/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura cute Gura cute!

https://twitter.com/mrsote31/status/1548179929618976768

giggling gumdrop

Yall gotta listen to this song more

I dream of seeing this cute li'l shark again in a live stream

You pedos got it yet?
https://twitter.com/sameanko/status/1548204184461225985?t=AjplcwlSRXy0-AG-pdfyEw&s=19

>>28300883
No thanks I'm waiting for the scale figure

Today I will spend the entire day calling Gura a good girl

>>28277921
She knew the announcement was coming so said she’s busy for plausible deniability when she ignores the announcement.

reminder that gura frequently rehearses telling us things and sometimes forgets whether she has said something for real

>>28301538
Based Gura

>>28301538
She just knows her fans.
People forget she was a Hololive fan before joining so im sure she knows how we feel.

>>28301787
While I agree with you and don't think it'll be an issue, you should be prepared for shitposters to use La+ as a counter to this argument.

>>28301538
She doesn't need plausible deniability. She has never cared about it.

>>28301830
Laplus is a Towa fan
Shes always been a whore and anyone surprised by that is retarded

Gurass

>>28301787
I have to give props to Gura, she knew her fans even before she got a lot of goslings. I bet she's smug thinking how easy it is to keep us happy just by ghosting some homos.

>>28302559
rubrubrubrubrub

If Gura knew some older anime, she would have liked Mint Blancmanche

>>28302713
STOP RUBBING GURASS

>>28302996
rubrubrubrubrub

I love Gura

Well only Ina and Gura haven't acknoledge Homostar on Twitter yet in myth.
Flat is justice.

>>28303576
Well Ina and Gura are the only two who clearly have never even kind of showed interest in males

>>28303576
Based Gura, I forgive her for not streaming much.

>>28303715
Wrong. Ina drew a fan art of a holostars member and replied to him on Twitter and another in her YT chat. Gura said Izuru has "a nice voice" despite only hearing him talk for like 2 seconds meaning she has watched him before and she referenced Roberu's "cafeteria in my soul" line on stream.

>>28304066
Nonsense, she only read about the meme on reddit and never heard any of their voices before, and she would never willingly sit through those messages, I don't think she even knew about them beforehand.

>>28304066
>>28304491
You'd have to be retarded to not consider Izuru's voice top tier.
I would call her retarded if she heard a second of one of his songs and didn't appreciate it.

>>28304639
is there any evidence Gura listens to IRyS's songs let along a Stars member

>>28304491
This is some retarded cope. She obviously watched the clip given she even used the same intonation Roberu used when saying the line. And regardless of whether she would sit through those messages willingly or not, she could've kept her mouth shut the whole time but decided to compliment Izuru specifically despite only being on screen for literally 3 seconds.

Looks like taiwanese loves the shork

>>28304491
I don't trust this post. It reads like a schizo larping as the worst kind of chumknight

>>28304751
No doubt she heard another Holo girl reference the meme with the intonation. She could've kept her mouth shut, but she just said some basic polite stuff because she had read that Izuru supposedly had a good voice which she had never heard before that moment.

>>28304876
>chumknight
sus

>>28304876
Homobeggars stay mad.

>>28304875
Based Taiwan, they really need to kick out the commies from west Taiwan though, they're a bad influence.

>>28304886
retard schizo

>>28304704
Gura is scared to sing IRyS's songs because she knows there's a real chance her karaoke clips would get more views than the originals.

>>28305080
cope, no one watches stars.

Anyone have the clip of Gura calling the coffin guards in Vampire Survivors gay?

SHAAAARK

Come on Gura, we have Atlus perms now. It's rhythm game btw

>>28306159
tits too big

it wasn't easy, but I'm finally the last chumbud...

gura's random noise stimulates my brain. it's making me feel at peace. i go to sleep now

gura today! :3

kitty tights asmr soon! :3

good morning
i love gura

>>28308883
https://youtu.be/k_skfzMMyso?t=1944
need a soundpost of this

>>28309286
Gura, please! Throw us a bone!

