/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Alright Shondopilled Individuals, six days from now it will be Shondo's birthday, and in these trying times she needs our love and support now more than ever before. That's why I'm calling on (You) to do your part and contribute to her birthday card!

>Rules
Image dimensions must be a multiple of 200 (200x200, 400x400, 200x400, etc.).
No boobs, and keep the ribbons on! Our imouto wife is proud of her smooth, unadulterated chest, and her wrists and neck must be obscured at all times! If not by ribbons, then something else. These are the explicitly stated wishes of Shondo herself, and for her special day we should respect those wishes. Any submissions that do not follow these guidelines will not be accepted.
https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT/status/1490576987353759744/

>"I'm not good at art"/"She won't appreciate my work"
https://streamable.com/dv1p8o

>Sending the Card
The card will be submitted to Shondo's art twitter hashtag on the morning of her birthday via an Anonymous Twitter account. July 23rd, 8am BST (3am EST). If any of her husbands here have swallowed the entire bottle of Shondopills and somehow have access to the enigmatic kudoboard, submitting the card there as well would be greatly appreciated.

I wanna get off mr Liggerman's wild ride.

wife_dm_!

filian being a bad girl

I'm falling in love with a whore

>>28415484
And do what, watch corpo?

>>28415630
Do something productive.

>>28415622
Bro, you've been falling in love for weeks now. Just commit already.

>>28415630
Liggerman's wild ride is a metaphor for life.

>>28415693
Cmon now, we know you're not doing that.

>>28415400
>You WILL Watch the League Collab
No.

>>28415693
No. Fuck real life.

>Y-You guys will come watch 5 hours of twitch streamer fails and meme compilations with me, right?

Shondo watch: Her new cat is named Otis

I love Hina!

>>28415952
where did she get that name from?

>>28415896
No.

>>28415974
I think the owners gave it that name

>>28415964
you just reminded me i never finished love hina

>>28415896
If I get goodbye kisses at the end, yes

>>28415479
I don't like shondo.

>>28415896
Of course. Anything for frog.

Ninabros...

>>28415952
cute

>>28416123
Imagine the orgy

>>28416123

>>28415693
die normalfag

filian is based

All the yuribaiting is getting excessive.

>>28416521
almost like it's just girls playing it up, right?
But seriously, they're probably just having fun with friends.

>>28416521
There's barely any yuribaiting and it will never get excessive

>>28415896
>5 hours of twitch streamer fails and meme compilations

>>28416521
You're taking things too seriously anon

>>28416604
the whorca is a midget

>>28416604
>tags: ugly bastard

>>28416521
Hello newfriend

>>28416571
i hate the antiship

>>28416604
kek all that chuuba knowledge stored in his belly.

>>28416123
w-what is this?

>>28416604
>boots

hmm today i will watch some chuubas

>>28416521
I haven't had my fill yet
though desu the whole "female socializing through skinship" thing is still alien to me, but I'm just a touch-starved m*le viewer so I don't know anything about being social in general.

>>28416771
sex

>>28416809
>It's been 5 years since I was hugged by a girl

>>28416604
Where did you get this picture of me?

>>28416898
shut the fuck up normalfag

>>28416898
didnt ask blogger

>>28416521
true, if it continues you will have actuall yurifags that will come here thinking neener and girls are actually dykes

>>28416898
boohoo fucking normalfag some people have never had affection, fuck off and shut the fuck up faggot

>>28416935
>>28416985

>>28416898
Normalfags get out.

>>28416898
>only 5 years
I bet you still remember what it felt like you social butterfly you

>>28417023
kill yourself

>>28416898
Get outta here normalfag.

>>28416604
Was Nina also at the meet&greet?

lmao next you're gonna tell me you're virgins or something

>>28416809
Yeah, girls hug all the time, lay on people and all that kind of jazz without it being a 'thing'
Random thought, since touch starved dudes can get hard from that kind of contact, can touch starved women get aroused too?

can't fucking stand when normalfags try to pretend like they aren't regular fucking normalfags. teehee look how lonely and sad i am i haven't fucked a stranger in weeks

>>28416604
You know that's fake because that person left the house.

