/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Mysta love!

Ike love!

I LOVE THIS SUPER CUTE FAIRY!!!

Our precious lovely Rosemi-sama~

>>28188968
Is her advice legit sisters?

I've been looking forward to this skincare stream all week just to hear rosemi gush about something she's passionate about. I have no interest in skincare and will always be ugly so I won't bother with any of her advice but it's fun to listen to girls talk about their passions!

Cleanse and moisturize, simple as.

>>28188837
>Map says "Jack"
>Jack?? What does that mean? Who is that? Ore no namae wa JACK, heh.
>"reads chat" last name Off. Hah. That's not funny. Hahaha it's not funny!

>>28189040
Yeah.

T

Nina Love!

>butas face after skincare

Obsydia outfits when???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>28188851
>famelira are dumber than pentomos

they should just save the money for cosmetic surgery like microblading instead
women spent way too much on useless shits
t. woman

>>28188968
>>28189039
So is Rosemi a bitch or not? I'm always getting mixed signals from the threads.

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH ROSEMI-SAMA

>innisfree green tea serum
Did Pomu influence Rosemi to use this product?

I want to try rosehip oil

>>28188723
Nice. If I'm not asking too much, could you post it on nyaa after? Mega sucks for me. But I appreciate it either way.

Finana anal

>>28189040
pretty much, so try to follow what she says

I can't find my image of Pomu holding a moisterizer bottle...

Damn you don't have to slap your skin to put it on? Been putting on toner wrong all these years.

>>28189125
skincare is cheap sis, stop spending money on makeup it's bad for your skin anyway.

>>28189084
You nasty Aloupeeps are just jealous they get all the pussy.

>>28189040
only if you have dry or normal skin

>>28189126
She is, it's only that the thread is full of rosecucks right now.

Luca love! Good morning!

I'm going to rape Mysta and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

>>28189235
Pentomos get all the cock

>>28189040
Different skin types have different needs, but for normal skin her advice is pretty good.

>>28189162
Nta but most people don't do nyaa for nijisanji stuff.

Alban love!!

>>28189162
I'll see if I can get the usual person to post it for me.

>>28189274
This. They need to share.

>>28189272

Acne products are all scams. Just go to a dermatologist and get a prescription for tretinoin.

Thanks for the kind advice and stuff about my dick. I’m still pretty damn self conscious, but it helps. Maybe Rosemi’s skincare stuff will make the rest of me appealing enough to make up for it.

I LOVE POMU! I WANT TO MARRY THIS FAIRY!!!

I LOVE POMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sonny LOVE!

>>28189318
This. Tretinoin saves your skin, just buy good moisturizers instead

>>28189334
I believe in you, bud

What the fuck does "in person" means? Should I be worried or it's just the usual shitters?

I'm going to buy all these products and smell them to get a glimpse of what Rosemi actually smells like.

What are we going to do about these audition leakers, anons?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tMDskksmzg

>>28189334
I was one of those people who gave you advice and dicks all look funny.
Forgot to say
t.male bislut

>>28189278
Are they still asking for an apology or w/e the fuck schizo thing it was? Kinda of funny if so

Anyone writing a summary of Rosemi's advice?
I don't have the time to pay attention to it at the moment.

I WANT TO RAPE ROSEMI LOVINGLY

>>28189319
God-tier artist. Gets Mysta's fat butt just right.

>>28189334
>Maybe Rosemi’s skincare stuff will make the rest of me appealing enough to make up for it.
Focus as much on your hobbies and interests, bud. People enjoy those who are passionate about something. You're gonna make it.

Desu just use whatever your grandma and great grandma used for their skin. It was probably better than all this chemical shit we have now.

>>28189363
I have been using tretinoin for the last couple years and I don't even need a moisturizer. I do still use toners because they feel good.

>>28189380
I want to go T_T

do girls do their nightly skin care routine before or after sex

>>28189409
Rosemi herself is writting it

>>28189437
Not everyone is a millenial.

wtf i didnt think skincare was this complex, fucking weirdos

>You cannot reverse aging
Fuck this.

