/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>2783622
You mean when it comes out of her right?

You live in a world full of lies.

Why does she drink juice boxes? Is she a womanchild?

>>2783939
she's based

Needs a bane edit with her wearing the mask and the juice box labeled Venom

>>2783622
Does apple juice make her gassy?

>>2783622
Suisei is cute!

>>2783622
Use her gloves to filter her piss and you're good to go!

>>2783939
She doesn't have the grip-strength to juice an apple

>>2784465
Apple juice contains fructose and sorbitol, both of which can cause gas and diarrhea in excess. If it's all she drinks, Sui-chan is pretty likely to have bathroom issues.

>>2786945
On stage, in front of 1000s of fans hopefully

>>2786945
Her diet is awful. She freaks out about vegetables on a burger even. I thinks she hates fruit too.

Which holo has the most delicious ringo juice?

>>2786992
Holy fucking based.

>>2789373
No not that kind of fruit.

>>2783622
refreshing sui-chan juice directly from the source

>>2786992
Wow that's kinda gross. Wish she was eating healthier.

>>2786992
I wonder how strong she could've been if she worked out.

>>2786992
She's missing out on that high quality nippon veggies.

>>2786992
Imagine how constipated she must get. How many times do you think Anemachi had to break out the enema kit?

>>2783622
I can't stop thinking of Suzy saying "TWITTER~" in a perfect west coast valley girl accent

>>2783622
Move away loser

>>2786972
That's just cruel anon, why would you want Suisei to have a huge messy accident while everyone watches? Think about how humiliated she'd be.

>>2793252
Imagine the smell

>>2796975
The smell wouldn't be that bad initially, it would only really kick in when Suisei is changing out of her messy clothes and peels her soiled panties and boyshorts off. Once the smell isn't being kept in by her underwear, it would totally fill the room.

>>2783939
Juice boxes are the superior form of beverage container. Bottlefags and cankeks just lie to themselves trying to feel special.
- Depending on the length of the straw, you barely need to handle the box, very convenient when you're trying to do things while drinking.
- Why sip when you can suck? With juice boxes you can suck juice in as hard or as slowly as you want, without resorting to retarded movements. With bottles and cans you have to lift them above your face and hold them at a downwards angle, risking spilling the beverage over yourself if you're trying to drink a lot and fast. Boxes don't have this issue.
- If you're a retard and knock shit over all the time, with bottles and cans you're fucking screwed. Prepare to wipe copious amounts of spilled drink and have fun cleaning your electronics if those were on the table too. With juice boxes, on the other hand, depending on how much juice was left and what side it fell on, you barely will spill any at all, and because the hole is so much smaller, you have more of a window to prevent further leakage.
- You can put multiple straws into your mouth and mix and match what you drink. Good fucking luck trying to drink from multiple bottles or cans at the same time though.
Abandon your inferior drink containers and come join the juice box faith today.

>>2798312
The straw is far more likely to leak juice out unless you clean it every single time you put it down, which completely destroys the point of using it for convenience. A bottle only requires you not to be a retard and close it tight every single time.

>>2798396
Never had this problem.

>>2798312
Counterpoint: you can drink a beverage from a bottle, then use the empty bottle to pee in afterwards. Therefore, bottles are the superior container

>>2799115
Just stick the straw in your urethra.

>>2786992
I remember a clip where Kanata talks about her eating pumpkin, so she's at least trying some things that aren't meat.

>>2783675

>>2799300
hi festival

>>2799115
I wish I was that cat

Is this the thread? Why was the last one deleted?

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1385190648521822214?s=19
>asparagus
Oh god

>>2808143
I M A G I N E
M
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>>2808143
>that careful angling of her fork

Imagine the yab if you could see her roommate's face in the reflection

>>2798312
>>2798396
What would you do with Suichan's used ringo juice carton?

>>2809325
Is there anyone in the world who didn't see it already?

