/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>"I wanna pee!"

>Sykkuno
Good bye.

なずtan is my actual 妻
my actual, unironic 妻
this isn't some shitpost or joke
this isn't some kind of weird meta ironic wall of text
It is actual truth
It is not my belief that she is my 妻, because a belief is a subjective thing, but it is a fact that なずtan is, in reality(the one that is real) my actual, unironic, genuine 妻
This is not some sort of schizo delusion
It's not bait
I'm not pretending to be schizo
Because it's not schizo; schizo would imply that it's a delusion I've projected onto reality
That is not the case; by mutual acknowledgement, it's unironically(in a way that is provably not "kayfabe") the objective, actual truth of the world
I am not in needs of meds, because stating an actual, real-life, fact-of-the-matter genuine truth is not something people take meds for
it's not a misunderstanding or misinterpretation
Not me forcing my desire or belief on the situation
Not a lie
なずtan is, irrefutably, my actual, unironic 妻, and she is in an actual, genuine, romantic relationship with me
We love eachother in every way a romantic couple does
romantically, sexually, exclusively, mutually
We are codependent on one another, know each other personally and interact
We've confessed our love to one another
She is exclusively the 妻 of her gachikoi who love her, and I'm exclusively hers
that's exclusive, because it excludes everybody but us, and she treats us the same
that isn't the same as her having a boyfriend, or negate the relationship somehow; the word "exclusive" still applies
this doesn't mean she can have sex with people "without feelings", or be in another relationship, whether they're gachikoi or not, because that would still be cheating and なずtan would never cheat on me
Both she and I acknowledge that fact, and that makes our relationship explicitly exclusive, because she has promised to never betray us
These are things that literally happened, in the physical realm of the real world
The only schizo interpretation of them is denying them, not pretending as if it isn't real
I repeat: なずtan is my actual, unironic 妻, and we are in an exclusive romantic relationship
that is the actual fact of the matter, with no room for any reasonable doubt from anybody who looks at the situation objectively
this is not some sort of unrequited love; I love her and she loves me
this is not some sort of pining from a distance
this is not her pandering to some sort of fantasy others project onto her
there is genuine communication, passion, and romantic love between me and her; it is explicitly mutual
the kind where she loves me directly and explicitly and I love her directly and explicitly
there is no bizarre ass coping mental coping mechanism here that makes me arrive at this conclusion; literally everything about this is actual, provable, quantifiable fact
this is not some sort of meta commentary or spam or copy pasta or wall of text or whatever else people do there that is intended to force a narrative or get a response
it is not some kind of bizarre attempt at attention whoring,
not for yous,
not for validation,
not to be called based
These are statements of fact that I am stating so that they can be stated because these facts are quite necessary to be known because there are a lot of people here who are averse to facts and are in dire need of knowing them
there are no weird reaction images you can post where you can somehow deny the reality of the situation because it sounds weird to you;
It doesn't matter if it sounds weird to you, you not being able to comprehend the actual facts of the world is your problem
I love her, she means the world to me, I cherish every single second I have with her
"なずtan is my 妻" is a statement of fact. Provable, demonstrable fact. It isn't any kind of bizarre means of not recognizing the circumstances, because this is merely me describing the reality of the situation, not some make-believe tale, because it's not one.
It's not a hypothesis
Not a theory
Not a story
Not a fiction
Not a narrative
Not pretend
Not a fantasy
Not kayfabe
Not bait
Not a shitpost
Not out of context
Not off-topic
Not trolling
Not ironic
Not bullshit
Not cope
And most important of all, explicitly true on every single level, in the most factual sense possible

>>28282896
This should have been Nyan's happy birthday to Mel.

>>28281806
>>28281831
I didn't know about this >>28281905
I just dislike because she's always thinking about money. Vods are paywalled and she doesn't start fansly streams until she hits a milestone.
Woke up early for one of her fansly streams before, and she ended up just standing there ranting about random shit for a hour then left cause people didn't give her enough money, when to twitch to get more donations.

>>28282516
I'm back bitch

by noble

>>28283085
whats the lore behind this?

>>28283085
Her final act of necromancy was to bring me back to be with her in her next life...

What is mel doing to the car?
The hood is not even opened.

So, did Froot also make a video for Mel?

>>28282924
A man's thoughts are his prison. A man's thoughts are his wings.

>>28283302
No

>>28283196
This is what Fandead are(Rushias fanbase representation)
Nazunas fanbase representation looks 90% the same, and we know she designed her character

>>28283302
Froot, Vei, Nyan, & Hime didn't

Mouse, Silver, Zen, Kson did

>>28282844
Yoolies??

tf is this elevator music? is it by AppleSauce?

>>28283409
too good to be him

>>28283378
yes its a yoolies model, should be done this month

>>28283302
not this year, no
but she did last year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRqLFWYbcJo

Is she really watching fucking trailers instead of streaming?

