/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>EN m*les
it's over

The boys are back in town

>>28196883
Isn't that one of the genshin logo? What is this?

holy fuck so that site leak earlier was legit...

>>28196883
>trash video
Is cover incapable of creating a single promo without terrible tryhard and vague Engrish? I can't even tell what they're attempting to say in some of the text

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW86Wt7B0rA

>>28196883
> do not recommend this channel
Thanks me later, fellow idolchad

Its been a good run holoen but now you’ve fucked yourself with males

good good, we may finally reach nijisanji greatness.

>>28196883
Shit like this reminds me that everyone who thinks vtuber companies hold some "principles" is massively retarded
They're led by boomers who look at what is popular and demand to have it right now.

>3 days time for official reveal
My god. They really did stop Sana from streaming in this final week so StarsEN could debut

>noctyx
>voltaction
>now this
why is every new male gen just future techwear shit?

they're going to be 3view like the rest of holostars jp, relax. no one's gonna collab with them

>>28196883
Wow, who would've seen this coming? Feels like an all out war lol

>>28197156
>"the pursuit of anything outgo would be vain"

>>28197419
It's cool

>>28196883
>ISRAEL
SHIEEEEETTTTT

Kiara already recognized their existence pushing all the others girls to do the same
They will collab
Gura will be breeded
It's over I'm crying

if my oshi streams with males even once i'm dropping her and spamming threads with anti posts every day

>EN males
I'm dropping each girl that thirsts over them on twitter or collabs, fujobaiters are intolerable

This fuckin sucks man

>>28197432
These are EN. Ame and Bae have already talked about being excited to collab.

>>28197489
Why contain it?

>>28197432
but they will come to ame's house for 3D and fuck her

>>28196883
Ugh, more Holo stars? Why...

Calli will be the first to collab with them.

>Investor: YAGOO!! I WANT A KUZUHA
>YAGOO: Sir... Our strategy is different...
>Investor: I WANT A KUZUHA RIGHT NOW, DEBUT MALES!!
>YAGOO: ok...

Fast forward
>Investor: YAGOO!! I WANT A VOX
>YAGOO: Sir... Our strategy is different...
>Investor: I WANT A VOX RIGHT NOW, DEBUT MALES!!
>YAGOO: ok...

When will they learn

>EN homos WILL fuck your oshi

>>28197618
Why? I'm mildly optimistic. Tired of all the girly shit. I want some bros that don't have chink hands all over them.

>>28197503
End yourself before it happens to spare yourself the pain.

>>28197503
>Gura will be breaded
Yeah, by me

Anything that makes hlgg seethe is a good thing

>>28197419
ask either marketing or the designers

>>28197797
>tired of all the girly shit
you've never watched a male vtuber, also this shit is going to change the whole dynamic just like it did to nijien

Holoen is already in the trenches, this is the finishing shot.

>>28197635
>>28197696
My oshi is 100% going to get a train run on her in full 3D.

I guess Council really did not do as well as expected to warrant this

>>28197852
>breaded
are you gonna stuff her with bread?

>>28197635
Males are more into FPS after all, so a Xenophobic EN management might allow Ame to collab with then rather than having some pleb Indies female collabing with Ame.

>>28197797
I know what kind of crowd en males draw in and it's the worst. The fanbase is bad enough as it is.

Sana left before she could be tainted. My pure sheila.

>>28198121
What kind of crowd does en males draw in?

huh, thought for sure we would get EN3 first and the boys by the end of the year. the fuck are you planning Cover.

>>28197769
excited for trash taste to finally be a part of hololive. connor for sure at least. screencap this

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IijhvPBuLlI

>>28197852
>Already happened
Are you happy Kiara?!

>>28196883
well its been fun everyone

The end of HoloEN

https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1547751206314844160
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1547751206314844160
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1547751206314844160

>>28197282
i'll also block their twitter account while at it

>>28198173
She's still around before she leaves. She might stream with them, maybe not one on one or with a couple or all of them, but in a group of multiple men and council/myth

ALL.
OUT.
WAR.

Stars EN will mog the entirety of Manjisanji. Your time is over nijiniggers.

>>28198210
SEA fujos mostly. The same way tons of western weebs are into JP vtubers because of the fantasy of a cute Japanese gf the SEA fujos are into the fantasy of a cool western bf.