>>28416197
based image

>>28415896
No.

>>28415896
yes.

>>28417023
>>28417074
i thought this was a smug image not a crying image sorry for telling you to kill yourself but you should still shut the fuck up normalfag

>>28417068
Brah, if you are still in uni join the weebshit club/society. Get over whatever "omg, these weebs are so basic" hangups you have and enjoy it.
'cos in anime soc people get... around.

>>28417109
no
only popular chuubas allowed

>>28417275
shut the fuck up and kill yourself you normalfag piece of shit no one asked for your fucking advice

>>28417275
I dropped out of uni and am now in training to becoming a code monkey. It's over.

>>28417290
Good, anyone who touches her I will Minecraft

>>28417275
who asked who asked who asked who asked

>>28417262
It's ok I got some (You)s and managed to upset some people and bait the whole thread into a shitstorm

>>28417275
i hope you die painfully soon, pretentious fucks like you who hand out your unsolicited normalfag advice are a fucking cancer. go back to social media and uni clubs, faggot

>>28416345
based on what?

>>28417462
Vsauce

what chuuba should i watch if i despise normalfags

I heard Shondo's ASMR was good but I couldn't really get into it yesterday, her friend's was better imo

>>28417553
The /b/at.

>>28417431
Female behavior.

>>28417553
shylily, numi, rainhoe

>>28417604
>/b/
Nah, probably /a/. /b/tards have a different feel.

>>28417604
that can't be right, her image is being used by a normalfag in this very thread

>>28417609
And yet men keep falling for it. Truly peculiar

>>28417627
Yeah the underageb& feel, just like bat.

>>28417431
I don't even get why people are so mad, I'm an autistic loser who's hasn't had a relationship in years, just because I got lucky when younger and feel other anons should get it when they could... Because man, making connections in the so called real world sucks.

>>28417601
it was great i masturbated to the kissing part and i'm not sure how to feel about it

>>28417676
Prewired responses. Like how women wake up at the cries of a baby.

>>28417704
More like the retard feel. It's really fucking obvious.

>>28417755
Because yours is the typical response people have whenever we discuss these types of things. No one likes unsolicited advice.

>>28417755
>I'm an autistic loser who's hasn't had a relationship in years,
so you're just a normalfag, pretending to be autistic neet recluse online to look cool and fit in, fuck off i hate your kind so fucking much DIE DIE DIE

>>28417755
>You have it bad, but I have it worse
This mentality is very easy to bait and take advantage off for a reaction

>>28417755
go back normalfag poser piece of shit

>>28417755
Failed normalfags are a fucking plague

i dont get it bro just have sex haha! i'm a total loser just like you, man i haven't gone to the club since last month, it's easy man just be yourself lol! us autistic losers am i right

Mint live on LzySusan's channel playing L4D2 is anyone needs a fat dog fix
https://www.twitch.tv/lzysusan

i will remain a introvert muscle chad until i find a woman who is the same as me

Who are you watching, anons?

>>28415896
I'm sure I'll end up doing what I usually do and have her stream playing in the back-ground while I go about work, my hobbies and other things around the house. I might even go rock-hounding for a few before her stream starts.

Loving someone shouldn't mean being obsessive to the point where you sacrifice what you can do for yourself for them. It's healthier to take the time you need to make something of yourself so that you are the best you can be for that Person.

I adore this Gem of a Woman with depth and sincerity of feeling. So that's why I don't feel an anxious compulsion to hang on watching every moment of her streams; I already feel confident that I have a healthy rapport and empathic bond with her and I can share beautiful works like this for her too show her my appreciation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my_sMSpXHIw

I've had sex once, 10 years ago. By spergmetrics this makes me a normalfag.
Never mind I'm a shut-in permaneet on disability gibs. You fags are ridiculous.

