/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Yeah, MY wife.
*kills you*

>>28318542
Your Holoflop will join Vshojo and will unironically mogg all the Holo En Vtubers like Mouse, Nyanners and Veibae

I just want someone who is always up for letting me release a load inside of them.

>>28318607
>Post has nothing to do with Vshitshow
>The shills start shoving the narrative in every thread
Also, she unironically moggs all your whores when it comes to ccv. The only council members your whore can mogg are Bae and Sana(and for Sana that too is changing)

>>28318542
my oshi

>>28318607
bitch please, your whores can't even reach 10K without raids anymore.

>>28318542
How can you marry the inferior sister

>constantly bitches and moans on her RM account over nothing
She's second only to Kronii in being an emotional vampire, I'm sure.

>>28318542
Watame unironically. I think the sheep would be an amazing wife and mom.

>>28319122
>constantly bitches and moans on her RM account over nothing
literally only one time.

>>28319122
Why is there always a dox faggot in every thread? People cant have real emotions and feelings about something that is separate from their character? Dox faggots are literal mentally ill trannies and should hang themselves. You are worse than lolcows. Scum.
>hurrr durrr muh secret knowledge

>>28319122
The menhera vtuber...

>>28319336
True, if it wasn't for doxxfags we wouldn't have this board

She will be the future VShojo member.
Of course she will make a great wife

>>28319559
>Vshitshow
Roru, no

>>28319678
holy cope, your oshi gets 15 dollars at best from a 100 dollar donation. Also VShojo is notb only limited to Anime fans. MOuse had 173K active subs and was the number 1 female streamer of all time. None of your Holo chubbas can do that

>>28319969
lol
lmao even

>>28319678
Cope all you want but you know it's the truth

>>28319969
lol

>>28320019
Iron Mouse moggs so many of your worthless Holo chubbas.
I bet you will not be laughing when she becomes the face of VTubers in 2 years

>>28320077
She even reinforced on her anniversary that she wasn’t graduating. Try again.

>>28318542
>virtual whores
>good wives
If they would make good wives they would be married with children not going ara ara for akasupas

>>28319969
Holy shit a retard

>>28320194
>they would be married with children
umm, anon. That's not how you frame sentences in the english language

>>28320111
2 more years, trust the plan.

>>28319272
2 times, at LEAST, most recently only days ago.

>>28319336
1. If you're constantly fucking depressed while having an easymode job that makes you a fortune, then yes you're an emtionally needy menhera. Hence an emotional vampire.
2. Even more so when you just fucking vaguepost ominous bullshit without explaining anything. Literally facebook women tier behavior. "Give me attention over my sad feelings without me having to explain anything".
3. She doesn't just do this on her RM account, she literally starts crying on stream randomly for no apparent reason. She's fucking unstable.

>>28320341
Sorry over eager ESL-sama allow me to reframe that using perfect grammar for our ESL friends.
>virtual whore
>good wives
If they were capable of being good wives, they would already be married, with several children of their own, and not saying "ara ara" on the internet for akasupas from neckbeards.

>>28320428
yeah the only time was the recent one. The rest of the times she was venting about her personal issues you faggot

>>28320428
You don't understand human emotions

>>28320428
Have you considered that you're the unstable one

>>28320490
>it doesn't count because I said so
Retard.

>>28320489
>Sorry over eager ESL-sama allow me to reframe that using perfect grammar for our ESL friends.
The Irony

>>28320167
This will be last year, she's planning on graduating after her 2nd year anniversary, she of course wouldn't say that in front of thousands of people

>>28320523
show me the other time she started venting because her job then you massive creep

>>28320428
All women are emotional vampires desu

>>28320428
>a woman acted like a woman
Someone stop the presses!

>>28320597
To be fair, I'm Scottish, our english is famously garbage.
Or to frame it in the local vernacular, oor english is pure shite ken lad

>>28320652
All woman are vampires d e s u

>>28320602
Just two more anniversaries.

