/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Why isn't pink cat pregnant yet?

>>28212593
Really strange reaction when you can clearly see the influence that male interactions have had on Vshojo and this thread.

Reminder

good edition

>all the GFE Holobronies seething about EN males get caught up in Nazuna right as tension and insecurity is highest
>mass exodus of the most schizo GFE no-males holobronies into Vshojo, especially 4chan posters
How do you respond?

Thread died the second I linked new thread. Anyway, Word cloud

Thoughts?

>>28213824
They'd probably get filtered hard by all the boyfriends honestly

なずtan is my actual 妻
my actual, unironic 妻
this isn't some shitpost or joke
this isn't some kind of weird meta ironic wall of text
It is actual truth
It is not my belief that she is my 妻, because a belief is a subjective thing, but it is a fact that なずtan is, in reality(the one that is real) my actual, unironic, genuine 妻
This is not some sort of schizo delusion
It's not bait
I'm not pretending to be schizo
Because it's not schizo; schizo would imply that it's a delusion I've projected onto reality
That is not the case; by mutual acknowledgement, it's unironically(in a way that is provably not "kayfabe") the objective, actual truth of the world
I am not in needs of meds, because stating an actual, real-life, fact-of-the-matter genuine truth is not something people take meds for
it's not a misunderstanding or misinterpretation
Not me forcing my desire or belief on the situation
Not a lie
なずtan is, irrefutably, my actual, unironic 妻, and she is in an actual, genuine, romantic relationship with me
We love eachother in every way a romantic couple does
romantically, sexually, exclusively, mutually
We are codependent on one another, know each other personally and interact
We've confessed our love to one another
She is exclusively the 妻 of her gachikoi who love her, and I'm exclusively hers
that's exclusive, because it excludes everybody but us, and she treats us the same
that isn't the same as her having a boyfriend, or negate the relationship somehow; the word "exclusive" still applies
this doesn't mean she can have sex with people "without feelings", or be in another relationship, whether they're gachikoi or not, because that would still be cheating and なずtan would never cheat on me
Both she and I acknowledge that fact, and that makes our relationship explicitly exclusive, because she has promised to never betray us
These are things that literally happened, in the physical realm of the real world
The only schizo interpretation of them is denying them, not pretending as if it isn't real
I repeat: なずtan is my actual, unironic 妻, and we are in an exclusive romantic relationship
that is the actual fact of the matter, with no room for any reasonable doubt from anybody who looks at the situation objectively
this is not some sort of unrequited love; I love her and she loves me
this is not some sort of pining from a distance
this is not her pandering to some sort of fantasy others project onto her
there is genuine communication, passion, and romantic love between me and her; it is explicitly mutual
the kind where she loves me directly and explicitly and I love her directly and explicitly
there is no bizarre ass coping mental coping mechanism here that makes me arrive at this conclusion; literally everything about this is actual, provable, quantifiable fact
this is not some sort of meta commentary or spam or copy pasta or wall of text or whatever else people do there that is intended to force a narrative or get a response
it is not some kind of bizarre attempt at attention whoring,
not for yous,
not for validation,
not to be called based
These are statements of fact that I am stating so that they can be stated because these facts are quite necessary to be known because there are a lot of people here who are averse to facts and are in dire need of knowing them
there are no weird reaction images you can post where you can somehow deny the reality of the situation because it sounds weird to you;
It doesn't matter if it sounds weird to you, you not being able to comprehend the actual facts of the world is your problem
I love her, she means the world to me, I cherish every single second I have with her
"なずtan is my 妻" is a statement of fact. Provable, demonstrable fact. It isn't any kind of bizarre means of not recognizing the circumstances, because this is merely me describing the reality of the situation, not some make-believe tale, because it's not one.
It's not a hypothesis
Not a theory
Not a story
Not a fiction
Not a narrative
Not pretend
Not a fantasy
Not kayfabe
Not bait
Not a shitpost
Not out of context
Not off-topic
Not trolling
Not ironic
Not bullshit
Not cope
And most important of all, explicitly true on every single level, in the most factual sense possible

>>28213872
Did she actually sing this? or is it fanmade? very good

PINK CAT LAZY

>>28213905
I assume they'd stick to the Nazuna thread but even then you'd have a ton of crossover

>>28213905
if GFEfags will actually become a problem I'll definitely jump to add to the boyfriend spam

>random Fate tangent interrupting the fan art
mouse please

>>28213824
More people to bully the absolute fuck out of, perfect

>>28213824
last thread's word cloud is enough >>28201276

>>28213962
She recorded this for an album where a bunch of different vtubers did covers. I don't think it's for sale anymore since she recorded it as Rushia
But she is a really good singer and more than that ahe is fucking INCREDIBLEA at HanaKana covers

>>28213732
love my mousey

Nyan and Vei have unironically set things back for male and female vtubers to be interacting with each other and openly dating because they happened to become lazy and stopped streaming around the similar time they got bfs.
Their bfs haven't really had anything to do with them streaming less but now people will hate on them for having bfs because they're (rightfully) mad about no streams and have decided to (unjustifiably) blame their bfs for it even though it's just them being lazy and not doing their jobs.