>>28418222
No one

>>28418239
GET OUT NORMALFAG, DISGUSTING SEX-HAVER

>>28418222
juniper's vod.

>>28418222
Shondo ASMR vid while doing my Anki reps
and then Westside vs the World

>>28418239
shut
the
fuck
up

>>28418239
I think these are the Holofags who think /lig/ is the solution to their oshii's "betrayal"

>>28418222
nothing, I'm waiting for saru to go live

>>28418239
Yes, having sex any amount of times makes you a normal fag. Feel free to leave.

>>28418239
who the fuck asked blogger?

>>28418222
I'm catching up on the Coqmeat vod then later for me it's the Frog and then Girls FC playing MH

>shondo got another sphinx from the same genetic fucked up bunch of Marley
God fuck no

I have recently started watching Lumi, donyou bros have any vod reccomendations because I really like her

>>28415896
I'll watch the memes even if theyre meh, but I'm skipping the twitch fails

>>28418222
rrrolling rrrrs
https://www.twitch.tv/bimten

>>28418438
well marley died because he was eating plastic

>>28418438
>>28418518
And he was already weak when she got him

>>28418438
Marley gobbled up a bunch of hair ties, it had nothing to do with genetics, no?

only yocci made it to the meet at twitchcon when all vyugens claimed to be there which is pretty sad I was hoping I will meet my oshi

Is Saru a normalfag?

>>28418473
I'm assuming you mean awoo Lumi but just in case, which one?

>>28418438
marley died because he was retarded, but you'd think they'd just scoop up a shelter mongrel with strong genetics rather than a selectively (in)bred breed.

>>28418493
Oh shit I was trying to remember her channel

>>28416898
I havent had sex since last weekend

>>28418493
>Verified Accounts Only Chat

pass

Someone please stream, /lig/gertown is getting cabin fever.

>>28418671
There is one chuuba streaming

>>28418473
>>28418607

Okay I'm dumb its Lime, I meant Lime

>>28418613
Do cats breeds have the same genetic fuckery going for some dog breeds? I only know about the male + white fur + blue eyed cats being mostly deaf

>>28416604
Whose stream?

>>28418671
Fortunately it's the end of Twitch con today so schedules should be back to normal next week unless they all get covid

>>28418671
Sinder's subathon is live :)
https://www.twitch.tv/sindervtuber

>>28418584
wasn't dya there too?

>>28418792
>so easily forgotten

>>28418671
Susan is doing a collab with Mint. Otherwise, just give up and watch japanese indies or a corpo.

>>28418840
No, there was lily, numi, yocci and rainhoe

>>28418796
Limes? Try watching the dragon's dogma 2 announcement stream, or rather the lack of announcement one

>>28418839
>>28418653

>>28418671
https://www.twitch.tv/vtubercypress
Never watched her tho

>>28418325
That and I'd like to think some are throwing in with comedic exaggeration that's flying a bit under radar.

>>28418813
idk some stalker-chama stalked a bunch of the streams i just saved the picture

Judging from some pics, Yocchi might have the foundation to be architecture material.

The Beanqueen that is so based that you can't say her name properly is streaming!
Today she is playing Alien: Isolation!
https://www.twitch.tv/soyapoya

>>28418325
>>28418956
Fuck off retarded normalfags and catalog tourists

>>28419008
I can see it.

>>28419230
Lily showing tummy what a harlot

>>28419230
All my oshis. That hair though <3

>>28418956
faggots like you are so fucking annoying fuck off back to r*ddit if you want to be an ironic weeb

>>28419230
the whorca has pretty hair

>>28419230
That's a lot of sex for one picture.

Bella live
https://www.twitch.tv/beyumi_

>>28419008
>>28419230
A fine base indeed

Also whos that with the sunglass emoji again?

>>28419230
mmm fat oni thighs

>>28419411
it's my queen Rainhoe.