FUCK THE SUN

>WHEN THE BIG GUY GONNA COME
I'M CUMMING RN ELIRA-SAAMAAAAA

>>28188458
I've had concerns with the looks of my privates for most of my life, thinking it looks disgusting with PPP, fordyce spots, huge veins, lots of hair all the way up the shaft, but there was nothing actually "bad" about it, it's just cosmetically unpleasing so to say.
I've had a partner who was a bit hesistant once they saw the PPP and fordyce spots, since they both look like stds but I explained to them what it is and showed then some info on it online, and they didn't care about it afterwards and happily went down on me!
We all tend to be overly critical with ourselves, but in reality, it's never as bad as we personally make things out to be.
Your penis is unique to you, and having a sensitive spot is a nice and fun little detail for a partner to find out, a charm point so to say! Veins aren't a big deal, hell, many people even think they're hot.
Also the looks of your penis don't have any relevance for getting you into a situation where you'd be getting intimate with someone. No ones going to run away screaming after seeing how you look down there! And if they do, they're a trash human being anyways and don't deserve you.

Also, if your skin down there is dry, moisturize it! You can do that to your privates as well, just rub a droplet of coconut oil on it after a shower!

Obsydia outfits never
Ethyria outfits never
Luxiem outfits never
Noctyx outfits never
She will draw Genshin fanart and you will deal with it

>>28189478
Sex would sweat off the skincare, duh.

>>28189278
Yeah, I noticed...
>>28189287
Thanks a lot!

remember buds to take a cold shower

>>28189406
Nah it just doesn't gain a lot of traction on there. People never seed files so the person who uploads the torrent has to keep it seeding forever because nobody else will. I've seeded a few using my seedbox but even thats a pain in the ass cuz I've got to download it to my seedbox then turn into a torrent then download that torrent then upload that torrent to nyaa.

>>28189510
Gladly

>>28189478
i try to do it after masturbating but i always end up masturbating again anyways after i put it on

>>28189507
Is this Patrick Batman's skin care routine?

Yugo being Ibu's ace is so fucking funny and in line with the good old days of Yugoposting

Windowbros...

>>28189600

ELIRA WAS DEVOURED

>SCIENTISTS are on the cusp of producing a pot of gold - an anti-wrinkle cream that works - after reversing 30 years of ageing in human skin. In one case, they rejuvenated cells from a woman of 53 to match a 23-year-old's – thanks in part to pioneers who cloned Dolly the sheep.
>You can't reverse aging
Rosemi?

me and my homies hate the sun

>>28189582
Why tho?

>>28189579
Were you the one that seeded Selen's memgen streams for me a couple months ago?

My windows has 2 layers. There's no way that UAV goes through that right?

>>28189651
Just buy some curtains, anon

Wow Rosemi knows her shit.

>>28189651
Anon you need to get some sunlight.
Unless you're chugging vitamin d pills like Reimu.

>>28189651
It does, but it isn't all that big of a deal

>>28189649
Yeah I still have them on there for whoever wants them but before I seeded them they literally had 1 other person who was doing it

>>28189500
h-hag kindred?

>>28189491
some people have superior genes so they have the luxury to fuck around with products without messing up their skin
they think the products helped but in the end it's just their dna

I literally work in a dark server room all day. My eyes hurt when I leave.

>>28189500
Yet, there is some promising research being done to de age the old farts that run the world

None of the Obsydia mamas have interacted with the Anniversary announcements.

Why does the sun fucking hate us?

>>28189703
If you lurk around skincare advice pages and watch videos a lot this is more just general knowledge

Can't even be bothered to wash my face twice a day because I hate getting my long hair wet

>>28189718
Thank you, I appreciated it

>>28189743
Why not turn on the lights?

