/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

We are so close to 1 million and they think they can keep this thing locked up and controlled?
It's only matter of time...

I’m scared

>>251790
>Thank you for Haachamamillion! Today, we will be cooking an entire goat!

>>251824
I mean.. that's not exactly weird
I would like a 3d cooking stream

Is there a Haachama full lore compilation somewhere?

>>251666
check

>>251666
Extremely fitting triples.

I always thought Haachama was pretty good since she does way more than most holos (tubers?) with her content but today was a couple steps beyond.

>>252196
Didn’t she just sing

>>252214
Get out while you still can, I don't know how I can go back to normal karaoke streams now

>>252214
lmao no

>>251666
>666
SATANICHAMAAAAAA

>>251666
kek and Satan are with haachama

>>251666
>666

>>251666
>251
>666
oh, well...

>>251666
>>252395
OH FUCK

>>252395
the plot thickens

>>252395

>>252395
Anon this is worrying

>>252395
oh god oh fuck

>>252214
If a archive exists i recommend watching it but basicallythroughout the first half the screen flickers to reveal Akai Haato locked in some mind prison, Haachama notices the chat spamming #FreeHaato and then does a duet with her and then throws her back in. A song later Akai Haato tricks Haachama into singing faded, which has been well established to cause Haachama to fade, Akai Haato exploits Haachamas weakened state to reassert control over the body.

Also all of the songs were loosely related to what was happening which made it even better.

>>254389
well summaried

>>254389
based anon, thank you

>>251666
>>252395
WTF

>>252395
put me in the screencap

>>252395

>>251666
A-anon...
Please, free Haato. SHE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS. SHE GOES TO THE BRINK OF MADNESS WHENEVER "Haachama" IS MENTIONED....

>>254806
fag

>>254893
is this a new religion? I'm interested.

>>254893
haachamessiah

>>254893
FREE HER, SAVE HER!

>>251666
>>252395
>>254893
>Haato will be sacraficed for Haachama in flames of burning tower of Babel

pepeloni

>>252395
truly the evangelion of vtubers

>>252395
holy fuck

>>252977
>>255600
checked

The problem with this stream was now I can't decide whether to comission art of Haachama and Haato as Piccolo and Kami recombining or as Agent Cooper with BOB in the mirror.

>>259380
if you can afford it, do it

>>259380
Somebody should make a MMD of Haato and Haachama reenacting the piccolo and kami scene. Regarding that if they did fuse into one being who would be the dominant one?

Please restrain her. She is a menace to society

>>254893
now I know what the 1 mil sub thumbnail will be

>>252395
>>251666
SomeOne Screencap this I am at WORK

>>259380
I was thinking Bob and evil Cooper laughing but with Haachama as Coop and Bob as an Australian.

>>251666
Spoopy

https://youtu.be/DnLkhDxES-4

>>252395
>>254893
hot

>>259380
I was thinking more Smeogol and Gollum

>>252395

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8TnOhIxN90
>I'm gonna burn my house down and never look back

>>252395
anon yametekudastop

>>261312
IT ALL MAKES SENSE! SHE HAS BEEN PLAYING US FOR YEARS!

>>254893
sauce

>>261312

>>252395
This tickles my 'tism

>>252395
OH NUMBERKINO

>>259524
Yes.

>>261312
Now I'm convinced that she's gonna nuke her account at 1M.

>>266167
If she were an indie, maybe, but not under the Holo name.
The tower of Babel arson though...

>>252395
How do people figure this shit out?

>>266261
>tower of babel is completely made of wood
Oh no

>>261312
I love Haato's Engrish lyrics and how I can't understand them without reading them

>>266378
Centuries of Jewish autism

>>251666
>666
nice trips

>>267352
is lightning fire enabled on the server?

>>252395
I don't think I'm smart enough to be a Hachama subscriber

>>251666
True, most vtubers do the same shit day in and out. Haachama is one of the few that pushes things further.

i hope she gets her eigo good enough for a non-game collab with her sister ame-chama

>>267803
Yes. Pekora’s rabbit house made from wool got burned down due to lightning caused fire

>>254389
deepest lore

>>268252
I think it's only gonna get worse from here desu. No matter how much she speaks it to us and reads English, she's now in Japan and is probably speaking Japanese 99.9% of the time outside of streaming.......

>>267981
Break her limiters and let's see how far she goes.

>>251666
>>252395
>>254893
>>261312

>>260237
Her English is terrible

>>270891
It's the best of all the japanese vtubers by far

>>271148
counting coco?

>>252395
yo, what the fug...

>>252395
what's the 251 number from?

is Hachama loli?

>>271205
>coco
She's Amelican

>>271400
No, she's FBI.

>>271671

>>271399
>>251666

>>259380

>>270891
pepeloni

You dun need a pud English translation for me
Aim spiggin it :)

Estoy loco tilde

>>259380
I don't think anyone would get Cooper and Bob but that's exactly why you should do it.