>>28197783
Just you wait till you see who's all in it:
>Etho
>SSeth
>Ken Ashcorp
>Townsends

>>28198348
>forgetting about the 1 month collab ban after debuting

>>28198469
I will like all of them. You can not stop me.

The guys will get more subscribers than any of the girls in a much shorter amount of time, just like the Nijisanji EN guys

>>28196883
my prediction is they probably won't explode like Vox but wion't be holostars tier.
maybe NijiEN girls sub tier or even middle luxiem tier.

>>28196883
I hope one of them has cool older brother vibes. Would be nice to have chill laid back bro streams.

if fuckin' Connor is in it I am gonna become an anti for every EN girl

>>28198498
If SSeth became a vtuber I might have to change oshis.

>>28198532
I don't watch enough in general to care nor remember

>>28197938
Watch them stick to their idolfag ways and prohibit them from interacting with any of the holo girls that don't reach out to them

>>28198469
Uproar was supposed to do that

>>28198348
Absolute comedy would be they show up in the goodbye stream to say bye, and she roasts all four of them in a way only she can.

>>28198498
>no Max0r
the guy is an ironic ironic hololive fan

>>28198469
I doubt it'll steal all the Chinese fujo numbers, but it definitely has the chance to be healthy competition.
Hope we get a girl gen after this though.

>>28198661
Only if his streams are lectures on cancer research and immunology

>Aloe graduates
QUICK LAUNCH EN
>Coco graduates
QUICK LAUNCH PROJECT HOPE
>Rushia graduates
QUICK LAUNCH ID3
>Sana graduates
QUICK LAUNCH TEMPUS !

It's all so tiresome, I swear Cover keeps applicants on hold and basically only launch when there's a graduation to do damage control. This is the 1st time it probably won't work because there's high chance it's a male group and they've waited too fucking long after Luxiem and STARS needed this MONTHS ago fuck...

>>28198661
Based member of the merchants guild

>>28196883
>holostars

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>28198671
i fucking hope that's what happens but I doubt it. HomosEN can't be segregated for fujo idolbait like the HomosJP do. They will most likely make it more like Nijisanji where there's crosscontamination.

Quick, who's gonna be Aloe of this gen?

ACCELERATE

A shame...I had fun following HoloEn with all of you, seem like I need to do my nihongo rep.

>>28196883
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>28198799
>Rushia graduates
>QUICK LAUNCH ID3
Didn't Uproar also debut around the same time?

>>28198661
>Debut stream
>"Hey hey people, _____ here."

>>28198661
Sseth content on a mandated Hololive schedule would be based

Words can't express how badly I want this to be a massive success.

I'm debuting with a MISTA FUCK YO GURL gimmick. Wish me luck /b/ros!

>Celestial Being

>>28198886
If you noticed there's only 4 silhouettes. They're speedrunning it so quick, they've already ALOE'd one of the members

they're going to flop so hard i'm going to laugh. Mori 100% is going to be all over them

>>28198934
Why?
Why do you even come here?

>>28198549
>no shota silhouette
holoen and nijien... cowards, the both of them

>>28199023
seriously, just fucking do it you wimps

>>28197783
More like when will the old ass investors learn
>TANIGO I WANT A TWITCH I WANT A IRON MOUSE ALSO I WANT A SALOME ON YOUTUBE !

Covers investors are either too slow on their competition news, financial returns or both.

>>28199023
this. i want a Kira. No, I NEED a Kira!

>anounce new stars only when uproar hasn't even fully broken the ice yet

>>28196883
It's only begun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fDZD46IZ5Q

>>28196883
AHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>28196883
>Sana graduates
>Have a chance to lessen the blow with a new gen of HoloENoshi
>Instead its HomostarsEN
>It'll be over a year from here before we get another proper EN gen
I want to fucking end it

Hmmmmm...have any notable EN male chuubas graduated/retired/mysteriously disappeared recently?

>>28199023
I agree. I want some /ss/ ara ara onee-chan content

>>28198799
isn’t Sana voluntarily retiring due to health problems, like her back issues?

>>28197618
We always complain about HoloEN, now we lost it forever

I want Tempus to be so phenomenal that they even lift StarsJP to new heights

>>28199237
>notable EN male chuubas

Well, it's been a fun time watching HoloEN. Now I have to become an anti.