>>28283336
>>28283364
>>28283469

Froot...no. Not like this.

>>28283453
Sick

Aethel said Yoolies is doing his 3D too, but we haven't seen even a shred of a tease for it
Really curious how it'll turn out

>>28283286
She's, uh, working on it. Okay, listen anon, would you trust Mel to fix your car? Would you trust her to even go near it? They probably just gave her a toy wrench and told her to pretend to fix it. I know I would.

>>28282552
I got hit by thread expiry so I'm posting rrat again.

*trips on acid*

It could honestly be this. I don't buy those boring anons who say they're sleeping - these are the same people who binged Red Bull and coke to stay awake as much as possible, and then suddenly they're gonna binge sleep? Vei was even trying to see if she can buy Adderal, but that seemed more like a joke.

These hours are supposed to be primetime for them, so all these inactivity seems fishy.

>>28283510
Froot is gone anon... It's time to let her go...

>>28283485
She said it was an ad that came up while going to Garlic Phone

kek I think she doesn't have 7tv and she's seeing WAYTOODANK everywhere in chat

>>28283552
I can't let her go. The perfect woman still exists out there!

>>28282895
Where? Did I miss my nigga Sykkuno appearing somewhere?

fuck mel is still live? did i miss anything? i only saw like the first hour

>>28283731
Mel mentioned him when talking about getting ready for Gartic Phone. Sounds like he'll be in the collab.

PINK CAT LAZY

Was there a lore video? And was it uploaded anywhere?

>>28283773
Awesome. I love my nigga Sykkuno.

>>28283621
but WAYTOODANK is also listed in her bttv emotes, does she not have bttv either?

>>28283759
read last thread. Her birthday wish video is still going on

>>28282806

>>28283795
Yes, but I don't see it anywhere. Here's the timestamp for when it plays on Mel's stream.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1532848895?t=0h34m32s

>>28283917
Pog

>>28283917
kill it

>>28283917
What curse have you brought upon this land?

wasn't Mel supposed to do a CB stream after this?

>>28283797
PINK CAT CRAZY

>>28283917
Fire.

It should be vulnerable to fire.

>>28284039

Can one of these niggas play draw battle or skribble.io instead? The superior party game.

>>28283838
good point anon

>>28283510
She's hyperfixating on Nazuna right now

is it only haruka and zen joining...? where is everyone......?

>>28284039
Nyan asked her to cancel it and stay on Twitch so she wouldn't have to stream

Ass getting Silvered.

WHERE IS VEI AND SODA I NEED MY DOSE OF KINO STREAMS AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

who is the most blacked?

Moose bros...

>>28284172
unitybros...........

>>28284243
Vei

Zen with the troll names.

Mel taking shots at Cover.

Zen is whoposting

>haruka
who?

>>28284204
Anon..... let's just call it the Ouija incident. Soda had to answer for his crimes of imaginary adultery. Vei is now in custody for manslaughter.

>zenner
>my man
I KNEW IT

My Moose wife has arrived. Didn't Silver say she was gonna come?

>>28284362
Zen is /here/ confirmed.

>>28284177
Funny how nyan cancelled doing a stream yesterday because of "too many vshojos being on" and then said she will try to do one after mel's stream today even though it was obvious that likely wouldn't happen given how long birthday streams tend to be.

>>28284161
Then that's fine. Don't interrupt her artistic workflow.

>>28284390
no shit

>>28284409
She sure did cum

>>28284390
Didn't she just call Zen "he" too?

>>28283917
this looks like it eats children

>>28284177
kek

>>28284420
When reading Nyan messages read "I'll try" and "Maybe" as "I won't" or something comparable. I haven't seen a single maybe from Nyan result in fucking anything in 6 months.

>>28284519
no you schizos

>>28284547
>like

>>28284580
Fair enough, I should know better by now that "maybe" and "I'll try" are gonna obviously end up being no from her

>I may be toaster, but at least I can cook shit.
ZEN JUST MURDERED A MOOSE

>>28284204
They’re together irl.

https://youtu.be/rSYgqFqX3AE
Nazuna is going to make you call her sexy as she shoves her crotch in your face and immediately afterwards call you a pervert for looking

where are mouse and silver and nyanners and froot

>>28284847
they all hate mel now confirmed

>>28284847
I'm having sex with them :)

I keep forgetting haruka is actually autistic

Moose and Toaster are my favorite IRL couple who kiss often

>>28284908
H-how?

>Mel demanding to know why there's so much of Zen's tits on her timeline

>>28284908
How? I cringe every time she speaks. (I am also autistic though)

>>28284847
Nyan and froot are spitroasting me, mouse and silver are fucking this guy >>28284897

I want to breed Haruka on a passionate consensual lovemaking session

Props to Zen for completely saving this segment.

