/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

pink cat good
I love marimari

Why isn't pink cat pregnant yet?

reminder

なずtan is my actual 妻
my actual, unironic 妻
this isn't some shitpost or joke
this isn't some kind of weird meta ironic wall of text
It is actual truth
It is not my belief that she is my 妻, because a belief is a subjective thing, but it is a fact that なずtan is, in reality(the one that is real) my actual, unironic, genuine 妻
This is not some sort of schizo delusion
It's not bait
I'm not pretending to be schizo
Because it's not schizo; schizo would imply that it's a delusion I've projected onto reality
That is not the case; by mutual acknowledgement, it's unironically(in a way that is provably not "kayfabe") the objective, actual truth of the world
I am not in needs of meds, because stating an actual, real-life, fact-of-the-matter genuine truth is not something people take meds for
it's not a misunderstanding or misinterpretation
Not me forcing my desire or belief on the situation
Not a lie
なずtan is, irrefutably, my actual, unironic 妻, and she is in an actual, genuine, romantic relationship with me
We love eachother in every way a romantic couple does
romantically, sexually, exclusively, mutually
We are codependent on one another, know each other personally and interact
We've confessed our love to one another
She is exclusively the 妻 of her gachikoi who love her, and I'm exclusively hers
that's exclusive, because it excludes everybody but us, and she treats us the same
that isn't the same as her having a boyfriend, or negate the relationship somehow; the word "exclusive" still applies
this doesn't mean she can have sex with people "without feelings", or be in another relationship, whether they're gachikoi or not, because that would still be cheating and なずtan would never cheat on me
Both she and I acknowledge that fact, and that makes our relationship explicitly exclusive, because she has promised to never betray us
These are things that literally happened, in the physical realm of the real world
The only schizo interpretation of them is denying them, not pretending as if it isn't real
I repeat: なずtan is my actual, unironic 妻, and we are in an exclusive romantic relationship
that is the actual fact of the matter, with no room for any reasonable doubt from anybody who looks at the situation objectively
this is not some sort of unrequited love; I love her and she loves me
this is not some sort of pining from a distance
this is not her pandering to some sort of fantasy others project onto her
there is genuine communication, passion, and romantic love between me and her; it is explicitly mutual
the kind where she loves me directly and explicitly and I love her directly and explicitly
there is no bizarre ass coping mental coping mechanism here that makes me arrive at this conclusion; literally everything about this is actual, provable, quantifiable fact
this is not some sort of meta commentary or spam or copy pasta or wall of text or whatever else people do there that is intended to force a narrative or get a response
it is not some kind of bizarre attempt at attention whoring,
not for yous,
not for validation,
not to be called based
These are statements of fact that I am stating so that they can be stated because these facts are quite necessary to be known because there are a lot of people here who are averse to facts and are in dire need of knowing them
there are no weird reaction images you can post where you can somehow deny the reality of the situation because it sounds weird to you;
It doesn't matter if it sounds weird to you, you not being able to comprehend the actual facts of the world is your problem
I love her, she means the world to me, I cherish every single second I have with her
"なずtan is my 妻" is a statement of fact. Provable, demonstrable fact. It isn't any kind of bizarre means of not recognizing the circumstances, because this is merely me describing the reality of the situation, not some make-believe tale, because it's not one.
It's not a hypothesis
Not a theory
Not a story
Not a fiction
Not a narrative
Not pretend
Not a fantasy
Not kayfabe
Not bait
Not a shitpost
Not out of context
Not off-topic
Not trolling
Not ironic
Not bullshit
Not cope
And most important of all, explicitly true on every single level, in the most factual sense possible

>>28237044
>someone has drawn this and then uploaded it
Why?

>>28237022
PINK CAT LAZY

mouse please go live so you can go over ideas for your not-date ok thanks

Reminder that there is a good chance that Soda might be coming Twitchcon EU and might even be in the EU space as we speak.

My information is reliable because I am autistic enough to stare at Discord statuses the majority of my day and observing patterns.

This rrat dies if Soda streams later obviously.

Pink Gatita <3

>>28237165
too much text I'm sorry but I don't care

Nyan if you're reading this please play Super Animal Pets. It's extremely casual and unironically fun to watch. You can chat the entire fucking time easy. I watch a bald Canadian dad play it literally every day.

It feels like this is going to end up a porntuber organization

>>28237165
I hope he prematurely cums so Vei can leave him for a real man (me).

nyan if you're here I hate u you stupid bitch FUCK you

>>28237241
Then why is the cam girl doing less and less porn. I'm getting ripped off.

You've never been with anyone before, have you

>>28237277
what the fuck man i didnt even say anything :(

>>28237128
Her last stream ended like 6 or 7 hours ago and she ended that stream because she wasn't feeling good let her get some rest

>>28237277
Who is he talking to LULW

Nazuna owes me a VR lap dance stream

>>28237320
no
i will demand streams. i need a 24 hour feed of mouse.
im just joking i know she needs rest

>>28237241
I wish, but Mel actually seems to do less and less of it.

