/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>28561240
Nyo...

Gura and I are getting married

Gura cute Gura cute!

Gurass

AAÀAAAAAAAAAAAA I MISS HER GURAAAAAAAAA

>chumkeks will defend this
https://files.catbox.moe/68g7ft.mp4

>>28559711 #
Based on what we know about the mod, he frequents /ggg/ and looks at the post history of every chumbud and lets those he dislikes know that he's watching. Like >>28558113 # and the diaperfag the other day. It ruins the anonymous experience and makes /vt/ shit for circlejerking.
I wish he died.

>>28561280
huhuhua

I want Gura to step on me

She looks so good in her little red backpack.

>>28561381
Unironically what the fuck are you talking about?

>>28561052
>>28561381
That is fucked. Good thing I am actively ban evading and most of my shitposts are on /k/. I hope janny fucking dies

No Gura stream, still no Gura nendo. Not a great start to this week.

>>28561381
i'm the guy who called you a phoneposter, i'm not a janny. the giveaway is that you capitalise every sentence you dumb fuck. no one but phoneposters capitalise kek

>>28561381
/ggg/ has its own meido and its still shit?

>>28561366
This is the last straw. *dropped*

Where was Gawr Gura between the years of 1935 and 1945

>>28561489
Hey I capitalize where I should, I'm not an animal.

>>28561592
Hitler would have been a chumbie for sure. White nationalism and short flat shark girls go hand in hand.

>>28561489
I capitalized my sentences as well. Retards like you don't deserve to be online.

>>28561646
i stop capitalizing so i could fit in with the underage zoomer girls i groom on discord. fr fr

>>28561381
>acts like a peak autist
>calls other mods because people have basic pattern recognition and recognized your brand of autism

>>28561646
>>28561752
ok phoneposters

>>28561828
don't sell yourself short this is advanced pattern recognition

So uhh does anyone else's nendo pre order still say pending on the goodsmile site? 1st batch fwiw.

i only capitalize Gura and Anal, and Anal With Gura. Gura's Brapping Butthole On My Tongue. I Want To Swallow Gura's Discarded Fingernail Clippings. otherwise what's the point in capitalizing even full stops are a luxury

>>28561887
Mine is coming in a few days

>>28561887
No, I got mine.
>Reserved>Paid>Shipped

>>28561887
in another universe, i would'nt have a medical condition making me poor as fuck and unable to afford the nendo or this year's special edition merch so i'd be able to goom on the signed postcard that Gura's real hand has touched.

>>28562387
and me as well

>>28561351
Gonna goose it

bros…
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dBtMWAD_Xu4
Is her?...

Prime Chumbud literally carrying council

>>28562745
>off topic
>IRL
Fuck off

>>28561887
Do you live in Canada? It's shipping EMS and apparently EMS still isn't delivering to Canada yet....

>>28559060
>>28559243
NTA, but mods can definitely follow you from board to board if they don't like you. It happened to me with a mod from here.

>>28561381
Based mod. Threadshitters deserved pernament ban

>>28562799
Choose one retard, she's not her.
>Off topic
She's cosplaying her blind faggot

In regards to our dino plush Ame believes the Holostore is supposed to be faster? Is this true? It's no longer 6 months?

>>28561592
Guiding ships to Neuschwabenland as well as assisting in unrestricted U-boat warfare.

>>28562745
Jannies please perma ban these false flagging pricks

>>28562944
>>28563081
Cope

Amelia had the ability to sniff Gura's armpit while they were comparing them.
This bitch had the audacity to not do something that every single chumbud would commit numerous war crimes to have even the most miniscule chance of doing

>>28562944
>is it Gura
>no
It's off topic retard. That's not cosplay, that's you shitting off the thread with an off topic and IRL video now fuck off

>>28563194
>Literally cosplay
>"It's not"
Try harder anon

>>28563162
I couldn't even see Gura in the bikini she wore.

>>28563284
>trying to justify off topic posting
retard

>>28563028
Yeah it's fastest since they are distributing it, geekjack has to wait for release then wait to get their shipments and do all the processing.

