/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Soon we'll get our Dino Gura Plushies, then we can rub the tummy for real.

Gura likes little girls.
Not stinky old men.
Accept it.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>28226248
rubrubrubrubrub

Cat shark best shark

>>28226248
>>28226299
Next year I will be rubbing that tummy for real.

I love Gura she is a miracle of the universe

Remember. Today Gura chose to cunnypost.

>>28226622
with your dick?

>>28226144
I want Gura wife, then I can rub her cunny for real

>>28226689

gurass

chumbuds our oshi has no breasts...

>>28226689
can't wait to see one of you fags put a fleshlight into the dino gura plush.

>>28226873
God I love her so much

>>28226873
I see two perfectly sized breasts on her.

>>28226873
chumbuds our oshi wants breasts...

>>28226873
... and that's a good thing.

>>28227010
she can use ame's

>>28227010
>no males
>no breaks
>no breasts
Are we the baddies?

>>28227010

>>28226950
Imma doit

>>28227158
just remember, you can't pull the same shit that gura fuckplush anon did, you have to post yourself fucking it.

Gura has already chatted it up with the boys in Discord

>>28226950
what's the point if they won't post a pic after use

>>28226873
Gura wanted us to know this was the most important thing to see today.

>>28227314
>>28227282
Alright, fuck it AND show it after cumming inside.

>>28227315
It's great finally talking to my Gura-senpai!

Never forget.

>>28227315
nigger they get almost half a year of prep time, of course they have.

>>28227539

https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/28223911/#28224566

>>28227835
>mod forgot to drop his mod tag
top kek, also why the fuck does this matter here, /ggg/ is a gura thread and focuses on a single, female, vtuber.

>>28227835
Ogey, but what does this have to do with Gura?

>>28227962
That was in global he's just sharing the laughs here.

>>28227835
Kek.
Even the fucking mods samefag.

>>28228106
alright, understandable.

>>28227835
not Gura related retard

>>28227835
SharkMeido..? Is that you..?

>>28228485
He's dead anon

When is this terrible drought over?

gura will have a pacifier attached to her model next stream

>>28228485
anon... it's time to let go...

>>28228637
I just was hoping maybe it was a ruse...

>>28227315
>>28227457
>>28227548
Even assuming the same discord, which seems unlikely with blabermouth chicken, Mumei said that she never got to talk to myth once predebut. All the council girls only had access to IRyS on discord and not to myth

>>28228661
do it gura. you know you want to. and do lots of babytalk

>>28228661
She'll attach a popsicle for succy asmr!

G

>>28228724
It's a separate branch, of course it's a different discord. Anyone talking about them chatting together behind the scenes is an obvious shitposter

I love her more than anything!

>>28229209
damn, it must suck not being able to love that much, considering I still love her more than you.

Gurass

>>28229371
I'm sure that sounded better in your head

>>28224393
>>28224446
>>28224566

You're such a fucking idiot, not only did you embarrass yourself but you embarrassed all chumbuds.

>>28229400
rubrubrubrubrub

>>28229738
Who?

>>28230210
my dick...

official news for Hololive summer is back
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1547853793601015808

Gura's 1 mil wish was for Hololive summer to come back.

>>28230515
What if there's no EN representation in Holo Summer because Cover truly do hate us.

>>28230515
Is this their peace offering? The Holos are going to give us their bodies, so we don't have to worry about the homostars.

>>28230618
it doesn't matter if there is or isn't, the swimsuit art will flow and zero doujins will be made

>>28230618
Hey, don't be greedy. Next you'll be asking cover to let them stream instead of dumping more homework on them.

>>28230766
>implying Gura doesn't like the homework
Most of the time anyway. She obviously didn't like that taiko shill.

>>28230618
If they tell Gura she can't be a part of Hololive summer for legal reasons I promise you I will kill at least some of management

>>28230703
We'll have to make them ourselves. Personally, I'm going to draw the merged Gigashrimp doujins, I'm pretty sure that's what Gura wants to use for herself.