>>28199078
put him in shorts and knee length socks too

>>28199237
>notable
was the pirate dog shota notable or popular before he disappeared?

>>28198870
They absolutely can, there's already EN holos that barely acknowledge stars like Kiara and Gura

>>28199237
You're getting Dio Madden and his tranny squid gimmick and you're going to like it.

>>28199308
VShojou has no men but all of its members are whores with boyfriends

>>28199104
The overseas viewers already lost their interested in them. The poor Uyu who've done English duolingo for a whole month everyday couldn't even keep most of the EOP audience.

>>28196883
CLINT STEVENS IS IN

>>28199255
No, she didn't keep up her end of the contract. She was contractually obligated to do 130h total streams, she only got up to 100

>>28199308
Sigh*....... Me too... It was fun anons. See you in the falseflag threads

On this moments the males are on discord havin sex with he girls

>>28199237
The only male Vtuber I followed graduated two months ago right after hitting 30k subs so I'm hoping.

>>28198469
They REALLY REALLY won't, I can say that as someone that occasionally will watch the STARS and not just the girls, Cover waited too fucking late Vox and Luxiem have sucked up all an any interest in EN males not even the Hololive brand will save these poor fucks.

>>28199443
Lockpicking Lawyer and Steve1989MRE are gonna be Holostars. trust me, my dad works at cover.

>>28199365
eh, I really don't care about the outfit. it's the principle for me.

>>28199237
Randon

>incoming 500-800views male chuubas

>>28199428
I don't give a shit about your rationalisations. Vtubers interacting with males is wrong. I will spend the rest of my time on the internet devoting myself to the sabotage of hololive as punishment for their sin.

>>28199443
erobb221 is in.

>>28197030
Trying to recreate the myth magic

>Sana will graduate soon
>only 4 silhouettes revealed, 1 missing
>the holos revealed are still missing a shorter guy
SAN CONFIRMED FOR 5TH SECRET HOMOSTARSEN

>>28199023
>>28199365
I don't even think you can have a good EN shota, based off of the talent pool that applied.

Like the chuba would either have to do a fake voice or it would be a baritone in the body of a shota.

It's just really impossible desu

>>28196883
GAY NIGGAS

>>28199705
Kill yourself incel nobody cares

>Not even waiting for Sana graduation
Nice , those guys will call in Sana graduation stream soon

imagine how wet Ollie when she saw this tweet

a-are those m-m-men? t-the people who b-bullied me back in school? n-no holoEN would never!

>>28196883
AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TASUKETE YAGOO SAMA

Well holofriends, welcome to where we were in December of last year. Enjoy the ride.

>>28199237
There was a thread about a delinquent vtuber that recently graduated. Is he in?

FUCK YOU COVER
NO MORE HOMOSTARS

>>28199293
That'd be nice but good luck finding males that speak enough Japanese, and i'm not sure Tenma's and Roberu's level of English will be enough

who knows...

Vox is laughing at us...

>reveal in 3 days
kek they really just scrambled that to try and take attention away from not-rushia's debut

>>28199237
Randon and Chimon. If StarsEN flop, management will probably tell Chimon to message Shu and Uki to collab with them.

So how many of you are pretending to be unicorns because you think its funny how many are pathetic weebs trying to emulate them for the TRUE YAMAOTO NADESHIKO experience and how many of you are unironically adpoting it because you think the people faking it are being genuinly and are beta pussies looking for somebody to follow?

>>28199824
I just realized the real loss of Sana, no more San. Fuck.

>>28196883
so, are they collab with myth or council?

>>28199837
they could have a female VA that could pull off a shota voice but thats never a good idea, just look at yugo from noctyx.

>Gladiator
>Scholar
>Hero
>Alchemist

this is going to be tough but i still try masturbating to them.

The off collabs will be something...

What did they mean by this?

So it's finally happening

Someone hold me...

First one to collab with them is gonna be Mori, calling it now

>>28200110
It's funny :)

>>28199237
There's a good singer flip vtuber that just went indefinite hiatus yesterday, he talks a lot with millie on tweeter. His name is aruvn https://twitter.com/AruvnMusic

>>28200310
Gangbang offcollab doujins I hope.

I don't think they'll get over 3k median CCV in the long run. Unless they force the popular ENs like Gura and Ina to stream with these fags.

>>28200271
Those are so fucking generic, maybe not amongst the STARS but in general

>Hololive EN is dead
Glad I never really got invested.

