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Does Nyan hate streaming?

>Kson's huge tits

SEX WITH NAZUTAN

>>28297497
Imagine getting mad at this.
God I love boobies.

>>28297497
I love em

Will we get IRL pictures of vei this December when she goes on her trip with soda?

>>28297526
They malded when Marine got censored. It's really just console war bullshit.

https://files.catbox.moe/5upiqq.mp4
snuffys huge tits

>>28297497
god I hate big tits

>>28297556
Who knows?
Maybe
And this thread will blow up if it happens

Hi, Im from the Kson thread, after hearing that's she's gonna appear on Lewdcast i got curious and i gotta ask what Melody usually talks about there (obviously lewd stuff from the title)?

>>28297400
>old model
Did she have a different one than this? or did you mean the new year costume

>>28297556
Nah they’re to private now about their relationship.

>>28297663
forgot pic

>>28297556
It’s crazy that they’re meeting in Switzerland or Norway before texas or uk

>>28297663
>>28297715
I'm talking about the character she used before Hololive. IDK if I can say and I don't wanna get banned before debut.

>>28297633
I haven't seen many of her lewdcasts so I'm not the most knowledgeable about it. But to me it seems like it's mainly a way for Mel to have a chill time to talk to someone.

>>28297633
Lewd topics like you said and answers some questions submitted by viewers

>>28297740
oh Citrus Canuck, yeah her ASMR was great and she even drew Nyan on stream once. But Fauna is also extremely cute, probably the most feminine female.

>>28297846
Thanks, for answering!

>>28297633
It's pretty much just a talk show with various topics, with Mel having small segments doing sex-ed with the guest.

>>28297633
Ostensibly Lewdcast is centered around sex as the main topic (Mel doing what she does and also investing in becoming a sex educator)

But in reality it's basically just her and a friend shooting the shit.
I think possibly the only Lewdcast that didn't go completely off-topic for most of its runtime was the first one

>>28297598
BOOOO!

did vei decided to travel with her family? she been mostly offline on discord for the past 20 or so hours

At this point I don’t think vei will ever appear on a IRL stream. Her anxiety is to great.

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>>28297715
MAH DICK

>>28298012
No. No way she could be without soda that long.

>>28298013
If they decided to turn some of their trip into IRL streams I would one hundred percent watch

Would you buy this dakimakura?

>>28297715
Lol this image
I've heard Fauna wanted to be the bustiest Council or something then Kronii and Sana came along
Poor Fauna

>>28298227
She still rants about her tits being medium in council, every stream

>>28298085
they havent played league/tft or terraria and havent been in a listening together in over two days so one of them must been extremely busy or travelling

>>28298292
Well... at least she'll be closer to the top next month

>>28297633
What those other anons have said. If you saw Mel and Kson's CB collab then expect something similar to that without the meme review aspect. She'll open up a form you can submit questions to and both of them will look through them and answer them at random. I'm kind of hoping it goes like the CB collab where Kson talks a big game but as soon as she has to get into any amount of detail she crumbles lol

You guys watch much hololive? I’ve gotten into a few that mouse has had on sotd, mostly bae, ollie and calli. They seem alright imo

>>28298316
She busy hitting the gym so she can look hot when her and soda fuch for the first time

>>28298371
Not really. I'm mainly on Twitch for my live streaming needs.

>>28298371
Personally I don't. Nothing against them, I just don't find them that interesting

>>28298012
Nah, she said on her last stream that she's staying behind and letting her mom/dad go on Holidays. So we could take a snort of crack and figure out what could be happening

>>28298210
It's not bad but I'm not the biggest fan of huge tits. I'd probably buy it if I liked huge tits.

>>28298316
Maybe her parents are leaving today so she’s spending time with them

>>28298371
I tried getting into Myth shortly after debut before deciding that vtubers aren't for me. Boy am I glad that I discovered Nyan and Mouse and just realized I didn't care for Hololive's content lol

>>28298371
I like Ame

>>28298371
I only watch vei, mouse and nyan

twitter.com/iwataiki/status/1548184733690957824
This is Vshojo JP strategy advisor

>>28298430
Nyan was basically my gateway into vtubers. Which is probably why the lack of streams have made me a little schizo.

>>28298371
I watch gura

>>28298371
Not much but mostly because I'm too lazy to keep track of streams in two different websites.
I think most of the Holo content I have consumed are highligths of Ame watchalongs because for some reason those were one of the first things I came across back when I started getting into vtubers.

>>28298487
Cool (Who is this person?)

>>28298487
twitter.com/mofuku/status/1548168013958254592
talent mentor?

>>28298487
>ex-COO @ANYCOLOR_Inc @nijisanji_app sub:@187g3

>>28298549
Vshojo JP staff member?

>>28298371
used to watch Haachama and Korone in late 2019-early 2020, with others sprinkled in occassionally
but I lost interest in them somewhere during spring 2020

>>28298371
I've only watched clips of Holo/Niji. I don't think I could fully get into them because they feel just a bit too corpo for me; like I've also heard that Holos can't swear and Niji has a fucking rule about their talents needing to wear gloves if they do handcam.