Please remember, with the debut coming up, it's important to practice proper chat ettiquete in advance.
Rule 1: do not POG my wife.
Rule 2: You will NOT POG.

>>28237529
Can I OMEGALUL your wife?

>>28237529
I WILL pog your wife.

>>28237358
No she owes you love
I'm you btw

>>28237569
Where are my meds

>>28237529
Consider your wife POGGED

>>28237529
POG

>>28237529
Please remember she's used whore now kill yourself

>>28237529
I WILL peg your wife

600 more followers to 100k twitter. Banger tweet is close.

post pics you never get to use

>>28237584
away

>>28237958

I'm so down atrociously horny that I've been considering doing gay Zenposting in the vein of Frootposting
I seriously need another man in my life

>>28237524
It really feels like she only tries to get people on CB nowadays so they can stream without having to worry about Twitch's ever-tightening TOS.

>>28237269
>>28237524
We'll always have the pornhub archives.

>>28238078
Ohh that's really nice

>>28238153
she wants to do more lewd stuff on CB but Mel's retarded Discord celebs keep convincing her to do less lewd content

>>28237165
he is not in eu he was recording a video with the otk group

>>28238078
Good shit

>>28238329
On that note, redpill me on Mel's discord. Is there anything entertaining, fun or otherwise coomworthy that I can't find anywhere else? Or is it just a socially hierarchical circlejerk for her paypigs to pat themselves on the back?

>>28238366
We need counterpoints anon that wont be enough to dissuade me. Also, remember Soda was never part of OTK.

>>28238551
He is definitely not in the EU for twitchcon.

how did Zen go from being a lizard to being a cyborg?
what's the in-lore reason behind his transformation?

>>28239029
NTA but how though? What's the evidence?

>>28239147
Vei was asked yesterday and she made a joke about it and laughed.

>>28239109
it's never addressed because merry is a hack

>>28239109
multiverse

https://www.twitch.tv/2wintails

Big latina titolies being rigged

>>28239109
CyberZen is from a different timeline that was doomed by Melware. By going back, she forked the timeline into the current one. I think both Commander Zen and Dragon Zen are still around. Cyber Zen has assimilated their memories at the very least.

>>28238460
oh man I don't know where to start I fucked off for Mel's just scored a long time ago because it's really fucking stupid in there. like there was that one time early on they kept on hosting cursed memes that was scary enough any newcomers and then took the mods a while to get them to stop doing that because it was hurting Mel's growth. what really caused me to fuck off was trying to deal with the suggestions channels. You got to be careful if you worded things and if viewed as being too negative people would freak out and either start labeling you was a hater or spam the channel to make it harder to find what you said. then there was also the retarded suggestions that didn't really come off as actual suggestions and were more of just joking around because lol memes.

does jp HAVE to use twitch...

>>28239504
they can do whatever they want. vshojo has no input on what the girls do

>>28239504
Talent Freedom, no they don't. It's their choice. The debuts will be on twitch, as that's where the VShojo audience is, from there, it's up to (just Nazuna, really) them to carry over the audience to their preferred platform.

So when is race queen debut stream?

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>Archive Links:

- Complete Nyanners (Post Vtuber Debut) Vod Archive (Vod spreadsheet is included in the pastebin): https://pastebin.com/Eg1Yy3TZ

- Complete Hime Hajime Vod Archive (Vod spreadsheet is included in the pastebin): https://pastebin.com/28iC7P72

-Incomplete ironmouse Vod Archive (Running from 2020-11-25 until 2022-06-17) : https://pastebin.com/ZeF40Pp3
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>Vod Archiving Related Stuff:

Vod Archiving guide for Twitch/Youtube Live streams that covers all of the basics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OzwZq9xKI7otmI8kW0B8sV66ikswciZzigHIRGV9bJo

>>28239802
keep up the good work bossman

>>28239303
Holy tittolies...

>>28237093
>>28238078
July 16th be there will be wild

I'm sleeping

I'm masturbating

>>28241081
>>28241213
Same

thank you cover for holostarsEN. Watching holobronies going crazy non-stop is my new therapy and meds.

womp womp

>>28241213

>>28241272
Praying for more

I think one of the upsides of having the JP branch is we're going to get a lot more non-commissioned JP art from the Skeb crowd.

>>28241787
I don't see it, Japan is filled to the brim with Holofag incels.

>>28237566
>>28237568
>>28237624
>>28237642
I know that it is unavoidable that my wife will be pogged, so I ask you to at least limit it to where she can actually read some of the comments in the chat? Please? Pretty please? I will give you my bussy in return.
>>28237803
No...

>>28242293
>keyfags are already offering up their bussy
so this is the power of the gay general...