>>28198302
Its over chumkeks

>>28196883
Sorry homos, management says no NijiEN collabs.

BUT YOU CAN COLLAB WITH VSHOJO!

>We want the chink audience back
Cocochi...

>>28199504

>>28200399
Their best hope is to be a brotuber, get exposure from the girls. the girl of the fans would probably watch them if they're playing something like Elden Ring, or other kino games.

>>28200407
>no yee haw cowboy

fucked up

>>28200523
Watch them flee to their senpais english speaking friends instead

Hopefully with homoEN we'll finally get some metal songs

>>28196883
But I don't want them to dick Kiara into being straight just yet...

>>28198964
Based 00-Chad

On some Northlane shit

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO MY OSHI WILL COLLAB WITH THESE FAGGOTS AND KEK ME LIVE ON STREAM IT'S FUCKING OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>28200565
>>28200399
they have to pander to the normalfag audience
maybe a chocoball smashtuber will get popular

By now they've already become acquainted with them

Which one will fuck Gura first?

>>28200567
That's stupid but I would like to see it honestly

>>28200565
>brotuber
Nah, the only way they'll be successful is that they're as parasocial and homobaiting as Dream

>>28200271
>no rogue
>no monk
>no bard
trash

>>28200758
Me

Connor is in

Can't wait for Amelia to investigate how big HolostarEN's dicks are. I want her to describe them in terms of length and girth, and I want all you incels to compare your lives to theirs and kill yourself.

>>28200839
ur ass lol

>>28200758
Me

>>28196883
It's over. But I'm kinda hype becasue this will break /vt/ no matter what:
> the boys incline
> the boys recline
> they mog the Nijiboys
> they are mogged by the Nijiboys
> they collab with the girls
> they don't collab with the girls
Whatever happens we have guaranteed entertainment of the raunchiest quality.

>>28200758
The black one

>>28200839
>Holo is trash
>Joins holo
What did he meant by this?

>>28200639
>4 Gundam Meisters in the main branch
>4 Holostars

>>28200947
can't wait for the youtube compilation.

>>28200340
>TEMPUS
>PET SUM
They gonna tame Gura

I think sana is based. They know males incoming and she graduates.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

i'm afraid one of them will be br*tish
pls keep bongs out of hololive

>>28200959
I don't think any corpo has hired a colored, and I don't think they will.

ENJOY THE SHOTO COLLABS, HE'S ALL YOUR NOW! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
https://twitter.com/shxtou/status/1547753980524052481

I hope they don't go overboard with the forced lore shit. Have a nice background story but don't repeat the shit with council. Especially since they did nothing with it.

>>28199225
There's still 10 ENs and like 7 IDs you could watch. You don't need a new gen.

>>28200859
>Microscope Stream
>with Tempus as guests
Yep

>>28200947
There is gonna be sea of shitpost anon, do you understand? A FUCKING SEA OF SHITPOST.
No place on /vt/ will be spared, not even your oshi's split

>>28200555
Checked.

>>28201165
>already leeching
damn

Wait...this "No men streaming with my oshi" shit isn't ironic? You guys are seriously so insecure that you think if a woman talks to another man she's fucking him? I thought this was all ironic... Uhh wow. I guess I'm gonna go back to posting on reddit. At least the people there aren't somehow more pathetic then JP fans.

>>28201175
Best solution is to go full autism lore with the debut stream then second stream chuck that all in the trash like fulgur covid19 did

>>28196883
I'm going to hire hitmans
I'm not joking

>>28201165
If he collabs, he will unironically incline them. A lot of the fangirls will flock there

>>28198498
I'm convinced the only people on this board who entertain the idea of HomoEN are twitchniggers and ecelebfags. Who the fuck are any of these people?

Kobo...

>>28200947
the best formula would be they mog the nijiboys but they also collab with the holoen girls. perfect shitstorm.

I thought there'd be a lot more threads about this. /vt/ shitposting in recline?

>>28196883
It will be past 2AM for EU

So they will either be from NA or AUS/NZ
Maybe even SEA or Japan

>>28201316
Not the chinks

>>28201165
> Steals your Shoto
Nothing personal kids

>>28201282
>I'm gonna go back to posting on reddit
Thank god, see you never

>>28200309
legend

>>28199365
Why not watch Mocca instead of this faggotry?

