/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I wanted to be an idol and it hurts

i dont watch en to care about your japanese wanna-be whores.

>>28241094
Not true
I'm mad about it because Ame won't reply to my DMs even though I'm in StarsEN. I will get her one day

>>28241094
I'm too ugly, untalented, uncharismatic, and an overall failure to event try.
I don't get why everyone's freaking out unless it's an """"Ironic"""" freakout again.

>>28241136
Are male idols successful?

>>28241094
Faggot.

>>28242607
Who even watches males? XD>>28242607

>>28242739
Nijis

>>28241094
I'm mad cause i wanted to get in to fuck the other 3 stars
life is shit

>>28241094
No. I wouldn't want to be part of this shit.
I'm jealous of managers of girls. That's a role I would prefer.

>>28241094
>states fact
Well no shit Sherlock von Eisenstein. Males interacting with idols destroys the fantasy of making the idol yours and yours alone. The entire dynamic is built on this illusion. If you striking on this is somehow insightful then you have a below room temp IQ. No one but cucks want to pay for another man's condoms.
>see Nyanners

>>28241190
>he said with the smug face of a shit eating whore

Wait a minute...if it's totally professional and pure why would I be jealous? Are you implying the only reason EN applied is to get close to the girls??

>>28241094
>watch an idol that uses her 5~years time exclusively for her viewers
vs
>watch another twitch-thot that doesn't really care

I don't see what's so difficult to understand. I'd be like watching your neighbor's wife streaming. Who the fuck wants to do that? That's just twitch tier.

I’m gonna be honest, if somehow I managed to join Stars I would be more than happy even if I never got to collab with the girls, just being part of the “Cover family” gives me a cozy feeling inside
And being friends with my genmates would also be really fun, I’ve never had friends who liked anime and games.

Hey, if they get Max0r or SsethTzeentach, I might actually watch them.

>>28241094
I dropped out after mori DM'd me. It was a tough choice but I feel safer this way

>>28246453
Based and same. Just being part of Cover would be good enough for me, honestly.

>>28246636
>Ugandan man vtuber
it would never fly

>>28241094
>Getting a job
KEK, fuck that. I'll stay a NEET and drain social security forever. Fuck society.

>>28241094
but it is me

>>28241094
?? You're stupid as fuck. I'd never want that shit, sounds like you're projecting

>>28241094
Yeah, I wanted to meet Roberu

>>28242607
They are in korea.

>>28246745
Nips are antisemites after all.

>>28243121
Imagine being this clueless

>>28246745
Hey, Max0r would, but a guy can dream, right ?

>>28241094
If the Stars are like Rio and Roberu, I'll watch them. Those two are actually really funny and inject a lot into their collabs without ever forcing weird shit with girls

Man, I'm kinda jealous, yes. But I'm not mad, I want to see the EN bros play some cool games(FPS/RTS and shit) that the girls usually don't play. That feeling will still be valid until I get on the second male wave ;)

>>28247609
I doubt any of the guys will try flirting with the girls if they collab.

>>28247671
>second male wave
>have aroud 2 years to become a successful indie vtuber until then if you start right now
I'm doing it, bros!

>>28241190
I KNEEL KOBOFAGS

>>28241094
An ugly woman from discord made this thread fucking disgusting, just wash your pussy cunt.

>>28246636
>implying cover would ever hire a guy who literally puts stealth images on his videos asking Watame and Fauna to marry him
lol

I'm just here to fuck your oshi. Long dick style.

>>28241190
Learn English first if you’re going to trashtalk in English. Until then, know your place in this world, monkey.

>>28248548
Like I said, a guy can dream.

If those men start talking to Fauna offstream I might lose my mind

>>28241094
No, I have 0 interest in being an entertainer..

>>28241094
Only a true cuck would immediately think about a vtuber being in a relationship with another man just for collaborating with them. I'm not a cuck and I'm not mad about having new friends to add some variety to our holoEN family.

Yeah I am mad because of
>>28246935

my english sucks and i have no experience as a streamer so guess i wasn't cut for it

>>28242274
You can pretend to be gay and make it your whole personality, just like the purple fag from noctis.

>>28241094
I'm pretending to be mad because it makes for something fun to post about. In reality, I easily abandoned faith in EN3 and threw myself into the archive of a whore to feel better. I actually forgot she even existed, but now I'm completely satisfied.

Let Niji and Holo have their women fanbases. All that did was break the curse and liberate me from my expectations.

>>28241094
dont use my oshi to shitpost you nigger

>>28241094
I'm not jealous, I have the real deal

>>28255341
your oshi is my mom and I can post my mom as much as I want

>>28248767
>English is literally my second language

i would like to see you try and correct my sentence then , filthy pagpag chef.

>>28256351
Indog fuck off, We only those in Manila you have those everywhere

>>28241094
NO. I'm mad about them cause all they're going to do is drag down HoloEn and cover's too dumb to even realise this.

>>28256810
Jesus Christ... You can't just mash words and expect them to make a coherent sentence Cebuanofaggot

>>28256810
Go back to GT or deepL and try again, I believe in you!

>>28243057
>announce boyfriend
>absolutely kill your income
Woman moment

>>28241094
I would never want to be a vtuber kek. It's the exact opposite of my personality.

I'll admit that I wish I could be making that kind of money

>>28242739
35 year old women

>>28241094
I mean, I’m not mad myself but I do kind of wish I had the charisma to be a vtuber and join HolostarsEN. If nothing else I’d love to bring some attention to the games I love like For Honor, Iron Harvest, and Them’s Fightin’ Herds. Naturally it’s be a huge boon if I could hang out with the girls tol and get them into it.

>>28258564
I'm sorry but if those are the games you'll be streaming, not only will the girls never collab with your 2view ass, the guys will rape correct you into playing Apex and Valorant

>>28258608
I’d be willing to try Apex since I did love Titanfall 2, but I will shit out my most acidic crap if they think they can butt fuck me into playing OverwatchClone2.

>>28241094
nah, I just want to watch cute girls being goofy. If I wanted to watch a male streamer I'd watch someone funny like jerma

>>28258835
So, what's the problem? Can't you just not watch them?

>>28241094
100%
I was so close to getting in but I demanded that Tetsuo Hara be my Illustration artist but they laughed at me and blocked me after.

I was so close to getting in and to fuck Ina

>>28241094
I'm not sure I could handle the streaming life. I would rather work at UPS (during peak season) then bend over backwards to entertain you faggots. At least there I would be getting a workout.

>>28262628
you wouldn't be entertaining us retards, instead you'd have to pander to schizo fujos which is arguably even worse

>>28241094
>people complain about anything related to female chuubas
>we are all seething 2view femanons
>people complain about male chuubas
>we are all seething 2view male anons
Yes, I am sure that 80% of this board that could barely speak english if it came down to it, applied for holostars or whatever the fuck the new male gen is called.