>>28309286
The last time she acted like this we got lollipop sucking ASMR so...

>>28309286
Fauna, you lucky woman....

Gura should make more clothes for us.

Gura should do more members streams.

Gabby cute Gabby cute!

>>28308883
Nice feet I guess

>>28308883
Who's feet are these?

I bet goop goop has a fat butt

>>28303576
>Gura follows Aqua's footsteps and goes the idol path.
>Gura never collabs with the homos
>Streams become rare
Was it worth it?

>>28312747
She denies having a big butt but we know the truth.

>not one comment from any of the girls about any of their asses
they all have pancakes...

>>28312942
Gura is child like so that's ok. T u T

>>28308883
Gura feet!

>>28312964
no... even girls like Gura need a lil bubble butt...

>>28312747

I love her.

Gura's feet

Gura lives rent free in my head and that's a good thing.

Gura will stream today, I feel it in my bones

Will she ever get permission to cover My Dearest by Supercell in a karaoke stream?

>>28313865
this is me, picrel

>>28311000
If she starts seeing a drop in membershrimp she will.

>>28305266
I do :/

>>28302582
I've been pretty smug about being a chumbie ever since she hinted she knew what fans want and won't collab outside of hololive. Homos WILL be ignored, and there is no such thin as management mandated collabs. The one thing I worry about is con panels, since that's the one time Cover ambushed her with homos before.

How did people come to the conclusion that during the MC stream she implied things about being a virgin? I watched the stream twice and I keep missing the part where this happens.
I'm a slow shrimp please understand.

>>28315708
Is the part about a maiden touching the frog. As an ESL I thought she meant "lady" but I guess not

My princess

>>28315863
She did. Maiden is not a word exclusive to virgins, it's used to refer to young and unmarried women. It's also an old as balls word so back when people would use it for that, they'd be talking about virgin girls too. It was a package deal.

I love Gura.

>>28303715
Gura has shown interest in males, lol. She loves penis, deal with it. She is not lesbian. She is known to like European men

The best butt is a athlethic skinny one with the glutes stcking out tiny bit more, it's more about the shape then excessive fat volume. There's no way Gura has a fat ghetto ass...

>>28316716
Why are you like this cripple schizo?

Will the lazy bitch stream today? All of EN are doing recordings and find time to stream. Mori has been preparing for her concert and she finds time to stream. It doesn't matter, the yesmen will defend anything.

I want to cuddlecorrect this brat.

This shark likes to eat cripples

>>28316785
Why are you like this yesmen schizo?

>>28316755
I'm telling the truth. She likes men and has interest in euros. Plenty of evidence. Personal insult = you lose

love shork
simple as

>>28316830
Lol, found one of the yesmen. Thanks for replying

>>28316910
your obsession with "yesmen" keeps getting creepier and creepier

>>28316910
Here's another if that's what you want

Fanart predicted this.

>>28316941
Your obsession with replying and being a yesman is getting creepier and creepier.

I miss Gura but I know she's doing it for her beloved fans, I will patiently wait for signs of life from my cute and funny oshi.

Is goop goop streaming today?

>>28317021
You have to be 18 years to post here

>>28316982
lol what a pathetic faggot. You are like a guy who gets cheated on and goes back to the girl over and over again. Fucking BETAAAAAAAAAAA

>>28317077
nyo way...

>>28317094
I know. You shouldn't be posting here

>>28317100
this post reveals mental illness

>>28317072
You mean she is fucking dudes and ditching her fans for penis and it's not anyone here

>Gura
>cheating
Imagine being such a casual that you still fail to understand her character.

>>28317100

>>28316820
Can't wait for some loving cuddles from sharkwife. Maybe she'll talk about Instagram memes for a bit before she starts kissing us.

>>28317156
Mental illness is being a beta male faggot. Which you are

>>28317209
I bet you are sitting in your chair with a boner right now you creepy cuck

>>28317209
No idiot. She's gone silent to avoid getting dragged in homostar drama.

>>28317213
>Gura
>not cheating

Imagine being this retarded and delusional

Reminder that Gura is the biggest Hololive idol.