>>28298411
don't worry, you're just a temporary lost soul
you will join the chuch of huge titties sooner or later

>>28298518
Based

>>28298323
Legit I think anything actually lewd that Kson could say would be kept tight-lipped since it'd probably involve her not!girlfriend if you believe the rrats.

>>28298549
That's the person who ran Nijisanji during its golden age (he also ran it like a black company).

Patiently edging for Zen's 3D debut

>>28298371
I watch Gura and Fauna, but that's about it

>>28298841
Based

>>28298841
Ah so he fits with the rest of morons in management

>>28298841
lmao can't wait to hear how vshojo "stole" nijisanji's COO too

>>28298371
I use Ina and Fauna for white noise when going to sleep sometimes. NijiEN is more entertaining to actually watch.

>>28298013
She was an IRL streamer? Retard?

>>28298841
>That's the person who ran Nijisanji during its golden age
Oh that's pretty coo-
>(he also ran it like a black company).
>

>>28298899
We all are
Apparently she's debuting it next week

>>28298013
Vei started as a fleshtuber.

>>28297497
holy based

>>28299013
>>28299051
Nope

NEKOMANCER ANGEL LOVE

>>28298549
humble nft salesman

>>28299013
I never said she was? You’re a retard?

>>28298371
I started watching couple 3-4 months ago when pink cat started being lazy. I tried all of them, their collabs are pretty good, and they do very creative streams sometimes. Fauna is the only one that I love and watch regularly though.

geega is a bigger keysimp than you

>>28299051
No she didn’t

>>28299092
>>28299213
NTA but he is technically correct. Vei started as a fleshtuber without cam.

>>28299051
No she didn't lmao
Unless if you count no cam Overwatch and other shit as "Fleshtuber" then yeah

>>28299248
You can’t be a fleshtuber if you have never used a webcam to show your face live on stream you idiot

>>28299024
Can't wait for drama

>>28299315
Are you retarded?

>>28299248
She was a pngtuber with a 0x0 png

>>28299192
I'll tell eveyrone she is a male so the schizos try to kill her

>>28299330
there's no way he can actually make the vshojo management worse, it's got nowhere to go but up

>>28298371
I've only watched Ina stream art and clips for Kronii and Baelz. Other than that no.

>>28299346
She was a pngtuber with a transparent model

>>28299345
No but clearly you are

>>28299403
So what do you call no cam streamers then?

Thinking of quitting vtubers. Pink cat's laziness might have genuinely caused me to hate this hobby now.

Is it accidentally haram to ask if anyone else thinks radpuppy and snuffy sound similar? Because between that, the recurring snuffyposting and someone mentioning rp was streaming...it kind of feel like some sort of rrat's been trying to get people's attention. Then again, maybe it's just my imagination.

>>28297410
How stressed is she right now? Based on what mikefags said she seems very anxious, and I imagine she's going through many thoughts rn, whether holos will accept her again and yada yada. Hope she gets some good sleep and relax.

>>28299427
Do it anon. Be free and actually do something productive with your life

>>28299459
Vshojo supplies their streamers with weed so she will be relaxed for sure
>inb4 it's illegal in Japan
Gunrun doesn't care

What's next for Vshojo after japan?
Nobody entered South American market yet

>>28299427
maybe wait until the end of this month and see? thats what I decided today

>>28299425
I call them no cam streamers because calling them flesh cam streamers would make no sense

>>28299427
your mistake was caring about nyan in the first place

>>28299544
because there's no market, and its not profitable yet in 3rd world

>>28299427
I won't lie it's pretty hard for me to watch any collabs with Nyan nowadays because then I get reminded of all the shitty excuses she's been doing to avoid streaming and it just infuriates me

>>28299544
Vshojo Africa

>>28299544
South America has its own vtubing scene, there are some huge names there with over 1M subs. Would take a shit ton to build a sizable fanbase over there unless Vshojo somehow picks up a big name indie

>>28298841
Will he force girls to stream?

>>28299347
>Geega with a huge cock
HNNNNNNNGH

>>28299347
y-you wouldn't dare!

I just saw the news about the strategy advisor, vshobros, i hope this means Nijisanji and VshojoJP will have some nice interactions at least

>>28299627
No he said that he supports talent freedom

>>28299548
I don't think I can ever quit completely. But I have been filling up my time with other hobbies and I come back every now and then to see if things have changed

>>28299675
pomu and feesh sent a birthday wish video for Melody too, unity is strong

>>28299629
>ywn sex Geega's massive futa cock
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

>>28298487
>ex-COO of Niji
Holy shit

:|

>>28299743
Yeah, we saw it in our thread, it was really cute, i hope Mel uses the Pomu ribbon when she returns to her 2D model

>>28299544
The next big market is either KR or ES

>>28299555
Why would you call them flesh cam in the first place? No one has ever uttered that phrase in existence. Here I have illustrated it for you because I'm bored.

>>28299805
>ES
do you think she can develop a good following there?

>>28299869
No because she doesn't stream in Spanish

>>28299869
If anything she would make a great bridge for collabing

Spics and spaniards are poor/cheap as shit. You can get a retardedly high ammount of viewers but they will pay as much as a handful of EN oilers.