Its so funny to see those things about management pressuring them for numbers, meanwhile the only ones like this are the actual numberfags while elira, petra, uki, sonny, fulgur, enna and many others don't do it. Its as if its a choice and how their personality works

>>28189768
it just wants you to look your age, just like how your parents want you to act your age

>>28189729
That's me! Perfect skin and a face that hasn't aged since I was 12! Unable to grow facial hair that doesn't look like shaggys from Scooby Doo and a body that's the same.
But hey, no acne for several years.

>>28189380
https://youtu.be/J53D7AE6DzQ?t=16830
just the usual shitters. it's the same as offkai was but they're just on site instead of at home. you'll never see anything but their avatars.

>>28189783
That's why I wash my face in the shower even though they say you shouldn't

>>28189651
Depends on the model of the UAV flying around your house.

>>28189274
I've never gotten any cock.

>>28189793
the glare from the room lights is annoying on the monitors

>>28189646
i sweat a lot when i masturbate

>>28189600
He is pitcher

>>28189769
Why they should do it? The anniversary illustrations aren't drawn by them

>>28189783
Use a headband or hairtie anon...

I don't have to worry about the sun as I never leave the house. WFH antisocial life

>>28189491
Wash your face twice with warm water and mild soap and moisturize before bed, spf before you go outside.
That’s all you really need

elira is so funny

>>28189835
>face that hasn't aged since I was 12
>body that's the same
Don't let Elira know that we have a legal shota around here...

>>28189624
From quick searching of that, I can't find any scientific sources, and according to the shitty looking news site I found with that text it's not anywhere close to market because it can cause cancer.

>>28189854
That I guess I understand but also why do you then masturbate again after you apply it. Does the process of applying it make you horny or something????

>>28189861
kek

>>28189768
Because he can't be with Elira.

Think of this: briskadets are aging faster for how many UV rays sonny emits

my skin is awful and people at work used to bully me for it so i just grew a beard and wear long sleeves and pants all the time.

>>28189899

>>28189929
you got acne pomie? just follow anon's advice and talk to a doctor for tret, it's legit

>>28189843
I could help you with that, if you wanted. But only after a few dates, no need to rush anything. I’d like to pamper you and maybe pay for a few dinners.

Skincare anons, I only use cleanser, vitamin c serum and a moisturiser once a day is that good enough

>>28189899
Unfortunately I'm too tall for a shota. I'm still not super tall at about 5'7ish but yeah every time people have heard my voice after seeing my face they're like
>That's not what I was expecting....

>>28189923
i'm just naturally really horny and this thread is always posting boobs or shotas

>>28189783
Use a bucket and towel. Or wet wipes if you're really lazy.

>>28189889
Pretty sure you should use cold water, not warm water.

I just realized I knew all of this but I'm too lazy to actually do any of this

>>28189854
same, my ass absolutely drenches my seat when i masturbate

But I thought weeb girls didn't care about skincare and they were all fat fujo slobs, the wold has changed so much since I was in high school

>>28189988
if it works it works
just add a sunscreen, at least a 30 SPF one

>>28189500
The billionaires are working on de-aging tech

>>28190017
When I say warm I mean like body temp

>>28189910
https://elifesciences.org/articles/71624
Here's the paper anon.
And yes it makes you more likely to get cancer at the moment but the same could be said of cloning in general and they've managed to extend clone lifespans by quite a lot already.

>>28190057
Rosemi isn't a weeb, she's a normie pickme whore.

>>28190057
elira...

Hard to take this skincare stream seriously while knowing a lot of beauty products are based on pseudoscientific marketing shill bullshit

>>28190073
Do I still need sunscreen when I don't go out?...

>>28190057
Rosemi is a long spaghetti

Bros, I wanna make a mod for Selens Birthday, but I have no idea how to import models to Source Engine.

I can map and import textures just fine, but stealing shit and putting it into source i'm not good at, at all.
Kill me bros

>>28189990
I also look really young for my age, but I'm fat... I' worry about losing weight and suddenly losing like a saggy old fart.