Suisei HATES applejuice
ORANGE JUICE LOVE

>>2808143
Why is her fork made out of mirrors?

>>2812291
German engineering.

>>2812260
That's still not her favourite drink though.

>>2808143
Ame also has been eating asparagus

>>2798312
All right anon, you've converted me.

>>2789197

>>2817784
roboco's engine oil...

>>2818212
One of the only ones you can't drink, unfortunately.

>>2818447
not with that attitude

>>2817784
How would this tier list change when assessing each holo's morning ringo juice?

>>2818828
It would probably depend on the previous night's activities. There would need to be separate tier lists for normal work morning vs morning after the weekly work party

>>2799115
i miss spade echo...

>>2812291
It was a gift from Nene

>>2819249
With a possible exception for Lamy, because she drinks just as much whatever the occasion.

>>2804378
Not a VTuber, kill yourself election tourist
>>>/co/

I want to drink ringo straight from Suisei's tap.

>>2819249
Sad that my oshi doesn't drink so I can never taste her dehydrated extra concentrated hangover morning piss

>>2823403
Piss? This is a thread about ringo juice anon

I want to drink coco's rainbow buttwater

>>2829176
What does it taste like?

>>2783622
My honey can't be this cute

>>2831710
salty milk and coins

>>2809325
Kiara's roommate is like the worst kept secret in the world.

>>2831710
Honey

What's so special about suisei's ringo juice?

>>2837128
It's warm (especially if you drink from the source), sweet and refreshing.

>>2832374
matuli...

I don't think I've ever seen a waifu go from zero to best girl this quickly.

>>2832374
cocochinchin..

>>2783622
>>2783648
What does it taste like?

>>2798312
at last I truly see

>>2840460
Piss
it's salty and nasty unless she's diabetic

>>2783622
Did Soosey draw the Ringo Box herself?

>>2841260
>salty
Sure
>nasty
Nah

>>2837128
She has an especially high body temperature that gives a special zing to her ringo juice.

>>2844030
But comets are freezing cold, they're composed of ice and rock fragments.

What do suityan's sweaty armpits taste like?

>>2823178
>Sui-chan is not a VTuber
Ogey

>>2849086
A seemingly harsh saltiness that gives way to sweetness as you keep drinking.

>>2786992
how could a wom*n be so based

>>2790657
don't trigger my enema fetish anon

>>2853061
Imagine enema twister with her.

>>2854322
W-what is enema twister, anon?

>>2854389
Both you and her get a milk enema, then play twister. Whoever can't hold it in has to lick up everything.

what about semen enemas?

>>2854591
By horses.

>>2854591
It would take a lot of semen to give a successful enema, you'd need either multiple loads or multiple people.

>>2855407
Surely a Hoshiyomi would be able to stay hard even after cumming once inside Suityan's raw butthole?

>>2855502
It would be a fun event to have as many fans gather and cum inside her ass until it overflows. Maybe have more holos there and have a competition of who has the most anal capacity and most generous fans.

>>2855715
Holorgy

>>2855772
>implying it's not the reason Yagoo started the company

>>2854322
Better yet, enema twister elimination tournament. Who do you guys think will win?

>>2857269
Me, if i can be the mat.

>>2855502
Just imagine the sound a brap would make in those tight jeans. Also, imagine the smell.

>>2859499
I imagine it would sound like if you tried to play drums on a sofa.

>>2859499
I imagine the smell would be trapped because the fabric is so tight. It wouldn't explode out like a typical brap, but instead slowly seep out. Of course, this would change when she takes her jeans off, and the remainder of the gas would disperse into the air around.

>>2849955
Faggot Orange isn't a VTuber, tourist
>>>/co/

>>2838301
Hi honey~

>>2860970
As soon as I have my own place, I'm going to rig a sound system to my door that plays Suityan's "Hi honey~" when I come home.

