/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>28587891
No not perfect. She does not have a stamen and pistil like all dyrads do.

As expected of the most well-rounded streamer in EN...

I... MISS...

If only she doesnt score on her own team

>>28587891
She's been steadily climbing up my list. Just being realistic I don't think I could ever drop Gura at this point. She's jerked me around so much that, short of a catastrophe, she's got me forever. Fauna is right there though.

Fauna is so unfair, how am I supposed to like any girl in the world when I know someone like Fauna exists and no one is as perfect as her? Fuck you, Fauna.

>>28588409
Edited, fake and never happened.

>>28587891
She is perfect, yes.

>>28587891
She's a bitch and I cancelled my membership after that watching her horrible behavior.

>>28587891
Unfortunately she has a boyfriend.

>>28589899
Yeah. Ame sucks

>>28587891
yea she is perfect for my dick

>>28589915
It's actually amazing how retards like you don't seem to understand that it doesn't matter. "Fauna" doesn't have one. She never mentions one, she never acts like she does, and you fags can't even post recent images of her talking about it even on her roommate because she's kept it hidden. She's full on selling the experience, even if unintentionally, and that's pretty much all that matters. It's literally on the same level of them not talking about politics; completely out of sight out of mind.

>>28589915
Obviously she dumped him to chase loli pussy.

>>28587891
Best girl EN.

>>28587891
Actually she was very rude and mean to my oshi during the minecraft stream

>>28588371
I LOVE YOU SAPLING AND YOUR OSHI IS REALLY CUTE JUST LIKE YOU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>28589131
>perfect
>vegan
>rancid farts

>>28590763
I wouldn't have it any other way

>>28590763
She really is perfect.

>>28590763
SNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIFFFFFFFFF AHHHHHS

>>28590763
So she will be always in shape and with nice smell included? DAYUMM

>>28590763
You act like those are bad things.

>>28590763

>>28587891
Correction, she was perfect before she started following the EN homostars on Twitter.

>>28587891
after todays stream i hate saplings.

>>28591093
Why?

>>28590450
Still carried her tho

Fauna love

>>28591190
there isnt a single comment on the ender dragon stream that doesn't talk about 'poor fauna' for her teammates not listening to her and how she had to "hard carry". She can't have fun kicking her team out of the house and burying herself without spergs blowing everything out of proportion.

It's a shame because she's my oshi, I can't wait for her to make the next Ina/Ame statement to these delusional retards

>>28591891
Why the fuck are you assuming it's saplings? Even fucking Bae apologized, jokingly or not.

>>28592022
Yeah I think bae stayed behind in hopes that Fauna would follow so they can all be together

>>28587891
Last good EN streamer.

>>28592414
IRyS

>>28591093
>>28591891
>>28592238
lmao well you're gonna love this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q2tbJw-gwQ

>>28591891
>poor fauna
Even the girls themselves (like Bae, who apologized on twitter) understand Fauna had it kinda rough.

>hard carried
But like, she did. Not that it matters, it's a videogame after all, but factually she did.

>>28592660
It is apparently offensive to point out she provided everything but food and armor (which she had if they needed it as well). These people are honestly a joke.

>>28587891
>is cute
they're all cute, not a unique feature
>streams
they all stream, not a unique feature
>carries your oshi in Minecraft
Minecraft is for children and I do not watch it

>>28592833
Who is your oshi?

>>28592833
>they all stream
Not really

>Wake up
>Realize I'm still not married to Fauna
Why live

why is she so goddamn lazy

>>28593036
Are those numbers?

>>28593036
>Lazy
>She's in the middle compared to everyone else
>She's been streaming this past week despite being sick
?

>>28593296
>in the middle compared to everyone else
lol no, she's in the middle compared to the other lazy as fuck hololive vtubers. But that's not saying much.

>>28592660
>>28592720
>every sapling needs to write to fauna telling her that they sympathise with how hard she works and how naughty her teammates are when it really is just a fucking video game

like I said, waiting for when she has to formally address everyone to not spread shit about how "upset" she is from council. Ironic how you fags call her mommy but don't treat her like a fucking adult.

>>28587891
Why isn't she popular?

>>28593389
You are literally getting mad at banter you fucking autist.

>>28593389
Did people not understand it was a bit?

>>28593389
Christ...

>>28592833
>they all stream
She streams *more*

>>28593389
Anon, no one is saying the rest of EN need to be canceled because they were incompetent last night.