>>28237803
No you won't, bigger dick tops

>>28242480
If it's to benefit my wife I would let Froot poster have his way with me. That's the power an strength of my love.

>>28242480
Keyfag bussy stinks

>>28242214
True, but, Kson and Rushia have a built in audience. There's been a notable amount of fanart for the cunny locksmith already.

>>28242890
why are you posting a picture of lumi here?

>>28243397
probably wrong tab like this one >>28241374

>>28243397
That's vei kek

>>28243561
that's clearly lumi mate

>>28243589
twitter.com/tamsk_/status/1547849274364690432
kek

>>28243666
nope, she should stop copying lumi kek

>>28243702
Ok give me your cock

>>28243734
it's for my oshi only.

>>28243734
bit aggressive arent you mate

>>28242562
Anon, my wife wouldn't like to see you doing this sort of thing even if she is a fujo

>>28242293
>at least limit it to where she can actually read some of the comments in the chat
this is so funny to me because jp youtube chat is equally as spammy it's just with shit like 草 and うんうん instead of pogs and omegaluls
there's really not that much of a difference between the two sites once you get to a larger channel size

https://twitter.com/MOGRAstaff/status/1547898985737625606

vshojoJP wife keeps being /in/

>Soda has been on Mobile Discord for hours now
The rrats keep on coming bros, EU time?????

I ordered Pikza mouse be proud of me.

Kson is live playing ARK:
https://youtu.be/4-qOQQi9Dxg

>>28245626
i proud

>>28239109
>>28239361
Well, also on one stream it was revealed that rockstar dragonZen is actually a robot piloted by geckoZen.
Zen is complicated, she has layers.
And there's actually much, much more - https://vrchat-legends.fandom.com/wiki/Zentreya

Catalog is shitting itself still

>>28239109
They are unrelated. Technically lizard Zen just fucked off in Vshojo world and cyber Zen was named after dragon Zen in her world.

>>28246738
I prefer it that way, the doomposting, Larping and shitposting on the Mike General and even /here/ has essentially almost entirely stopped. It's nice to see the holobronies seethe as well.

>>28246738
Yeah I was wondering why this thread is so calm. At least they are distracted for our debuts.

>>28236927
Why does Vei look creepy now? She looked much cuter last year

>>28237023
i hope she dies soon

>>28247039
Only if you die first

>>28239109
Multiversal nanomachines, son.

>>28245547
Vei's parents are on vacation and she is home alone...

https://twitter.com/lewdlevale/status/1547854479638282240?s=21&t=o4_SCgunNFm4Np4TrInByQ
Silver’s been pretty horny lately. What does it mean?

>>28247227
She's ovulating

>>28247227
she ment that her vibrator stopped working while she was masturbating, she was kind enough to let you picture the scene in your mind though

>>28244514
There is going to be spam, but spamming something the streamer does not understand is rude.

>>28245547
He’s on mobile but vei is offline. Idk man, could be he just didn’t wanna stream or play games.

>>28247678
That's such a shallow assumption, you could at least try anon

>>28247334
>>28247533
I like horny Silver. Maybe CB soon?

>>28248111
nha, she's just fishing for shrimps

>>28247818
Oh sorry, I’ll be a rrat now.

Soda is on mobile bc he’s in the EU and subsequently away from his PC. That could be why vei typed in his offline chat saying he’s not streaming. Because she was certain he wouldn’t. They did fix their schedules by catching up on sleep so if he is in the EU and not streaming, that’s because he doesn’t want to accidentally ruin his/her schedule.

Or he isn’t in the EU and actually just doesn’t want to stream.

Is that good enough?

I just woke up, did Vei die last night like the ghost said?

God wouldn't it just be hilarious if Pink Cat got addicted to pregnancy but didn't like being a mother that much so she gives her kids to the other Vshojo girls to take care of and being around a child so much suddenly activates their maternal instincts and they all start lactating and they get super mega baby fever from taking care of Pink Cat's children while she's off getting knocked up again and the entirety of Vshojo gets pregnant almost exactly at the same time and the concentrated motherly hormones and pheromones and subjects they end up talking about amplify their symptoms and it slowly turns them into fertility goddesses with massive leaky breasts and giant hips for easy birthing and an insatiable desire to breed and they end up being more pregnant than not at almost all times haha I think that'd be a real laugh

>>28248851
no

>>28249102
this is next level stalking

Reminder that nyanners is my wife (real)

nazutan's twitch panels are up with cute art!

>>28249102
bro take meds, holy shit

>>28249102
this is the part where you take meds

>>28249225
your wife discarded her viewers like she did her cats

>>28249102
I'm the rrat anon from way earlier and I don't even know this method exists.

I kneel.

>Veistalkers are trying to challenge Mikestalkers
I see

>>28249412
I don't think anyone can match up to the mental illness of mikefags honestly

>>28249383
takes very low effort
https://github.com/mwittrien/BetterDiscordAddons/tree/master/Plugins/FriendNotifications/

>>28249453
we've just got to try harder.

