/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Gura the most!

Gura cute Gura cute!

Waiting patiently while doing other things: The general

The silver lining to not being around since Gura's beginning is that I have hundreds of VODs to catch up on during stream droughts

Did the discordmates leave yet?

Can't wait for her to cycle her excuses for not streaming. It'll go like this
Busy "working" on Hololive stuff offstream > Sick from "working" too much > House hunting > Repeat

Gurass

>>28540221

>>28540221
>>28540331
Return to the number thread

>>28540331
>Gura
>never streams
>17th
Ok I'm not following Hololive lately besides what little Gura does but: what the fuck is going on?

>>28540221
>>28540331
fuck off numbernigger

I will easily become the last chumbud.

>>28540389
EN proved that you don't need to stream to make money once you are already famous

>>28540221
>Mori stream less than Gura this month
wtf you guys told me Mori can still stream while recording

>>28540527
Not so fast

I have a question, but only for real autistbuds
http://poal.me/nptnz1

>>28540531
>EN
Ayame, Suisei, and other JPs cracked the code a long time ago.

2 more videos cross the 1 million views mark #47-48: [Project Diva: Mega Mix] Mikumikumiku and [Minecraft] One Block Challenge. Only 2 so far that are close to 1 million as well and when they do, she'll have a total of 50 videos that are over the 1 million views mark.

>>28540531
Really seething there. It's because the audience actually watches the VODs after. It's why there are so many streams that get a resurgence in views way after the initial stream and actually cross 1 million views (which in the grand scheme of youtube and not just vtubers alone) is a rare feat after 1 year has passed.

>>28540389
VOD views (hours watched).

>>28540787
There's some shitty modpack for Minecraft that is supposed to play like Elden Ring and I love it

why are we so hated by other fans…

>>28540787
Mods are fun, but I feel like they can get out of hand quickly.

>>28540913
Nah I think we are good
>>28539086

>>28540913
Because our oshi is
>single
>probably virgin
>cute voice and model
>a literal idol
>top chuuba in the world

Reminder that Gura is in Australia and really performed live at that convention.

>>28540913
Falseflaggers using Gura to shit on others and also jealousy.

Monthly member streams

>>28541119
worth if they're cybersex

Anyone can become a chumbud anytime
There is no logic in hating chumbies because their oshi is perfect.
You can love Gura too if you want, she doesn't dislike anyone.

>>28541119
remember that time she did two member streams in a row? I think we've got another one of those incoming

>>28541182
I fucking wish.

I love my daughterwife!

>>28541168
She will return and it will be GLORIOUS, it will.

it's okay if it's not glorious too you can stream whenevery ou want gura

I will miss her.

>>28533498
She does strike me as a megasub and considering my kinks that’s a huge plus

>>28540847
Who has the most 1M+ videos? I remember seeing it was close between Gura and Marine.

>>28541545
it must be weird being a sub in an inherently dominant position

Would you still Gura if she were a futanari?

>>28539844
&funni

>>28540331
>Kaela
That explains why she's always on when I open youtube. Is she cute though? never watched her.

>>28541763
Yes.

>>28541749
Plenty of women online do it, I don’t think it’s unmanageable

>>28541763
>futanari
>that cute and with that voice
no homo but... yeah.

Is goop goop dead?

>>28541749
That's why she's in love with chumbies, it's a much more balanced relationship.

>>28541763
why do chumbuds insist on liking dick

>>28541859
dead inside

>>28541859
Motherfucker she was JUST active on Twitter today
Unless she’s got a killswitch social media manager with cover SOMEHOW not knowing, you’re schizoposting again

>>28541763
>He doesn't want to jerk gura's dick while fucking her

>>28541929
most chumbies are subs though. that's just the nature of streamer audiences. though I don't think she minds she's come to terms with it

Is Gura Fertile today?
There is a big Hotel party and that gura cosplayer is here.

>>28541981
I’d like Gura to jerk my dick desu

>>28541771
Yea she's a good streamer
I like her.

>>28540913
pedos aren't well liked

>>28541941
*Gura's dick*
fify

>>28541771
Kaela is soothing autism noises. Good background noise.

>>28542017
cum on her chest

>>28541998
We get pissed at MALES and Gura likes that and gives us her submissive cunny.

>>28542076
Ok Teamate

>>28542045
You can jerk each other while you fingering her cun cun with your spare hand

>>28542076
we are the fans

>>28541998
chumbies are assertive about wanting to lick and suck her feet and she likes that.

I want to embrace Gura every day especially when she's feeling down or frustrated, even if she hates me and never hugs back. I want to headpat her and caress her tear-stained cheeks while telling her I'll be there for her whenever she needs me for as long as my heart still beats. I love Gura so much it's unreal.

>>28542089
what chest.

