/ conveniently slows and shitposting goes away whenever another thread gets shitposted. They can't seem to piece together that its not us but just a roving group of shitposter and dramafags that hate everything

Just finished my archive reps. Kyo...I can save you

>>28698434
I just hope she not going to spam Apex Valo, god please no, it would be such a waste

>>28698461
alban! you meant Petra how dare you

>>28698475
Yes.

>>28698422
Kek I thought I was going schizo and the only one noticing that.

>>28698475
>Do you really wanna be here?
Not after Wave 6 lmao, this was the push I needed to leave or at least go watch indies

>>28698335
No it usually goes like this
>you suck his dick
>the alien cum you swallow has eggs that will hatch in your body until it gets ready to burst out of your chest
>the mini alien eventually grows into another Ren Zotto
then the cycle repeats

>>28698404
no one use their brain here, anon

>>28698282
The only similarity they have is their voice, mysta is a self deprecating degenerate who can be serious at times and is honestly funny now that he dropped the whole bottom and fuck me Vox shtick, kyo is basically a tiktok zoomer who says stuff like girl or slay

>>28698446 (me)
Or maybe instead pumping your womb full of eggs, filling you to the brim

>>28698407
every wave has at least one person who can speak japanese, but what about this wave?

This doomposting is really retarded. I should hope you'll all at least watch the debuts before passing judgement. Remember that even Pomu got anti'd pre-debut for her cringey tweets, and I shouldn't need to tell you about her PL since you're all so fucking intent on judging them.

>>28698407
but he already have sonny helping him off stream...

>>28698528
Nah, I saw it and laughed my ass off.

>>28698447
I want to grab his fat ass

>>28698533

>>28698475
not my call

>>28698516
>petra
Who

If Scarle and Aia go full /u/ turbobaiting I'm not watching them. Just keep them away from the other girls and we'll be good.

>>28698551
maria speaks the nihongo

>>28698422
>>28698528
That means nonbinary you out of touch chuds

>>28698543 (me)
God this got me hot and bothered now, i'm gonna go finger myself while thinking about this.

>>28698404
>None of the branch members do the exact same shit they used to
Are you a Luxiemsister? Because Lazulight, Obsydia, and most of Ethyria were pretty much the same in the past as they are now.

>>28698404
That's what I'm hoping for! But I'm pessimistic so... yeah

>>28698551
They have Maria

>>28698303
>actually kinda entertaining and watchable
>petra

>>28698404
>Do exactly what they want
>In a corpo which is beyond anal about permissions.
This would make more sense if they were going indie or something.

>>28698579
My guys are stretched thin as is, Gus I don't think we can hardly any more accelerat-

ren love! i want this older mature oniisan alien prince to scold me for staying up past my bedtime, telling me to sleep so i can grow tall like him

>>28698329
i think what most people are annoyed by is not that she’s trying to be inclusive but that she’s obviously doing it to pander to the lgbt community

>>28697487
One of Aster's competitors sabotaged his business, infecting most of his escorts with STDs, forcing Aster to retire the infected girls. This caused rumors to spread around among the customers, making the business slow down and eventually in the red. To top it off, they are unable to hire more women because of the nasty rumors.
This is not good because he needs to pay the protection money to the Yakuza who are letting him run the business in their territory, outside of the law enforcement's eyes. With no other choice left, he had to request a personal 1-on-1 meeting with one of the Yakuza leaders for a "special sponsorship".

>>28698275
Sure Nene is out due to boys (and Kawaii girls in general besides Isla) and Amiya is out due to perms (though if management was doing their job, it really shouldn't be an issue, Ngo survives just fine). That's still a huge amount of potential candidates that look better than the current wave.
There's this 2view girl who did a cover of one of Uki's songs, and she's a better singer and more personable than the girls they chose besides Maria.
https://www.twitch.tv/adasings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Rv4yRqPEbY
It's really not hard to find talented, interesting indies who are actually passionate about their hobbies and not just trend chasing. You just have to look beyond numbers, to actually find them.