Elira is freaking it

>>28190157
If no one else helps you I can ask some of my friends

>>28190157
>fagoons just stealing what others do and taking credit
Truly like vtuber like fans

>>28190123
unless u are next to a window 24/7 no (some dermatologists say to use it Every Single Day but thats unrealistic)
just use it when u go out and u should be fine

>>28189988
I heard vitamin C stays on your skin for around 3 days so I think everyday is unnecessary, but if your skin looks good and doesn't give you and trouble keep doing what your doing! Just make sure to wear sunscreen daily, I personally like the Innisfree one, its light and no ugly white cast.

>>28189980
Nah, there's a reason I've never had any cock.

>>28190105
that explains a lot

I love the Finance voice and all, but man does it make Finana just sound like a stereotypical zoomer sometimes.

>>28190181 (Me)
...suddenly looking like*...

>>28190181
Same. I’m 30 and people still think I’m in highschool because I have a bit of baby fat on my face

>>28190057
Skincare isn't just for finding someone to love...

Which NijiEN members get the best porn?

>>28189651
It will, but solar window films can block most of it

>>28190203
thanks sonny

>>28190283
vox

>>28190283
me

>>28190237
What would you do if Petra has a small cute cock?

>>28190307
Suck it, duh

>>28190245
she sounds like my sister and it really lights up my brain the same way

>>28190222
>>28190225
Thanks anons!

>>28189988
You need sunscreen if you don't want to look old.

>>28190105
Ewiwa is too lazy for skin care...

My fellow Pomies
Brush your teeth

>>28190203
I mean I also don't have anything beyond idea's right now lmao
heres my idea page so far. Maybe 2 stages Selens Cave and (LEGALLY DISTINCT CHILD PIG WORLD), and then a final boss maybe being ewiwa.
Both levels have 5 hidden dragoons to "rescue" as collectables.
No idea what the overall story would be, maybe Elira is stealing Dragoons to rape or something? I dunno

>>28190237
Ew, are you straight? Fucking gay.

>>28190283
a lot of the guys, probably vox
for the girls only, feesh has got a lot of lewds since she encouraged it, enna a decent amount, and elira gets a surprising amount for someone who never speaks about them

>>28190365
I brush my teeth 3 times a day. I don't floss though. I know I have to do better...

>>28190057
Skincare boom from korea changed a lot of things

>>28190057
Japanese weeb girls are obsessed with actually looking cute and Rosemi is Japanese.

>>28190365
Fuck you, once a day and flossing is enough. Multiple brushes and mouthwash are just to sell more product

>>28190386
Anon don't put rape into your fan mod

>>28190365
I have honestly been really bad at it. I've been probably brushing once a week... I am so broken. I'm sorry Pomu....

>>28190245
She is a zoomer so...

>>28190360
>>28190105
ewiwa's expensive shampoos!

>>28190307
petra's small penguin cock should be bullied

>>28190283
Overall the males. Then finana 'cause she retweets them. Seen a lot of elira too.

>>28190403
Heh, thanks for the laugh.

>>28190468
>and Rosemi is Japanese.
lolno she's a hafu mutt

>>28190123
no, unless you are close to the window like the other anon said, or if your room is very bright and heavily lit by cheap incandescent lighting

>>28190482
Brush your teeth pomie. You're gonna end up losing your teeth.

>>28190474
I WILL put rape in my fan mod and you can't stop me anon.

I think the biggest problem i'll have is if i'm gonna go all the way, i'd need an animated ewiwa, and a viewmodel change to be selens arms.

and i could probably remake the manhacks to be Pomu

>>28190535
rosemi will never be japanese

Imagine being part of Nijisanji EN's recruitment team and having to filter through thousands of horny women (and some men) who just want to join so they can jump on Luxiem's dicks.

>>28190307
I'd suck the fuck outta that

>>28190545
I work in front of the computer 9 hours a day with the lights in the room turned off...

>>28190482
I’m going to pin this Pomudachi down on the bed and forcefully brush his teeth, floss them, and give him mouthwash to use as well.