Gura sub…
Would love to pin her down in bed and torment her, calling her a dork and bullying her until she cums (chums)

>>28542239
Meds.

>>28542076
>>28540913
Stop falsefagging and samefagging greekfaggot
Kys

Hello shark here it is me The Real Gawr Gura Hololive EN Myth desu

AMA

i miss gura......

I want to make love to Gura. I imagine Gura sitting on my lap, leg-locking me while deeply penetrated as I hug her tightly, then kiss her forehead and her cheeks, caressing her hair, her back and her butt-cheeks. I love Gura so much it's unreal.

>>28539792
I love Gura's tiny loli cunny.

>>28542412
can I crush your balls

I don't understand dom/sub. Wouldn't a true dom be able to roleplay a sub in order to trick the other? A true dom can choose to be a sub at will, which is why Gura strikes me as a dom

>>28542412
Is your solo cup the red or blue one?
Its been on the table for a while.

>>28542320
>if you love Gura you need to take meds
Is this the average nu-chumbud of this general now?

When will Gura ERP as a sub for us?

>>28542478
that’s what we in the business call a “switch” and no they aren’t the same thing. a dom doesn’t get anything out of being submissive and a sub doesn’t get anything out of being dominant
so because gura is obviously quietly masturbating on stream every time one of the other members or her chat bullies her, she’s a total sub

love shork
simple as

>>28541976
I missed the gura activity

>>28542576
>>28542478
dom/sub is a thing mentally ill people like. Their name for normal people is "switch" and that's what Gura is (like everyone)

Me and my wife

>>28542508
If by nu-bud you mean Teamates jumping ship than yes

>>28542576
ah so its about what gets you ticking and not what your really are, like you could punish Gura by making her dominate you

>>28542649
That's kinda sad. I'm glad they're seeing the light of Gura's soul but they should never tell anyone not to love Gura.

Gura if she real

Gura please...

Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko? Gura doko?

Gura has definitely watched stranger things during her break.

The dopamine rush from last night will return and she will stream tonight as well

>>28542478
You're retarded if you think Gura doesn't lean sub, sorry.

It's over. It's so, so over.

>>28542681
ideally you’d want to pair a dom and sub up so both are getting off, like how i’d get off by paddling gura’s ass until it’s red and she’d get off from getting punished like the brat she is

>>28542775
God I hope

I WANNA CUDDLE GURA!
I WANNA! I WANNA! I WANNA!

important poll http://poal.me/hhtc9b

when is she going to give us the love bomb...

>>28542775
Rindo vagueposting is disgusting.

This is my wife. You might not like her but this is what my wife looks like.

>>28542978
Cope.

>>28540221
Gonna goose it

lets RP.
>Gura invited you out for sushi, or what ever that bitch eats.
>But being the uwu brat that she is, makes you drive and pick her up.
>As you get to her Apartment (the housing market sucks in RP too) you pull out your phone and call her to come out.
>oh thats right, shes a fucking dolphin, dolphins dont have phones.
>so you knock on her door and ask if she is ready, she opens the door and say "who are you talking to? come in im almost ready"
>(You) cum
> "Just wait here, imma go to the bathroom and we can head on out nanora"
> You look around her fish bowl apartment and see her gaming chair, rife with soggy barnacles lined down the middle of her seat.
>"surly where her cunny and asshole meet the chair"
> "what?" she says and she comes out of the restroom. "lets go anon!"
> she heads out the door and as you get up you catch a glimpse into the restroom and see a giant stinky diaper nestled in the trash, with a cartoon like stink trail finger, beckoning you to come

do you cum?

>>28542978
Cry more for liking the used old news.

>>28543540
Good to see your type show your true colors

>>28543540
don’t falseflag as a rindork, teamate

Do we make the Gura sadomasochism caption

>>28543525

>>28543525
I want to suck on Gura's moist gaming chair butt barnacles. Consume the but juice.

>>28543677
what

>>28543651
Leave us out of this, we're watching Ame read one superchat every ten minutes.

I feel like Gura's been hiding heavy feelings under a mask for a while now. Is it just me? not just about the denied BD plans and the daki.

>>28543717
Do we make a caption image of chumbud x Gura sadomasochism

Why are chumbies so weird?

>>28543811
she just needs to be burped

>>28543811
bridal mask

>>28543883
why, he asks...

>>28543883
We’re actually very normal. Probably the most honest fanbase. Everyone who thinks otherwise is in denial.

>>28543811
That’s what the pooiiint of the mask is (epic dream reference :D)

>>28543811
Well yeah. She releases her feelings offstream to people she trusts (not you)

What do you guys think she's working on?

>>28543811
Well yea that is incredibly obvious
Gura would never tell us her true feelings for better or worse
But mostly worse

How are my fellow yesmen doing? I don't care how lazy Gura is or what excuse she gives. I'll never say anything negative about her. She could fuck her boyfriend on stream and I'd still stand by her and give her money.