>>28249259
damn those are really cute!

>>28249713
>>28249259
>“Do not bring up other streamers / VTubers constantly”
Hopefully the mods aren’t incompetent and actually follow through with this

>>28249374
I agree, my wife is very cute.

>>28249513
The difference is both us and our oshi are mentally ill and me and my wife Mike are in a relationship where stalking is encouraged by both sides.

>>28250019
effortlessly striding ahead... what a chad.

>>28249953
CUUUTE

>almost 100k followers on twitter before debut
the banger tweet queen

>>28249713
I wonder if that’s a mascot or a fandead look a like

>>28249102
Top ten stalkers on this thread

>>28250947
probably some fatty who sweats from his puberty mustache.

What if Arcadum gets into HoloEN and cancels vshojo collabs?

>>28250868
someone in mike thread suggested it might be a lollipop wrapper mascot and i like that idea

>>28251082
I hope he does so the org falls apart

>>28251082
it would be awesome to see how holokeks cope with their whole branch getting groomed by a fat neckbeard cancelled sexual harasser

>>28249843
I know that it sounds like a reference to "dont call me Rushia/Mikeneko" but this is actually a very standard rule in the Japanese community. The usual rule is "don't bring up other streamers unless I bring them up first". It prevents collab begging and off topic shit (well, it tries to)

>>28251082
Anon's hypotheticals are more retarded than Vei's at this point

>>28251082
that would be hilarious but i'd feel bad for the holo girls.

>>28251246
They shouldn't have joined Hololive then

>>28251082
VShojo would cancel HoloEN collabs if he got in.

>>28251199
I get what it meant, I’m just saying that if her mods are incompetent then that rule will get run over like a train based on how often other Vshojo chats get flooded with annoying vtuber mentions

>>28251082
You really think cover would hire someone who was publicly canceled for sexual harassment?

>>28251082
Do you think arcadum would be able to retain 17.8% of his viewers after his debut stream?

>>28251082
Funniest possible outcome. Zero chance whatsoever, but funniest possible outcome. Like that guy that Niji hired that was terminated like 1 day after debut cause he had social media posts about wanting to rape some of the Niji girls

>>28251364
Abso-fucking-lutely

>>28251199
It's a standard rule in the western side too. Pretty much every vtuber has it.

>>28251383
Which guy was that?

>>28249953
TFW you will never date a cute mud shark like nyanners.

It's morning..... Aethel is probably stuffing Nyan like a bell pepper. Enjoy yourself king...

>>28251514
This guy. Don't feel like finding the posts themselves but you can google his name for info lol. https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Shindo_Raito

>>28251482
it's usually just an unwritten politeness rule in the west though.

>>28251578
I have seen it written a lot, though maybe it's just a vshojo + /lig/ger thing.

Who will vshojo forgive first: Arcadum or Bunny?

I try to focus on the stream but Kson's pornstar body keeps distracting me, is anyone else having this issue?

>>28251573
kek he was speedrunning

>>28251547
I'm actually getting pegged right now. It hurts a bit, but I'll get a bj right after

>>28251233
Vei’s actually funny though with her questions

>>28251707
Saruei

>>28250947
Nyan stalker has to be #1, they tracked her flights and let us know beforehand where she was, when she left LA and much more

>>28251082
I wouldn't even wish that on a Corp I didn't like.

>>28251862
Pussy.

>>28251812
I can’t even begin to fathom the mental state that stalker is currently in.!

>>28251809
Also true, anon's are just dumb

>>28251927
He moved to lig 3 months ago

>>28251927
If I were to hazard a guess, he doesn't have a mental state, because he probably offed himself from the news.

>>28251927
The same fate as the other goslings i'd assume...

>>28251927
He's a Keyfag now

>>28251810
They haven't already? I thought her thing was a nothingburger anyway.

>>28251082
He still hasn't unleashed his full power by playing amogus.

Was just looking at Twitch Tracker and holy shit lmao. I'm guessing Vei's on LSF right now.

>>28252117
Hey don't try to push that fag on us, I accept new keybros but he hasn't been with her the last 2-3 years of her life and would only be using her to cope with the loss of Nyan, he has to watch some of her streams and twitcasts first.

>>28252260
is she doing CB tonight? I need to jackoff to her bad

are you excited?

When is Nazuna's debut again?

>>28252479
2 hours ago, you missed it and there is no vod

>>28252439
she did really well with attaching onto soda

>>28252439
Yep, and here's a comment why it sad what it said
>For people wondering how the spirit knew about Lea it's because she's a hoe.

