/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

The bear is showing us the effects of sleep deprivation.

>>2816233
Bro, next stream is still in 2 days.

>>2816338
She said she'd try to post a video today, may as give her ideas if she ends up checking the thread

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1385172688264568832
JACK BTFO'D

why did in the past few days she gone mental?

>>2816555
She has always been mental.

>>2816513
LMAO BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
that creep fuck should stay away from the Bear

>>2816513
I'm so fucking proud of her!

>>2816513
Beased.

>>2816513
Thank fucking god now let's never mention him again. Have we come up with any solid plans for Beas birthday?

>>2816595
cute loli bear

>>2816513
never really hated him, but that entire thread is gold holy shit

>>2816582
What about this creep? He's also that loliconlover fag

>another 2 AM existential crisis

>>2816645
i think the idea that most anons liked/ came up with was something to do with drawing. all of us drawing a beatani?

>>2816651
this kinda makes me afraid of replying to bear in general...

>>2816678
She had nightmares with the crashing of BearCoin

>>2816645
I'm preparing something. But is going to take time and maybe it's not even that impressive. I want to get some opinions about it, but I don't want Bea to see it.

>>2816703
Yeah I will participate if we're going to do this.

>>2816707
just post over the top schizo replies that no one can take seriously and you'll be fine

>>2816703
Is there a way to make an open canvas for all the dads to make a big "Happy birthday" collage

I LOVE MY MENTALLY ILL DAUGHTER

>>2816732
well then we just need to make sure to push it to the moon so it can't crash

>>2816707
Just have dome self awareness bro.
As long as you realize not everything is about you, you shouldn't end up like the vdroid man.

>>2816703
I'm not good but I'll draw something for that

>>2816595
I can't believe Futatani really impregnated Listener-chan...

>>2816838
Crudely drawn MSPaint beatanis are part of the charm.

>>2816707
I feel you man. I am now looking back at my replies and wonder if its just as bad as that guy.

>>2816815
aggie.io sounds like what you're describing

>>2816645
There were a couple of suggestions
>Making an audio of everyone wishing her a happy birtday in our native language
>Everyone singing her outro song together
>Getting Hiroyuki to finally bang her
>Everyone pitching in to make her a drawing /v/ style

>>2816651
Based bear discarding parasocial schizos like its her job.
Is it really so hard to have some self awareness when talking to people online? Just don't be a creep.

>>2816891
>my profile is nothing but replies to Bea shitposts
I'd only been using Twitter to look for fanart of my waifu and nothing else before.

>>2816945
Where's the
>getting beatani to impregnate listener chan?

>listening to Beatani vids on my commute to work
>realize i forgot to take my meds right as she says take your meds
T-thanks

>>2816990
this desu

>>2816953
Imagine the blood rush he felt when he saw the notification of Beatani replying to him. Just to end up getting killed. Hilarious.

>>2816990
>>2817029
I'll add it to the list.

if we do decide to do drawings/other individual creations we should start making/posting them in these threads a few days before so it can all be compiled together day of

>>2816651
I don't know what's worse, a public execution like that or telling him in private.

>>2816945
Commissioning a lot of guro would be a good one.

>>2816979
Oh fuck me I think I have the same profile as you. Normally I keep track of my favorite vtubers manually but because I don't want to give beatani the wrong impression I've started to follow them and retweet theirs tweets and arts from others. Maybe I will also start replying to their tweets.

>>2817110
Remember that Beatani's private messages are for business only, this was just for fun.

>>2817150
Are you me anon? That's exactly what I started to do when she tweeted about going through her followers likes.

>Someone used my Listener-chan card and even tweeted it at Bea
>She seemed to like it
I'm so happy

>>2816979
Bea has a lot of posts where there's nothing to reply to anyway, you're probably fine. I used to comment on most of them as well but stopped.

>>2816651
i only reply to good mornin ones and shitposts with shit i hope i’m not annoying her

>>2816651
Very hazukashiful. I really hope the guy can take it with an open heart.

Beatani's small and red banana...

>>2817177
I messaged her a list of RPGmaker games she might like because of OMORI, I'm sorry...

>>2817226
it’s probably fine as long as you’re being nice and normal .

you are being nice and normal right anon?

>>2816816
>>2816816

>>2817317
That sounds business related, more games to stream

addicted kuma

>>2817319
yes, mostly just nice things.

>>2817226
I'll say that I'm one of the accounts that replies to most of her tweets. But she hasn't thrown me the axe after all time. Maybe because I mostly reply with shitpost. So don't worry.

>>2817410
Now she's going to just to mess with you.

>>2817410
The pic was unrelated btw. Phone posting can be really shit sometimes.