>>28230515
unless they go back to Ame, EN can't participate because they need to use the 3D models

>>28230903
We're getting a somewhat frilly but mostly covering swimsuit, Genshin style.

>>28230951
All I ask for is Gura tummy.

>>28230987
All I ask for is Gura tummy, Gura hair, Gurass, Gura chest, Gura armpits, Gura feet, Gura thighs, and Gura.

>>28230600
I believe this rrat

>>28230943
I'll apologize and kneel if they've been working on Hololive Summer this whole time.
Otherwise, riot.

>>28230943
Retardchama..... They can use the models with their VR gear

>>28228661
>turn on Matsuri
Oh that's why you made that post.

chumbabies memory holed this
https://youtu.be/i3LGQfRa6Kg?t=5331

i don't think i have enough hopium for EN getting bikinis...

>>28232763
I actually did memory hole that one a little bit. I don't think you understand how hard that one hit me right in the nutbladder, and here you are reminding me.

>>28232838
not the copypasta the not wanting to be a baby part

>>28226873
>>28227539
>>28230210
I will always and forever love the loli shark

>>28232763
I was thinking about that recently, actually! I love tsunderes.

>>28227125
"Me ne frego" - Gura

>>28232776
Cover can't be that cruel to us, surely...

>>28232776
>>28233026
Gura can't get a bikini because it's illegal obviously!!!

Which artist would you pick for a daki art? Post art examples.

>>28233227
Alright, I'll post it again. Although it might be interesting to see Nacho's.

>>28232776
>>28233026
They don't have access to the studio still (sorry Ame your's doesn't count for official stuff) there's no way they get swimsuits

>>28226873
>>28227539
She was dropping us hints... She WILL be part of Hololive Summer...

>>28233227
i want Nacho's, nobody else
i want my wife to look the most accurate possible
also the way Nacho draws skin makes them look super soft

>>28230951
Her 2021 bday merch was literally bikini art they should be able to do that at least

>>28233227
Kanyapyi

>>28233437
i will trust in her hints...

Summer Shark's gonna get wild!

>>28234569
this outfit is the best.

>>28234051
>pixiv filename without the _p1
for what purpose

I BELIEVE IN GURA!! SHE WONT BETRAY US RIGHT GUYS? haha...
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME I HATE BEING AN ASPIE I HATE SOCIAL INTERACTION I HATE EVERYONE! WHY DO I PANIC WHEN A WOMAN CALLS ME NICE THINGS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY DO I FEEL LIKE SHIT EVERY DAY WHY WHY WHY GURA IS THE ONLY THING I HAVE THE ONLY 3D I EVER LIKED IS DEAD MY CHEST HURTS BUT I WANNA BELIEVE I WANNA BELIEVE I WANNA BELIEVE IN HER JUST IN HER IF NOT I DONT WOULDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY SHITTY LIFE I CANT FUCKING SLEEP
ADHIGOHSDFIOGCSBWRTHIOCWRTYUIOCQWRQVBIWRVTQUIL W FUCK!
sorry i'm just stressed...

>>28234827
This is bringing out some really pathetic larps.

>>28234785
...you know what, idk. One day I started doing it for some reason and I never stopped

>>28234916
can you stop? it's mildly inconvenient because I can't click the little pixiv link 4chanx gives to pixiv images.

>Walking along the beach.
>See this creature by herself
What do?

Ina and Sana cover drop on Gura usual time tonight, so I guess no stream.

>>28235130
first, I'm not going to be walking along the beach. open spaces scare me so I'd be sticking to a wall somewhere. but if I spotted her I'd stare at her from a distance

>>28234898
i'm not larping man... i just panic easily sorry to bother

>>28234977
I had no idea that's even a thing lel

>>28235130
Yell racial slurs until I get tackled by another chumbud

Did you guys hear that Gura is attending SawCon premiering at my house?