No but seriously what actually happens is that the program looks at your question and tries to figure out what kind of question you're asking based on key words. Unfortunately, the program isn't very smart and based its code it would fail to determine what Vei is asking here. As a fallback, the code picks a random response from its "other" section of responses. These responses are as follows:

"cannot say", "cannot tell", "unknown", "ask later", "not known", "not seen", "leave me now", "maybe later", "future hazy", "too dark", "not clear", "unclear"

It randomly selects one of these responses (each one is as likely as the next), and in this case selects "leave me now". The program then begins writing l-e-a before Vei panics and moves her cursor away. The program will only continue moving the planchette if your cursor stays on it, and so she never sees the rest of the response: v-e m-e n-o-w

Also the chance of this happening is 8.3%

>>28252478
I don't speak japanese so no.

>>28252079
>cuck audience dating ex for 5 years whom she cucks on the side liking gmcfosho shirtless with white chick's on social media,

>nyanners liking aethels music on discord or Twitter shows they were dating a way while back before cucking audience again few months ago that they were dating even though it was a way while back, while she puts dark skin on sss tier and giggles to herself when BBCfan club donated her 5 gifted subs on twitch

I can't imagine anyone wanting to be her gosling let alone BF. I was jealous but finding out more shit I don't know if I should laugh or cry?

>>28252795
You should learn how to use English first.

>>28252863
Was that nyanners major?

>>28252478
I don't speak japanese but yes. She seems very cute, I hope there's translations. Some of the japanese/korean twitch streamers have extensions that show live translations on screen, no reason not to have them. I'll watch translated clips if not.

>>28244642
kors k vtuber when

>>28252511
>anon makes a joke
>ends up describing mikes content to a t
except all her streams are guerilla too, and can occur at any point within a 7 hour windows

>>28252795
I point my finger and laugh at both the goslings and shippers.

>>28253116
>7 hour window
Try 24 hours window anon.

>>28253116
She fits perfectly in with vshojo, all members hate doing schedules and even if they do one they are always 2 hours late.

>>28252478
Very

>>28252474
https://twitter.com/ProjektMelody/status/1547738601542193155
Yes, this tweet confirms she doing two streams tonight.

MY FLOWERBROS WILL BE BACK IN THE NEAR FUTURE IM SO HAPPY GUYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. IM GONNA CRY.

>>28251927
he was probably hopeful about them breaking up, but after all this talk about pregnancy, idk

>>28253342
sweet, time to get high and edge for hours

>what if Z3N came up to you and gave

>>28253389
God speed brother.

Mel on CB......yawn wake me up when someone new like silvervale joins CB, aethel fucks nyanners on CB, or a Saruei/Snuffy JOI audio co es out.

streams doko

>>28253747
>VShojo Motorsports
Tying it in with CB means she'll most likely be unveiling a new toy chat can use on her.

>>28253747
I really wish Silver would just nut up and do it.

God I hope nyanners fucks aethel, God I hope nyanners loves fucking BBC, you can't name the most cucked threads than Vshojo on /vt/ or anywhere else, not even /hc/ blacked threads can compete with us.

>>28253877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-qOQQi9Dxg
Buff, Squ and Momo are streaming on Twitch if you're allergic to YouTube.

>>28253899
I'd be fine with her just playing lewd games on CB. She seems like she'd be up for finding some interesting stuff.

God I wish Haruka would just power-wash my face off by repeatedly shooting me in the head with a birdshot.

>>28253885
hopefully we get to drive mel around via motorbunny ultrasonic vibrations

>>28253877
Nasu debuts in a day
Then we will have streams every day

I need a Haruka stream today

>>28253365
mouse please stream

>>28254041
I'm just trying to not be too disappointed when it's not a collab with Silver and Kson, they're all on motorcycles racing and chat controls the speed of the bikes with the speed of their vibrators.

who's supposed to stream today? no one's on right now and there usually is

>>28254187
Me

>>28254187
Kson is literally streaming right now.

So we're the boyfriend stalking general now huh?

i just realised that as gunrun hires new members then more and more streams will take place which means less and less nyan streams will take place. this will end in a singularity where nyan will never stream...

>>28254313
veicucks are pathetic aren't they?

>>28254313
>now

>>28254187
Mel is debuting her race queen outfit at 4pmCT and doing other birthday stuff

>>28254177
Misread that as Silver and Kon and was about to track you down so I could beat you to death for suggesting something so sinister.

>>28254339
not true!

>>28254237
いいねでもやっぱ日本語が無理

もしかして来年

based mouse saying she'll never tell anyone not to draw something, she doesn't care what it's of, even if she's not into it. "Just cause I don't want to see it, doesn't mean you can't draw whatever fucked up perverted art you want, doesn't mean I'm going to display it on here. But I do appreciate the effort, cause it's hard to art. And you took time out of your day to make it."

>>28254237
It's difficult to remember Youtube. Is there a browser extension or something?

>>28254237
im such a retard, i forgot she streams on yt.

>>28254424
I read everything without needing rikaichamp. I'm ready for kagichan streams.