Note: do not pop pimples

>>28190634
i mean they had to do that for the males who auditioned and wanted to get with the girls, and shu and sonny still managed to get in

you heard the wose
dont pop your pimples

>>28190593
Correct

>>28190365
I always brush my teeth at least 2 times a day and leave the toothpaste residue around my teeth for at least 2minutes to allow prolonged fluoridation Working as a dental technician makes me want to not lose any teeth ever

Rosemi, let me in.

>>28190535
>mutt

I had only, like, 6 pimples in my entire life. Is this normal?

>>28190639
then you are fine unless you are a weirdo that uses CRT monitors

>>28190646
I actually flossed a few days ago because my teeth started hurting from stuff in between them. I will do better for Pomu...

Pomies don't shower, don't brush their teeth, are depressed, and are scaredy-cat wagies. Most sad fanbase.

>>28190757
KEK

>>28190772
Go to a dentist to clean stuff for you

>>28190759
lucky shit

>>28190788
at least we have jobs...

>>28190759
lucky mf

>>28190788
dumb pentomo

>>28190482
No one would kiss you if you don’t brush your teeth, not even Pomu

elira has the sexiest laugh i've ever heard from a v tuber

>>28190788
And yet penthomos still get raped by them. Pingusharts are the most pathetic fanbase.

Words can't express how badly I want to be killed by someone else as I don't have the mental fortitude to do it myself

HORMONES HATE!

>>28190759
Give me your skin

I don't get acne but I have horrible dry skin that peels...

>>28190788
>scaredy-cat wagies
I've literally never seen a Pomudachi that wasn't a NEET

Note: do not touch your face during the day.

Elira has NOT licked Mille, and Millie has NOT licked her
Apparently

>>28190674
they also didn’t stop uki but that ended up working in their favor

Elira claims she's never tongued Millie. WEAK

>>28190788
They don’t get femanons(including Pomu) either…

how would their routes play out?

I want to touch rosemi's face

>>28190871
Only if it can be sex leading up to death.

Wosemi is teaching us about skincare. She must have seen our posts about wanting to become wosemi. So she is teaching us how to become wosemi. She approves of us becoming wosemi. She is waiting for the lucky rosebud who will consume her and become wosemi.

>>28190896
Most of us devs though

>>28190307
suck it like there was no tomorrow

>>28190886
u might want to use an exfoliant from time to time and a moisturizer

>>28190835
I resent the fact Pomies are known as the wagie fanbase some of us are still dedicated NEETs from when being a hikkiNEET was cool...

>>28190759
I think I've had 2-3 at most.
In 30 years.
With no skincare at all.

Rosemi says change your fucking bedsheets

>>28190871
Go to bed pentomobro it’s late

what are the odds that Pomu is watching rosie right now?

>>28190939
lubing keycaps with my shuwife and kissing her on the lips

Millie why are you so lucky

>>28190759
feels good being genetically superior

Finana would easily fall for anyone online who'd compliment her. She's cute.
It does worry me that so many people are so close to her.

>>28190759
>>28190975
GIVE ME YOUR SKIN

>>28190949
She's also okay with rosebuds skinning her and using her skin

ROSEMI'S SKIN IS SOFT!

>>28190896
I have an office job that forces 70 hour work weeks.
I've never met a Pomie who's a NEET.

>>28190759
Lucky Pomie.

>>28191018
finana has said how she loves to lead people on and leave them hanging in the breeze
dont worry about her anon

Rosemi only shaves once a week

>>28191061
>70 hour work weeks.
wtf? do you work at a tax accounting firm or something?

>>28190870
Oh you mean just like how Famillie get raped too?

>>28190939
I want to have sex with mysty in a classroom after school. We will ditch classes and go hang out at a theme park or aquarium

>>28191058
holy fuck that ass

she is retarded
you can touch your face, just wash your hands first. Treat it like eating

ROSEMI TOUCHING MY FACE

I like wearing masks because that means I don't have to bother shaving often.