>>2860738
annoying orange has been here since day one and belongs to /vt/ culture

>>2861820
False, election tourists spamming off-topic ugly trash because they were mad this board was made isn't "/vt/ culture", tourist. You have just about every other site on the internet to go to if you hate "weebs", so fuck off back there, then neck yourself.

>ughhh my tummy hurts~

Why does Ame never take a shit before she streams? Does she like holding it in or something?

>>2862637
>Ame's 3D debut stream
>uuuwaaaahh my tummy hurts~ but it's ok!
>she's fidgeting a bit, sometimes crossing her legs and putting her hands behind her butt

>>2862637
She should take a shit while she streams.

>>2862637
That's just her way of saying that she's horny and has to shlick one out quick.

>mainly eats spicy noodles and korean food

im tired of you guys ignoring ina's potential

>>2865311
The stygian miasma emanating from her cyclopean ass is too much for even these threads.

>>2865311
Seems like all of the EN girls have some intense shits. A diet like Ina's would definitely be hell on the bathroom, I'm imagining soft and gassy shits that are hard to hold in.

>>2866196
Ina barely able to hold on during a drawing stream...

>>2832374
Danchou...

>>2866259
Ina ending the stream and rushing to the bathroom, only to lose control and have an accident on the way.

>>2863970
Ame and Mori shitting colab stream.

>>2832374
Gura...

>>2783939
Gura got mad at a wagecuck for thinking it was weird a middle aged alcoholic wanted a free juicebox

https://youtu.be/s47nim1HTUg

>>2867480
>gura hates wagies
Holy based

>>2862637
taking a shit after holding it in for a week is pure ecstasy anon

this is why you don't make ironic jokes about /d/ fetishes, eventually actual retar/d/s show up and think they're welcome

>>2867480

Gura isn’t Aqua tier but damn

>>2872453
>tfw a /d/ fetish thread is better than most of the content posted on the board

>>2872417
Which holos can hold their shit the longest?

>>2862637
I really want to fuck her in the ass when she's trying to hold in a shit

>>2880206
>complains about constipation
>spike her drink with a strong laxative then proceed to fuck her in the ass

>>2880206
>you're fucking Ame's raw and unwashed shit hole
>her sphincter grips tight and stretches deliciously around your dick and her insides are slimy
>she's grunting softly with every thrust and her BO has filled the room
>suddenly she clenches down
>you feel a lumpy yet mushy object hit the tip of your dick
>you both stare at each other in horror
>she was too embarrassed to tell you that her tummy hurt earlier and that she's been holding it in
>it's a thick one and she won't be able to tell the difference between your dick sliding out of her asshole and her log accidentally sliding out if you continue
>she feels your dick getting even harder from her explanation and scowls while blushing
>with an embarrassed voice, she begs you not to carry on and especially not to cum inside

What do?

>>2865311
What would Ina's piss taste like?

>>2882844
Liquefy that turd with my thrusts while violently licking her sweaty, stinky armpits, naturally.

>>2885979
But the resulting mix of sweat, precum, lube, spit and liquid shit would be a terrible mess to clean up from the bed.

>>2886545
You win some you lose some
It would be fun to tease her about it while she cleans it up though

>>2886545
What a shame, I guess I'll just have to make her clean it up with her tongue then

>>2887335
>>2887390
>not cleaning it up together with her

>>2882844
Realistically, I'd cum instantly before she has the chance to beg me not to.

>>2888101
I'd consume anything that came out of her but in that scenario I'd cum buckets inside her before anything has a chance to come out

I want to drink Suisei's orange juice
and then lick her butthole till she cum

You can find Suisei assfucking pics in pixiv
There are so many kind of these pics
Her hole is very gaping and twitching (lickable)

>>2884634
Vinegar.

>>2889922
what about pics of pissing in suisei's ass?

>>2884634
don't know about the taste
but I'm sure It would be sticky

>>2884634
Like a viscous, sticky ink.

>>2832374
Mori...