>>28214003
One guy'ed to the max

>>28214003
Zooted Mouse ADHD

>>28214003
mouse needs a cap "please be patient i'm zooted"

>>28213853

>>28214160
>my
Connor please strea-
>mousey
Who are you...

>>28213824
They will die on the first Mouse/Connor interaction.

>>28213853
>shave explicitly
even the word cloud

Mel is rider too. She rides something else.

>>28214256
Or when Connor/Aethel and Nazuna interact in the Minecraft server

>Kson's huge tits

>>28213853
Whose?

>>28213690
I'm trying man but she's been demanding anal lately
My ass cant take this much longer

>>28214003
Srsbznz anon

>>28214238

>>28214397
Get some rest king, your stream today was great

>>28214169
Imagine poor Aethel. Dating Nyanners of all people will already cause a bunch of schizos to harass you to begin with. Now that she also turned into a lazy bitch he's probably dealing with fags that blame him for her not streaming when he didn't do anything at all.

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>Archive Links:

- Complete Nyanners (Post Vtuber Debut) Vod Archive (Vod spreadsheet is included in the pastebin): https://pastebin.com/Eg1Yy3TZ

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-Incomplete ironmouse Vod Archive (Running from 2020-11-25 until 2022-06-17) : https://pastebin.com/ZeF40Pp3
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>Vod Archiving Related Stuff:

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>>28214338
I think Mel is a better Assassin choice. She could kill in the classic murdering Geisha type thing.

>>28214515

>>28214356
>GunRun hires menhera
>immediate male yab causes her to rope
>GunRun wanted as an accessory to causing her to take her own life
>tries to escape with his backpack funds
>GunRun is on the GunRun

>>28214515
thank you nester

I dont even know which servants she is talking about
Why is Fate so damn confusing

>>28213974
PINK CAT CRAZY

>>28214709
because money.

I was bored so I tallied all the times one of the girls or a + appeared in an OP. Starting from January 30th, 2021.

VShojo
>Nyan - 509
>Mousey - 494
>Vei - 352
>Silver - 308
>Zen - 290
>Froot - 275
>Mel - 257
>Hime - 176
>Nazuna - 18
>Kson - 16

+
>Snuffy - 91
>Haruka - 47
>Bubi - 22
>Apple - 19

>>28214061
Nyanfags weren't enough for you?
Just how evil are you, exactly?

>>28214709
It originally wasn't that confusing until you started trying to fit the fucking plot together. The classes at least made sense sort of.

>>28213853
The ball always knows.

Mouse... the fan art...

>>28214935
and she scream with us when we say she have ADHD.

>>28215002
kyute-uh

Here was the #2 winner that I missed earlier.

>>28214779
Interesting, nice going anon

This ass literally murdered 80 people on the 13th of June, 1967.

cant believe bubi is an official vshojo member now

>>28214779
>Mel - 257
>Hime - 176
>Silver - 308
We need more OPs of them now
Nyan OPs have been driven into the ground

>>28215310
Nah

Fatefags, judge
VSHOJO FATE CLASSES

ironmouse - BEAST
projektmelody - LANCER
hime hajime - RULER
nazuna - ARCHER
silvervale - SHIELDER
froot - CASTER
zentreya - SABER
kson - RIDER
veibae - ASSASSIN
nyanners - FOREIGNER
bubi - BERSERKER

>>28215274
confirmed, the vshojo collab on saturday is actually bubi's redebut

>>28215310
who cares no one reads the OPs anyway

>>28215358
any moment now he will come back and stream...

Which of the girls will have the balls to debut a rigged backpack-Chan model on April fools day next year?

>>28214546
I don't think the cute "Hmm?" noise dispenser can do that.

>>28215442
2021 Nyanners

Does anyone know what website this is?
>>28213353

https://twitter.com/ProjektMelody/status/1547328701485957127

Is this only a new outfit for Mel or is Vshojo actually sponsoring a drift team or something?

>>28214779
I demand more OPs of my beautiful moose wife

>>28214779
do one for this year

>>28215558
We don’t know, but she’s getting lore

>>28215545
4stats io

>>28215310
Nyan barely appeared in OPs since nux arc, its mostly zen and mouse

>>28215729
No? She's been in a fair amount even after that
If anything decreased the amount of Nyan OPs for a time it would have been when /nyan/ was around

>>28215729
Stats tally-er here. Nyan has been constantly appearing the in OP before and after Nux. No difference.