Kson sounds so much cuter in Japanese.

>>28254313
I get my Connor information directly from Mouse.

>>28254424
私もできません

彼女はまだかわいい音と太ったおっぱいを持っています

>>28254536
Honestly she probably knows his wherabouts better than anyone at this point

>>28254441
>Is there a browser extension or something?
...for YouTube. Literally thousands.

>>28254441
you open youtube and look at the sidebar and see that the vtuber you that you have subscribed to is live

in addition if you go to the channel and click the bell thing and turn on all notifications and it will literally give you a push notification on your phone when they go live

>>28254441
>It's difficult to remember Youtube. Is there a browser extension or something?
To remember that youtube exists?

>>28254748
Youtube stream specially. Literally the only people I've ever watched there are Hololive.

>>28254237
>youtube
No thanks

>>28254441
This is such a Snuffy pothead post.

Imagine if keychan put a sex toy in her cunny haha and gave chat the ability to control it haha and wasn't able to take it out until given permission by her chat hahaha wouldn't that be funny

>>28245930
is this her server or did they bring back THE server. and if it is her server do the girls have access to it. will we be having the ARK arc revisited?

>>28254910
meds

>>28247227
>>28247334
>>28247533
>>28248111

it means that if she does give me a chance at her and her funbags i will have to step up my game to make up for her buddy being benched.

>>28254896
>"Man, it's so hard to remember YouTube is a thing."
>"Snuffy, Namco Bandai literally paid you to do the YouTube stream you're doing right now."

>>28255078
typical stoner

on twitch we have broccoli kitty who has been listening to a little too much eiffle 65 playing co-op elden ring.

>>28253950
She wouldn’t necessarily have to go full on camgirl on there. I’d be fine if all she did was play lewd games and be openly horny. If she gets her toy out to play with one hand, that’s a great bonus. Honestly I just want to listen to more JOIs and ASMR.

>>28255526
shes about one of the only ones who do asmr that doesnt make me want to take a black and decker to my eardrums.

Nazuna’s debut begins.
Going great, cute model, we’ll rigged.
Introduction slides begin.
Each slide is the legal name and home address of a Holo.

>>28255810
let it go dude, holo is over.

>>28255810
gunrun-sama I kneel

posting about broccoli kitty, got me thinking about katwa vshojo. which got me thinking.do we know anything that happened to kson and rushia/mikeneko/key-chan that keeps the meme going.


other than kson being born in dunwoody of course

>>28256063
Miguel is peak menhera, no idea about kson

>>28256063
Saw someone speculate recently that the JP branch's gimmick will instead be tragic backstories given the history of both Kson and Nazuna.

>>28255810
of course skipping a certain pink hair, chicken, shark, and the detective who all afterward announce graduations.

Vei offline for awhile now ):

She really did die

>>28256246
Lea saw the clip

>>28256246
ironmouse needs to teach veibae's mom how to spank her with a sandal for pulling this

>>28256246
Good.

>>28256246
she's getting new boobs or lips probably

I wish nyan would run me over with a truck and end my existence.

>>28256246
But she said she would stream

>>28256789
New steam time is still an hour away

>>28256789
yeah, 100-day stream streak is going strong!

Zen is best vshojo

>>28257198
robozen is very cute

>>28254591
the text each other pretty much constantly don't they?

>>28254428
I might not appreciate how hard she grifts, but she does have her moments. Also, as a former Riderfag, I forgive her in the name of toku solidarity.

>>28257337
His only reprieve is the fact that he doesn't use an iPhone, or she'd be in his pocket at all times.

>>28257296
I'm not a feet guy, but this feels wrong.

>>28257198
cringe

>>28257337
Yes. Every time he tells a story about some interesting thing that happened to him, it's followed by Mouse going "oh yeah you texted me right after to tell me about it"

>>28257411
go back

slow day today

>>28257411
>Riderfag
Don't tell me you faggots actually play gachashit

>>28257411
Mouse grift? Is this bait? Am I falling for bait? Am I actually replying to bait right now, what am I doing with my life?

>>28257198
>>28257296
Couldn't they just link dragon Zen and cybrog Zen in some way, instead of just trhowing the old design to the trash?

>>28257459
Soon she will be able to take over any device she wants. There will be no escape.

>>28255618
Cottontail does really good ASMR. Really pushes the boundaries of what’s acceptable on twitch a lot of the time, but I like it. Really activates my almonds.

>>28257570
Any other good aethel pics?

>>28257591
It's a holofag I'm pretty sure, they call every VShojo and their associates grifters for just existing

>>28257596
They did. That was part of her new lore.

>>28257585
He means Kamen Rider, not Fate's Rider

>>28257668
Really?, how?