>>28698311
All one has to do is look at the IPcount from last thread and it becomes clear that a large number of posters are tourists / holoshitposters

I really hope everything works out for the new boys and girls

https://youtu.be/mdkHBB-urbE
30MIN TILL EWIWA!

>>28698404
I wish Kyo could discard his dumb headache-inducing brain.

>>28698329
was Nina so obnoxious and preachy? She kinda grew on me lately i can't remember her pre-debut

>>28698594
>>28698628
best girl keeps getting better

Asian bros tell me, do chinese feet or viet feet taste better? Who has the smallest feet? dated a viet girl once, she had no breast completely flat, beautiful long black hair and extremely long nails

>>28698665
Please dont devolve into incest?

ASTER IS AWAKE!

>>28698674
Be the change you want anons, get hired by niji management.

>>28698674
Did they apply? That's the question anon.

I'm still gonna watch and support and love my oshi.
but this is the first wave im not excited for at all and probably will skip debuts

>>28698738
The pimp has arisen

this new niji's pretty sex
you bros eatin good rn

Why contain the doomposting?

>>28698610
Not really. Pomu used a different inflection in her voice, birdwatching streams, and was a bit different in how she portrayed herself as Mint. Elira was prone to dramafaggotry. Finana would do almost nothing but play Eks Eye Vee and flirt with the guys she played with on stream. Rosemi's whole shtick was different. Reimu... is a cautionary tale. Their content is different now, for better or worse.

>>28698557
Alban is senpai now so he'll be the one helping Ren.

>>28698302
ren is just a fling, milord has our hearts and body

>>28698802
Booba

Kyo is the least popular among iluna...he's dying... must we save him anons?

Raping Aster's bussy while he sleeps!

>>28698758
Ninaninin applied for sure, and got rejected, so that's who I'm treating as the benchmark for talent. These girls seem to be worse than her though going by their PL and twitter activity.

>>28698733
we arent even related silly he's just some wise dorky yet mature alien guy

>>28698738
Time for the pimp to do his job

>>28698844
You don't know if she is in Wave 7 or not anon.

>>28698674
>>28698758
Even if they applied, Nijisanji auditions are literally a fucking checkbox and THEN they check your video.
Don't have a certain amount of subs/followers on whatever social media platform they want? Your not even gonna get 1 fucking view. on your audition, even if your the best most creative person.

It's how Yugo got in lmao, he had a big tiktok account and they just looked at that and said, "Yeah, alright"

>Pomudachis crying that no one is as weeb as their dumb fairy, doomposting despite not even intending to check out any new livers

>>28698674
>posts a mumbling boring person
Jesus anon, get your tastes checked.

>>28698670
FUCKING PIMP

>>28698422
I didn't notice lol, this is
>gotta appeal to those alphabet people or wathever
level of cynicism

>>28698302
I’m horny for both, I’ll probably go back to just Vox when my hornyness dies down

>>28698836
He's Iluna's nene.

>>28698053
The Wave 6 normalfags probably bullied your Lazusydia oshi in school
I have no idea how we went from hardcore otaku 'literally me' Chubas like Pomu to these fleshtubers who probably think FMA is too weeby
Sorry if I'm time looping I JWU and wanted to vent my anger at Noor

They're definitely saving the best for later bros... it's like noctyx they'll definitely have a genuinely good hire like fulgur right?

>>28698828
Reimu streamed? I thought she was just an utaite, which explains why she's got the lowest numbers since she's not entertaining as a streamer.

>>28698486
when will my prince wake up?

>>28698884
Yeah yugo was a clear indication of the direction where EN was heading to

>>28698844
Maria is better. give me a break you dumbass doomer

>>28698884
That's what I'm saying though, look beyond the numbers to find the actual talents. What's the point of having auditions otherwise if you need 100k subs just to get in?

https://twitter.com/MillieParfait/status/1549817552238526464
Reminder that Reimu is Petra best friend

Built for rape correction

>>28698922
based, good god ren is sex on legs

I'm gonna do my streaming and youtube reps to get into nijisanji.