>>28235370
Yeah I heard I'm providing the nuts

NOOOO, NOT MY PURE, INNOCENT OSHI, SHE WOULD NEVER INTERACT WITH MALES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0LvZ3SFzL4

I for one can't wait until Gura collabs with the HomoENs, who is with me?

Fuck off tourists if you belonged here you'd be worried that she's overworked.

Soon I hope

Holo summer T u T

>>28235778
Fuck off

>>28235280
Cripplechama... no one is buying your larp

>>28235280
anon, just take the cuckpill... then nothing will bother you anymore

At least it will filter retards, so it's a good thing.

Why is every post in this thread getting nuked?

>>28236158
Sure, let's filter 80% of the fanbase including most paypigs because idol culture bad

>>28236228
retard

Gura?
More like.
Cute-ra. amirite?
high five.

>>28226873
hot

sex

>>28236610
gura's sexy abs

Gura can probably live the rest of her life comfortably with how much she's made, now is the perfect opportunity to show her true self. Anyone who's watched HER knows how much fun she had playing with males and she obviously doesn't give a fuck about her gachikoi beyond their wallets. It's honestly amazing how some of you have deluded yourself into believing that a person can change this much in a couple of years and that she was different now even though she is still friends with the males she used to stream with.

>>28236610
I am also ok with this swimsuit T u T

>>28237091

>>28237091
if the holosummer thing happens I'll bet gura's swimsuit will be super safe, probably a one piece with a skirt, but I'll still goom regardless

>>28237180
I am fine ss long as I can see her tights

>>28236931
hewo

>>28237252
I mean you can see them in pretty much every outfit

>>28236569
Go commit die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq0UJ2Z1vS0

Cunny. T u T

>>28236315
The percentage is way off but still the sentiment of the post isn't wrong. Trannies and normies hate idol culture and will do anything to get rid of it.

Looks like I'm the last chumbud as expected. I will marry a Gura if there are no valid objections within 10 minutes.

>>28238599
I don't object but I will mating press your wife.

>>28238599
sorry anon she's already mine

>>28238599
Not so fast

>>28238596
I don't think it's that bad if there is one or two collab a year (won't be more anyway, she only collab more than that with SNOT).
Just look at jp that have collab with homo like Fubuki or Suisei, it hasn't affect much their viewer.

So yeah I think he is a retard over his statement.

"Hello, chumbie~<3 It's your favorite Oshi, Gawr! Get in, the water's aaaall fine."

>>28238877
I agree but I'd rather there are none, ever. She is mine.

>>28239126
stfu and take this

>>28238656
rubrubrubrubrub

I love Gura!

>>28240436
Not as much as I do tho

>>28240597
Stfu

so is holo summer a jp only thing?

I hate men. I've spent my entire life feeling inferior to every male around me, and now you want me to sit here and let my favourite escapism that I've ever experienced get ruined by more interesting and successful males than me. I'm going to murder someone

>>28240910
just jerk off to it like the rest of us

>>28240910
Cripplechama...

>>28240882
We don't know yet I think.

J*U is holosummer really coming back?

>>28241196
Maybe. There is apparently a site for it, but that is not really a hard confirmation.

>>28240910
Looks like you are closered gay. You should embrace who you are and live a happier life. Also, this is a Gura thread, not a place to vent your insecurities, cripplechama.

>>28241295
no, it has been confirmed
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1547853793601015808

>>28236610
i love gawr cunny just as much as i love gura cunny

>>28241454
How about Gabby cunny?

>>28241445
Ah, cool then.

>>28241445
you know, if the webpage list wasn't leaked in june you would think someone at cover saw the leak here last night and just decided to announce them

Overflowing with loliness

Is gura today?

would you let gawr rape you if it meant having a broken pelvis and bite wounds requiring stitches?

>>28241858
Absolutely

>>28241849
Ina/Sana cover on Gura time so no stream today.

>>28241858
I will let her whatever she want to do.
Gawr is part of gura and gura is the whole universe for me.

Feels good having an oshi who loves us and puts us first.

