/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>28145210
>chances are there's some guy fapping to it
Yeah, me

>some guy fapping
Yeah, me

It makes me feel like you care too much about penises other than your own and should focus more on yourbown penis and the vagina of the girl you're interested in

>some guy fapping
Twas I

>chances are
it's a certainty

>>28145210
I cope with that by letting the guys above me have their alone time and not watching ASMR streams. The third reply ironically seems to care a lot about dick and also can't spell.

This is why I watch AVtubers. They want all of the chat to cum. Also don't shitpost with Shondo.

I fap together with my brothers

Which chubbas ASMR streams do you guys mostly fap to? I'm quite fond of pic related but can crank one out anytime for Mommy Fauna

>>28145210
I don’t watch Shondo but I recently had a dream with her, she was crying alone then some guy talked to her and she cheered up a bit, then when I went to talk to her she was already fine and laughing, she was also lying on a bench for whatever reason.

>>28145210
Yeah, it's me.

Didn't this girl backstab one of the Holo girls or was it the one in Nijisanji?

>>28145210
Sad. I am that guy.

>>28145231
>>28145253
>>28145294
>>28145504
me on my various alts

So, clearly we have several ASMR masturbators in this thread.
I've read people say that they listen to ASMR to go to sleep or to relax. Are they full of shit? I feel like they're full of shit.

>>28145556
She killed the guy who made Nintendo with a homemade shotgun. Pretty fucked

>>28145210
anon, people here masturbate to zatsu and gaming streams too

>>28145210
I masturbate to Shondo

>>28145466
That guy was me

>>28145575
there are both sides and both are very good
sometimes when they bring out the gel balls or rub my ears fast it makes me so relaxed
other times it's them deep throating a dildo with their model moving in sync that gets me diamonds

>>28145575
anon, you can literally have all 3 with a good asmrtist. Also ASMR is something I listen to daily for sleep, it only takes 1 minute and my conditioned brain immediately begins to shutdown

>>28145575
ASMR vtubers help me fall asleep after I fapped to their streams

You creeps are disgusting

>>28145210
>there's some guy fapping to it
Shit, how did you know I do that?

what does sex with shondo feels like?

Each chubba I fap to has a different feel to it.

Fallenshadow
>intense
>rough
>animalistic

Fauna
>gentle
>intimate
>loving

This is obviously a short list but chances are if you're chubba has done an ASMR stream then I HAVE fapped to it.

I wish shondo would go back to sounding British instead of the mentally disabled voice she does now

>>28145210
Yeah, me
>>28145575
>people say that they listen to ASMR to go to sleep or to relax.
Also me

>>28145368
I haven't quite fapped to it yet, but Nene's ASMR gives me an emotional boner

>>28146082
I take pride in knowing I fapped to other anons' chubbas. I'll immediately come on here afterwards to look at her general and giggle at the cucks posting it.

>>28145210
Yeah me

>>28145575
I use Shondo or Fauna to help me fall asleep every night.

>>28146192
I second this

>>28145268
>>28145303
Dickmind.

>>28145210
Yeah, I am that guy.

>>28145210
that guy? me

>>28145210
Is that directed towards the vtuber or the viewer? The hell am I gonna be doing thinking about what some random internet dude does behind his computer...

>>28145210
Unironically when shondo does earlicking asmr, that's where I whip it out bruh.

I once got banned on Twitch because I announced I was fapping to this one Indie vtubers ASMR stream. Her reaction to that information was when I stopped edging and blew my load. I felt immensely ashamed shortly afterwards and even began to sob a bit. 10/10 orgasm.

>>28145210
AMBATUKAM!!!!

No shit, she does some fairly erotic ASMR with "reliving tension" and "oil massages" coupled with heavy and bated sex breathing. Of course it'll be dicks out for her work.

>>28147411
STOP FAPPING TO MY OSHI

>>28145575
look at it this way anon
>Okayu ASMR
knocked out within 10 minuites
>Okayu Membership ASMR
stay awake during the whole ordeal with a monster of a hard-on

>>28147515
Literally me when I see a cute girl.
https://files.catbox.moe/cds2ae.mp4

wtf guys disgusting

>>28147635
quit making your asmrs so erotic

>>28147515
Yea I think it's about time I fap to some Pomu :)

>>28147846
If you do that then you're a fucking lost cause and will just sink deeper in whatever hell you're in. Who the fuck jerks off to YouTube videos especially of random ASMR streams. You're an embarrassment get your shit together

>>28147914
"Please keep watching porn, you can't just enjoy things"
Shut up Pomu fan

>>28145210
The first vtuber asmr I listened to was Choco's. Needless to say I fapped and nutted almost instantly

>>28147914
I'm gonna cum all over a printed out picture of your oshi while listening to her asmr

>>28145210
I feel nothing, because I only listen to VoDs

>>28147914
Post oshi so I can fap to her

https://youtu.be/hLteAAPdUaQ
This is what I fap to. How could I not.