>>28698932
Niji is aiming for a slot in BBC and David Letterman Show like Vshojo.

post some fucking boobs holy shit

>>28698590
Aia will become fem Uki

Mysta love! I miss him... I'm glad it looks like he's having fun on Twitter with his new kouhais

>>28698557
oh to be in those discord calls...

>>28698932
You niggers were calling Elira a "normie dragon" from day one. This isn't a problem exacerbated by the new waves, you've always been elitist faggots.

Aster's galactic pimping empire!
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia/status/1549823958282813441?s=20&t=rNnvLkl_1RNFQKvn73bYwg

I hope all Maria doomposters will die a gruesome death

>>28698975
If he has a prehensile dick I need it inside of me this instant

>>28698928
who is Iluna's aloe

>>28698833
booba

>>28698723
i don't think so. She was only hated after the honey spam on debut.

>>28698932
Maria is right there. It will be okay.

>>28698955
If you haven't been reading the thread, I specifically gave an exception for Maria before. She seems great even if her singing style is not totally my thing, at least she's authentic and passionate about her interests, that's the most important thing for a vtuber imo.

>>28698958
>What's the point of having auditions otherwise if you need 100k subs just to get in?
I dunno, ask Vshojo how their EN auditions are going cause its been a year and we still have no news.

But in reality? It's too much work for the Nijisanji employees to vet every channel and audition tape, so they have a couple checkboxes, if they check like 3/5 they get interviewed.

>>28698893
those are shitposters pomudachis(me) know no one will out weeb pomu the japanese princess of the USA

>>28699025
No i didn't. Also
>we

>>28699028
Manspreading already

>>28698828
Replace ff14 with Valorant or gacha and Finana still does the same thing

>>28699028
>SPREAD DISEASE
FREE AIDS FOR EVERYONE PIMPSTERS

>>28699025
I disregard any opinions with a Pomu image attached, they're usually the lowest quality and least informed.

>>28698738
I kissed him awake like the princess he is

https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0/status/1549825838262231040
his mom made extra you guys

>>28699050
Nobody is doomposting Maria though

>>28699086
the only inconsistent one is Kyo, and he's the youngest so i'll give him the benefit of doubt. The rest has their own niche in their PL im sure they'll be fine and can grab their own audiences

>>28699148
>still lives with his mom
Cute

>>28699148
Cute... he's already legally an adult but his mommy still makes pancakes for him... I want to be his mom's child too...

>>28699050
Maria seems to be the only one that people /here/ have high hopes for

>>28698893
just don't try to reason out, these niggas are just different in the head, they will die if they don't tell you they're not interested on the new hires for the 6 millionth time

>>28698831
i have two hands, one for EU hours and one for NA hours

>>28698932
Noor saw our shitposting about Chuuni-kun and Todd, and hired a normie brotuber and made a chuuni doll.

Except she doesnt understand that we liked Toddposting because it wasnt real and even if it was, he wouldnt be a fucking twink and would be actually entertaining

Whoever wished on the monkeypaw, fuck you.

Has anything fun happened today??

>>28699025
Yes.
And Noor has moved the normalfag Overton window from 'lovable tik tok zoomer who is actually a filthy shota loving fujo' to 'annoying attentionwhore who hasn't even heard of anime'

daily reminder that i miss my wife mysta

I love my dark haired fanged prince and his alien cock, goodnight

If any of them have stuff like
>Star wars
or
>Capeshit
listed as their interest then they're lost causes and are dead to me

>>28699241
Kyo has actual brain damage.

>AAA POMUDACHI TH9I POMUDACHI THAT
stfu

I can't stop cumming to Kyo where are the lewds of his bussy getting ravaged!?