>>28563327
She even used Ame's toilet, and I can't even lick the bowl...

>>28561381
>>28561456
>>28561828
>>28561514
He's not a schizo. Sharkmeido has banned me from /vt/ for what I posted on another board before.

>>28563162
I wouldn't commit warcrimes for that, that would make Gura very veyr very sad she doesn't want a war criminal sniffing her

>>28563349
>Replies to "Off topic post"
Why are you orbiting this hard faggot?

I want meidos to make threadshitter's lives miserable so I hope it's true.

>>28562745
She's reading this thread you know

>>28563621
no she's not, shes playing muse dash

Hi gura, stop lurking. Stream

>>28563663
JUST LIKE GURA IS RIGHT NOW!!!!

cute cosplay, nice moves, thick tail

>>28562745
She's gonna make it bros...

look at this cute gawr

>>28563866
I miss her

I like cat gura

>>28562387
>>28562456
>>28562661
Fuck.
Well enjoy yours, fellas. Try not to saturate them in too much semen.
>>28562836
US. Sounding like I might've gotten fucked over by some error.

They totally sniffed each other's armpits

What does Gura keep in her pockets?

>>28564369
me

>>28564369
Sand to escape social encounters.

>>28564369
Rape whistle due to me.

>>28564482
https://youtu.be/53pBLYbT4Mg

>>28564369
The one ring

>>28563608
To be fair, I probably deserved being targeted by meidos back then because threads were shit for months after what I posted.

>>28564369
What pockets? Women's clothing doesn't have any.

>>28564796
ogey

>>28564102
I bought from JP site, did you?

>>28563608
>I want meidos to make threadshitter's lives miserable so I hope it's true.
Yeah that's not going to happen. Jannies are too busy deleting posts for having naughty words in them.

>>28564809
Anon?

I think Gawr and Gura should have sex

>>28566069
Yeah, with me.

>thread only good when its dead
funny ain't it

>>28566833
Raiders are busy in another thread atm

>>28565154
I bought from goodsmileus com, does that make a difference? I bought my Korone pop up from there as well and that arrived when everyone else's did.

>Gura will do a great concert performance in a few days with singing and dancing.
>No talking to Homostars at all.
>She gets to suck on popsicles while meeting more of her fans at conventions.
>GFE love bomb when she returns.
Feels good to be a chumbud.

>>28565154
Different canada anon here. I bought one form both the JP store and the US store, both in first batch.
JP store order status is processing, payment status is paid, but it looks like it might ship through EMS, in which case it will never ship.
(specifically says: Shipping provided by EMS and other couriers. (Customers may not select courier.))
US store one status is Pending, with estimated shipping date in September. However, it looks like it's shipping through Asendia which should mean it will actually ship.
Also, this one lets me update the shipping method and the shipping address.

>>28566923
The US site was set to ship two months later from the very beginning

>>28566833
Too busy shitposting about Fauna "hating" her genmates to shit up /ggg/

>>28567239
>Fauna hates her genmates
>I hate Faunas genmates
OMG WE ARE!!!!!

how do these rats sniff out a yab so quick

>>28567524
What happened now?

>>28567630
Nothing
Just like usual

>>28567630
A full minute of hot mic at the end of the minecraft collab, apparently. No yabs whatsoever so the retards are reaching to make something extra out of it.

we are finally healing

>>28566989
I just assumed things were ahead of schedule, didn't know the shipping time would be dependent on which site until now. Thanks anon, I'm gonna go be embarrassed and retarded elsewhere now.

>>28566894
why what's happening now?

>>28568464
I WANNA HEAL
I WANNA FEEL
WHAT I THOUGHT WAS NEVER REAL

>>28568640
Off topic but see here >>28567812

>>28568640
>>28568238
so pretty much >>28567812

Gura cute

Love EN

i've been replaying mario odyssey and now i really want gura to cover Jump Up, Super star......