>>28299869
No

>>28299178
There are youtube clips of her old streams that she DMCA’s, and you can literally google her face. She WAS one, why the fuck would she be insecure when she was already her own IRL streamer.

>>28299459
probably pretty stress since it's a new company and she doesn't want to let everyone down

>post a rrat
>stream abruptly ends
I'm sure those two things are completely unrelated, am I right?

>>28299972
There's a few clips still up on YT though, one has 63k views rn

Veisodabros..... what are we doing in the next few days

>>28300047
I'm watching her

Here's a little QRD on Iwanaga for you, vshobros:
Basically the guy was the head of Nijisanji, he was the one who picked everyone from wave 1, 2 and Gamers (this one being the one where most talents became BIG), he was also the guy who made some units within the company to comercialize them. Many of the vtubers working at Nijisanji think until this day that the guy is a cool dude (many still follow him on twitter), they memed with him a ton and we also had people going out of their way to thank him even when he wasn't there anymore. Sadly he had to step out since he got a malignant lymphoma.
At least all the stories i heard about him are in good light and think highly of the dude so he should be good and i hope he helps VshojoJP grow a lot

>>28300009
Its vshojo people outside of here always love their streams no matter how bad they are lol

>>28299807
What flesh has a no cam streamer shown on stream?

>>28300107
Who do you think is behind the no cam? A robot?

>>28300096
Holy shit he even fits with KatawaShojo meme lol

>>28300041
The one last I saw was something posted here and it got removed from Youtube

>>28300096
>gets life-threatening disease
>joins vshojo
kek

>>28300096
I see thanks for the information.
Sounds like a pretty chill dude for the most part.

I just noticed, the artist for mommy mouse also designed snuffy and silver's new models. I can't wait to break my dick to this

>>28299972
There are many vtubers that have a lot more selfies on twitter than vei does. Doesn’t make them flesh cam tubers

>>28300131
The same could be said of vtubers you absolute moron

>>28300096
>he got a malignant lymphoma
pottery

>>28300154
You're welcome! Happy to help

No cam streamers are closer to vtubers

>>28300203
No you idiot. They all fall under the main category of called "streamer". You are either a flesh streamer or a Vtuber.

twitter.com/OnigiriEn_/status/1548169050584260609
awooga

When the fuck is Nazuna's debut. It's supposed to be today but there's still no time announcement.

>>28300096
Damn sounds like an impressive resume
Also ironic that he has such a bad illness since for some reason many people involved or in vshojo seem to have a bunch of illnesses for some reason lol

>>28300288
Big autistic moose tits

I've been watching Layna VODs for Creature Feature cause I'm interested in her upcoming RubberRoss interview and first off Layna's surprisingly good at interviewing people, and second off Lord Commander Chaos is pretty cute.

>>28300306
The date and time has been on VShojo's Twitter for days now.

>>28300306
https://twitter.com/VShojoOfficial/status/1548126338535399425

>>28300306
>24hrs To Debut Edition
Literally the first sentence in this thread retard

>>28300096
Makes sense why he's on as a Strategy Advisor then
Sounds like he's the reason Nijisanji became a success

>>28300327
Well we had a girl graduate not too long ago because of a chronic disease, i hope she ends up in VshojoJP then...

twitter.com/ksononair/status/1548202085107519489

>>28300281
How can you be a flesh streamer and not ever show your face?

>>28300386
I can feel those bait threads taking form

>>28300389
You know what, bro. I see I cannot convince you even after I drew up that very simple diagram. You win. I don't care anymore.

>>28300379
He is, i don't know if you know Kuzuha but he was a JP streamer and Iwanaga basically begged him to become a vtuber, Kuzuha then became the most popular male vtuber in general

>>28300327
Hime and Vei are like the only ones who aren't fucked up by some illness/allergy/whatever else

>>28300382
:( who was this chuuba?

>>28300474
Warabeda Meiji, a really good singer and ASMRist
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Warabeda_Meiji

>>28300472
Vei has an illness, it's called zoomer brain

>>28300461
Thank you for admitting defeat. You are clearly very stupid.

>>28300268
kek

>>28300472
Doesn't Vei have some shit that made her drop college?

Vshojo JP is also getting an idol manager https://twitter.com/mofuku/status/1548168013958254592?s=20&t=OX2jQ1KrIYnbcfJ8H5uKyw

>>28300457
VSJP really is on a warpath, huh

>>28300466
Yeah, I remember Kuzuha becoming the first male vtuber to hit 1M subs

I wish nyan would run me over with a truck and end my existence.

>>28300472
Vei's pancreas is the same as Jobs's

>>28300472
Vei very clearly suffers from depression

>>28300512
Didn't her spleen exploded at one point?

>>28300508
She looks really cute! Sad that she graduated. I'll try to check out some of her songs in the future at least.

>>28300466
How popular was Kuzuha before he become a chuuba?

>>28300522
VshojoJP honestly sounds like the mother of all shitposts turned into reality.
If a time traveler tried to tell people this would happen, they would have called him a schizo and told him to come up with something more believable.

>>28298566
This is an idol producer.