>>2890769
can't find
unfortunately

GIRLS DO NOT POOP

>>2894109
I guess Mori is a dude then

>>2882844
I would pull off my dick and insert my tongue instead
Then trying so hard to push THAT THING go back inside
While she's fingering herself

>>2882844
Thrust as far inside as I can then lift her up by the stomach squeezing as hard as possible to put massive pressure on her colon from both ends. Walk her over to the mirror so she can watch me violently pound her asshole while continuing to push her stomach, cum buckets deep inside her then force her to watch as a cocktail of my cum and her liquid shit explodes out of her anus as I pull out

>>2894958
>tfw not strong enough to lift Ame's roommate up so she can see herself cum while shitting everywhere

I have failed my oshi

>>2896679
>wanting to see bootleg ramona flowers shitting everywhere
i don't judge but come on

>>2896756
Personality is what matters anon, especially when you're deep inside her asshole and she's not the cutest but cute enough

>>2894109
THEY SHIT

>>2897036
you know what, fair enough
i still want to lick her armpits while she gets sweaty playing apex

>>2897318
That's the spirit, bury your face in an armpit of your choice while she mumbles about how she just took a shower but it already smells.

>>2832374
sora...

I'd take her steaming piss, pour it into her gaping asshole and drink it all out with a crazy straw.

>>2855715
good way to get aids

>>2855715
A good graduation party for Ironmouse

>>2897124
THEY DO NOT SHIT EITHER

THEY ARE PURE IDOLS

>>2861958
you need to calm down bro, i realize the fact that orangebros run this shit may offend you, but we're here to stay

>>2894109
>>2901372
Every girl poops, including your oshi. Every day, your oshi takes her pants off, sits on the toilet and sighs in relief as her anus spreads open to pass a giant turd. She even opens a window when she's finished to let the heavy, foul smell air out.

>>2902505
This is true, but I’m sure a lot of them don’t go every single day. A lot of girls get constipated.

>>2902603
imagine how they must feel whenever they let out a big one that's been stuck for days

>>2901544
Stay in the pile of hidden threads.

>>2902981
>hiding an entire thread because of a single retard
stopreplyingtobait.png

>>2861958
>election tourists
This term has lost its meaning

>>2902939
As great as it must feel, they then have to deal with the toilet being totally clogged by their huge logs.

>>2901544
>cancer is here to stay
I know you're a retarded tourist who thinks everyone is as devoid of perception as you are, but I'm not an underage faggot like you either. I've been on the internet long enough to realise that parasites will always aggressively drain a host that doesn't fight back (poor moderation) until it's drained of lifeforce. Stating that you are tantamount to a tumour isn't a revelation, newfag cancer.
>>2903800
False, it's more accurate now than ever. It refers explicitly and exclusively to newfags brought over from the massive traffic zenith as a result of the 2016 US elections. You are one of them and make zero attempt to hide it.

>>2897538
It just isn't fair that armpits are as erotic as they are

>>2904516
Look anon, I don't disagree with you at all but is this really the conversation to be having in a thread about v-tubers pissing and shitting?

>>2903035
You mean your off-topic raid thread full of nothing but retards who should've been permabanned months ago?

>>2905060
take your meds

imagine Watame lets it out today

>>2905282
Newfag buzzphrase.

Do you think PPT gave Suisei a pityfuck before scoring the dragon?

Any sweatchads here?

>>2906321
right here
my existance knowing i'll never drink the sweat out of my oshi's armpits is pure suffering

>>2861958
>a funny day one shitpost that gave even me a hearty chuckle that mods don’t delete is tourists
ogey.

>>2905060
>Posting an edit of a fucking juicebox caused this.
>Not just that but a fucking edited image referencing something with the same name as the juice box logo
In your crusade against the tourists, it would appear you’ve become worse than one, Lord Anon.