>>28699241
Faggoon got baited again today

>>28699149
they're saying she's a normalfag...and worse of all Petra-tier

>>28699241
Nothing fun happens, only pain.

>>28699258
Good night briskadet

>>28699028
kek i can feel the salt through this tweet
she knows her days are numbered

>>28699258
Goodnight! Maybe you will dream about it?

>>28699205
He needs someone to live with just in case he has a brain aneurysm...

>>28699234
I would actually like Kyo if he did all the meme things people said Todd would do, just go all in on the FIFA, NBA, and WWE streams

We’ve had these fuckers for a day and y’all are already doomposting

>>28699293
she is the less offender out of the other 6

>>28699269
I wouldn’t mind a vtuber into Star Wars. The spider girl from Tsunderia comes to mind.

Well, enough of this shit
I'll edit some Pomu clips

>>28698233
Why are you complaining, men like yuri and coombait right? Just like all women like fujo pandering right? Right??

>>28699217
>>28699205
The kid is 19 with medical conditions
Why would he fucking leave his parents?
That's like asking for him to just die in the night

>>28699293
>Petra-tier
that's going a bit too far even for shitposters

>>28699258
sonny forgotten

https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0/status/1549825838262231040
HES A MOMMA'S BOY

>>28699241
No, this is why I hate new waves, because the thread will become unusable for a month straight, and by the time its actually fun again theres YET ANOTHER WAVE

>1 member of wave 6's entire PL is nothing but anime cosplay and covers
>1 member of wave 6 ran an entire channel dedicated to fujo and yumejo media
>1 member of wave 6 was a fucking babiniku who ran a VRchat strip joint
Why do Pissydachi think these are all normalfags, again?

>>28698828
>Pomu used a different inflection in her voice
Mostly due to the mic, when she uses VR she sounds much closer to Mint
>birdwatching streams
Doesn't have permissions to do them as Pomu, so she has to make to with regular zatsudans.
>and was a bit different in how she portrayed herself as Mint
She's just more comfortable now as a streamer than she was in the past.
None of these are "dumping old baggage to change themselves" level.

>>28698475
It's been fun the past few days
Except Monday kek

rosemi is so cool they went ahead and made a rosemi 2 that can close her mouth

>>28699241
Holobronies went in overdrive with the falseflagging and coping. They're like the /loe/schizo but instead of shilling his thread, they'd shill the holo boys instead.

>>28699365
This thread wasn't fun for a long time.

>>28699241
I baited a dragoon a few threads ago and it made my day. You guys are alright.

>>28698000
NijiJP had the exact same problem, but back in 2019.
There's even a famous rant by a former nijifan turned anti about the exact places that he thought they were fucking up, with half of them being very accurate but the other half being schizoposting (and so ending up with no one taking the parts that he got right seriously).

Something he got right at the time, was that the "Nijisanji" brand during 2018 was a "seal of approval", akin to early Nintendo (and for the most part, current day Hololive) of quality assurance.
Someone in Nijisanji was considered to have "made it" in the industry, and that was the end goal of every single Indie at the time.
But after the SEEDs + Gamers merge (along with even more debuts in 2019) their roster just got waaay too bloated, and after a while just being in Nijisanji could no longer be considered "special" since literally every single known VTuber, big name or otherwise, was in Nijisanji.

You're seeing the "schism" happen only now in the EN branch because it's the same cycle that happened to JP back in 2019.
And that saga ended with NijiJP's audience being taken over by JP normalfags, who consist of the majority of their fandom now.
In a year or two, the same will happen to the EN audience as more and more of the original fans come to the realization that they are no longer the target audience.

My interest in Aia has been dropping significantly (which sucks because I’m a glasses fag) but I have hope that the collab partner king Fulgur will be able to make her tolerable at least.

>people saying only Maria is good
what's wrong with my nigga Aster?

>pomu image
Didn't read lol.