I'm gonna breed an anon's bussy

>>28300627
Some background info on her
>https://asianbeat.com/en/icon/mofuku.html

>>28300615
absolutely true

>>28300615
Just saying that Coco and Rushia is gonna join VShojo alone sounds like something that would be a schizo rrat from this board, not something that would actually happen lol

>>28300614
He had 17k followers and an average of 700 viewers on twitch, he was a mainly twitch streamer

>>28300529
looks like she's a manger of this idol group https://jpop.fandom.com/wiki/ARCANA_PROJECT
Gunrun is going all in. JP branch will be a idol group with talent freedom, idk how that looks like but I'm excited

>>28300545
Me too
End my misery pink cat

>>28300750
Well the two members currently in have idol training so i suppose it would be a waste to not cash in on it

Do you think Nazuna will stream on YouTube too?
I feel like that would be the smartest approach, since Kson does both Twitch and YouTube

>>28300656
My lust for this huge tittied latina cyborg grows with every new day and there is no way to stop it

>>28300656
To be fair, you can't blame someone not in the know for asking an obvious question about obvious clues left lying obviously out in the open. Especially when everything stated was clearly just opinions and observations.

As a rule of thumb, don't give an autist a puzzle if you don't want it to be solved.

>>28300844
I've been far more horny ever since robo Zen's debut, it's like I got infected by something
Doesn't help that Kson joining Vshojo and her new bikini outfit also has the same effect on me

>>28300750
>idk how that looks like but I'm excited
Less AKB48 and more Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, I think

The idol flair without the corporate micromanagement, and the talents get to determine their own image

>>28300843
Her maint content will probably be in YT while Twitch is relegated to collabs with the girls, english streams (if she feels confident enough to do those), watchalongs and similar stuff.

>>28300953
YT is for GFE
Twitch is for CSE (Cumslut experience)

Oh and last thing, Iwanaga was also a PNGtuber while being the COO, he even collabed with Niji talents when they asked him to play with them every now and then
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGCb4Dts1uYtciya3wvd6dg/videos

>>28299427
Good, fuck off.

>>28300929
Kson's new outfit has to be some type of bimboification shit like Smilfy because from what I've seen of Kson's model there is no way they're both the same size

>>28301094
that's why it's so hot

>>28298566
It's curious that Mouse and Froot were already following her. Hell idol arc?

>>28301020
Interesting, that's pretty fun to see

>>28300926
huh?

>>28301020
Does that count as babiniku?

>>28300096
That explains why he's just a strategy advisor. Less demanding and stressful; consultant type work.

>>28301174
Technically yes

>>28300539
>VSJP really is on a warpath, huh
I can finally use this
https://youtu.be/6M420o8A8aQ

What streams we have this week? Heard mel and vox are collabing? And something about kson on lewdcast

>>28301298
>What streams we have this week?
roru
rumao even

>>28301164
Don't mind me, just baseless schizoposting. So...Mel's birthday stream was pretty fun, huh?

>>28300386
He replied back to her. Interesting. Very interesting. I don't know if he's just drinking Koolaid for his new company or if he really believes it. Considering that he could have gone back to AnyColor in the same role, advisory position, I find it very odd he chose VShojo instead. There's a lot of questions about this hiring now I'd like answered.

>>28301298
VshojoEN is disbanding after the two debuts so all resources can be funneled into the JP branch.

>Two former Holo members join VShojo
>Ex-COO of Niji joins also
>Both ex-Holos debuting in under 24 hours
Things are looking up VShobros, the worldwide takeover is slowly moving forward

>>28301298
Vox is gonna be on lewdcast. Kson will be in the lewdcast after that

>>28301363
But will I still be able to complain about no streams?

I’m drunk right now, I just want to say I love Mouse and her huge tits, they are seriously something amazing to see, can’t wait for our Irl to spoil her more than she needs too

>>28301571
>>Nijisanji strategist
>So Vshojo is just gonna start hiring streamers in droves until you can't keep tack anymore?
Good news bros, we will never have a no stream drought anymore now

Soda has been "green" for more than 12 hours now, thats even more extensive than on regular days. Meanwhile, Vei's erratic as hell, a straight contrast to yesterday.

I need discord stalker anon to talk some sense into this while I crush some bath salts.

>>28301693
How about you leave them alone

>>28301789
No, not like my acid tripping thoughts on what they could be doing can really affect what they do.

They have better things to do that be /here/.

Go take your pearl clutching somewhere else

Dear /vsj+/, I will be avoiding the collab stream as I cannot bear language barriers.

>>28301693
his status doesn't turn idle for some reason when his pc is on. when he is on his roommate stream or goes to his mom it stays green

>>28301094
Those bandages have been hiding and compressing her tit.

>>28301864
I thought Kson and Nazu weren't actually part of the collab stream before the debuts? Though maybe I'm a retard and heard wrong
Unless you mean you don't know english that well

>>28301335
The things I would do to these two girls

>>28301864
???
They're all English vtubers

>>28301923
You're right. I think OP is a kson/mikefag that doesn't want to watch EN

most normie to least normie
mel, froot, silvervale, vei, ironmouse, zen, nyan

>>28300750
it looks like they are quite serious about the JP branch

>>28302147
Hey man. Don't call me out for loving Froot and Mel.