She's touching me bros.

Rosemi calling me out...

>>28190057
Having a drop of nip blood makes it impossible to be a weeb

>>28190984
no point

GET FUCKED LOSERS ROSEMI IS TOUCHING MY FACE

ROSEMI IS TOUCHING MY FORESKIN..!!

>>28190952
If you ask a Pomudachi what languages they know they go "C, C++, Java, Rust, JS, ..."

>>28191061
There are they just hang out during SEAhours

>>28191081
That is also true LMAO.
I dunno. Ive definitely masturbated a fair amount to feesh but I could never see her as a partner of any kind. Same goes for any of the girls though.
Her fanbase creeps me out a bit though

>>28191141
cute

>>28190976
Half neets, half software developers and then there's that foreman pomudachi and trucker pomudachis...

>>28191018
That's adorable but she definitely needs some adult around her

>>28191208
blue collardachis

>>28191208
why is she so bald hahahaha chrome dome lol

>>28191058
God I wish that was Rosemi.

>>28191208
All me

>>28191208
cute wagie pomies

>>28191022
oh no, the skinwalkers are here

>>28191137
You should sleep well that’ll help with depression. Petra’s also streaming in jp time slot today so you don’t have to stay up late anymore

>drink water
I'm not gonna make it

>>28191194
Finana cultivated the fanbase she wants. She's an e-girl through and through who loves the attention she gets from simps.
The moment she quits vtubing she'll open an onlyfans and start fleshtubing on Twitch.
I wouldn't worry about her relationship with her fans, the obsessive thirsty losers are what she gets off to.

>>28191087
A big 4 consulting firm

Wave 6 soon I can feel it bros

>Drink a lot of water
I DO THAT AND I PEE A LOT

>>28191141
>>28191202
cute...

>GoDS PEED

I got a job to buy Pomu merch and voice packs

>>28191208
If he's the same Pomudachi in the pomucord he drives a fucking kenworth lmao

>>28191083
Shaving sucks. I'm blessed to have genes that makes it so I don't feel or have visible hair on my arms and legs.

>>28191273
Silly anon, skinwalkers don't want your skin, they're shapeshifting witches that just want to maul you to death

>>28191349
And you're not mailing me any of that pee?

I have never used eye cream and I live with the dark circles around my eyes just fine

The slow pace of the zombies is perfect for Elir-
>Falls through floor and SHRIEKS
Fuck, my sides. Good stream Elira, I will watch more

Ive never really had an oshi but lately I've been watching a lot of Reimu and I'm starting to really enjoy her content and prioritize it.

>>28191386
You’re like my mom but I didn’t get her genes

>>28191349
You might need to check for diabetes type 2

>>28191374
Congrats anon! Don't forget to buy yourself good food too!

My skincare routine? bro just eat good, exercise and drink water bro.

>>28191061
I'm a NEET Pomie, been a NEET for 15 years now since I graduated high school.
Spend most of my days watching anime, playing games, and feeling lonely when Pomu's not streaming.

>>28191208
I’m a factory maintenance pomudachi

>>28191414
you aren't allowed to like Reimu in this thread

>>28191083
>>28191386
I wish my leg hair was like this

How do I get rid of eye bags bros

>>28191466
your parents sound very nice.

>>28191457
*warm water

>>28191485
Rosemi just said to use eye creams

>>28191485
just sleep more lol

>>28191485
How much sleep do you get, anon?

>>28191507
Chinese propaganda

>Dairy is bad for the skin
Wtf??? Milk and cheese can't be bad?

>>28191466
I hope things turn out okay for you when your parents die.

>>28191485
Stop posting here Reimu

>Dairy and a lot of sugar
im ngmi bros

>>28191517
I thought that was to avoid, not cure

>>28191328
I don't think so honestly. She has no history of flesh tubing even in her pl. She had a png and I think a half model?
I wouldn't be opposed to the onlyfans, I'd never pay for it and just wait for the leakers but I don't think she'd ever go through with it. She's a tease more than anything else I feel.
But yeah you're right about the thirsty losers I was definitely over worrying

>>28191466
Are you rich? Fucking lucky pomie

Remember to hold your pee, buds!
So that I can punch your bladder and make you piss yourself!