>>28699443
boring

>obnoxious numberfag clipbaiter
>also exactly want my dick wants
why is Nina so fucking hot FUCK i hate her

>>28699227
>NA
I thought he was aussie?

>>28699365
ACCELERATE

>>28699269
>capeshit
I liked the Spawn movie... and the og Star Wars was amazing.

>>28699296
could be a kindred too

>>28699443
He isn't chimon

>>28699443
I personally love the pimp.

>>28699351
vox is right there anon

>>28699429
This is the future Tazumi will take us.

>>28699358
He can move in with me.

>>28699443
Fujo baiting already, gonna HOPCON

My brain filters out any post with a pomu picture attached because it's either gonna be some dumb shit or something about cocks

>>28699370
>3 out of 6
>VRchat strip joint
this sounds awful

>>28699402
what are you talking about? That's Rosemi's 2nd outfit. She's the first from Obysidia to get new outfit

>>28699148
>mama's boy
I literally can't hate him

>>28699381
I could make a solid case for Pomu dumping her old baggage if that's what you're hung up on but that would require going so deep into her PL that the jannies would fuck my ass so hard their cocks would come out of my mouth. I hope you can understand the implication here.

>>28699443
Nothing. I'm pimping him out right now. He's very popular with ojisans.

>>28699370
>actually good selenpost
Am I having a stroke?

You people know we can groom them when they debut, right? They are going to have a completely new audience than their PLs.

>>28699443
>Male
Who cares?

>>28699301
Trap lovers thriving
Finana in shambles
Thank you Aster

>>28699269
Kyo is guaranteed to be a marvelfag

>>28699443
Him, Maria and Ren seem alright

>>28699429
Nijisanjification... at last...

>>28698828
>Elira was prone to dramafaggotry.
wut?

>>28699541
I don’t filter it out hoping it’s something about cocks, and too often I am disappointed

>>28699543
I forgot about Rex, who's entire PL was anime covers. So that's 4 out of 6 with clear interests in niche geek hobbies. Judging an entire wave based on 2 (two) members is just retarded.

>>28699341
>if he did all the meme things people said Todd would do, just go all in on the FIFA, NBA, and WWE streams

that all depends for me honestly. The way I see Todd is an old school 28 year old who went nowhere. He doesnt know what Tiktok is but is pretty passionate about normie shit like Sports or Cars despite being a daddy's boy who works at Kohls, and despite his demeanor towards Nijisanji and not understanding it, he still appreciates it and the chance he's been given and wants to learn as he goes along

I would genuinely watch a "FIXING MY SUBAUR WRX" stream or listen to someone rage about who got picked as a QB in Madden, as long as their passionate about things, autism can be cute in many forms.

>>28699269
Belmond...

>>28699433
Based, Aia is now /ourgal/

>>28699504
>Male
Miss me with that shit

>>28699443
Nothing. He's one of the good ones.

>>28699443
I might forget about that guy if you don't post about him /here/

>>28699443
im still confused if he has a pussy underneath that model

Nina is listenable

>>28699443
Aster pimp posting is hilarious.

>>28699301
Imagine being one of the early girls right now
>be a complete loser weeb with no hope in life
>suddenly get an opprtununity to do something productive with something your passionate about
>grow the NijiEN branch from the ground up
>life is better than it's ever been
and then one day...
>Noor gives you a call
Wave 6 is here
>it's full of the people who used to shit on you and call you a loser
>now that you've done all the hard work they're here to reap the rewards
>completely mog you in every conceivable way
NijiEN is now for Stacies and Chads only
Holocel panderers aren't welcome

>>28699429
that actually sounds pretty accurate to whats happening and how I currently feel about where EN is going. as a fan since SEEDs debut

>>28699663
someone Photoshop him into this

>>28698329
The best type of pandering goes unspoken

wtf i knew Maria already. she is fucking great.

All the tsundere anons will show up during the debut because no one else will be streaming

You are all so depressing with all these doompostings. Take your meds.