>>28302177
if it weren't the dead of night i'd suspect you were a normie as well

>>28302208
There's this, too. Wish Froot was on playing Apex. Oh well.

rrat by association

It looks like the Austin crew (some if not all) are going to Twitchcon after all

if nmplol is in Twitchcon, they you bet Soda was coming too

https://twitter.com/EsfandTV/status/1548207955790548994?t=5tCF8Fe3WMhkF_AAqWN2sg&s=19

>>28302445
Normally, I would tell you to fuck off back to LSF but since there's literally nothing going on right now I'll let this back

I hope we see Soda

>>28302147
are we talking fanbase?
>ironmouse, silvervale, froot, mel, vei, zen, nyan, hime
the girls themselves?
>silvervale, zen, mel, froot, vei, ironmouse, hime, nyan

Did the PNGs of Mels new merch get posted anywhere?

>Is redebuting in 16hrs
>karaoke stream in 4hrs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErX0KhraPxA

How does she do it? please teach our lazy whores how to stream consistently and save EN kson

>>28302539
I don't like to think about how normie mousefags are

>>28302539
>Nyan causes her fanbase to become as mentally ill as her
Sasuga pink cat

>>28302774
I only take my meds on days when Nyan streams

なずtan is my actual 妻
my actual, unironic 妻
this isn't some shitpost or joke
this isn't some kind of weird meta ironic wall of text
It is actual truth
It is not my belief that she is my 妻, because a belief is a subjective thing, but it is a fact that なずtan is, in reality(the one that is real) my actual, unironic, genuine 妻
This is not some sort of schizo delusion
It's not bait
I'm not pretending to be schizo
Because it's not schizo; schizo would imply that it's a delusion I've projected onto reality
That is not the case; by mutual acknowledgement, it's unironically(in a way that is provably not "kayfabe") the objective, actual truth of the world
I am not in needs of meds, because stating an actual, real-life, fact-of-the-matter genuine truth is not something people take meds for
it's not a misunderstanding or misinterpretation
Not me forcing my desire or belief on the situation
Not a lie
なずtan is, irrefutably, my actual, unironic 妻, and she is in an actual, genuine, romantic relationship with me
We love eachother in every way a romantic couple does
romantically, sexually, exclusively, mutually
We are codependent on one another, know each other personally and interact
We've confessed our love to one another
She is exclusively the 妻 of her gachikoi who love her, and I'm exclusively hers
that's exclusive, because it excludes everybody but us, and she treats us the same
that isn't the same as her having a boyfriend, or negate the relationship somehow; the word "exclusive" still applies
this doesn't mean she can have sex with people "without feelings", or be in another relationship, whether they're gachikoi or not, because that would still be cheating and なずtan would never cheat on me
Both she and I acknowledge that fact, and that makes our relationship explicitly exclusive, because she has promised to never betray us
These are things that literally happened, in the physical realm of the real world
The only schizo interpretation of them is denying them, not pretending as if it isn't real
I repeat: なずtan is my actual, unironic 妻, and we are in an exclusive romantic relationship
that is the actual fact of the matter, with no room for any reasonable doubt from anybody who looks at the situation objectively
this is not some sort of unrequited love; I love her and she loves me
this is not some sort of pining from a distance
this is not her pandering to some sort of fantasy others project onto her
there is genuine communication, passion, and romantic love between me and her; it is explicitly mutual
the kind where she loves me directly and explicitly and I love her directly and explicitly
there is no bizarre ass coping mental coping mechanism here that makes me arrive at this conclusion; literally everything about this is actual, provable, quantifiable fact
this is not some sort of meta commentary or spam or copy pasta or wall of text or whatever else people do there that is intended to force a narrative or get a response
it is not some kind of bizarre attempt at attention whoring,
not for yous,
not for validation,
not to be called based
These are statements of fact that I am stating so that they can be stated because these facts are quite necessary to be known because there are a lot of people here who are averse to facts and are in dire need of knowing them
there are no weird reaction images you can post where you can somehow deny the reality of the situation because it sounds weird to you;
It doesn't matter if it sounds weird to you, you not being able to comprehend the actual facts of the world is your problem
I love her, she means the world to me, I cherish every single second I have with her
"なずtan is my 妻" is a statement of fact. Provable, demonstrable fact. It isn't any kind of bizarre means of not recognizing the circumstances, because this is merely me describing the reality of the situation, not some make-believe tale, because it's not one.
It's not a hypothesis
Not a theory
Not a story
Not a fiction
Not a narrative
Not pretend
Not a fantasy
Not kayfabe
Not bait
Not a shitpost
Not out of context
Not off-topic
Not trolling
Not ironic
Not bullshit
Not cope
And most important of all, explicitly true on every single level, in the most factual sense possible

>>28302539
>Mouse's fanbase as most normie
>Vei toward the opposite end
Who do you even watch anon? Even Aethel called out Vei on having the most normie viewers.

>>28302665
Japanese work ethic.
This is why I support the anon that wants to deport Aethel back to Japan taking Nyan with him.