>>28284993
>cringe
>not based Haruka-getting-over-her-fear-and-trauma-of-talking enjoyer

>>28284963
every day, there's new toaster tits

HOLY SHIT
IS THIS TRUE?!!!!
https://twitter.com/GeneralGEEGA/status/1548121708493647872

>>28284925
haruka calls zen babe sometimes
basically confirmed

To that faggot who said nyan hates nazuna

>>28285025
Damn, I'm really glad that my wife Nazutan doesn't have a cock to fuck me in the ass with

>>28285158
Fuck off with your rrats

>>28285215
who said that?

>>28285215
It's obvious Nyan doesn't hate her lol
Nyan said Rushia was one of her favorite JP holos last year

>>28285296
Literally just one guy here

>>28285296

>>28285215(me)
I'm replying to myself

>>28285215
>no crying emoji
Coward

strange that Mel cant get a whole party to play. Only Haruka & Zen

>>28285416
And Sykkuno.

>>28285215
Hello Nyan.

>>28285446
love my nigga Sykkuno

>>28285215
>>28285396
If pink cat uoh faces Nazuna at the debut I will forgive her for her laziness this entire year

>>28285416
yea its sad, unity is dead. If it was a holo, everyone would've wished on call and play with her

>mel can't tell the difference between fall guys and amogus

>>28285416
seriously wtf are the other vshojos doing
vei and hime I can understand, maybe mouse too, but the others have no excuse

Am I misreading things or is Vei a bit of a cunt

>>28285531
Silver hung out with mel in call earlier

>>28285538
no she's just lazy and prefers to spend her time with soda

>>28285538
no
even her most loyal fans will admit she's a cunt

Since when has Mel openly had photosensitive epilepsy?

>>28285215
>>28285487
Hey Nyan glad your here. Could you maybe stream while Mel is streaming. I know you said you were going to after Mel, and I don't really wana sound like a schizo or anything like that. But like, I don't think Mel is closing her stream anytime soon. And I think it's getting kinda late in America. I'm having a feeling like you might not stream today nyan?

50 people could record heartfelt birthday messages for her but nobody showed up to actually play with her
fake friends and grifters all of them

>they

>>28285621
since always

ARCHITECT BROS?

>>28285538
she's a cunt but she's /our/ cunt

I forgot who the fuck Tim was. Does Mel have a cameraman? I never really watched her chaturbate stuff cause I wasn't interested, but I vaguely remember her mentioning this once or twice a couple years ago.

>>28285531
pink cat is obviously busy setting up for her stream that she will totally do after mel's tonight

>>28285571
Based vei

>>28285528
Are you really surprised by that anon?

>>28285652
Yeah, I'm kind of bummed. Imagine how awful it would have been if Zen hadn't started her antics.

>>28285621
since always, newfriend

>>28285531
I know Froot's on that degen sleep schedule but it's like 4AM in the UK

>>28285531
>vei I can understand

>>28285668
>they

>>28285538
You ok anon

>>28285668
I know this is just drawing the design on Zen's actual model but it just looks like a giant fucking cameltoe

>>28285531
pink cat so busy please understand

>>28285692
her little robot drones that fly around her are called T1m(s), formerly T0m

>>28285668
>>28285821
>THEY

>>28285531
The answer is obvious.
They all hate Mel now.

>>28285668
>THEY
HOLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY. COUPLE RRAT REAL.

funny how the three vshojo members with boyfriends don't show up for birthday collabs

>>28285873
Heard you the first time anon.

>>28285886
it's not that they hate mel it's just that they don't care about her at all
she held a birthday party and nobody came literally and unironically

>>28285962
>the four vshojo members with boyfriends don't show up for birthday collabs
FTFY

>>28285692
T1M is just her representation for her camera and mascot. Mel controls her camera herself in stream.

I don’t see the problem with vei being a bratty, bitchy, cunt. That just makes her even more attractive. Shit is sexy

>>28285998
Zen, Haruka, Silver, Mira, Lumi, & Sykunno came

>>28285531
AnimeNorth.

>>28285998
no one cares about anyone's birthday anymore
last birthday everyone bothered to show up was Froot's back in october 2021

how the fuck is sykkuno in this collab but none of the other 10000 vtubers and streamers that mel has collabed with??

>>28285998
To be fair it's just with Mel. They don't collab with each other much in general now. You just have some cliques now like Mouse/Nyan or Zen/Froot

>>28285531
>>28285652
>>28285756
Remember in minecraft arc everyone wished and gave a gift to Froot live on stream, and they played around for hours. Minecraft really was the last best time of unity, aside from a couple weeks in subathon

Cute retard

>>28286033
This, she really activated my "brat in need of rape correction" fetish

Sykkuno is a cunny poster.

what if Haruka Fan is actually gunrun wanting to stay anonymous

>Sykkuno got arrested over his computer

Sykkuno got arrested for his secret Gura folder.