>>28317264
kek you do not even know what mental illness is you retarded american

>>28317274
Lol, no faggot. She has done this plenty of times before and there was no homostar drama. That excuse is pure cope

lol he's seething on cooldown again

I know we are a bit dead right now but that still is no reason to entertain our resident schizo

>>28317352
Yes, being gay and or a beta male is a mental illness

>>28317455
>american education

>>28317447
But it's funni, he gets so mad

>>28317273
Me a cuck? Nope. I'm not the one accepting someone ditching them for other guys and still being in love. That is your cucked ass

Gura knows what it feels like to be on the subscriber side.

>>28317522
sure, go and stroke your pecker some more you creepy fuck

>>28304875
I have a feeling that gura might be popular

groomba is the least creative of the bunch and the least hard working but gets the most
the power of cunny cant be underestimated.

Hahahahaha. I'm just laughing at all the beta male faggot cucked yesmen in this thread. While you are fawning over Gura and accepting her being lazy, she is ditching you and fucking other guys instead of streaming. And it's no one here. Everyone else is very busy and finds time to stream. That right there proves she is just lazy and hates your disgusting, fat patsy, man tit cucks

>>28317274
> And thus gura decided to graduate so no one could ask her about the new homos

>>28317611
>when she says she is busy she is lying!!!
kys

As always Gura confirmed the best chuuba to have ever existed. There is nobody who shows more love and empathy for her fans than her. She wants to hug and cuddle every single one of her shrimps in VR with haptic feedback suit.

>>28317514
stop, there is a reason whenever something happens we get a ton of random new IPs posting bait. we need to change our reputation of being bait biters

>>28317687
Is this what you are doing with your life? Going into a thread about someone you hate, filled with people you hate, posting garbage and getting all giddy and stroking your penis when you get some (you)s? Damn man...

>>28317687
>Hahahahaha
>>28317094

Reminder to report for trolling outside of /b/ and ignore

I want to make love to Gura. I imagine Gura sitting on my lap, leg-locking me while deeply penetrated as I hug her tightly, then kiss her forehead and her cheeks, caressing her hair, her back and her butt-cheeks. I love Gura so much it's unreal.

Time for some work reps chumbies

My lovely wife Gura is the cutest.

>>28317687
you actually seem to think that you are "winning" here or something, do you?

>>28318024
I already received my salary and I'm looking forward to send supas in next stream.

>>28318024
I'm a government worker, a literal professional salary thief

Reminder that Gura likes to wear knee socks like these.

>>28317601
Meds

Gura is my perfect wife! She understands her Chumbies so well.

>>28304875
it is sad that gura only has one dot...

>>28304875
>only 1 dot for Kiara
oof

i need to unmember until she returns to regular streaming

>everyone still simping for Gura when Blu exists
It's over. /vt/ is dead.

>>28318306
?

>>28318354
I can't support Blu after that Pewdiepie off collab, my only wife is Gura

>smallest in myth
>fashionable
>most huggable
>gives the best hugs
Yeah my wife is the best.

>>28318329

>>28318480
I knew Gura was popular worldwide but I'm surprised Ina is that popular

>>28317758
Her last members stream in bed was a dream come true. I'd love to hear her cuddling under the blankets with the KU100 as if she were next to me.

Now that males were announced, im 100% ready to drop gura and hololive altogether. Im actually even kinda looking forward to breaking free from this moneysink.

>>28318480
Faunya...

>>28318480
Aloe?
But why?

>>28318480
How is Ayame still this popular?

>>28318566
asians love chill stream anon, our life is chaotic enough, I do watch gura VOD after hard day at work

t.ROChumbie

>>28318480
Shion yo...

Gura liek pizza.

>>28318592
kbye

Someone please stop her.

>New IP
>Homo mention
Everytime...
You know there's a homo thread you can go to.

>>28318705
nyoooom ~

Hey guys what song should I learn on guitar as my tribute to goober?

>>28318710
Just report for trolling outside of /b/ and ignore.