>>28419230
>>28419307
>>28419362
when she farts her hair is absorbing the smell since it covers up her ass

>>28419230
They're all a little heavier than I imagined

>>28418325
I think you are really underestimating the number of lonely people in the vtuber scene if you think unicorns and goslings only exist in the Holothread.
I still recall the meltdowns about Soda and Lord in fucking /vsj+/ of all places.
I have found those who claim to watch vtubers for entertainment are either homosexuals, women, or goslings in denial
Also, the women and the homos are ferocious in their unicorn pursuits when it comes to male vtubers.
This board runs on hypocrisy. No one wants to admit there is no logical reason to give money to strangers.

>>28419230
Rain > Numi >> Yocci >>>> Whorca

>>28419537
I watch chuubas exclusively for sex.
If I didn't want sex I'd watch m*les
Simple as.

I LOVE VEENER

>>28419441
I see, I like the cool racecar shirt

>>28419537
>goslings in denial
What exactly do you mean by "gosling" here?
You can 100% watch the opposite gender because you enjoy them, without being a gosling at all. This is in itself "entertainment."

Saruei LOVE

>>28419537
I only watch chuubas for porn

Are we being raided by /vsj/s leaving their thread because they're mad about a gfe streamer joining them?

>>28419537
Yeah. Look at this thread whenever someone posts anything rtx. And I wouldn't say this for muh immersion but this is getting retarded already

>>28419875
nice false flagging.

>>28419875
No, shitdick. But keep letting/vsj/ live rent free in your mind.

>>28419935
Where else would we suddenly get a bunch of people having a hard time understanding normal vtuber stuff itt

>>28419875
They're big fat babies who don't understand the erotic appeal of reverse corruption

>>28419817
based

>>28420002
>Reverse corruption
Abi get some rest

>>28419879
I have been sperging about RTX because of my experiences in /wvt/
"Immersion" is retarded because no chuuba sticks to their lore for more than a week, it is just that it kind of depressing when a chuuba quits streaming because someone found her only fans.
This has actually happened before.
Do not underestimate what schizos can do with your personal information, trying to get you expelled from your college is something that has happened as well.
RTX supporters speak from a place of entitled ignorance. A week in /trash/ would cure them from such delusions.

stupid sexy virgin whore

>>28418222

womp womp

>>28418493
I love that accent.

no post with an anya image is ever worth reading

>>28420223
Twitch doesn't pander to Japan, so those problems don't exist.

I just love women is all.

>>>87768757
They killed it
𝅭 ▲
▲ ▲

>>28420288
womp womp

>>28420223
do not try to mask your sperging about RTX under the umbrella of pretending to care about chuubas
>yes mr dean, that student is streaming as an anime girl, expel her now from your college
it's always the holofag posts that are the most retarded in lig

>>28420380
Some of them are alright some of the time. But all of them are crazy.

>>28420338
>le japan bad
go back

Are we still talking about sex because I got laid on friday and it was great.

I hate women so much it's unreal

>>28420426
>muh holofag
Wrong thread for that angle

>>28420427
Look around you, we're all a bit crazy.

>>28420432
Japan is great.
Their otaku may as well be gotham city supervillains.

>>28420443
shut up numi
lesbian sex is just glorified foreplay

>>28420443
die

>>28420443
hitting or receiving?

>>28420443
blow your brains out worthless off topic piece of shit. no one will miss you

>>28420443
Same, I fucked my oshi and she loved it.

How about we sex each other?

I think 2022 has been a great year for /lig/gers.

>>28420487
i love you too bat

>>28420499
yea the amount of normalfags and failed normalfags in this thread refute that but i'm guessing you're one of those too so can't see it

I have sex with myself every day

I might be having some right now

>>28420562
cant have that here, some nigger'll complain

>>28420562
My penis is for Vienna, sorry.

>>28420596
pics or it didn't happen.