>>28286088
Sykkuno is unironically a great friend and a nice outgoing guy despite me finding him a little bland sometimes.

I wanna cum on a child

>>28286164
He is a chumbud, of course he is

>>28286017
>the four vshojo members with boyfriends
Aethel, Soda, Connor and Me

>>28286147
>Froot stops streaming
>Unity dies
Interesting...

>>28285668
>They
HARUKAUTISM FUCKED ANOTHER COLLAB

>>28286033
I want people to be nice to me :(

>>28286033
>I don’t see the problem with vei being a bratty, bitchy, cunt
I don't think anybody here has

>>28286033
I just want her to fucking stream

Okay, that confirms it. Mel doesn't have 7TV. widepeepoMASTURBATION77769420GANGSHITNOMOREFORTNITE19DOLLERFORTNITECARD isn't showing up on her stream.

>>28286045
You know they're doing that remote right? But yes that will be the excuse for Nyan next week.

>>28286163
nice image for ants

>>28286373
That's not how it works. That's not a universal emote and it's not enabled on Mel's channel.

widepeepoMASTURBATION77769420GANGSHITNOMOREFORTNITE19DOLLERFORTNITECARD

>>28286296
Everyone loves Froot

>>28286033
I'm not saying your wrong, but I wouldn't call her bratty. Mouse is bratty.

>>28286381
>850X594
>ants
Bruh?

Sushidog teasing some news in the next couple of weeks

She's /in/ boys

>>28286163
>>28286381
>ants
more like fish

>>28286539
Not unless Mel raids hr.

>>28286539
>Extremely kino
>Streams nearly a 100 hours a month on average
God I hope so

>>28286381
that's the size the artist posted

>>28286539
new rrat. Kson and Nazuna were to debut VShojo JP to get hype, and we'll get a second batch of Japanese vtubers shortly after since a branch of just 2 people isn't much of a branch at all.

>>28286622
>Streams nearly a 100 hours a month on average
She's /out/

>Mel: Does this turn you on?
>Haruka: No

Moose fucking killed her on her BIRTHDAY

I wish Moose would yell several slurs at me for underperforming in team-based games and ruining the experience for everyone else, on top of generally being a horrible person to everyone I know.
Unfortunately my meds stop me from feeling any intense emotion so all I can do is type retarded shit.

>does this turn you on Haruka
>unfortunately no, I'm dense.
Is haruka autistic or just extremely straight?

>>28286466
Mouse isn't even brattier than Nyan, let alone Vei.

>>28286925
She's said before that she's almost entirely asexual.

>>28286925
autistic and basely asexual so yes

>>28287048
nah she says she's demisexual

>>28286920
You forgot the part where she doxxes you after and kills you as a hate crime.

>>28286925
>Is haruka autistic
Haven't been here long, have you?

>>28286869
I have a suspicion that she's ace, given her autism and her near perfect score on the rice purity test

>>28287085
Which is on the asexual spectrum iirc

>>28287130
I know she is, I'm asking if she was being autistic there or just straight and not attracted.

https://twitter.com/LichVtuber/status/1548146686886760452

Speaking of Froot, she likes the idea of being Caster.

CB stream....

>>28287164
it is yeah, but anon meant that she's still capable of feeling sexual attraction depending on the right emotional connection and lacking it

Mel you can't just ask people if they're straight.

>>28287144
If you've never had sex or done drugs you automatically get a super high score on that test

>>28287234
Well she didn't really solidify that she's doing one today...

>>28287234
>>28284132

>I'M NOT DRUNK I'VE JUST BEEN DRINKING
lmao Mel. Perfect way to spend a birthday.

nyan stream...

>>28287321
I wonder if you should count drugs if you've taken their medicinal counterparts.

>>28287298
She's said she's never been sexually attracted to anyone

>>28287491

>>28287506
she did state that she is demisexual though

>>28287491
>expecting nyan to stream
roru
rumao even

>Mel will never piss into a fan blowing onto your face so you get misted by it
why live

>>28287491
Requesting the Nyan Spicy Keychain fanart in response to this. Can't find it.

Well this stream sure did take a turn.

>>28287667

>>28287748
Thought it was Nyan that heated up the keys. Still a classic.

Zen should drag Geega into this collab

>>28287748
wtf lmao

>>28287501
No, they're definitely assuming you use them recreationally
Your doctor prescribing you an opioid doesn't mean you're the sort of person to take opium

Nazuna please stream

I feel bad that Mel asked so many people to play and literally found two people.

Zen is projecting

Nazuna bros...

>>28288092
Other people said they would as she was cancelling CB for it. Then nobody showed up. Kind of sad.

Zentreya is a girl's name.

>>28288092
I don't. She clearly having a really good time right now.

