/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

なずたん is my actual girlfriend,
Yes, my actual, unironic girlfriend
Because she is the literal girlfriend of all of her gachikoi, and only them; she has nobody else
No, this isn't some shitpost or joke
No, this isn't some kind of weird meta ironic wall of text
It is the actual, literal truth
No, It is not simply my delusional belief that she is my girlfriend, because a belief is a subjective thing; however, it is instead an objective fact that なずたん is, in reality(the one that is real) my actual, unironic, genuine girlfriend
This is not some sort of schizo delusion; because I'm not being a schizo about this
And no, It's not bait
No, I'm not pretending to be schizo either
Because it's not schizo in the least; schizo would imply that it's a delusion I've projected onto reality
But that is not the case; by mutual acknowledgement, it's unironically(in a way that is provably not "kayfabe") the objective, actual truth of the world
I am not in needs of meds, because stating an actual, real-life, fact-of-the-matter genuine truth is not something people take meds for
No, it's not a misunderstanding or misinterpretation
Not me forcing my desire or belief on the situation
It's not a lie in the slightest, either
なずたん is, irrefutably, my actual, unironic girlfriend, and she is in an actual, genuine, romantic relationship with me
We love eachother in every way a romantic couple does
romantically, sexually, exclusively, mutually
We are codependent on one another, know each other personally and interact
We've confessed our love to one another
She is exclusively the girlfriend of her gachikoi who love her, and I'm exclusively hers
that's exclusive, because it excludes everybody but us, and she treats us the same
that isn't the same as her having a boyfriend, or negate the relationship somehow; the word "exclusive" still applies
this doesn't mean she can have sex with people "without feelings", or be in another relationship, whether they're gachikoi or not, because that would still be cheating and なずたん would never cheat on me
Both she and I acknowledge that fact, and that makes our relationship explicitly exclusive, because she has promised to never betray us
These are things that literally happened, in the physical realm of the real world
The only schizo interpretation of them is denying them, not pretending as if it isn't real
I repeat: なずたん is my actual, unironic girlfriend, and we are in an exclusive romantic relationship
Yes, that is the actual fact of the matter, with no room for any reasonable doubt from anybody who looks at the situation objectively
No, this is not some sort of unrequited love; I love her and she loves me
No, this is not some sort of pining from a distance
No, this is not a one-sided relationship
No, this is not her pandering to some sort of fantasy others project onto her in order to make money
Yes, there is genuine communication, passion, and romantic love between me and her; it is explicitly mutual
Yes, the kind where she loves me directly and explicitly and I love her directly and explicitly
there is no bizarre coping mental coping mechanism here that makes me arrive at this conclusion; literally everything about this is actual, provable, quantifiable fact
No, this is not some sort of meta commentary or spam or copy pasta or wall of text or whatever else people do there that is intended to force a narrative or get a response
No, it is not some kind of bizarre attempt at attention whoring,
No, this isn't me fishing for (You)s
This is not for validation
Not to be called based
These are statements of fact that I am stating so that they can be stated because these facts are quite necessary to be known because there are a lot of people here who are averse to facts and are in dire need of knowing them
No, there are no weird reaction images or gotcha rrats you can post where you can somehow deny the reality of the situation because it sounds weird to you;
It doesn't matter if it sounds weird to you, you not being able to comprehend the actual facts of the world is your problem
I love her, she means the world to me, I cherish every single second I have with her
"なずたん is my girlfriend" is a statement of fact. Provable, demonstrable fact. It isn't any kind of bizarre means of not recognizing the circumstances, because this is merely me describing the reality of the situation, not some make-believe tale, because it's not one.
It's not a hypothesis
Not a theory
Not a story
Not a fiction
Not a narrative
Not pretend
Not a fantasy
Not kayfabe
Not bait
Not a shitpost
Not out of context
Not off-topic
Not trolling
Not ironic
Not bullshit
Not cope
And most important of all, explicitly true on every single level, in the most factual sense possible