They WILL fuck you're oshi.

>>28201323
There's a third group that you're forgetting

So, what would be the best outcome of this?

>digital warriors
So, is this going to be some sort of Sword Art Online inspired Line, or Iekesai Spider?
They might be inclined to play shit like Dark Souls, Shooters, Monster Hunter, DnD, DIGIMON, DIGITAL MONSTERS, DIGIMON ARE THE CHAMPIONS
Final Fantasy.
There is going to be the Muscle Head , the Brainiac, the Righteous, and the Mad Scientist.
So, we are getting a Bardock, a batman ,a All Might, and an Edward.

Well, either they are going to be the most based dungeon party that ever existed, or their universe will be the start of a Rance Quest with no breaks. on the rape train
If any one of them goes for a Vergil, a Jetstream Sam, Sundowner, or even Goku personality, they might be heavily pandaring, but they might be fine.
The shame is, the NTR sagas will never end.
the rrats will become bigger than Bae will be. after coitus of course

Let this be the final warning.
They know.
Their Destruction could being about worse consequences than just a collapse.
They damn well know their power level is massive.
Think about it, they have to prove themselves. That they aren't the 4 horsemen.
But the heroes they set out to be.
my hero acedemia
Godspeed, just don't get roommated.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T BE ANYTHING LIKE A KIRBOPHER, OR EGORAPTOR

>>28198210
Visit the NijimaleEN threads sometime and realize that those people are actually tame compared to the vast majority of the outside fanbase.

>>28200271
Gay
I can make up a cooler theming for a group:

The Heist Group; you got:

The Hacker
The Driver
The Assassin
The Muscle
All of them claim to be the "mastermind" of the group

>>28201479
thank god, keep him so the "wheres shoto" posting for anything unity will finally die

>>28201150
>Kiara is desperate for coworkers that live on the same continent as her
>HolostarsEN are all in EU
>Kiara refuses to collab to protect her unicorns
The monkey's paw curls

>>28201530
They only collab with the JP holostars

>>28200993
If HomostarsEN had a design half as good as Lockon they would be alright.

>>28201530
They flop and are so desperate they beg Noor for a collab, but she isn't an idiot and agrees on the condition the girls get to collab with eachother

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA ENJOY MALES HOLOBRONI
CAN'T WAIT FOR INANIS COLLAB WITH THEM

>>28201165
Oh god. He'd be a horrible influence. Has one joke which is "gay bottom lmao" he recycles on loop and people around him are forced to play into it.
If Cover management know whats good for them they'll keep him out tight.

>>28201376
call centres are being manned atm

Its even worse when you realize one of them could be darkskin like oga and sana

Ones going to be a tranny

>>28200839
I doubt it, he's already in Vshojo as some demon dude.

>>28201165
I feel so bad for corpo chuubas and the opportunistic leeches they have to deal with.

>>28201479
Please do, nobody likes him and he makes our threads shit

>>28200947
I'm actually hoping a lot of the females in /nijien/ move to /starsen/, they've been shitting up the thread for months now. Especially the Briskadets.

>>28201453
There are still chinese hololive fans, they aren't all that loyal

Sana died for THIS!?

In the case that it turns out that Kiara does hate men and is a cunt to the homos would you still call her a bitch or would you kneel?

>>28201530
See >>>28200947

>>28197585
Each girl will be required to Collab. Either to buff the boys numbers if they struggle, or to leech of they do well.

>>28199888
Hahaha, I get it now. God, that fucking sucks for you guys.

>>28201767
>She graduated because she heard about the male announcement and didn't want to be subjected to mandated management collabs
I fucking kneel

If they show even a fraction of the success of Luxiem, Cover is gonna decrease even more the amount of work they put in the girls' activities.

>>28201767
rrat that she knew these filthy bastards were coming and chose to GTFO.

>>28200947
This. Lots of fun to be had.

>>28201624
Isn't that just HoloX?

>>28201651
she seemed really excited about them on twitter

I’ll give them a chance, but if they act like homos, I’m dropping hololive and just watch production kawaii.

>>28201731
don't put my main nigga oga in the same sentence as that underachiever.

>>28200110
There are at least like twenty or thirty genuine unicorns on this board.

>>28200947
I'm glad I stopped giving a single fuck about HoloEN and learned to appreciate small corpos & indies so I never have to deal with whatever it is you types are involved with.