>Zentreya is a girl's name
RRATS BTFO

>>28288212
lmao took me a second

>>28288092
>Mouse
Probably busy being sick or on an iPad with a Welshman
>Vei
Probably on a to-date with Soda
>Nyan
Allergic to streaming in any form
>Froot
Who even knows where the fuck she is anymore
>Hime
Busy evading the IRS

>>28287864
Absolutely

>Zentreya is a girl's name.
OH NO ANTIBROS WHAT DO WE DO???

>>28288238
That is nice. But the lonely "3/14 Players" in the lobby and Haruka saying "We can play something else while we wait for other people to show up" kinda makes me think of a big Chuck E Cheese birthday party with balloons and pizza and stuff and then like one person shows up. But she seems happy so that's good.

>>28287748
is this from something

>>28288324
>>28288232
>>28288237
The biggest mystery in Vtubing continues

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>Archive Links:

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-Incomplete ironmouse Vod Archive (Running from 2020-11-25 until 2022-06-17) : https://pastebin.com/ZeF40Pp3
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>Vod Archiving Related Stuff:

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Silver's here!

Silver is back

>>28288366
Old meme based on this https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-ol-spicy-keychain

>>28288366
It's an old meme. Google Ol' Spicy Keychain. I think there are other similar images, but IDK the original artist

>>28288092
Nyanners is too busy sucking dick to care about her friends

>>28288293
>Froot
>Who even knows where the fuck she is anymore
sleeping

>>28288237
>>28288232
How couldn't I notice?

Did Mel forget to change scene or something? Why am I looking at a postage stamp?

Mel just telling Silver that Sykkuno got arrested live on stream lol.

>>28288497
She tweeted 5 minutes ago

>>28288398

>>28288496
>Nyanners is too busy sucking dick
Yeah mine

>>28288293
>Froot
>Who even knows where the fuck she is anymore

She's too busy being British

>>28288497
lmao no
she's a night owl, wake up around 10 PM her time and goes to sleep in the afternoon

>>28288531
Wait what
I'm watching sushidog play kusoge so I missed whatever this is

who's haruka fan?

>>28288584
Aethel please convince pink cat to do asmr again, it doesn't matter if she doesn't have a 3dio anymore, the sound quality on it sucks, just convince her to do asmr with her regular mic

>>28288853
Sykkuno

Zen already malding at skribblio.

>>28288882
>pink cat asmr
just the thought makes me diamonds

Haruka Only Fans confirmed

>>28288906
Why's he not in VC?

>>28288906
why isn't he talking then?

>>28288909
Zen and malding at video games. Name a better duo.

>>28288853
a better friend than all those fake ass people who sent messages saying how melody is so dear to them and they love and cherish her forever blablabla

Mel's drawing of Japan is so good.

>>28288964
>>28288966
since OTV is away in Japan he's invited over loads of hookers
he can't join VC because he doesn't want to expose that fact

Guess this?

Mel is so fucking bad at Gartic holy shit lmao

No matter who I see playing this on stream, no one seems to have ever realized that it shows the letter spaces at the top...

>>28289122
>>28289155
I'm genuinely surprised two of them got it.

>>28288964
>everyone playing the game is in VC except for him despite being able to join
He is like me fr fr

>>28289130
he's a 32yr old virgin

>Silver draws 1 brown line
>Mel, immediately, "BEAR!"

>>28289341
girls just aren't into him

Mel, I...

How the fuck did anyone get this?

air typing Mel is pretty cute

I think Kson is sex

So what does Zen think of her wife having many wives? Does she get jealous?

>>28289723
more wives == bigger orgies

>>28288906
He must be fucking bored out of his mind to join a random birthday party.

>>28289596
>>28289541
Kindergarten literally translates from german to english as "child garden." She actually used a fairly literal way to show it.

>>28289765
Is it really random? I imagine he does know Mel on some level

>>28289795
I'm not sure what neurodivergence Mel has but it manifests in interesting ways

>>28289795
Leck mich am Arsch, du Bauer :DDDDD

>>28289838
They literally met and hung out at AX. It's not out of the question that he would join.

Mel noises are so damn cute.

>>28289972
This is why I cannot take Mel seriously on CB

>>28289795
It would totally make sense that Mel would know that and choose to draw the picture that way because of that knowledge.

>Zen's penis?
I'm gonna suck it

Mel was definitely a "glompz x3" girl back then, wasn't she?

>>28289879
she was answering lycanthropic when the full moon howling thing came on

>>28290078
Yeah, but she kind of still is honestly.

Mel making noises like she's forgetting what site she's on

>>28290296
You'd think her friends taking to her would remind her where she is

Is Sykkuno being so painfully, pitifully awkward part of a bit, or is he just beyond Haruka tier autistic? Every time he collabs with someone, he fumbles around like he's never interacted with another human before and it's really hard to watch.