I'm putting all my good faith in the dads browsing this board. I just need to get this off my chest so please bear with my blogpost. heh
They say that what we criticize is a reflection of ourselves, and that kind of belief is something you either agree and live with or ignore and call everyone that agrees a retard.
On the last few hours, however, I realized there's more truth to it than I thought. Whether it was starting to check her twitter more frequently, trying to read them imagining her voice or rewatching her VODs, I found myself getting more and more invested until I realized I was taking a bath at 1 AM.
And today, after waking up, there was something heavy on my chest I couldn't brush off no matter what I tried until now.
For all the goslings, overprotective dads and the like, I want to apologize for referring to them in a derogatory way. Turns out I wasn't being honest with myself.
I'm considering if continuing to watch her is the right thing to do, of course I have enough brain cells to stop myself from doing anything stupid but this is genuinely the first time I feel like this even after more than a year from discovering vtubers.
tldr: be honest with yourselves.

>>2817177
>Only DM Bea with weekly Analytics and tips to explode the YT algorithm
>Got called out for not following her
>Ignore her

Silly bear, maybe later.

>>2817472
anon, just have fun.
don’t over obsess.
we don’t know how long anything in life lasts.
Just enjoy the entertainment,and try not to be over the top about it.
It’s ok to feel this way, what’s not ok and is unhealthy is being obsessive.I need to take this advice as well as i have tweet notifications on.

>>2817472
I'm not proud of my overprotective dad status but you can't help what you are I guess
I just try to keep most of my concernfagging here where she can't tie it back to me

>>2817472
If you feel like your gosling feelings are having a negative impact on your life it's much easier to just limit how much time you spend thinking about and interacting with her and her community. Keep a healthy balance.

>>2817538
why not follow then?

>>2817472
She just hits different anon. I've never felt as invested in another chuba as I'm with her right now. Maybe we should just take a little break from her too, just to avoid turning into turbo-Goslings that even the teammates would kneel to.

>>2817472
Take meds

>>2817623
agreed.
bea is great

>>2817615
He thinks not following her means he hasn't been groomed but we all know the truth.

>>2817449
To that guy in the pic, Jack may be a cringe ass faggot but no need to kick a man when he's down jesus.

>>2817710
That's exactly why I wanted to post with that picture. But I though that pointing it out would just bring more attention to it.

>>2817472
stay safe anon I hope you can indulge your feelings in a healthy way

>>2817615
>>2817709
Balance is necessary anon, for every viewerbase there's a role everyone has to play. It's unhealthy to have every dad give unconditional love to Bea, she MIGHT not deserve it in reality.
The streamer is doomed once it grows spoiled and comfortable with the status quo.

To me, the Beatani experience is the equivalent of supporting my local team. I've only occasionally watched other vtubers before, much like watching matches of teams I'm not invested into. But this bear is the first and only who got me to watch her streams on the regular, and took my SC and membership virginities. I want to see her promote through the leagues of vtubers and I'll make as much noise in the stands as I can. I'm not a gosling, I'm an ultra.
>divegrass analogy

>>2816233
YOU FOOLS
DON'T YOU SEE? SHE TWEETED JUST TO FORCE US TO MAKE A NEW THREAD

>>2817813
There's still an off chance some of these threads are made by the bear herself.

>>2817772
'ate holos
'ate nijis
'ate dogs (not racist just don't like em)

luv windows XP hill
luv meat day
luv me shitpost daughter

simple as

>>2817772
That was actually a really nice analogy anon. We feel her more close to us because she understands the IB culture and interacts directly with us from time to time.

>>2816651
I actually feel a little bad about this, he doesn't seem like a bad guy, just an awkward one

>>2817851
Now I need to see art of her wearing a Celtic kit.

>>2817472
Get fucked, now get in the line.

I think we should only make new threads if:
>Bea has posted her schedule
>She is having a menhera attack
>There's just a few hours left for the next stream
>THE BEAR IS ASLEEP AND WE CAN TALK BEHIND HER BACK

>>2817881
I agree, that's why I think we should leave it there and don't try to mock him.

>>2817930
>23 sleep
Yeah sure.

>>2817930
>She is having a menhera attack
abayo 24/7 general...

>>2817930
>She's having a menhera attack
But anon, that happens almost everyday.

Were the zatsudan videos unlisted for a while or was YT being a bitch not displaying them?

It was cute in the last stream how she doesn't understand why people like her so much when there are so many other cute vtubers who speak english. Bea is has some adorable moments in between the shitposting.
>>2817881
I think she tried to word it as nicely as possible though. We've seen how savage she can be so this was definitely not one of those times.

>>2817955
>She posted a fake schedule on purpose
She's always a step ahead of us

>>2817930
>She is having a menhera attack
so we should always have a thread?

>>2817977
stream archives always take a while to post properly (dunno why, probably just a YT thing)
unless they were straight up unlisted by Beatani for some reason you can still find them in the meantime by checking uploads and going by "past live streams," though chat won't be visible.

>>2817977
Susan and Hiroyuki had to agree on the bears fate.

Why is a menhera girl so cute?

