/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

That's pretty cringe-worthy. Fuck my life.

>>28464390
It's over..........the personalities seem like shit too

Okay, that was cringe but at least they watch streams. Maybe most of them only Gura watchers.

This is embarrassing.

>>28464390
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOLOBROS, HOW'S THE SMELL?

>>28464390
>dez nuts
not only are these people ESL, they can't even meme.

>these fucks are gonna have endless sex with your oshi
have fun ENfags!

I bet Mori laughed at those tweets

I hate Niji cringe stuff and this is exactly those things

>>28464588
it's Dez like the dezmond guy, forced but whatever

Oh no its just a bunch of Luca...

>>28464654
oh shit I can see it

>>28464390
>They hired a bunch of mori's

>>28464390
Enjoy holobros!

I must not be the target audience because I do did not know what zoomer slang a "sadge" was. I thought it was a typo of "sarge" at first.
Prediction: "This thread has been pruned or deleted" in 5... 4... 3...

>>28464390
You guys got your very own Luca, impressive

Can't dox them if they're all exactly the same!

>>28464390
BASED NIJICHAD HUMOR

>>28464390
this happened before but where

>>28464390
Just from the very, tiny ammount we have seen of the way they all talk on twitter, I can now almost guarantee CONFIRM these motherfuckas are collabing with the girls. Every comment on reddit/youtube is GIRL COLLAB WHEN and just the cringe drippin off them will somehow force its way in. This entire board is in for a god damn shock.

Mori/Kiara are gonna open the flood gates. Mori is already talking to them on twitter

oh no, you guys are getting the same thing we got when the nijimales started

I quit niji when these fucking retards started spouting all that shit. it was already bad enough with nina existing and finana being borderline shit. and then males hit the fan.

SUFFERING

thankfully I was already branched out by the time it happened

Is it in the holo's contract to have phony and cringe pre-debut twitter exchanges?

Kind reminder that women would rather fuck these goofy ass guys than your serious ass.
You've missed your chance irl, and now got the front seat to watch your oshi getting freaky with them funny guys again. Have fun.

/here/ humor
home...

>>28464390
>unironically nijiEN rejects
Lamao.

>>28464780
It's twitch humor. To be specific its XQC at his worse and sperg chat twitch humor.

i fucking hate luca

>>28464390
>Cringe but still fuck your oshi
how do you feel bros?

>>28464390
this exchange sounds ai generated

>>28464932
At least for nijisanji you were always in for it. For hololive, homos arent gonna collab with girls with 100% chance but for EN I fear it might happen

>>28464639
>h-hah! enfags rekt because en has males. jpbros rule!
no one tell him

>>28464390
>they need to please twatter

>they're fucking normies
kill me

>>28465183
What do you mean? My JP oshi has had males around for years and only thing she has done is mention them like twice in her career but she will never, NEVER collab with them. Its out of the god damn question and it will not happen and no one is begging for it

>>28464756
>a whole male gen of mori's

Cover really going the Niji EN route with these boys.

>we have luxiem at home

>>28465163
if only we lived in a perfect world.

>Deez nuts joke
there is this dimwit in niji en that keeps spamming them on SCs, I'm already tired of it. blue guy not even a chance, will check gladiator since best design, hands guy seems to have my dumbass sense of humor and vampire dude has a very stupid smile that made me interested.

>>28465338
what did you expect ..?

So is this what women want or were they simply unable to find any men above the age of 25 who wanted to be vtubers?

>>28464898
>Kiara
really?

>>28465163
Homostars are still a different branch that's treated like some sort of second class citizen so there's little chance of them collabing with the girls with any regularity, because this isn't Niji. And despite how bad management is, even they know that forcing collabs to happen will only annoy the largest portion of their viewerbase so they wouldn't risk it.
Despite how much the discord raiders want otherwise, nothing will happen thanks to how pathetic this reveal was.

>>28465828
She was the one begging for male colalbs on stream

>>28465978
poor kfp, timestamp?

God enough with the deez nuts jokes, NijiEN has already run that shit to hell at this point

>>28464390
Is this the same stuff the nijisanji dudes do? I don't watch any of them but I want to know now.

>>28464588
>>28464733
This confirms they are /here/. Some anons are calling Magni by Magni Deeznuts since his name is Magni Dezmond.

>>28466026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBfgk0-kq7g

>>28465720
wait, the many handed horse molestor shows some potential.