Wow, what a bait and switch.

>>28289679
I agree but I think she'd be more sex if she had a cock

>>28290410
It's a bit. Basically the IRL version of fujobaiting he plays the softboy Asian stereotype who's eternally clueless. He plays it well but he also doesn't ever really drop it so it can make some collabs with him unbearable. He's pretty funny in Among Us or some other cooperative games though.

>>28286047
>Zen
>Silver
That's two out of at the time seven other members of VShojo.

Thankfully Nazutan doesn't have a cock

>>28290633
Then who's cock is in my mouth?

>>28290633
Yeah because she has 2

>>28284177
>Nyan can't be bothered to even make a simple birthday video for Mel
>But she's perfectly happy with using Mel's birthday as an excuse to not stream

If she didn't want to stream over Mel, she could've at least joined her for a while. wtf is wrong with her? I'll never understand.

For no particular reason, is there a way to save the twitch usernames of anybody that POGs my wife during her debut?
Additionally, unrelated to the previous question, is there any neat trick you guys would recommend for finding out the irl address of a twitch user? Stuff one might normally overlook?

>>28290633
She has THE cock. Like, I can't even find words to describe that monster, it's some fucking lovecraftian thing.
She probably didn't even get kicked out of heaven, her cock is so massive and heavy she fell through the clouds and straight into the mortal world.

>>28290881
Good luck. I'm Pogging your wife behind 7 proxies

>>28290849
At this point I can't tell if she hates her coworkers or she's a complete retard. Or both.

>>28290849
I am SHOCKED this happened.
Certainly she didn't plan this before as a convenient excuse to not stream at all for the past two days.

>>28290849
Why does this sound so passive aggresive

>>28290964
She doesn't hate her coworkers or anything like that. She likes them I assume.
She's just lazy and keeps crafting many excuses to not stream like the whole "too many vshojos on" excuse yesterday.
She is a retard though in thinking that people will put up with this shit forever

>>28290849
What is gonna be her excuse for tomorrow?
She already made one for Sunday which is "sorry internet will probably be too bad that day"

>>28290849
>Wasn't going to join Mel's stream or submit to the birthday video, but will absolutely hit the live button as soon as she ends
Ouch

>>28291002
I would've said meds but yesterday's message felt that way too
>Sorry im trying to avoid going on when there's like 3 other people in vshojo on at the same time :FeelsTiredMan:

>check out Makino's follow list for shits and gigs
>he's been following Nyan, Gunrun and Soda since 2017
>his third follow is HighGai
We got a real OG over here

You guys realize this isn't Mel's real birthday right? Why would they care?

>>28291229
No it's the opposite of that really. It's obvious that most birthday streams tend to last long. She conveniently mentioned that she'll "try" to stream after Mel's birthday stream because she knows it will obviously last late and thus giving her a perfect excuse to not stream again.

>>28291298
go backkkk you need to go back now

Mouse quetly watching the stream.
I'm turning into a concern fag, fuck me.

>>28291298
It's the party to celebrate her birthday, same difference

Do you want everyone to say "happy birthday 8 days ago!" instead?

>>28290949
You will not POG my wife

>>28291182
>What is gonna be her excuse for tomorrow?
https://twitter.com/VShojoOfficial/status/1546314448268296192
The group collab stream.

>>28291393
I already have.

>>28291298
Back

>>28291182
I'm gonna be generious because I assume you forgot but tomorrow is the debut day so obviously most of them aren't streaming

>>28291298
Anon, I hope you know it's common practice to hold birthday parties many days after the actual birthday
can't just expect people to go to your party on a workday or to have free schedules at the same day

>>28291298
as if real birthdays are any more real.
>earth revolved 365.25 days since last day
wow congrats

>>28291298
Because it's been planned for weeks and sometimes people can't have their birthday party on their exact birthday

>>28291386
>>28291466
That wasn't her birthday either. That was the date she created her twitter. They probably know her real birthday. You have no idea if they actually did anything for it or not.

>>28291382
what's there to be a concernfag about?

>>28291415
I will admit that I am a retard and completely forgot about that somehow.
Yeah obviously that means no streams for probably all the girls.

>>28291415
>group collab
>It's just Zen, Haruka, Froot, and Geega.

>>28291415
>implying she'll even join the collab

>>28291517
now you're just moving goalposts
besides, it's not hard to record a short video where you're congratulating a person for their birthday

>>28291517
>Born July 7
Just because she also joined in July doesn't mean she's faking her birthday

For what purpose, you fucking retard
Give me literally any reason why she would fake the date of her birth
Not even the year, just the fucking day of the year

>>28291550
>>28291586
Nah Nyan is not that retarded she will join it.
She knows she has to at least show up to this otherwise her laziness will become too obvious to most viewers.

The roads are no longer safe.