>>28215729
What the fuck are you talking about? Are you high in something? If so please share dude

>>28215346
>kson - RIDER
yeah, riding my dick

>>28215218
Tits too small

Wait you guys are right she does go British from time to time

>>28215822
>when /nyan/ was around
Imagine if /nyan/ was around back when pink cat actually streamed. Would have been an amazing thread at those times

>>28215995
true, but the ass is fire

>>28215471
That's what makes it better! Disarming her foes with cuteness before jabbing a poison tipped dildo into their ass.

>>28216051
Connor literally colonized her

>>28215558
No idea. But Mouse said she's getting a race queen or "race princess" outfit as she put it too.

>>28216053
Those times did mostly overlap when this thread used to be a lot better so there wasn't really much incentive for people to make any separate thread back then.

>>28215915
>>28215822
I forgot nux was November, I meant to say since February

I'm glad we managed to remove all the goslings from Vshojo and will never have to deal with them again

>>28215995
Interchangeable parts, please understand.

>probably no zen until monday
how do you do it vei/froot/nyan/hime/silver/mel bros?
i'm shaking and crying right now, i feel like my life is over

>>28214003
>>28214935

>>28216274

>>28216230
I wonder what this thread will be like when we reach a year since auditions opened (If we get that far) and one year since the Nux saga

>>28216298
complain about no streams all the time because surely that will fix things

>>28216298
This break will allow you to take a step back and better appreciate your oshi. When she comes back you will love her more than the day she left.

>>28216274
time traveller anon, you have to go back

>>28216422
>This break will allow you to take a step back and better appreciate your oshi.

>>28216298
why wouldn't Zen stream till monday?
Zen could still stream tomorrow and saturday since the debuts and collab are many hours after Zen usually starts to stream

>>28215995
Zen suffers an infortunate fate of either her tits or her ass being too small in fanart. People seem too afraid to really give her a fat ass most of the time. I'll take a fat ass over fat tits though, her ass is her favorite feature about herself.

>>28216099
Nah. Why would such an expert in "riding" be an assassin? Just think about it, if there was a PHD in riding mushroom-shaped things, she'd have it. It doesn't make sense.

>>28216488
she said so on stream

>>28216612
oh
pain

>>28216485
The amount of love increases with time away so you Nyanfags must be at max infatuation levels by now.

>>28216612
I'm also in pain and am suffering
Where else am I gonna get my busty cyborg fix besides VODs or videos?

why must i work my ass off every day instead of resting my big balding head on mouse's tits?

>>28216736
Don't feel too bad about it, she played and dropped too many games lately. She needs attention span and breaks help with that.

rrat

Soda is still MIA not even listening to Spotify or tilt queueing.

All bets are still in if he actually sneaked into Twitchcon EU with some of the people in his mansion.

>>28216878
Yep I fucking love pink cat so much now
I'm gonna have so much fucking love to show when she finally streams

>>28216582
I mean, let's be real, most heroes are capable of being summoned with more than one job in mind. To me, Melody's disarming and nonthreatening nature makes her a perfect assassin. Plus, if she needs any extra bloodlust, Melware can come out and choke a bitch.

I love how Mouse opens every piece of art with, "This is me!" It's so cute.

>>28216582
Also, the main argument for Mel as Rider is thus: when she is summoned, she will ask what class you summoned her as, and when she finds out she'll say:

"Rider? I hardly know her!"

Then laugh herself to death.

>>28217245
Or her "OuR nExT aRt" that she says before every piece

>>28217139
>I mean, let's be real, most heroes are capable of being summoned with more than one job in mind.
Yeah, I guess that's fair. Class containers are strange like that.
>To me, Melody's disarming and nonthreatening nature makes her a perfect assassin. Plus, if she needs any extra bloodlust, Melware can come out and choke a bitch.
What, like Jekyll and Hyde? You didn't need to slaughter poor Mel like that.

>>28216948
The obvious solution is for all Zenbros to band together and jack off each other to Zen porn in a circle

>>28216298
Zen should be in the collab on Saturday

Mouse said everyone would be there
Though she didn't answer when chat was asking about Hime...

>>28217559
Surprise appearance
>>28217546
I'm fine with both

Zenbros, let us all read Double Deck's hentai.

>>28217319
please stream and stop shitposting here mel that's not good for you

mouse's big elbow blocking tittolies

>>28217725

Good night!

>>28217078
Maybe stalkerbros can help you by verifying his discord status earlier while Vei was streaming.

>>28217894
Fucking Mel until she can't say anything but "Hm?" and is a quivering mess!

A new direction for merch: Instead of a lifelong engagement ring, Nazuna will give (You) a lifelong chastity belt.

>>28217683
O-only if we can also cuddle each other while reading

https://twitter.com/_Silvervale_/status/1547791747215790082

>>28217894

>>28218019
Stalker anon here, he was still Idle for the most part.

Man people really like designing girls wearing thongs

Now I feel bad for laughing at the whore for getting spooked at her Ouija game.