>>2818000
She's not having a menhera attack during sleep?

>>2817881
He had to make an example of someone, poor fucker standed out with his long ass name.

>>2818071

>>2818087
>He
Futatani...

>>2817979
>It was cute in the last stream how she doesn't understand why people like her so much when there are so many other cute vtubers who speak english
I was actually pretty surprised when she brought up the hololive JP girls studying english, I wonder if she doesn't realize that her english is pretty damn decent
Her subs have grown very fast and her membership numbers are really great, so maybe she is in the middle of suffering some kind of imposter syndrome

>>2818071
>Youtube didn't notify me about this
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I HATE THIS FUCKING PLATFORM

>>2818071
Why does Youtube never notify me about community posts? God Dammit Susan

>>2818178
>>2818187
The only community notification I got was from the members only post.

>>2817950
He even upgraded his membership just before the chat stream if I remember correctly lol. I hope he doesn't cancel it just because of what beatani said.

>>2818144
>Her subs have grown very fast and her membership numbers are really great, so maybe she is in the middle of suffering some kind of imposter syndrome
The funny thing with that is that an entertainer isn't measured on some objective skill level so much as how much the audience enjoys themselves. Some anon talked about it before but a vtuber nobody watches could be miles better than any Holo, they just go unnoticed because they aren't lucky enough to get views. The bear found an audience that loves her, though.

>>2818187
it's kinda weird that it only notifies me about members posts but not regular ones
I don't understand this website man

>>2818144
she really did luck out by finding her audience in a bunch of fellow anons
if she went to reddit or whatever before coming here I honestly can't imagine it would have worked out as well. not even because they'd be put off or anything, just because they aren't kindred spirits that can relate to her so easily.

>>2818225
However, she didn't block him. She just told him to behave. It's his decision if he wants to take it the wrong way.

>>2818144
>I was actually pretty surprised when she brought up the hololive JP girls studying english, I wonder if she doesn't realize that her english is pretty damn decent
For real though, she's got better English than any JP holo bar Coco.

>>2818187
I remember getting notified for a post by her once in the past but that was the only time, youtube works in mysterious ways...

>>2818144
I get that other JP chuubas maybe have put in more work on their english studies than Beatani but, she clearly has an aptitude for the language. I hope she stops feeling bad about the others and embraces her talents.

>>2818276
At first when I saw her famous thread I thought she was just gonna turn into /vt/ plaything, playing along just to retain the attention.

Never did I expect her to embrace the shitpost and the culture so quickly, also turning to be way more entertaining. She truly turned out to be promised chuuba.

>>2817979
>It was cute in the last stream how she doesn't understand why people like her so much when there are so many other cute vtubers who speak english.
I thought she was referring to EN vtubers in general, in which case the answer is simple: the large majority of them are just chasing a trend and/or bringing shitty reddit culture on board. Rather than waste efforts looking for diamonds in the rough, people will naturally flock to JP ones, who are much more likely to be on their taste. And Bea scores multiple points:
>is JP
>speaks English
>is into imageboard culture
>is actually fucking talented at a lot of things
>came here, which got her noticed

BEAR CUNNY LOVE

>>2818544
She is both the Christ and the Antichrist of /Vt/. That is why /Yah/ is going to be the first thread to sound the trumpets of the final Yab.

>>2818544
I think a big reason for that is her saying she's been absorbed in JP internet culture for a long time. It turns out JP/EN shitposters have a lot in common for adopting memes and being receptive to learning.

>>2818544
I only hope she doesn't lean into it so hard she hits a growth wall. This isn't the most appealing place and I don't think attracting the average holoposter would be a great direction.

>>2818653
I also do think that she shouldn't rely just on us if she wants to keep growing, but at the same time she seems to be streaming just for fun, so maybe she will be ok with slowing down when she eventually hits the subs wall of this place

>>2818653
>would be a great direction
I think it was made clear by the shitstorm of past threads that we should stop with the micro-mannaging and the concernfaging.

>>2817979
>>2818603
As for other proper bilingual JPs, you've got
>Coco, who's already a money magnet for Hololive
>Pikamee, who was noticed early enough by people to now have an established ground
>everyone else who lacks visibility because they were late to the party, don't have a company backing them, and probably advertised in places that are already saturated with VTs
This place was ripe for the picking.

>>2818603
>the large majority of them are just chasing a trend and/or bringing shitty reddit culture on board
I find this much more to be the case with twitch-only chuubas. YT ones I think are more of a tossup

>>2818653
You haven't realized?
She's stuck with us here, forever

I think we should take Listener-chan's design, rig it and do our own debut.
I'm sorry bear, we don't need you anymore.

>>2818832
>Everyone voices her at the same time

>>2818832
>moe design
>the manliest voice on Earth

>>2818832
Listener-chan is the ultimate GFE. Because she's just like (YOU).