>>28237755
Oh wow it's Nya-Gawr

>>28241948
Maybe she will do members-stream

>member streams are monthly now
>I'll have to watch her interact with a bunch of annoying faggots
I guess is over, I'll cancel the membership and go back to anime and videogames

>>28242670
I have a feeling she was saving up a love bomb for after the news dropped to allay us.

rate it

At least give the EN girls 2D bikini outfits cover....jesas...

>>28243527
she looks like she's about to cry...

>>28243527
Cute, ngl.

>>28243527
R...rub?

>>28243527

chumbies i took the cuckpill as soon as i saw amesame and i'm fine with Gura streaming with males, i have the high ground as you all are suffering for no reason

>>28243527
TuT

>>28243527
this bitch still looks filtered to hell and like an alien

>>28245118
She's an adult, how else is she going to make herself look like a child ready for dick

>>28245295

Goodness I love Gura

>>28243527
I rate it 3DPD

>>28241849
gura is everyday

bend over chumbie

>>28246540
Yea Gura

>>28246540
I need Gura's massive futa cock in my little boypussy

>>28229400
Gonna goose it

I'm in love with Gura!

How we feeling today chumbros? Her last stream was so good I'm not missing her too much yet. Some of you shit on minecraft but it's a great game for a mix of zatsu and gameplay that makes for funny moments.

>>28247209
She declared her love for me with her succy again, so I can't complain.

i just want whatever is robbing us of streams to be over asap

>>28247209
I will never get tired of Minecraft and the bullshit she talks about during it.

She should do a member stream of playing with that png thing today

>>28247418
Gura's popularity?

>>28247209
Since we have a reason for no streams I'm doing fine, but I'm actually expecting something today

>>28247561
there's always a reason for no streams

>>28247534
In this case it looks like a bunch of Holos got slammed with projects last minute. Mumei, Reine, and Kiara have all mentioned it that I know of.

>>28247970
Are these projects forced shilling for HomoEN?

>>28247418
You want HoloSummer to be over asap? Gayest thing said all thread

>>28248381
summer themed streams maybe? i don't see why forced homo collabs (i doubt this will even happen) would take much prep from the girls

Reminder to let her know you don't want males randomly popping into her streams. Don't let HoloEN be ruined like NijiEN was

Do you guys think cover is ever going to let up on loading down their top talent with hololive homework?

>>28248765
if there's one thing you can count on managers to do, it's to learn exactly all the wrong things from everything that happens in hololive.

>>28248752
Anon, NijiEN was already like that before the males came. They already popped into each other’s streams all the time, it had nothing to do with the males. Also the only openVC stuff Gura has done is Minecraft and they won’t be allowed on the server

>All these doomposts thinking idolfag Gura is going to jeopardize it just to play some shitty games with 4view males

Do you think Gura would enjoy watching Miku hang out with males with cuck undertones before every concert? Come on she knows shes basically Miku to her fans and acts accordingly.

>>28248765
Not if she keeps printing them money from it

>>28248381
Probably either Holo Summer, or stuff for Sana's graduation if I had to guess.

>>28249272
Official doritos swimsuit SOON

>>28249537
Three bandaids swimsuit incoming

>having confirmed male friends IRL is okay
>retweeting announcement of coworkers is too much
Why are you like this?

>>28249639
Just nude swimsuit on the horizon

>>28249667
Projecting that anyone joining holostars EN would be like anyone here, doing it just to fuck their oshi.
Odds are 0 of them would join, or be accepted, with such shallow motivations

>>28249727
>people can't lie

>>28249047
The realist in me thinks it's ridiculous that she would never interact with coworkers in the same region but I'm ready to kneel through the floor if she has minimal interaction with them.

>>28249047
She is going to be put in an awkward position where some of her genmates and council collab with the males and there is none of the JP cultural precedent to hide behind as a reason not to do it.
I agree she knows her fans and has skirted around any issues like this so far, but she is also a kind person who I honestly do not believe will just cold shoulder the entire branch of men and ignore every collab begging comment/superchat.
So regardless of whether she enjoys it or not I think she absolutely will collab with the males at some point.