>>2909510
It's neither funny nor a shitpost. It's a targetted raid sourced from an unfunny ironic "joke" tantamount to "Cory in the House is anime" that eventually came to be straight up misinformation, that said tourists adopted as their banner to immediately start spamming this board with their off-topic filth because they're angry it was made.
>>2909734
That edit was cancer and the retards posting that garbage have made it abundantly clear. I've seen exactly what they've been doing since the start of February, even if you haven't.

>>2910068
So have I. Maybe I just don’t have the autism to see what’s so bad about it. Sorry for not having a high enough power level.

>>2904516
>it refers explicitly and exclusively to newfags brought over from the massive traffic zenith as a result of the 2016 US elections
Off topic posts have been a thing since the day this site was founded. The term refers to people who moved to /pol/ due to the elections, adopting their humor and other social dynamics, and then to other boards.
Orange cancer is off topic troll posts but it's not the kind you find on /pol/ or /v/. Calling everyone who does this "election tourist" is a misuse of the term.
>You are one of them and make zero attempt to hide it.
Actual schizo

This is a thread about drinking piss and your retarded argument somehow managed to make it more autistic.

>>2906448
Are you only into armpit sweat? What about the sweat dripping down your oshi's neck during an RFA stream, or the sweat staining her panties and mixing with her butthole smell as she exercises?

>>2912317
all of it is good my brother
armpit sweat is specially exquisite i'll admit that

>>2913428
Excellent taste.

>Gura: What happens in the bathroom stays in the bathroom

What are Gura's shits like?

>>2913897

>>2913897
Wet, gassy and seriously bad smelling.

>>2913897
>stays in the bathroom
She doesn't even flush?

>>2823178
u mad

>>2918601
Gura is from Atlantis, there's no need to flush when the currents will carry her shit away.

>>2919284
The pajeet of the sea.

>>2919781
Designated shitting seas

>Suisei walks over to you after a concert followed by a long pegging session
>"Hora!" she says as she moves her panties to the side and unleashes a golden waterfall in your mouth

>>2920452
Imagine how much pee suityan must save up by holding it all through her streams.

>>2920892
She must sweat a lot, so her piss would be very concentrated and dark yellow, with a strong smell and taste. Like an aged whisky.

>>2920940
I wonder if she drinks enough ringo juice that her piss has a slight apple flavour.

Who took down the Berlin wall again?
We're getting a large influx of Germans here.

>>2783939
Enjoy your microplastics lol

>>2920892
Poor Suityan holds it in too often and is going to develop a UTI, leading to temporary incontinence. It would be especially bad if she's drinking juice while doing a collab and because of her pride, she won't excuse herself to go to the bathroom. Suisei, Matsuri, Subaru and Mio are playing Mario Party or something when Suisei lets out just a bit to relieve the pressure while they're focused on the game. Unfortunately, she lets out a bit too much and can't stop the flow. She ends up soaking the couch and the carpet but everyone else has yet to notice.

Eventually...
Subaru asks Matsuri, "hey, do you smell that? it kinda smells like..."

>>2861818
Based

>>2911037
You should go to Italy for a couple of weeks
Every day your IQ will drop by f(N)=10/N+0.5, where N is the number of days you've been there
After 14 days, your IQ will be lowered by almost 40 points
You will be autistic yes, although as a retarded autistic person

Imagine what Suichan's breath must smell like and how terrible her dumps must be.

>>2927099
>Shirako
Haha Suisei likes eating fish cum

What would Aqua's saliva taste like?

>>2931508
Fermented sugar

>>2933598
Delicious, I am definitely going to try it.
Also, the sweat in the under-boob area should be pretty good as well.

Sitting down at a fancy Italian restaurant eating al fresco as I enjoy my linguini in a robust Suisei ringo and butter sauce with a generous application of pecorino romano. A nice refreshing glass of Aqua on the side to wash it down with.

>>2934033
>Implying that you're Italian
You're poor and from a shithole country

what`s happening

>>2783622
Just get your own, OP.