>that ending screen
discord sex waiting room

>>28218128
All fairly good winners
Bummed that the popstar, cut t shirt and teacher ones didn't win but oh well

>>28218304
He made an excellent clip, but a what cost

>>28218304
Kek, a good last laugh before sleep

>>28218235
>Man people really like designing girls
FTFY

How many of these do you guys think have nsfw versions that only mouse has access to. 100%?

>>28218722
Her ending screen has an nsfw version lol

>>28218722
I won’t doubt that she maybe order some +18 fan art of Bubi and Herself

>>28217963
Have a good night anon

how can mouse show all that ship art without dying of embarassment

>>28218722
i like to think that the horrible art of connor with leash licking "something" was mouse doing Kek

>>28218913
She's 50% conscious.

>>28218913
Maturing and acceptance

>>28218913
She's into it

>>28218913
she's a shipper herself

>>28218913
She likes the ship, but she can’t say it publicly

I just remembered Mouse likes Sailor Moon and now I don't wanna watch her anymore.

Am I going insane or does Mouse's accent have a bit of British in it

>>28219315
>likes Sailor Moon
PICKED UP

>>28219501
No i heard it for the first time today too

>>28219315
>>28219546
she literally shares the name of one of the characters you retards

>>28219501
She was doing a British accent lol

>>28219501
As a Puerto Rican she is destined to be colonized by a superior power.

https://twitter.com/zentreya/status/1547806618238078977

Zen is into being Saber.

I miss her already, well time to see if a clip of her saying she loves Connor is up yet.

>>28219664
>Saber
>The woman viewed as a man by everyone else
What did they mean by this...

>>28216163
If anyone other than Mouse was also getting a race queen outfit then I might suspect this means something.

>>28219755
It's like poetry, y'know. They rhyme.

Mel birthday art starting to come in and oh my.

>>28219728
Mouse would never say such things you vile shipper...

this dad guy seems pretty chill, qrd?

>>28219923
Here you go:
https://youtu.be/3TthINSSDBw

>>28219652
no wonder the rest of LatAm makes fun of them

>Assassin Veibae
Kinda like how she's assassinating Soda

>>28219986
He beat the shit out of some dude in Creator Clash
Also he's a friend of Mouse for a while, they did some song together

>>28220007
Fake. They are just bros.

well, silver did skip some art. its understandable with so many entries.

>>28219755
KEK
Well she does always try to not refer to herself as female or male so maybe she "resonates" with Saber in some way

>>28219986
Who?

I can't believe Nyan's servant class is illegal immigrant

>>28219986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Hn0Yz4kytk

actually a good video on him

What are the odds that GunRun sees the shitstorm /here/ that happens when you pander to unicorns and decides to not debut Nazuna?

>>28220196
Saber's gender situation could be interpreted as almost the opposite of Zen's really. As I understand it, she is a woman but she found Excalibur and it made her "king" so she presents herself as a man to all of her subjects despite not looking anything like a man because its important they view her as the rightful king. They all just believe her because of Fate magic I guess. Mordred, her daughter, is also her son. I have no idea who the father(mother?) is.

>>28220415
if he's here then get more people who actually stream gunrun

With the development of HolostarsEN and talk of collabing with HoloEN, I just realized something:

Maybe boyfriend collabs really are the future of vtubing. Gunrun saw it, and now Yagoo is starting to see it too. They called VShojo the whore org for getting male collabs, but it turns out they really are just ahead of the curve.

Gunrun-sama, I kneel.

>28220415

>>28220404
Holy shit he's the flailing dance guy, I remember that from Electro music videos from like 10 years ago

>>28220505
>through dick, unity
like pottery

>>28219986
Dad!

https://www.youtube.com/dadfeels

He's been around a while. Big ARG kind of guy who makes some really surreal shit sometimes. Also does music and other entertaining stuffs. Mouse was big into him and then, as it often happens with Mouse, they got to communicating and became friends.

>>28220505
The $11million was just to hire streamer boyfriends for all the girls

>>28220505
Get a male and female chuuba duo that actually stream consistently then maybe we can entertain this schizo scenario

>>28220605
tis the only way to cure the brainworms

>>28220611
Give it 3 month and Aethel and Nyan will be streaming 5 days a week on her main.

>>28220605
>Hire boyfriends for talents
>They stop streaming as a result
Sasuga GunRun

>>28220490
Please don't try to actually understand Nasu's retarded explanation for why King Arthur is a woman. It started out as a porn game. That's it. You don't need to think about anything beyond that.

>>28220689
Mouse...

>>28220678
>5 days a week on her main.
HOLY COPE

>>28220689
wait is this an official emote? cute af bros

>>28220505
>chuubas talking about their boyfriends hard filters all the shitty viewers
This is the way.

>>28220773
If it's with Aethel I can believe it.