>>28318705
Now i remember that i watched some videos of Thomas the train being a tank or a mecha, i hope someone do the same

mmm sex

>>28318354
>Bluballs
>Cumbuds
The better oshi is obvious just from the fanbase names.

>>28318749
Chiisana Koi No Uta

>>28318705
So stop the super-powered mythical creature in a Tank? Yeah no

>>28318480
Fauna...

I want to pick up Gura by the armpits and swing her side to side to watch her limp body's limbs swing around while she groans in protest

>>28318749
Magnet

>>28318749
>>28318867
Forgot link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcFZ-EFUQoU
This is the simplest version. There's other versions like this too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGDv17HKPuM
Depends on how fast you can learn.

Imagine manhandling this tiny midget of a woman.

>>28319530
I imagine all the time.

>catching up on VODs
>Kronii's Dark Deception came next
>this scene
Oh my fucking good god.
I completely forgot that this was the first ever Gura stream I watched back in Sept 2020.
yeah yeah I came in late
I distinctly recalled being amused at this little anime girl being offended because an NPC called her smol.
The nostalgia...
https://youtu.be/nnE0fyh-E8w?t=734

>>28319530
i will bend her over and fuck her on every piece of furniture in my house. i'll even take her skydiving and fuck her mid air

>>28319762
*with me

>>28319664
My very first Gura stream was the first Minecraft Myth collab, towards the end. I somehow missed EN debut despite knowing Hololive

Unicorn bros we can't stop winning

>>28320000
quads of truth

I want to believe.

The love of my life. My wife Gura.

euro that never catches goober live, can I assume these are all very worthwile VODs to rep now that I have vacation

>>28320469
what. i am fish and holocure?
id say go holocure then i am fish

>>28320469
All of them are great, but I think she talks the least in the HoloCure one because she was trying to focus in the game. Still very cute

>>28320456
She's married to me, dummy

>>28320469
Happens to me all the time but watching vods makes me depressed because I feel excluded or like I missed out on a part of her.

>>28320469
HoloCure was meh since she was focusing on the game, the rest are excellent.

>>28320456
>>28320603
All me.

Guys could someone post Hammerhead Gura please?

>>28320625
Unironically send a fan letter asking for EU friendly streams. That should work better than SCs or comments

>>28320683
>>28320572
>>28320571
ive definitely had a fair share of holocure already so thats maybe something to just scroll trough a little then, actually havent checked the minecraft and youtubers life completely yet either
>>28320625
know that feel all the time

If I installed and played an app that was shilled to me in youtube ads while watching a Gura vod, will she get an benefits from my p2w spending in that app?

>>28318354
Bluballs don't look!

>>28320918
I don't think so, at best she would get good metrics if you downloaded a game with a Gura referral link but that's about it.

Do you think Gura realizes how much she's adored? If you took away the avatar and the voice i think i would still love her for her personality alone. Her voice though puts me in a trance, especially her singing

>>28320855

>>28321037
I doubt she realized yet. If she did things would be much different. Her self-esteem must be as low as it can get.

>>28321049
Thanks bro

>>28321037
she probably underestimates it

I love her and HER and SHE. Always did.
The biggest dream of mine is to hug her tightly and make her feel loved.
There's no other ambition in my life even if it's an hopeless ambition.

>>28321322
>no talents to stand out
>not american
>broke
>old
There's really no hope.

fuck you guys you're making me miss her more

I miss her.

>>28320469
Do Euros get bothered by her Americanisms? I always see Euros complaining about us and I rarely interact with them

>>28321037
Yeah, she sees us seething about males and it makes her blush a bit to be loved so intensely.

>>28321610
wdym? her love for burgers, girly fashion, speaking with a drawl thats all cute

>>28321610
No way. I love that part of her too, the gurame karaoke for example is one of my favorite collabs. Britney Spears was my oshi when I was in grade school then I lost interest in music but in high school I was avid consumer of Green Day and Avril Lavigne music.