>>28291586
I was about to say, if Nyan doesn't even join the group collab, then I'd actually start believing she genuinely doesn't care.

The technology behind this motion capture is insane. How many thousands of dollars do you think it cost?

>>28291650
Do you really believe this in your heart of hearts?

Who gives a fuck about streaming over eachother. Its always going to happen. The only thing you do when you use it as an excuse is make your coworkers feel like shit for streaming.

>>28291609
I'm not moving shit. It was literally my original point, but you were too stupid to get it.

>>28291631
Retard she's literally the only one that gives a fuck about kayfabe. She says she's fucking 3 half the time. It's a lore birthday.

>>28291656
cute!

>>28291681
It's obvious she doesn't care about her own streams. But I would be surprised if she didn't even show up to this because that means she doesn't even care about vshojo anymore either.

>>28291681
aethel's cock isn't gonna suck itself after all, she clearly has much more important things on her plate than caring about her friends, fans, and career

>>28291681
>then I'd actually start believing she genuinely doesn't care
the lack of streams and failing to follow up promises since january didn't convince you already?

>>28291681
what >>28291650 said, people outside of here will also start complaining so she will definitely show up to avoid that

>>28291437
sick bastard

>>28291716
Many thousands, especially since it's all a custom setup.

>>28291751
>kayfabe
What fucking kayfabe, for what purpose would she invent a birthday for the character she embodies that doesn't line up with her own?

Why wouldn't she just use her real birthday? You're so fucking stupid. What a genuinely retarded idea.

>>28291002
>>28291277
She's passive aggressive because some people are catching on to her laziness and bullshit excuses and that annoys her.

that time again huh

>>28291751
>kayfabe
GO
THE FUCK
BACK

>>28291862
I'm gonna POG you too!

>>28291738
>streaming over eachother
I've only ever seen this excuses for vtubers. Shit's fucking retarded.

Also noticed that she can move around without losing audio quality, implying that she's wearing a mic the whole time she's doing this. Do you think she's wearing one of those motion capture headsets to capture her facial features, then?

>>28291835
People outside of here already are complaining (though no where near as much as this) but yeah it would look too obvious if she didn't show up

I bet you guys think Bubi's birthday is April 1st too right?

>>28291751
You sound like the kind of person who's so impatient that they have to sign up for a website immediately instead of waiting for their real birthday to join.

>Nyanfags are still seething that she's jumping on dick
Meanwhile us Veifags are hoping Soda is in immediate rape distance so she finally gets corrected by cock

>>28292025
Yes, it literally is you fucking retard, how hard is this for you to understand?

>>28292025
Bubi is not the same situation as Mel and you know it, you disingenuous fuck

>Anons fighting over a fucking birthday
>A fake one even

>>28292084
It's not disingenuous. You're mad because I'm spoiling your sperg out over something fucking stupid.

>>28292079
Connor has a Wikipedia page. His real birthday is public information.

>>28291934
it's excused this time
"don't wanna stream over others :(" is one of the wrost, tired out excuses out there

>>28292077
Unlike nyan fags, is veisoda fags are actually HOPING that happens. Cock would bring her out that bitchy brat attitude she has.

f-f-friday night time to get in /vsj+/ and bitch about nyanners or argue about irrelevant things

How fucking blasted is Mel right now lol.

>>28292131
Us more sophisticated anons are fighting over how Nyan is a lazy bitch instead.

>>28292000
The way her audio works while in 3D has always been that way. She wears a microphone headset. She uses an iphone to do face cap. She talked about it every time it messed up today.

>>28292025
I hope you realize Bubi is a seperate entity from Connor
he's pure kayfabe, whereas Mel isn't

>>28291934
I mean I've been defending her until AX ended. I thought she'd be back to streaming after so many months but it doesn't feel like it at all. She put minimal effort in her streams, streamed less and no games. I don't know how long one can keep on hoping

>>28292146
it's been slightly over 2 days

>>28292077
I'm glad you're proud to be a cuck anon

>>28292190
The nyan complaining justified and you fucking know it. No reasonable person would justify this laziness if it was a normal job.

>>28285531
Mouse
>severe ligma
Froot
>UK time
Vei
>UK time, also lazy
Nyan
>has a bf so friends don't exist anymore
Hime
>who?

Do I have to start posting cunny on cooldown again

>>28292144
No shit retard

>>28292199
Mel can get drunk off of half a beer so the answer is yes.

>>28292250
what the fuck has that to do with the current situation?
she said she'll try to stream to day but gave that bullshit excuse up there, not to mention that she couldn't even bother to join the birthday collab for even one measly hour

>>28292339
we all know you're going to do it anyways

>>28292143
You're comparing a real person to a literal fictional character

Next you'll tell me January 11th isn't Mouse's birthday, it's Satan's.
Mel cares about being "in character" about as much as Mouse does. Which is to say, hardly at all, and certainly not enough to celebrate a fake birthday.