>>28544076
Analyzing Rindo streams, she has a lot to learn

>>28544086
>>28544024
make it less obvious

>>28543525
I don't want to give you attention,
but wtf

>>28544131
Why do you assume me stating the obvious is trolling? She's not going to be completely open on stream for a multitude of reasons.

>>28543811
Yeah. She doesn't like streaming very much and it got even worse when she saw actual chumbuds were pasty fat white effeminate guys with man tits

>>28544076
cumming (shes really pent up so its gonna be a while)

>>28544131
>1 second before cooldown expires
Damn you pretty fucking retarded aren't you?

>1h after supposed stream time
>nothing happened
>still feeling like I must keep waiting
What am I doing with my life...

>>28543811
She wants to make love to us, she wants to give us her cunny and have virtual sex with her chumbies. She has been repressing those feelings for a while.

>>28544128
>She could fuck her boyfriend on stream and I'd still stand by her and give her money.
thanks bro, Gura and I are glad that you're excited for the live sex stream, we will probably do it during the anniversary week

>>28544285
Its over. Come back tomorrow

glappo gockstar

Odd question but do you think Gura would make for a good mom?
Not in like the BREED GOTTA BREED SHARK WIFE way but in like the raising children way

>>28541763
Of course
https://twitter.com/ArcadiaMKII/status/1531615094102061056

Remember to report for trolling and offtopic and move on..

>>28544320
And there is the typical "yeah, me" cope by a yesman, lol.

>>28544241
>what is a pass
You're not fooling anyone

>>28544375
she isnt a city slicker so yes

>>28544375
not as she is now but she's the kind of person who would change drastically with the pressure and responsibility of motherhood and change into a good mom

>>28544024
Yeah, me

>>28544285
Gura is evil for having us pavlovian trained and now depriving us of reward.

>>28544375
She would. I imagined that scenery already and I think she would be a wonderful mother but the thought she'll never become mom as my wife kills me inside.

>>28544406
yeah, me

>>28544375
No, she'd need a lot of help from me.

>>28544436
That makes me happy to hear Anon. I like women who would be good mothers to children (and I mean that in the most non-creepy way that can be meant)

Envision Gura's tiny swollen lactating breasts

>>28544406
>bait
>get unironically mad when people reply with a meme response
discordsis...

>>28544402
Are you like 5? This isn't your hugbox. Just because you don't like a post doesn't mean it's trolling or off topic. You should get banned for false reporting

>>28544375
Mamashark raised her right, she'd be fine after undergoing a massive change due to the pressures involved
She's outrageously adaptive when given initiative

>>28544375
I could see her showing up on local news for letting her baby die in the car on a hot summer day.

>>28544375
She would mess up basic everyday stuff but shine on the important bites

>>28544521
>get mad
No one is mad, lol.

>>28544076
Her dinner while watching a Netflix movie.

Hmm preggo Gura oh nyo~

>>28544542
t.hreadshitter
Not your hugbox to just shit up the place however you want

>>28544618
>if I put "lol" at the end of my post then it won't look like i'm fuming lol

>>28544521
the yesman schizo has been on it for a while now. He used to be annoying, now he's like a funny pet of this general

>>28544375
Yes, all the signs are there and instincts would take over even more once she actually has one

uuuu mommy guwa i wanna feew the wawmth of youw womb again googoogaga

This is pretty heartwarming to read

>>28544375
Most likely

>>28544375
I think she'd be a very loving, caring mother, but probably not strict enough. When you have to sleep outside one night because Mom say your grades and locked you out, you usually tend to swing hard in the opposite direction as a parent yourself.

I'm not gonna stream. Whatcha gonna do about it? huhaha.

>>28545103
Dumbass brat gonna give her a fuckin swirly

>>28543811
Crippling depression is a bitch. Low self-esteem and dumb friends who cannot read between the lines does this.

>>28545103

I want to see her toenails

>>28545545
Are they blue as well?

GIVE ME GURA OR FEMBUD PLEASE SOMETHING

>>28544076
purchasing a new mic

>>28545602
Fauna in a couple of hours

>>28544076
Disassociating as hard as possible before she's forced to work again

(Not a rrat I have an inside source) goobruh deepthroated her mic too hard and had to replace it

>>28545545
Reminder that she specifically painted her toenails for the offcollab and then still freaked out when ame tried to look at them

Hi, degen fetishfucker checking in here because I like the shrak.
Has Gura mentioned wedgies at all besides the dance practice collab and Bully? And if not, have any other mems besides Calli?

>>28546029
No. Superchat her about it she loves talking about wedgies.

>Gawr Gura
I miss her.