Bat reminds me of Daria. Am I the only one that thinks this?

>>28420494
>Wrong thread for that angle
oh you mean the thread about independent vtubers not associated with any corpo like hololive?
holofags being retarded is nothing new

>>28420500
you don't have a single fact to back that up except youre retarded redditor sensationalism, anything bad about japanese otaku is much worse and more frequent in the west

>>28420658
whom

>unironic vtuber fans ITT right now defending japan

>>28420724
go back

>>28420723
This one.

>>28420724
/out/chama...

why do you tards keep entertaining the anyaposter whenever he posts dumb shit
this literally goes the same way every time do you never learn

Shondo Schedule

>>28420723
google is a really hard

>>28420724
Go back to whatever shithole you crawled out of

Anyone else weirded out when a chuuba says that her parents watch her streams?
It just feels wrong.

>>28420443
i hope you have to bury your children

>>28420872
a whole week packed full of wifey, yay

>>28420872
shondo bad

>>28420872
2 days without my imoutowife...

i overheard rainhoe was giving blowjobs by the mens restroom

Good morning/afternoon/evening /lig/gers, divegrass season is upon us and so the roster needs refreshing. To lay out how this will happen, there will be two polls, the first will be composed of still fringe-relevant memes, plus whatever suggestions the thread has, the top 25 (if theres more than that) will then move on to another poll with members of the last team that are still pretty relevant, top 18 will make the team.
I will be taking suggestions for the first poll all week, REMEMBER: THE TEAM IS COMPOSED OF THREAD MEMES, NOT YOUR FAVORITE CHUUBA. I'll be checking every thread every day for the next week, so just mention divegrass or the team in your post and I'll see it.
All medal players from last time will stay, /lig/ma balls (staying the team captain), Bowser Femgosling, Anny Invented Divegrass, and NIBTOTCON!, I will also be adding Dead Ligger Storage directly to the team as a goalkeeper. I'll be deciding position and medals for the next team myself with consideration given to the 2nd poll results.
Team sign-ups start in a couple weeks, and the tournament is the first two weekends of September (third weekend if necessary), so we truly are almost there.

I'm just waiting for the weekly gfe with my wife where she shows me memes on her phone and I pretend to care because I like her laugh

>>28420864
i will always shit on anyaposter everytime he posts yet another retarded opinion
be it that RTX is somehow bad or that corpos are good
i will always call him retarded simply so he knows that holofags and their opinions aren't welcomed in /lig/

>>28421050
>business whale
Is that whorca?

>>28419879
There is nowhere near the amount of faggotry surrounding RTX here than there is in /vsj+/ or the rest of the board. The only discourse here is the dichotomy between "protecting your identity" and "posting your face to own the unicorns", most other times it's just people yelling sex at the pictures or just not caring at all.

>>28421175
Bao

>>28421175
no that's your mom

>>28421137
>holofags
>aren't welcomed in /lig/

>>28421208
I remember whorca went on a tangent about setting up the business for vtubing after another tangent about taxes.

>>28420338
Both cases were with /wvt/ chuubas and I saw it go down live. And /wvt/ is pretty sane all things considered. Check kiwifarms and you will want to delete yourself from the internet as well. Not even viewers are safe.
>>28420426
It's more of "I found you to be not very attractive so I will spam the thread for hours with your real-life face photoshopped on your character while calling you a fat pig"
Basically what they did to Cimrai with a timeloop. It eventually gets to you.
If you go to the trashcan you can see the schizo is still doing it to this very day. There's a lot to learn about the human mind if you step inside the belly of the beast. Go have fun over there for a bit and see if your opinion remains the same.
There used to be a time when it was understood one shouldn't upload your personal data on the internet. Corporations changed that to your detriment so they can make a profit by selling your information to marketers.
Your fucking phone is spying on you even when turned off. We are living in a Phillip Dick novel.
Nothing to win. Everything to lose. If you want to "own the Holobronies" so bad just collab with males don't put yourself in danger without necessity, that will hurt them more anyway.

god i hate effortposting

>>28421247
nah, its from Bao went on a a month hiatus, then came back for like 6 straight sponsored streams, then another hiatus followed by more sponsored streams

>>28421137
kys tribalnigger

>>28420872
>30+ guests
all me

>>28420562
Well sure I'd hang out with a lonely Fujo.