Most lovely personality? Gura's
Most soothing voice? Gura's
Most marriageable roommate? Gura's
Most jealous fanbase? Gura's
Most desired cunny in the world? Gura's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePsEtJu9myg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCh7t83uexo
It's raining outside today, time to get /comfy/.

>>28321710
Euros generally don't like Americans

>>28322001

>>28322044
Perhaps it is, haven't interacted with many Euros and I've never left the US

>>28321610
Her apparent fondness of valley girl voice aside nothing about her bothers me, i mean, there is the issue with inconstant scheduling but i wouldn't attribute that to Americanism.

>>28318250
Watch streams. She actually hates wearing thigh highs.

>>28322069
To develop such a spontaneousness for singing she must've started singing when she was a literal child. Imagine being a member of her family and then hearing her hum and sing with her angelic loli voice from time to time. I would cry.

>>28322373
That's just a pantyhose, the higher part is skin colored to create the thigh highs effect.

>>28322001
Euros are not known for being friendly in general.

>>28322496
You're also right, they have a certain cynicism. I remember Kiara being shocked at how friendly Americans are in person. Gura is even nicer than that, too.

>>28322373
She can tell us that again and take them off in front of the KU100.

>>28321547
embrace the pain buddy.

How come other holos get cool shit like l2d accessories all the time for their milestones but Gura gets....Con shilling homework?

Here we go.
8 hours countdown to possible surprise stream.

>>28322001
>Euros generally don't like Americans
As an Euro, I'm baffled how this impression seems to have spread. Is it too much online laughing at burgers? Most people do that, you're the biggest country others know things about, everyone knows your flaws.

Chumbies I am dead tired and in desperate need of a love boost from my wife. There will be a stream tonight, right?

>>28323033
The average Euro seem to only know about those flaws and none of the good parts

>>28322984
bracku company...

>99% chance she streams pants-less and no pan
Are there any audio engineer chumbies today? if she streams please try analyzing the audio when she moves around in her chair or when she stands up to know if she's wearing anything. I want to imagine so bad.

Imagine if Gura actually gave us a countdown goom asmr stream

Gura you can stream without panties and without pants whenever you want. Nobody will find out, don't listen to them.
Don't worry about germs, put a towel on the chair. You can play with your cunny while you're at it, nobody will notice anyways.

>>28323033
It depends on the country. Poland and Spain are fairly nice to Americans, not so much some of the others.

>>28323427
Drop us some hints, though.

>>28323080
nyo huhaha

>>28323149
What are our good parts though?

>>28323388
She will one day, you just have to believe.

>>28322001
Euro here, we dont like commiefornians

>>28323676
This.

Apparently its national ice cream day today. I hope Gooby has some!

>>28304875
Risu...

>>28323719
I can’t help but wanna hug everyone with low dots even though I know they probably don’t care…

>>28323826
>they probably don’t care
That's why they're low dotters jp bro.

>>28323826
I mean, even fucking Aloe who only did 2 streams before graduating got 3 dots...

>>28323958
I bet a few dots are just people picking their favorite design without knowing who they are.

>>28321987
how did you get this picture...
...of me?

>>28323894
The thought of them seeing it and feeling bad makes me feel bad :(

My dreams were shattered yesterday chumbros... I'm not quite sure what to do with my life now. On the plus side, I still have all the funds I was going to use towards my dream.

>>28324109
>feeling bad for garbage
No thanks.

>>28324155
What happened and what was your dream?

>>28324155
It ain't over till you give up. Keep at it bud

>>28324155
>not having backup dreams
ngmi

>reloading Gura's likes and replies pages every 10 minutes
I doubt I'm the only one who does that.
What would she see if she opened the stats of her tweets?

>>28323619
You aren't American if you don't see any good in this place.

>>28323676
Californians are the biggest Euro wannabes in the US

>>28324407
why in the hell would you do that when you can just set notifications

>>28324495
how do you set notifications for likes? I only get them for posts and rts

>>28324495
Do you mean in-browser notifications? I forgot how to enable them for twitter. Will they appear even when the window is minimized? I'm using a different browser just for 4chan. I use Chrome for twitter/youtube.