>>28545963
Very cute

>>28546086
Well I’m not gonna spend money on that. Was just curious since bringing em up twice is kinda odd.

What psychological factors could possibly make Gura so adverse to streaming and love bombing her lovesick fans?

>>28544669
>not being a yesman = threadshitter
lol sorry. And you are still using the term hugbox wrong to fit your narrative. This isn't your hugbox and criticism is allowed. Next

I'm concerned with how much I've shaped my life around her streams. Recently I've had no idea what to do with the evenings and have just been scrolling memes before passing out, often forgetting to eat.

>>28544681
>If i say someone is mad that means they are mad. I say this to make my argument seems more legit
lol

>>28546325
This isn't your hugbox and you can be called a faggot for being a threadshitter

>>28546267
you

at this rate i'm actually going to be disappointed if she renews her contract with this worthless dogshit company run by psychotically incompetent subhuman waste

>>28546435
umad lol

>>28544681
lol
lol

>>28546441
This isn't your hugbox and both positive and negative comments are allowed here. You want it all to be positive which is the definition of a hugbox. You lose, next.

>>28546267
Recently she received skinship from her holo friends irl which must have reduced her pent up frustration caused by lack of social contact with others and now their bonds are as close as ever, she must be spending a lot of time every day talking with them on discord and she doesn't feel the need to talk to chat as much as she used to.
Gura is getting a social life and while it's absolutely healthy and positive for her, it's the worst thing that could happen for her hardcore fans.

I want the timeline where Gura streams erryday

>>28546598
threadshitter

>>28546545
lol, nope. You big mad

>>28546598
>He post this while crying about positive comments

>>28546262
https://youtu.be/3wsiJVzv9vg?t=4332
she fixed a wedgie here if that makes you happy

I want to do unspeakable things to the shark woman

Gura doko...

>>28546598
no you still don't seem to grasp anon, there is no reason why you can't be shit on because all you want to do is come here and shit up the threads. You are unloved by literally everyone, and no one would notice if you disappeared right now. You throw this word hugbox around as your excuse to shit on Gura while pretending you're untouchable because of it. Well it's not your hugbox and it should be clear (YOU) are not and will not ever be wanted here

>>28546683
nah you're mad lol
me? i'm calm

The devs increased the hosted filename length. Not important but I noticed just now.

>>28546746
Super hot thanks for the bread

>>28546746
Fuck I wish I was her panties. I want to be stuck between her stinky buttcheeks. So warm and sweet smelling.

Gurin doko?

Yeah, I'm thinking yesman schizo is mad. Were you bored in another split and decide to come back here? Don't even pretend you don't go around this board trying to drag down other threads.

>>28546746
>>28546262
>>28546086
Well, I guess next time she is doing superchats I'll have to send a super chat asking about her fixing a wedgie when arm wrestling Kiara

>>28547022
go for it

Mr yesman is big mad. Reporting posts as spam. It ain't gonna work. You should be banned for false reporting. Talk about taking an L

Gura on Mumei stream

Gura art on the collab stream right now btw. Idk what they're saying I have it muted

Admiring Gura tummy on Mumei stream

>>28547022
She must get wedgies a lot. Probably because her buttcheeks are so tiny, no excess flab. Leaves her butthole nice and easy to access. Lick you wouldn't have to pull her cheeks very far apart to gain access to her sweet honeypot. Imagine her little starfish winking hungrily at you, wanting to be licked and filled with tongue and cock. Her little fuckable fartbox.

>>28547182
>new ip
Scared of getting a ban because you know you're a threadshitter and you're ban evading?

>>28547278
this is what lack of Gura stream does to a man's sanity

>want to snuggle with gura
>can't
life is cruel

>>28547278
Kill yourself

>>28547434
Been doing my tongue drill reps. Gotta stay limber. I'm like a hummingbird, and her asshole is the flower.

>>28546969
If you’re her panties then you don’t understand how much I want to hike you high and tight up her ass crack, pull your so hard she gets a cameltoe and squeals from the burn while getting aroused from the friction in her lady parts. I want to snap her undies over her head and watch her waddle around like a complete dork while grabbing at her butt cheeks and whimpering about how she’s a famous internet celebrity, not a nerd, and this can’t happen to her. I want to see her butt cheeks split right down the middle by her embarrassing fish print undies so deep she’ll need a crowbar to pick them out. I want her walking with a wince for hours after she finally gets the ass floss her panties have turned into out of her sore crack. I want to watch her dangle helplessly by the back of her underwear, kicking her legs in the air while everyone else laughs at her for being such a fucking nerd, or pull the front of her loser panties up to her teeth and make her hold them there while I call her a little nerd and stuff her in a locker

Missing my wife.

>>28547529
I welcome it. Death by sharkbraps. Suffocate on her Big Mac Burger toots. A gentleman's death.