>>2818853
MAN WITH THE SMALLEST BALLS HERE

>>2818850
>it's only Beatani in the chat going UOOOOOOHHHHH and describing how she wants to molest us

>>2818888
impressive digits

I'm going to do my reps, need to catch up with previous beatani streams cuz I was busy.

>>2818925
>Her streams only consist of schizo breakdowns as she argues among her own 33 personalities

>>2818942
Have fun dad.

>>2818953
I like to think she'd magically be good at every game because there'd always be that one anon who is an autistic master of it.

>>2818850
>Listener-chan is somehow more schizo than Beatani
sasuga...

>>2818276
the problem with the virtual youtubers reddit is that it’s all just too fierce competition wise between vtubers without fan content and actual discussion, it’s pretty hard to actually find an actual audience from there.vt/ is superior in the sense where it’s actual fans shitposting having fun and discussing rrats and yabs and the scene in general, which doesn’t happen on the reddit even for the holos. she made the right choice of developing a following and then going to reddit to help boost the post.

I wish she was streaming right now

>>2818925
>Listener-chan is actually disgusted of Beatani's behavior
Kino

>>2819032
First thing that goes through my mind seeing this webm is I miss the old sound of F1 cars.

>>2819018
Imagine if someone in r/Hololive called one of the holos "nigger" in one of their first posts.

>>2819108
i mean vt has its problems, but it’s 4chan and that should be expected

why does listener-chan look so much like the boymoder meme? is this part of HER plan?

>>2819238
what the fuck is a boymoder?

>>2819238
Oh wow, a generic design of a cute black haired girl looks exactly like this other generic design of a cute black haired girl. What a coincidence, right?

>>2819172
And that's what I love about this site, Mr. Nigger.

>>2819293
/lgbt/ meme about trans girls who present androgynous until they can pass better

>>2819293
Not him but from my understanding it's a tranny who's hiding the early physical changes from HRT, i.e. "pretending to be a boy".

>>2819238
That's menhera-chan, though.

The bear is behind every single shitpost of this thread.

>>2819327
>>2819334
that sounds a bit retarded
>>2819324
based

Trannies pls go

Speaking of which, I dread the day when some guy is going to come across her stream and supa asking her to say t**** r*****.

>>2819375
Thanks for the idea.

>>2819375
based going to try that

I think the RFA stream broke something in her brain, since then she's talked about impregnating Listener-chan and how we all look like that.

Any proud dad should look at Listener-chan and not see himself in them. Dads need to be strong and motivating, not some weird skittish tranny

so i can use beatani to pretend i have a human connection and that is closer to me that she actually is to save me from my emotional wreck?

>>2817048
Probably is bit disheartening for him, but some people just have to learn the hard way.

>>2819419
>not wanting to be fucked by your daughter
what are you some sort of faggot?
>>2819427
yes now flush your meds

I wonder how the one mom from these threads is feeling about Listener-chan.

>>2818144
WHEB BAHA THE IMPODTER IS SUS! HAAHAHAH SUSSUSUSJSUSJYOURE SO SUSSY I KNKW YOU TOOK MY FORTNTIE CARD!

>>2819375
I will never understand people who get excited because someone says some words. They don't even need to share an idea. Just repeat words like parrots or indoctrinated schizos.

>>2819478
cringe

>>2819481
I mean people here got excited when she said based.

>>2819478

>>2819472
Is there acutally any % of female audience for Beatani? And if not, why do women don't find this type of content cute and funny?

>>2819419
I think she didn't fully realize just how perverted we collectively were until then. That's why she made us into a cute girl and wants to violate us instead, turning the tables.

>>2819510
AWAY

>>2819505
Was she forced to say it? as in "SAY BASED BEATANI LET'S GOO"?

>>2819526
>Is there acutally any % of female audience for Beatani?
There was someone recording for the Cirno song.

>>2819419
>Knows Bea talks about impregnating Listener-chan
>Still incorrectly labels her as a tranny
oh dear

>>2819526
there is.one is here.not me though.

I wanna put my guma inside Bea's tani, if you catch my drift.

>>2819526
If you go by the Cirno submissions, there is at least one

>>2819548
Are you telling me that one of the voices of that monstrous amalgam shouting "Baaka Baaka", was from a female girl?
Based if true.

>>2819572
>wants to impregnate Listener-chan
>I know that men don't USUALLY get pregnant
anon...

>>2819632
Well yeah, she's impregnating a girl, not a man.

>>2816676
i don't have a problem with loli but
>Wip Vtuber
>Hat kid

>>2819375
tootsie rolls? totally radical?

!

>>2819718
!

>>2819704
trree rrrrat

>>2819718
This can't be right, where is Beatani's cock?

>>2819718
You're playing a dangerous game, and I know it would be foolish to ask you to stop

>>2819481
>why do people get excited over words?
>beatani says cunny
>thread explodes in UUUUOOOOOHHHH

i discovered beatani yesterday and she hasn't left my mind ever since.
am i ogey, bros?