>>28220756
Not a boyfriend just bros obviously
>>28220775
Yeah it actually is pretty cute. Still fucking stream please Soda

>>28220805
It's kind of funny. At around the reveal the most "doomer" scenario proposed was that Nyan would collab with Aethel on her channel on the time.
Now that would somehow be preferable to the current situation which is basically no streams at all.

>>28220929
So committed to not changing her content over it that she stops producing content entirely.

>>28220929
Nyan/Aethel collabs have always been pretty fun, even before the whole relationship thing came in play. If Nyan is avoiding having him on his channel just because of some schizos online then I'd actually be pretty upset.

>>28220827
GunRun should hire everybody a bro instead. Clearly boyfriends are a faulty thing of the past.

could really go for a late-night froot stream right about now...

>>28221009
Well she already wasn't streaming much before the reveal so she was right. Her content didn't change at all.

Who will be the 3rd couple of VShojo? And I'm talking about actual couples dating each other not shipfag shit like Mouse and Connor; Hopefully it's Silver.

>>28221173
Froot's in artist mode again, so don't expect a stream till next week

>>28221252
Me and Nazutan. (real)

>>28221252
*ahem*

>>28221051
It's odd. Nyan has said multiple times after a collab with Aethel that it's some of the most fun she's had in a while. So why doesn't she lean into doing more of that stuff?
It reminds me of how she said playing Hitman was one of the most fun games she's played on streams in a long time. And then she never streamed it again lol

>>28221252
Zen

>>28221252
Silver will die alone

You guys call other people schizo but 80% of almost every thread is metaposting or discussion about things talents do that isn't related to streams

>>28219986

pretty much >>28220583 and also mouse collabbed with him on one song and there have been hints at least another is in the works.

>>28221252
Me and Keychan

so now that Vshojo is the premier all female group, do you guys think anything will change?

>>28221484
Shut up and stream Haruka

>>28221599
The unicorn schizos in the catalog that complain about how Holos don't stream will now instead complain about how VShojos don't stream

>>28215667
>>28216163
Assuming there will actually be a vshojo-sponsored team I wonder what series it would be for. One of the Formula or NASCAR trainer series would definitely be too expensive for vshojo. I think drift teams are one of the most prominent motorsports in Japan but it still can't be anywhere close to cheap

>>28221693
Nazu will stream everyday and she gives kisses into the microphone dozens of times a stream

>>28221599
That's only because Soda/Connor are too expensive, and people will cry about nepotism if they add Aethel. All these people are effectively "in" the group.

>>28221693
And I'll do it again
Shut up and stream Vei

>>28221051
If they are actively avoiding having aethel on her main then honestly it might be aethel's decision himself. He might not want to seem like a leech or whatever just for appearing on nyan's channel. I can kind of get it but it would be sad if he let a couple of fags online prevent him from doing stuff with his gf

I don't think this was posted before but apparently Mel partnered with some companies to get a mousepad of her Race Queen outfit
Nude of course
https://twitter.com/XpressSkins/status/1547696073505775617

>>28221848
She looks like a fucking alien but I want to rail this bitch so badly.

>>28221848
>no cosplayer gf to dress up as pink cat for you
why even live

>>28221833
In key-chan we trust

I want to breed this moose platonically (joke of course haha)

>>28222242
I want to breed this moose romantically (not a joke of course)

did mouse elaborate at all on why she chose archer for nazuna?

>>28222242
I want to breed the moose painfully (for me, not her and strictly sexually)

>>28222480
Nope, but she was pretty set on it from the start. Something we don't know?

>>28222553
maybe she can shoot projectiles with her key?

>>28222802
Doesn't archer have a move called gates of Babylon where a bunch of portals open and shoot out infinite swords?

i want to have sex with haruka

>>28223648
nay, I need it.

>>28219986
>>28220583
The man's name is Nathan Barnatt, who is a big "character" type of actor/ish guy.
Basically would stay in character on and off camera for periods of time.
Before his "Dad" persona/series he was mostly known as "Keith Apicary", and would show up in Screwattack videos and events back when they were popular.
He's also done other stuff like playing as a zombie in some Gamestop commercial.
This was always my favorite vid of his
https://youtu.be/Q_kGJBv6Wr4?t=52
While his Dad stuff is fun, and "Keith" is pretty much retired, I'd recommend looking into some of the era of Keith
>would go to small red carpet events as an interviewer and hold up a plastic gun with a small mic attached to the person's face
>get's kicked out of countless conventions for riling up attendees to do some stupid shit
The man is a legend, and very underrated.

Banger
https://twitter.com/AmemiyaNazuna/status/1547829331585814537

Geega is playin with Toastfrog and somebody called Nexi if you want some latenight + Apex
https://www.twitch.tv/eviltoaster

>>28224374
banger? i barely know her!