WHY
WONT
SHE
STREAM

>>28544076
whatever the most recent update is to whatever game she plays offline with friends.

>>28547592

I will die before Gura

>>28547592
That's really hot

>>28545963
Gura and Ayame have so much in common.

>>28547326
NTA, but I am currently ban evading and there is nothing any jannies can do about it because jannies are nothing more than dickless faggots who should kill themselves. My only hope is we can get janny into a romantic relationship with omega tranny and stars en so that janny does a murder suicide when his heart is broken

If you were having sex with Gura, doggystyle, would you be able to avoid the temptation to stick a thumb in her brapbagel to heighten her orgasm? Turning Gura into a thimble is my true destiny.

>>28546267
>love bombing her lovesick fans?
but she doesn't even do that anymore.

Reminder the baseballfag is likely still ban evading and has been known to shit up these threads for fun by his own words.

>>28547908
she does manager projects now. they cancelled all her stuff to make time in her schedule for the manager projects

>>28547022
Holy shit please I beg you

>>28546746
isnt this the second time she's done this on stream with a 3D model? why can't she just keep her hands out of her ass for one hour

>>28540221
>>28540331

>>28539415

>>28548520
Why do you want her to suffer with a wedgie when she knows the only viewers who care about it LOVE seeing her pick them?

>officially 5 days without streams
She won't stream tomorrow either and the day after and the day after that and maybe she will make a short gameplay on Saturday with little to none chat interaction and then another week of silence.

I'm going to sleep right now, please wish me death in my sleep because I deserve to be liberated from this struggle.

>>28548251
Very based!

>>28548520
She probably touches her butthole and sniffs her fingers all the time. She's a smell fag. I KNOW she does it. Smellfags know the truth.

chumbuds i'm so tired

>literally the baseball fag that shits up these threads
Kill yourself

>>28546888
NTA, but I think you're acting like a little bitch. If someone's post makes you upset, just be an adult and ignore it.

>>28548367
I am actively ban evading, but I have not been the one shitting up the threads for a while now. I have been shitting up random threads in the catalogue, but the holofags, bitching about gura being lazy, boyfriend shit and baby shark shit are not me. I have been posting repeatedly that Gura is a pure virgin with an intact hymen

>>28548671
wake up champ, come hornypost and make this place comfy.

>>28548520
She’s out to make her wedgieshit admirers cum and it’s working. God, she probably does that all the time when we can’t see her, reaches deep up in her crack and picks em out, makes an audible sigh of relief that’s only offset by the knowledge it’s only 5 minutes until her fat ass eats them up again

Give me your most raw description of Gura's little hole smell

>>28548520
3rd actually

>>28548866
Timestamp for the other time?

>>28548866
Where was the second?

>>28548748
>NTA

>>28548801
She probably sniffs the butt covering part of her panties at the end of the day, after all day of being wedgied up her ass over and over. Imagine sucking on those panties.

>>28548856
I like to think that she has no fishy smell but does get that womanly non-rancid body odor

>>28549001
She doesn't wear panties retards. For the love of god watch streams.

>>28548708
see>>28548778
I am shitting up threads currently, but not /ggg/ as I have not actively shit up /ggg/ other than calling Gura a virgin for a few weeks now

I love my dainty halfling of a wife. I want to bear her petite frame in my arms and make her feel safe and loved.

>>28548856
Sweet like honey, but also a little tangy and cheesy, quite sweaty, from all that intense gaming, plus a hint of strawberry from her scented soap.

>>28548359
c'mon you already know the answer is no

>>28548628
This is now the third longest break she's ever taken.
I wish talking to us didn't seem like work to her.

>>28549074
Then what is she picking out when she gets wedgies?!

>Mumei can review porn on stream
>Gura can't get a non lewd daki

If she’s picking them out all the time they must be riding up so often. She probably wears too small pairs for 3D on purpose so she can get off to the embarrassment of getting caught picking them out. The fact that every second is mental torture from the discomfort is just the cherry on top

>>28549230
My cock

>>28549165
It's fun to lick your thumb and then circle the hole, gently massage it until it loosens a little and welcomes your thumb in.

>>28549230
Pants. She said she wears pants during the motion capture. She certainly doesn't wear panties and at most wears pajama pants at home, which do not count as pants.

Better yet she’s hiding the fact she’s got her underwear over her shoulders with that big hoodie

>>28546638
We're still her lovers and that's not gonna change. She gets really into teasing us and likes to have some sexytime with us, as well as chat about whatever she wants because she knows we love her and listen to her.

>>28548856
Strawberry, it has to smell like strawberry and other answers will be consider as shitposting

>>28548778
I know you're not the yesman poster because he's been around longer than you. Your posts are still extremely obvious, trying to shit up the thread or not.