>>2819807
Nope

>>2819625
>>2819600
>>2819548
After hearing some of them I finally found it. Based (actual woman) Dad. But dear god some of you sound like spics.

>>2819807
I'm afraid you have stage 3 Gosling Syndrome, I recommend daily doses of Beatani

>>2819840
I'm from spurdoland, we all sound autistic here...

>>2819742

>>2817472
Goslingposting is fun, i dont think there are people gosling seriously, at least not me.
Just have a healthy fun time with the streams, dont get obsessed.

>>2816513
>>2816651
>saw most of us dislike this dude and have him blocked
>makes him shut up in public
God I love this bear like you wouldn't believe

What are some listener chan being cute moments, fellow dads?

>>2820120
when bea notices listener-chans rare comment and replies to her as well

>>2817472

>>2820120
the cutest so far

>>2820199
holy shit side by side like that it's undeniable

>>2820199
I feel stupid not making this connection earlier,wow.

>>2820199
Oh shit I didn't notice that.

>>2820248
>>2820293
She posted that illustration not even an hour after the post was made

>My likes are mostly Bea for the past days and I even tried to not like everything she tweets
>She likely saw them
>She's watching us right now

>>2820415
I've given up hiding anything from her at this point. I love you Beatani!

>>2820415
It's not like she checks all of our activity, so she will never see I pretty much exclusively like her posts.

>>2820415
May as well throw your @ right now, dad. Make it easier for your daughter to mess with you.

>>2820120
All Listener-chan moments are cute.

>>2820454
she's always watching

>>2820415
same but with less dread

>>2820199
>>2820415
>>2820443
Oh god oh fuck so this is how it begins oh fuck I'm not prepared for this please he

beatani is here, tell her a funny joke

The thigh, and the way she's holding her hair, you have no idea how hard these things are making me. Easily the most erotic piece of art of her out there.

>>2817358
The patient has expressed the belief that she is a bear on the internet. When offered an antipsychotic medication, the patient became enraged and shouted AWAY at the nurse. Staff are advised to use caution with the patient until she takes her meds.

What's the name of this poor crossed eyed bastard?

>>2820520
My follower count

>>2820540
Anonymous

>>2820540
Hobbodad

>>2820540
rest in piss homeless dad
I hope you're shilling our daughter in hell

>>2820540
homeless train station dad san

>>2819718
cute

>>2820540
Pops. He is not Dad or Listener as they have other established canon.

We definitely need more bratty lolidom fanart of Bea

>>2820637
This

https://files.catbox.moe/v02onk.png

I'm thinking of turning this into a little comic / doujin with some more pages, I have the poses in my head and it could be either Beatani fantasizing the whole scenario or a fever dream due to kusuri gone to waste... anyone has suggestion about the scenario?
also Listener chan will be name Risuna on this doujin...

>>2820540
I don't know, but it's clearly based on Hiroyuki.

>>2820657
FFS THIS IS WHAT I FEARED...

>>2820637
The only thing she's dominating now is Listener-chan so unless she's shoving her poor little Listener-chan into cocks that ain't gonna happen anytime soon

>>2820657
AND THERE WE FUCKING GO
IT IS ONLY DOWNHILL FROM HERE

>>2820657

>>2820657
DO IT LET'S GO

>>2820657
Either offpako or chikan would probably work best.

>>2820657
risuna needs to be a mesugaki being put in her place

>>2820657
Bigger

>>2820657
The d*** looks kinda weird, maybe reduce the angle a little.

>>2820657
Futa on male.

>>2820716
>>2820657
Risuna-chan thinks it's a normal meetup, Beatani has other plans.

>>2820657
Needs balls. How is she going to impregnate Risuna?

>>2820773
This.

>>2820687
Doesn't need to include anyone but her to be good. Something like this is great.

>>2820750
>Risuna-chan fell for the rock CDs trap

>>2819891
I think tree rrat and Beatani would be a really cool collab.

>>2820801
I love this pose but I can't get over the oversized head.

Imagine liking Bea and being an artfag, but not liking loli couldn't be me haha...

>>2820816
This would be better

>>2820853
She's a mature 24 (almost 25) year old woman anon, she's just pettan

>>2820853
>not liking loli
This dad is lame. Even your daughter knows better.

>>2820657
There was a time where she wanted to pero herself, meaning there's at least two Beatanis.
You know what would make impregnating Listener-chan easier? Teamwork. Yeah.

>>2820868
I was going to say "but Bea doesn't know Japanese" for a second.

>>2820937
Pops...