It's more so we're recognizing how much effort Fauna put in to make things work.

>>28593036
What are you a fucking cop for youtube? The fuck do you care how many hours someone puts in to their job?

>>28593553
What is she doing all day anyway? Not streaming. She barely does 10 hours a week

>>28593603
Unlike the nijis who have to in order to stay relevant, she doesn't need to, and her fans don't care as long as she shows up daily. She doesn't have to stream 80 million hours to placate them.

>>28593679
I don't know why you'd be a fan of such a lazy person I like hardworking people. She's boring too

>>28593754
Ogey.

>>28593754
Some people aren't bootlickers

>>28593754
I have a job and honestly spending 10+ hours a week watching a streamer is already a lot. Different strokes for different folks.

>>28593871
cope to justify a lazy person

>>28590499
thanks crusty squirrel

>>28593754
Even if I knew japanese I wouldn't watch someone like Koyori or Watame who streams like if their lifes depend of it. I have a job and also other hobbies to attend like playing vidya or card games with my friends too. Knowing that my favorite streams when I'm not watching it would only make me stressed in the wrong way.

Besides, missing Fauna is fun too.

>>28594164
cope and justifying. The truth is she's a mediocre streamer who barely puts effort.

>>28594308
Seethe you african american

>>28587891
No, she has a boyfriend. Next

>>28594458
brutal

>>28593036
Why are second gen so much lazier, that's the question

>>28594035
>>28594308
>WHY DON'T MY GIRLS WHO STREAM 2 TIMES AS MUCH ARE NOT AS POPULAR AS THIS LAZY BITCH AAAAAIIIIIIEEEE WHY DOESN'T EVERYONE ELSE SEE SHE'S LAZY I MUST OPEN THEIR EYES THEY MUST BE COPING
Squeeb

>>28594458
Yes, me.

>>28595279
They're more entertaining than her, and more hard working than her. I support them over her any day.

>>28595524
That's a valid opinion. You can stay in their threads instead and keep supporting them instead of trying to "open people's eyes" here because you just look like a fool trying to call every opinion that doesn't aligns with yours a "cope"

>>28593679
Rent free and shill

>>28594458
this will get you a warning

>>28595619
>rent free
You're the fags who brought niji into this >>28593036

>>28594458
>Stayed with the same schmuck for years instead of dumping him the moment someone else better appeared like most women do nowadays
The only bad thing about that is that it wasn't me.

>>28595617
she is not perfect. She's a mediocre streamer at best. The amount of shilling for a mediocre girl like her is too much

>>28587891
Yeah, I bet her boyfriend feels really lucky.

>>28594458
zero proof

>>28595801
Again, that's just your opinion. To me she is my absolute #1. I love her commentary, attitude and voice, and her streams make me really happy. If you don't like her it's fine, but coming to shill your girls instead just makes you look desperate

>>28595967
Reps
Zero proof they broke up

>>28590763
When I started eating less meat my shits and farts became noticeably less bad smelling.
I'd honestly expect a vegans farts to be more tolerable than a non-vegans.

>>28596136
Yeah eating less meat makes your bodily fluids smell and taste better.

>>28596205
>taste better
WTF anon

>>28589988
Yes, but I'm talking about Fauna. She didn't need to be such a cunt yesterday.

>>28596087
>Cut her nails
>Random late night karaoke
>On a diet
>Bought a small pot for personal use instead of the large ones she had

>>28593036
Nijisister, us working adults who follow Hololive value quality over quantity. Unlike you we're not NEETs who can just sit there watching uninspired garbage for 40 hours straight every week.

>>28593389
Are you diagnosed with autism? Do you not understand what banter is?
It's kinda funny how Fauna and by association saplings are considered the most gentle and harmless group of people in HoloEN, yet you can't even handle a bit of friendly (and entirely legitimate) banter.
It would have been one thing if saplings were just talking out of their ass, pretending like like Fauna did all the work, but in this case she really did. It's just poking fun at that fact, and is all in good humor.

You don't know Fauna at all if you'd think she would scold saplings for this. At most she will clarify that she had fun, and that she thought everyone did their best. There will be no holier-than-thou attitude, that's not her style.

>>28597687
She also spent days putting together her own furniture when she moved, something typically handled by a male partner.
Also, if that other guy ACTUALLY did his reps, he'd realize that there an equal amount of evidence for... well something much more bizarre about her alleged partner.