>>28548992
It's true. I think you're both being pathetic children for complaining about each others' posts.

>>28549257
Yea >we all know Cover hates Gura already

>>28549457
Strawberry scented soap.

>>28548748
Ironic because there are people that come here daily to complain and shit up the threads over something they hate. Why don't you tell them to grow up and leave, or are you one of them? Faggot

>>28549496
>It's true

>>28549482
which posts do you think are me?

>>28549589
The only thing I complain about is that I don't get to see more of her. That really seems to upset particular people in these threads.

>>28549418
Imagine Gura getting hung on the flagpole like in a 90’s movie

>>28549528
they're limiting her to get her to crack and accept the new holo males.

What's the bet gooba art won't appear on Mumei's stream, because child anatomy is too yabai.

>>28549854
uhhh... who's gonna tell him?

>>28549912
wot

>>28549989
>>28547187
>>28547227
>>28547249

>>28549989
Pay me $20 and I'll tell you.

>>28549854
They already reviewed this one >>28543167
and cumbuds posted their uohs in chat.

>>28550190
Sex.

MORE GURA ON MOOM STREAM

New Rindo just dropped

This fucking art stream is the most Gura we've gotten in a week

>>28549650
>succy posting wasn't a thing until you showed up
>you are the dick sucking asmr fag
>self admitted wedgiefag
I don't really feel like typing out more, I don't care if you admit to it or not but I know all three of those are your doing a majority of the time

>only reviewing the flattest Guras
Mumei is good people

>>28550086
oh... my fuckin ADHD must be really strong today. I'm an idiot. Welp i saw goob, me hape.

>>28550441
No I’m the wedgiefag, whoever you’re talking to is just gay

Sana literally crying over the Gura pic

>>28550685
She was one of the good ones.

>>28550685
She's just like me...

>>28550441
1 for 3. Don't feel bad, that is a .333 batting average. The succy shit isn't and never has been me. I would never say Gura likes men who aren't me. Dick sucking ASMR is me. 99.9% of the wedgie stuff isn't me. Only time I post about wedgies is when she picks them on stream and only about her picking them. You also missed the
>the girls went to walmart because Gura wet the bed and Ame wanted her to wear a diaper and she didn't sleep with Gura because Gura wet the bed
That was me. So I guess you are really 1 for 4. .250 isn't really that great dude

>>28550685
Actual ToT

>>28550685
Me too. Like actual literal sobbing.

>>28550851
Bed wetting… kinda hot desu?

>>28550685
It's amazing how Gura makes everyone cry

>>28550851
I'd wager you don't have to try very hard to get the ASMR talk going since 75% thread would shoot a load through the roof over it anyway. There are worse methods of shitposting.

I miss when gura used to at least make up excuses for not streaming.

>>28550685
Which pic

>>28550851
>admitting to being the diaperfag
retard

>>28551154

>>28551162
All real chumbuds are diaperfags, get out

>>28550980
right?
>>28551013
it isn't even me talking about the asmr, xe just gets upset I call it "dick sucking" asmr or "cock sucking" asmr for the valentines day ASMR. The only times I really even bring it up is when I say she is a spaz and poured all the poprocks and lollipop drool all over herself or when I point out she got really horny during it but also did it really awkwardly with the sucking sounds since she doesn't know how to give a blow job and how her horny voice she was trying to do sexy at the end was really cute and dorky
>>28551162
99% of the diaperfag posts aren't me either. Just specifically the bedwetting ones were me. I really am the boogie man living rent free in your head

>>28551154

>>28551397
Not me, I don't want no diaper blocking my access to the chocco.

>>28551397
Magnum cope go seethe in your crib googoogaga baby man

>>28551452
ToT

>>28551426
Hold up she did dick sucking asmr?

>>28551377
I want to fuck this so bad...

>>28551377
i want to lift it's tail and sniff it's little butt butt.

So we can get a Gura daki now right?
Surly they wouldn't let mumei do this stream and still say Gura can't have a daki.... right?

>>28551452
Uooooohhhhhhh ToT

>>28551377
No panties, no good

>>28551649
She sucked and licked the mic and moaned while it was in her mouth. She was acting incredibly horny

I REALLY want to impregnate Gura

Gura is really cute she should do more 40 second clips!

>>28551426
I don't like when you use crude words to refer to my daughterwife's lollypop sucking ASMR please stop

>>28550851
Gura's succs are for me, she knows that I specifically love them.

>>28551983
Fuck me man

Makes me wish there were more than 3 reader x Gura sexfics

>>28552108
they're for me because I love them but I' mglad you like them too

>>28552315
M8 are you a member? Would recommend it for just a month to get some of the members content, it’s amazing.