>>28250110
>All of Tempus are chumbies from /here/
>Each time one of them tries to make a move the others cockblock him
perfetto

>>28250319
I'll win handily, the others are weak.

>>28241745
Those leaks didn't get attention. It's the equivalent of leaking a little bit of pee and having no one notice vs dripping wet and having to audibly wipe it up on stream.

>>28249667
Is delusional to think these girls don't have male friends IRL, the interactions becoming part of the content is the annoying part

>>28250657
they got some attention but there was no proof it was real.
what was leaked in june was pretty much the same as what was leaked yesterday
>>28194554
>>26718368

okay I see nendo pictures, where's the cum. I was promised jars and cum and I see neither

It's over chumbuds, the cuckold era is coming

>>28251450
embrace it chumbud, end the suffering she will never even chat with you or me accept the reality

Post timestamps of Gura picking wedgies that nobody noticed.

looks like gura will never play cities skylines
>>28250904

>>28251736
now there's a throwaway mail alias if i've ever seen one

>>28251736
Well not like she would have it anyway, so who care.

>>28251736
Gura doesn't strike me as the city builder type, anyway

Chumbies I have something important to show you
https://litter.catbox.moe/znnppu.png
>not Gura
>not even a holo
close enough just enjoy

>>28252024
/uoh/ global is right there, anon

Gura will acknowledge the males. It's only a matter of time now. She will call them handsome. She will schedule a collab with them.

>>28252024
hey thats towa's mama

>>28252024
thanks friend

>>28252148
yes chumby embrace the cuckpill its inevitable at this point

>>28252024
someone should tell her that her nipples are out!

>>28252148
I know we are in for incessant cuckposting for the foreseeable future but I honestly don't care if she has male friends offstream, I don't want my oshi to be isolated and miserable and give up pre holo friendships - but onstream I have absolutely no desire to watch her banter with men, I trust her to keep it professional and be aware of her fans feelings but I still just don't want to see it desu.
Never thought I would end up like this but here we are I fell for an internet shark hard enough to actually be jealous at the prospect of other men spending time with her and making her laugh.

Based japs

>>28252723
Same, If I have to wait for like 2-3 days of no stream only for the return stream to be a male Collab I'll be actually annoyed, and I already get when she spams too many council collabs

>>28252848
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Where's my nendo amiami you fucking slant eye'd nips

I'm so tired, work sucks. I really really hope we get some Gura tonight. I need some relaxation before having to go back to that nightmare.

>>28252848
How many months before someone shares a picture with a jar full of actual coom? Maybe a group of people will collab together to fill it faster.

>>28252848
That cap doesn't look properly secured.

>>28253019
Ideally they'll be doing progress reports the whole time.

>>28253196
I guess he hasn't started to fill it so there is no need to secure it.

>>28251736
You dont even need to make an account to play lmao

>>28252024
THIS! This is kind of outfit I wanted Gura to have, but have the tiger stripes on her tail too and call her a tiger shark.

>>28253421
moot...

>>28251736
Dumb chicken.

>>28253421
nice one gookmoot

>>28253421
MOOOOOOOOOOOT

>>28251793
I mean it makes sense to assign random numbers. If they didn't fans would spam the obvious names

>>28253421
Nice fucking website, moot

>>28253421

>>28253421
Am I too new? Why is everyone saying this is moot

>>28254011
>Am I too new
yeah

>>28254011
I've been around since 2005 and i have no idea what that is, granted i always avoided the less savory boards.

>>28254148
>I've been around since 2005
X Doubt

>>28254148
Newfag, I've been here since 1998.

>>28254011
Way too new
>>28254148
Kill yourself redditor

>Gura collabs with males once a month
>Never flirts with them and asks chat not to ship her with them
Would you accept this outcome?