>>28324578
>that body type
I can't unsee the resemblance.

>>28324435
>Californians are the biggest Euro wannabes in the US
They have a twisted idea of what Europe is, not even Sweden is half as bad as they are.

>>28324578
Just set up tweetdeck

I was watching gura's latest mc stream and it's really apparent how this whole vtuber shit lost the its magic to her, it's like she was forcing herself to stream the 2 hours

>>28324222
It's a stupid dream, and it would only get me ridiculed. But it was special to me, and the opportunity was a one-time deal. That I actually had a chance at it was like winning the lottery, but I couldn't pull it off.
>>28324401
There are other things I can go for, but they aren't really 'dream' level, per se. Not special enough to keep my motivation up.
also technically I already didn't make it

>>28324688
Europeans don't do much to help, they get all their ideas of Europe from you guys on the internet

>>28324566
use tweet deck

>>28324780
meds

>>28324780
Are you serious? this was her only stream of the past 2 months where she had such high energy. I know the absence of streams makes you depressed and triggers doomerposting (I miss her a lot too) but maybe you should watch that stream again.

>>28324780
bro you should
bro you should rotate IPs again and say the same thign

>>28325011
>>28325014
do not respond to obvious threadshitters please

>>28325011
>>28325014
>>28325050
Report for trolling outside of /b/ and ignore shitposters

I WANNA CUDDLE GURA!
I WANNA! I WANNA! I WANNA!

>>28325127
I NEED MY MOMMYDAUGHTERWIFE

>>28325161
GURAAAAA

>>28325127
Same

>>28324957
Sure, but they take said ideas way too far, blindly implementing stupid ideas that has no basis in reality, and they aren't being held accountable either since the people don't seem to care what they vote for, just vote Democrat, who cares.

>>28325127
>Takes the chumbies to bed with her.
>Chats until she falls asleep.
>10 hours of soft loli breathing.

what can keep her so busy that she does not even have time for a short 1 hour member chatting stream or something? :(

>>28325276
Dems are the most popular with Yuros and Dem voters desperately want to look good to Europeans

Get this /pol/ discussion out of here please, thanks.

>>28325337
Because even after 2 years streaming is still stressful for her.

>>28325337
gura likes to be prepared with things to talk about which takes time. she doesn't have a lot of energy to spare because of her health issues. both those things and the fact she's busy means it's harder for her to squeeze in streams.

I'm in love with Gura!

>>28325337
It's me, sorry.

>>28325444
damn, I want to get a slushie with this cool shark girl. she looks really cool

>>28325337
gura cares about the quality of the stream so if she thinks she's not gonna provide good content she wont stream

>>28325530
I want to hug her so so bad...

>>28325677
Me too...

only 5 streams in the last 3 weeks
this is marine and aqua-tier
good god please let everything return to normal soon

>>28325359
Well, they have gone too far left over the last 10 years even by European standards, in Europe they would have been relegated to the fringe left getting few votes as is usually the case with communist leaning parties.

>>28325731
cute feet

>>28325804
Never forget to brighten her day up with cute/motivational comments whenever you get the chance. She's still a fragile human bean and needs a lot motivation to do things.

What do you think she had for lunch?

>Implying she isn't still asleep

>>28325731
Me on her head

I miss Gura

>>28323427
>don't worry about germs, put a towel on the chair
Gura actually does this.

Kek

>>28326015
Gura doesn't eat lunch. She eats one meal and snacks.

>>28326015
Me

>>28325337
I wonder if management is keeping her from streaming
They could see her permission request to stream a game and be like why are you streaming when you should be recording shit for us

I would be nice she would tell us what exactly is keeping her busy and if we as fans profit from the long breaks in the long run. I would be far less frustrated if that would be the case

>>28326206

>>28326206
If she says she's busy, she's busy. She's not gonna bother explaining for the few people who don't believe her.