>>28552388
I don’t pay internet people for anything

crog toad ompf gnarth

>>28552388
Seconded. Paid for itself many times over. For the ear nibbles alone.

I'm tired of this. So so so tired. There isn't even going to be a payoff for waiting so long, is there?

>>28551426
It's not so much that you're some sort of boogieman but rather I lump all the posts of your style into one large reason why these threads will never be as good as they were last year. Keep posting whatever the fuck you want, just don't complain about the quality of the threads.

>>28552611
There will be if you like going to conventions!

>>28551983
She likes to feel good with her cumbuds, hopefully she will fully filter/convert the non-goomers soon.

>>28552388
Agreed, Gura's monthly one hour member stream is usually very good.

>>28552629
you cant even correctly identify my style even though most of the time when I am shitposting I do the grammar the same weird way. I am your boogie man, pick it up, pic related is for you
>>28551649
yeah on valentines day
>>28551983
it was a lollipop

>>28552767
>doesn't watch the member vods
does even?

>>28552629
What was so good about last year's threads?

has anyone in batch 2 of gura's nendo received payment confirmation yet?

>>28552758
Trying to grow her following by converting my fellow wedgiefucks

She picks wedgies intentionally just for us cos she knows we're watching. She knows exactly what she's doing.

>>28552979
not me at least

>>28552968
Less shitposters.

>>28552884
she does those things in the “let me take care of you” asmr

>>28553080
I don't believe she picked it for a 3rd time until someone posts a timestamp of her doing it.

>>28553080
If she did a wedgie members stream I would buy in instantly

>>28552884
>it was a lollipop
It was my dick the 20+ times I masturbated to that asmr.

>>28553147
I don't see how it's a shitpost to discuss the streams, and no one else seems to have anything to say other than baiting/bitching.

>>28552968
less shitposting, better moderation, way more OC being generated, slower and comfier threads, better discussion where it was clear people watched streams. I could go out but there is no point in rambling about it because those threads are never coming back

>>28553257
hmmm... the dancing lessons, the bar brawling game with ame, and armwrestling? dunno too lazy to check.

gura get on twitter and like this

>>28553147
That's only because global had them all at the time. Peope started migrating more towards splits at the end of last year.

I'm kinda feeling burnt out on Hololive honestly
Think I'm gonna watch indies for a while instead and just watch Gura when she streams.
All this shit is just so tiresome to me when I want to really care about Hololive but management fucks my oshi at every possible step.

>>28553324
Anal gaping ASMR. any day now.

>still crying over Gura
Based Aussie

>>28553476
I'm burnt out on everything. But have nothing else to fill the gap, so i stare at this stupid thread, and half watch chuubas that I don't even like.

>>28553476
I've just started watching anime again

>>28553717
Sana based, been kinda appreciating her more since the grrad announcement. Might follow her pursuits outside hololive. She's nice girl, pretty yab free. Such a shame her design sucked ass. Shoulda been a chocco loli instead.

>>28553812
I never stopped but right now I'm medically fucked and have nothing better to do.
I can't even play videogames for more than like an hour before getting massive confusion and disy spells so I really rely on streams to help me feel better.
But idk I just miss Gura so much and I don't really enjoy supporting Cover anymore.

>>28553474
That's simply not true. Global continues to have nearly the same amount of posts every day while the total percentage of posts on the board goes down. /vt/ as whole continues to grow in popularity and it keeps bringing more shitposters

Does anyone have any Gura fanfic ideas? Might write em. I’ve done a looooad of fanfics.

>>28553405
Oh nyo. Well, there are fewer streams, fewer jannies, and more antis now, probably fans of all the streamers who shit on Hololive/vtubers.

>>28554258
gurame going out for ice cream and then they fuck

>>28554258
Gura and Rindo being best friends

>>28553476
I've been busy thanks to work, but its been killing me. I've poured any remaining free time into video games but its just not the same.
All these breaks and little sprinkles of extra break days since the house break is getting to me. I just want her back already, like the good old days.

>>28554258
catshark loli with a rapewhistle blackmails the reader into rough anal in the neighbourhood playground

tempted to make an alt account to SC Gura to ask
>Are the rumors that you wet the bed during the off collab true

>>28554258
Shion uses her magic to shrink Gura and put her in the jar with Ebi.

>>28554258
Gura grooming fembuds on discord

>>28554109
I don't enjoy it much myself, but I do like a lot of the other girls and their streams, and for better or worse cover is hel- well, not helping, but is a big reason they get to see their dreams come true. I just cope through only buying birthday merch that actually has the money going where it should, and memberships, which probably have the same split as superchats but I don't know for sure so I can pretend otherwise.
Condolences, also. I'm not medically fucked myself but I am caretaking so I can understand having lots of 'free' time stuck at home that isn't really free time at all.

>>28554413
Go for it.