>>28420338
Twitch has a different kind of "enemy" than the obsessive Jap superfan. Twitch has the old /b/ type of troll where they fuck with peoples' lives for fun because they're on the Internet and the Internet is just a game only taken seriously by losers with no life. They literally ran xQc out of the country with constant swattings and being seen stalking his house on security footage.

>turns into a vehicle in your path

>>28421293
>If you want to "own the Holobronies" so bad just collab with males don't put yourself in danger without necessity, that will hurt them more anyway.
liggers not only post RTX but also do that too and the best part is that it's working especially looking at your posts sperging about it under the cover of muh they will get to you

>>28421468
*rolls you away*

>>28421468
that doesn't seem very comfortable

>>28421050
I have high hopes for this season lads, the team has already anointed itself with the blood of the shark.
In terms of suggestions, is it too early to offer up Filian is based?

>>28421188
nta, but for a week or so i thought lumi was just a cosplay adjacent because this thread mostly talked about her pics

>>28421468
doggy style

Bean and autism viking are on btw.

I haven't read the thread, but I'm going to assume you're being gay and retarded, again.

RAKASTAN LOOMI JA HALUAN MENNÄ NAIMISIIN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, PERUSTAA PERHEEN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, JA KASVATTAA AINAKIN 28 LASTA TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, LAPSIA JOTKA PERIVÄT PARHAAT PIIRTEEMME JA OMINAISUUTEMME, MUTTA JOTKA OVAT MYÖS YHTÄ AUTISTISIÄ SUOMALAISIA KUIN HEIDÄN KAUNIS DORKA ÄITI

>>28415896
Jesus Christ, yes

>>28419307
https://files.catbox.moe/djvuvb.mp4

>>28421679
You only post this when people are arguing so I think you have read the thread and are just being passive-aggressive.

>>28421702
whale tummy

getting real cassandra vibes from anya poster. keep on warning them, i'm sure they'll listen eventually.

>>28421702
What a slut. *grab tummy*

>>28421702
>Triggered when fan takes photo with her
>OK with Twitch stream
Solid 8/10 tummy

fuck the retards sperging out, post tummy pics now

>>28421733
anons here should just admit this is devolving into a /vg/-tier general l. The sooner the better.

>>28421814
this is archive stream pre vtuber debut

>>28421856
How is /lig/ comparable to a /vg/ general?

>>28421877
Isn't she in the same outfit as the ones from twitch con?

>>28421916
no.

>>28421468
SONIC UNDERGROUND!
SONIC UNDERGROUND!

>>28421702
Holy fuck that's a cute tummy.

>>28421877
Doesn't that make it against the rules

>>28421838
anon...

>>28420872
30+ guests and 0 men
How does she do it bros

https://twitter.com/snuffyowo/status/1548714146958417920
A MLP lore deep drive would unironically be an improvement.

>>28422036
you snitchin?

>>28422119
I would tune in for that, ngl

https://twitter.com/Lumituber/status/1548713140916985858/photo/1
LUMI SISTER TOMORROW

>>28421468
I said hop in

>>28422228
KEK

>>28422119
I'd watch that, yeah.

>>28421733
So in other words, yes?

>>28422228
let me pot up real quick

>>28422291
If you have to ask, you're gay, retarded, and autistic.

>>28422119
On one hand, that would be great the original lore was amazing, some of the best world building ever, on the other hand, it would also include the later seasons and remind me of how she show declined past season 2 to what monstrosity it became post school teacher arc

>>28421702
Why are all these /lig/gers so fucking cute irl?? It's bad enough that they're good at playing cute anime girls, can't they be satisfied with that? These vile succubi are going to drain me completely dry!