>>28320709
Vampire desu

>>28320341
Actually it's completely understandable given the context. If he meant something else he would say married TO children, but your mind read it and thought that because you're a pedo, sorry SEAfag

>>28320652
>>28320709
>>28320743
Anon, I...desune

I can fix her

>>28320657
no worries I was just messing with you.

>>28320650
Who the fuck said anything about her job retard

>>28320812
och dinnie worry aboot it lad

>>28320930
>so what you are saying is she can't even express how frustrated she is in a relatively decent way?
What do you want?
A human or a robot?

>>28321007
A self cleaning sex slave and maid ideally

>>28321007
Stable people don't constantly feel the need to vaguepost about their sad feelings. It's not fucking normal. But the fact that she does it while being rich and having an easy life catapults the whole thing from "another needy woman" to "MENHERA ALERT"

She will cook for you and work hard for you every day provided that you can grant her no less than six children.

>>28318542
unironically ame. just watch how she shepherds all her retarded coworkers during last year's halloween collab or how everyone spoke about her after the recent off-collabs. she'd be an excellent wife and mother.

>>28318542
Honestly, IRyS is a wonderful fucking person but she is suffering from depression.
>The reason she started streaming in the first place was to cope with her anger and personal problems
>She is about to become a hag in 2-3 years
>Is still single and I doubt she ever had someone who took care for her besides her family
>Lives away from her family because she wants to pursue her dreams
>Feels she isn't loved even by her family members.
>Doesn't have that many friends to begin with(even in Hololive, she is afraid to ask people for the collab)
>The thing which makes her special (her singing) is taking a load on her throat. If it weren't for the 10 year+ of hard work, she wouldn't have become a singer. So to see a special thing being taken away from her slowly is probably very sad for her to see.
and many things that we are not even aware of.

>>28320809
Why would you want to?

>>28321552
i can save her

>>28321552
>Is still single and I doubt she ever had someone who took care for her besides her family
honestly, I keep people saying me, me but if this is true, that is super sad.
I mean we fans can't provide her the mental support she needs. That's just a fact. There is a saying that we should never meet our Idols

>>28321552
>>The reason she started streaming in the first place was to cope with her anger and personal problems
what?

>>28321526
I know, she's my wife afterall!

>>28321723
yes, lurk around her twitter account during Jan time.
She sees streaming as a way of coping and even her roommate told the viewers that the reason she started streaming was because of her feeling lonely and feeling shit.
She loves singing though

>>28318542
We're already married and happily watching documentaries on the sofa together
I got her a new umbrella because I stole the last one so she'd come home wet through

>>28321844
Poor IRyS. She's a sweetie, and I hope she finds happiness.

>>28321844
why doesnt she have a boyfriend
sounds pretty sus to me honestly

>>28321844
>even her roommate told the viewers that the reason she started streaming was because of her feeling lonely and feeling shit
she said this a long time ago anon. Like years ago

>>28321972
maybe, she is insecure about the way she looks IRL.

>>28321972
If you just don't talk with people often, there is very low chance that you will score anything. IRyS streams are too long for someone with active personal live.

>>28322279
Someone like her would get a boyfriend pretty quickly

towa

>>28321145
You are a fucking retard. It is actually insane how many people think money = infinite happiness and nothing bad can ever happen to you. Literal autist imbecile.

>>28318972
Having a deaf wife would be annoying

>>28322658
NTA, but cope and seethe faggot

>>28322739
Yep! Menhera Wamen is better.

>>28322658
Nobody said money = infinite happiness, just that if you're depressed while rich you are almost certainly mentally ill.