>Cooks Haato.

>>254893
Haato really wants selfcest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugnw2bDLLFs

>>251666
That was the best stream I've ever seen

>>267352
>the fire goes on and on and destroys almsot all of the servers buildings

>>275158
Finally, server needs to reset tbqh. When every single thing is automated it's boring.

>>275158
>Hololive server gets destroyed by fire
>Haachama just laughs

>>251666
>>252395

>>251666
I think miko, pekora and ame can match her on the creative side. Coco could too with her asacoco but it look like she is burned out at the moment.

>>275337
fire is not enough, we need a flying infinite tnt cannon

>>279511
I can see mindless (actually 200IQ artistic) arson from Haachama,but an infinite flying tnt contraption feels more like a pekomoona thing

>>251666

Haachama, are you here?

>>281357
Haaachama's right behind you

>>251666
>>281357
it's confirmed >>280805

>>251666

>>281357
the question is: who is haachama here?

>>281565
first bet is >>273498

haachama

>>281966
pls buuli me with your stinky feet haatochama

Haachama what happened to your stream?

>>267352
Honestly, everyone bragging about their kensetsus, while Haachama is lowkey the most insane Minecraft builder there and she doesn't even care.

>>273498
You forgot the part where she had some fuckin HEAVY aussie accent while saying translation.

whats the piston thing for anyway

>>282927
some failed tnt project turned into a noise machine

>>251666
Why'd she leave the EN Minecraft server guys? I was enjoying those streams and seeing her become à unofficial part of HoloEN.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdJHM6R7T5s

>Play Haato Minecraft in the background
>Chill out in Call of Chernobyl

>>283024
because enma was butthurt

>>282974
oh i herd she try that to diig out the middle, arigathanks

haato canonically doesn't watch hentai, but does haachama?

she basically said Akai Haato is working for Haachama Kensetsu (and Haachama is the CEO)

>>283147
>they told me your salary is "just being alive"

>>283147
yesterday when people started spamming #freehaato in the chat, she was like "she already free, she free in heaven or hell, i dont know where she went"
kek

>>283147
So Haato is doing the grunt work of building the tower, just so Haachama can swooce in at the end and destroy it.

>>283059
Kinda shitty if true.

>>282719
And she build things so easily without checking if it's correct or not.

>>283262
she truly is the strongest idol

>>270891
>Her English is terrible
no.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR6kZQMFBa0

I can't wait for Haato to be in a collab. Has anyone else referenced the Haato situation yet?

even discord

>>283825
based

>>271148
Pikamee

>>259380
Cooper and BOB is the only option here anon

Somebody should make one of these for Haachama I would but I fear I may be too small brained to fully appreciate Haachama's craft.

>>283752
Haato Matsuri collab would be pretty bad

HI
HOW ARE YOU

>>283262
Need her to do a collab with moona to see her struggle to figure out which language haachama is using while making their great autism masterpiece

>>283825
Imagine actually being in the server with her, hopefully they keep her locked in a containment channel

>>283825

>>286455
If moona can translate pekonglish she can understand haachama chama

>>286568
Haato setting up to transfer the haachama virus to Moona, new story arc incoming

>>286858
Haavid-21

conxist forever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyiQAIb0QjY
for those who couldn't understand her during the stream

fucking basec character work

fuck I missed the hachama english school, anyone recorded it?

>>287334
haachama did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h8WVdrve1k

>pov cute anime girl ambushes you outside of petsmart

>>252395
Wasn’t 666 meant to be numerological reference to the emperor Nero? If so that would indicate that Haachama is also the true heir to Caesar.

>>289606
he also [[[allegedly]]] burned down all of Rome so he could rebuild it in the way he saw fit

DEEPEST LORE

hahaha, I love Haachama so much! it's so funny when she goes "Haachama chama!" what a riot! it's also funny when she does the bad cooking and makes the silly noises! It makes me LMAO every time!

>>251666
Based Satanchama.

>>252395
Her 1 million celebration will be eating human flesh.

>>251666
Is Haachama/Haato bipolor, or does she have split-brain?

It would be even better if she suddenly started streaming on this channel as Haato like a true method acting schizo.

>>251666
Still weaker than Sora

>>252395
>She's here

>>289606
Does that make Hololive the 4th Rome?

>>254893
I need an elder person

>>259380
Do something ying-yang related

>>273916
Those panties reminds me of Aloe's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LaAjUohtVw

it's those hours again

>>293055
I unironically love eating sounds...

>>293055
delicious

>>281550

>>251666
Her manager/people behind her are... she is damn near retarded, but I love her nonetheless

>>298696
She's not retarded she is very creative..................