>another day with no tob

Alfi live
https://www.twitch.tv/alfhilde

>>28422336
Damn, a simple yes would've sufficed.

>>28422363
School arc can suck it.
Toppling a communist cult leader and having them fight back by erasing parts of the past until nothing remains was pretty dope though.

>>28422472
>ptsd
qrd?

>>28422220
>Big sister
Imagine the height of that lass

>>28422548
she's a mental mess

vacation slideshow with DM

>>28422595
it would be funny if shes actually shorter

Are there /lig/gers that play bullet hell games?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1MBZA7w9YQ

Get ready for comfy sick streams.

>>28422516
She was a great villain but they made her too much if a Mary Sue after that

>>28422649
Will Nina stream while sick as fuck?

>>28422607
Are we talking Frog level of mess here? Or even Shondo?

>>28422649
who who who who who who who who who who who tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me

>>28421838

>>28422774
Coqui, no!

>>28422708
Diagnosed autism, implied trauma in past, possibly implied rape, general mental health issues.

>>28422774
based

>>28422707
Every single chuuba at twitchcon.

>>28422611
technically mayo cat is still on vacation until 26th but great pic anyway

>>28415896
FUCK yes

>>28422842
Getting sick is a generally accepted factor of going to cons, though covid has made that concoof a little more serious.

>>28422817
Average Swedish woman then.
t. sven

The frog is hard at work on her fanfiction, working 10s of hours off stream for a bit that might not even last an hour, and you're here shit posting. Your oshi would be disappointed that you aren't using this time to find something your passionate about and doing it

>>28422817
that's just your average /lig/ger

>>28422611
What kind of photos would she show

any good stream on today

>>28422949
I wish I had her enthusiasm for autistic things.
I don't even have that anymore.

>>28422949
I'm doing my reps for Numi right now.

>>28422949
i've been shitposting all night
i think my oshis would be proud

>>28422949
I am passionate about professing how much i love my oshi.

>>28422949
I'm passionate about being impassionate.

>>28422949
I hope she overworks herself into oblivion

>>28422993
museum photos
landsacpe photos
hotel sex photos
food photos

Ngl shylily's tummy looks kinda fat

>>28423178
>over work herslef
>have breskdoe
>she alianates everyone ND they lesv>I'm the only one remaining at a VIP
>she falls for me since I'm still by her side though the hard time
>we rebuild fogethrr
Its perfect

>>28423324
Holy fuck anon did someone snap 8 of your fingers

>>28422949
Was trying to draw, but the heat makes it hard to concentrate on anything.

>>28423324
What?

>>28423304
yes, and?

>>28423178
I for one will enjoy the Frogger scrolls arc.

>>28423324
You okay ligger?

>>28423304
Can't say the same about her tits
Ironic that these chuubas all seem to be flatter in 3d than they are in 2d

>>28423475
Fat tummies aren't cute

>>28423324

>>28423535
poor anny

>>28423535

>>28423324
Anon go to sleep you're drunk.

>>28423185
Do you think the novelty would wear off a little after the 10th photo of her on her knees, double fishhooking herself while gargling a fat load?

>>28423521
If you're disappointed, just wait until you see her face

>>28423324

>>28423304
i enjoy whippets and pcp too anon, how did you know?

>>28423612
t. Vei

live with the orca
https://www.twitch.tv/nihmune

>>28423546
Now she actually does have fat titties

>>28423324
the sanest Saruei watcher

>>28423324
so.. put up with her bullshit until everybody else has left, so she have no choice but to pick you?
thats some massive beta male shit

>>28423324
its time to drink some water and go to bed anon

>>28423580
it probably depends on how excited she'd be to show what her and husband dm do when nobody's looking

What is Numi studying?