>>2820773
Futa magic, don't think too hard about it, let's say she get the cum from the cum dimension...
To be honest I don't really like balls on futa as they get in the way of shots of the vagoo, and it's like I'm just drawing a tranny and I don't like it.
>>2820750
I really like this idea, Risuna chan DM'd Bea for a chance to meet her oshi and things got out of hand
>>2820928
interesting suggestion

>>2820928
>Two futa Beatanis dp-ing Listener-chan
I haven't masturbated to Beatani up until this point, but that might just push me over the edge

>>2820853
You shall bow down to the loli, and guro, and shimakaze-kun, and futa, and mpreg, you have no other option but to bask in the glory of your daughter's machinations.

>>2820937
Dad...

>>2820937
You know she will laugh at you for this.

>>2820657
Fuck me this looks great. Also don't forget to ask Beatani if she "enjoyed" it after posting it. You know for investigative purposes.

>>2820963
Wouldn't that be fapping to Listener-chan more than it would be fapping to Bea?

>>2820474
Why are there 2 beatanis?

>>2821045
To represent her multiple personality disorder.

This has been a weird week for Listener-san

>>2820937
>You will never learn english
>You don't even know japanese

I want Beatani to give me a bear hug

>>2820868
Don't know much about Nene. I think tree rrat would be better because she is also a chan user so they would probably have an easier time bouncing of each other and they are both ESLs. Plus it seems the ID manager really doesn't give a crap on who their talents collab with.

>>2820657
If you are doing the fever dream route I'd recommend the last couple panels have her wake up, and go to the bathroom and wash her hands.

>>2821045
One is actually a boy (girl)

>>2821079
I wonder if it's possible to give Listener-chan a Listener-san costume, maybe as a big mask accessory or something

>>2821079
The dog is going to be pretty pissed off when she finds out
And she always finds out

>>2817194
Your Listener-chan card is really good, I hope you don't mind me using it for guro

>>2820853
i've noticed theres a lot of creative dads.i know there's at least one other fellow designerdad

>>2816233
some1 make this but with bea

>The bear is asleep
>Post funny zatsudan ideas

>>2821301
>some1 make this but with listener-chan
FTFY

Draw Bea choking on dick already

>>2821338
based. i want to suck big bears futanari cock all night and i want to submit to her

>>2821327
Every time she says "yah" she has to take another shot

>Haha funny cunny lmao loli 草 child belly hahaha
Shut the fuck up, I need some mid-20s OL Bea art in my life right now

>>2821365
>Afraid of her search history fucking her over or even doxing her
>She was just searching for fun games to play with us in the zatsudan stream AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOU ARE THE CUTEST BEAR, FUCK.

>>2821382
I don't want Bea to die...

>>2821417
Don't blame us for your insecurities. It doesn't mean you need to age her up because you feel guilty.

>>2816707
>>2816891
It's better when some normal people and a lot of the schizos are hesitant to reply than for everyone to just be boldly dragging their testicles all over the place.

>>2821417
that was already done

>>2819630
She was the last submission IIRC

>>2821417
same, the idea of an old OL who needs to keep using XP because she's too old to figure out new computers is too good to let go

>>2821355
I can. But I shouldn't.

>>2821382
Every time she says "yah" she does a squat. That way, our daughter can get the juiciest thighs and butt posible,

>>2821195
I am against that kinda stuff personally, but I won't stop you.

>>2821485
is this Asashio

>>2821482
Don't make me imagine my daughter's butt

>>2821464
Nice
OLs are great

>>2821482
I like to imagine my daughter's butt

>>2821482
this is a good idea

>>2821501
It's me!

>>2821327
Normal zatsudan but bea is not allowed to verbally abuse her dads.

>>2816953
>>2820008
>>2816651
With this Beatani is cemented in the top 5% of Vtubers when it comes to handling spaghetti monsters online. Especially when you consider that she's Japanese and her fans are foreigners and she's not even speaking her first language. Lots of other Japanese chuubas think they have to pussyfoot around with kaigainikki because they are afraid to be rude to non-Japanese meanwhile here's Bea-chan handing out a nonchalant public castration like this. So ridiculously based. You can tell she's spent a lot of time fucking around on the Internet and different boards.

Remember to stop posting and let the thread die when the bear wakes up. We can't let her know how much we miss her.
And that we are fantasizing about she fucking Listener-chan

>>2821640
I MISS HER A LOT

>>2821640
Before the thread dies I have to say it

I want to fuck Listener-chan more than Bea

>>2821640
Too bad she's only start tweeting after reading this thread.

>>2821664

>>2821640
on this, if any anons make any birthday gifts like drawings 3d renders etc post them in the next threads. i want to compile them all into a little book/ zine thing u can print out or view just as a pdf before the 10th

FUCK SHE'S AWAKE

>Still on the first page
Oh fuck

I really wonder if she feels grossed out that there's actually people watching her that are double her age,if not older.

I think I got the scenario in my mind, let's see, Bea organizes a cosplay review for her audience and also offers help if they DM her, Risuna chan, a listener wants to cosplay Shimakaze but has doubts about it, DMs Bea and they meet outside, Risuna that is btw a hikki neet and faints because she can't stand going out in the sun, Bea decides to take her home and thing spice up from there, what about it? as to why is Bea a futa, let say she take some magical pills that do the deal. Any more ideas? It may or may not ending up being all a dream...