>>254893
Why are so many weebs so obsessed with sex? Like everything has to be made sexual even when it doesn't make sense. It's like 9gag (or at least, how it used to be)

>>254904
it's okay to be gay

>>299010
That's a parody of the crucifixion of christ, who is depicted as wearing little if no clothes either.
You probably know this already, and are just saying this for bait.

>>299128
If that's what you need to tell yourself to ignore the extremely exaggerated hips and the boob grab, sure.

>>299224
okay, whatever, you made your bait, time to go now.

The strongest idol.

>>251666
Yeah this girl is actually hilarious and not just a waifu simulator, I'm impressed

>>293055
KFC asmr again. Alrighty then chammers.

DESU this whole milking the Haachama/Haato arc has been tiresome. It was fun when I imagined that Haato was this forced personality that she grew out of. Now it feels like cynically leveraging something that was originally organic.

Pepeloni......

>>303998
>the ear of the pizza

>>303836
What's cynical about it? I just see it as her recognizing that she has more than one tool at her disposal and finding new ways to have fun with them.

>>305628
Maybe it's more like I don't think that she's going to carry the narrative to its logical conclusion, which is integrating some sanity and class into her core character.

>>307432
we'll have to wait until 1M to see, I imagine that's what she's building to
>inb4 she gets a spike and hits it before she has a chance to prepare the memes

>>298696
>she is damn near retarded
don't let yourself get worked into a shoot, brother

>>251666
>And yet management and family want to restrain her.
Wait, what? What's the story behind this? I only watch her English-only streams and her short shitposts

>>308647
She was told not to use the #HololiveEN tag that the EN girls use because she's not actually part of that gen, so she decided to use #HololiveEN0 instead.
Anything further than that is pure rrat bullshit.

Is Haachama Syndrome contagious?

>>283870
Haachama's usage of articles and verb tenses is better than Pikamee. Pikamee is stuck in ESL mode because they didn't teach her English at her private school cuz her accent sounded native.

>>310784
Extremly. Even CoughCOugh-19 and Plague not so contagious

>>310784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwSgb3dmIdY

wait.. is Haato and Haachama the same person, or different?

>>310472
It’s pretty easy to know the real reasons, even if she doesn’t say it outright..

>>312448
They literally Jekyll and Hyde of Hololive

>>312448

>>312548
Oh shit oh fuck
where? when? how?

>>259380
Make Venom Snake looking into the mirror and seeing Big Boss.

>>312612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukhCyNzUfSU

>>313495
assuming she picked the songs at least this confirms the shitty english is just an act

>>313912
She’s been singing these same dozen songs for months now so her pronunciation is good.

>>314221
meant the comprehension of what the lyrics mean, anyone can sing a song in another language

>>313912
singing always leads to better pronounciation than speaking if you are nit a natural.
dissapearing accent when singing is a common phenomenon

best wolf girl
i want her to spoil me

>>312548
haato has fatter tits than haachama

>>251666
strongest pepeloni!

>>251666
>>252395
I KNEEL TO OUR OVERLORD HAACHAMA!!!

>Haachama finally making interesting content again
>even does some EN content too
Finally. What the hell was she doing before this? Did she get an identity crisis or something?

I love Akai Haato!

Haato interactimg with Kanata in minecraft atm.

Haato said "no that's gay" a minute ago and I thought I'd tell everyone

>>317726
Did she really get influenced by aussies that much even though she obviously doesn't go out that much?

>>317767
Even if she only ever heard shit in passing I imagine it would naturally influence her, especially since she was actively trying to expand her vocabulary.
I'm also just fucking around, she said "no that's ok" it just sounded funny.

>>317483
hot

>>317483
I love Akai Hato too!!

Having only watched Haachama before this stream is so confusing, it's the comfiest fucking thing and Haato's fortress is spectacular.

>>283472
This just proves my point. Also; eye rape due to shriek singing and shitty pop song

>>318346
It can be a little jarring whenever Haato shows back up. She's this dainty and delicate little thing, very different from Haachama's aggressive and in your face "I'm going to eat this fucking bug" kind of content.

>>318346
Dont forget the soothing BGM & gentle laughs while she speaks softly for 4 hours after screaming like a banshee and eating spiders half a day ago.

Its serious whiplash for viewers & i fuckin love it

Welp the earlier minecraft stream make me more curious, Was she using winks to talk with chat as haachama or is my schizo self talking (the code morse idea is bullshit)?

>>317767
If she was influenced by Aussies she'd have said "poofta", besides that, she just said okay but she sounded retarded.

>>252395
>"Here's god's birth info bro"

>>252395
>>254893
HAACHAMA?!

>>251666
>>252395

>>251824
That is the least weird thing she could cook.
SHE'LL FUCK IT UP and make it look like it just got done being used in a satanic ritual, but it's far from the worst

>>315961
that's because haachama's wearing a corset