/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>2835900
Noel is such a fucking whore, that I would do anything to turn her into a pure woman, even if that means I have to fuck the whore out of her.

>>2835900
Your mom but I don't have a picture on hand

>>2835900
If by smash you mean beat the shit out of her, same

>>2835900
Call me basic, but Silver and Melody are the only designs that have gotten me hard

>>2835900

Literally all of them.

>>2836039
Why does Noel debase herself into being a cow?

>>2838073
Because she enjoys the humiliation.

>>2837820
I think Melody's boobs look weird when they're actually out. I find her super cute, precious, adorable, and attractive, but for some reason I have no desire to fap to her.

Fatto Catto and her fatto tattos

>>2838073
Imagine if everyone called you a cow including your friends

>>2838073
She feels she has no self worth outside her tits. Basically, low self esteem.

>>2838073
Her older brother molested her when she was young. It’s why she has such a polarizing views on men.

>>2835900

They live rent free in my head

>>2839256
God I want to marry Mori Calliope's roomate so badly

>God I want to marry Mori Calliope's roomate so badly

>>2839412
>wojak
Begone faggot

>>2835900
Kiara because of that trash compactor being contained within a very short skirt. That and her thigh sock things turn me on

>>2835900

>>2838131
It’s called love

I'll be honest I've never actually watched any of her streams but good lord she is hot as fuck.

>>2838763
I can only criticize him for not pushing for a full blown incestuous relationship.

>>2838073
>Why does Noel debase herself into being a cow?
she's milking her design for all it's worth

>>2840086
But anon
Hololive designs are generally based on their roommates

>>2840148
>Hololive designs are generally based

>>2840148
>Hololive designs are generally based on their roommates
Then where's my flat Nenechi?

Dola and Tomoe if she wasn't already dating.
Really any vtuber that's tall and has big tits.

>>2840367
She made a penis

Women and designers unconsciously do this btw

>>2840367
>that
>flat
a handful of titty is not flat

>>2840402
Relative to her actual character design

>>2836039
Are you a mighty enough warrior to bring Noel back to the path of the knight?

Yes

>>2840040
Who says they aren't? A lot of things Noel says about him and their relationship seems pretty incestuous.

>>2841393
those are strictly Noel's fantasies

>>2838569
Yup roommate still does ecchi asmr.

>>2835900
This

I WANT ALL OF THE HOLOBIRDS TO SIT ON MY FACE

>>2838569
Well, her "personality" is literally a pair of walking tits, nothing more.

>>2843042
HOLOBIRSD FOURSOME

>>2835900
Ina's petite body, combined with her chill voice is a new fetish of mine and ever since I've been fapping to her

>>2839256
>after a long period of exchanging emails with cover you get into a in person meeting with J-chad
>you beg her to let Calli collab with people other than Kiara
>she laughs maniacally
>”Sorry kid, but us En managers will never let those JP whores and indies CORRUPT our girl!”
>you try to argue, but she decks you in the face and chokeslams you into the ground
>next thing you know J-chad has lowered her pants and is suffocating you with her groin
>you escape from the pin she’s put you in so your only choice is to resign to your fate as she grinds on your face
>you hear her make a phone call
>”Mori, is that you? Come to the office ASAP, there’s some crazy KFP that broke in, we need to teach a lesson
>J-chad strips you, gags your mouth, and ties your hands and legs
>Calli walks in the door and looks at you with disgust
>you try to explain you were just trying to help, but J-chad’s lie has already convinced her
>they both start slapping you while rubbing your dick with unbearable force
>calli rubs her ass into your face, making it impossible to breathe
>J-chad grinds against your groin, making it wet with her love juices
>you cum soon after, and Calli spits on you before Cover security agents (yakuza members) retrieve you and throw you out the door into a dirty alleyway with no clothes
Yeah, I see what you mean

>>2835900
I can't watch pekora anymore when she wears the prison outfit and the dead eyes because I get a super hard painful boner. And HAVE to masturbate because it won't go away.

>>2844589
Thanks for reminding me I’ll never experience any of this. Still, that was hot as fuck