>>28423921
The base of my penis to the tip

>>28423921
sex

>>28423921
whore 101

>>28423921
my cock and balls

>>28421293
They deserved it for ruining Bloom

>>28423921
I heard she was studying someting in STEM, she's a smart puppy.

>>28423324
anon stop drinking during a heat wave

>>28424022
Oh, so a short course

>>28423633
>>28423324
hwoops

>>28424437

>>28424437
theres not much to work with so you'd better do a good job

Alfi new uniform concepts

>>28419230
>dyed hair
Looks like Rainhoe didn't get the memo. Dyed hair is so 2010's.

>>28424638
Soon

>>28424721
>>28424638
It's based on the British WW2 uniform, though depending on your perspective they could be fascist too.

>>28424638
honestly a really sexy uniform, hope she wears it on her model someday

>>28424437
body shaming isn't funny it's okay to have a little dick

>>28424638
very bland

>>28424642
She has the egirl look with or without dyed hair.

>>28424831
it's only a concept and she already rejected it, said it's not her style

>>28424805
>

>>28424787
Military uniforms are just the first step.

Gentlemen

>>28424805
sph is hot

>>28424919
based

>>28424909
yes?

>>28424909
I'm bothered by that violent cavity where her sternum ought to be.

>>28424851
out of the four of them only Yocci and Numi seem to have any fashion sense, and Yocci's is the fashion sense of a whore (complimentary)

>>28424909
Did she ever explain the little warning symbol?

breeeead

>>28425044
chussy

>>28425100
You can't take our freedom from us.

perhaps we may finally be free from out mortal coil

I want to bury my face between Yocci's thighs

>>28425372
She’s married take a hike simp

>>28425236
No

>>28419230
I want yocci to sit on me.

>>28425372
She's married, but perhaps we can make her husband into an architect... he already does all the cooking anyway.

I want to bury my face between satrax’s calves

>>28424909
It needs one of those cock depth scales with HORSED at the end

>>28416521
glad I'm not the only one, literally all they talk about is wanting to fuck each other and it's so transparent

>>28417366
Please enjoy applying the illogical business logic. It was hilariously profitable 10 years ago at least. No clue to the current market conditions.

>>28425412
>>28425494
>married
Important question: was this a leak or was she honest about it?

>>28425417
bat 3d, veener 3d
i love lig

>>28417601
It was okay, on the saruei asmr scale it would scrore a 7.

>>28425663
https://twitter.com/yoclesh/status/1511653534265139203

>>28425663
She's always been open about it.

new bread doko

>>28423324
This is what french does to you

>>28425747
hot
married pussy is the best

>>28425747
>>28425749
Based, I will now watch your chuuba. Also, what a lucky bastard.

>>28425759
how about a kiss instead? ~chu~

>>28425663
you're not in hololive thread anon
liggers aren't afraid to say they're in relationship
that's how they filter out retarded unicorns before they latch onto them

>>28425759
Had enough bread as is.

>>28425872
>liggers aren't afraid to say they're in relationship
Correction, they're not afraid to say they're married. The b-word is still forbidden. There is a very important difference.

>>28417366
I finished my course and ended up just becoming a code monkey instead. Get to watch vtubers all day while doing WFO for a decent salary, it's pretty nice.

>>28425960
For a good reason. Being married doesn't really offend the same sensibilities as having a boyfriend does, for whatever reason. Probably related to the possibility of competition, for the animalistic parts of the brain.

>>28425835
I want to unlady-like things to blonde Vienna

>>28425960
what are the examples then?
for example orca openy admits bosega is her boyfriend
which ligger is hiding their bf?

>>28426029
want to do*

new
>>28426103
>>28426103
>>28426103
>>28426103

>>28426029
you and everyone else anon,
you and everyone else

>>28426090
They're hiding their relationships with different anons ITT.

>>28426090
Saru is hiding her relationship with me

>>28425960
>>28425872
But there are married holos, and it's an open secret.

>>28426090
mari