>>28466026
NTA
I don't know about begging for male collabs but a few months back she asked her chat if they would be fine with her having males on her stream. A bunch of the virtue signal kfps said yes, most likely she was talking about this.
Can't remember if it was a member or public stream.

>>28464390
pale imitation of luxiem

>>28466301
mori talking to mori, she's getting a kick out of it

>>28464390
Nijifan here. now you fuckers can feel what I felt when Luxiem debuted

>>28464390
Blunt copy of NijiEN usual interactions

>>28466301
He is looking like the best of them, ironically.

>>28466580
nigger this is worse

>>28466580
Vshojofan here. We have no male members so we get to laugh at both of you.

>>28466580
It wasn't as bad with luxiem either, it was when noctyx happened that "every solo stream can be a male collab" started to be the norm

based fr fr no cap on god

>>28466680
what about zentreya?

>>28464390
>adult acting like underage
why are they so childish
holostars are way better than this manchildren...

>>28466820
>this
these

>>28465163
Bruh Mori is already spam replying them. Shes going to drag them into every collab she can.

>>28466820
Kids will be their target audience, that's how you get rich as a western streamer

>>28464390
Yeah i was hoping they wouldn't be as cringy as the Niji ones
I'm throwing in my lot with the ugly hand man

If Magni ends up having the best personality and being the most entertaining despite his design, that will be the funniest shit in the world

>>28464390
Quite lucky for them in the future when they can interact with jp idol

Wonder if they’ll create male Minecraft will be interesting to link them

>>28466702
That isn't the norm though and never was? There were like 2 instances I think of Pomu changing a solo stream into a collab which included males and one of Rosemi doing it then everyone acted like it happens all the time. As of right now I don't remember the last time it happened.

Back to JPs only for me. Literal Zoomer/Alpha gen tier humor.

>>28466680
what do you mean. connor is right there.

>>28466806
checkmate

>>28467359
It doesn't happen anymore precisely because those few occasions were so egregious. And thank goodness for all the people that were will to speak out about it.
I hope holofans make their voices heard too.

>>28466301
I don’t get it

>>28464932
I hope they'll be like Lazulight where they're just cringe on Twitter but they'll be better on stream.

>>28467359
only because they didn't advertise it doesn't mean they didn't do it. they normalized crashing into a chuuba's stream unannounced because FAMILY™ so you get a male voice even when you're watching a female chuuba. remember why vox yab happened in the first place

>>28464390
God I hate them so fucking much

>>28468021
I actually watch the NijiEN girls and still do anon. It barely happened at all and never does now.

>>28467954
I didn't watch much of the luxiem streams but it's definitely going that way. bunch of twitch spastics

>>28464390
Trying to copy Luca already KEK

>>28464954
>You've missed your chance irl
What are you, like, 60?

>>28464390
No cap this be bussin doe fr fr no cap

>>28467621
It's better you don't.

>>28468021
>vox yab
qrd?

>>28464390
Literally just Luxiem. They should have just made a gura clone but with tits, to appeal to me (the most important viewer).

Can't wait to watch their debuts and then go back to watching literally anything else.

>>28464999
Nice. But I would guess they're just recruiting fags from twitch, like niji did.

>>28464654
Not enough shrek.

>>28464390

>>28468939
The funny thing about that is its not even the same thing. Vox was doing his ASMR BFE stream and Reimu was in his chat trying to get him to help her with a game interrupting him and some of his more extreme Chinese fans went schizo on her. She didn't just join voice call with him unannounced.

>>28469350
Jesus christ what are they thinking?

>>28467621
you have a pc infront of you, look it up

Literally /HERE/ vtubers. The better fact is taht they are acting like idiots in purpouse while they are laughing at anons in /vt/.

>>28464954
>you missed your chance
Im a 30 year old manlet with general anxiety and OCD. Why in the world would i wanna complicate my life relationships.

>>28469467
Ah, sorry, I did know that yab, I just forgot it.
Honestly fuck reimu, but chinks did go too far.

>>28466301
>I swear I didn't know
lmao god fucking damn it Mori AGAIN? First lean and now the enumclaw horse fucker's roommate

>>28469779
Well that guy described it like it was something different to begin with.

>>28469613
>shitting on twitter
I dunno, seems based

>>28469861
yep. but honestly it did happen to me a few times that I was watching petra and alban would just randomly pop into vc, don't watch anyone else but shit was very annoying.