Just how little does this bear sleep at night?

Beatani I don't have any lewd thoughts I just want to go on a picnic together

>>2821800
Naps!

>>2821741
>>2821800
does she really have ADHD? as in diagnosed by a medical profesional?

>>2821782
There doesn't need to be an explanation for her having a dick
Sounds like a doujin anon so I would say it's good. Just don't draw the start for long until the action.

>>2821929
Unless she lied on the stream yah.

>>2818276
>she really did luck out by finding her audience in a bunch of fellow anons
It was a VERY unique and unlikely situation. If it weren't for the first cunny poster and then that absolute lad trying to tell her it meant cute and funny, she'd probably still have like 60 subscribers. Also, her design is really good, otherwise I think even with the humor and unexpected wholesomeness of that thread, there might simply not have been enough people there to spark the frenzy. On top of that she already had a twitter AND guidelines for R18 prepared which was chef's kiss.
>>2818634
Based. You the same YAB prophet I replied to the other day?

Oh wait, I have an amazing idea for a stream
Does Bea know about AI Dungeon?

>>2822023
Oh God that would be nuts.

>>2821957
ADHD can be a pain
hopefully she takes her meds

>>2822023
Now this I gotta see

>>2821929
she has meds for it so what do you think genius?

also meant to /r/ this like forever ago but can we get like a beatani eating clovers, drawfags?
not with like a smug mito expression but in more of a cry cute kinda way
you feel me?

>>2822023
I can already see it. Legendary stream. She should play the dumb version and let her mind fill in the gaps for extra greatness.

>>2822023
>There's a dragon in front of you, what do you do?
>"I want to fuck and impregnate Listener-chan"

>>2822176
>he provided a reference sheet

based commissioner

>>2821365
Jack in the chat

>>2821951
>There doesn't need to be an explanation for her having a dick
Maybe not this time, but someone should definitely make a knock off of 精装追男姐.

>>2822312
cringe

>>2821365
>>2822312
Someone shop someone else instead, like listener-chan or something

>>2822312
Please don't speak ill of the dead.

>>2822323
I'll wait for the Hatsujou Futanari Musume to Mesu Ochi Papa knockoff with Beatani and Listener-kun. I NEED IT

does this hand look ok? i’ve been drawing this hand for days to no avail and i think i finally got it right

>>2816555
shittoposuchingu bea
shitposting bear

Trying to think of another commission idea. Maybe meeting up with Listener-chan then pressuring her into sex, then some months later, Beatani is behind her in pic related whispering into her ear "Now you can't unsubscribe..."
Or maybe something more wholesome like a birthday party on XP hill with Bea blowing out the candles on her cake and dads, moms, brothers, sisters, friends, and Listener-chan are all cheering her on. One of the dads looks suspiciously like Hiroyuki with a mask on. Maybe this could be combined with the birthday wishes vocaroo.

>>2822469
I can't unsee them as Akebono and Michishio.

>>2822519
Looks bretty gud to me

>>2822235
I mean there's like too many good ones
originally I was just thinking of spaghetti-tan

>>2822567
pic related lmao

>>2822519
The pointed part at the base of the thumb looks a bit off. Other than that it looks good.

>>2816651
>>2816513
> Being reprimanded by Beatani!!!!

Got I wish that were me, but I also don't want to be a burden on her.

>>2822469
was that one of the gender bender femdom yuri ones?
cause that's what I need in life

>>2822828
Is the one where The dad gets feminized and fucked by his futa daughter and fucks the whole family taking the dad's place

>>2816651
I don't really remember him spamming that much. Anyone got caps of his most creepest stuff?

>>2823049
it wasn't so much spam just really long and cringe posts

Bea is reading this thread right now while having toast.
But she will rub a quick one and head back to bed. Daijoubu.

>>2823049
It was just cringe, overly familiar chat/posts. His name is also eye-searing.

>>2823184
She does her reps

>>2823184
hope she washes her hands after those reps

>>2823184
Thanks for the updates Bea.

>>2823184
Calm down bear.

>>2823267
I don't think "rub a quick one" is part of her vocab.

>>2822931

>>2823367
It is now

>>2823367
She is doing her reps.

>>2823184
Take your meds, Bea

>>2819548
>>2819600
>>2819630
umm sorry dad, that might be me. my voice turn like female voice in mic. but im 100% male

>>2823724
What do you mean turn female voice in mic? How?

>>2823724
Androgynous dad

>>2823724
CUTE

>>2823792
my voice is very smooth(?) like a boy before puberty, even tho im 24. food delivery or someone from discord frequently mistaking me as a girl

>>2824068
listener-chan...