>>2817784
>unmistakably piss
lmao

>>2934033
>as I enjoy my linguini in a robust Suisei ringo and butter sauce
>A nice refreshing glass of Aqua on the side

This thread made me want to try a cute girl's piss but for some reason the thought of mixing it with food is much less appealing.

>>2799115
Just pee in the ground, you dunderhead.
>>2819280
Is this one of her?

>>2934448
Yeah, the piss is wasted if you drink it with virgin food.
If you really intend to savour it, then you should drink it while fasting with a milk-enema soup.
The contrast between the milk savour and the piss savour will bring out the true essence of the piss.

>>2934607
Just checking but what is a milk-enema soup anon?

>>2926103
How would the others react when they realise Sui-chan peed herself?

>>2935155
They would hold her down, rip off her panties and fight over who got to wring them out in their mouth. The losers of the contest would greedily lap up whatever remains on the floor.

>>2935155
>>2935594
t. Summer-Colored Festival

>>2934687
The girl takes a milk-enema and then releases it in a bowl.
Get a spoon and you are ready to have a delicious meal.

>>2936094
But can we add bread cubes and grated cheese?

>>2783939
She's based and gets a free juice box for every view she gets on her music videos.

>>2936156
Sure, grated cheese is basically milk and bread cubes will get soaked with milk and shit, giving you that squishy feeling when chewing them.

>>2935713
Matsuri wouldn't be so aggressive. She'd just offer to wash Suisei's clothes, bring her new ones and maybe sniff her piss-soaked underwear.

>>2936094
Which holo would this taste the best for?

>>2936565
My wife Amelia would produce delicious milk enemas.

>>2936565
Roboco, because the others would taste like literal shit.

>>2936491
>spoiler

A girl's freshly worn panties are an absolute treasure.

Discovered in the wild

>>2936760
>made by Sora
Reality, she's at the most bottom left.

>>2936565
I would say Watame. But if you like spicy food, you might want to consider Ina.

>>2936962
>fix some food
>taste it and it's just bland, decide it would be better with some spice
>ask Ina to fart on it
This is what it feels like to live in the holohouse?

>>2936760
Haachama should be bottom right (loose because of her huge shits), competing with the zombie for the smelliest anus

>>2937045
Yes, this is the true essence of the Holohouse

>>2937045
>Ina
>holohouse
???

>>2937124
Hypothetical all gen all branch holohouse.

>>2936760
>>2937069
Hang on, where does it say that this chart refers to anal sex?

>>2937368
You though it was their ears?

Aruran just got to diamond in Apex.
He is the one who will take Aqua's anal virginity, not one of us.
Our dream is over.

>>2937387
It could have been their pussy!

>>2936760
Pretty good chart. Can the smell axis be transposed to their braps?

>>2937981
Nah, all of them would be on the bottom of the image.

>>2937323
I support the all gen, all branch holohouse if it's restricted to 2 bathrooms. Imagine all the desperation and accidents that would happen.

>>2938733
I would like to be the toilet then

Which Holo clogs her toilet most often?

>>2938733
Which holo would be the most embarrassed by not making it?

>tfw gura didn’t fart in the tub

>>2940238
I think Suisei, she seems very proud and invested in her idol image. She's also the type to hold it for longer than normal, since she doesn't take bathroom breaks on stream. This would make her extra humiliated when she eventually loses control and leaks in her panties.

>>2941462
How much do you think Suisei's soiled panties would auction for?

>>2940203
Moona.

>>2941644
Probably a very high amount, but the auction would have to be cancelled when the panties go missing (and by missing I mean Matsuri stole them to use as fap fuel)

>>2941981
>since she doesn't take bathroom breaks on stream

Is this true? Now I can't stop imagining her face slacking in pleasure and guilt as she empties the contents of her bowels into a toilet bowl Anemachi just scrubbed clean.