>>28699429
Pomie we stopped being the target audience the day Ethyria and then Luxiem debuted
Reimu and Millie had like 200k subs each for instance and no girl in that wave followed in the steps of their senpais

This is fucking hilarious. >>28694910

>>28699474
Is chimon really in stars? How the fuck did that happen? Did Elira's influence wane after Luxiem?

>>28699402
Rosemi is cute
Maria is cute
World is good

>>28699762
That is some cope.

>>28699630
becasue anime covers arent that uncommon. it isnt so much that they dont know anime but they dont know anything that isnt the most common shit. As such it turns people off here.

>>28699738
I mean, yeah, I'll give them a chance, but my expectations are below the ground

>>28699718
>Selen worrying about her numbers
>Now she has to compete EVEN HARDER
>Has to spend more sleepless nights on projects for clout
>has to add EVEN MORE rooms to Nijisanji Express and more chibi models

Dragoon... we... we lost....

no
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia/status/1549662220014927872
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia/status/1549589185874382848
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia/status/1549577355227648000
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia/status/1549560207570653184
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia/status/1549552116376563712
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia/status/1549549850227707907
no

>>28699705
always was.

>>28699762
I actually kind of like the Mag boi. Kind of endearing and I'll watch his debut. I also love the memes

forgive me for the low effort

>>28699762
yeah magposting is pretty damn funny, kind of wish this wave had just one member that looked like total shit

>>28698942
yeah but all her stuff is deleted. i was wondering what she was like before nijien

>>28699766
No but Elira's influence is growing in other company, don't ask how.

>>28698556
I agree with you

>>28699762
This is fucking hilarious. >>28694910

byeee rosemi, byeeeeeeeee

>>28699705
Is she doxxing the Iluna's yet.

>>28699834
why dont we get that kind of OC even with a full new gen

Imagine coming home after a long day of waging to Aster and Kyo making dinner in naked aprons. Their cute little erect clocks slightly lifting their aprons, expressing their desire to have their bussies ravaged all night long.

>>28699758
Enna only had 10k subs, and Millie only got to 100k after announcing her graduation.
>>28699766
Chimon is awol, he's not in tempus or iluna

>>28699852
Same person, I liked her then and I do now.

>>28699820
Chop chop Selen. More rooms for the males please.

>>28699884
Remember what board you're on.

>>28699718
Is waxing poetic about le otaku Lazusydia members the new meta now? In that case I challenge you to explain why you believe Elira, Finana, and Petra were "complete loser weebs".

>>28699823
He's cute I will now watch him

>doompost doompost nostalgiafagging over shit that happened a year ago doompost
Why does it feel like Pomudachi posts are all following a script? Is this an orchestrated effort for every new debut week?

every single wave shitposts hard on twitter before debut, why are people still pretending this is how they are actually going to be?

>>28699762
Magnis is a fun guy.
I don't watch any nijiEN guys but I'll give holodudes a chance.

>>28699938
Check the time, its those hours.

>>28699938
These aren't Pomudachi, Rosefrend.

>>28699938
shut your fucking mouth gender reassignment clinic reject

So we got a whole wave of Nina's?

>>28699944
We holos interns need to contain the hype here we get paid to do so.

Ya know I said last thread that JS reminded me of Jimmy Eat World but I take that back
He reminds me of the All American Rejects
https://youtu.be/gPDcwjJ8pLg
And maybe the Plain White Ts to a lesser extent
https://youtu.be/m6pW_q1PvH0

>>28699938
I'm gonna watch Rosemi, fuck that shitty ripoff discount whore who is just Pomu's hire to keep her at bay from fucking Elira and Finana and having her own harem.

Fuck Noor
and Fuck wave 6

Fuck this I'm going cloth shopping, this shit is insufferable

>>28699984
People took Kyo and the glasses girl and are now pretending that extends to all six members for some reason. So no.