>>28325337
No idea, she didn't say. She mentioned recordings, so perhaps she expects us to read her mind and understand that her voice is a bit taxed and she doesn't want to hurt it like many other Holos did.

inb4 yesman schizo

I want a second OG song

Nothing beats MC streams (besides members chat and karaoke). They really bring the Gura out of her, I wish she'd do more random MC streams like last one, the way she bantered with chat made me feel less lonely and less frustrated.
You can really tell by how slow the general has become after the stream that a lot of anons were really getting depressed and frustrated without her.

>>28326524
Report for trolling outside of /b/ and ignore. It works when we all report for the same thing.

>>28326637
I agree but it can be hard to make content out of MC without projects or new stuff, and doing projects alone is very lonely

I wonder why her music project has taken over a year

>>28326761
The JPs are making a portal to the ID server. Maybe the EN girls will work on one too.

Do not tell me youtube made her Holocure stream age restricted just because she said "Cheeky fuckers".

>>28326761
I'd recommend Gura to try out some modpack like RAD or one of the more techy packs. There's really a LOT of things to explore/do.

>>28326614
me too but please please please not with japanese lyrics

>>28326900
gura's cake

>>28326865
did she way it was music?

>>28326637
she was kinda desperate for content at the start but once she got rolling she was fine
letting herself die so she could teabag for laughs and then give us the mental image of her peeing every time she leave her start screen up was good

>>28326900
The booty... that's where all the goods are.

>>28325530
>Because even after 2 years streaming is still stressful for her.
Funny because she streamed more when it was apparently at it's most stressful for her.
>>28325636
>likes to be prepared
She barely ever prepares for a stream
>Stuff to talk about
Just bounce off chat if you need to
>health issue
Go see a doctor already
>>28325719
>Muh quality
She can find ways to make it "quality" but that's no excuse to flat out not stream for this long
>>28326440
>she's busy
Other ENs are also busy, if not even more busy than she is, yet can still stream.

>>28326967
You weren't assuming she was peeing before she said that? It's obvious.

>>28327017
>Other ENs are also busy, if not even more busy than she is, yet can still stream.
stop pretending that you have a clue just how much work she (or others) has on her plate

>>28326962
She admitted to one of the over-a-year projects being music, yes.

>>28326967
I appreciate Gura talking about pee with us so much. Remember when she told us she was holding her pee on purpose for the Mario Kart tournament?

>>28326865
Gura has been waffling on the exact phrasing of line 47 for 2 years. It has profound implications for the meaning of the entire song.

>>28327094
She likes to share her body with us.

>>28327094
I remember when it FUCKING WORKED PISS MAGIC IS REAL

>>28327204
Rubrub correction needed.

>>28327017
anon, i'm so sorry that you oshi is not invited as a guest to Mori concert

>>28327211
T u T

>>28327196
Seems more likely she got a bad mix and isn't sure what to do about it.

>>28327369
Mori and the other guests are streaming, Gura isn't.

i miss you gura

Going through my old memetic warfare webms I have come to the conclusion that Gura is a "crystal child". There are many rrats but this one is mine.

gura should do a sleep stream she wont

>>28328099
>crystal child
What the fuck does that mean?

>>28328099
Explain.

>>28328099

>>28328123
She will prerecord herself sleeping next to the KU100 head and check to make sure she didn't mention her social security number before posting it for us.

>>28328099
>strong sense of balance
I don't know about that one, chief. Otherwise, sure

>>28328537
She'll scrap the whole thing if she even thinks she hears a dog bark once in the background

>>28328099
>>28328238
>>28328305
>>28328454
Apparently is some kind of mystic bs

Mating press?

>>28328642
I agree that Gura is one of them based on that description.

>>28328642
>born after 2001

>>28328123
She can record it in an hotel so there's no risk of assault.

>>28328642
no little shit born after 2001 has done anything to make the world a "better place"

>>28324666
God she's perfect. SO FUCKING FLATT

>>28328099
>>28328642

>>28328642
sounds more like someone with unresolved childhood trauma that led them to become people pleasers due of fear of rejection

Six hours countdown to (possible) surprise stream.

>>28329079

>>28328642
kewl

>>28329079
he beeleb