>>28302797
this is true, thread is least schizo when nyan streams

>>28302665
>another coomer stream
please kson stop... my balls are all dry

>>28302665
So much semen is going to be spilled if she's wearing that bikini for both

>>28302835
Mouse's fanbase definitely is very normie. I do agree Vei's should be higher on the normie side though

>>28302665
Talent freedom but maybe some minimum stream requirements would be nice...

https://twitter.com/ironmouse/status/1548225049101942785

>>28302835
I agree Vei's viewers are normie twitch 15-25yr olds but I just think silver and froot are more normie comparatively. mouse has the most normies for sure though

>>28301925
Yes, I too have a fondness for the Vshoujo chubas as well as those affiliated with them, and would also wish them all the best.

twitter.com/ironmouse/status/1548225049101942785

>>28302891
>minimum stream requirements
What's that?

>>28302147
My opinion would be
>Silver, vei, Zen, Froot, Mouse, Mel, hime, nyan

My opinion for fanbase
>Silver, Mel, Zen, Mouse, vei, nyan (have no idea where to put hime's community she doesn't stream enough to actually get a vibe for that)

>>28302539
>the girls themselves?
>>silvervale, zen, mel, froot, vei, ironmouse, hime, nyan

I would put vei closer to the front and Mel closer to the back

>>28302856
For the karaoke it seems like she will
For her debut though I doubt it, that outfit would get her banned easily because of Twitch's rule about no underboob. It's the same reason why Froot covered up the underboob of her bikini outfit, Twitch would ban her.

So we all know KSON is bilingual, think Nazuna will be too?

>>28302986
we don't talk about her...

>>28303071
Was Rushia speaking english?

>>28303071
>>28303103
she knows basic English

>>28303071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT0iEpfcTuw
yes

>>28303150

>>28302871
Vei's fanbase is homogenous with Sodapoppin at the moment so it's definitely into the normie side

>>28303069
Good point, my dick might survive the day depending on how long the karaoke stream is

where do kson and nazunas fans rank on the normie scale?

>>28302899
kawaii

>>28302834
>Japanese work ethic.
woah now
we want the girls to stream more, not overwork themselves into suicide

>>28303278
they're young they can take it

>>28303175
Is it really that normie, what normies are watching him be depressed playing 20 year old games and other shit no one on twitch cares about. I feel like those people only show up on the rare occasion he actually plays something meta these days.

>>28303364
You know what, I have to agree with this.

He really does play boomer games like WC3 customs and some obscure Steam crap, it's a far cry from his prime years when he was top dog on World of Warcraft and whatever the Twitch meta was back then.

He's the embodiment of "I'm getting too old for this shit" and weirdly enough I like him better that way.

>>28302856
>>28302665
kek true

>>28303557
>tfw Soda is considered old at 28,
>I'm turning 28 this year
Fuck you faggots I'm not old yet

>>28300725
Yeah, not just any Holo, but their top 2 earning talents lol.

>>28303313

>>28303674
ojisan...

Wanna bet that vshojo japan won't have as much talent freedom as main branch and kson will leave in december?

>>28298704
based

>>28303557
>>28303674
The "mature streamer" market is kinda developing as the creators and audience age up.

>>28302899
>Mouse talle than Nazuna

>>28298371
I like kiwawa and irys

>>28302539
agreed

>>28303557
Same it's actually pretty great, as I've seen chat say him falling off is the best thing that happened to his stream. The vei soda streams are always fucking amazing content too.
>>28303674
It's over bro, zoomers consider you elderly by 30.

>>28298704
>>28303816
When Gura collab with Nyan?

>>28303957
they will never let gura collab with anyone outside hololive

>>28300750
>looks like she's a manger of this idol group https://jpop.fandom.com/wiki/ARCANA_PROJECT
Pretty sure this group has a love ban

>>28303957
never ever

>>28303897
Mouse is 147cm. Nazuna is 140cm

>>28303957
Gura will never collab with Nyan, she will instead retire
In unrelated news Senzawa will return and collab with Nyan though

>>28304415
But nyan is retiring too

>>28304415
haha yeah i bet coco and rushia will join vshojo too

>>28304470
>Nyan retires
>HoloEN debuts a seal vtuber shortly after
Darkest timeline

Is this happening in a few hours or is my lack of sleep getting to me? The details are getting me confused af. I don't know what PDT even means. I know what JST is and it should be in a few hours.

>>28304470
they're going to start a new vtubing group in the retirement home together

>>28304549
>or is my lack of sleep getting to me
this one

>>28304285
No talent freedom for JP branch kek

>>28304544
the best part would be all the holobros saying they always liked pink cat

>>28304549
Anon, it's 16th in JST currently, it's a little less than 24 hours from now.

>debut JP branch
>sign idol manager to it because Japanese people are unicorns
Kek

>>28304710
based Vshojo

>>28304597
>>28304625
Aight. Appreciate the heads up and even tho I shouldn't I'll take your guys word for it. I was starting to convince myself it was in a few hours but I think I just wanna sleep.