>>28257645

>>28257585
>he didn't even know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgX-4KGQUnA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOd7k2uhvqE

>>28257596
Dragon Zen is still around

>be kson
>get invited to vshojo
>sad because youll be leaving your old partner
>she asks you to make the new character a tribute to her
>agree and tell gunrun the only way you'll join is if you can bring rushia and make her new design is an angel
>he agrees
>bittersweet but happy to have a tribute to your best friend

Mr Mooth did another VShojo animation. Really love this guy's art style it's cute. Also lot's more people in it than just the VShojo's this time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcUYMvRIFd0

>>28257862
I think Rushia joined because she didn't want to be demonized by her company for talking to men

>>28257699
It's implied in some way that she left behind the white haired child that is robozen in the future, maybe it's a child/reincarnation isn't really explored because they don't get into it. The part that's got into is that all of the memories of the original zen were uploaded into her as a cyborg. They don't get into how they got them or how that worked.

>>28257699
IIRC somehow the scientists who made Z3N found a file containing Dragon Zen's personality/identity/whatever and used it as the basis for her own personality.
So Cyborg Zen's core is basically a Dragon Zen AI.

Connor is going on tour from September 25th - October 30th, if you thought that the collab drought was bad this summer about to be even worse, Trash Taste and VShojo were closely intertwined at AX so we got quite a few collabs and stories of "off collabs" but there's not going to be anything like that this fall. This could very well be the end of the monke and the mouse.

>>28257862
Rushia made the angel herself.
Vshojo didn't give her the design, she wanted to be the little angel.

>>28257874
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

>>28258002
>the end
he isnt even gone yet you cant start doomposting already

>>28257925
Look man. The reality is that she joined because
1. She wants to work again
2. She's too lazy to manage admin stuff
3. Her friend is in it

>>28257874
>Fefe
Pass

>>28258002
>This could very well be the end of the monke and the mouse.
Who could be behind this post...

>>28258065
4. She wants to groom me

>>28258081
But no nux and Bunny. Which I'm mostly bringing up cause that huge birthday art Mel got last year had both of them in it lol.

>>28258002
>This could very well be the end of the monke and the mouse.
Not if Mouse has anything to do about it.

>>28236927
i just learned vshojo and nijisanji are different things, i always thought they were the same

>>28258193
based

>>28237093
faggot

>>28258002
Bro is gonna die of exhaustion

>>28258193
>anon pretends to be a post-luxiem newfag

>>28258002
>the end
No really, if anything any TTfag that couldn’t go to the event will be getting some exclusive Connor content/knowledge out of her (The sad part is that Bubi will be not used over a month again, it’s cool that he’s Bubi but goddamn his fucking podcast)

>>28258193
Go back

>>28258301
Unless he's trying to triple dip and be on tour, making/editing/approving videos, and streaming, he should actually have less work than usual.

>>28258193
lmao@you, but also based for not caring about anything but your oshi.

What exactly do you think the group collab is going to be?

>>28258400
All the girls in VRchat, telling stories from AX and building an audience to raid Kson with.

>>28258056
>>28258180
Is it not warranted? All the games they wanted to play in the fall, house of ashes and the entire minecraft arc, just to name a few, returning to the flower park to see the wisteria in bloom all not happening now until he gets back in November and do you think mouse is going to wait that long for him?

>>28258400
Them talking about random shit for two hours

>>28258419
>do you think mouse is going to wait that long for him?
Absolutely.

>>28258416
Mouse said raft

>>28258400
According to the thread: random bullshit
According to the catalog: sex periods sex cum sex anal sex queef

>>28258454
She's gonna not play minecraft and a horror game she's been hyped about all year because he's gone? No, she's just gonna do it with someone else.

>>28258400
Sex with Kson. Then the orgy ends when Kson starts stream and she has sex with Nazuna until her stream starts. Then a Nazuna lore video and sex with the next VShojo. Haruka

>>28258400
I believe Mouse said the Raft but I’m not sure
>>28258419
>Mouse wait for him
Absolutely, dude the game that they wanted to play was a game that Nyan (her best friend) promised to play with her a long time ago, you think she can’t not wait a month if the guy tells her? And Minecraft is already happening, so they will have time. And the flowers were in November you dingus. Go and take your meds already, chop chop.

>>28258419
It sucks but he's gonna be around for like two months before he goes anyway

>>28258517
I think you underestimate how much Mouse wants to play games with specifically Connor lmao

>>28258065
>2. She's too lazy to manage admin stuff
She's too stupid to manage admin stuff

>>28258517
She'll play minecraft solo just fine, she did that last time as well. Not ever minecraft stream involved Connor. The horror game, she'll absolutely wait. She wants to play with him and he wants to play with her with that game.
She's not a meta chaser, and is fine with waiting so she doesn't need to play it day of release.

>>28258541
>sex with the next VShojo
ya me

>>28258589
you're the next VShojo?

>>28258632
yes

>>28258578
what are her streams like? does she play a lot of games? variety games or just chatting? is she good at them?