>>28554322
Hmm, not bad
>>28554258
Not into anal but the premise is funny

>>28554481
Yes man it sounds nice but I legit feel like I have less free time now than when I was working because I literally fucking can't do anything but watch streams.
Hell I fainted while vaccuming my house and I was only doing it for like 10 mins

>>28539792
Gura is an actual genius. At first her not wearing pantsu was a turn off, but I tried it and realized it's better that way. You can go days (even a whole week) without bathing and building smegma, and it doesn't smell at all. Gura is in fact hygenic. I suggest you all try it if you don't like bathing.

>>28554741
But my dick flops around too much if it's not secured...

>>28554653
just regular seggs then. and she has to be really bratty, and peegasms are mandatory. Needs red schoolbag too.

>>28552611
no, there's not.

>>28554938
What the fuck is a peegasm

Merch idea: Gura themed rapewhistle.

I really lose motivation to watch any holo event without Gura streams in the middle, is like trying to watch a tv show without the plot of my favorite character progressing

>>28555007
Too dangerous...

>>28554992
Just made it up. Specifically a loli orgasming so hard that she pees from all the pressure on her bladder. More a full pee than just a squirt orgasm. Lolis only.

>>28552611
I'm just honestly terrified about everything at the moment.
I'm terrified at the prospect of Gura collabing or being forced to collab with the holostars.
I'm terrified that she's lost motivation and that the current rate of streams is the new normal.
I'm terrified that she doesn't really like us that much anymore or that she sees us differently than she used to.
And I'm terrified that she's not being honest about herself or what she does when she's away for so long.

I don't want to think this way anymore. I just want to see her. I want to have fun with her again.
But I can feel that something is wrong. I don't know if it's that she just doesn't know what to stream, or if it's frustration with COVER, or if it's frustration with us. Or maybe it's something more personal.
Whatever it is, I just want to do something that will bring her smile back, but I don't know how.

>>28555122
Take a break bud

>>28552968
There were more Gura streams to talk about.

>>28555122
Cripple-chama...

>>28555037
i know that feel

Shitposting aside..... kind of
It does feel kind of bad that Gura can't even spare like 1 hour to chat or something.
It really does make it fe like she just doesn't like streaming for us.

>>28555122
Try to distract yourself with hornyposting and lewds. Is what I'm doing. I feel the same but I supress those feelings, and I ignore the threadshitters and anti's trying to put these negative ideas in our heads with disingenuous shitposts. It's hard to think negatively when I'm imagining how her butthole tastes.

>>28548628
just kys

>>28555122
You're thinking too much. Go build something or get a project. Instead of thinking about Gura on empty moments my brain gets filled with how cool my custom bike will be.

>>28554258
You took in the cute shark girl you met when she wound up lost on the beach by your house. She'll only stay for a week or two before disappearing to the ocean for a while, and while your relationship has bloomed into something romantic, she hasn't accepted your offer to stay with you permanently. She says she'll always be back, and she hasn't let you down, but you can't help but worry all the same.

>>28555122
She does see us differently. She's ready to take our relationship to the next stage. Her true passion is sharing her life and her love with her precious chumbies.

>>28554699
>Hell I fainted while vaccuming my house and I was only doing it for like 10 mins
hey Gura
>>28554741
My balls hurt if I don't wear boxer briefs. I had to go to the doctor over this when I was in college. Apparently I have some weird congenial thing behind my balls that makes my balls hurt when they aren't supported. No Idea why it took until I was 20 to become an issue

What if she misses us as much as we're missing her right now.

didn't do shit for her birthday and now still can't bother doing anything. just embarrassing.

>>28555431
She obviously does or she wouldn't be doing twitter reps

>>28555281
I too miss Gura so much it hurts.

>>28555122
You and me both. I really don't care about anything but her love and spending time with her, so this has been hard.

>>28555431
she's said otherwise very clearly and directly. she doesn't look at or think about hololive when the stream isn't on. this is a job that she clocks in and out of. she doesn't miss you or care about you outside of the money you provide her.

>>28555431
She reads chumbie posts across social media when she misses us, so she doesn't really feel like she's been away as much.

>>28555281
Trust her plan

I knida wish Gura would just give a single like to the homes so that shitposters will at least get some new material and save me from this bored ass gura doesn't care time looping

>>28555581
Huh? I don't understand what you're saying.
God I wish I was Chloe in this picture. Imagine what her hair must feel like. Like how soft it is. I love in her ASMR when she brushes her hair. Sounds so silky.

>>28555715
NO MALES

>>28555122
Same
Bad shitpost bait
Same
Same but I know this isn't true
Same

Also same

>>28555715
oh nyooo, the dramafag is getting bored. There are other e-celebs who get into tons of drama, you know.

Gura my beloved... doko