>>28568786
>>28568793
>>28567812
Stop being an aloof asshole.
I get that whatever happened probably doesn't matter, but what happened exactly?
Was something said while the mic was hot so that people are shitposting with it? Why would this anon say other threads are being raided? >>28566894

Just goomed too this. While listening to amateur porn of people having sex while trying to be really quiet. Dunno why the people trying to be quiet activates my almonds, but it does. Guess it's a new fetish i have now, reminds me of my first time with parents in the next room. Something hot about a girl cumming while biting on their fist trying to stay silent. An artist should draw Gura doing this. Thank you for coming to my Ted goom talk. I love her.

Without Gura I'm starting to think

>>28569563
don't

>>28569508
i was literally watching it, but got a coffee while this hot mic incident apparently happened, and I came back and stream was over. I assume it was nothing. Fuck i wish Gura had've streamed today. Watching other chuubas just isn't the same. I don't get that life affirming spark that motivates me to not fucking kill myself from streams that aren't Gura.

>>28569508
add up ESL listening skills, plus jungle monkey mud hut phone speaker viewing setup, plus severe mental illness and you get retarded shitposting

>>28569520
You missed moral taking Gura requests by a little while dude
https://twitter.com/moral_cacoethes/status/1549266306054197248
but he always takes requests so send it anyway

>>28569563
stop

I miss Gura

>>28569508
No. As I said before, it was a minute off hot mic but that's it. No RM names because they call each other their holo names all the time anyway to avoid that kind of basic mistake, there was no trash talk, nothing. It was just a little post stream chatter. Fauna seemed a little annoyed in the same way any raid leader is annoyed after herding cats and the schizos are so butthurt that they got nothying out of the hotmic that they're trying to spin it as 'Fauna is SEETHING WITH ANGER AND SHE HATES THEM.' Seriously, there's nothing, they're just butthurt that they didn't get anything worth shitposting about since they were hyped for it and hoping the homo reveal would give them more drama.

Gura is

>>28569801
my lawfully wedded wife

>>28569801
SEX

>>28569657
>>28569628
I have finished thinking.....now I know the answers...

Sometimes I think, "Gura", but then other times I'm like "Mmmm. Gura." Otherwise I'm just like all "Hmmmm Gura."

>>28569801
The only EN who hasn't followed a single homo (unless you count Omega).

>>28569881
oyasame

Hmm
More think = less gura, therefore
More Gura = less think

>>28570008
None of them follow her either still. Just as it should be

Just finished work. Can someone tell me why gura is trending? Did I miss a stream?

>>28570008
God omega's fucking chuuni bullshit is so fucking cringe, what a pile of smeared dogshit he and his influence is. Thank god my sharkwife is gigabased. I love her.

>>28570247
Cosplayer.

>>28570008
Pretty sure all council account follow the Homo by default. Like Kronii who follows all the star except for Uproar and Tempus.

>>28570197
More Goom = less think = more old wise man time = post nut gura love clarity

>>28561240
Make sure to fill the jar bros

>>28570008
Gura is a based CGDCT enjoyer

>>28569801
pure sex. I don't think any other holo has made me as horny as she does.

>>28570330
Kronii is the only Council not following the EN homos but I have no doubt that'll soon change. Can only hope it stays the same for Gura.

Does anyone have any other catbox/streamable/sounposts like these?
https://files.catbox.moe/p8lhvs.m4a
https://streamable.com/7hycgx
https://streamable.com/wirtwz

>>28570271
He's ruining the branch. Not sure why he feels compelled to write shitty ass lore none of the people behind the characters are actually going to exhibit on stream.

consider this

>>28570677
beautiful.

>>28570633
it's so fuckin gay, i hate it. It's like they're aiming it at kids or something. The whole lore thing with chuubas is kinda cringe, i just want to enjoy cute girl do strem. In Gura's early days when she tried too hard to like follow her own lore i found kinda lame and awkward, thankfully now she's just herself now.

>>28570284
Ah that poor girl

Kinda weird that Shigure Ui was one of the first people Gura started following on Twitter (even before her debut stream). I think she mistook her for a Holo lmfao.