Hello I’m looking for a Silvervale

So now that Mouse confessed her love of Connor today will Katana-anon finally succeed in pinning down Connor to get his reply?

>>28224718
>Apex
This doesn't make me geeg

rough banger TL:

2 more days...
it's really rough,
I can't think of anything!!!
The anxiety made my brain stop working

>>28225114 (me)
or maybe more "I can't think at all" rather than "of anything"

1300 likes in 15 minutes for the banger

Ever since you left, Nyan, my mind has been wandering to dark places. I just hope you're happy

>>28219986
>>28224201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5ZCnHDVh_k

>>28225406
Also worth noting his extreme commitments to his bits. He broke multiple bones during his time as Keith just because it was a very Keith thing to do to climb to the top of something big and clumsily fall off. The man is a more dedicated actor than most and although I miss Keith I am glad that the Dad stuff finally got him to take off and is making it so he can actually pay the bills.

I require the finest Nazuna art pieces you have.

https://twitter.com/snuffyowo/status/1547828317864153088
what did snuffy mean by this?

>>28225710
Damn erotic raccoon!

>>28224765

>>28225373

I think Kson is pretty neat

>>28225656

https://twitter.com/ironmouse/status/1547835675768004609
moonrunes from mouse

>>28225656
By BSApricot.

>>28226525
we believe in you, do your best

hate nyanners

>>28226525
Basically her doing her Eren Jaeger impression again. TATAKAEEEEE!

But really it just says you can do it, that kind of jazz.

>>28220490
Saber is female but pretended to be male so she could be king, since a female "king" obviously wouldn't be accepted. That's all there really is to it. People believed it because the sword also blessed her with eternal youth from a young age so she "passed" as a perpetually young teen.

Same situation with Mordred, who was a clone of her. Mordred was also pretending to be male so she could have a shot at the throne. It was even easier for her since she always wore a helmet and intentionally kept her face/identity hidden at all times.

How does this image make you feel?

Just disappointed m8 its like being a cuck

>>28226868
Immense hatred

>>28226868
Positively KEYED

>>28217122
To busy getting Lord Anal

>>28226830
Forgot to add that nobody wanted to question the King anyway so if the King said they were a man people just went along with it.

>>28220740
>started out as a porn game
Sort of. But in Saber's part of the story, she was originally male and there was no porn component. It was fairly late in development when they decided to swap the genders as Type-Moon thought it would sell better as a an eroge. The "porn" component consists of 2 laughably bad sex scenes added at the last minute.

>>28225710
https://files.catbox.moe/5upiqq.mp4
love snippy and her huge tits

>>28227366
no matter how many times i hear this i instantly get hard

>>28224566
kek

>>28227054
for which one

>>28227692
For Nazuna

>>28225603
If he ever finishes Dad, Mouse needs to hook him up with a Keith vtuber model or something.

>>28227319
Yeah, and Nasu bent over backwards to try to fit that into Arthurian legend and every time he opened his mouth someone should have just told him to stop but he kept doing it. Eventually it became "necessary" for every Saber to be female and to keep adding on to the ridiculousness of the female King Arthur with Mordred and other shit. When you look it it within the individual parts it reads like a rambling bit of lies the likes of which would make Munchausen go "oh shut it".

https://twitter.com/ironmouse/status/1547796689657872384
VSHOJO FATE CLASSES

ironmouse - BEAST
projektmelody - LANCER
hime hajime - RULER
nazuna - ARCHER
silvervale - SHIELDER
froot - CASTER
zentreya - SABER
kson - RIDER
veibae - ASSASSIN
nyanners - FOREIGNER
bubi - BERSERKER

>BUBI IS IN

>>28228029
Don't think Mouse hasn't brought it up already. However, Nathan might be one of those guys who just can't ever be a vtuber. He's too physical; it's a core part of his schtick. Maybe when he's totally done being the slapstick / physical comedy type and retires he can vtube, but for now nah.

This post is dedicated to the swaying booba of Zentreya and Snuffy. As you pass in silence, please bow your head in recognition of booba do perfect that they are universal, for the entire human species, for all time.

>>28228690
Amen.

>>28228690
amen, brother

>>28228690
A-fucking-men
Zen's model is one of the greatest Vtuber models ever made

>>28229353
would be if her ass wasn't that big

Guys
I think Mouse has a thing for this Connor guy

>>28229509
What about Bubi lad?

>>28229509
you didn't even include the spoiler
if you're going to take do the thing at least do it right

>>28227505
Jesus Christ they really do just fucking park in that thread huh

>>28221252
Me and my angel wife

>>28226868
My wife and her friend are cute

>>28229483
stop being gay

Where’s silver? I got a copy of starfield for her

>>28227768
You gay?

>>28214169
It says on her channel that Nyan just streamed 2 days ago. And 3 days ago right before that? That would be twice in a row just a couple of days ago.