>>28699884
Because everyone besides Maria is being... LE GAY XD instead of entertaining

>>28699928
Finana used to wear a "HENTAI 69" shirt to school

STOP TALKING ABOUT HOLO RETARDS THIS IS NIJIEN

Nice, now they are shilling in our thread.

>>28700015
>Fuck wave 6
well, if you insist

shitposting in /nijien/ isn't going to make holostars en go away guys

>>28700038
Hololive board we're just renting here.

>>28699987
All American Rejects were based though lmao
JS just makes ungodly shitty songs that sound terrible.
It's obvious he once had passion for his singing/songwriting but his recent shit is just... terrible.

>>28699984
We got a whole wave of Ninas except they're also hornyposting zoomers
Besides my oshi Maria she is perfect and I love her

>>28700030
That fag always come here and doomposts with that Mito picture. Don't bite.

>>28699762
Honestly I feel the same, im going to watch his debut. He seems more enjoyable compared to what we have right now, I probably won’t stay but he seems nice

>>28700043
This always happen with shills, they first shit up the thread and then proceed to say "come home"

>>28699820
I hope they get behind of Noctix in terms of CCV

>>28700027
Im going to take a 2nd shower today, shits relaxing

>>28700015
>rosecucks calling other chubas whores
oh the fucking irony, make sure to pay for her abortion when she comes back from her break, she already has like 5 dudes lined up

>>28699884
>sex joke
>top or botton
>hot cakes
not a lot to work with

>Doomposting
>Suddenly shifts into shilling

>>28700114
why not a bath

>>28699986
How do I get hired? Niji doesn't seem to hire interns to shill on 4chan (I asked). The same case for Phase, I also asked.
Are you getting paid in actual cash or free memberships?

>>28700080
Holochads fucking won desu
They got a bunch of chill brotubers and we got...not that...
>inb4 model cope

>>28699928
Elira is a loser that stopped being a stacy after a bad relationship and is moping and coping with her fujo interest
Finana is a retarded womanchild that grew up with MMO discord trannies and has no social skills
Petra is the least popular person in her friend group and constantly gets shit on and is there just to make her friends feel better about themselves

>>28699884
The only thing we got is Aster pimp posting

fuck rosemi for taking a break during new wave release
unmembered, maria is better anyways

>>28700043
Not just that, they are shilling a guy, something they have hated for years.

>>28699762
I got sold on this guy, his Tweets and the fucking meme thread are hilarious

>>28700140
Stream all of Mori's songs to get to the next step for the interview.

>>28700153
>Holochads fucking won desu
actually the first time I feel that way. If they're better than Luxiem im gonna eat a bullet

I feel bad for whoever is going to be part of the new fanbases since it seems resentment towards them is already being made

>>28700153
nobody has even fucking debuted yet

>>28699987
Stop posting these my broody emo days are coming back to me

I don't know, an Aussie Loli that can play it naturally and is really good at singing? How can we compete with that? Phase shills are right...

>>28700155
I wish I had a Petra friend to kick around
she's very fun to bully

>>28700126
who could possibly be responsible????????

I'm watching both corpos debuts
Dunno why you WOMEN pretend you can only do either one specially since they're not overlapping.

>>28700192
When most of the new fanbases are going to be made up of old members of currently awful fanbases, it's to be expected that they'll be hated as well

>>28700224
>>28700214
now kiss

>>28700155
Finana went to raves and bragged about boys finding her attractive so having social skills or not doesn't matter.

>>28700224
That is fine just don't post it here.

Come back soon, I want to hear all about what you were doing while on break.

>>28700190
I’ll cry, not only will they win over us but good models fucking wasted

>>28700188
Fuck I don't wanna listen to that garbage, but anything for that job I guess.

>>28700214
>>28700224

>>28700193
Yes I'm sure Aia is actually a /here/ trump voter who hates trannies and will play nothing but Paradox genocide simulators

>>28700126
wish these holofuckers would get out already

ngl Marie looks interesting and i am considering a switch if Rosemi keeps fucking up.