>>28570271
Fucker pisses me off. "Your wish has been granted" Mother fucker you and Cover have the easiest gold mine in fro t of you. Cute girls doing cute things instead they throw away their cash on homos nobody wanted and intern's first Unity horror game.

>>28570512
Uproar is like 3 months old now and she hasn't followed them.

>>28570785
not her the other cosplayer.

>>28570544
No, I have nothing. But now I'm horny again. And I'm not even into feet.

>>28570788
Why aren't you harassing him on Twitter every single post he makes about a Gura daki then

>>28570758
I dunno, I like Gura's simple lore, it's easy to play off of. Everything post-IRyS has been terrible though.

Important: https://youtu.be/xo3z5bEYTE8?t=8308

>>28570786
>mistook her for a Holo
Only bottom barrel clip watcher make that mistake , not a HoloJP fan.

I'm warning you Chumbies if Gura doesn't stream soon imma start having sex with each of you

>>28570806
They're not EN.

>>28570850
Because I don't have enough spare time to waste shitting on a tranny. I have just enough time to watch goober when ahe streams and fuck around here during work downtime.

>>28570907
>Live chat replay is not available for this video.

>>28570921
Well yeah, I made that mistake too when I first started watching clips of JP vtubers. I imagine Gura was doing the same before she made her debut so she could study up on the industry.

>>28570937
I'm ok with this as long as you're not a fatty.

>>28570944
Neither is HoloX

>>28570907
Holy fucking shit why does she almost never do that? Amazing. She's a natural.

>>28570963
Emote thing

>>28571064
me too thanks

>>28571063
Those are women, the managers literally go on their accounts and make them all follow all the new girl gens. That or they ping them on Discord or whatever the fuck.

>>28570814
Well as long as its not related to actual goomby I'll just ignore it. I don't care about 3d fakers

>>28571124
Yoi would think their managers are aware Gura gets hardcore idolfagged by the east and west alike. I'm assuming that's why they haven't already followed the homos for her

>>28570907
I think this might've been the first stream I got to watch live from start to finish.
I still regret not being a day 1 shrimp

>>28571091
it hasn't been all that long...
https://youtu.be/k_skfzMMyso?t=5317

>>28571235
Probably told them not to.

>>28571294
That doesn't count! She was doing it for a purpose beyond making the noise.

>>28571235
I don't think that's how it works with the homos. The girls make the conscious decision to follow them and then they follow back.

>>28571294
>Her lips are smooth.
ToT

Got me on his desk, made a mess

Kiara playing the cat game Stray later, guess that means they have perms. I bet Gura plays that if she streams tomorrow.

>>28572224
Gura will watch a bit of Kiara's playthough and decide whether she wants to play it or not based on that

>>28571918
>his desk
Yeah my desk

nigger shit

>tfw want to make Gura proud and hot glue my nendo
>probably won't goom enough
I've failed my wife...

>>28572579
Cumbud failure...

Will u please wait?

>>28572579
Fake it.

Imagine

>>28542412
>does ama
>doesn't respond to anyone
Was this the real Gawr Gura?

she will stream tomorrow right guys?

>>28573213
I will. Look forward to it! :)

>>28573213
Of course not

>>28571246

>>28573151
>capital letters
nyo

>>28573213
I trust wednesday schizo

>>28573409
Pretty much 0 chance for Wednesday because it's the big CouncilRyS collab, but tomorrow or Thursday are somewhat likely.

>>28573361
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1545804480771493888?t=m8kRZCjP6ixBXKrI3h1Peg&s=19
you just lost it

>>28573765
That's fine, I last lost it a month or two ago anyway.

I'm going to sleep.

no one has any soundposts of gura talking about feet?

>Watch my oshi sperg about muse dash and put her Twitter page to bed
>Wake up to a cute morning tweet from my oshi
>she'll probably stream tomorrow too
can't stop winning

>>28574099
rindorks can't stop winning

>>28572579
I also wish for a more voluminous goom.
I've tried not gooming for a week and drinking more water and it doesn't help.
It actually makes me really sad.

why live?