>>28145210
Of course. It's me.

>>28146309
Would this be called parasocial cucking because you're not actually cucking anyone nor in a relationship with the vtuber

>>28147564
>Okayu Membership ASMR
H-how is it like?

>>28145368
I find ASMR uncomfortable most of the time but the shit that some AVtubers make is so fucking hot.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=293d2ffWgJU&feature=youtu.be

This shit is basically lesbian porn at this point.

>>28146309
I made this post

>>28152092
Sounds like a parasocial relationship with her fans more than her.

>>28152149
relaxing but nowhere near as stimulating as that virgin is saying, nene, avtubers and actual pro asmrs are much sexier like RJ350144 >>28146192
>>28152554
https://youtu.be/oqBc1kvwZfk

>>28152871
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqBc1kvwZfk
For the unaware, those are men.

>>28153288
i don't care i will still be fapping

>>28146082
How did Vox's ASMR feel like?

>>28145210
We all are that guy!
You fool you absolute buffon, you idiot.

>>28147914
>you're a fucking lost cause
Where do you think you are?

>>28145210
Using Shondo's picture for this is dumb as she's completely fine with it.

>>28145210
>there's some guy fapping to it.
That's me

>>28150462
Based Fuuko enjoyer

If there's a stream with over 100 viewers, there's at least one guy jacking it. Even if it's a male.

There's usually a guy fapping during ANY stream.

>>28145210
You're fucking weird if you watch ASMR without fapping. Who gets relaxed when some stranger whispers into their ear while they're trying to sleep? Fucking psychopaths.

>>28153288
Are they actually men? please tell me you are joking

>>28145757
I posted this

>>28145210
>he doesn't partake the great circlejerk

>>28145210
Yes and? I have fapped to Shadow's ASMR stream multiple times is pretty good when she starts giving kisses or doing ear licking

>>28145368
There's some pretty good stuff on this site I especially like when they make an effort to do juicy wet sounds and clapping sounds,, makes it easier to get my coombrain going : https://japaneseasmr.com/

>>28145210
Shadow if you are reading this thread I don't care if you have a stick figure body I would eat your pussy as the most finest desert

>>28145368
I can't fap to them for some reason

I used to find masturbating to ASMR weird too, but you can only listen to chuubas doing a countdown, and then congratulating you for enduring so long and letting out so much so many times before you find it rude not to.
I still don't really like ear liking shit, too repetitive for how long the average streams go, but other than that it's great.

>>28145210
I put on her whispering streams on one tab and a handjob/dildo sounds stream on the other. Then I go to town with both hands. Its the best feeling ever.

>>28145210
Good, because that guy is me.

>>28145210
Yeah, me.

>>28145210
i feel nothing, i don't care, nothing wrong with sharing with the homies

>>28145210
Guilty

>>28145210
stop posting this schizo vtuber

>>28145210
people will fap to literally anything. literally. anything.

>>28179689
But she's my wife...

>>28145210
I've masturbated to live ASMR streams before. It hits a bit different. I recommend people give it a try.

>>28145210
All the better for group jerk off sessions and she knows it

>>28145210
i dont feel anything, youre fucked up OP
normal people wont fantasize and think about other dude jacking off all the time

>>28145210
THROUGH DICK
UNITY

>>28179689
No.

>>28180726
it's erotic knowing that other men are touching their penises to the same thing I am.

>>28145575
All jokes aside there are some ASMRtists that are pure relaxation and there are some that are just thinly veiled audio erotica.
You can usually tell which is which easily.

Does anyone have Shondo's 2016 content?

>>28181190
Her first upload was April 2017 bro

>>28145368
I actually don't fap to chuuba ASMR, I'll usually listen to them for relaxation. I'll get all the good stuff off dlsite, ASMR there is much better suited for flapping.
I guess the only exception would be that lewd nurse ASMR Choco made a while ago.

>>28181256
The 2016 content was deleted.