Even PCshills are less than obvious than this kek,

>>28700258
I will watch Magnis and Alucard's debuts same with Aster and Maria

>>28700153
I don't want a chill bro tuber. I want a sperg that yells and banters with chat or someone that plays 3rd~6th gen games. Anything else is an auto filter.

>>28700277
Unironically would be fucking hilarious if she was half of that. Enna would probably enjoy genocide simulators.

>>28700277
i mean, pippa does it

>>28700260
I love you schizo quilldren, missing ike in the middle of all this shitposting... never change

>>28700277
Is the only alternative to her being the worst thing ever her being a /pol/ack to you?

I'm going to watch my weight and so should you anon

>>28700306
>Enna would probably enjoy genocide simulators
She did it in spore.

>>28700289
Good, whores like you don't deserve to ever be happy

>>28700291
They need to work extra hard considering how shit Stars EN’s models are

>>28699234
Imagine a watch along of Gurren Lagann with Todd. Imagine a nonstop marathon of all the devil may cry's because Todd's just that into the crazyness of it. Imagine watching a bro who's only really played fifa and madden actually improve at playing games in real time when people shit talk his gaming skills.

>>28699234
Noor didn't even hire the anons who voiced them

>>28700277
>Yes I'm sure Aia is actually a /here/ trump voter who hates trannies and will play nothing but Paradox genocide simulators

But Nina already exists

>>28699987
He reminds me more of Metro Station.
https://youtu.be/_wjFahULCK8

I LOVE my cute pingu wife Petra!

>>28700343
what do you mean, i will be happy watching marie
aloucreep thinking everyone's miserable like their oshi kek

>>28699234
Todd.....
Not like this.....

>>28700277
>vietnam
In your dreams.

>>28700140
dm loserbait on twitter

Who in this wave will have Pomu reference in their lore video?
inb4:
>Rosemi
>Millie
>Sonny

>>28700153
I wish you guys would just watch Hololive if you love Hololive so much.

>>28700363
tiktok pingushart, Maria is going to mog your wife

>>28700356
Reimu "Equal rights for Equal Work" and Finana "Social Darwinism"

>>28700260
A few more days... I am still not sure if I will survive that long

>>28700256
Finana is a lying bitch and just wants to make herself look good

>same images
>same vocab
>same typing style

>>28700387
Oh then she should be a full on tankie like Luna Oi

>>28700395
sonny had a pomu reference?

>>28700395
Maria, Pomu is probably geeking out over her and followed her in PL too.

>>28700354
>Noor didn't even hire the anons who voiced them
that's my fault honestly, I 100% should have auditioned as Todd.
I'll do that next time.

oh my, would you look at the time!

goodnight anons it was fun shitposting with you

>>28700387
1st gen vietnamese americans literally love trump

Have you done your rep today yet /nijien/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utxsftWwLhg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hho4jtvwP5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFzujolpZ8c

>>28700153
Yes it's orge only sadsss no happi

>>28700453
during the part about virtual crime

>>28700453
Yeah at the very beginning of his lore video

>>28700085
Creative burnout probably. Most bands don't make music constantly like he has. All American rejects broke up in 2012 and then came back and haven't released an album since. They now almost exclusively tour performing the same stuff they wrote nearly two decades ago.

What could have been anons

Will they be added to koushien rosters at the last moment like Obsydia?

>>28700395
Kyo, he already has.

>>28700395
Mysta...

>>28700320
I keep re-listening to his voice tweet with besties, re-reading their tweets and smiling, it's so cute... And Millie's drawing makes me so happy. I love them. I want to hear about all of this in his exited, rambly voice.

>>28700471
thanks, i forgot to listen to petra cover

>>28700469
Your filename concerns me but goodnight!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxtGwAtBSjQ

Been listening to Uki's song and crying, not knowing how good we had it...

I'm glad she's done with everything and got some rest now. I'm proud of her.