I'm finally the last chumbie

>>28574307
Because soon we'll get our Gura Dino Plushies, then we can rub the tummy for real.

chumbuds now are just a shell of their former glory, they need youthful rejuvenation

>>28574401
ironically the literal children are handling gura's absence better than the "adults" here

My other gura thread is gone...

>>28574331
not so fast

>>28561592
Leading the Imperial Japanese Navy

>>28574474
Good
There shouldn't be one unless she's live and nobody should talk about here in ggg unless somehow actually relevant

>>28574474
good, eveyrone agrees she doesn't need one. though that thread did get potential dox removed so that's pretty great

>>28574525
I will outlast all chumbies in the end

Would gura pee on me if I asked her to?

>>28574474
its for the best outside of stream hours, otherwise itll keep devolving into polshit and doxxfaggotry

>>28574731
Only if you ask nicely

>>28574731
I think she'd skip that superchat. ... Probably. She has been more open to pee mentions. I'd give it another 6 months before popping the question.

>>28574731
only if you piss in her mouth, make her hold the pee in her mouth and then slap her so she gags on your piss and then choke her out

>>28574953
h-hot...

>>28574760
Thread actually served a good purpose this time, an anon saved her from the possibility of a future SEA schizo doxxing her.

>>28574953
She would like it

>>28575094
Fuckin white knights, and I was so close too...

>>28575164
rope

It's easy to keep up with two girls when neither streams!

Bros...that tweet...

>>28569235
god I love Ina...

>>28575367
what?

>>28575639
>he doesnt know

>>28574731
she should sell used cunny shirts as merch
>>28575639
off topic don't worry
>>28575367
wasnt joking about what i found being bad

>>28569235
fake. Ina would never let her picture be taken

Peace at last

>>28575367
Yeah..... hopefully it doesn't affect her too much

>>28575367
I just want her to be loved.... why the fuck is that so bad.....

Make a new thread for your off topic shit.

>>28575367
That confirms she was in that thread, no wonder she made that rindo tweet.
She needs to stop coming here

Who keeps making /ggg/ threads?
What a travesty

>>28576145
She's literally here reading this thread right now, once you're here you cant go back

>>28570008
Don’t forget Irys is clean too.
>>28570226
I don’t think they’re allowed too unless she follows first.

This shitty brat is making me concernfag over her. Needs correction like Kanna from Dragon Maid.

>samefagging to off topic
Is this the new kind of shitposting?

>>28576220
To be honest I think it'd be cool if she stays here and hornypost with us. Her likes are pretty based. Just another chumbud. One of us.

I'll just take the real gura
You guys can have that faker

>>28576220
I doubt it, she's not actually here like we are. and I actually do support her, if she somehow reads this. I just also like lewd things.

>>28576332
Already goomed to her today. Done my daily duty.

>>28576315
meh it's graveyard hours, what does it matter. Like SEAnigs or aussies give a shit.

>>28576369
She will be /here/ soon enough. Adapting to 4chan culture actually happens really fast.
Remember that gigaUNITY fag on twitter who got lured into coming to this place because of the memes /hlgg/ made? A couple months later he was saying nigger and shitposting around.

What I'm saying is we truly are grooming /our little girl/ and she'll have the 4chin spirit absorbed soon before eventually having a Nyanners-like meltdown rejecting everything about the site, but that's far into the future.

>>28576485
Please kill yourself.

>>28576557
>Depicted: Rindo assassinating the original Gura

>>28572579
take zinc supplements

>shitposters have so little ammo they just now post offtopic shit on cooldown
ok, then

>>28575367
She's here.... We are literally, actually, unironically grooming an underage girl...

>>28576255
No, IRyS is following homos. She hasn't followed the EN ones yet.

>>28576332
Hopefully all the non-cumbuds will go watch that girl who doesn't want to be sexualized. Meanwhile, I'll stay with my sexy sharkwife and we'll have way more fun together.

>>28576745
Sheeeeit

>[Deleted]
Thanks meidos

>>28576660
If I go to walmart and buy that are they going to know?

https://youtu.be/-T9OfKE3KRY?t=3062
THIS FUCKING BRAT.