>>28201731
I'd be indifferent as long as hes a cool otaku weeb. The only thing I'd feel bad for is when his chat attracts nothing but zoomers that speak in nothing but shitty rapper lingo.

Can't wait for them to pretend Mori isn't cringe.

>>28201767
It turns out. Sana was our last guardian all along.

>>28201993
You're going to get Woolie, and you'll like it.

>>28196883
This is it, the group that will bridge the divide between NijisanjiEN and HololiveEN.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAA-
>remembers how cover and anycolor treat their males members in completely different ways, and how long it took until any holoJP collabed with a holostar (as well as how rarely they collabed after that)
Oh wait it literally doesn't matter and anyone who insists otherwise is a shitposter who doesn't know shit about vtubers.

I can't wait for Ollie, Bae, and Calli to collab with homostars. And then they rope in Irys too.

>>28201530
They kill themselves and take Mori and Ollie with them.

>>28200567
You too? Honestly the only thing I’m let down by here. Saddening lack of cowboy…

DSP
VINNY VINESAUCE
WOOLIE
WINGS OF REDEMPTION

>>28201990
I have a backup oshi in Phase connect in case things get shitty

>>28202083
that was before luxiem showed them that males collabing with girls can be very lucrative

>>28202120
Do you think Nene would tease them about their dicks? She has the humor of a teenage boy after all.

>>28196883
are ya prepared for the biggest flop in hololive history /vt/

Twitter loves it.

>>28202174
same here, I'm cheering for Panko, if it gets ruined I will pretend holoEN isn't real

>>28200839
he's technically in vshojo as ironmouse's mascot

>>28202120
Irys is a dumb whore who would collab with them of her own volition.

>>28202215
And it still literally doesn't matter because it's not how the Holostars branch works.
>BUT CHINESE MONEY
Sorry, nope.

>>28202083
I'd like to think yagoo knows what hes doing so fine il stop freaking out for now but i swear to god if one of then sounds Britain or has darkskin i will flip

I hope one of them is a bro so I can watch him and leave these dirty females in the dust until I feel like whacking off

>>28201165
who's shoto?

>>28202083
japanese men are respectful
western men will never pass up an opportunity to flirt with a girl and slide into her dms, they're either gonna fuck or one girl bitches about it so we're doomed either way

>>28202297
Come on anon, these guys will be at least a little more successful than normal homos. Pour one out for my japsy nigs

>>28201376
I found myself thinking this during the last three happenings: Kson and Mikeneko going to Vshojo and Sana quitting Hololive. I was expecting an orange or pink woman style catalog but no, no such thing.

>>28201883
Her RM likes cute anime boys, she definitely would have loved them.

>>28200523
I'm not too happy for the boys. But not even I would send them to get STDs from vshojo

>>28199633
>Lockpicking Lawyer
That would be stupid, but also amazing if he weren't forced to play videogames as his main content.

>>28202353
I hope you like Dream

>>28202078
you mean the group that will flop harder than any other in hololive

>>28202174
Rie will only collab with shotas. And that's a good thing!

>>28202361
Indie who leeched of nijiEN and inclined a lot

>>28202361
Oh you'll find out

>>28202374
The male NijiENs aren't really any more whorish than the female ones, really.

>>28202174
Based.

Remember, folks. Always have backup oshis in case something bad happens to your main oshi.

It's time for Brutalmoose.

Hi, the dozen or so other normal people on /vt/. I’m in this thread too. Get a load of these fucking guys!

That mysterious male voice during the off collab makes a lot of sense now…

>>28196883
It's over.

In all seriousness, what if it's rpr and he fucks Towa more than he already does.

>>28202387
I hope to god those guys don’t get demoralized if StarsEN ends up surpassing them in popularity.

>>28202600
I hope you're a victim of the next mass shooting or if you're a filthy EU, a stabbing.

this guy applied for holostarsEN hope he makes it
https://streamable.com/tj6bds

>>28202361
Annoying fucking leech who forces himself into every Niji collab

>>28202164
I have AIDS now

>>28200271
>Hero
Yeah, me.

>>28196883
I hope HolostarsEN is successful, why? Because of the chaos it will bring to /Vt/

>>28202056
No. I will not like it. That motherfucker is boring

It better has a shota or I'm bombing Cover's HQ. THIS IS A THREAT, YAGOO!