>>28181921
Dude I followed her in 2017 and there was nothing. Her first video was the yandere kohai kidnapping. I don't know where you're getting this info from but you're straight up wrong. You're searching for something that doesn't exist.
All of her old videos were uploaded on bilibili still I'm pretty sure.

>>28182065
>Her first video was the yandere kohai kidnapping.
Link?
>bilibili
Luv me Shondo
Ate chinks

>>28182527
It's not hard to find I'm not getting banned for it bro I told you what you need to know

>>28147287
I like to hold hands with women in missionary while I tell them I love them :D

>>28145210
More importantly, how does that make vtubers themselves feel? I'm genuinely interested.

>>28182666
Just post the link using your phone.

>>28153288
and I care because? My dick doesn't seem to mind

>>28183202
vtubers are inherently depraved and degenerate woman who love male attention. While they may say they dont want this kind of attention they get a rush from the idea of making a man cum with the power of her voice alone.

>>28183202
Depends on the kind of content they're doing. If they're doing something harmless like a zatsudan or eating fruit or whatever, I can see that creeping them out a bit, but nobody does countdowns, fuu, hamu or licking sounds by accident. They know and they're intentionally pandering. When people ask for countdowns they'll even start teasing with "eeeh, what do you need a countdown for? hehehe"

>>28182527
not him, but it took me two seconds of Googling to find: fallenshadow + archive + r*eddit
just use your brain you'd be surprised how easy it is to accomplish things if you try

I've never fapped but I almost died when the chuuba started whining "onii-chan" inbetween ear kisses, that shit was pretty good.

>>28184526
I can stand by this take. Personally I'm indifferent. You zerked off to Choco's cuppies? Fair. You splurged to a 1sec clip of Pekora sniffing her mic? You do you ig.

>>28185253
>zerked off
Is this what zoomers call jerking off or what?

>>28145210
Good for him. Doesn't affect me in any way other than knowing there are people enjoying this same content I do (in whatever other way is their enjoyment)

>>28152554
Got any more anon? I'm still on the lookout for full on yuri chuubas

>>28145210
>Fap to it too
>We are now brothers
Through dick, unity.

If you guys really want some ASMR to fap to, then watch this:
https://youtu.be/1gxUspSUWWU

There's even a countdown 2 hours in. It's fucking incredible.

>>28192484
Was she actually fingering herself or was I just naive and horny?

>>28192484
There's a point where it stops being ASMR and turns into just straight porn.
This is unapologetic porn.

>>28194627
She couldn't make it any less obvious without youtube shutting her down.
>>28194885
You've never heard of Ero/H-ASMR? It's been around for years now.

>>28195158
I have fapped to it, yes.
Doesn't change the fact that it's divorced from the original intent of triggering ASMR.

>>28194885
Yeah, pretty much. Personally, I do listen to ASMR to sleep and relax. That said, I also listen to "ASMR". Nothing wrong with either one.

>all these ear licking videos on youtube
I thought susan was genociding them

>>28195258
Well, fapping is not why you have hands either. Anything that can be used for sexual purposes will, such is human nature.

>>28195261
I don't have any issues with the content, I just think it's dishonest to produce erotic audio roleplay only to hide behind the excuse of "well actually it's ASMR".

>>28196429
They can't stay on Youtube otherwise. Are you dense?

>>28145346
Through dick, unity

>>28145575
Most of the time if the ASMR is more focused on quality of sound, it's not for fapping. Unless that sound is accompanied by moaning or extremely sensual speech. Can't comprehend anyone who falls asleep to ear licking, that would make me jerk off.

>>28196429
It's not an excuse, it's both. Even those audios recorded simply to showcase 3D audio like the classic torture and barbershop ones will trigger ASMR on people who are sensitive to it.
The whole "it's actually to sleep" thing is a cope that came later, initially it was just a matter of binaural audio giving people tingles and getting their neck hairs up, and that felt good, so people wanted to replicate that feeling.
I'm not into it personally, but a lot of people prefer rougher direct mic stimulation for their ear cleaning videos, and I don't think anyone will sleep to that.
Remove the quality mic from the ear licking and I no longer have any interest in it. Slurping sounds are not that stimulating without the binaural aspect and the rubber ears to mimick how sounds reverberate to reach your ears. Or however the fuck that works.

>>28145210
Can someone tell me if this bitch has a boyfriend or if it was just a narrative

>>28198180
she e-dated a viewer for a little while but dumped him when he wanted to meet up irl apparently

>>28198180
Yeah, that would be me.