>>28318677
https://streamable.com/1kuzf7

>>28322658
money makes everything massively easier, you can get professional help with ease and pay people to monitor your behaviour and diet.
As my PT told me over a decade ago, "it's easy to eat well when you pay someone to make your meals"

>>28323465
money makes some things easier
it doesn't make you less depressed
"professional help" also doesn't make you less depressed

>>28322361
I don't see why. Remove her recent celebrityhood from the picture and you get someone with a low-paying or nonexistent job who can only talk about anime. To Japanese men, it's like if you met a clerk and she could only talk about Steven Universe and Rick and Morty. And of course, leaving out all the other character tics she wouldn't show on stream that would set off red flags. Combined with her likely high standards from a lifetime of consuming anime, many men have much better picks.
Even as she is now, she would be an entertaining friend, but I wouldn't want to date her.

>>28323418
>if you're depressed while rich you are almost certainly mentally ill
Literal retard.

>>28323552
neither does twitter but here we are talking about how a rich depressed woman is talking about how shit her easy comfortable life is on twitter

>>28323562
Men don't choose women based on their career you wierdo they choose them based on how cute they are

>>28323418
>if your brain is chemically imbalanced while you're rich you are almost certainly mentally ill.
Damn that is deep.

>>28323624
Irys has a high-pressure job, that's liable to make someone more stressed and depressed, not less
Poor people wouldn't understand that though

>>28323682
>my job is such high pressure I need to play video games and shit you poor people would never understand my struggle
I understand pressure mate, I'm an air tech, I fix commercial airliners. Playing video games to an audience is not pressure, fitting a #2 windshield assembly in half the book time because the aircraft needs to be in Spain in 6 hours is pressure.

>>28323758
My pressure > Your pressure

>>28323758
It's a different type of pressure
Just a typical case of a person with limited life experience who can't imagine what someone else's life is like

>>28323825
>oooh my life is so hard I sit in my office chair playing video games and making $500k a year wahh waahhh u wouldn't understand you've only done real jobs and haven't whored yourself out

>>28323985
It's not the playing video games part that she's upset about

>>28323418
nta but you really are a fucking idiot

>>28324032
What's the problem then? Is it the hundreds of thousands of dollars income? Is it's the army of simps that would die for her? Face it, streamers have some of the easiest lives ever seen in history, they have no pressure, and live as kings for simply existing.

>>28323985
she's a cute anime girl though. nobody cares about you. go cry about it.

>>28324118
it's not the streaming part
its the other part, the music part, her management continues to fuck pretty much everything up for her over and over again
if what the other anon said is true and she came to japan and spent 10 years trying to do this, and she gets her break, only for this to happen, that's going to make someone upset
that's a normal reaction

>>28323758
>>28323985
what you describe is a job with occasional spikes of high pressure where you are likely otherwise very relaxed
being a professional content creator/streamer/music creator/whatever basically turns your entire life into your job, and even if you allow yourself time off you can't really stop thinking about it
so while it's not as intense, it's a much more constant thing that tears down a lot of people over time

>>28324210
Hey I had refresher training on just this thing yesterday. What a coincidence.
What you are describing is "perceived pressure" where you put shit on yourself because you're a fucking idiot. What I get is actual pressure, where I have 3 layers of management shouting across a hangar about when I can sign off on the job.

>>28323629
Career is just one of many red flags that spring from differing education levels and backgrounds. It's difficult to get along well with someone who doesn't share remotely the same life experiences you do.
And this is in a country where 59% of women from 18-34 have no partners, her chances are pretty shot.

>>28318542

>too sick to go anywhere
>too sick to do anything

yeah that sounds like marriage material

>>28324300
>It's difficult to get along well with someone who doesn't share remotely the same life experiences you do
Just because someone doesn't have a job doesn't mean you can't relate to them
My girlfriend has a job, I don't, we can speak the same language

>>28324370
>unemployed chantard
As the prophecy foretold

>>28324427
is that supposed to be an insult

>>28324292
>my pressure is real because people yell at me
What a weird metric. A metric that makes vtubers and online personalities seem a lot more valid in their struggles too.