>>2943183
I haven't watched every single one of her videos, but I've watched a lot and never seen her take a bathroom break once. She's also mentioned a few times that she doesn't go to the bathroom, because she's an idol, and given how much of a tryhard she is, I'm sure she'd stick to that. Of course, all of that holding it in just makes her more desperate and likely to blow up the toilet.

>>2943183
I would lick her tearful face clean, then continue with the toilet bowl.

>>2832374
batman...

>>2944020
I wouldn't go for a cold ceramic toilet bowl when she likely got half of it all over her ass, I'm giving her a tongue bath

>>2944020
>>2944242
You wouldn't tease poor Suisei about the smell, right? That would be very mean.

>>2944364
>It's your shitting star, your diamond in the bathroom, pooping v-tuber Hoshimachi Suisei!
>Sui-chan wa~ kyou mo nioi!

>>2945262
You mean kusai? Nioi means smell as a noun.

>>2945411
My bad, I DeepL'd it. Kusai fits better.

As much as you guys are talking about Suisei holding it, I think she went to the bathroom in her APEX collab:
https://youtu.be/VxiHA3Eiq9w?t=12700
I don't speak Japanese, but she moves the avatars off screen and only Matsuri is talking for the next minute. One of the translators in chat said that she was "going to wash her hands", but I doubt it.

>>2947136
Washing her hands and also her chair and to change her clothes because she couldn't hold it anymore

>>2947136
She did say she was going to wash her hands, but that’s obviously a euphemism for going to the bathroom.

>>2947306
>>2947197
She used that phrase as well to explain why she was in the toilet during the Iinchou shit log story.

>>2947136
>Suisei collabs with Matsuri
>Suddenly has to pee on stream
New rrat: Matsuri spiked Sui-chan with a diuretic to fulfil her piss fetish.

Sora's toilet habits. Discuss.

>>2947603
Does she openly say she’s using the bathroom or is she like Suisei? I haven’t watched her much

>>2947603
She can out-shit any hololive girl, and is surprisingly casual about it despite being an idol. She goes as soon as she feels the urge, which means A-chan has to spend at least 20 minutes per day unclogging the toilet in the office.

>>2948056
>She can out-shit any hololive girl

So that's why they call her Daisenpai

>>2949090
大便輩

>>2949090
The hierarchy of hololive is determined by who can shit the most.

>>2949296
Coco would have to be top dog. Can you imagine her pulling out the Asacoco plug in model and the ensuing freight train of dragon shit shattering the porcelain of my teeth veneers.

>>2949568
Would that be allowed? I feel like using a plug is cheating. Plus she probably shits huge logs anyway without the aid of Asacoco.

I sure didn't expect to see this kind of thread when I entered a Suisei drinking apple juice thread

Which holo would wet the bed?

>>2950377
Aqua because she's Aqua, Lamy because she drinks too much and Matsuri because she purposely holds it for as long as possible.
Those are the ones that immediately come to mind, I'm sure there are others.

>>2950049
This is like the fourth ambrosia thread with that or a similar OP. Suisei is the ambrosia mascot.

>>2944364
Imagine how embarrassed she'd be; she held it in until she couldn't any longer, then ran to the bathroom with her butt clenched. As soon as her ass touches porcelain, a giant log slides out of her and the air turns heavy with the smell of rancid shit fermented inside her. The toilet is almost certainly clogged and the entire room stinks of her fumes. She'd leave the bathroom blushing and staring at the ground. How could you not tease her in a situation like that?

>>2911037
You don't need autism, you just need basic perception to know when you're dealing with flagrant cancer.
>>2911256
>The term refers to people who moved to /pol/ due to the elections, adopting their humor and other social dynamics, and then to other boards.
Except they're not just off-topic. The anti-"weeb" angle they're spamming, general vandalism, use of wojak edits like "chud", use of Discord, and use of other assorted newfag lingo outs them as election tourists. Election tourists don't always have to be openly talking about politics on every board.