>>28254417
no

>>28254417
Gura can't even collab with her genmates once a month lmao at these hypotheticals

>>28254417
I simply skip the male collabs. I doubt she'd even do them once a month

>>28254417
I imagine there will never be a 1-on-1 male collab and the only way she collabs is if it’s a bigger group collab. And she gets quiet in those anyway

>>28254417
The most I'll accept is 2 forced collabs per year (no 1 on 1 and no off collabs)

Knowing Gura, she will only talk about this on a member stream and vaguely tell us that she understands how we feel and there's nothing we should worry about. She loves her gachi, she wouldn't betray us even if management forces her to collab with males.

>>28254236
It was whenever CD Kitten was doing the rounds on /b/, which may or may not be 2005 but it's around the early years.

>>28254417
It will probably happen like this and probably less often than once a month too, as for whether I can accept it, idk I will see how much it hurts when it happens.

>>28253421
Are you fucking kidding me?
I didn't do anything! Fix your fucking website, I posted a Gura!

>>28254417
No I will not accept a single collab neither solo or in a group

>>28254417
no faggot, im not willing to give non-chumbud fujos a fucking inch when it comes to MY oshi

>>28254417
If she collabs with a male before she collabs with Irys, I will feel very tired

>>28254686
anon the fujos feel the same way about the boys, they aren't the problem

>>28254658
ANON LOVE

>>28254750
Fujos and gachis are united in the same way the American Nazis supported the Nation of Islam.

>>28254767
I just wanted to post about my sexy tiger shark wife..

>big chumbud gets into TempleOS homo gen
>will never collab with Gura
>she will never acknowledge him
that would be kind of sad

>>28254824
Deadbeat mods banning people for calling Gura sexy and cute

>>28254826
no it wouldn't, real chumbuds know how she operates.

>>28254417
all male streamers are bad
>would you accept a reduced degradation of stream quality for no reason
no

>>28254826
I doubt any of these guys will actually admit to have an oshi

Gura's going to collab with the men as mandated by cover's collaboration quotas. You should all drop her now, it's over
I, on the other hand, will be the last chumbud

SHAAAARK

>>28254417
No, I don't want her to interact with them at all. No collab, no music, no discord chat, no tweets, nothing at all. If she does I will drop her and most likely hololive as a whole.

You know she isn't collabing with them, right?

>>28254898
your mistake is expecting english male vtubers to have any sense of decorum

Gura cute hsark cute look Gura shark cute

>>28254941
They’ve never forced males to collab with their talents and there’s been no indication they’ve forced Gura to collab with any of the female members either. Management is retarded but I think this fear is unfounded. Mori would be more likely to be pushing collabs

>>28254826
nah they just applied to attention whore and potentially get easy money for low hours of work

>>28254941
>collab quotas
gura is a 2nd year, look at ayame; holos can turn down whatever they want when they're big enough. management might grudge them for it but the girl makes too much money for them to stop supporting her

Most of Gura's gachikoi are male, she knows how we feel about the Homos and won't collab with them except for management mandated group collabs.

reminder that dino gura is not for rubbing
rubbing dino gura is a federal crime and will be punished

>>28255283
I will goose dino Gura

>>28254678
Be a realist, you think the first new branch of males under the same company with the same language are going to just be left to flounder by the girls with zero interaction?
Gura has said in the past she is happy to collab within Hololive, people can cope and say that stars are separate enough not to count but I just don't believe for a second that the small ecosystem of en talents we currently have are just going to freeze out an entire branch, I don't believe Gura will do it, and Ame's savior instincts will kick in probably day one if they don't do well and nothing needs to be said about Mori - that's a foregone conclusion.
There will be pressure from within and without to collab, it's inevitable.

>>28255369
I want to goose those thighs

>>28255283
You'll never catch me.

>>28254417
No, that means they talk all the time and plan collabs more often than anyone else.

>>28255283
Jokes on you, I have no money for one

Some of you people are retarded

>>28254417
No. I don't want to see it, I don't want to hear about it, and I don't wand to lose a stream.

>>28254981
She is contractually obligated to.