She is really the best
>Comfy
>Cute
>Well-spoken
>Shows enough emotion to make you feel engaged
>Dorky gamer
>Good banter
>Witty
>uuuuuUUUUUUU

I love my Faufau!

>>28593389
>this guy gets angry at saplings being retarded and autistic en masse
>YOU DON'T GET BANTEEEEER
roru, rumao
I hope you all kill yourselves if Fauna ever tardwrangles you.

>>28600005
>Also, if that other guy ACTUALLY did his reps, he'd realize that there an equal amount of evidence for... well something much more bizarre about her alleged partner.
Honestly, it's disturbing how believable that theory is and it really does shit on the forbiddenknowledgefags in a way that only Fauna really can. Kinda makes Fauna even hotter to me though. Something about women like that just draws me in. I feel like I'm gonna get stabbed one day.

>>28601406
I'm sorry anon, but you're just as autistic as the dramafags sperging out about how THEY HATE EACH OTHER and if people pointing this out to you makes you upset then consider taking that energy and using it to improve yourself.

>>28599404
But Hololive streams are the uninspired garbage? How many times can you watch Minecrap or Holo Cure?

>>28602436
Not that anon retard, it's just funny to me how many saplings jumped out the woodworks to be retarded in response to me. You guys have uwufied too much and turned into actual fucking babies.

>>28602320
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

>>28590197
>don't seem to understand that it doesn't matter
If it didn't matter, janny wouldn't have nuked it. It obviously matters, otherwise you wouldn't have replied.
Not only you care about it, you care that other people care about it.

>>28603153
I don't want to eat a ban but I'll just say there's a very real and very well-evidenced possibility that Fauna's opsec is way better than people think, and certain bits of information she's revealed about herself may have had more thought put into them than doxfags realize.

>>28593478
Most people just watch things and take them at face value and don't think about it at all. Of course people haven't learned from the Council Civil War or whatever.
Besides, it's Minecraft, which always draws out the worst of the fandom. I was too busy but it sounds like the VOD will be a fun ride (and I say that as someone who's too much of a block game autist to watch Ame and Gura half the time now).

>>28603176
> janitors are always 100% accurate with deletions and rule 1 only applies to true information anyway
It must be nice to be that stupid, Anon. You made me laugh, though, so here's a (You).

>>28587891
Indeed

She wanted to cut sana's last MC collab short because everyone but her decided to have fun, so no.

>>28606994
Not only was she the only one who streamed Minecraft with Sana on short notice after the original planned scheduling got fucked, but Sana literally had a collab immediately after, following back to back collabs already, and not a single other member was concerned about giving her a moment to catch herself other than Fauna and Bae. What do you mean cut short? There literally was no time left.

I've been liking her more recently, she's really committed to her motherly shtick so it feels genuine

>>28588371
AIM BETTER

>>28606994
Yeah let's keep Zeta waiting and have Sana not even take a bathroom break before their collab. Fuck them and their schedules I want to see retards on screen.

>>28587891
She's not a vrigin.

>>28603657
I too enjoy making shit up

I love Fauna so much. I can't even stand it

>>28590265
Based and most likely true

STOP THE COUNT

Saplings aren't real, it's just Fauna on many different alts

>>28612787
This is... oddly believable. I can imagine Fauna being a bunch of "saplings", both anonymously and through alt accounts.

>>28607923
Half of EN are confirmed non-virgins, who cares
Kiara, Mori, Ame, Fauna, Mumei all had relationships in the past
And Gura made fun of virgins calling them losers in her PL so I doubt she's one either.
Most importantly, Fauna is a smart girl, and she'd not risk her hololive career maintaining a relationship while in this gig. Call this cope but I'm 90% sure she's single now

>>28588409
>he fell for the grasshopper deepfake
ngmi

>>28613212
Does Fauna even consider this really a "career"?

>>28612787
wtf I love myself now

>>28602804
>Not that anon retard
>in response to me
rumao

>>28597186
Ringo bros...

>>28613607
>Me
>response (not me)
>response (not me)
>Me
It's not that hard retard

>>28614245
all not me btw

>>28590763
I dated a vegan before and I said never again but I would if it's Fauna

>>28614607
fauna is the extremely rare vegan that doesn't expect everyone to bend to her insane dietary hangups

>>28590292
A very low bar, but it's true.

>>28587891
yes