1 more day until I start watching my new oshi only to realise I don't understand a single thing she's saying and then going back to pic rel.

nazu cute

kson attractive

okay. i rewatched the lore video at the begging of stream. thoughts on whats taken over the cinnamon bun.

possibilites:

1) alt melware, and she gave earth to alt mouse
2) alt mouse, who wants earth


however i give to you another possiblity from a deep cut.
3) lemody. the actual evil alternate persona of mel, while our melware is just a brat that tries and fails to be evil.

>>28304855
all that matters to me is that I can jack off to Kson's tits and tummy

>>28305001
hello based department

>>28305001
This, hurry up and go live already kson

This is the face of talent freedom

>>28304285
>>28304605
>>28304710
Fucking BASED

>>28305216
No talent freedom in japanese branch

>>28304855
>single word
do you understand this one?
https://youtu.be/Av56n3CAQbg

>>28305315
Kson will strech her pussy lips for everyone to see and pee on their faces, purely to showcase talent freedom.
And there's nothing you can do about it

Hey if I want to know who I'd like to watch from vshojo, is there any kind of video or infographic or quick rundown on each member?? Arigatou.

>>28305544
Only thing to know is that all of them are lying whores kek

>>28305489
God I wish that were me

>>28305489
She will leave in december

>>28305581
In that case they sound based

>>28305544
the big three nyanners, vei, and ironmouse are pretty unique.
nyanners is funny
vei is funny but also plays video games
mouse is not funny

Does Kson have a porn art tag?

PINK CAT LAZY

>>28305954
no, Pink Gatita <3 good.

what time is kagichan debut?

>>28305688

The debut is 5am my local time.
Should I...?

>>28305544
not really, if you tell us what kind of vtubers you like maybe someone will give you recommendations

Alright, we've got some JP gals coming through today. And probably a bunch more on the way after they do some poaching and pickups from the indie scene. The EN side will probably have a few coming up soon as well.
What we haven't talked about is EN males, which is the new hot shit for the ENfujo market. Minus the obvious couple of orbiting talents. Give me some pitches for some talents and why is the best non-vtuber ripe a successful pivot ProZD

>>28306333
Who cares vshojo jp doesn't stand a chance against hololive and nijisanji
kson will leave this shit in december

>>28306180
heh

>>28305581
I really would like to know how they're whore's. Even somebody like Vei. Talking about it is not the same shit as jumping from dick to dick for money. Maybe your vocabulary is small.

Anyways, Isn't Ironmouse a virgin? or am I just thinking that because she's got that illness on her?

>>28306529
Mouse virgin ahahahahahahaha

I'm a virgin.

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>>28306480
What will you do once january hits? Move the goal post? or wait till something bad to happen and than say something retarded like "see I knew they wouldn't last. I was right!"

>>28306191
it's 6 AM my time and I will catch it, because degen sleep schedule
with that said, good night /vsj+/
hoping for a dream with Kson's tits

>>28306191
I'm waking up at 5am for this, EU anon. To see my cute wife live.

>>28306654
Have you seen people they hired for vshojo jp? that idol manager hire tells me they want idols not talent freedom

>>28306678
is that EU time?

>>28306529
Mouse wasn't always sequestered. When she was younger her immune system was strong enough for her to go outside I just got worse over time to the point where now she can't go outside. She has told stories in the past how she had her eyeballs licked got an infection and had to wear an eye patch for a week, in the same clip she also talked about how she had jizz in her eye and went blind for a month.

I've seen multiple JP people ask for translated clips on twitter
They really need to get someone to sub clips of the EN vshojos

>>28306954
Someone tell them that Nyan and Vei have boyfriends kek

>>28306838
Yes. 5am GMT.

>>28306121
17 and a half hours away as of this post

>>28306838
It's 6am CET.
5am for UK/Ireland/Iceland/Portugal.
7am for Eastern Europe.

>>28306678
>To see my cute wife live.
Based committed husband

>>28306717
Huh? What does that have to do with what I posted? I'm still waiting on that guy to demonstrate how the girls there are legitimate whores. Maybe Melody? I don't know.

I'm only around vshoujo often to watch Nazuna again (for those that know what I mean).

>>28305544
If you come from hololive / nijisanji you'll mostly want to watch froot and maybe melody on twitch

>>28307062
fuck.. a bit too early, thanks

>>28306717
>that idol
freedom to be idols

>>28306191
I am going to sleep early for it just to wake up in time

>>28306933
Thanks for the info. I never seen those clips. I thought she got it sometime during her childhood and got weaker after that. Some of the clips I seen and the way she talks about it reminded me of Finana and how thirsty she is even tho she's a virgin. So I thought maybe Ironmouse was like that too.

>>28307250
There's a clip of mouse that has forbidden knowledge too

>>28307100
I watch both often including EN. Well mainly nijisanji EN (Enna, Finana, Millie, Petra, Pomu). I can't speak on Froot since I don't know much about her but why would I watch melody? I don't think anybody in EN can beat Enna.

>>28307184
Nope no freedom for idols

>>28307250
Mouse has had CVID her whole life it just got worse over time. Here's the clip about the eyeball licking and the jizz in the eye
https://youtu.be/PsVSmqEOULw?t=396

and as a bonus just in case the anon that keeps wanting to trying to convince Mouse stop to waxing. here's the reason why she waxes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg0Bo4ZMN8o

>>28304855
Vei is better anyway
t. i know japanese and watched holos

>>28306608
Why did she do it

>>28307557
>Just mouse
All vtubers should embrace their natural body hair. Make nyanners hairy pits canon.