>>28255692
Some of them are pretending to be retarded.

>>28255283
It's not crime if I'm not caught.
>>28255692
Just like my oshi.

>>28254981
she will interact with them every day, they'll get too see anything she says privately on the discord server.
It's over.

>>28255827
rubrubrubrubrub

>>28255389
Regardless of the possibility I trust Gura to have a good head on her shoulders and that she understands how public perception will sour on her if she committed such action.

>>28256067
she doesn't care

>>28256067
I trust Gura to be a total professional and make it as painless as possible for her fans but I'm not delude myself into thinking it won't happen

See you at tonight's stream fellow chumbababbababbaibebies
Make sure you're ready to goooooom

>>28254826
She'll never talk about them on stream but she will talk to them behind the scenes

>>28256258
I'm always ready except for during my 5 minute cooldown

>>28254417
No, no males at all. Fucking cuck

>>28256325
>5 minutes
Weak

>>28256258
Not without my nendo.

>>28256143
>>28256167
Okay, you can keep your opinions but I see no point to discuss this any further.

>>28256425
there's nothing to discuss, HoloEN is ruined

What if we just killed ALL men?

>>28256516
I've been advocating for this for years

>>28256516
can i go first?

>>28256516
I'll go first!

>>28256516
I say all you guys go first. I swear as the last chumbud to do myself in.

>>28256516
Shark papa... brother shark...

>>28256516
Excellent idea

>>28256602
>grabbed Gura's butt
At the end of the day they are just another threat to Gura's purity

does Gura think chubi can grab her butt? he doesn't have thumbs but maybe hse thought of it anyway

>>28256553
We know, Kronii.

>>28256704
Chubi probably claws or bites her butt while chasing her up the stairs

>>28256970
He's more after those feet. She's short but not so short that he can jump at her butt while she's going upstairs.

Reminder that Chuubi gets to bury his face in Gura's armpit whenever he wants

>>28257106
Lucky bastard

>>28257106
After the men so goes the cats. She must not be sullied by any being

>>28257106
Lucky fuck

>>28257106
Fuck you Chubi. Stop gloating.

>>28256516
So you're going to kill every chumbud?

>>28257106
FUCK YOU, CHUUBI.

>>28256599
>Implying there aren't fembuds

>>28257631
You better DM nudes to Gura. She wants them.

>>28257631
ywnbaw

>>28257820
Not talking about myself /pol/fag

I love Gura more than any of you

>>28257951
t. me

What if we kill all women?

>>28258096
Gay kissy sex and mpreg will save the human race from extinction.

>>28257631
well yeah, every time gura says something vaguely gay they freak out because the natural conclusion is that she definitely wants your smelly fembud snatch in her face

What if we all just died?
Shed this mortal coil, relinquish life.
Let's just move on.

>>28258358
We will become ethereal and manifest into the gigashrimp as has been foretold.

>>28258317
this is what i believe

>>28258317
That's true but she also wants my sweaty smelly balls in her face, so it evens out.

>>28258096
rubrubrubrubrub

gura new music when
get to work you lazy fucking shark

>>28258096
Guess you're my onahole now. With no women around someone is going to have to heat up my dick might as well be the guy who asked the question.

>>28258749
gura believes in kill your darlings so she'll be canning both year old projects this week

>>28258749
>Fart Shark written by Calliope Mori

>>28258749
She's busy scrapping the current rendition of her next original song

>>28258958
and when it's finished manager-san will scrap that one

>>28258907
She knows Gura so well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8hiq_IVZjs&t=3430

>>28258749
She's just laughing at the brown nephillim's music.

>>28259005
She should listen to it, it's actually pretty good

>>28259005
It's pretty good. Gura should consider working with the same people (and steer clear of whoever worked on Mori's songs where she sings).

>>28259053
>>28259223
irystokek's brown hands typed this

>>28259300
I barely even watch IRyS. I just listened to her new thing and it sounded pretty decent

>>28258749
still looking for a producer that knows how to work with a Banjo