>>28324460
No you have a gf so clearly you're doing better than I am

>>28324473
Real pressure - I I don't get this flap fitted in time the flight will be delayed or cancelled and up to 500 people will be fucked around, costing the company possibly hundreds of thousands of dollars
Perceived pressure - If I don't stream today parasocial retards might be mildly annoyed

>>28318542
My naggy chicken wife who expects the world from me. Even if I fuck up all the time, she loves me unconditionally and just wants what best for us and our children.

>>28324292
Celebrity selects for that shit. 2% of actors can afford to make a living from acting without taking other jobs. An even lower percentage of streamers and youtube artists can do that. You have to be some sort of crazy to sink significant amounts of time into rolling the dice on it. The kind of people who stand out from the crowd enough to even have a shot at fame are not typical, well-adjusted individuals.

>>28324549
I think this guy has a point, Irys can't handle pressure well, but that's because it's new to her and she doesn't have a good support system
But that's only a small piece of the problem

>>28324549
Real pressure - my throat gives out and I can't continue what ive been working on for 10 years

What did this thread devolve into?

>>28322361
Her rm comes from a wealthy family, which proves a high hurdle to pass already.

>>28324740
That's not pressure, that's something else

>>28324740
That's poor technique and improper form. I also had refresher training on that, though it was about lifting and handling correctly.

>>28324795
do you know that for a fact or are you just guessing

>>28324549
>Real pressure
You see, from your perspective you consider that 'important'. From any casual layman's perspective looking at your job it's 'if I don't do this highly specialized technical thing which I seem to be basically irreplaceable for, some people might be inconvenienced but if you explain why it's unreasonable they'll understand, and if they don't, fuck them, they need me'

>>28318542
>>28318677
>>28318972
>>28321459
>>28321526
>>28324609
none of these whores/menheras would make a good wife
then again none of you would make a good husband

>>28324549
Perceived pressure:
>if I fuck up the company I work for loses a fraction of its wealth
who fucking cares

>>28325016
Me when I lose my job for underperforming

>>28324609
I would instantly learn aufpassen language for her

>>28325033
and a streamer loses their audience/job for underperforming, that's not pressure?

>>28325378
No, because their job is incredibly easy and simply requires showing up
Examples - Anya, Choco

>>28325634
I'm looking forward to your streams then

>>28320428
you have no empathy, dude. learn some goddamn compassion.

be a man.

>>28325698
Jokes on you he's in homostars en

>>28325698
I actually did consider livestreaming my daily work but security concerns means I can't really do that. I figured folk watch people fix cars and trucks, so aircraft would be something a bit different.

>>28321552
Nooooooooo, I want to save her

>>28318542
She's a great wife. Of course everyone has some things they have to work through, but I love her and support her with all of my heart. She was very inexperienced at sex after we got married, but she's getting much better now.

>>28323418
NTA, but you are retarded

>You don't get it man, a six hour deadline to fix something and then never having to think about it is pure pressure
Cringe

>>28324208
Not even *just* music. There are a few real life stuffs that she didn't elaborate much upon, too

>>28324332
If she marries me, she won't need to go anywhere or do anything. Just chasing her VSinger / VTuber career will be enough. Sounds good to me

>>28321552
I want to protect her smile...

>>28321552
This made me genuinely sad. I want her to be happy.

>>28319969
>Mousey
>Great wife
Honestly, how?

>>28321526
I feel like if Ame was my wife I would be the househusband while she constantly pursues her career. While at work she would always be all in on projects and at home she just needs someone to catch her and feed her non gluten food

>>28324956
t. assblasted post-wall 3dpd roastie

>>28328768
yes

>nice voice
>good height
I will save her from alcoholism by impregnating her.

Being hot doesn't make you a good wife.

>>28321552
I took a nap for 1 (one) hour and I already had a dream about crying IRyS, I hate you guys so much.

>>28318542
Just because a woman is beautiful doesn't mean she would make a good wife or mother anon. You'd have to take over all the responsibilities in the house pretty quickly

>>28323629
No one over the age of 25 does this unless they're the kind of manchild who can't maintain a relationship for other reasons. Just over 20 you start becoming way more practical about relationships in general