>>28191558
fucking kek

>>28191561
You should swap to eating probiotic yogurt.
Strawberries are also very good for your skin so if you eat probiotic strawberry yogurt that helps a lot.

>>28191546
The need for dairy in a diet has been exaggerated.

>>28191540
6 to 5 hours on work days 7-8 on days off.

i used to use eye creams but a good moisturizer does the same job

>>28191466
Invest in stocks anon.

>>28191485
Surgery unironically

>>28191621
I just have a very sweet tooth anon....

>>28191558

>>28191485
It depends if they're genetic, from lack of sleep or because of allergies. Have you always had them?

>>28191621
I like the kind that are shaped like the danimals yogurt for adults.

I got brainwashed as a kid by my grandma, who imprinted on me that eating a part of animal is good for the equivalent human part (i.e. eating animal skin is good for your skin). I have eaten at least a couple of pounds of fish eyes as a result.

>>28191485
Eye cream and a lot of sleep

>>28191208
I'm coder for the leaf goverment

Actual dairy milk tastes like shit anyways. I'll never give up cheese though

>>28191621
There's also some really low carb yogurt with very little sugar in it
>>28191561
Ratio and 2Good are both really tasty. They're a bit more expensive than the regular stuff though

>>28191466
Jesas I’m jealous

>>28191701
You must be asian.

>>28191701
Fucking Asians

>>28191739
he might not let it on but his existence is miserable.

>>28191208
and the educator pomudachi... haha...

>>28191701
just like me frfr

>>28191697
I've had them around since high school and I'm 26 now

>>28191701
Fish eyes are pretty tasty.

>>28191701
Fish eyes are delicious so you’ve got nothing to lose

>>28191141
>>28191202
source please

>>28191701
What the fuck?

>Graduate from school 2 years earlier because I skipped some grades
>Decide to rest for a bit to decide career
>End up become a NEET until I'm 20 years old
>Still didn't know what I wanted to do

>>28191208
>>28191467
i'm a nuclear plant repair technician pomudachi

>>28191709
I knew a guy who got to work with the government to shut down CP sites in Canada.
He said he was permanently traumatized and thankful that they paid for his therapy but he now needs medicine to sleep at night and highly regrets ever doing it

Pomudachis are people who tend to have decent paying jobs who have to suffer with hiding a massive power level in public. No wonder she became our oshi.

>>28191701
People eat fish heads. Nothing bad; just gross.

>>28191701
I fucking HATE eating fish skin but god everyone says it worth it for your body.

>>28191792
White people moment

>>28191141
>>28191202
Oh shit I can read this, I'm... already japanese

>>28191709
fuck yo phoenix

>>28191833
would they shut down loli?

>>28191338
ra-randon?

>>28191208
I am a tv station technical director pomudachi

>>28191817
its okay we can form a suicide pact

>>28191701
Classic case of Asians and their traditional "medicine"

>>28191827
This pomie is going to supply us with nuclear bombs when we take over Wyoming.

>>28191842
She wasn’t really hiding them if she’s told her boss and co-workers about being a vtuber. She also performed and cosplay at cons

>>28191208
I work on public transit and no I don't drive them.

>>28191827
homer simpson pomudachi

>>28191490
They gave up on me about 5 years in I think they know I'll kill myself anyway if I tried to work.

>>28191574
My family is firmly middle class(by California standards) I just don't spend money ever. I have like $30k in savings from crypto stuff. Parents cover food + bills and I don't buy anything unless I absolutely need it or they ask for money.

>>28191553
when I no longer have any social obligations to keep me alive I'll just end it all so I stopped worrying about that stuff.