>>28305544
we used to have a good summary but I'll give you a brief qrd

Froot - very cute, mostly streams apex
Hime - scuff queen, doesn't stream
Mel - adorable slut, second most seiso after froot despite streaming fucking herself with toys on chaturbate, twitch streams are mostly just chatting
Mouse - great singer, good at conversations and collabing, sucks at games, react streamer, most consistent streamer despite slowly dying
Nyan - cringe humor, 4chan memes, degen humor, schizo kinos, la creatividad, react streams only recently if she ever streams
Silver - comfy, lewd, most gfe, old and variety games
Vei - coomerbait, degenerate humor, based, used to play variety games but mostly a react streamer now and streams a lot less
Zen - TTS, physical comedy, gamer but bad

>>28307557
Cool anon. Thanks. Will check them out later.

>>28307764
>adorable slut, second most seiso after froot despite streaming fucking herself with toys on chaturbate, twitch streams are mostly just chatting

tf? that makes no damn sense. she ain't seiso at all.

Also you forgot to elaborate that Zen is a man.

>>28308092
on twitch she is

>Also you forgot to elaborate that Zen is a man.
its a couple

>>28307501
"I want to be an idol"
"no"
FREEDOM

>>28308092
>>28308153
>Zen rrats
...

>>28308153
couple of balls maybe

>>28307779
oh yeah and Mouse is also a trained opera singer, but because of her condition she has sustained lung damage cuz of lung infections making it hard for her to sing in her Opera voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCfKEqsajxY

>>28307764
>gamer but bad

>>28307479
becouse mel is a cute, froot also cute but she just does png apex streams

>>28308208
Yes every vshojo jp will be idol and no boyfriends and male collabs kek

>>28308346
ok my bad, all of the girls are bad at games, except maybe vei

>>28307779
oh yeah and Mouse is also a trained Shakira impersonator, but because of her condition she has sustained lung damage cuz of lung infections making it hard for her to sing in her Shakira voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVjPyMbwrQw

>>28308153
I don't think you know what seiso means dude and by couple do you mean that Zen is controlled by a man and a woman? Or do you mean that disgusting shit of two homo abominations controlling Zen?

>>28308263
I know about her singing and her throat problems. I've have several clips saved to a youtube playlist to revisit at times.

>>28308512
I heard the role of Zen is played by a genetically enhanced octopus that was trained to type. It sits on 2 limbs while playing drums with the other 6.

>>28307479
>I don't think anybody in EN can beat Enna.
Mel once apologized to chat for slipping and saying "fuck" instead of "frick" while using a vibrator on CB.

If you're more Niji than Holo, you'd also probably be fine with Silver and Mousey, though if you're a refugee of the M*lening be aware that both of them stream with m*les sometimes. They act lewd sometimes but draw a line eventually, unlike Nyan and Vei who are full blown degenerates that will unexpectedly bring up random insanely gross and disturbing sex shit.

Zen is basically if TTS Selen was really bad at video games.

If you happen to catch a wild Hime when she makes one of her biannual appearances, expect drunken screaming into the mic for 45 minutes before she abruptly disconnects and apologizes on Twitter.

it came to me in a dream

>>28308512
no Zen is a sentient banana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj5qgCCslT8

https://twitter.com/AmemiyaNazuna/status/1548262738287542272
She uploaded what?

>>28309021
Her model I'm guessing

>>28308878
do you think they have a banana suit for the toaster?

>>28309021
>>28309073
what? how has she not tested it yet

>>28309098
She said her 3d will be getting one

>>28309115
welcome to my world

new thread

>>28309171
>>28309171
>>28309171

How higg tec is Mel's vtubing rig. I've been given to believe even the most basic stuff is very good for general tracking nowadays, but she's always been running with stuff way ahead of the curve and watcing her stream last night definitely made it look like she was still quite a bit further.
Also are the kson and Nazuna debuts today or tomorrow? Or around midngith so both?

>>28308709
I think I'd be ok with that then two faggots.

>>28308738
Dude, give it up. She ain't seiso. Did you happen watch the clip of Melody and Finana together? Her knowing when to "switch it off" doesn't make her seiso.

Don't know much about Silver. I have watched many clips of Mouse though. I recently found out she's a latina sister but I don't let that get in the way fully of being entertained.

>M*lening

No clue what this is even about. I watch Enna and Finana, dude. The shit they say is not a big deal to me as I live in the hood. I seen shit. I am only disturbed by faggot shit. That is off and makes me wanna vomit.

>>28309115
Why shocked? This is so Rushia/Mikeneko. LMAO

I don't want the inevitable shiftiest, but at this point it feels like Vshojo are probably going to pick up DD if she gets a model for that persona.

>>28309545
Who?

Kson is going to be only vshojo jp member with talent freedom, Rest of the branch will have no talent freedom they will be idols with no male collabs and no boyfriends

>>28309545
prepare to die rrat peddler