>>28200965
He played the ultimate long game to prove his "once you're in Holo, you can be as shit as you want" theory right

It will be Jerma and he's going to be the butcher homo. His gimmick will be threatening to put you all in a meat grinder.

WHATS THE FUCKING POINT? THEY WOULD BE HOVERING AT 3VIEW ANYWAY
DISGRACE FOR HOLOLIVE ENGLISH NAME

>>28202361
Really unfunny guy. His entire humour is "I'm a gay bottom lol lmao please laugh." Gets incredibly repetitive really quickly.
Even if he does hang out with any of them, just avoid him like the plague since people have to play into his humour due to how one dimensional he is.

>>28201175
time to find out the reason omega has been mia is because he's been busy writing thier lore. everybody gets a fifty page prologue before we find out why they joined the stars

I heard from a legitimate source on Discord (a Cover insider) that Kings and Things is in and that he’ll be making videos on history, architecture, and European culture.

>>28201998
If I were to make it in I’d be much more anxious about the hypothetical scenario where I have to talk about Mori’s music with her than I am about the poker face I would have to wear at all times to hide the crush that I have on one of the JP girls.

>StarryKrow
>Futa art specialist

>>28197176
Why do they have to make the most cringey and edgy promos for EN?

hoe much does it cost a south american hitman on average in dollars?

>>28196883
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>28197503
>Gura will be breeded
raped at Mori's house party and now raped by Homo EN...Gura's just the resident cocksleeve

>>28202842
but he's not a part of nijisanji? i don't get it

>>28202776
That’s not very nice! I hope you meet a nice girl someday, son.

>>28203172
You get to collab with your oshi in your dream collab, but you also have to collab with Mori.
Would you take it anons?

>>28196883
It's time for the leech to be leeched off of by Holostars

>>28196883
Post your prediction on their roommates
1. Shadiversity
2. Lindybeige
3. Skallagrim
4. Metatron

I'll give them a chance. As long as none of them have super retarded Niji tier designs and aren't 100% cocksucking faggots they should be fine. That being said, I'm leaning more towards Phase Connect these days outside of oshi streams.

I hate anime men more than I hate real women. Why are they doing this.

They all better be shotas voiced by women. Literally the only way EN can be saved, if there are real m*les, it's fucking over. Sticking with JP only.

>>28203315
Exactly! He's forced himself into formerly-ID collabs too, and got insulted when people joked about him being an honorary Niji

>>28203315
The fujos think hes is though, whenever theres NijiEN wide collab or any art with all of NijiEN in it, they ask "wheres shoto" since they believe hes in NijiEN to the point where they had to address it on stream

>>28202361
The most popular male EN indie. He gets 10-12k viewers a stream and is on par of Luxiem. The most successful case of leeching you'll ever see in this industry.

>>28202933
Only if he raids 2views as his gimmick

>>28203431
If you think that would actually work, look at Yugo

I HATE MEN ALL MEN SHOULD DIE

Vox is going to have a breakdown

cover still can't be arsed to the girls and these leeches are going to come to take the cut? faggots know what they're signing up for, definitely i will be an anti for them.

>>28202956
>one of the shota illustrated by sana's roommate
Imagine

>>28202387
I'm just preparing you for the truth anon.
the normies say oh i will watch, i will subscribe but very few actually do they say there fine with the boys but they subconsciously ignore them and without the fujo's of china they aren't going to have jackshit for CCV

>>28203624
Maybe you should start with yourself

>>28203567
It works fine with Masaru.

>>28203315
He's not, but he leeched off NijiEN to a ridiculous extent that his dumbass underage fans think he's NijiEN

>>28203373
Eh, honestly? I’d gladly collab with Mori. I really don’t have a problem getting along with people I don’t have much in common with. I’m sure we could make something entertaining. I like Bloodborne, rap music and TTRPGs, I guess? Oh, alcohol too.

I straight up would not push to collab with my oshi in any capacity because A, she doesn’t speak any English and my Japanese is awful and B, that would not be cool at all to my fellow gachikoi. I would feel too evil. Oshi shenanigans are for off-screen only.

Does this mean Tarkov is on the menu?

>>28201376
Jannies are going on overdrive apperently

>>28199385
mysta.....

