/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>28387899
That's not allowed in the new Hololive.

>>28387899
Hi eddy

FAUNA LOVES MEEEE UUUUUUUUUU

>>28387899
Fauna looks like the type to be Stars cocksleeve

>>28387899
Mine doesn't

oh no no no... not the eddy...

>>28387899
Mine doesn't :(

>>28387899
Fauna is a slut

>>28387899
Yes and i love her like you couldn't believe

>>28387899
Kek
Eddy sends his regards

>>28388022
out of sight out of mind

Someone please post the crying Fauna emote

>>28387899
Eddy lets me fuck Fauna for just a quarter! what a deal

>>28388022
Where did this come from? Did their name pop up on screen like Jay or something?

>>28387899
Mine made her fist orisong thanking us for being there. Too bad life completely fucked her over in the last year...

>>28387899
She only says that because she is receiving lots of condom money for holostars EN. But she would whine "$2 a month" if you only watch without dropping a dime.

>>28388776
No

>>28388630
How come Selen, who constantly collabs with men, get so many gosslings?

>>28387899
Yeah, mine graduated because she didn't want to be forced into ships with the homos

>>28389121
It was public in the PL account

>>28387899
yes

>>28389559
...
anon...

>>28388687
out of condom funds so make sure to akasupa mommy otherwise eddy will have to nakadashi her instead

I honestly don’t know with this bird

>>28389388
3 things
>actual tomboy
she is the same when doing collabs with either female or male and never did or said something that sounded like a flirt, so her goslings dont feel threatened
>parasocial
she is a bit parasocial with her dragoons specially on membership streams and she pamper them too much by streaming a lot and sometimes gifts
>her VP
Selen Voice packs are top tier GFE, sometimes even more than Elira, the supposed GFE niji chubba

>>28388776

>>28389699
dont care, just dont go out of your way to btfo your members out of spite unlike a certain detective

>>28389559
Hey Jay whats up

>>28388776

>>28388687
>my wife isn't cheating on me as long as she never tells me about it.

>>28387899
I'm a capybara so Fauna loves me more than everyone else in this thread combined

>>28391969
same desu

>>28387899
yes

>>28387899
She doesn't even know I exist. But she doesn't have to, because her love isn't why I tune in.

I hope your oshi collabs with a male.
Fuck you.

>be fresh grad
>finally own a diploma
>land a job for the first time
>get my first paycheck
>tfw my hard work was worth it
>watch my oshi as usual
>see red superchats amounting to multiple times more than my salary
>these never bothered me before, but why now?
>tfw realize my hard work and all the years of studying and all I get is back pain and a measly amount of salary that will all go to paying bills
>tfw my siblings are all lazy fucks and it seems I'm gonna be the breadwinner, which means I'll never have good things for myself
>break down and cry as the reality sets in
>send an aka to my oshi because I love her and she keeps me from hanging myself
so how was your day?

>>28390277
I LOVE YOU SAPLING UUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>28387899
Not sure, /vt/ tells me "no".

>>28387899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zREufEpj0zM
>The song, as mentioned by Kanata, should be the most expensive original song of all Hololive as she mentioned she spent around 5M JPY on her 2nd anniversary, because she want to return to us.
>Agape is the unconditional love and the highest form of love im Christianity, which matches her setting as an angel.
>Lyrics of the song includes “let’s fly and”we don’t need a bird catch and let me bring you to a place where ideal exist”, “let my hymns and blessing deliver to you, even if we’re far away from each other, I’ll still watch over you at the sky”, “let the encounter and happiness be rewarded and overlap, and this important paradise will never be given to anyone else”, “familia, let us heal, play and be happy, let us stay together and cover all the pain with our Destiny. Familia, only show the expression that you never show anyone to me within my wings”
and the last lyrics is “let the Angel’s Agape stay here forever.”
>Most of the lyrics show Kanata’s setting as an angel and describe her love to us, and even audience first met Kanata can understand her love to us.

>>28395674
You should just kill yourself if you're this pathetic

>>28395674
I woke up, walked to the nearest bakery (0.7km), got some fresh bread rolls, and made myself a sandwich and ate some tzatziki I made yesterday.
Stores are closed today (sunday) and I've taken the day off for tomorrow so I'm thinking about how to spend the time and relax.
I was thinking of reading the Tsukihime remake (the translation for the Arcrueid route just dropped yesterday), or playing Pathologic 2, which I've procrastinated on for years.
Although I'll probably just fap a ton, watch chuubas, and maybe play some Melee netplay.

Try going for a walk, preferably through nature, it's nice.

>>28387899
Flare loves all her Elfriends

>>28387899
My oshi is peko and fauna im winning in life

>>28388407
>>28388544
Switch to Fauna

>>28387899
you mean she loves her boyfriends cock

>>28398325
Good taste. It was great seeing Pekora playing Fauna and going "Fauna saikyo" in Holocure.

>>28387899
i guess

Does Mumei love saplings too?

>>28387899
cute

>>28387899
>Fauna
Lol

I really love her. I listened this recently and it gave me lots of feelings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeqdQgEfQHY

>>28387899
>Fauna
AHAHAHAHAHAH

>>28387899
Me spesifically? Hell no

Watame is unhealthily reliant on her watamates so I guess

Not even I love myself.

Fauna is the best she's smart too she's not gonna touch these new guys

No, to her I am at best a petulant child she's contractually obligated to placate a few times a week, apparently.
Haha.

>>28413391
Just 10 more hours until you get literally cucked out of existence.
TICK TOCK

>>28388602
Out of all the hololive members, she's the one who's certainly most likely to cheat on you with a black guy. It's the soft-spoken ones you have to watch out for.