>>2938028
It is my belief that the pressure of azki's chair crushing ass may be a silent killer of men.

>>2951439
>Lamy
>Little to no scent
Unless alcohol is drastically different in Japan, I'd move her much further to the right. Otherwise, that's a pretty good chart.

https://youtu.be/jEZUZIgbLRk
be there

>>2951579
Anon, this might be the wrong Suisei thread for you.

>>2944364
>>2951080
What's the best way to tease/bully a girl after she stinks up the bathroom?

>>2952580
Go in there, leave the door open and jerk off whilst loudly snorting.

>>2952580
Tell her it's your fetish to smell a girls shit, and when she lets you in, start to gag and say that's it's worse than you expected.

>>2904516
Pretty aggressive, but you are right. I think one thing that distinguishes adults from children is how they react to something they don't like. You can either ignore it and move on, or throw a tantrum and start spamming/trolling.

imagine Watame and Botan are letting it out in the toilet now
It's normal daily routine every girls do

>>2941462
Did Suisei go to the bathroom at all during her previous 4 hr APEX stream?

oh no what is she doing

>>2808143
haha, Kiara has asparagus

>>2956908
Maybe Suisei hasn't had very satisfying orgasms lately, as she's had to hold back her screams for the sake of her throat.

>>2955675
We don't have direct confirmation, since Suisei isn't the type to say she's going to the bathroom, but she did take a break about 3.5 hours in to "wash her hands". It's very likely she went to the toilet, but all we can do is make inferences which I'm actually fine with because Suisei's reticence makes it hotter

>tfw clogged the toilet last night

It was a massive pain but now I can imagine my oshi struggling with the same thing and it's extremely arousing

>>2959904
Imagine her struggling with a coke can size turd while you jerk your dick right in front of her face.

>>2959958
I wouldn't do that, anon! I would help her out and then enjoy the silence we sit in afterwards as she processes the fact that I unclogged her shit and smelled everything. And then wait for her to reach out the next time she drops a fat log because I've already seen all there is to see.

>>2954732
Watame would take huge shits from a combination of how much she eats and holding it in for long streams. I don't know about Botan though, what would her shits be like?

>>2960075
But at least you would cum on her shit, right?

Someone in the other thread suggested that Ayame is likely to be the first holo to shit herself on stream. Is there a lore reason for this?

>>2963828
M-maybe

>>2965153
The amount of semen in her lower intestines throw the microbial balance off, which makes her stomach runny.

>>2965153
She has IBS apparently and which other thread?

>scat and watersports thread
Wow this place is like /mlp/

>>2965153
>>2965844
She doesn't have IBS (as far as we know). She tweeted a while back about being in the hospital with chronic gastroenteritis, which causes diarrhea. The other thread is probably the one with the Kanata OP.

>>2965844
fart thread with Kanata as the OP

>>2965844
>there are people who aren't in both threads

>>2861958
stop replying to obvious bait you fucking mongoloid

>>2966195
I'm not a brap guy so I didn't think to check out the other one

https://twitter.com/ayunda_risu/status/1386233023822065677
bros...

>>2967800
Manure May when?

>>2967800
Between Ollie, Moona and Risu, ID has a lot of ambrosia. I hope we get something from Reine.

>>2968463
is there any ambrosia content from anya?

>>2798312
Bottlefags and cankeks on suicide watch

>>2968486
Not as far as I know, I've never seen her posted in these threads. Given the rest of holoID, that might just be a matter of time though.

>>2968486
I bet her thongs are brown stained every day.

>>2968463
Reine definitely seems like the most feminine ID. If we get anything, it probably won’t be intentional.

>>2951439
With all the gyudon Noel eats, there’s no way her farts would be scentless.

anyone got that risu greentext that someone posted a few threads ago?

>>2973241
>>/vt/thread/S2376978#p2386016

>>2973398
based