>>28570008
Unfollowing Omega would be serious bonus points. It took her a long time to follow Omega to begin with, and it happened during a meeting (she said she had to go to one after her stream) so I'm pretty sure she was told to do it.

>>28576485
I doubt that’ll happen, I think having a bunch of pedos thirsting after you is more than enough deterrent

>>28577026
Doesn't stop Gura.

>>28577026
Funniest thing is all the pedos pretending to not be pedos and pretending to be protective and care about her safety. At least be honest with yourselves and your less than wholesome intentions. Lol.

>>28576971
>You wanna hold me and kiss me, guys.
Yes, Gura! Hypnotize me!

>I wanna get better at communicating with you guys
>November 2021
Imagine my shock. Gura lying

>>28577114
Gura likes it though

>>28577164
Good morning cripple. Have a good sleep? Careful you don't fall out of your wheelchair!

>>28577164
I wanna != I will

>>28577153
lily's reply was pretty funny
why does gura like lily so much

>>28577161
Gura: "I'm not missing notes, I'm freestyling."
Trust her to make me laugh at the end of a long and stressful day. Bless her heart.

>>28576998
Funny then that Ina isn't following him.

>>28577026
honestly I think she likes it. you can’t retweet and like the things she does without being into it at least a bit.

>>28577277
Because she mistakingly thinks that that tranny is a real girl. That's the only reason "she" gets attention. That's the reason they become trannies in the first place.

>>28577220
>I wanna
>hasn't shown any improvement
Which means she was never going to

>>28577277
Lily is a man

>>28577153
You can be protective and care about her safety and also want her to do lewd things if she wants. Those don't conflict. That's exactly how I feel about Gura too.

>>28577391
Cos you've never ever broken your own promises to yourself once, not ever, not even once. Anyway it's not lying, it's setting goals, and not always meeting them, like a normal fallible human being.

>>28577164
>Gura lying
You make it sound like something out of the ordinary.

Nah I think I really am the last chumbie

>>28577443
The ones pretending they don't want to do lewd things are disingenuous and all the more manipulative, and ironically the ones she should be most careful of.

>>28577522
Nope. It me.

>>28577439
Gura doesn't know that. She thinks she's a legit fembud.

>>28577153
Just more evidence that only Gura will love us. She's perfect.

>>28577522
Haha beat me first you dork

Feels good being the last chumbie

I see the discord is back.
Got tired of shitting on Fauna already eh?

>>28577621
I ain't denying that. Like fuckin... look at her mate... she's a rippa. Dime a dozen. Keeps me rinky dink, I'll tell ya.

I'm in love with Gura!

>>28577665
Why was fanya getting shit on?

>>28577220
I just think the guy is pretending to be stupid in knowing what constitutes a lie. All the times he picks Gura """"lying"""" she uses non commital language like "maybe", "hopefully", "should", etc. A lie has to be known to be a lie for it to be a lie. Gura is just ambitious.

I can't believe I populated this thread with 70+ tulpas

>>28577640
I am the last chumbie, in a sea of antis. Surrounded by shit cunts.

>>28577731
Gura always has lots of big ideas and plans and dreams, not all of them come to fruition. But it's actually really cute when she shares them with us. They don't all work out, but it's charming nonetheless, and is part of the process of goal setting and striving to be her best. And she's done a pretty damn good job of it getting to where she is today. Antis be damned. I'm right, because Gura Space Butt.

>>28577522
>last chumbie

>>28577699
Just shitposting saying she hated council over some jokes she made in the Collab
There was a reason this thread was nice for a while.

>>28577858
>>28577767
>>28577640
>>28577631
>>28577588
yeah me

I want another Gawr karaoke

>>28577888
God what a fuckin nothingburger. Fauna was maybe cutely butt frustrated but nothing more.

>>28577929
Hmmmm.. Yes... It is time, we about due one. Gura karaoke is exclusively the only music I've listened to in the last 12 months, and I be needing more.

I want another archived karaoke

>>28577929
Misread Gawr as Gura... time for bed methinks.