>>2824068
c-cute

>>2823724
>>2824068
UOOOH!??!?!

>>2823724
>>2824068
cute ESL femdad

>>2824068

>>2824068
>24 as well
>body of a warrior
>smooth and slim hands

Bea could literally build the perfect girlfriend, she just needs to pick the best parts out of her dads.

>>2818953
last I checked there were only like 15 clones
oh god

>>2822519
either show the top of the hand or the bottom, not both.

>>2824068
U-uooh?

>>2819090
rotary braps...
home...

>>2824068
I-is there any chance you would voice Listener-chan's dialogue from >>2820199 ?

>>2824747
this might kill Beatani

>>2824311
we have to start cutting first

>>2824689
Sup /o/

>>2824747
Do it anon dooo iiiit

I'm tempted to change my name so a super long one, as a joke. Would it be too cringy? Would she get it?

>>2824747
woah, that would be embarrassing as hell. half me me feels like (you) are the one who want to heard it the most. might do it later

>>2825141
You know you want to

>>2825141
I'm convinced the bear would enjoy it, thank you if you do give it a shot

>>2825013
don't fall too deep into the rabbit hole, anon.

>>2825013
Usually super long ones are just obnoxious because of all the space they take up. Even if you just type a kusa in chat your message will take up multiple lines. Better something short and clever.

>>2825013
don't bully the dead

>>2825013
do it, name it jake, or something

>>2825013
I think you and that other anon give way too much importance to username lengths, it's just a name unless you go full japanese light novel nobody cares.

>>2819478
>>2817772
>>2817759
>>2817472

>>2825404
薬 AWAY

>>2825404
AWAY

anyone else get nostalgic? I was there on day one.

>>2825540
I remember seeing the thread while browsing /vt/, but I only joined in later.

>>2825540
I'll always remember the "gmi (going to make it)"
Such a powerful sentence

I hope she breaks out of her shell a bit and starts doing collabs I know she seems to like seep and I think that would be a fun one

>>2821780
Anon, she would cream herself if Hiroyuki was watching her, and he's twice her age.

>>2825675
If she likes cute girls she can interact with the loli mouse, I think I saw a lewd fanart about her character with a grizzly bear so there's that (I don't remember her name).

>>2821780
I still don't know how to feel that my daughter's actually older than me
beatani-neechan...

>>2825865
She's older than me for 4 years anon...

>>2825865
She's younger than me by 5 years, which has unfortunate lore implications.

>>2816645
I think I'm gonna make some remix of one of her song most likely. Maybe something simple like music box.

>>2825949
she's a few months younger than me here
it'd be more impressive than horrifying

>all these anonbabies

>all these creepy oldfags

>>2825540
Yes. Especially since I went into that thread expecting to see another poor indie shouting into the void getting three replies before archive. I knew I was witnessing the stuff of legends.

>>2825865
She's older than me, and I don't complain because I like it that way

>>2826112
>getting three replies before archive
That's actually sad...

I got an email from Teespring saying that the order shipped and it's out of a distribution plant just outside Cincinnati, less than a 6 hour drive from me. Despite this, it's going to take at least 5 days to deliver my shirt. I could get a shirt delivered from China fucking faster than that what the hell.

>>2825540
I actually ignored the first few threads because I thought she was just gonna get used and I didn't want to take part in that, but seeing that people stuck around her threads made me change my mind.

>>2826165
Most of them come here with no idea of what this place is like and no interest in it so they fail misserably. Bea on the other hand showed genuine interest and knows places like this.

>>2825865
Beatani is only a year older than me but I like to imagine I'm her little otouto

>>2826112
>getting three replies before archive
Did that actually happen in /vt/?

>>2826224
I also believe in Otouto supremacy.

Any anons here got her merch already? I was curious about the quality of the material

Her using "boku" is what made me fall in love with her, which is silly because she mainly tries to speak English...

>>2826329
I can confirm the mug is decent

Damn that Youtube community post has really good English. The bear has definitely been doing her reps.

wait so considering she made a point of emphasizing her standard level english skills in her twitter description and people like coco inspired people like beatani (I think)
who is beatani gonna inspire? are we gonna have whole generations of elevens that did their reps and are just gonna speak in english normally? are we gonna do our reps and become nip chuubas?

>>2826177
The shipping costs were low at least, right? Nearly a half of the price I paid went into shipping alone. Seriously what in damnation. Their site says it's because they promise speedy deliveries, too, so I guess that was a lie.

>>2826906
>and people like coco inspired people like beatani (I think)
Sometimes I hate cocofags

>>2826973
Why?

>>2826329
Mug here, it's pretty good.

>>2826973
iunno
wasn't it someone

>>2827363
A-anon, are you ok?

>>2827473
yeah or wasn't it like the 2ch dumpster diving thread, is why she's here
isn't that what people keep saying

>>2826906
I started a while ago but she's really pushing me to keep going.

SHE'S AWAKE