Holocucks.... its time to join us with the real idols at Production Kawaii

>>28467621
mr hands was the name of an infamous zoophile who recorded his activities. He would film a videos with a horses, and eventually and passed away because one of then ruptured his insides. After he passed away the case gained a lot of notoriety and laws agaisnt zoophilia were passed.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

>>28470079
No, I will not shill to any fucking indie corp. But this group almost made me want to. So screw you for asking anyway

>>28469288
>Can't wait to watch their debuts and then go back to watching literally anything else.
this
im giving management a 50/50 chance they will make everyone forget about their existance and focus on sana graduation, council3d and irys2.0

Wait I thought You guys said they would be above NijiEN and not say stuff like this? But now you like it?

>>28469350
Seems based. That L+ Ratio reminds me of that stinky fish in NIjiEN

>>28464954
Good. After they day they've had, it seems like they could really use some laps to rest their heads on.

HOLOLIVE EN IS DEAD! HOLY FUCK!

>>28470079
>production boyfriend
>boyfriend connect
>boyfrienderia
>boyfriend project
Small corpos are all getting dicked down.

>>28464954
>You've missed your chance irl
are you that old?

>>28470916
They are holostars en please don't associate the girls with these fuckers (w/ Mori,Ame,Bae)

>>28464390
Well shit. That's two down, three chances left for ONE of them to be decent.

>>28464390
Incredible, they're worse than I imagined.

>>28465385
At least Mori's design is good

>>28464932
PhaseConnect to the moon!

>>28465382
She fucked every single one. Cry about it because it goes both ways

>>28472602
Pippa will collab with the furry.

>>28464390

>>28464390
>>28464756
So when does the entirety of /vt/ kill themselves in collective malding and despair because their oshis "keep betraying me" one by one by one?
This isn't even funny anymore, it's just dull watching you retards get aneurysms.
>t. Autismoid

>>28475340
Man I miss the good old days of ISHYGDDT spam.

Why are they speaking, they haven't debut yet

>>28464954
>/vt/ spergs
>serious

>>28466301
Can this woman open her mouth without lying for ten minutes? So tired of it.

>>28470916
HolostarsEN please and thank you. HololiveEN on th other hand is thriving moreso than your Holorejects that continue to think about the company to this very day. :)

>>28464390
>it's the Twitch zoomers who spam POG POGGERS all the time
Fuuuuck, dead in the water

>>28471077
cope teakek

>>28464954
I fucked your mother.

>>28466301
>mori had to google mr hands to see what it was about
>probably saw pics, might've even watched the video out of curiosity
hot

>>28475340
>This isn't even funny anymore
Speak for yourself. For example, I cannot get enough of watching chumpedophiles come to terms with the fact that Mr. Hands is going to finger Gura.

>>28478958
>holoboyfriend
>boyfriendshojo
>boyfriendspo
>trannysanji

>>28479609
Will I at least get to watch?

>>28479609
>>28479737
Listen schizos, I don't care how many miles of dick my oshi takes. She said in her members stream all the cum is for ME.

>>28479931
All the cum is for you...?

>>28479931
No fair, you can't hog all the yummy cummies!

>>28466268
>all those comments and chat replies
I just wish we weren't such a minority.

>>28466268
Wtf bros? I thought Kiara was the most idolest idol that ever idoled?!?!?

>>28464390
Only Risu should be allowed to even mention nuts.

>>28464390
OH NO, did they really think this fucking interaction was a good idea??
If they are really going to talk like this (and maybe even worse, like Luca from NijiEN), I'm going to end myself.
What was Omegay thinking when hiring them??

>>28464390
I will close twitter because after every tweet I just keep loosing more interest

>>28466931
she is gonna turn them into permanent members of her podcast with bae and irys

>>28464390
>>28464733
Purple guy is /here/

Oh my god its even worse than I could have imagined. They are sincerely just luxiem clones. I actually feel bad for holobronies, no one deserves this. It ruined nijisanji for me.

Lame basically stopped watching ninji because there were always collabs with the guys guess ill stop watching holo too.

God damn first sana now this was fun while it lasted.

>>28464390
i've seen everything i needed to see about them

>>28466206
so you telling me they are /here/ because of this amazing & ORIGINAL that would never be thought anywhere else but /here/?

>>28482973
Yes Anon, this is a secret club you know. All of the stuff you see here happens nowhere else.

>>28466680
Zentreya and Connor

>>28464390
Jay...