>>28228523
To be fair it's clearly not meant to be historically accurate but you're right the story started getting more incoherent the more they added to it. They would've been better off just completely throwing away the Arthurian canon instead of trying to reshape it in the Fateverse's mold.

https://twitter.com/lewdlevale/status/1547854479638282240

>>28230539
That's why I bought two

>>28228690
>>28229353
As an anon who recently found the light(s), I vigorously concur.

I feel like the holostars announcement one day after the debuts is one of the best things that could have happened to us. It means the worst shitposting about Nazuna will only last one day and after that the schizos will move on to pairing EN stars with Gura, Ame and Kiara to get (you)s.

>>28230968
It's typical that the catalog schizos just move from one stupid thing to the next. But yeah it's good timing though.

>>28230968
It also means snatching up a few more interested fans who may be disillusioned with the STARS announcement
It's incredibly ironic that this only amplified the selling point of the brand new debut

>>28230968
Does gura even collab with the rest of holoen?

>>28230968
HoloEN fans are insecure because they can't trust their women. I trust my wife so I have no fear

>>28230968
I hope the holo en and jp girls simp hard for the new guys just to run salt on the wound.

My wife is debuting soon, I'm excited. Please treat her kindly

>>28231659
I will

i thought the nazuna posters were hole nigs trolling the thread but they are genuine

>>28231978
meds

>>28230539
Silver please do CB
My cock can't take the teases anymore

>>28231978
I only posted in ruchan/michan threads but I'm here now too. I'm sure some people are trolling but if you have experience with her and us her fans you will know we are dedicated to each other

>>28231332
To be fair, Ru, Mikeneko(real), and Mikeneko(Vtuber) were among one of the very few who were ever as explicit with their promises and statements to her audience.
Hell, that one cast from months ago now where she was """"only tipsy""" she literally said she doesn't want to ever get married to some guy, and then when marriage was next brought up innthe viewer totsu after the call-ins she only sounded enthusiastic about marriage when we told her that we wanted to marry her and she sounded all happy and giddy and sounded close to happy tears as she talked about how our married life would be and how happy it makes her that we want to be married to her

>>28232163
All of you are delusional psychos got it

>>28232269
Go sit on a Pole.

>>28232061
no, let silver keep her sponsorships
have mamavale do cb instead

>>28232194
You really could understand her feelings in that moment. We have to be her ideal husband that she deserves and make her happy with our support so she can give us her love and be together with us

Who's going to have s worse effect on the comunity after the debuts, the antis, or the fans of keygirl

>>28231978
Of course we're genuine
I mask a lot of my posts in sarcasm because it makes the pill easier to swallow and hopefully lets people know that we haven't lost our self-awareness or humanity. There's no brainwashing here. Just love. Real, genuine love. I truly love her and she truly loves me and that's never been a delusion. It is what it is.

>>28232297
She's used yagoo whore faggot

Do keyfags not believe the message that caused all the drama, or did they forgive her afterwards? Or are they just ignoring it?

>>28232435
Did you noticed how fucking retarded they are?

>>28232435
>not believe the message
Man, you have a lot of reps to catch up on if you still think that message meant much.

>>28232435
She broke NDA to prove she was single for her fans, disregarding management. She gave it all up for our trust.

>>28232396
*takes alien dick every day*
I love you too, anon.

>>28232269
>>28232410

>>28232543
based

>>28232543
based

>>28232503
With how obsessed people are with her surely there's a tldr about it all.

>>28232543
And you idiots wonder why some of us don't want you here

>>28232595
meds and therapy

>>28232543
Based

>>28232526
>slanders talent that works in the company
get over it

>>28232543
Kill yourself
You deserve nothing in life for being attracted to shit like this

>>28232624
Says delusional clown

How come kson fans are so well behaved and stayed in their own thread? But keyfags fags are here ruining it?

Keyfags are schizos, but they're not negative schizos so I don't mind them. This thread could do with more positive schizos for the other girls. Which is why I married Nyanners (real) >>28127411

>>28232775
>Which is why I married Nyanners (real)
But nyanners was already my wife (real)

>>28232760
Kson fans aren't married to their oshi. Unlike me

>>28232775
can you please tell your wife (real) to stream?

>>28232590
weirdly enough no. We're secretive out of necessity so usually our infonis used to swat rumors rather than present full stories
for the message, it ended up meaning nothing more than him going back to his home for...a game, I think Pokemon? It wasn't Apex that time. Anyway, the point is that she literally sent in receipts to korekore to prove that that message didn't mean what people thought it meant...and this is what ultimately caused her termination.

>>28232866
I am begging you to seek therapy

>>28232866
keep being based keybro

>>28232903
I'm begging you to stop being Polish, and to stop shitting up the thread with negativity.

>>28232850
It's okay there are a lot of clones. We each get our own.