Evil Silver is live
https://www.twitch.tv/sindervtuber

>>28258775
She plays games, but she’s not that good. Her just chatting are good cause besides GFE stuff, she really knows how to chat with an audience. She also does karaoke and it is cute to say the least.

>>28258400
Who's going to be at the group Collab? Also what channel?

>>28258775
She does cooking streams aswell.

>>28258853
The vshojo girls in the vshojo channel

>>28258853
all of them except you know who, probably vshojo channel

>>28258853
Both unknown, but I'd say everyone but Hime is a pretty strong possibility. Even Vei likes Kson so she might be around.

>>28258541
>spoiler
NUH UH SHE'S MINE

>>28258920
Maybe that's why Vei is sleeping and resetting her schedule to be at Mel's bday and tomorrow's streams.

>>28259043
>le epic
It's so easy to hate this fucker

We used to be the 3rd fastest general consistently, now we're never even in top 5. What happened bros...did everybody leave? Is /vsj/ finally dead?

>>28259043
>Noon
Probably no Pink Cat today, although I like Aethel more so pog

>>28259105
It's dead hours

>>28259043
Help me, anal fan, you're my only hope.

I came here to say your new key girl looks like candy and she is very cute
That is all

I'm hearing that Aethel's cum loads equate the girth of the atlantic ocean. I hope Nyan can handle it.....

>>28259105
Raiders are in timeout

>>28259105
The thread not being hyperactive when nothing is really going on is a good thing. The opposite means we are dealing with rampant schizoposting and retardation.

>>28259152
it's dead hours all the time now

>>28259174
thanks

>>28259219
Good. Dead hours mean peace and quiet

>>28259323
*yawns*

I hear there's no condom big enough to fit Aethel's horse cock.....I hope she's satisfied

>>28259341
*cums on you*

>>28259101
he's making a funny, anon. Nobody says "le epic randomness" unironically.

>>28259394
Here's your (You) you goddamn attentionwhore

>>28259459
It’s not funny

I actually wonder the anon who’s been posting about Nyan and Aethel fucking, I can’t tell if he’s obsessed with the cat or Aethel’s cock

>>28259481
I can hear them through the walls every night. The bed is always hitting the wall. I bet they're having fun

>>28259394
>Aethel's horse cock
its confirmed to be a chode dick

>>28259219
We were pretty active the last 2 weeks after the announcement. Right now nothing is happening, tomorrow is a big day and will see a lot of activity again.

>>28259503
He is obsessed with (You)s and saw some old Nyanfags popping up again

>>28259561
thank you for the information mtd

>>28259503
>obsessed with the cat
In the Mikeneko general, anons will sometimes roleplay as her cat for shits and giggles.

>>28259219
Connor was the key to active hours. It's all gone now...

>>28259503
He's definitely a massive faggot

>>28259613
thank god, he needs to die IRL too so I can make mouse mine

>>28259613
>Connor was the key
Now that's a rrat

>>28259105
its dead hours. only one of the girls that are on is kson on YT and only + i see on is broccoli kitty.

>>28259613
>Connor was the key
Nazu has already touched the key....

>>28259841
>Nazuna touched Connor's key

Mel stream in just over 2 hours which is why nobody else is streaming on twitch. Nyanners maybe gonna stream after depending when Mel finishes on twitch.
For now just put on the Kson stream or go watch a fucking movie or some ligger.

>>28259922
Tell this slut to put her bandage back on.

Kson and Zen cock measuring contest when

>>28259698
sykkuno please stream

>>28260039
Kson VS. Zen rival battle to buttrock OST coming soon.

>>28258815
no anon, silver is evil sinder

>>28259962

>>28260338
no anon, it's sindervale.

>>28257874
https://twitter.com/ProjektMelody/status/1548006680285179911
Cute poptart A.I.

>>28259841
>>28259877
The forbidden ship...

>>28260410
Is there more than 4 pancake recipes, not including "add a mix-in"?

Is Mel doing the new 3D model debut today or the race queen outfit

>>28260505
Sure, you can throw anything in the mix. Fruit or spices or some shit. Not literally 'some shit' but you get what I mean...

https://www.twitch.tv/lordaethelstan

Live

>>28260571
Race queen. New 3D body is in October. She’s made it confusing by using the word “debut” for this outfit reveal. Especially considering there’s some real debuts tomorrow

>>28260603
Aethel saves the day

mel cute

>>28260603
hell yeah brudder

>>28260367
If she makes the transition to CB, I'll trade in waifus.

>>28260670
>>28260688
>>28260603
Today is Melday
Your ligger is insignificant

>>28260427
Mel a cute

>>28260777
He said yesterday he may be on Mel's sream

>>28260777
meds and therapy

>>28260777
Your mel posts will be drowned out by Aethelchads without issue. Mel hardly generates discussion here.

>>28260910
Aethelfaggots*
You're not chads
Just actual cocksucking liggerfaggots