>>28202341
Are you not paying attention? Are you stupid? There's gonna be at least one brown, probably two types of brown, fujos and twitter assholes eat that shit up

>>28203867
I'm so glad the people I hang out with finally stopped playing that fucking game. Now if only they'd drop hots.

>>28203878
Yes I know. I'm asking how popular he was before he was in niji

>>28199255
She played Genshin for like 5 hours on her irl account lol, anyone who believes "back problems" is deluded, she probably just didn't like streaming. That's fine though, but she shouldn't lie.

>>28198498
You'll get Matt Miller, James A. Jannise and the guy who cries over Star Wars trailers.

>>28196883
dont believe their lies anons, everything will change from here on out.

You guys talk like up roar can take a lot of kuzuha's fans

>>28203715
Won't work in EN whatsoever because people will force a gender out of him

>>28203943
hots is based faggot

>>28199255
LOL no she got a better job with Mihoyo.

>>28202303
I bet none of these people watch JP.

>>28200399
I've always wanted a hololive talent like xqc; autistic, funny and good at games, I hope they succeed.

>>28204016
her jupiters are only on sana so it makes sense

I for one welcome our new male overlords.

>>28203624
This.
Men ruin fucking everything.

we were warned

>>28196883
>literally a fancy Quake logo

>>28204025
>StarsEN is just literally Mike, Jay, and Rich

>>28204677
>a full gen of pro Quake players
I fucking kneel

Damn bros.. I just lost interest in watching holoEN when I saw the news. Closed IRyS's stream and told myself: "Nope, I know what's coming. Time to move on."

>>28203202
cover belive we want all this chunibyo shit

TempusOS

>>28197797
Males just don't fit the vt model or audience. It's just weird. The YouTuber market is saturated with dudebro gamers.

>>28204025
I'd watch a James A Janisse vtuber, plus he's already married so he's probably not gonna bang my oshi

I hope Johnathan Townsends from Townsends cooking is one of the boys. Who wouldn't want watch an anime guy teaches us about historical 18th century colonial cooking?

how would Kiara feel if a male mogged her?

I don't give a fuck them being in the holoen proximity or being noticed by Kiara or Ame, I just want bro vtubers that collab with the homos and play good games.
if its only apex or valorant then I will anti

>>28205666
That's already happened

Have you guys never watched a youtube video with guys in them? or follow a youtube
>>28205861
take me back to 2010 youtube gaming groups...

>>28205861
>MALES
>NO APEX OR VALORANT
LMAO

>>28204016
HoloEN management is legendarily trash Kiara and Mori complained about it many times. Sana makes more than enough drawing for chink gachas so a full time streaming job she's not enjoying was probably just too much.

>>28205993
this is like putting guys into love live

>>28206053
Only is the important word anon, if it's ONLY

>>28205993
Dude I'm watching NijiEN and let me tell you that males are cancer. They are sometimes fun in collabs but 90% of the time they are just annoying waste of time. Thankfully Nijis have so many streams I can safely ignore males.

>>28200271
Well fuck kinda wanted a different team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc32Znoj8dk

>>28196883
just wanted cute girls doing cute things together.... its over bros...the sexual tension will ruin everything now....

>>28206661
wtf was yagoo thinking

>>28198661
Sseth is as likely to become a corporate streamer as much as DemoD, which is a less than a zero chance. The only reason why he streamed was to fulfill his shilling for DLive.

>>28204940
I'll hold out only for Irys, but yeah, one does not simply be an idol.

>>28206148
>https://twitter.com/shxtou/status/1547753980524052481

Remember when they tried to put a male in the love live movie and it turned out to be a girl? The rage on twitter was still fucking insane though, from both unicorns AND yurifags.

Female unicorn yurifag here but I don't want fucking men talking to my oshi because they're going to bring the worst bottomfeeding fujoshi "shipping boundaries" terminally online teenage girls to my oshi's channel. I hope they contract lead poisoning.

>>28206661
unironically ID girls are the safest option to collab

>>28207191
based

>>28207191
based

Why are HoloEN fans so upset all day, every day regardless of what’s happening? This reads like any other thread on a given day on /vt/.

>>28205861
>homos
>if its only apex or valorant
lol. As much as I love the dudes, their collab game picks are awful and will almost always be some kind of FPS, especially for first collabs.

>>28196883
HAHAHA

>>28201624
Sounds like a persona game

I hope these guys play some L4D2.