>>28577848
Some of those dreams do come true like being able to do live performances on stage and have anime figures of yourself. And when she achieves those dreams, I feel so happy for her.

Goomba should try jaws unleashed

>>28577929
Next month on my birthday, Gura will remember and do one just for me.

Anybody got any soundposts of the Gawr karaoke

>>28578086
Goomba should unleash MY jaw, on her pussy, for hours and hours of repeated orgasms. I can dislocate my jaw too... like a Boa Constrictor that likes to lick cunny and flick little shark clitty with my tongy tongue. I'm gonna go kill myself now.

You know, I believe that gura should have sex with me.

>>28578202
I don't believe Gura shoudl have sex with me I wouldn't be very good at it she has much better people available

>>28578202
I can see your argument. But I have to make one small correction. Gura should have sex with me. But like I see where you are coming from tho.

>telling us she's been busy
>made us a video when she's on break
>RT a single art to give us a hint of her recent feeling
>Tweet activities everyday despite on a non streaming day
Yes my wife improves a lot on communication

I should have know something was afoot when the posting here noticeably dropped off earlier, scum

>>28578234
Practice. Get good at it. Do it for her.

>>28578202
My counter argument is that I think Gura should have sex with me instead

Just how many of you are going to hot glue the nendo

>>28578341
You don't wanna know, gura.

>>28578341
if only I could afford the nendo, but I can't even afford the jar.

Gura is masturbating to Miku right now

>>28578341
I'm going to have sex with mine, but I ordered from the US site...

There can only be one

>>28578341
Fucking none of them. All this talk and nobody has done it yet. Nobody will. Cowards cowards cowards.

>>28578473
yeah i'm disappointed. Meidos will delete them anyway though.

>>28578517
There is nobody on this planet not hot gluing their nendo out of fear of meidos.

>>28578341
I was hoping Gura would cybersex us and I could post the results.

We must kill the Miku to sex the gura

>>28578614
nyo...

>>28577164
I mean, it was a lie to begin with since she is not "bad" at communicating, she just chooses not to do it.
You can't gaslight people into pretending sending a tweet (takes 5 seconds btw) is hard to do.

>>28578614
Yeah with my dick

Cunny

>>28578964
I enjoyed the cunny collab.

>>28577848
needs Ironmouse floating and screaming

Collab with R*nd* when

>>28578964
I love Gura rub nipples with other girls, make my pp hard

>>28579115
>Gura randoseru
Pretty out of there but it could work

I just realize Mori concert is in two days, Gura probably got flown in to actually be where the concert is for one fucking song. Its Mori's fault Gura has been gone.

>>28579589
it would be pretty fucking kino if they had a second song in the concert

>>28579589
I hate Mori too, but even if she did fly there, I'm sure Gura could affort a nice laptop to stream on if she wanted to.

>>28579773
Gura mentioned wanting to get a streaming laptop a year ago so she could see us while visiting family, but I don't think she ever did.

>>28579773
Mori is forcing her to practice preventing her from streaming!. Fucking Mori she trying to destroy her and take her place as the top in Holo.

i miss rindo
I hope gura starts streaming again so we can leave this nightmare behind

>>28579834
She hates not streaming on her normal setup so I doubt she ever will.

>>28580179
She should, her voice just sounds even more cunny whenever she does.

>>28580220
The vr headset mic is godly for this reason.

>>28580179
She just hates streaming

I’m happy she is not in the ID-JP-EN Among us collab. I can’t stand this game and I can skip it

>>28580139
me too bro, me too. muse dash soon

>>28580785
Among Us is proof that Gura doesn't actually like to be bullied.

>>28580896
gura likes consensual bullying and consensual rape

Got my nendroid in the mail.
Do I open it?
Keep it boxed?
Or put it in a jar?

>>28581082
Jar if Gura does ASMR again.

Now this is why you should've gotten 2 nendos.
One show and one for the jar

>>28580896
She likes it when it’s gentle and playful, but in among us you have to be mean and scream loud. She doesn’t like that

>>28581575
3. One for display. One in the box for collection. One for the jar.

>>28561240
why isn't this jar filled with cum?