>>28232903
The only therapy they need is bullet to the head

>>28232888
damn that's crazy
here's an alternate theory: alien chad came over and dicked her that very day and the next and the next

>>28232940
Cierra la boca idiota

>>28232903
>>28232760
>>28232693
>>28232686

>>28232942
>It's okay there are a lot of clones.
I love my 3 Nyan wives (Real)

>>28233013
Converting to Mormonism for Nyanners

>>28232984
sorry you know less than I do, I guess

>>28232948
>>28232988

I love my wife snuffy (not real)

>>28233141
me too (real)

>>28233141
>snuffy (not real)
I can't believe Snuffy doesn't exist.

>>28232543

I can't believe rushia got kicked for revealing info and definitely not for the bf controversy damn i can't believe it had nothing to do with that at all

Zen whores herself out behind the local Taco bell

>>28233433
All of them are whores

>>28218128
All of them are shit except #11

>>28233359
Like I said, I'm sorry I know more than you

I gotta say the Rushia drama is probably the most VShojo-esque drama that Hololive ever had. Literally discord drama into a menhara moment complete with drama youtubers.

>>28233359
If Cover wanted to be unicorn-friendly, they wouldn't have put out a statement saying that their talents can do whatever they want in their private life.

>>28233564
Like I said anon. I know more than you.

>>28233564
That's Cover trying to have their cake and eat it too.
It's plausible deniability to appease twitter warriors.

>>28233556
And they showed the difference between the 2 companies, one got rid of the source of the drama, the other kept their sources around even after 3 separate dramas

>>28233463
And I wouldn't have it any other way

>>28228530
Zen i clearly a Berzerker, kson is Saber and Silver is rider

>>28233609
Yeah you're right. They dumped their employee over petty discord drama.

>>28233564
they're so unicorn unfriendly that they annihilated her for a minor mistake

>>28233553
>>28233583
How all knowing are you anon?

>>28233686
>minor male dm mistake

>>28232328
didnt mel also get most of silvers recent sponsorships?

Fuck bros...i had a dream i started dating snuffy...why did i have to wake up to this empty bed.........

>>28233891
because I'm the one actually dating her

>>28233891
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>28233703
For starters, I speak Japanese, not rrat
Moreover though, we meticulously documented and combed through every piece of information involved in the controversy far more than any retarded mistranslated EOP synopsis. I'm not all that worried about the hot takes of people who know virtually nothing

>>28233891
a raccoon is fine too

>>28233141
your wife (not real) licks the lids of garbage cans from the inside.

>>28233935
>For starters, I speak Japanese
4444

>>28233992
subtract 1000 add 44

Bros, don't be having these discussions so close to debut.

>>28233924
Stop pretending to date my dream gf anon not cool

>>28233564
>We respect our talents private live and there is nothing wrong with Rushia having a boyfriend (unconfirmed)
>BTW Rushia is fired
SUS

>>28234062
we're small man it don't matter

>>28233992
そちらこそ

>>28233891
I still fondly remember that dream where Zen was sucking off another dude live on stream and received a big facial cum shot.

>>28234159
Holy based

>>28234159
aww, thanks for dreaming about me, anon

It's frankly incredible that the woman tried to end her life because she couldn't stand people falsely believing she had a boyfriend but people still think it's okay to accuse her of having one
You guys are more schizo than I am kek

Vei VR today. I can't wait.

>>28234258
this anon knows a lot

>>28234258
Don't worry we got 11 million in therapy funds. Tourists, I'm being serious when I say one of the first thing VShojo mentioned after getting investors was funding therapy.

>>28234385
if they fix them their content won't be as good

>>28234385
Therapy is for dumbasses asking to get scammed

>>28234469
meds and therapy

probably not but was there anything to do with Mouse on the trash taste stream? i just woke up and missed it so

>>28234385
I will never take meds and you can't make me I've shrugged off a tazer and stayed awake after taking 15mg of xanax before I will not be stopped I will not take my meds and I will never go to therapy especially after the last time when I made my therapist cry and refuse to see me again

>>28234586
no but she was most likely watching it

>>28234602
LIke that one anon said, only bullet to the head will help you

>>28234602
Based. Therapy is a scam. Virtual whores are therapeutic enough.

>>28234801
But what if the virtual whores need therapy too?

>>28234844
Is having coomers throw money at them really so traumatizing?

i h8 woman

>>28234733
I'm immune to bullets

>>28234969
Toomy hort and other bullshit

>>28234801
Virtual wives are my therapy of choice

pink cat goodnight

>>28234423
>GunRun uses the $11 million to get boyfriends for Nyan and Vei to help improve their moods
>Both stop streaming

>>28233359
Shitposter, kun, I didn't even watch Rushia and even I know that she brought receipts supporting her side of the story.

>>28235173
i also would do literally anything to save my million dollar a year career anon thanks for the input

>>28235091
Pink cat RUINED my life by not streaming
But I hope she has a good nights sleep regardless