>>28145210
Pretty good since I'm the one fapping

>>28145575
Sometimes I use asmr to relax, sometimes I use it to help me focus while I work, sometimes I violently beat my meat to it. Depends on the asmr and how I'm feeling at the time

>>28198180
She e-dated a viewer turned mod, they met up IRL, they broke up shortly after, Shadow goes out of her way to even deter gachis by saying shit like she would never have anyone sleep in her bed or do anything more than holding hands because it makes her uncomfortable. Anyway after they met up she had a huge menhera fit that lasted like 2 weeks after they broke up and then went full GFE with content when she got over it. He's still a mod but I've never seen him even in the user list of the streams. He's long gone.
My theory and a lot of anons theory is that he's a normal guy and wanted to have sex and asexual schizophrenic Shadow either said no and pissed him off then he raped her or she went along with it and then hated it and they had some sort of falling out over it, resulting in a breakup. She seems to despise physical intimacy, she's said she flinches even when her family touches her. She is broken and you cannot fix her.
I fell hard for her but after some time I guess it feels more like she's a cute little sister. Her clinginess and desire to keep you around, but not wanting to go far, is likely what the mod had to deal with and is why he's still a mod in name instead of disappearing even though he's inactive. He slowly crept off I suppose.
I still hate the fucker for actually having a chance with her and blowing it because he couldn't keep being horny to himself. He may well be the only man that ever had and ever will have a chance with Shadow and the fucker blew it.

>>28199181
>she's said she flinches even when her family touches her.
I dont watch her but thats usually the sign of childhood abuse. But yeah, it sucks when a vtuber actually tries to get with one of the viewers. To me its just unfair for the rest of them.
I asked cuz I heard her GFE game is strong, but that story is a problem. Still I wanna sub and watch how her streams go.

>>28145210
At home, because that guy is me.

>>28204087
To be fair this was years before she was a vtuber. 2019ish.
She seems quite content dating the whole of the audience instead. Nobody to harm her that way and she gets to stay in her bedroom and be with her family.
She is a victim of abuse apparently, which doesn't surprise me

>>28199181
She made a "joke" about people doing weird stuff when they're drunk and said something around "like entering my room at night" then cut herself off
Shondo is a very unlucky girl and deserves the world

>>28145575
Relaxation and masturbation are tighly knotted together in my brain for some reason

>>28204511
In the last year her best friend took a big opportunity and now they can't really talk anymore, her mother was diagnosed with late-stage cancer and she had to take over a bunch of responsibilities, her grandfather who she always lived with and who raised her (she viewed him as a father and has said multiple times he was the only dad she will ever have) passed away from COVID, also giving it to the entire family. Shadow also got extremely sick from this due to being an anorexic with an immune disorder and it "completely fried" one of her lungs. She has to use an inhaler when she talks too much or sings and she said her oxygen level is usually around the high 80s to low 90s (which is very dangerous). Her doctor said her chest sounds like one of a smoker of decades. Her family then got a cat to recover from the loss of her father figure and she said this cat was her whole reason to go on and gave her purpose. He was an indoor cat, slept in her bed, a sphynx so he acted like a "baby" (very affectionate breed from what I've read) cat needed a no-death risk surgery but he passed away hours after and it's looking like negligence because they never called her until he died after the surgeon said it was a total success. Also she got pneumonia and it made her extremely sick again, likely due to COVID frying her.
She's currently pretty much always sick due to COVID, unable to sleep despite being exhausted constantly, because she cries every time she lays down (her words on a second channel stream today) so she's streaming again and grinding out content whilst surviving on an hour or two of sleep a night for the last month or so.
All of this, in the last YEAR.

I adore Shondo and I've never known someone unlucky. This just keeps happening to her.

>>28156195
This

>>28145575
>I've read people say that they listen to ASMR to go to sleep or to relax. Are they full of shit?

Correct. I'm one of them

>>28145575
100% full of shit. It's just something to jerk off to.

>>28145575
asmr is a reaction, "the tingles" usually accompanied by a sense of relaxation or your brain turning off a lot like those few minutes just before falling asleep.
originally people who made asmr videos were trying to trigger these "tingles" and that serene state of mind.
Naturally losers started gravitating towards these videos because one of the more common triggers is speaking softly/whispering. Combined with roleplay videos where there is someone giving you attention, it was only a matter of time before someone would sexualize these sorts of videos. Its gotten to the point where people who dont even experience asmr or know what it means are making and consuming the videos.