>>28395674
Why are you caring for your siblings instead of having your own life and taking care of yourself? Parasites should not be pets

yes

>>28415569
teamates had it rough these past couple of days

>>28415967
Not as long as Kiara exists, as she already has. Mori too for that matter.

>>28415882
If the rrat about her having a BF is still true it could work in our favour, he wouldn't want her to collab with them any more than we do.

>>28416628
Bullshit.

>>28387899
my 2 view hearts all my comments and tweets so sure

>>28416663
Reps, now.

>>28416761
Same 2views truely are the ulimate form of GFE. She knows you like a friend she cares about you. The best part since she only has 2 viewers 1 being you one day you can both agree to a polygamous relationship or fight to the death.

>>28387899
>Fubuki
No she doesn't and it hurts everyday

>>28416958
it really is a great thing
watching them grow mine grow and be comfortable in streaming is heartwarming

>>28389388
This should help illuminate things for you.

>>28396086
No shit, nobody but you watches her

yes

>>28416648
Based unicorn chad Edward keeping his woman in line while cuck Mar*el gives his gf's shell for pennies.
>>28416958
>2views means literally 2 views
Where do you tourist fucks keep coming from?

>>28416982
She loves you platonically at least. You're her friend.

>>28387899
Why does your oshi love me? I don't even watch her.

>>28417206
how new?

>>28417370
then you're not a sapling

>>28417378
Amegeddon, you?

>>28417475
makes sense

>>28389497
>Sana decided to graduate because she doesn't want to collab with homos
This is what I believe now

>>28417530
LARPer

>>28417419
I never watch her, yet OP claims that their oshi loves me. What a slut their oshi must be.

>>28417694
Haha funny ESL

Fauna is the only EN member who respects her fans. I should drop Kronii for her, but I keep thinking Kronii might turn it around...

>>28387899
Why does she love you? Because you give her money?

>>28417959
Have you never been loved by a woman?
It's almost always against their better judgement and almost always because of how you make them feel.

>>28418076
Truth. Otherwise women would be all over the rich betafags instead of the hot chads who don't have money. Obviously that's not the case.

>>28417909
Kiara at least consistently pretends to respect her fans, even if it's pretty transparently an act I respect the attempt.

I love my oshi as a friend

>>28418227
I forgot about Kiara. She's a good birb

uuuu

>>28387899
is Fauna GFE? does she actually say "i love you" to her viewers?

>>28418769
I am married to my Oshi. Top that.

>>28418769
That's only for me

>>28418769
No, she almost never does, and I only remember her kissing her fans once, compare that to Kiara who give kisses all the time, or her friend she groomed, or even her PL
She’s the one in HoloEN who’s as far away from GFE as it gets, even Mumei is closer to her fans

>>28419884
As long as she's cute and doesn't even acknowledge the existence of m*les she's golden.

>>28420106
Fauna's shilled holostars multiple times already

>>28420342
If acknowledging that holostars exists is shilling then go off. The only one I remember is her saying that if you're looking for the male talents, holostars has them.

>>28420342
>>28420106
At the end of the day it's still a business, we have to expect her to promote Holostars and encourage viewers to check them out, as long as she's not interacting directly with them I don't see a problem.

>>28395674
t. Faunaflip

>>28420644
I do. I will not tolerate that a male has even crossed a vtubers mind at any point. Miko and Koyori would start the male genocide right now if they could and they are vtubers worthy of respect.

>>28420415
https://youtu.be/au52DD_SaWg?t=12540
She's unity through and through. The only thing keeping her from a male collab so far has been the language barrier

I don't care if holos have irl relationships.

>>28387899
Yeah mine does to the point of his mental detriment

>>28417909
Kronii just needs a hug, and someone to tell her she is doing a good job.

I wonder what eddy thinks of her being a vegan cocksleeve for the tempuschads

>>28415967
mutt's law

>>28418905
whats this eddy thing with fauna?

>>28418227
Kiara and Fauna are pretty much the only good EN Holos. I liked the rest at some point but they just don't care about the fans and don't appreciate what they have.

>>28420901
nothingveganburger

>>28421465
Reps

>>28421555
i dont watch holoen

>>28387899
Dunno, she never told me about it.

>>28387899
Maybe, but she loves her boyfriend more than you

>>28389841
She did until she found real friends...

>>28396788
>tzatziki
best monhun world monster, I wish she was in rise

>>28387899
>Last ASMR stream was 13 days ago
I think Fauna hates me uuuuuuuu

>>28418076
But how can you make her feel anything when she does not know you personally? There are thousands of men in her audience. You're just a paypig.

>>28387899
no, because we're internet strangers
this is the only correct answer

>>28422055
I wish I was fauna’s boyfriend, I want somebody to love me like that

>>28388776

>>28431858
MOOOOOOOOOODS

She loves my money, and if she takes my money for granted, I will break her heart.

Yes, because I am Faendal. Nobody has ever loved more strongly than Faufau’s love for me, a Unity asset of an elf villager from Skyrim.

>>28396086
>>28417190 is kiara, make your move

>>28387899
depends on what you mean by "love".
you can't feel romantic love or even affection for 500k people. you can feel gratitude towards them though, and that's enough for me.

>>28415967
and thats a good thing

>>28388407
>>28415569
>>28416537
I don't watch Ame, did she actually say something to shit on her fans or is this just Holostars paranoia?

>>28432724
Fuck off. My oshi romantically loves me.

>>28432876
Said some shit, but mild and similar to light roasting back and forth she does with chat all the time. It’s being overblown by predditors and discordtroons who will never watch Ame or male streamers but think they can use Ame to shit on those who they mistakenly perceive as even less valuable rival males.

>>28387899
Honestly? I don't know anymore.

Not a chance

>>28389559
should I tell him?

>>28432876
she committed the yab of saying she would collab with males

>>28387899
make the next /uuu/ already