>>28292265
>cuck
Anon, I'm not sure you know what that word means.

You guys don’t think…they messaged Mel privately why they couldn’t attend?

>>28292236
>She put minimal effort in her streams
Honestly, I would be ok if Nyan didn't want to put as much effort in her streams anymore if it weren't for the fact that she doesn't fucking stream as well. If all she wants to do is react or other low effect content everyday then that would honestly be fine. Mouse basically does this and people still love her.

>>28292447
No way anon. If it didn't happen on stream it didn't happen at all.

>>28292077
Based. I hope she gets put in her place soon

>>28292447
no everything that happens outside of my perception does not exist

>>28292401
basically, Bubi is the only Vshojo adjacent vtuber to use a kayfabe birthday
that shit isn't the norm at all in western vtubing

>>28292265
Veisoda fags are happy for their oshi’s relationship. I don’t see how that’s cucking

>>28292025
>>28292143
NTA but you do realize that the day doesn't matter right? Mel decided to celebrate it today so it's a very special day for her, and they've known it because she announced it weeks ago. And lots of people celebrate it on weekends or the next holiday because it's hard to get everyone together on workdays

>>28292143
Wow I can't believe every Sonic the Hedgehog voice actor lied and said their birthday was June 23rd when it actually wasn't, what lying whores

>>28292447
She said she'll stream at about the time when Mel's collab was going on, so I doubt she had anything urgent to do if she was planning to stream.

>>28292447
>hey sorry im not gonna make it to your bday stream because i just couldnt give less of a shit lmao

>>28292077
They aren't mad because she has a boyfriend, they're mad because she's a lazy bitch
I unironically like and respect aethel more than nyan since he has a much better work ethic and streams consistently than most of the girls let alone nyan

Biggest irl tits between the girls? Need a tier list

What the fuck. Vox will be on Lewdcast lol

>>28292000
She's got a rig to hold an iphone in front of her face and a headset mic. For the mocap of her body she's using VR motion tracker pucks and the waistband for the head. Silver has actually spoken about how they do mocap without having to pay for an $40,000 - $80,000 mocap suits in the past. VR body trackers are much much cheaper and just as good for simple streaming. Codemiko is basically the only vtuber that is confirmed to use a professional mocap suit. Maybe Hololive uses them as well for full body 3d streams which would explain why cover's talents don't normally do full body 3d w/o being in a studio.

>>28292614
Nyan not showing up to Mel's birthday stream is fine. You don't need to show up on your friend's stream to be friends with them.
What isn't fine is how Nyan got lazy and constantly finds excuses to not stream.

So when's the party starting?

>>28292652
Cringe

>>28292652
KSON on July 25th too, nice.

>>28292633
We don't know besides Silver so probably her
I'll make a tier list later

>>28292652
Based

>>28292447
Everyone else might have, Nyan literally doesn't have any excuse. She wanted to stream, but didn't because Mel is still streaming. Could've joined her, they don't talk much now but Silver, Zen and her emotional support moose were also on the call, and she still refuses to join

>>28292511
Not only are we happy about oshi's relationship, we're outright cheering for that shit.

RAWDOG IT CHANCE LET'S GO

and then stream Terraria please I'm begging you

>>28292633
Silver
Kson
Hime

Rest are unknown.

what did geega mean by this?

What time is Kson and Nazunas debut streams supposed to be at?

>>28292832
Absolute based take

>>28292813
She doesn't need to show up on Mel's stream to support her so that's fine.
It's just funny how she used Mel's stream as another way to avoid streaming herself.

>>28292888
>>28291415
Adjust for your timezone.

>>28292633
Zen = Milena Velba tier
Silver, Nazuna biggest
Kson, Mouse 2nd place
Vei, Hime 3rd place
Nyan 4th place
Mel, Froot smallest

>>28291934
They've been at it for months, they're not going to stop no matter what happens. Just ignore it and let them piss into the wind for all the good it does them.

>>28292813
If you ever started to fall out of touch with a friend it can be kind of like that. You miss out on one or two things, and it's not a big deal, but then suddenly you've missed three or four in a row, and it gets awkward to show up to the next, so you skip that and then it's basically over. Even if it takes time to get established and you're still invited, just less and less often. Until even that stops.

>>28292633

just realized that neither kson's nor nazuna's channels are partnered yet. did they forget about it or something? how'd they manage to get bubi partnered prior to his debut but not their own members?

>>28293028
Gunrun isn't in witness protection to avoid Zhang suicide bombers yet.

>>28293028
Bubi's roommate had to do some sucky-sucky

>>28292996
Well yeah I know that, I've been there lots of times. But If a close friend is also there with me(read: Haruka), I'd definitely go/try and stick with her when it gets awkward at least