>messaging part of the body will send more blood to the area
hehhhehh

>>28191208
I'm a software developer but I suck at it. I spend all day jerking off to hentai

>>28191817
Nigga I’m 31 and a neet, stop bitching and do ANYTHING

>>28191952
close, but when things break they call me to fix it.

>>28191827
Make Outer Heaven with Pomu a reality

>>28191908
I TOLD YOU TO GO TO BED

>>28191957
Just be a vtuber anon, it's all the rage these days have you heard of them?

>>28191935
She told them about becoming a streamer, not a vtuber

So is Finana not a virgin then? Was it all just cope from the people in this thread?

>>28191888
No. Not that he ever expressed. He talked a lot about cross referencing missing kids lists and working with them to set up honeypots and stuff like that. Said it paid really good but he was forever traumatized by the pictures and videos that were burned into his mind after staring at them for hours a day.
I like to believe he would have become a Pomudachi if he hadnt killed himself a few years ago

>>28192009
It's only like, nearly 1am

>>28191935
She didn't tell them about becoming a vtuber. The people she worked with were all boomers. Her boss thought she was doing webinars...

>>28191888
Not that anon, but I know that a lot of workers of that hate when people report lolis because it's a waste of time and it gets in the way

Just don't touch your face, after you are done jerking off.

>>28191701
how many ground tiger penises have you eaten you chink

Elira's cough...
Elira....

>>28191701
fish eyes are tasty retard suck it up

>>28192033
?

Rosemi-sama is a yamato nadeshiko...

>>28192031
Same concept. They don’t know what vtuber is. She’s probably told them about other things she’s done

>>28191208
i'm a NEET 2view pomudachi

the only beauty treatment I need https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22YzXvEgvwM

>>28191975
I'm 24 years old now and in the last year of my computer science degree. I wish people told me to just do whatever instead of trying to find a passion or whatever.

>>28191918
Why Wyoming?

>>28192039
Jesus christ.

>>28191701
Just like my Jackie Chan animes.

>>28191208
I'm a philosophy student Pomudachi so I might as well count as a NEET

>>28191771
Probably lack of sleep, then. Thankfully that's the easiest to solve. Hydrate a lot, sleep well. Don't bother with expensive eye creams, they are usually scams from what I've heard.

>>28192139
Fucking aloucreeps

Elira confirmed sweaty!
Sweaty neck!

>>28192180

>parents never taught me about skin care
>i was too stupid to figure it out myself
>only started using lotion in my late 20s
am i doomed

>>28192142
Both are shit advice
you should try to find employment in something that you are good at, which incidentally is also the best way to find your passion.

>>28192142
>computer science degree
I just went to a local college learned Java and some basic SQL and got a great job through the coop program.

>>28192163
I'll keep that more in mind and try to sleep more, thanks for the advice!

>>28192143
There's nothing there besides cows, so people decide to take over and make a place where all pomies can workship and live with her.

>>28192207
You're only doomed with a lovers mentality.

>>28192162
Honest question what made you take philosopy of all things

>>28192233
Based, I barely use anything from my comp sci degree.

>>28192207
no, better late than never

>>28192122
No, totally different concept. A vtuber inherently is gear towards anime/cartoons, whereas a streamer can be anything under the sun. Given how she said she was working with boomers, they could have thought it was something like skincare streams or whatever.

Soon

>>28192011
I considered it but I have an ugly voice and haven't used vc in years so I'd have to do a lot of practice to train my voice to not get tired after a few minutes of talking.
Also male vtubers are dead in the water unless you have a large female audience and I've never talked to a girl in my life outside school or my mom.
If I was a girl I'd definitely try vtubing though, it seems like a great way to make friends and get in your socialization reps if you don't go outside.

>>28191208
>tfw taking a year or 2 off to get my masters degree
>my mom is fully supportive but im terrified of going back to work and working myself to death

I make like 100k a year already and my career is pretty good, and I don't even hate working, I just hate the idea of feeling like i'm the only one suffering even if everyone else is alongside me.